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# Hovercat says hai...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hai
hover cat

How is your penis ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:17, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# through a complex system of tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# and a semi permiable membrane
/takes it too far blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# *corks tubes*
How does it smell now?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Still through the tubes
But all it can smell is cork
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# two snowmen in a field. one says to the other,


can you smell carrot?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# and the other one says
no - I don't have the cognitive capacity to register smell for I am a mere mockery of the human form... with a poorly sculpted snow wang :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# This is good
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# And the first one says
Cheer up mate, sun's coming up!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# old joke but still funny
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# very slowly while the odours diffuse through the cork
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Osmosis?
Critical desalinisation?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Desalinisation ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# non-existent, thank you
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hai hovercat
how much to Cherbourg?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# oh hai hovercat
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# ufc?
unidentified flying cat?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# but it's been identified
it's hovercat ... it sed hai
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# the ifc?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# probably
looking at it again - I'm not even sure hovercat is real... which begs the question, who said hai?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# the conspiracy theorists?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# HULLO HUMVERCNATH!

Done and dustesd
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *fnrp*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# broamology is a cult.

it has members like the chin of tom cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# haha
that makes me giggle like a loon
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
*pays 10'000 guzols to be debroamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Oh hai hovercat
2 to Calcutta please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# oh hai
vraiment super
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# in ur sky
blottin ur sun
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hahaha that is very wooo
Plus I didn't know there were such things as linkboard creatures!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# now you do
and how strange that is
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I didn't even know there were QOTW creatures until recently
who turned it into fucking /talk!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:34, archived)
# ?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeff
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Erm Prince Philip?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:42, archived)
# cleveland steamroller?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Vagabond pencil case?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:49, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:51, archived)
# That is super
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:29, archived)
# splendidness.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Yay for animal aircraft
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Hovercutie!!
With feet.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Oh bugger, I was just working on one of those
you beat me to it :P
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahahaha



Speaking of lines
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA

*chokes*
*dies*

best half hour ever spent! You are Jeany Yoose!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# think of the limitless applications
- fishing line... line of coke... erm... who's lion is it anyway...? who's lime is it...?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Also
Josie Lawrence is smoking hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hehe
me likey lotsey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
that Sessions fellow cheeses me right off
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# *cough*Whose*cough*
Lovely - wish they'd show some re-runs of the UK ones!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# oops
Oh well



damn!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# that is quite wrong
but i like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# She looks like she does too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# aaaaargh :S


woo, mind :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
..hahahahahahahaha.

Ace.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahaha, that is just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Her face looks like she's about to say,
"Yeah, it's annoying and does really piss me off, but if I don't let him do it, he just keeps pleading. It's easier this way."
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Just out of shot
her feet are nailed to the floor.

So she accepts it.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hahahaha oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# EW!!
hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# hahaha
oh my, you nawty boy.

Clicky WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Sorry T
God made me do it

discuss
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# which god?
wasn't me i assure you.

hang on, was i drunk last night? if i was then i could have been me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)
# The God of love
you were drunk last night, but not from alcohol. My special pill worked.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Gah!
not again, that's the 18th time this month!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)
# And the 23rd time this week
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:33, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Sick...
But ace! Click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# haha
not seen that before, I think.

Either way, tis most woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# With Jonathan Ross
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
office roflage
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:15, archived)
# what is your major malfunction Private Pile? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)
# oh that's so wrong
woo
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!
woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:21, archived)
# jesus h shitting crikey jr
that's...wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
his face says

"I won't stop until I bust through"
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# oh my
that is awful. but woonderfully done.

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahahahaha!
transfixed.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:35, archived)
# that is so very wrong...
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)
# yes!
more of this!
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ace
lightning !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:47, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
A world of very, very wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Apologies for the delay in replying
I only just stopped laughing.

hahaha. Wrongwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# and why is that not on the front page!?
hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
# this is the purest distillate of b3ta.
i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 8:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Lay off the starch, elvis!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# hahaha
ace as always
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
top

a little less laundry-stiffener, a little more conditioner
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Nice one!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
he's all starched up
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha
brill
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Look at his face!
He doesn't know what's going on!
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Ace
I'm off for a coffee - anyone want me to ask for my coffee in a particular comedic style?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Just say 'thankyouverymuch' a la Elvis when you get it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# yeah - alright then
I shall report back from the outside world.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# I no longer have any idea what this so-called 'Outside World' is like.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:49, archived)
# This what now?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# "I need to get out more"
Would have been a slightly less obfuscatious way to put it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# you going to the debry bash?
... I'm not, but aparently Bashes are a great way to get into the outside world!

YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:00, archived)
# There are hardly any bashes within busing distance from me,
then the Derby bash comes along, and I move to Manchester.

Fate is so cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:02, archived)
# 'Out'? What's 'out'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# it's that thing you do
just before you shake it all about
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# well -
all I got was a 'hah - yeah...' so - the girl at the coffee shoppe isn't b3tan I don't think.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:01, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# yup
when you getting out of your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# 5th of october
13 working days
*has countdown calender stuck to monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# \o/
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# the first rule of b3ta is
you don't talk about b3ta please read the FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# Did you shake your hip at the same time?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# no
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ask for it like you're a one legged man desperate for a piss
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I need a wee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:33, archived)
# god how mad is that?!!
I need a wee too!

ZOMFG!!11!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# you're rubbish at 'who's line is it anyway?'
Josie Lawrence would wipe the floor with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ask for a cup of coffee 'and a quizzical look'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# i love this
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:39, archived)
# works every time
used to have a mate who used it regularly as an opening gambit for chatting up barmaids
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# *notes down for later use*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ask for a shot of coffee flavoured syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:36, archived)
# ask for tea.
that'll confuse them.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Yes
I want you to do it in the style of the Swedish chef from the Muppets.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
feel the chaffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Contest over
you win
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:34, archived)
# woohooo!
sooperb
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:41, archived)
# haha!~
I love the fact he's watching his washing going round.
Although, with all the grounds at Graceland you'd have thought he'd have room for a long line rather than a rotary.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The Mississippi delta was shining like a National guitar
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# And the owls hoot at midnight
sorry - clueless
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# good enough
*swaps briefcases*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:59, archived)
# hey
my briefs were in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:07, archived)
# i really want a national
but i'd prefer a donmo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Class.
The man is sheer class.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# i can'r play the fuckers
i just want
(i've got a reso uke, but it's not really the same)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:04, archived)
# resonators rock
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:57, archived)
# oh yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:09, archived)
# haha! Braw!
Have a repost in celebration!

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:50, archived)
# hello The Neville
have you been hiding?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Dirrrrty pea roaster:P


Have a mictoboy/balloon goatsie ensemble for your efforts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Very good
I lolled :D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Nice Levis
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha,
Look at his confused little face.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:03, archived)
# up yours, damn FP hoarder :p
woo as evar *clicks* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
silly elvis :)
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:11, archived)
# You have the hummus pot of joy
well played mate
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:12, archived)
# jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ha ha ha!
this particularly makes me larf because I have just plumbed in my new washing machine and am doing a test wash
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Christ!
And you shopped on a couple of red labels...?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:43, archived)
# more
I didn't shop the label off, and mirrored the trouser to make the left leg.

Hence two labels.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 1:30, archived)
# this is just
the best thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 0:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# toap!
text on a priest...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Top Work, that man.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# YES
ha ha ha

nice work that graphic designer! Especially on Dougal's shocked eyes... you got your computer and desk in order then?

Also - something about Trelly - like, she loves me and she ... erm... totally fancies the pants off me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ^Everything he said
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# All the things he said?



running through my head
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# you utter utter utter bastwank
... I'd only just got a flippin R. Kelly song out of my head, now this!!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# better than shitty R and so-called B
how about

"Searching....

Seek and Destroy.."

?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# aaaahhh
'killing in the name of...' not sure where it came from, but it's so welcome.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Master, Master
where's the dreams that I've been after?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# MAGIC PEOPLE VOODOO PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# The voodoo, who-do-what-you-don't-dare-do people.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:25, archived)
# *dares*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *does*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Seek and Destroy


ah, the days of scissors and glue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# was it "I mistakenly believe I can fly"?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# no - it was Flirt
I'm 'a FLIRT - when I roll up in the club... and so on (DAAA-AMN! 28s).

