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beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

your own work?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

it usually is

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

has it ever not been?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hehe!

I can't believe they did that, it was one of my favourite Banksy works.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

meh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

You would say that.

You love to disagree with me. You think it hides the fact that you're deeply, unspeakably, inutterably in love with me, my arse and my little feets.

*nods* Don't think I don't know.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

god yes

i just want to snuggle in your ample bazooom
but you're still wrong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

I'm going to miss you if you do have to be here less.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

me too

i'm ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

You are.

It'll be a sad day.

Will you be on a bit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

meh

put your grey suit on and go and work for "the factory"
battery hen boy

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

have you got little feet?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

she's bound to have

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

Not that little

Size 5.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

that's tiny!

i'm a size 12

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

You're also THIS BIG

*puts hands in the air and stands on tiptoes*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

ooh

strainage.

you'll need to do it again, i forgot to look up at your hands!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

*stretches*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

*tickles*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

It does seem a bit sad

but as the rail guy said 'they're professional cleaners, not professional art-critics' I think

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

they were still contracted to paint over it by someone

who would have known its value

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

he shouldn't have painted it on someone else's wall.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)

i'd love to "bel-air", a banksy

edit: something strange is afoot..

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

This still makes me laugh

felt pen CDC clearly not inteded by the artist

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)

heheh

/childish blog

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

you hate me that much Fae?

www.b3ta.com/board/7133789

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

hahahah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

It's your chin!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

I really don't see why they didn't take that part of the wall down

replace it and put the artwork in a gallery

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

because that would have encouraged every cunt with a spray can

to daube their shit all over the fucking place

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)

no it wouldn't

At worst it would only encourage people to sell the Banksy art on their own buildings.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)

noice!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

BBD is Banksy shocker?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

I met Bansky once

she's really nice - great tits.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

he was a great footballer

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

banksy started out

painting the 6 yard area lines and progressed from there.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

BBD has nice tits shocker!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

She is nice - sparrows

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

ooooh!

well done inspector griffin!

PIC is WOO!

(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Banksy for the win!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Van der Valk !

At the top of your blog page. Nice touch.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

it's an original pic

only the Downing Street sign has been changed.

Apparently they were all protesting at the cancellation of Van Der Valk at Downing Street.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

They had their priorities

right back in those days.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

best. theme. tune. ever.

edit: thekraken.me.uk/audio/vandervalk.mp3

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

His cred will plummet rapidly

as his bank balance increase exponentially.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

The Hawkins space program hit a few snags...

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

Good job chinstrap didn't go with him!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

heh

it would be drool he's be drowning in :D

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

ironicaly

he actually operates this computer voice synth with his chin, so a chinstrap would be ideal (albeit not the duck kind)

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

It's like the No Surprises video

Well, sort of. ;o)

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Do you know he controls his speaky/movey computer via cheek twitches?

He must have got them down to a fine art.

FACE cheek, I should say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

I wonder what happens when he is troubled by a nosy bee

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

he drives over a cliff

Look out!

Cliff!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

he probably doesn't care.

after all, he can't feel it.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

I'm gonna mail him and ask

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

"werogyinasergiagiorugnaionaegnuaeogianero"

probably.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

is he talking to ernie wise?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Tea, Ern?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

*fails to spot join*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

argh

woo, this band wagon is excellent, and bound for hull, which im sure has been said a few million times aleady

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wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Bless.. he's sleepy

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Rawk!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

aw let him sleep!

woo

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

^^^

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Nooooo

he wets the bed!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Hahahah

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

He's also afraid of the water

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)

Huzzah!

for penguims!

BAH! I HAS ETT TOO MANY FISHUS!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

FAT BASTARD

the penguin obviously

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

SHUT IT!

CAYKE BITCH!

EDIT: Or I wont draw your cheese! C]:0D
Hahahaha! MMMM! CAYYYKE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

cheese mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

i have to nip out to buy stuff for icing the cake

see you shortly baldy

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'm not short . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

haha

top

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

hooray for penguins!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

stabby stabby stab stab

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

that pingu sure hates his feet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Fatty. ;)

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

bless his little webbed feet...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

awww

funny how the newsletter title suggestion draws out all the lurkers

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

newsletter title compo

what should it be this week? bestest answer wins.

