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Ladies and Ladyboys,

REACH OUT AND TORCHWOOD

May I present to you Captain Jack from Torchwood having a spaz, shouting 'The 21st century is when it all changes' whilst simianesque aliens are flinging their own poo at the back of his head and his assistant is rubbing her chubby titties against a UFO.

I thank you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

I haven't a clue.

But it has NORKS and a little ALIEN COCK

YAY!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

I want to know how long it is before they investigate his singing in the movie remake of 'The Producers' last year

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

christ i'm glad someone else noticed that

but i'm so old i remember when he used to present saturday kids telly.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahaha, I don't remember that Saturday morning stuff

The present Mrs. Architect and I were watching the film recently and when the 'Sprintime for Hitler' song came up both went 'bloody hell, it's HIM'

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

i find him thoroughly cringeworthy

as i also find daniel craig, which news my mum is still reeling from.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)

no, you are young enough to remember that

I am too old to remember that

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

yay

I like her. she's sexeh!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Ha ha

Gwen does have a wazzo pair of jugs though!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Indeed

and strange, cavewoman hair. It's like wire wool or something.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

and slight gappy teeth....

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

she was in a play where I work last year

and is very nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

brianftang, news at 10, B3ta ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

obviously we're flexible...

...but not about the jugs.

Nice juggage there :D

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

The population asked for it and the man delivered

Woo!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

But wait...

there's more requested that I have done! I will post it in a few threads

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Score!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)

I want you to know that I really like this

so have a woo and a *click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

UFO rape?

Woo!

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Twenty-fist centipede?

I suppose technically they do have twenty fists.

Woo!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

arf!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

Not quite the scene I had in mind.

But still nice for my eyes and brain. Well done you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

yay you did my request!

;)

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

Torchwood.

Grittier and 'more adult' than Dr. Who.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

OI WHEELIE

www.b3ta.com/board/6546563

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Yays and all that. Though a couple of hours with me on your shoulder and you'll be after visiting the dry-cleaners.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)

It's lucky though!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)

way better than the real thing

which is shite

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

f
f
t

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

y'bugger

i just spat out my spicy chai tea on my keyboard looking at that
woo!

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

That some good tea

but that is a most woo picture indeed.

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Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

mmm

tasty chai...
*feels pockets infinitely lighter due to rip off prices for what is effectively spice and powdered milk in a tub*

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

Ha ha.

I love you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

to steal a body without a head?

and possibly some ears, a nose and some hair

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I'm kinda glad he's forgotten.

Clearly up to no good.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

My new best friend, KMLabs, wanted a spider and a scorpion

cowering in abject terror from a small trick-or-treating boy dressed in a cheery halloween costume
but there's no scorpion . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

Braw, David!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

roffle cakes

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

*cries*

/but woo to the pic squire!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

s'ok, Arch!

I'm completely over him now . . .
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

hahahahaha

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

pixeltastic!

lovely stuff

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Top pixellery, Dave

Woo!
and indeed yay!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

lully!

I'm glad i noticed the alt text before i replied however

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hehehe!

you skillfuly avoided my pedint trap
*sets up a couple more*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

Yus

It was a close thing..
luckily i suspected you of being tricksy my preciousssssss

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)

I think all of us did

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)

There's only one more animally suggestion to do . . .

some mong asked for a piglet in a bacon suit seeking revenge . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

Hahaha do it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:32, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

It's a fallacy

that they're all tall

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Ian Woosnam, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

every timw he goes past

a little voice in my head says "weee"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

That's me . . .

sorry

Woo! to the ickle bballers
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

don't wee whatever you do

it's not socially acceptable unless you're currently sporting a nappy

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gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

its because your bladder is full

go!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

*runs*

*misses*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

hahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)

Name that charity telethon.

Ice? Lemon? Miniature severed babies' heads?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

down syndrome children in drink?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Glad to hear you got acid working

I'll be expecting something special soon! LOLZ

I can't get to grips with speeding tracks up/down on the fucking thing though

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

it can be a pain

only use the beatmapper on acapellas. If you use it on anything with beats it noticably fucks it up if you change the tempo by more than 1bpm!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

I've managed to beatmap a track when it goes in

But then i add the acapella on a new track, and i can't work out how to alter the tempo on the individual track after it's been added. There's a tempo slider to alter the tempo of the whole thing, but it could do with an individual one on each track

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

well, you only need one of them to be beatmapped.

find the BPM of the instrumental (use a free bpm counter or something). Set the master tempo to whatever bpm it is. Then load in and beatmap the acapella. Voila - they will both be in time!1!!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)

I'll give it a go!11!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)

CHLDREN IN MEAD!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

I would support that

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

You win.

Have five virtual pounds.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

yey!