Dreadful dreadful song. Hilarious, but dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# sure you're not 'trapped in the closet, closet,closet?'
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# O RLY?
ha ha ha - you love me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# feck off!! :)


woo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# pfft
you know if i google for 'podling' i get one of your pictures

images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&q=podling

you can't buy that kind of fame.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# podling?
oh pod-ling

like underling

I thought you meant like an adverb - "he was just podling around"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# podling as in dark crystal creature
researched to reply to /talk board post about a girl with primordial dwarfism.

i'm dead sensitive about these things. the bloody podling.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
#
adverb gerund
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# pedanting much?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I stand corrected
I was never great at these things

gerund it is then

(never heard of this)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Actually it's a participle in function in your sentence
but a gerund in form

or something

(I love the way everyone assumed I knew what I was talking about with this one ;) )
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# It's just the past participle, surely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# don't cross the beams!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# present participle really
but shhh
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:47, archived)
# ^ That's why we need you round here....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# This
Debbil - the filthy filthy, English Proffessor
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Actually you can
/in the know blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# your sig seems like it should be the most racist insult ever
but against everyone.

[edit] googles. how very jim woodringesque.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:21, archived)
# googles Jim Woodring...
I see what you mean :)


EDIT: Googling "ninky nonk" brings up all my b3ta posts :O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:29, archived)
# too much jim woodring will break your mind
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:43, archived)
# yea I've came across my picture in some very strange searches :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ew!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i hope this is not
cows for alarm

*grabs coat and hat*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Hmmmm Berries
Picked some blackberries at the weekend, now boiling the buggers with sugar.... then I realised, what am going to do with them?

A. Jam
B. Crumble
C. Other recipe suggested?


Edit // The 2 contenders are
A. Pies and profit
B. Blackberry Syrup

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# D. Bin
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Superb response, sir
tea/monitor interface scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# a jimmy hendrix tribute spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ahahha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# hehe.
backberry fumes = purple haze: discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# JAM
Jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam

crumble
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# filet mignon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# With sauce bernaise?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# and.... I'm hungry again
altough I'm against buttery sauces
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# on what grounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ground is immaterial ;)
I just find that they rarely add to the taste of the meat. Same thing for fish. I like them with very little condiments.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Oooh, I don't know.
I'd go with Dijon & Creme Fraiche reduced in the same pan the steak was cooked in.

Tastes fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# or with mushroom and cream
with a bit of marsala wine
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# That's a good one too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Dijonaise sauce is bloody gorgeous
(But I was going for a Blackadder thing. Seems it was just me)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Oooops - sorry didn't spot that.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# It's not one of the more obvious ones I'll admit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hunger got the best of me
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# don't joke don't joke
with a hungry man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Crumble ftw!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ^this
with added apples, you must be able to find a few apples.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dingleberries?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Decide Quick
Jam making SOOOOO different to Crumble


you should have made wine.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# For which you'd need gazillions of them
/mum used to make wine blog. Potent stuff. Blind drunk on a sip.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ha ha ha - you old lush!
there is one question which makes all others redundant:

'can it be fermented?'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# for something to be delicious it has to be fermented
/cheese
/wine
/beer
/chocolate
/etc
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Etcs are best unfermented
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# cabbage :( -> ferment -> sauerkraut :)
anything!

plus because alcohol is a side product, you can always distill and enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# if humans had evolved from plants instead of animals
we'd produce alcohol as a by product of anaerobic respiration rather than lactic acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:26, archived)
# haha
how odd. I'm advocating gene therapy to be able to do that. Sport would finally be enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Just in time - the Devil pisses on them all tomorrow!
I'd say vodka, but it is too late if they are boiled with sugar, really

pie mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

/edit/ internet concensus of opinion seems to be you have until the end of the month before the satanic urination event occurs
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# C. Place your head in the boiling fruity mass until the skin falls away from your face
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# 1. boil them down and filter the syrup into bottles
2. have juice all over the winter by just adding water
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# ^this with bells on
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# This could be a winner
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# my mother does that every year, yummy
fill it hot in the bottles and make them almost full for long-time vacuumic storage
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# now that's a nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# if they have sugar added
it'll just be jars of jam with no bits in.

