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another one to join the series

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

*fears*

Edit: how rude!

Woo!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ooh, I really like that

Is there a wallpapery sized size?

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

This!^

Yes

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

soz, but no :(

This was full size from the source pic I found; I don't think MS Paint was meant for this lulliness :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

I reckon it could be made enbigger

I can even do it for you later tonight if you want. :)

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

You have my complete permission to do so if you wish :)

*note to self; add tags from now on* :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:59, archived)

here is a

slightly bigger version for you if you want to use it now.

Click for bigger (143 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:05, archived)

that's brill

cheers for that (adds to webspace) :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:07, archived)

Harbour in..

Portugal, about 10 days ago??

(chop chop old boy, Mon 14 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

I'm suddenly feeling a lot of pressure

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

motherfucker's gonna drop it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Da bomb?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

da pressure

/Milo

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about.

You're so GHETTO.

It's the locks, I think. Manwife's got them and he insists on telling me to shake my ass, watch myself and other such ebonics.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

He's so down with it

I just got my locks redone this weekend, feeling pretty chipper for job interviews next week now I no longer look like such a tramp

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Very pretty.

Is the little one Mort?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Nah, just Madeleine

ticket to Hull, plz

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Jeccy, you're a legend

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

*rare moment of evil genius*

Cheers bud :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

o_O

nice

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

the fact that they are holding hands

makes me feel warm and happy after a somewhat tense afternoon.

*click*

I like this muchly.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Nice :D

I like this lots
*clicky*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

eeps!

great image

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

i like the sun

trying to pierce the early morning clouds!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Damn these are good.

They are strangely soothing for such a dark subject matter. Kep em coming!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

the best

of a great series

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:44, archived)

only posting this as not interested in today's bandwigin..

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

pffft

with a tesco value image resize

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hahaha

bitchy! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

mraw!

just having a laff

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

pffft

it is bad. altho i think it has a certain something and i get 100% extra for not being bandwigging. So nerr

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

you do indeed :)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

Is he flipping me off!?

I'll ave him!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

I don't fancy

your chances Sam ;)

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

I withdraw my offer

to engage in fisticuffs (love that word). He evil.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

shirly bindun!?

no offence

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

you'd have thought so

i have no excuse for crappyness tho

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Ive said it all along..

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

*shivers*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:56, archived)

Quality Guaranteed?

Not sure about that.

Still woo, though.

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

I'm sure there's a pun in this somewhere...

Also, 7 months old today! Woo!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

jesus fuck christ...

...my fucking eyes!!!!!!!!1

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

jebus fukcin crisps

my ficking typing skills!!!!!!

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jimis completed the '90s, now attempting the next level, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

kinky

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Sammo, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

Schhhhtop!

*dives for Esc*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

*dives for E*

*bangs out on a CHOON spack*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Esc makes you Stop!

..Hammertime.

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I am considering staring at this

and listening to Prodigy's "Full Throttle" at full whack on headphones to see how quickly I start convulsing.

Just for shits'n'giggles

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

HOW MUCH SPEED HAVE YOU DONE TODAY DAVE?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

^This

*eyes lie bleeding*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

500mph

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

i am watching this and have the tune to camptown races in my head

it's all suddenly gone very odd

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Nah!

Benny Hill feem toon FTW!
Yakketty Sax!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

I didn;t chose the tune in my head

it just started on its own

but yes, benny hill tune would have been better

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

I agree

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

OMG I got it!

Baked Beans :D
¬.¬

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Close

So very close (:O

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

new hotel door signs to deter paedophiles

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daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

ouch

but ... no, just ouch

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

^This

Can we just stop with these please? I've only seen one so far that was even vaguely humourous.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

see, bad taste, horrible idea BUT

it does contain a joke, however inappropriate or hurtful.

Therefore I am unable to condemn this post out of hand.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Agreed

It's called irony

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

my profile contains the truths

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

sort of like iron?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

cue outrage

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

*lights pitchspork*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Very handy

:@) (piggy nose)

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

arf...

very good...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Haha

i shouldn't laugh.

haha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

^this^

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Best one so far is the egg thing

Thaty someone did on paint.

Honestly funny for a second.

I felt naughty.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:43, archived)

Link?

Not seen many of them to be honest, not been on that much since it happened.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

ooooh...

but I chuckled

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:53, archived)

Hahahaha!!!!

Not seen that one before

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

I ranted on Friday

her parents should be locked up.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

..and then abducted..

..by aliens..?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

of course

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:14, archived)

agree 100%

and with that I think I should stop ranting now

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

oooh....

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

Pffft.

At least an attempt at a joke there.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

^ This

Some arse earlier went beyond even hull.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

...

mine?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

your original post there...

had no direct replies telling you off.

It did contain a bit of discussion but nobody actually had a go at you for posting it.

I think this is because you were having a go at the campaign, not the girl and because it was executed with some degree of wit and talent.

So why do you assume everyone who has a problem with the crap unfunny posts on the topic is referring to you?

Edit: typos

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:57, archived)

mockingbird is right again.

I think the only crass one I've seen is the wordmash of the BBC News site this morning.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:01, archived)

again?