*spends on the "fuck me for a fiver" lotto*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

It has to be comic relief

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

children inbreed!

the telethon for norfolk and outlying rural areas

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gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

*glares*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

*sunbathes*

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gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

I hope the mead

isn't as crap as thier music!

comic relief?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

NEEDS IN CHILDREN

where scopers rape kids live on telly in aid of the nonce foundation?

They won't get in trouble for it because they're special.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha!

nutter!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

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SolidGoldChimp, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)

woo!

on another note

What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log

It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."

Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
log log log

*whistle*
LOG FROM BLAMMO

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

i f*cking love that

i sing it to my son

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

CLING TENACIOUSLY TO MY BUTTOCKS

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

i haven't heard that in years

i'd love to see the anim with it too...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

*fears*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Steeeempy.. You Iddddeeeeeoooottt!

Yay For John K Cartoons

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

haha

good old ren and stimpy

woo to pic as well!

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McBadger COW, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

god I love Ren & Stimpy

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

do you kiss their picture every night and dream of them?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

mmmm

needs more mexican accompaniments

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

*waits for something to happen*

RIS?

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

hmmmm

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

MASTICATE!

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gravytrain, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

My new car has everything!

(PsychoticSock, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

hahaha, the new Vauxhall Emo

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

pfft

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Grampa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:29, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

ha, i like that

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Emo car!

But with the fumes not the cutting!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

pfft

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

Yay!

The hydrogen powered model just gives its dirty hippy owner a light shower.

/goddamn hippy blog

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

Haha!

also: nice style

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Why thank you!

(PsychoticSock, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

i gone dun a drawing

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octopus footwear raaa, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

humming bird with a flower arse?

boooooo....photobucket wont let me on

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

looks more

like a shrew that has fell into the grasp of the petals of doom. Fear the POD!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

hahahaha

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

you spelled 'vase' wrong

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

varse?

;-p

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

crikey, now that reminds me of someone

joseph beuys? no, can't remember. like it though!

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

reminds me of Dürer

he had a flower stuck to his birdy arse too

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

nah

that was his contemporary Cornclius Agrippa.
giggles

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

I'm trying to decide

whether that's a hummingbird or an elephant vole.

Either way it's lovely :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

i done a drawing too

but mine's crapper.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

needs more flower arse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Vrooooom!

*pootles off*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

brooooooooom¬

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

brum brum

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

my scanner hasn't picked up

the shading very well - looks like he's got no trousers on...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

I done a drawing too

but mine's crapper still.......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

it so is

even under Sharia law

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

Oh I've drewed another one!

I can draw better than all you cunts

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Hahaha

that made me laugh way too much.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)

that made I laaugh!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

one ring to rule them all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

thass puuuurdy

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

stop looking at my cock

/autocomplete

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

never *mwah*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

*spluffs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

is it...

a beaked slug trying to escape from a fire on top of a fence post?

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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

Shrew flower!

nice drawing

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

ARE YOU KEITH?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Eh?

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)

You might just be saying that!

But in case your not

There is a keith on Myspace. He writes amusing crap in his blog. The writing style reminds me of you.

therefore i think it is you.

*miss marples*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

Clicky for lully biggerer version

Previously

Archive - Trouble Down Pit badges!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Pffft...

Woo!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

Fantastic!

Reminds me a bit of sinfest, but that's just God talking I think.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

tee hee

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

Haha

quality work!

And yes, very Sinfest - but also very cool :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

Everything reminds me of something else

I'm a shit for that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

but

surely everything is something else

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

I get exactly the same thing.

I point at random passers-by and say "hey he looks just like (insert name here)!"

The people I'm with usually just look at me blankly due to the fact that there is no resemblance whatsoever.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

vous est moi!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

*checks*

no, I still have a penis.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

We can rectify that.

*gets scissors* c'mere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

*blocks with stone*

HA!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

*checks MP*

Shiva!

ooooooh.

(sorry, ff7)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

*wears Ice Ring*

*Nullifies attack*

This could turn into a very long thread.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

We should stop while we're ahead.

*kills Aeris for good measure*

God I hate her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

*pets Red XIII*

*gets hand bitten off*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

Still want one though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

^this.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

*attaches random stones to sword*

*doesn't notice difference*
*ignores that whole system entirely*

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

Ah c'mon

the materia system was a work of genius.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)

No, it was a nonsense.

The map in FFX was far better.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)

There are simple reasons for this:

1. Sinfest has done everything first
2. Sinfest brain-scanned me many years ago when I thought of doing all this stuff and stole everything. Perhaps.
3. Conversations with God are one of the easiest things to make jokes with.

It's really annoying. I want to have a few props used by God, but in my head there's a little voice saying 'you can't do that, it's way too much like Sinfest'. Buggrit!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

I wouldn't worry.

It's only reminiscent of Sinfest - and let's face it, everything in the whole world is reminiscent of something else.