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rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

PHOTOSHOP ROFFLES!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

gather round and bite my fucking banger

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

ON NO! MORE CRAP LINKS FROM THOSE CUNTS AT B3TA

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

well this is the rest of your work day fucked then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

SHIT, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

WOO

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

^ yes

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

NHS web filter thingy is a cunt?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

ENGORGE YOUR PENIS

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

ONE TWO, FUCKLE MY POO

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

i'm back, now get your jubs out!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

EAT MORE TRIFLE: THIS TIME WITH MORE HAZELNUT!

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

German scat porn and other children's picturebooks

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

Ted Bovis Spider Kneecaps Review

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

Malteasers made me cry

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

whatever you do, don't google for 'gniger'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

THIS

that fuck them up :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

^that^

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

*googles*

dear god!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

I hope not

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

i did

ive never seen that before and woundred what the fuck he was talking about. i had to do it. sooo wish i hadnt now!

*changes name to 'is scared form googling gniger'*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

If you've been affected by Googling 'gniger'

then you can call our confidential help line

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

0800 I L O V E H O R S E S

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

choose from these options:

Do you love horses -

best of all the animals? - press 1
a bit? - press 2
merely because of dobbin's nobbin? - press 3

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Results 1 - 10 of about 27,700,000 for ginger [definition]

:-O

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ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:46, archived)

THIS

*cleans inside of eyeballs with Caustic Soda*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

its the only way to be sure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

...*vomits*...*vomits*....

*spits into bowl*.... *dry wretch*......*spits*.........
.......*Vomits*.............

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha

I really want to know, but I refuse to do it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

dear god don't

*runs back to toilet*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Seriously, it's not nice...

*reaches for tissues*

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Tissues, very posh

I normally just do it into a sock myself.

(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

haha :)

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

So its really that bad?

I mean, its not like goatse where everone was all "Yuk" and then we were ~~photoshopping~~ using Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate the image?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

glasscock it and find out

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

glasscock what? gniger?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)

whatever you do...

resist the urge...it is NOT worth it *shuddering*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Brrrrr..

Gniger is a bad thing to google for. (It's NSFW, as if anyone couldn't guess).

(richey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

ooh, hark at poirot!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

^This

I must stop assuming that because someone says "don't do this" that it's a good idea to do. at work. in an open plan office.

*deletes history*

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

*deletes history*

*removes hard drive, smashes and burns*

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

I googled Ginger

(h3llo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

rock my cock it's sock jock spock!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

There must be toilets, or how will we shit properly?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Mictoboy looks like bradleys dad off of eastenders

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

hahaha

he got some nude action last night mind

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

aye but with that odd looking troll girl

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

afternoon reg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

*malkies*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

C*I*A*L*I*S V1AGR*A L/E/N/G/T/H/EN YOUR *T*O*O*L*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

how to lose friends (but not your virginity) in six easy steps

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Tol lazy to think of a newsletter title

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

AN INFORMATION FIST, STRETCHING THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION. AND ARSE.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

Aphex does NOT look like Reg from the bill

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

in your dreams reg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

I have a feeling Reg dreams of purple Ford Cortinas

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

i only dream of you gorgeous

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

hi reg!

oh, aphex...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

*HOOF*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

*camel toe*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

*for life*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Boke this one off, Einstein!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

I've got a bumfull of hot links let me wipe them on your desktop

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

like this giraffe?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

this here giraffe

    /D=
 __/|
(____)
I   I
I   I

oddest giraffe I ever did see

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

just a few from my inbox:-

basket case promontory!

not no edgely

An gilford herself holliday

Re: elsevier lamplight

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

you work for the Home Office aicmfp

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh Uh!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

ANOTHER EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT TONIGHT!

;)

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Fertiliser bomb, koran, flight lessons, bocock

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Read Up You Cock-Juggling Thundercunts!!

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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

it's a bird, it's a plane, NO it's a floating mong: Stephen hawking to the rescue

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

this

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

teheheh hawking and reeves crashing with each other and falling down

this is so wrong!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)

up your cunt you titless boot

(one of my friends actually said this to his sister)

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

ha! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

give us the links and be squick about it!

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Satan is my master

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

Does he buy Metallica records for you?

/Ben folds blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

yes

he does!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)

Eat Shit & Live

100,000,000,000,000 household flies CAN'T be wrong!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

slide down my greasy pole of newsletter goodness

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

NEEDS MORE PLASTIC WRAP!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Pfft!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Whatever you do, do not, I repeat DO NOT read this!!!

(reverse psychology and all that)

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

THIS ONE DOESNT CONTAIN PAEDOPHILIA!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

B3TAN POTATO ROFFLES!