I remember in the mid 80's saying wham were "a bit gay".

Was that the other time?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:19, archived)

^ This

Your's was the right side of the line. If all the donators really cared they would do it anonymously (not spelt right prob). :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

because I'm deeply insecure? :D

I only came onto b3ta to post that (so didn't see the earlier ones), and I do like to get feedback. Thanks for clarification.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:04, archived)

it WAS quite good.

I wasn't on when you posted it, I had to go back and look.

I'd like to get my moral outrage on about the quality of parenting/actions of newspapers/appropriateness of this much media focus but I feel to uninformed to do so.

</insecurity blog>

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:16, archived)

more likely

my first musing on the incident

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daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:02, archived)

wrong wong wrong wrong!

that said i'm trying very hard to stifle a laugh

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Meh

At least it's a vague attempt at humour. Hummus level still low at 12%.

Some people can't comprehend I have no huge issues with the content, it's more the fact most of these posts are bandwagoning shite. Bleh.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Oh look, there goes the voice of popular opinion!

I'll make sure to run everything past you in future to make sure I win your support before posting...

I'm SO sorry for making one Photoshop error too. Graphic design is not my first language yet I have a degree in it, so I clearly know a hell of a lot more than you. Dickwad.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Dickwad.

LINKEY

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

it's getting feisty today

group hug everybody?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

Leave it steve! It's not worth it!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

No, just the voice of me.

Just put me on ignore, eh, and stop pissing your pants.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:48, archived)

M
T
?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Haha!

Nope, I only eat chocolate at that time. Mmmm chocolate.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Green & Blacks FTW!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

you've lowered yourself in my opinion with this one.

since we all know how much you value my opinion I'm sure this is difficult news to take.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

nail on the head there ;-)

meh, it's b3ta, I'm not going to lose sleep over a few comments.
it'll have disappeared over the horizon in a few posts time anyway, relegated to the mists of time. and good riddance to it :D

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:55, archived)

hahahaa yaaaay

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

arf!

i shouldn't laugh, but that's an unfortunate example of what can happen when you leave your children unattended

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

The problem is though

that now even more parents won't let their kids out on their own because of this one incident.

More chelsea tractors on the school run etc.

/rant

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thistle, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:54, archived)

The Goblin King......

....did you know that the makers of that film thought about getting Michael Jackson to play the freakishly-dressed, child-snatching king of the fantasy world?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

Woo! to the pic

and eek! to the movie trivia. That image will haunt my dreams now *shudders*

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

He might not have got the part

but he certainly read the script

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

Acquitted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

The doves do not lie.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Doves are lying gits.

Lying, thieving, gambling, raping, pillaging cooing BASTARDS.

Actually, they're nice as far as I know. But still.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Michael's as innocent as OJ

They should form an undercover crime~~committing~~ fighting outfit.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

Were he rich; they might.

But he's poor, now. There's no money in it for the authorities.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

ah but

'found not guilty' is not acquitted.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

It's not 'found guilty' either though.

I feel so sorry for that poor boy. And yeah, I say boy, because that's all he is in his head, from what I can see. Poor little kitten, his dad fucked his head right up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

I think his dad

fucked his arse up and that's where it all started.
MJ is a filthy child abusing oxygen thief and I challenge him to sue me. ( He might, I've probably got more money than him now )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Those Jacksons are all weirdos and pervs.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

*smears self with own faecal matter*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

*smears jolly jack with own fecal matter*

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slight yoinks!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

OK.....that's just gross.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

Woo!

Braw! and factual too C];0p
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

topical :¬)

nice pic
woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Oh I say

Now that is a bit lovely, JJ.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

woooOOOoOOOooooo!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

Woo!

Top stuff.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

How do you do,

The voodoo,
That you do,
So well?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

you remind me of a man

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Just a man

With a mans courage

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

argh....

I have reference-lexia.

Boosh?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:50, archived)

The theme tune to "Flash" by queen

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:03, archived)

*head assplodes*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

argh Labyrinth

what a fucking awful film

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

I loved it when i was a kid

but it's one that I'm not going to watch again now I'm older.

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Nonsense.

Twas great.....'cept that trippy bit when she eats the poisoned peach. That was crap.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:34, archived)

Agreed

There were a couple of things I think they could have left out, but it is a fabulous film.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

Like her trousers?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Or his

*eyes glaze over*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

WHAT?

Yeah, the music was great for that bit even if the ballroom visuals were pants... ;)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

What's great about it?

Bowie's clearly-defined cock and balls on permanent display

Muppets

Singing

Female star underage

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

Jennifer Connelly......Rocketeer.......*sigh*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Errr, was your post for or against?

Cos all of the above are plusses in my book :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Things that don't turn me on:

underage girls

David Bowie's genitals

Muppets

singing

I'm sure if I was or had ever been a 10 year-old girl, I'd love it, but due to an accident of birth I find myself in the body of a 29 year-old man who would rather hack off his own genitals with a blunt instrument than sit through fucking Labyrinth again

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:47, archived)

Issues.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Probably

my ex made me watch it, she said it was her favourite film ever

and then there's all these fucking muppets going "Goblin king! Goblin king!" and fucking David fucking Bowie and his packet bulging out of his trousers

and then it went on for another hour

and then a year later she left me

/scarred for life

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

put it better than I ever could

Bowie's basket makes up for everything else

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

How can you say that?