Just go with it - it works :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

Exactly.

And it's fucking funny. So you're win!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

If you're going to resemble something else

then you might as well resemble something that's been running for years and has a proven success rate :)

I hadn't read Sinfest before I started writing Trouble Down Pit. I then read through the complete archive (which took a long time) and was rather miffed to see that many of my ideas had been done before. Ho hum, I'll just have to make my own versions of them!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

The simpsons have done it

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:57, archived)

This is true.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

But your's was funnier

So fair plays

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:05, archived)

hahahaha

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

ace

i likey that, looks a bit like that Billy Corrigan chappie stylee

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Err...

The bloke from Smashing Pumpkins?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Corgan

surely?

And... why?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)

stylee-wise, thin and think black lines and random typefaces

we are talking about the comic strip, right?

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

Um...

are we? I thought Billy Corgan was the lead singer in Smashing Pumpkins.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

hold on

here the linky
www.randomhouse.com/pantheon/graphicnovels/corrigan_4.html

oops, i meant jimmy, not billy... twunt

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Ah, I see.

The colour scheme is similar, but those comics clearly take a very long time to draw. I try not to spend more than a couple of hours on mine (less if possible). It's supposed to be a hobby, after all!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

well, don't get inside this chappies head

i've seen some of the orginals - they're about 4 foot wide, and drawn freehand. the man is a freak. check out his stuff, it's very dark...
another piccie:
arts-sciences.cua.edu/hsct102/cartoons/corrigan1.jpg

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)

Blimey.

That's chirpy, isn't it?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

yes. oh so cheery.

but there's one strip the guy does with a mouse and a cat's head that actually very funny.
um, but still dark. obviously.
F.C.Ware is his name i think.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)

*understands now*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)

haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

Ha!

The question mark at the end did it for me.

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

Comedy punctuation is the less-known cousin of timing.

Possibly.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

Arf!

spiffing sir!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)

Cheers Cw

I hope the world finds you sparkly today?

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

*Gorbles*

Today.. Oh god. What the-
I don't know.

What're you lot up to?

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

That's lully.

But the blurry bit on the right made me think my monitor was broken.

Where do you get your inspiration?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Drawing silly things whilst thinking of a Vladimir strip.

I made one of those round white guys yesterday just doodling around, and decided they would harass poor Vlad and Ural.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I love Ural.

Those two would make such good plushy toys. I would buy them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

I made a plastecine Vladimir once.

I would like to make plush versions of these two though,
the thought crossed my mind on a few occasions too.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

I would definitely buy them.

Eeee! for my birthday I might be getting plushy baby! (My 'baby' is the chestburster from Alien, I feel very maternal about it)

EEEEE!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)

are you...er...giving birth to it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

No, I shall just cuddle it a lot.

And introduce it to everyone.

and stick it round the corner of the door when the postman knocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

Might you also be in possession of a Soup Dragon?

like this: www.ftmm.com/b3ta/dragon.jpg

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

:( No

But we gots a clanger!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

nothing

im going for a coffee at 2 a then im off drinking at 3

yourself?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Designing some introduction animation that will be used on plasma screens around this college.

120 Seconds at 20 fps means 2400 frames to animate - I've managed 820 thusfar :(

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

awww

*gives beer*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

today, this'un looks perplexed

and i should be making cold calls but am here instead. that is what i am doing

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

Stay here

Cold calling is shit.

/used to work for Anglian a long time ago blog

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

gosh, if only there was a script to it

at least it's not for windows and is for a like, rilly good company (that I sort of run) that does really cool stuff.

but i did just get a call from some bank who started with 'thanks for collecting this call'. does that mean i just paid for it? buggers.

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

It could be.

If it is, wait until you receive your phone billl (write down the time and date NOW) and then send them a copy highlighting how much they've cost you and threaten to take them to court unless they reimburse your costs for an unsolicited phone call.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

blimey

you are scary. it is a good thing.
*waves stick*

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

*watches stick intently*

Ooooh, pretty stick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

*throws stick*

testing...

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

*runs and gets stick*

*brings it back*

*shiny happy eyes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:40, archived)

*pats on head*

*throws aforementioned (on board) bastard sword*

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)

*runs off*

*gets it*
*goes on rampage*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

Cold Calling.. Nah... That doesn't sound like much fun...

Stay here and be niceandwarmandhot

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

debugging

*joys*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

I just ate old sandwiches

for lunch

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

*flurgles*

writing stuff to do things in c++

/boring job blog

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

comedy comments is the way to go

it might not be funny today, but when you find them by accident at a later date it is ace

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

agreed

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Thats possibly even cooler than yesterdays!!!

(christopher monkey, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

I'm going to see the Bonzos tonight

*am excited*

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Ooh

You're gonna love it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

*jealouses*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

I'm eating bridies

then I going to with the special boys and girls in their internet class. Today they're looking up their favourite things on google images, so this should be very interesting.