Roffley versatile

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

dance to the beat, my cat's on heat, someone fuck it before it explodes

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

^this

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

"Feature: Five things to do with Yeltsin's rotting corpse"

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Is this my apple or yours? Oh god, it's got shit fingerprints on it!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

BADGERS LIKE BONDAGE!

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Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

ARE YOU READY FOR SUMMER? USE ANATRIM

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

rubbing our links and looking into your eyes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

I done good writn

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

Goatse and me: autobiography of a B3tan

(The Director of Directing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

NEWSLETTER ISSUE 274

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Arabian Shit Monkeys

(

noodle monkey the cheese junky, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

HOW TO FINGER YOUR RINGER

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Takes all sorts

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6599563.stm

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MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

The tedious repetition of a meaningless existence.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Those bloody lemons again? Always stealing my milk!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

Fuck me, crap links and sloppy flange batter

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Equus is still lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

Straight to the point!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

Come for the food, stay for the necrophilia

(__, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:04, archived)

turn, turn, turn, a bit more, a bit more, a bit..... oh you've fucked that up.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

TEH TIMES LITTERARRY SUPPLEMENT

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

^this^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

goatse how to: an illustrated guide

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

Shakespear's Pornagraphic debt

(

Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:05, archived)

THINK ONCE, TINK TWICE, THINK BOKE

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

TEXT IN A NEWSLETTER!! LOL!! ROFL!!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:06, archived)

A PINT IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN THE BUSH.

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

OH, HAGGARD MIND, GROPING DARKLY THROUGH THE PAST; INCAPABLE OF DETACHING ITSELF FROM THE MISERABLE PRESENT; DRAGGING ITS HEAVY CHAIN OF CARE THROUGH IMAGINARY FEASTS AND REVELS, AND SCENES OF AWFUL POMP; SEEKING BUT A MOMENT'S REST AMONG THE LONG-FORGOTT

EN HAUNTS OF CHILDHOOD, AND THE RESORTS OF YESTERDAY; AND DIMLY FINDING FEAR AND HORROR EVERYWHERE!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

YES

^this, if it will fit.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

didn't fit in the subject bar

I wasn't aware it had a limit!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

needs more HEAVY AND STRAINING HORSE BALLS

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Frettled gruntbugglies?

(

Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

POSITIVE LAB REPORT

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

Like this one!

(

nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:18, archived)

cunt mops and karate chops

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:07, archived)

STEVEN HAWKIN IN SPAAAAACE... beep boop beep boop

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:08, archived)

Multi-Carey Star Pork

(

Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

christ

what a fearsome mental image

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

Being Mental helps

I should know!

(

Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

Sod the title

post it already

(

M o D, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:11, archived)

Quantum singularities in and around Farington Gurney.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:12, archived)

OBTAINING ELECTRICITY THROUGH PHOTOVOLTAIC CELLS MOUNTED UNDER OUR WING CASE

and other stories

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

Vegetables in Space!!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:13, archived)

A warm April followed by a wet May? Have you ever had twins?

............

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The Tig and me, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:14, archived)

SAME OLD SHIT AS LAST WEEK.

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

A 20-YEAR-OLD WOMAN REPORTED ABOUT GIGGLE INCONTINENCE DESPITE ANTIMUSCARINIC THERAPY. THEREFORE WE INJECTED BOTULINUM TOXIN A INTO THE DETRUSOR MUSCLE. THE EFFECT OF BOTULINUM TOXIN A APPEARED ABOUT 1 WEEK AFTER INJECTION AND NO MORE LEAKAGE WAS OBSERVED

EVEN DURING VIGOROUS LAUGHTER. A CONTROL UROFLOWMETRY SHOWED A GOOD VOIDING RATE WITHOUT ANY RESIDUAL VOLUME. BOTULINUM TOXIN A MIGHT BE AN ALTERNATIVE FOR PATIENTS WITH GIGGLE INCONTINENCE AFTER UNSUCCESSFUL ANTIMUSCARINIC TREATMENT.

[Botulinum toxin A injection for treatment-refractory giggle incontinence.]
Wefer B, Seif C, van der Horst C, Junemann KP, Braun PM. Urologe A. 2007 Apr 26; [Epub ahead of print] German.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hey you? Enormous Penis why not?

(

SiX and his hat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)

Rougher than week old shaven man bits!