I mean "type" that...I mean...

Oh forget it.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

WRONG.

That is all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

That's just crazy casting!

Woo to the picture :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

*swoons*

And yes I did know that. Something they try desperately to down play or outright deny these days!

Woosome as ever sir!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

Yay!

( I've just realised how shit I used to be at shopping, this is about 18 months old )

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Bonnie Tyler?

;¬)

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Bowie's a fucking creeper.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

so sorry

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sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

oooowf!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Aghhhhhhhh!!!

hahahahahahhahaahhahah.....groans...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

argh

.

*spangs hard*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

*Wishes he had a FFS picture*

Pffft.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

oh...my...

*faints*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I had her B4

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

don't encourage him

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'm going to have to fold at this point.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

there'll be reams of these now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

don't (paper)cut yourself off so early

if you don't keep moving you'll find yourself stationary.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

AVE YEH SEE ME MATE

AH CAN'T FAHND ME 'AT

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

pfft!

banana on a pic!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

Arf!!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

*shakes head in dismay*

oh dear oh dear....

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Hahahaha!

Wheeeeee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

That cow, she never told me she had a tumour.

You'd think she would, what with us having a bit of a... well, a thing going on.
We both know it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it cool down now.

Which is a shame, she smells.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

*blinks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:32, archived)

I know, I know.

I just had to.

you may spank me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

as long as we get the full story during the spanking

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:35, archived)

my kind of woman

you are.

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sinisterduck, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

OOF!

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

WAHAHAHEEY! Pun rape!

*edit* i like to think my drwaing has improved slightly since this one!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:44, archived)

hahahahaha

seriously though, what with all that paper rape in the news recently, i think you should lay off this kind of humour.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:29, archived)

speak for yourself

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

fucking hell that's good

did you just do that now??

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:00, archived)

ouch!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

OH JESUS!

IT BURNS IT BURNS!!!!! LOL

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

fat chick

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

hooray

WORLDS BIGGEST TUBGIRL EXPERIMENT

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Needs more Orange Juice

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

you need more orange juice

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

that is where you are wrong

for you are in the midst of THE man from del monty

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

looks to me like

del monte is ruined.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

This confuses me.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

I do ashally.

Bring me some now!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

THAR SHE BLOWS!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

So Maddy DID wander off into the sea after all

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Yes

just off Sellafield...

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

pffft

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

Aargh!

Her name is Madeleine. The only person I've heard call her Maddy is Eamong fucking Holmes.
I nearly broke the tv.
/End rant

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

as far as I know the papers have been doing it since the off

/no TV blog

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

HAhahahahahaah

very good-although lack of 'bottoms' is worrying....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

~~worrying~~ arousing

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

That drawing is lovely

Fact

and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

haha, like I said before

needs more harpoon.

Obligatory post

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

Braw!

I think I'm in love!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

that's full of lovely

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

She's not fat - she's big-boned!

/Cartman blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Beefcake!

BEEEEFCAAAAKE!!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

Suckee suckee five dollar!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

is that

a whale in the Thames?

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

she's eyeing up

the fork lift too

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

oh yeh here for everybody who feels like toying around with her

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

Please add

tesco value signage to that post

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

NO!

reminds me too much of a drunken camping mishap a few years ago.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:41, archived)

ah, if only i had the talent & inclination to do this properly...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Bumbly bee!

Woo!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Gawd Help us all...

Click for bigger (76KB)

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahahaha

if it hasn't bindun i'll eat my hat, but it's very nicely-dun nonetheless

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Too late

He already ate your hat.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

cunt!

*chases Prescott round the galaxy*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

That's not the hat he chewed...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

what hasn't bindun?

posting an unshopped pic of Pressa?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Nah

making him look thinner and more attractive

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

i don't think that's

possible

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

You think Prescott is the thinnest,

most attractive man you've ever seen?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

hehehe

*would*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

*fwaps furiously*

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Aw, don't be angry.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

does he have a bikini clad cherie blair on a chain?

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

He did have...

...but he ate her, the fat twunt!

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Ninj, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

yark...

hmmm. dark you say. looks fine on my screen.

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we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

DARKER!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

I know it was a galaxy far away

but it was also a long time ago. The light from it should've reached us by now!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

*pffffft*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

i'm guessing it's a mac with its silly non-standard gamma setting? tsk!

That or YOUR SCREEN'S TOO BRIGHT!

:D

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slight yoinks!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

Creepy

but I like it!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:40, archived)

Too easy

This book has just arrived from Amazon for the wife. It was begging to be PS'd...

** edit - It probably will be my image post for the year, we can't all be good at PS or have imaginations! **

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dan j what the buggery bollocks is this?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Subtle

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

fantastic lurkage!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

that's his post for the year

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

This does it for me

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

as long as he doesn't start doing it in schools...