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

birdies?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

delicious, crunchy birdie skulls

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

NORKS!

Do have fun!

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

haha!

Remember and turn safesearch off first

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

I hope one finds goatse

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)

Encourage it

Ask them to look for pictures of goats, but accidently write an "e" at the end of it on the blackboard

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:00, archived)

No placard = instant compo failure

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

hahaha

Woo

*clicks*

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

arfety arf

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

I lives there

Macclesfield that is

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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 15:13, archived)

Loanopoly

Archive and blog
.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Ace

as always!

Woo!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

*guffaws*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

pffft

lully!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

*standing ovation*

As per usual concise, subtle and expertly done.

You are d'or, you really are.

*stops bumming*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

haaahahahahhaa

woo yay

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

wonderful, as usual sir

/and nice new tag. I assume we won't be seeing this one in ZOO then, given the © ?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

and tis a fully copyrighted

I paid for the base picture and created the copper from scratch.
But nothing would surprise me about Zoo :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

the retards

Shirley you can Sue them?

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)

They'd be mad to take this one

and I've got free legal representation (offered from several bloggers) dealing with Zoo for me. Which is nice :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)

people power!

the future

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)

Hahaha,

ace :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

hehehe

popitilitical

(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

Niceness...

Do Not Collect £200.00
Hahahaha

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

ha!

poor Tony, he'd never get into jail because there's no room and they're all run by his mates

/Guardian blog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

String em up!

/Daily Mail blog

woo to pic!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

Nice!

*clicks*

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

absolute

GENIUS

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Grouch would quite like his clients to stop being numptys, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)

Woo

Thanks for the help on optimizing.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

hahaha

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Yay

that's brill

EDIT: What's the source for the people macca suprises?

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Gregor Lenko There's a tree..., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

It's the little shake of the head that does it

Woo!

(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

the shakey head is just fabularse

woo!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

haha

wicked.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)

this made me chuckle more than i should.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)

Macca exhibits evidence in the trial of abuse

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

ooof

At least she took her shoe off.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

am getting sick of these

..but every so often one perks me up and genuinely makes me larf!

arf!

.

(Betty Bo Bibster, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Oooooh, go on, you can live as that's quite good.

If I ever see macca hold anything up now though, the red mist is going to be upon me. I'll kill him and carve BUNFUCKINGDUN on his face with a pointy stick.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

Phew

wasn't sure if i was setting myself up for a flaming.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

You probably are

But I'm in a good mood because it's sweet, beautiful Friday.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

not enjoying the compo then huh?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Oh, when do I ever?

It's all fun and games for a couple of hours and then it's just like watching Catherine Tate.

first time it was funny.
Second time it raised a titter.
Get the fuck off my tellyvizzle, bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

its all fun and games untill someone looses an eye!

then its just fun they can't see

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

You've just got to remember which side it's safe to fuck about on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

well, you can fuck about more on someone's left side if they have no left eye.

One of my friends in blind in the left eye so I know this to be true.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

hahahahahaha

one of mines deaf in one ear

oh the fun we have!

"oi, paul...you wanna beer?...no? ok then!"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

we do that to my mate too

it's his left ear so that's the one that faces into the car when he's driving.
so we call him all sorts while he's driving and he has no idea!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

hahahahaha

yey for disabled people!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

I have:

One half blind mate
One mate with Spina Bifida who's stopped arguing when I call her hopalong
One friend with worse spina bifida in a wheelchair. So far haven't called him trundly although am considering it.
Dad's a cripple now that he's got a bionic knee. Call him crip/cripple/raspberry ripple. He doesn't seem to mind.

And I'm arthritic. Yaaaaay.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

wow nice!

all i have is torn muscles in my left hand.

stupidl i was sailing across the English Channel hoisting the mail sail. 100Ft mast up
37Ft accross meaning ther was 1850 squar feet of sail for the wind to catch. there was only me and 2 other guys pulling it up and i was aat the back as the main anchor, so i wrapped it round my wrist.

boat suddenly hit a gust of wind, we all get pulled forward and up buy the rope and i get my wrist crushed.

we drank merry that night

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

Ooooh, hand injuries are fun

I broke my thumb knuckle went I went to see WASP as I was plastered in platform boots.

I never went to hospital and to this day I have about 50% less movement in it than my other one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:27, archived)

yeys!!!

once, when playing football when i was 13, i fell down a rabbit hole and fell over, but because i was running when i fell in to the hole, the force of me coming down on it broke my leg

edit: but how do you live without proper movement of your thumb?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

You and I are quite alike it seems

/clumsyasfuck

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

this!

can i be your

clumsyasfuck mate?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

That's not a job!