(gristy Twice as a rabbit, but oh, how a reputation sticks, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)

Slightly worse than watching 'Keeping Up Appearances' on an infinate loop

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 7

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)

SHAUN MURPHY - 8, JOHN PARROT - 8

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)

ZIZZI'S SEASONS SPECIAL BANGERS

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

This newsletter needs more shark and bridge

(

Hownumbsyabutt numbing things down, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)

YOU'RE FIRED!!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)

hehehe

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)

clinic results in, please contact during office hours

Daddy B3ta told Mummy B3ta that it doesn't hurt.

DPing for Justice - we give it to you straight

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Lynxkitten, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)

TESCO VALUE

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)

noody norkanorks

(

Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)

We have a Penile! (and a Fanny too!)

(amongst many other users of course)

(

Penile, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)

I found a big tap for my hairy

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expf, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:11, archived)

DEAR SYSADMINS: I THINK OF YOU WHEN I'M WANKING

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 1 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

The thing I hate about action figures these days...

Is all those dodgy limited editions.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

wha choo talkin' bout?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

hahaha

willis

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

bruce?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

maybe

He looks wrong as an adult you know

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

DTH soul brother!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

[predictable Whatchoo based reply]

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

pfft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

Wallace

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

ho ho

great stuff

compo it and do it now!

edit:argh, daamit, you did it already

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

*edit* what we got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. It's like what we had last week, which is the way he wants it, well he gets it, but i don't like it any more than he does.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

eh!?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

never mind...

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

it looks like Kinetics bloke has his legs crossed :)

*shrug*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

Beattie in Action

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

#I DON'T NEED YOUR CIVIL WA-A-A-AAR!#

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:09, archived)

Penelope Mckeith.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

Sweet Jesus!

/bokes.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

THIS!

but Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

oh my

the teeth

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

Hahaha

you big silly!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

urgh!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Acers

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

ha ha

and eurgh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

would!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

yeah, well . . .

you eat rat shit from the Mars company . . . completely ruined the brand for me
Hahaha!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

Mr The Hat...

www.b3ta.com/board/7133315

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

ooow oow and me!

Laughs Head Off

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Braw! Keep 'em coming!
Wheeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

think everyone went for grub

when i posted that one :(

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Aww!

well, it dun't matter . . . it's Woo!
bless you

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

*huggles*

just bad timing sometimes

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:00, archived)

he meant the post time

not the animation timing
be of good cheer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:03, archived)

^this^

animation was BRAW,

I'm not a meanie!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:10, archived)

i know

i am just sad that noone was there to laugh at it :(

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

RIGHT!

Thassit! no more Jaffa Caykes for me!

Woo!
Hahaha! Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

As well done as this anim is

I'm going to have to hide it

sorry

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

freebs is a cunt!

/taking advantage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

freebs smells of dog turds!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

Oh, the boke.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

hmmm

sausages!!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

ace!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

*bokes*

oh gosh!
*voms*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

go on then

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

arf

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

GAH!

banjo=Woo!

McKeith=*SHUDDER*

Shoo!*
or summat

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

I'm not sure I understand

your point.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

me neither

it could be cake

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

This is wonderfully

random.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

very nice

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

yummy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

Shakespeare had a set of these when he was a wee bairn

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

hahaha!!

these are aceness!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

hang on - wasn't it

Richard of York Gave Battle In Vain?

or My Very Easy Method Just Set Up Nine Planets?

I never remember whcih ones he ate and which ones he divorced

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

no thats how

you reme,ber the colours of the spectrum ;)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

The spectrum had 16 colours

including bright black

I remember that one

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:55, archived)

Bright black!

Aaah the genius of the Spectrum: 16 colours, two of which are the same. BEEP!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

I would have killed for a decent orange.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:19, archived)

I believe the rhyme is so:

Devorced,
Beheaded,
Dissolved.
Devorced,
Beheaded,
Killed with hammers.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

haha

hammers - the murder weapon of choice for the professional misogynist

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:56, archived)

Hahaha

K-paz.

I actually find that quite funny, shame you didn't actually shop them into action figures though.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

I know

But I failed shopping school.

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

You certainly did

I'm going to give you a click anyway, because even though your shopping is minimal, it made me laugh.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

You say minimal...

... but the sad truth is it took me 8 days.

Cheers tho'

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

hahaha

K-Paz

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

right death fist and left death fist?

wow I WANT!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:57, archived)

my first furry

Cant say its great, but if anyone has any advice.
I hate the way the mouth looks but i should really start looking for a job so i just left it

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

if you find more than one job, can i have your spare?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

looking for geological engineering or geomorphology job

so if i find any spare in that area ill let you know

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

cool

sounds like it pays good too
*rubs hands*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

you can shift some

rocks from my garden if you like. ( and fill the space with fish pond. FISH POND I SAY )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

you're supposed to shop it.