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

He has a giant tongue, the spazzy arse

TJ: Please stop posting shops about that poor Madeline kid. I don't get on my high horse often (or ever) but they're not even fucking funny. /end

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:06, archived)

^ I second the motion

And today I saw an appeal with text in comic sans. That is also wrong.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

aye

It's not so much that I think the subject should not be mentioned, just that if you're going to use it, at least make sure your joke contains genuine humour.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

meh

I find the whole notion of a huge, celebrity and newspaper endorsed reward repulsively self-serving, so I shopped my thoughts below

Criticise on the actual thread if you would, you're just cluttering up this one unfairly...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

wasn't actually talking about your post.

Just sort of in general.
I'll go and have a look now.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

I find it distasteful in the upmost

If I want to post here, I fucking will.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

well done for you and your righteous indignation

*awards gold star*

~~upmost~~ utmost ;-)

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

I can be as righteous as I like

I'm SO sorry for making one spelling error too. English is not my first language yet I have a degree in it, so I clearly know a hell of a lot more than you. Dickwad.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

evidently.

have another gold star for effort.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:37, archived)

That's the thing

I'm all for free speech and that, but I don't think shock is a substitute for humour.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

meh, you're not really for free speech are you then?

and shock can be a form of humour in itself.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:23, archived)

Only if it's funny.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

yes, funny is a crucial element of humour :)

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

what part of free speech are you not clear about?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

she's telling people not to post jokes about the missing child thingy. that seems to be a contradiction with being 'for' free speech, no?

"Please stop posting shops about that poor Madeline kid."

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

sorry, was having dinner

No contradiction at all. She's asking people to use their right to free speech in way that is respectful for her feelings.
If she was appealing to rob or to a mod to limit other people's free speech, then she would be against free speech.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

Your post made no sense.

Free speech is not the art of shocking someone as a replacement for humour. Tool.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

it made no sense because you didn't understand it

i'm saying that being for free speech and telling people what they can and can't post on here is incompatible. clear enough now?

Edit: tool? i just pointed out a contradiction in your supposed values and you resort to a childish insult? your high and mighty attitude doesn't look too credible really.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

Do I need you to patronise me any further?

I asked people not to post unfunny shit. Take note.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:38, archived)

no the comment i was referring to was not about 'unfunny shit'

you specifically said no posts about "that madeline kid". you can't change what you said now, for it is written.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Because 'that Madeline kid'

is the subject of the current piss-poor bandwagon.

If you have a problem with me, stick me on ignore, I have a pile of work to do and yet I'm wasting it talking to a cunt like you.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:42, archived)

cunt eh?

i hope you don't thave children...

"Now kids, if anybody points out your fallacious reasoning, be sure to call them a cunt. that'll learn 'em."

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:49, archived)

Free speech is saying whatever you want

whether it's shocking, funny, offensive or not

you twat

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:36, archived)

free speech is only a right

granted to you by the community you live in. How you will use it will be then used by the community to judge you.

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

Bleh

If we can make jokes about Shipman, Huntley, Virginia Tech et al, then we can joke about this

If you want to draw a line that's fine, but don't impose it on the rest of us

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Noted.

I'll just stick people on ignore then, which I should have done in the first place. Aplogies for the huge derailing of the thread, B3tans.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

much better attitude :)

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:51, archived)

Yay for cock books!

Woo to that

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

Very good...

although being a bit of a porker now, he would already have had his image PS'd to look slightly less repulsive....

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

Is that cock made of glass?

www.b3ta.com/board/6432462#post6432471
I'm so ashamed of doing a search for 'Jamie Oliver cock'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

no you're not

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

in fact it was in autocomplete

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

you

bitches

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:46, archived)

nyuck nyuck nyuck!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:31, archived)

Educational & fun......

Click for bigger (330KB)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Score: -1

Must try harder

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Rincewind, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

oof

jokes are better than technique

uncle chav's pitbull = :)
holidays in portugal = :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

done

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

upgrade this to a M&S ticket

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

hmmm

I only have MSPaint
and no skills
plus I should be working so.....

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

haha

this ticket has self-cancelled

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

So I guess...

...that lets us work out the gap between child death/disappearance and when it's acceptable to make a funny image! Let's work it out:

Pitbull - 5.5 months ago
Portugal - still going on now

Perhaps we should add that to the faq, make it 6 months to be sure?

PS - I thought it was funny myself, not being a killjoy about sick humour...

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

But ...

talking about that Mdeline thing-Being they are Scots I bet they are glad they didn't fork out for that new bike for her 4th birthday!!!!

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

cunt

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Aie!

I am offended by your racialism! Feel free to mock the plight of missing kiddies, but I will behead those who insult ~~Islam~~ Scotland! ;)

/is Scottish

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

christ

that's got all kinds of wrong in there... and i'm going to hell for chuckling at it :(

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

see

here :-)

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

I am exercising my opinion

to call you an absolute twat for that joke.