In fact that's a hindrance....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

boo

*cries*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

You can't be a pirate if you're going to cry when I call you a hindrance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)

There there

Come now, is cpt wow being a meanie?
Yea? Shall we go get some cake?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)

* uh huh*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)

^not so good in America.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

Is Catherine Tate gonna lose an eye?

That would make her 'bothered'

(Tried to sit through that last night, to see if I had earned the right to slate it. I Have)

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

a great book

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drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

She mentioned the 'Tate' creature

Burn her! Burn her!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

The Lamest Get your excuse in Early Ever...

"Yeah Vader.. It don't matter.. 'cos even if you beat me I'm still the best"
bet He wouldn't have been saying that if he'd kicked Vaders Ass...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

*strikes*

thats 3....YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

Bring it on.

*draws cutlass*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

bring it on!!!

*draws ass-cuts*

oww!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

The horrible thing is I can't actually wrangle a cutlass really. I'm trained in Talhoffer style fighting but that's more Big Bastard Swords, really.

Well, the bit I did anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

*fears*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Aphex doesn't think I'm scary

Can you tell him?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I still love the fact

that there's actually a sword called a 'Bastard Sword'.

That's the weapon I'd want.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

I don't know what my sword would be called really.

I just call it a hand-and-a-half sword, as that's what it's always been called around me.

It's rather large. And in two pieces now the tang's snapped.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

Yeah

longswords were otherwise known as Bastard Swords apparently.

Truly inspired.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

In Vagrant Story there's a weapon called a

Pink Squirrel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:24, archived)

Haha

yes there is, and I remember it well.

There are some really stupid names in RPGs.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:29, archived)

That's why we love them....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:31, archived)

^this.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:34, archived)

That's a hand-and-a-half sword

You can swing it one handed if you're well-trained, but it can also be used two-handed. They're sort of between a zwei-hander and a longsword.
Aragorn's spethial sword in Return of the King is a bastard sword.

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:33, archived)

*doesn't know any of the words*

Except 'PULL THE BLOODY BLOW WOMAN, YOU ALMOST TOOK MY FACE OFF'

Pfft. I'm much better now....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)

I have most of these styles.

I must bring them to a bash one day, so we can all compare weapons.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 13:10, archived)

*grills cutlets*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:21, archived)

There are no bad compo's

Just bad entries

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:20, archived)

Yay for Fridays

Although i've been off sick for two days so feels more like a Monday to me... actually Woo! one day week!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

You utter cunt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

heheheh

and in another note, you've been like a post whore over the past couple of days!

*doffs cap*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

It's been dead at work recently

And you're all just so sexy.

You know, I get home and tell Brett all about you all. For ages.

I'm so sad.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

awww

*feels loved*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

How's about do one!!

Lucky me throwing up my guts for one day then spend the next day with a throat that felt like it'd been cheese grated! Think i earned a one day week!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

you're male

So I do not trust your self diagnosis.

;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

haha

Got a point there!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

yep!

*slight slinffle*

IM GOING TO DIE!!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

I don't think

I've ever had a slinffle. But I want one now.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

The other night

I had a skinfull but i don't think it's the same as a slinffle.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:28, archived)

Always good to see a measured response.... :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Me? Unreasonable?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

No! Never! *backs away*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

That's what I thought.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Good. I, err, think I have somthing urgent to do.... somewhere.....

*runs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

hahahahah

the post above me is correct

the post below me isn't

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

woo

i like that =)

Threadjack: can anyone give me a link to "optimising animated gifs with the black lines through to reduce file size?" Thanks.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

do it as a 140pixel wide gif

and then put width="280" in the img tag.

then you get no scanlines and a nice retro pixel effect.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

cheers, ill give that a go

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

When I've had to do it in the past

I've done it this way:

Open animation as layers in Tattyshop
Create new layer
Use horizontal line selection to fill a few alternate lines with black
Dupilcate this layer a few times
Move the lines around and merge the layers so that I have a complete screen of black lines
Duplicate this layer and merge with all animation layers
Profit

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

to get the scan lines, dont just use black

select a dark colour that is already used in the image
then
just make a layer above all of the others that has a line drawn in that colour on every other row of pixels

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

aha :)

thanks a lot :)

Thanks to everyone else as well. Much appriciated.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

www.tutorialfx.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:26, archived)

Thanks

I thought it was something to do with the actual compression settings, never thought that u just add your own scanlines to cut down the number of coloured pixels.

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Craig with a Y last updated his profile at, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:30, archived)

There

is a tattyshop/PSP filter to instantly add scanlines to an image but sadly I no longer have it nor can I remember who made it. Simple thing to do is make a big scanline layer then save it as a PSD for future pasting of the layer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)

that is very well done

and people thought that there were no more original ideas left 'I likes this a lot

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

haha I was going to do this yesterday, but couldn't find a good enough xray image

woo!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

i did last week before the compo started, but i couldn't be arsed to post it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I made a pic for the compo before I was even born.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

my great, great, great grandad was an innovative medieval woodblock carver and did a wry print of this before any thing like it was invented.

he was found to be a warlock and burnt at the stake

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:17, archived)

Yeah...