(

Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

Find a source pic

of a cat with more human-shaped lips.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

hows this?

super quick shopped so sorry for the crapness

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:58, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

I have some advice!

"furries" are creepy.. stop it.

Ta!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:49, archived)

use either a clone tool or the patch tool on the face

and copy the cats nose n mouth and use the layer..luminosity, vivid/ hard light ect and use the eraser with a soft brush :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

cheat!

;)

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

so what should I use then..sticky back paper and twigs?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:53, archived)

and a household washing up liquid bottle

and heres one i made earlier and all that

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

a quickle

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

*stays in slow lane*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

going the other way

;)

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

it's not the slow lane!

it's just the other 2 are overtaking lanes.

/road rage at middle lane hoggers blog

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

Yes, I know that

it's just more amusing than calling it the inside lane.

I always have good lane discipline :P

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

I tend to use all the lanes

in a sort of Out-Run style. I find this works the best.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

it's always good

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

this^

Need For Speed taught me to drive

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

When I started driving again

after a break of some years, I practised by playing 'Driver' on the Playstation.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

after being given 'driver2' for my birthday a while back

i became disillusioned that my car didn't have circle square or X buttons :S

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

It's so much easier to steer

with the d-pad than a conventional steering wheel, I find. Someone (possibly those Pimp My Ride people) should do this for real. Now there's an idea for the newsletter.
A vehicle conversion I would actually pay for.

(

Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:45, archived)

try driving after playing it for a few hours

and with the soundtrack on in your car

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

yes

I veer wildy from the outside overtaking lane to the inside lane of the M1/M62 interchange, effectively crossing 6 lanes of traffic, just miraculously missing everything, just because I wasn't paying attention and nearly missed my turn off

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

I deliberately ram the side of people sat in the middle lane

and force them in to the slow lane.

If it's approaching a bridge I sometimes keep pushing until they hit the main support.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

and when you're in the car?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

i have three techinques

1) the undertake and scowl

2) the right up the arse and flash

3) the swing wildly across three lanes close behind and then again inches in front

sometimes works, sometimes backfires.

thank god for a good engine and a heavy right foot

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

and how are those techniques any less dangerous?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

they're not.

they're just not as annoying

plus if you can undertake then you should, as clearly the person is in the wrong lane, not you.

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

Right up the arse is a bit dangerous

What if they slam their brakes on for some reason?

Sorry, I don't drive but that seems obvious to me.

_{Right, cigarette}

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

it is dnagerous

however you will have one lane either side to swerve into anyway!

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

I wouldn't do the 'right up the arse' technique.

I've been taking pictures of everyone that tailgates my friend when I'm in her car. I'm thinking I may make a website of 'twats that think a P plate on the car in front means 'please behave like a cunt''

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

it's only middle lane people that get tailgated

if your P plate driving friend employs good lane discipline then they have nothing to fear from me!

talkgating when you have nowhere to go annoys me greatly also. that's where learning the point at which 'your brake lights come on but the brakes don't actually apply themselves' comes in handy.

(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:50, archived)

IT WAS YOU!!!!

*informs police*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

and he had his girlfriend

locked in the boot, just because Chas 'n' Dave didn't right back . . .
Hahahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

'right'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:46, archived)

yes

I'm always write . . .
as in straight away

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:51, archived)

Takedown!

*boosts*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

I bet

you know how to 'fishtail', too.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

We don't hog the middle lane.

We're just making a very long overtake

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

*looks hopeful for a ride*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

Thanks for that

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Is the lane on the right

for fast motorbikes and in-line rocket skaters?

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

unicycles ony im afraid

:-o

(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

o.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

It's my opinion that YOU'RE GREAT!

\o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

I couldn't care less anymore

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

congratulacations

on your mob winning the league.

that is all.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

ta.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

'noon

I love this www.b3ta.com/board/7133691
So I thought I'd have a go at aminninnating it.

Hope you don't mind, wheelybird

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

aw :(

but nice touch at the end

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

Woo!

to you and the bird of wheels
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

nice touch of my end

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

'noon broon!
Some laggy walking animation there. =D

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

hehe

I know

I like to think he's jus trotting along... and ignore the stinking lag.

Thanks tho. Git.