I find it to be morally inexcuseable

I shall be resisting my guilty urges to say it to someone else

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

If people are going to have

selective outrage about b3ta content then you might as well close the place. I find many things here distasteful and some of the people quite shocking in their lack of compassion. However I would never complain, it's b3ta and at the end of the day I know where the exit is if I don't like it. You can't have 'some' pisstke. It's all or nothing.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

tragedy + time = comedy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

but

www.b3ta.com/board/7186490

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

Oh yeah, if you are gonna do this kind of thing

you certainly better be sure you are absolutely a fucking comedy genius armed with the material to make me piss my kecks. Otherwise it just looks a bit sad and cheap. " look at me, I'm radical, I'll do anything for ~~attention~~ a laugh"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:21, archived)

I can't tell if you're agreeing with me

or somehow burning me down with withering sarcasm.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

I have the lexicographical skills

of a literary ninja. I'm probably doing both ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

*steals*

*uses on 'swedish twins' references*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:30, archived)

*bumps*

www.b3ta.com/board/7186460

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

I think jokes about her being dead

are a bit wrong as nobody knows yet. And most of them haven't actually been jokes.

The holiays in portugal comment was funny and, even if she is (hopefully) found alive, it will still work as a silly comment.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

arf!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Interesting idea.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Clicks for the idea

Scorns for the presentation.

(donkeysoup Was last seen on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:45, archived)

I'm gonna eat her!

(andrewuk, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

This is giving me the fear

Make it go away!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

I'd eat her

and them some. Scrummy.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

i'd rather lick her than eat her

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

which bit(s)?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

i'd onion her bhaji that's for sure

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

i'd...umm...do her!

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

hahaha ooh matron!

i wouldn't mind penetrating her vagina with my phallus!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

i just can't seem to work out this joke

what's the innuendo implying??

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

I'll tell you when you're older

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

but i'm peter pan

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

best get a good book then

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

Calm down young sir.

You couldn't get your hole in a brothel with a £50 note stuck out of your ear ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

yeah i know haha

maybe in a couple of years

well, one.

i'm 15 soon.

but still...i'm not sure where my point is...
*looks down*
oh, there it is.

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I'd go for the whole buffet.

I think she's lovely.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

She is a bit gorgeous.

*nods sagely*

If I had kids with her they'd be gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

They'd be

fricken famous that's for sure. I'd have to oversee the whole project though, just for the good of science of course.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

Any shouts of 'GO ON CAPTAIN' will be greatly appreciated.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

Go on moi cap'n!

</west countyr blog>

P.s. I thought originally that the "go" in the accent in question would be better represented by "goo" but the words "goo on my captain" gave different images than I was going for.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

Don't goo on the captain.

Manwife will be most annoyed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

Ahh, indignant boyfriends.

met a few of them. Never met one that put me off yet ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Still, no gooing on me.

We've worked out that grabbing is alright though, after the last meet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

Oh that's all in my past miss.

I'm barely allowed out without a blindfold, gimp gag and boxing gloves these days.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

yoo know those wheeze laughs that make you unable to breathe?

i just had one of those

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

*pats back*

*pats lower*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:19, archived)

indeed

she is absolutely lovely

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

who is she then?

/clueless foreign bint

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:10, archived)

Shilpa Shetty

Shipla Poppadom or 'The Indian' If you're Jade Goody or her toothless, pointless, chavscum dog of a 'mother'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:14, archived)

I thought it might be her...

but wasn't sure..thankee Captain =)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

I've seen her sister's mimsy*

*not the only one

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:24, archived)

She's got more than one mimsy?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:27, archived)

That fork's fucking MASSIVE!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

they come in all sizes you know?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

OW OW OW OW OW OW

That image'd be like kryptonite for my mum. She can't even bear to hear 'keep your eyes peeled' without screaming, screwing up her face and hiding from you somehow.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Don't let her watch 28 Weeks Later then...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:18, archived)

Ouch!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

this look saucesum!

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

quick and oh so dirty - my first animation attempt

Hungry Hungry Hypnos!

dirty cheating psycho-cnut.
sorry if bindun 1,000,000 times

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

dirty cheating lesbian bully bastards

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

How rare.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

only bindun 24,000 times.... well 24,001 now. This is in the top ten though... mostly because of that chair. and the fat kid, he's quite cool.

Soooo - anyway, I'm going to give this a woo.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

Good anim

nice optimisation

well done

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

nazi!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

thankee kind sir

I was going to make the kids cry but I was worried it'd give people kicks.

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

I'm getting hard just thinking about it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

exactly

what i was worried about

(Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

On my toddler...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

i win!

*hands in torso and leg*

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

I hadn't seen that pic before

I'm surprised her shirt hasn't been turned into a ManU/Voda stripe yet :)

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Ratsta, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:02, archived)

Clearly fake

It's Monday. The Daily Express front page is always 'Princess' Diana.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

oh stop

you're ruining our fun XD

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

Interesting theory

tomorrow's headline: "WHY DID MI6 KILL MY BABY?" DEMANDS DISTRAUGHT KATE AL-MCCAHUMMED

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:50, archived)

With undoubtably another different photograph

I mean, one photo is enough, surely.

We've had about half the family album now, including from 2 years ago.

How is that helping with the search - "Here is what she looked like in 2005"

Bah!

(Got that off my chest, finally)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

"Here's what she'll look like after several days in a shallow grave"

is sadly the more likely outcome

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Magazine Monitor!

I'm glad someone else reads it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

I reckon

The parents sold her off.