I found three that sort of fitted and merged them. Was going to use my own x-ray of my foot but realised prostetics probably aren't made of bones.

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

i spent about an hour searching for this source image

then 5 min shopping it

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

hmmm

however much i hate that fucking source picture, your version is rather amusing, so woo!

i have to go to a youth offenders meeting in a couple of hours, so they can see how much of a miscreant i am =| oh joy of joys. ('noon all)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

Another good one!

/few and far betwwen

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

arf

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:18, archived)

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

hahhaha

lucky me!

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Mousing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

hahahahaha

don't be dumb, just be a smarty
come and join the nazi party!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

best musical ever!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

Great Musical

/and Mel Brooks' only line in it wasn't it?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

no idea

possibly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

I've just checked, and yes....

The writer-director Mel Brooks' appears very briefly in the film, singing "Don't be stupid, be a smarty/Come and join the Nazi Party" in the song Springtime For Hitler.
His version of line is also dubbed into each performance of the musical and in the movie version of the musical.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

hehehehehehe

why look that up?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

I 'thought' I was right when watching the film versions, but had never checked

so at least I've put my own mind at rest.
I recognised the voice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

hehe

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

I hate being left out of parties.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

awww

wanna come to my swingers one?

we've got all the best swings...big ones, little ones, ones that take two people and ones that have handles

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

SWINGS!

Yaaaay.

as long as they're not those ones with the bendy seats that means the chains stick in your bum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

or the bum shaped ones

that are infact two big for ya bum so ya end up sitting on the "groove"

:(

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

heh, nothing's too big for my bum.

My bum is like Bernard Black's ex girlfriend's.

Comfy though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

hehehehehe

i bet its not that big. its a fact, all women say "my bums HUGE" when infact, mines bigger!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

No, seriously.

It's a well known fact in my house that my bum is a big round thing.

But it's useful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

i bet it is!

you haven't changed ya sig

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

Oh, good point

I meant to do that earlier but I got all caught up in the b3tary goodness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

For sitting on?

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

and leaning on.

But sitting is it's main function.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

I've always

found that arses are very good for sitting on.

Very well designed, bums are.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Some bums

Some poor people don't have proper bums though. I pity them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Some people

have very proper bums.

They're the sort of bums who fart politely.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

*sits on captain wows bum*

you're right, it is comfy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Told you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

The bigger the cushion,

The sweeter the pushin'.

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wangmaster2000, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:22, archived)

i generally stand up on swings

as i'm very cool

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

I'm too scaredy for all of that.

Plus I'm really clumsy so it's tempting fate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

big bums take ages to get warm

but then they do stay warm for ages too

edit: replied t othe wrong post :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

My bum is always cold

And I never knew why until now.

*feels*

Yup, that and my haunches are actually quite cold even now. I can't feel it, but it's true.

*mystified* thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

"roll up roll up!"

"COME ONE AND ALL AND BE AMAISED AT THE COLD COLD ARSE OF CAPTAIN WOW!!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

They'd best pay

I'm not letting people fondle my bounteous wares for free.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

1 groat and a pickel?

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I only like whole pickles

So if they were slices you or the manwife could have them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

whole ones

*passes groat and pickle*

*feels bum*

*gets cold*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:15, archived)

*fondles*

*hands over pieces of 8*

'nings, Cap'n!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

Good ning my chop faced matey!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:16, archived)

you can come to my party

special invite

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

Who will be there?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

me, and you know... party people*

* i.e. me.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

24 hour party mugatu!

Now with added WELSH

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

OH FUCK YES.

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

H FCK YS

I think you'll find.

*is going to get killed*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

The welsh don't use vowels

Is a popular stereotype here in good old Ingerlund.

Not that it's true.

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:07, archived)

Needs more "y"s and "ll"s.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

You try and get a ll into 'oh fuck yes'

considering a ll is like lllyhhhchchchc isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

goes a bit like the 'ch' in "Ich" and then "l" on the end.

So yeah, lllyhhhchchchc about covers it.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

I have a Welsh name, my mum was born in Wales

But i'm not Welsh. Sorry to dissapoint :(

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:10, archived)

Hey,

if someone's frottaging me in my sleep I'm never disappointed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

well, it's your lucky day then!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

*joys*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:14, archived)

love it!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

You Vil R.S.V.P.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

I so

want to print this out and send it to all my friends on my birthday.

I really do.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

A bunch of Jews gatecrashed his last party

Drank all the punch and pissed in his fishbowl.