How you doin?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

=D I love it really

I'm good. 3 hours till weekend! Yays!
And I'm stocked up with 2 Crunchies in the fridge.
You?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

not bad

my months of b3ta caught up with me today as I read an important email, unnoticed since 30th march and so I've been programming my ass off all day. meh. shite. but yes, weekend is just about there, but i have no crunchies. :(

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

Print this out and tape it over a mars bar or something

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:43, archived)

hahaha

thanks. first time i've smiled today.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

hahahahahahaha

that made me laugh too

I've just eaten a packet of Shortbread

I feel sick now

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:47, archived)

hahahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:02, archived)

I don't mind Wheelybird at all

Woo to your explosionnessism!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

That's a grand explosion.

Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

Hoorah for you and Wheelybird

Yay!

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

Of course, in my mind nothing bad ever happened in that scene.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:59, archived)

gotta get them all...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Hahaha

I hope you can build week by week into an amazing collection for 99p (regular price £17.99) :D

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

ha ha ha ha

I have a fantastic and fascinating collection of first week's edition of weekly collectors magazines... I have bits of boats and planes, a bronte novel, a thimble, an hilarious figurine of a pig with a wheelbarrow, a statuete of the Queen, a packet of seeds... and so on. All for 99p.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

are they all part of the same kit?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

the only one i ever saw that i fancied was th e 'build your own robot' one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

My ex's little cousin had one of those

He bought all the bits and then it didn't work, and the manufacturers refused to help, as did the magazine.

Refusing to help a 10 year old? Nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

he actually managed to get all the bits?

my cousin is still waiting for a missing issue i believe

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

I think so.

I wasn't *too* involved, I must say.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

it could build itself

who was it that posted that great strip of the robot that built a whole load of stuff while its little girl/ladybird thing owner was out?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

probably not me

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

ha ha - that would be a good one actually

build your own Von Neumann Machine, destroy the planet!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

I bought the LOTR magazine when that came out for the 99p Aragorn figure.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

I bet he's sitting on the throne of Gondor

staring into his palantir and saying '99p!?' in disbelief

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:38, archived)

oooh 'e's got all the palare, innee?

vader 'is eek!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

hahaha, wonderful!

I bet he has secret dresses for the high level meetings too

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

ha ha

in other news - the smell from my chocolate orange muffin is making me drool with anticipation

All I need now is the tea someone is making for me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

arf - great minds and all that

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

haha that's cracking

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

hahahahahah

class

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

THEY'RE CHASING HIM WITH A ROLLERCOASTER!

the bastards! Woo!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hahah

Excellent!

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

I concur!

'ning all!
*wayves* and hello to you, ma'am!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

'lo Dayve!

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

Yay!

*hugs back*
AND front!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

what time do you call this?

we don't operate flexitime here Jimmy Jim Jim Lad Mi-laddo Jimbo Jimmy Jim Jim!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

*passes Prof note from my mum in my handwriting*

sorry

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:39, archived)

you've even signed it 'my mum'...!

see me after class, and bring a friend.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:42, archived)

May I bring Jessie?

and IVV and Pot and Tutt and Jood and Chorizowagon?
Yay! I musta missed someone

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:52, archived)

*skips along*

*causes trouble*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:01, archived)

Woo, nice work

emotional rollercoaster

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

i love that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

and now you hate it

and now you love it
and now you hate it
...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

pffft!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

That's going to be me, trellis and Cw in June.

More people must come, as it's turning into a b3ta ladymeet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

will it involve lesbian sexyteim?

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

Depends on how much alcohol I can get into them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

*posts bottle of absinth*

to Captain Wow, number 1 The Street, Town town, Some Place, England, ENG14ND.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

I'll let you know how it went.

To be fair, you'll probably hear them.

Oh yeah. Who's the pimp momma?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

you are

*fears the pimp stick*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

...and Candy Floss?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

*dusts off the old cinecamera*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

If I came it would be more ladyish than ever

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

But we want you there!

*nods emphatically*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

ok, but only if you don't go on any rollercoasters and just fiddle with each other.

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

I'll hold the towels

cos I don't do rollercoasters

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

They are the besterest!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

i'm with you there.

The only 'rollercoaster' I have ever been on was the runaway mine train at Alton Towers. It's virtually a kids ride and I still shit myself.

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's the point!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

that's what I don't get. Why pay good money to shit yourself?

I certainly didn't find it enjoyable at all.

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Horror movies- same thing.

For me anyway.