we need to know if added sugar is present.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# is and should
/sugar addict blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Niether!
Do what Ma riverghost used to so. Blackberries and brambley apples made what you have there, thicken a bit and serve with lots and lots of custard on top. She called it Springbank Splodge:D

Was yummy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I picked some last week too!
I went for option 4 - bung in freezer

Think I'll got for the stodgy apple and blackberry crumble/pie with lashings of thick custard
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
#
Add
1 - Apples
2 - Puff pastry
3 = Pie
4 Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Give it to poor, poor orphans!
And laugh as you walk away.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Put some clothes on!
...if you're going to be taking pictures of highly reflective objects and posting them on the internets..
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:16, archived)
# maybe a bit late...
... but blackberry gin? Like sloe gin, only with, er, blackberries. Uncooked would be better, but I don't see any reason in principle why cooked shouldn't work.

Or how about straining the syrup for ice-cream saucy goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# blackberry brandy
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:22, archived)
# .


Original HERE
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# woo yay
how does ... it... erm... ... want it's milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# My dog's got no lower jaw..
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# nice
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Top shoppery
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# I wanted to make something beautiful today... so I made this:
CFB (it looks much nicer with embigification)

I'd made a set of 'the elements' and wjh31 suggested I should add good/evil and light/dark to the set. Jolly good idea, if you ask me.

*edit* Sorry for any offence. I'm assuming this small puts it beyond NSFW problems?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *really looks forward to 'evil'*
this is woo though (in a plastic tits kind of a way)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# she's laminated with a nice 'wipe-clean' surface
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *is intrigued*
Could you just clarify what woo (in a plastic tits kind of way) actually is?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# *demonstrates*
*with plastic*
*and tits*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Ah. I understand now.
Thanks, hun!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# *holds up debit card*
plastic like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# *swipes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *chip 'n' pins*
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# *picks pins out*
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I'll try to find a more natural model for evil, for you.
Although I suspect the lighting I applied to this made this poor lass look a bit more stretched than she really is.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:12, archived)
# I think
this is "evil"
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:28, archived)
# that's bloody amazing
but i'd say it was nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# On this occasion I concur
Lovely work but linky please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:58, archived)
# nuddie lady

*gasps*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# nice..but nsfw!!

linkitpleasethankyou

this place needs mods who do their job..amongst other things
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I'd say that's pretty NSFW
It's really lovely and a nice bit of shoppery but please link it or something. please! some of us have to work!!!!!!!NSFW!!

Fucking cracking stuff there my good man, but my god i'm glad it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nsfw wipe clean lady surfaces
also - she's blocking my view of the rest of that swan - shift it bint!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I couldn't find a decent pair of swan wings
so I had to use egret.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# she looks like she's got plastic comedy tits.
which is a shame.
edit/ having read the replies seems i'm not the only one to think so.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# quite
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# quiet you
or it's back in the cave with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# *scowls*
you're not the boss o' me!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# *flings you over my shoulder*
we shall see about that

TO THE CAVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# TA DA DA DA DAH
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Will Debbilgrrrrl escape from the Prof's evil clutches?
What horrors await, deep in 'The Cave'?!
Will the plastic tits get b3tans sacked?

.... tune in next time ...
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
# *zips up sleeping bag*
mmmwwwuuuhahahahahahaah

*closes the door to the cave*

*opens bottle of wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:08, archived)
# *wriggles like a maggot*
curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# wine?
cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# damn you!!!
yeah go on then :D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# POW
BANG
     THUNK
  BIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:15, archived)
# SQUELCH
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:17, archived)
# OOOH!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:18, archived)
# BLEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:20, archived)
# ZIP
    WHACK
  WHACK
     WHACK
SPLUFF
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Very nice
I am a great admirer of the female body, you might want to consider other boarders though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# wjh31 is full of good ideas
woo!

also...boobs!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
# I say, that's rather fine work there...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# That is lovely
thanks for linking though!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# very nice indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# please paint this on the side of my van
to the sounds of soft rock

also. this is very woo and disgustingly talented.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Mmm Angels
SFW version :

Probably NSFW version

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Nice...
I like the framed background *steals idea for future use*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Splut!
I'm done.
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:31, archived)
# woo etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I'm pleased you like it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I made this and now I'm scared


EDIT: Oh heck, two Noels in a row :O

Will the board die...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# hahahaha!
Brilly fabtastic!

*kerlicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# need to balance it out with the chuckles..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Dirty git

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Dude!
that's your sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He doesn't know yet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# i want him dead
i want his family dead
i want his house burnt to the ground
i want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# he's a keen helicopter pilot..
there is hope
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:54, archived)
# *weeps for Colin McRae*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# That still remains one of the best delivered threats in cinema history
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Woohoo!
*waits for gnop shop*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# HAHAHAA
I LOST MY TEA!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *office lols*
Excellent! But does it still work if you know?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# time for a pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# heh.
quality woundage.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
*makes money on the phone in*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Mind you....
that cat's a cheat..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha!
also:
thekraken.me.uk/images/dealornodeal.gif
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)
# and
thekraken.me.uk/images/jailornojail.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# finally
http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/dole-or-new-deal.jpg

/spent
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)
# university of florida?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:56, archived)
# haha
SCIENCEwoo!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:03, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# office lols at seamage
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:11, archived)
# erm..


*EDIT* Anybody RISing clearly doesn't pay enough attention to my posts but the explanation should be apparent if you look here
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# That's Completely Beautiful
Woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# thank ye kind sir!
*curtseys*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# erm...
I don't get ... I mean RIS (man - I'm even starting to talk like a real person again!! *fears*)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# *glomps all the sense outta ya*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *goes cross eyed*
*dribbles*

muhrn phuuuh muuh nuh fof?*

*you been having a good day caterpillar girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Yet still bloody wonderful!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# BUMFISH!
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Well that's just bloody excellent that is
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Hi cocklebum!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ...then you're not doing it right
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Oooh! Nicely.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Tree-mendous!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# hehehe
excellent work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# 'noon chief
hows it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# not too bad this end
you and yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# alright I guess, am leaning towards being a miserable bastard
for no knew or exciting reason!

Just noticed that was my 50th Fish film

*EDIT* no wait only 47th!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Rather lovely stuff
have a hearty woo

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# nice font jiggery :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# what no fish pun
?
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Good News, The clone reinforcements have arrived...Bad News..

mmmnnnnggh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Svenno-vasion!
hahah this has reminded me of Eoin McLove
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# brilliant, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# haha this is great
but at first i thought it was a trooper hosting the Jeremy Kyle show....
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# GET A JOB! THERE'S A CHILD INVOLVED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# urgh he does my head in >:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# well at least you wouldn't
need to make them lunch
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# haha
it's like a children's entertainer's nightmare.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
Terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Some serious mix up with DNA there then
Standards have dropped on Kamino
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Jango's fetted!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# haha!
Brilliant.
Edit: Just found this....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# YAY
I'm going to have to try and fir all of my b3ta day into the next ... 12 minutes.

This is very very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Apologies for poor quality optimisation

Bigger but still crappily-optimised version here . One day I'll learn how to optimise properly...
Edit: many thanks for kind words, everyone...
(londoner, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Bart Simpson...
age 84
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# eat my diapers!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I rather like this
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# this is chuffing sooper
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# wheee!
lookatimgo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Excellent
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hello (again)
*waves* (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# you waving at me ya dobber?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# am i waving my dobber at who?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# yay
looks optimised enough to me,

stick width=280 after img if you want it twice the size
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Tried it...
looked terrible....!
(londoner, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# hahah ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ha haha
tops
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# bbbbrrrrrmmmmmm.
*squints. is that damien hirst?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# go Gramps go!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# beep beep! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# i want one of those
so i can pretend be old and run everyone over
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
I think I do as well then
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
# i want one so that i can tinker with the electrics
and get it to go 40mph
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# That's really good
a bit Python-esque
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Top stuff.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# looks pretty damn good to me.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# this is very cool
I would like to see more of them.