He hated them ever since

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

was a gas....

(The Director of Directing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

*smiles*

*hopes her grandma can't see her*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

Yay, will there be a goody bag,

filled with Nazi Gold?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

put it this way

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

Isn't she just called 'Jade' thesedays?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

ha ha

good one

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

hahaha

As long as there will be singing!

Hallo! Ich heiße...
Ich heiße...
Ich heiße...

SLIM SHADY!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

yey, luv parties

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:06, archived)

space junkery

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

ace

like a colourful version of 'alien' :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

Oooh

that's quite special.

I like this lots!

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

ooooh

Lush as fuck. Again.

You're damn good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

nice work!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

wow!!!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

Braw!

Space junk is great.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

ha ha ha ha !

i like the whale tank

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

that's rather cool.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

You've got a very cool Ron Cobb / Mobieus thing going on here.

Like it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

first attempt at a vector

reminds me of a scanner darkly!
*edit maybe I don't understand vectors after all...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

sexy!

*spluffs*

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

Very lovely

But could you make it a little smaller? 50kb or lower if you please :)

Good work!

*edit*

Thankyou - you are a gentleman/lady (delete whichever is inappropriate).

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

vector art:

can be "indexeed" as it only has a finite number, also you dont need to dither(much)

so therefor you can use png (you've gotto select indexing though)

or use gif

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

i gif mine

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

'Checks

Yep not a lady.
I usually manage to keep below 50kb sorry lack of judgement won't happen again..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

No worries :)

Thanks for sorting it!

Thou art a good b3tan. *pets*

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:08, archived)

Who's the subject

and where can I find her?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

bianca beauchamp

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

not a vector

but still, *bDOINK*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vector_graphics

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

lol well

Unless peple start posting .pdfs

or worse rely on mozilla's vector readin abillities

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:12, archived)

good work there

what's the original like?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

its from bizarre magazine

think i just googled bianca beauchamp which is not safe for work. but great for fwapping

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:01, archived)

^this.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:19, archived)

is it bad i know who that is?

internets has warped my fragile little mind.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

i know who it is

but i looked at the filename

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

i love 0UQADAzwa3GHSZ3SDSqM0NGsXS*ilPPAlwmBJuy09pbnRizRhvfPir7xIoEBtAb0VwU5s5Y6BshcdTl6tKpb3Id2hmI7YAGgzdT1Hi0ktVoEr5tERdetKf2CADcrcfcPi

shes the sexyest.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

biancabeauchamp.jpg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

really?

not when i right click/properties it.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

scroll down on the file name- click in in and move your mouse down.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

try 'save as' for msn pictures

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

you need to highlight that bit and move your mouse down and eventually you get the the end of the garble

and see the actual file name

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

guess you're not using ie..

its hosted on msn so the url is a garbled mess but the filename is there at the end.

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:03, archived)

You know who it is

and you're not in her bed?

Are you MAD?????

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

who not where :(

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

Damn.

That's the weekend down the shitter then.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

vere nice

but seems more paint mash then vector.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

me too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:54, archived)

I can't make out what that is :(

tis very dark

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

it's a gravestone

or a pda, not sure

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

I hope this is sarcasm

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

hahaha...

Scanner Darkly.. Oh You Wag!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:09, archived)

Nice.

She's rather easy on the eye.

I haven't seen a scanner darkly. any good?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:59, archived)

don't know

only seen the trailer..
looks good though

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:04, archived)

nice work

Bianca is all of the sexy

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:05, archived)

I would

fwaps away

(site_history_log, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:23, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

i can't do chopsticks

i make a massive mess, plus i like chinese food too much not to eat it in massive forkfuls

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

i gave up chinese food the day i discovered viet-my-knees

it's lush & they give you a fork without asking

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

^ This

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

who are you thising with your 'this'?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:55, archived)

mictoboy

as his was the post I pressed reply to :P

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:13, archived)

i like chopsticks

but i hate asian style soup spoons. they're shit.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

and eating them with chopsticks

is an absolute bugger

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

I read that as I hate asians.

woo if you do

(site_history_log, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:25, archived)

fuckwit

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

*tries to think of excuse to use 'you beginner luck' line from Karate Kid*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dies laughing*

i would PAY BIG BUCKS to see this in a booklet

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

PAY ME.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

*PAYS*

will a million* do?

_*yen

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

that's all kinds of wrong

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

I know

great, innit :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

Hurrah!

Nicely :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

Never tried chopsticks

Can't think i'd be any good with'em though!

Woo to pic!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

pfffft

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

i've never had problems with chopsticks

saying that... i usually just use my fingers.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:51, archived)

are we still talking about eating?

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

^^this

*walks with impending limp*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

chopsticks am all teh the easy

except mrs thor cant work them, i has to buy her rookie sticks, but she still uses a fork.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:58, archived)

0.5: Put wasabi on fingers.