I think the whole thing is really sus.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

I think that if the parents weren't doctors

and were more working class they would have been totally pilloried in the press for leaving their children alone in a strange hotel room

but of course they are totally blameless in all this, because it's fine to leave pre-schoolers for a couple of hours while you go and get pissed in a restaurant

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

I agree

so there.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

What was strange about the hotel room

I never picked up on that

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

strange as in

it wasn't their house

as in strange to a 3 year-old who had never been there before

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

and they didn't just leave her,

they left her two year old brothers aswell

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Brother and sister

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

Pump up the volume

(sorry)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

best post of the day

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

Well my work here is done

*rides off into sunset*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahahahaha

Don't apologise.
Although the apology makes me giggle even more
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

i was half right,

they were both younger than her though weren't they?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

so she did have a guardian then?

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

Nope

They just checked in on the kids every half hour. All a passing crim has to do is work out how often the parents are dropping by then nip in and nab her after the next visit.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

*takes notes*

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

*steals kids while parents busy taking notes*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

esp as they had enough ££££ as docs

to pay for a babysitter like the rest of us do.... (or did..) they have no excuse

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

They said they checked every half hour

but the last time they checked was 9pm before returning at 10pm

which isn't every half hour, the stupid fuckheads, their story doesn't even add up

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:01, archived)

*is surprised not to have been shouted off the board*

Agreed in some ways, but that can't take away
from the fact that she was snatched from a
locked hotel room. Had she had an accident and
died due to parental absence from the room, then
I'd be more than willing to apportion blame. I
don't think it's fair to expect people to foresee
something like this happening though... Just my thoughts.

*goes to collect reward with hold-all full of toddler*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

How do we know she didn't?

Child wakes up in hotel room

Child realises parents are missing

Child goes out to find parents

Child goes to beach, not 200 yards away

Child goes into water

Child drowns and is washed out to sea

Parents try to absolve themsleves of blame: "THE WINDOW WAS FORCED OPEN!!!!"

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:04, archived)

She'd be a pretty clever toddler

to force the window from the outside

/CSI Algarve blog

I take your point, I just don't think blaming the parents wholesale is fair.

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

The police said there was no evidence of forced entry

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:13, archived)

I suppose that's feasible

but they would have to be cold hearted brilliant actors.

Really really cold hearted.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:08, archived)

like ian huntley?

didn't he go on tv and say how bad it was and hoped they were found soon?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

the question is

Why would someone actually take the trouble to break into someone to take the child, when there have to be plenty of easier targets?

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

The question is

What kind of self-respecting childnapper would leave the twins behind?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

i think

the parents got hungry and ate her, then forced the window open themselves.

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

ooohhhhh,

so it's all a giant cover up

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:11, archived)

I must

say from day one I've had a weird vibe about the dad.

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moogy boobles, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

That's

Just repressed manlove ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

On a serious note I fully believe that

the kid has long been sold and is playing with her new Barbies with her new rich American parents.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:53, archived)

madonna?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:56, archived)

she went of her own accord

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:57, archived)

Jokes was done on here the day she went

They got flamed and verily bum-raped

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

i knew

someone woud have already done it

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:03, archived)

It'd be interesting to gauge the board's reaction to these kind of events

I guess proximity to the event and severity of the piss-take are the defining factors.

I remember half the board disappearing at lunchtime on July 7th '05...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

I remember the board taking the piss out of events as they were unfolding

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

yeh

I even churned out a 'shop or two when they were only reporting it as being very minor...

Funny that the board was awash with 9/11 jokes straight away, in spite of that clearly being very serious indeed.

In spite of that paradox, I have to say I think in general the board's very well moderated...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

I bet..

the kidnapper wishes he hadn't (probably) killed her-he would be loaded!!!

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

What a nice thing to say.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Cunning Plan

1) Steal kid B
2) Superglue skin off kid A onto kid B
3) Claim Reward
4) PROFIT!

It's not like the fuckwit parents will notice.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

that only works if you have the skin of kid A in the first place

any tips on how us non-child-stealing types can get in on the cash?

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

Clue in the "kidnapper" reference.

I'm just hoping for an icon out of it.

Personally I think the parents seem to be a bit too smiley and spend more time in church than I think I'd manage under similar cricumstances.

Smells dodgy.

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:16, archived)

Yarr, if it's cash ye be wanting...

just sell a made up story to the gutter press about how you knew the parents and how evil (or wonderful, depending on the angle you decide to take) the parents are.

Pretend they treated you in hospitol and you overheard them talking about how much they hate (or love) their kids.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:26, archived)

Apparently she's got a dodgy right eye

So they'll be able to tell if she's genuine when she returns.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:17, archived)

Quick poke with a brown felt tip

sorted

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

I would guess

that all of you that are joking about this are not parents. It certainly changes your perspective on stories like this.

On another note, I was reading a book the other day and the author pointed out an oddity in human behaviour. When we hear of less than 10 people dying, we feel sad about it but as soon as the number goes above 10, it actually becomes less sad (unless you know someone involved of course). Maybe it is because it feels less real, and they stop being individuals.

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:33, archived)

The death of one person is a tragedy

The death of a million is a statistic

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:39, archived)

Well no death occurred,

Although lots of loft dust was inhaled.
The new light is fitted and I claim all the brownie points !!