But I stand on a chair and I'll almost wet myself with fear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

it's the adrenaline rush

it makes you all shakey and buzzy

or at least it would if i didn't psyche myself up so much beforehand that the experience is merely like being jostled for 2 minutes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

*pushes*

*requests extortionate fee*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

*jostles*

that'll be £25 please

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

GOD DAMN IT!

right to hell

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

but i didn't come!

fucking rip off

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

*sighs*

*gets on knees*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Stop taunting me!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

give it another 50-60 years and you'll be doing it naturally without the aid of a rollercoaster

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

*points*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

and I got off on the wrong side when it came to a stop, so I had to wait for it to do a full circuit again before I could cross to the exit :|

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

FREE GO!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

nah - as in I had to stand on the wrong side of the platform waiting for the ride to come back around and stop

so I could step into the carraige and on to the right side

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)

*points more*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

Yer

I could just about handle the Bubble Factory at Chessington World Of ~~Boredom~~ Adventures

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:24, archived)

i really want there to be a 'world of leather' in chessington town centre

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

sounds ace!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

I don't get it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

Foam party!

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

I deposited 20 pounds

Got a 20 pound bonus.
Spent the 40 pounds in a couple of hours.
Won nothing.
The people in the channel who chat weren't very friendly (one was a right bitch) and they talk funny!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:27, archived)

wtfayboa?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

Bingo :)

(online)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

online bingo...?

*cries*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

*loves it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

*blush*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:36, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

you're pritty when you're angray

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

Well don't go again then!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

You sound just like my mum!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

*gives confused huggle*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:30, archived)

'lo Prof!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:35, archived)

I am now imagining a crane-grab game situated in the center of the Channel Tunnel.

You can win a French person, but batteries are not included.

Hmm.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

pfft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

Where's Dave?

2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)

oh shitting christ

hat puns!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

strawberet

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

trill bee

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

bananama

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

erm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

pork pie

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

^this^

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

cop hat? LOLZ

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mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

No. 2

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

fe door a

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

No. 4

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

i'm struggling with 'fez'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

Me too.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

The only thing I can think of is Pez

Like a sweetie dispenser thing.

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

good one

'fees'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hats_and_headgear

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

try the 'Bez'

dancing Fez, it takes two steps forwards then two steps back.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

Bollocks.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

\O/

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:31, archived)

good work

smoking cap?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:32, archived)

bloody hell

hahahaha!

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

No. 6

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

aha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

and its not even

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha

I hope this is a long series!

EDIT: How about a straw-beret?

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

BRAW lunch!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

hahaha

can't wait for errr, some other types of hat

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

Hats!

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

Haha, "jesuses christs"

That makes this

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

I must confess,

I scanned it in from a Guardian wall poster. :|

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

Haha, oh my

I thought it was remarkably informative with a heavy focus on the arts.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

The future!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:21, archived)

'Yes Johnny'

'Johnny who?'
'Johnny Two Hats'

WOO!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

He's in this eggplant

hang on. I'll entice him out

"Here Davey, Davey..."

in other news, nice 'shoping but RIS?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

There is a sort of hat called a Homburg

There is a sort of food called a hamburger.

Imagine the exciting results...

In other news, 'noon Freebs!

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

right

oK

*wanders off to shop for choccy*

*hugs ivv first*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

*puff* *pant*

sorry I'm late, do I smell hats?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Tasty!

That looks the gear for the meat loving man about town!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

*replies to self*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

nice

sombre roe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

Possible.

This'll have to do until I think of something for that.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:23, archived)

must be time for hatroast

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I love that pic.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:17, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:28, archived)

Last one for now.

More to come...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

YAY best collection of hat based puns EVAR!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

bananama was better :P

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:26, archived)

These are excellence in hat form.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:34, archived)

woo!

nicely done sir

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:29, archived)

ALL Brilliant!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

Thanks, dad.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:48, archived)

these are superb!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:44, archived)

Sorry...

(Dr Frank, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

HULL

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

Permission to Land?

Apolgies for it being piss-poor but I'm about to go to lunch and I'll be drunk when I get back.

(Avalanche - Purveyor of sexual deviancy since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

I do wish Justin Hawkins would just fuck off

Edit: ~~fuck off~~ burn to death in a horrible industrial chemical accident

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

he looks like he's already been in a horrible industrial chemical accident

he just didnt quite die enough

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:09, archived)

not enough polonium

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

The old bassist

The one with the porn tache

He looks like a short haired, bandannaed version of my ex.

The Darkness fucking suck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

Male or female ex?

'noon Captain! *smooshes*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)

Male

I haven't dated any women with ridiculous amounts of facial hair.