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)

I say!

A lovely bit of Froggy pastry stuff, what?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

marvellous, Sir!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

hahaha ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

mr smug's grandfather!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

Ha!

good work, that Doctor!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahaha

i have heard that the sausage roll was invented to take the piss out of the french

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mongychops, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

the smug bastard

www.b3ta.com/board/6546671

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

hahaha

"you are entering a doffing zone"

classy

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

They are truly insane.

I saw them at a festival last year. They held a mini olympics with events such as the 20 yard stroll & cucmber discus.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

I love "The Chap".

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

wish i'd seen them handing out cups of tea in London.

their events are sponsored by Hendricks too - mmmmmm

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

Mmm. Hendricks.

I am entering next years Olympiad.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

hahahaha

thats like pythons stupid olympics!

"oh, and hes ran himself over"

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

Hehe

quite

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

How delightfully spiffing!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

That

is truly brilliant.

I salute you.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

One is most amused!

a veritable picture of smugness!

Woo mr Dr

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

you sir, are rather spiffing

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Ye Olde Smug Cunty

woo :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

Spiffing Sir!

But he needs to send an urchin to fetch one of the more classy periodicals for him to read.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft(t)!

yay woo!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

ah well done sir

a variation on a classic composition

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

Slightly ober the limit

but here's smug and anti-smug

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:57, archived)

Pffft!

(WiggZ, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)

just thought i'd share a picture of my mouse i drew - yes my life is a hot bed of fun and excitement!!

oh and a clown

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:39, archived)

very good dear

*pats head*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

:o)

arf!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

ROCK AND CHUFFING ROLL!

Did everyone read Popbitch's story of the alarmingly cool 4 year old child called Wolf?

Edit: Wolf Gillespie is the son of Primal Scream's
Bobbie and fashion stylist Katy England. He
goes to nursery school in Islington, where he
is a classmate of Fran Cutler's daughter
Mercy Magic.

Recently one of the teachers scolded little
Wolf for a misdemeanour. Did Gillespie Jnr
cry or throw a tantrum? Of course not.
He just shrugged and walked off, saying
"It's only rock and roll."

Wolf is four years old.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

popbitch? wassat?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

sorry no

i dont read pop bitch!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

*cries*

i dont like clowns!!!

:'(

NING ALL!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

Ning Sir. T.

Did you listen to that version of Heartbeats by The Knife?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

nope i will do after

"shine on you crazy diamonds-pink floyd" and "hurt-johnny cash" finish

:)

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

That's an Ace Track...

Theres a Version knocking around with the Knife and Jose doing the vocals...

It's tres Ace...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

Oooooh!

I must look out for that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

If you look on The Hype Machine for Jose Gonzalez...

It was up on there for a bit...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

it's truly awful

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

clowns are evil! this is fact!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

this appears to be true!

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

Nobody likes Clowns...

In many societies, parents will drown a Clown Child in a sack as soon as it's born... Unfortunately this is illegal in this country so many clowns get to full adulthood...

It's Political Correctness gone mad I tell you...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

did anyone, ever like clowns?

i mean ever?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

Only Steven King...

They made him Millions

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

small kids used to like throwing things at em

but sadly at the age of 6...YES BLOODY SIX FUCKING YEARS OLD....my brother forced me to watch IT the clown

o 0
 -

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

Best time to watch it...

For that Full on, Life-long Trauma Effect...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:50, archived)

Pink!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:40, archived)

just like my knob!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

pfft

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Sir T. Skellington, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

*hums gallery music from Hart Beat

'this picture comes from little Jesse Custard aged 5'

woo:)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:41, archived)

arf!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:42, archived)

Eeek a mouse!!

oh that type of mouse!!

T.J:Can anyone tell me of a not too expensive graphics card? I need to buy one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:43, archived)

hehehehe

and no - sorry - try ebuyer :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

in which case

I'll share a picture of my bike wot i drawed

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:44, archived)

coo thats fab

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

blimey

that's ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:47, archived)

why fankyou

i might have to draw some more now

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:49, archived)

You own a Triumph?

*bows*

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:53, archived)

i do indeed

it's great fun ... when it works

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:00, archived)

eeep!

clowns are evil. *shivers*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:45, archived)

'ello

hows you??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

m'good!

i have cold pizza for breakfast and a mars bar for afters. so i'm all of the happy.
you?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

yum!

i have a tin of celebration chockys and i am drawing pics - so all happy here!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:52, archived)

oooh!

save the malteser ones for last - they're the bestest.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:56, archived)

true!!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 12:11, archived)

Bless

*sticks onto fridge with magnets*

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:46, archived)

woo

can i go out and play now!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 17 Nov 2006, 11:48, archived)

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