Edit // wiring is the easy part, holding the bloody heavy glass shade and balancing it with one hand while trying to screw in the finial is a bastard..

Click for bigger (38KB)

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WOLF .™, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

2nd one looks like

my ex-girlfriend's mimsy

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Good god !

well im not re-wiring that for her

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WOLF .™, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

don't worry it's not worth the effort

it was in a shocking state

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

well i wouldn't plug anything into it for fear of electrocution

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

no chance

the spark's gone

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

<insert electrical innuendo here>

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

*inserts*

ooh!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Earth it and earth it hard

And no talk of gang plugs or the like

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WOLF .™, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

jeebus!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

hurrah!

I have this to do this weekend.
I say this weekend - I have been putting it off for about 2 months, and will probably do the same again.

congrats on a job well done

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Last time I changed a light fitting

I electrocuted myself.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

I electrocuted myself on Sunday

by trying to mod a digital camera to fly it with a kite. The capacitor of the flash zapped me with at least 220V.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:09, archived)

pics?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:22, archived)

ouch!

electrickery are a danger to our healf.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:25, archived)

all your points are belong to us

*bakes borwnie points*

*eats chocolate brownie(points)*

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Forgive me if I find this

amusing for all the wrong reasons ;)

/builder blog.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

Doh

I was just about to open up a whole can of pedant on yo ass about Part P. But it turns out that "Replacing accessories such as socket-outlets, control switches and ceiling roses" is "non-notifiable".

Carry on.

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Jago Laurens, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:12, archived)

Kittin B.A. has been making things again...

Previously
Previouslier

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

*feels pitied*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

i kitty the fool?

woo!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

i ain't gettin on no mane

fluffa!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

these am superb!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together!

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

Sweet!

needs more cabbage-gun though

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

100% of fucking ace

in sadder news, I -did- think the word "Gormkamorka" just then.

*goes back to sad corner*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Why sad?

*Googles 'gorkamorka'*

Oh, fair enough. As you were.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

*glees*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:24, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together

woo yay again :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

that's the best yet

bloody wonderful.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

hi cock!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

i love that!

i may steal it and make it my wife

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 15 May 2007, 8:54, archived)

your on fucking fire!

woot!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Bloody fabtastic.

I saw your tank kitten on so random blokes blog this morning but I forgot to note the link. To be fair he linked to your profile and hosted it himself.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Hooray!

I am famis.

Confused? F.Y.I.
.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

they're after those

pescky dogs again aren't they?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

Hahaha!

This series is reet lush!

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Weetobix, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

Hurrah!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Woo

Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

hahaha yay!

I recognise two of those kittins from the "birthday surprise" animation that was done yonks ago.
Was that yours?
Edit: Perhaps you should consider tagging your stuff.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

that's shtunning, is that

wyh *clicks*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:44, archived)

Thats rather good

Looks like Gorkamorka

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rjmrjm, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7186307

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

WH40K?

*geeks just a little bit*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

I went to my parents' place the other day

to cklear up my old room, sicne they are trying to sell the house and need it looking neat-ish.

Brought a big box* of old warhammer stuff plus sundry paints, saws, clippers, flock, glue, sandpaper, files, putty etc.

I now have a powerful urge to get back into the paintin' and modellin' side of it. I always found it quite theraputic and was quite good at it**.

Maybe I'll buy a copy of blood bowl.

*Ok, several big boxes. Like a car-load.
**Quite good as in, out of my mates I was 'the one who could paint well' as opposed to 'the one who knows all the rules', 'the one who knows the fluff' and the ever-hated 'the one who's always exploiting loopholes to win'.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:05, archived)

Uuugh,

we had one of those loophole types - he wasn't even very good at it, just blatant.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:07, archived)

ours was called

"stop being a twat. You twat."

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:28, archived)

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

fandabbydozzy

those are very very good indeed

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Lynxkitten, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:48, archived)

You're on top form today, doc

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

giant acey bundles!

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

yehaw!

these are all winners of the prize of the a-team prize

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mutated monty, Tue 15 May 2007, 11:57, archived)

Todays disappointment shall be...

I've spent a lot of time here, haven't I? :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

COR! Congrats, Lady!

you ARE gorjass! and a truly GREAT friend, thankyou for being there for me.

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

congrats!

woo pic!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

cor

low cut brassierery

Congrats Ms Vino

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

cor!

woo yay miss veritas!
great picture :¬)

congratumalations
*hugs*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Woo!

congrats!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Lovely stuff

Congratulations!
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

you get plenty of sleep after the gardener went

and hello missus

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:52, archived)

Congratulations!

.

needs more tits

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Story of my life, Rob

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Mine too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

are you suggesting that we all

chip in and buy her some? ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Nah!

Call me old fashioned, I like her with just two . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

well two's better than one

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ClanSoul, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

I'd rather have liposuction

if you're offering... :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

I'm sure...

...there's plenty of volunteers around willing to provide both lip and suction for ya ;)

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

*sucks IVV's tummy*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

YAY! Norkage!

congratulations Ivvy. Long may you continue to wash the b3ta filth from my eyes with your beautiful images.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

But, but

I am the b3ta filth!