Nong my lovely! *tests the boundaries on how much touching in a friendship is acceptable*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

*enjoys inappropriateness*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

*mmmmmmmmmwah*

I DECLARE THIS A SEXEH LAYDE THREAD!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

I have two hands.

This must be for a reason.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:12, archived)

Two boobies

;)

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

Well I have a face left then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

You're fantastic.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:22, archived)

Rah!

*glomps to excess*

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in vino veritas, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:15, archived)

Yes, but

for about 2 minutes they didn't. And I once saw a fat bloke do a note perfect karaoke version of 'I believe in a thing called love.'

You know what? For a moment, I BELIEVED.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:10, archived)

You consumer!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:11, archived)

/consumes

I can't help it. Mammon laid out a fat spread on the picnic blanket of life and I found a place by the teviot pie.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:13, archived)

Don't mention pie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:14, archived)

is that Manley without the beard?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)

...

(du_mm_yy It is against the law not to kill people, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)

*nervous laughter*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

This^

exactly this!

*backs off*

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)

er...

seconded

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:18, archived)

I prescribe a good nights sleep

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

Well if it makes you happy, you're scaring me

with your crude drawings of dismemberment.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

blimey

...nice to know Huntley has internet access

*scarpers

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

pffft

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)

cup of tea and a nice sit down?

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)

....

Previousley...
Execution
Chipper Dive
Tub Fall
Death By Sloth!
Goatse
Cannon
Chain Saw
Hack Saw
Grenade

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

arf

scribble tastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)

that guy sure does have issues

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:04, archived)

Cheap shot... but Hawkings free!

... and no plastic wrap filter

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

hahahahahaha

likeywooclick

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

available from all good toy shops, and a load of shit ones*

*viz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

HeHe...

I like this :)

(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)

This would actually be

quite collectable. They should make one for real. WYH

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

nicely

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nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:19, archived)

winner?

I'll buy one! :)

(hotrodzombie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:20, archived)

clicking so fast and hard

my button fell off.

i'm driving a panzer tank, towing a pikey caravan bursting with woo, and i'm going to tip it all over you like the final money shot in Ultimate Bukkake 13 - Spluff Cannons

(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:37, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Top hummus.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:15, archived)

cache

created using the gimp

(eneville, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:09, archived)

teh seams!

yuck

(chongma, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 1:01, archived)

Hawkings in

High altitude flight fun extravaganza!

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The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

That's fucking ace.

You remember Ace? An old Dr. Who companion. Why it's fucking her, I couldn't say.

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wheelybird mreee!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:56, archived)

Nitro 9

why is that still in my head?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

cos it liked her wonky mouth, and shitty nylon jacket?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

pfft

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

As I recall, my adolescent cock wanted to find its way into her wonky mouth, or her wonky vagina - it wasn't really fussed.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:03, archived)

she annoyed the tits off me

cos she used to be off something like take hart, and that leonard mccoy was also not a real actor

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

there's truth in your words

but, still...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:06, archived)

looking back, as the man i am now

i would do her then

if you see what i mean

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:08, archived)

she was pretty

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:02, archived)

I used to really fancy her when i was young

Then about 6 months ago i checked out pictures of her.

oh dear.

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miamistu snagglery, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 20:26, archived)

pffft!

silly hawkins.

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Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

Best post on this increasingly tiresome subject yet!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahahaha!

quality! did someone request this earlier?

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

haha

that my friend could be the best thing ever!

clickety click.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

i thought that was a press-on towel for a moment

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

hahahaha!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:59, archived)

hehehe a click for you!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

BOEING!

BOEING!

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DogHorse plop, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:57, archived)

yay!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

Hahahah!

Brilliant! thats cocking ace that is!

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King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

you bastard

that made me cry with laughter. :)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 12:58, archived)

Arf!

I love that.

*click*

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Funkster, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:00, archived)

WOOT!

grand

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:05, archived)

yay!

i love this. Top physics, sir!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:07, archived)

Ahahahaaa!

That is several kinds of brilliant!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

That's your best thing ever.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 13:40, archived)

This was my very first thought on hearing the news...

Only this is better concieved, executed, looped, physixed, and spasmatic loud laughtery!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 10:21, archived)

that's hilarious

Glad I caught this. The little wheelchair cracks me up. The self-indulgence of these weightless, and near-orbit joy rides, think US senators, is outrageous. Not another word on carbon footprint.

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kombu dashi, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 12:47, archived)

arm flapping?

Can't be Stephen, he's moving his arms

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Tue 1 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

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