*cries*

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

congratumabulations!

and most woosome drawery skills there too.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

congratumilationalisticificationalisationalartidrwainglinesslesslinesses!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

It gets longer and longer each time

/actress

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

that's what she said!

/family guy

(Mr._Pickles, Mon 14 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

woohoo! :D

congrats!

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mugatu, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Side boob

Congrats

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

WOO!

congrats.

you not spent as much time here as DTH.

or me for that matter.

i really should be doing something better with my time.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Congrats and woo and COR!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

PHWOAR

Congratulations lovely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

woo and yay!

yes, 14,000 is rather a lot

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

ooh, lovelyly done

congratulations, and the obligatory phwooar.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

can she turn round?

wow to both 14000 posts and nice work

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

I could

but I'm shy :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

ok i wont look

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The Tig and me, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

WOO!

And congrats.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

COR!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hurrah!

Congratulations to you!

*spends ages looking for hidden link*

Well? Where is it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

I'll MSN it

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

I already have it!

\o/

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

/delurks

Cor!!! Congrats My lovely!

15

/relurks!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:40, archived)

Woo IVV!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Cor Supersexylady!

Woo!

*hugs*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

Congratulations

and WOOF!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:46, archived)

Hey hey 14k

congrats miss :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:54, archived)

Wooo! Congratulations!

puts my puny 1000 in its place!

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:20, archived)

*unlurks*

Wooooooooooooooooooo! Congrats
*relurks*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:52, archived)

Please register my disdain.

This kind of lewd behaviour is undermining society as we know it, you foxy minx.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

Does a Penguin shit in the snow?

Edit: missed the polar-type-thread a couple down

(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

RIS

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

Inflatable penguin/newspaper/open lav

(Phase3Profit pees too much, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

The answer is yes!

:D

1

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

*readies Tattyshop*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

*drops trousers*

*picks them up again*
*refolds*
*carries on putting clean clothes away*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

*holds breath*

*goes blue*
*falls over*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

*renders kiss of life*

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Oooh Ivy

Show us yer bare ankle, woman!
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

Also, some association wants to ban smoking whilst driving for being too distracting.

FFS

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Yay! More legislation! Just what we need.

Mind you, as a motorcyclist I do get burning fag butts lobbed into my lap fairly regularly...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

and at no extra cost

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

I know! I always stop to say 'thankyou'

Don't get me wrong. I'd fight for people's right to smoke if they want - but with the right comes the responsibility to not let it interfere with your driving.

Following the 'ban it it's distracting' logic we'd also have to ban mobiles, car stereos, food, drink, Sat-Nav, passengers...

And don't get me started on the number of f***ing road signs these days, all shouting for drivers' limited attention in their flourescent yellow borders...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

The most annoying thing

in the world ever!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

I've no idea what went on

but woo to this pic!
And of course, not all penguins shit in the snow as you have just proved.

Of course the Pope shits in the snow though
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

You sunk my Kamchatka

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

you shanked my jenga-ship!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

You bledged my thrumble-frop!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

you Xed my Y

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:41, archived)

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

.
.
.

They can't get the wrappers off.

[coat]

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

because

polar bears live on the north pole, penguins on the south.

that's quite far to go for a snack.

(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

Oh dear...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

sigh

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Hahaha!

I'm waiting for Fatima . . . Whi't' bread!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

She probably got held up talking to

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Hahaha!

I nearly missed that! Hahaha! ACE!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

*dies*

*stays dead because of the PUN BURNS!*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

^This

Oh god, this!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Hahahaah

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

Pfft!

Ronald Reagan caught his wife in bed with the head of the FBI, Henry...Henry...Henry....

Kissenger?

No, fucking her

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

hahaha

striker... striker... striker... STRIKER! *bif*

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Don't get me started on "Airplane" jokes, i'll be here all day

Buddy was a rock

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Pffft

oldie but a goodie

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

argh. ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

*finds excuse to post vaguely witherspoon-related pic*

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

LUMO!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

haha

lovely

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

lepton

oh dear.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:38, archived)

Mmmm

I'm getting a hadron just thinking about it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 14 May 2007, 16:00, archived)

oh christ

*sharpens killing knife*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

arf!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

boxer

micheal

circa 1985

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

bored doodles at work

and animated to a FUL 3 frames!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

WALLRUS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

oooowf the punnage!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

Is that bird sucking up blood

or spitting it out?

Woo!

6

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in vino veritas, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

spitting it out

but i didnt have time to make it look better sorry.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

The blood is flowing UP

OMG

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

i was thinking this too

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

those seagulls behind him

are hovering for attack

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

Waves...

...shirley?

EDIT: Oh, I think you made a joke. I'm from Khazakstan by the way...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

\o/

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

yes the seaguls

they are seaguls

arent meant to be waves i promise!

The seaguls

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

you dropped these:

l l l

oh, and this: '

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

anyone fancy a barbeque?

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

ockp?

I don't get it

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Octopus cock & ketchup please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

ockp

short for "istockphoto"

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

^this

i'm just lazy and couldn't be bothered to clone it out

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

hahaha

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 14 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

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