Get to work bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Excellent
I likes
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:00, archived)
# i like it.
*awards 3 internets*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
I love this and i don't think the optimisation make it look bad at all woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)
# this is superb.
love the attention to detail.
top stuff. :)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I should not draw on my trousers


But i did it anyway.. and got odd looks on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# needs more "Elvi's" tag
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# did you draw it on your bumbum?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# the one saving grace is that it's on the leg
and not the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# is that
Camden Council's logo on your jeans?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# what's wrong with a picture of frodo and gollum fighting over the ring?
i think it's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *cough*wrong finger*cough*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# With two hands ripping at your anus
One finger isn't gonna make much difference!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# i wrote a song about goatse recently...
but my mic is fecked.*
your post reminded me about it. cheers.

*-could be the battery
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Voice of experience?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Only from b3ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# you should have
done it with bleach
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Now Hiring- Weddings, christenings...
(I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# mictoboy's had him
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *walks like john wayne*
yeah, not sure that statement is entirely accurate...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
#
had
been had by
tom-ay-to
tom-ah-to


=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# he looks like my Granny
 
:)



(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# that would be an appleing joke
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# core-se it would
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# haha
if my gran had the O RLY owl's eyes, I wouldnt fucking hate her and wish she was dead.

/not being harsh, honestly. you'd understand if you met her.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# my gran has owl eyes
that explains why I don't hate her
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
#
plastic goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# ^^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Cor! (e)


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# does he want
to play a game?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# ARGHHHHH you bastard
i just lost :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# damn, i wasn't
thinking of that game
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# arghhhh
you did it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# damn YOu caused me to.
i hadn't made the mental connections.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# haha. I'm immune
www.lost.eu/4ac4c
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# no, I think you will find it is
www.lost.eu/66763
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yay! how is it going for you?
I lost once already :(
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah me too
I keep forgetting to spam ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Global Therom-nuclear war?
/Broderick
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Awsome film!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# ohhh i want to
be the russians
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# In soviet Russia...
/ac.. no wait
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ...people want to be you?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Why you piggy-eyed sack of shit!
/Coleman
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# the fear
that gives me it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# that's ace
I saw Pulse last night - this picture is better than that film.

Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Multicoloured Head-Swap Shop


Cos of this

got too bored to do it any better than this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Yay!
Cheers, guv!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
what have you done to maggie philbin?


i thought she was a loony these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# holy shitty fuck
Chegmunds on the right looks EXACTLY like my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# or...
phil mitchell with hair
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# holy shitty fuck
my brother looks like phil mitchell with hair!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# less red?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# O_O
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Anyone here actually do a 'swap' on swap shop btw?
Not that I ever did
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i only know who two
of those people are
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
That's excellent.

Is Keith Edmonds trying to crush Barney to death?
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# That's Posh paws!!!!
Barney, indeed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# that's posh paws
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Who?
I never watched Swap Shop.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Hello
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Hello Aphex
*flaps*
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Hurrah!
how's it going missy?

*flails*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I'm still knackered
I just come back from holiday.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)
# holiday's are supposed to be relaxing
where did you go and what did you do and did you have a nice time?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# The Lake District
Climbed a mountain
Rowed a boat
Swam in a lake

It was super thank you. :)
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# I was going to swap
posh paws with Craven but frankly couldn't be arsed any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# I admire your dedication.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ha ha ha
I bet micto's had all of them, and that John Craven was the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Yep, it's very emo. I'll be better soon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Awww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *hugs*
*manly hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# *sniff*
cheers Minky.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# no worries
now get off me you big gayer
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Damn!
*tries to hide lube*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *hugs knees*
I'm single too. Shall we get some pistachios and watch Steel Magnolias together?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# i knew you were gay
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# aye well at least i dont get married to my gal-pal to try and hide it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# who did that?
*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# some cunt


couldn't think of anything witty, so that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# good lad
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# I'd love to.
Be right round.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# excellent
I'll plump up the throw cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# What a fine host you are, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Pistachios?
Amateur.

You need this:

*gets out big tub of Haagen Dazs Dulce de Leche*
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# wahey!
you coming too?

*gets out big tub of Haagen Dazs Cookies und Beruhigungsmittel*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# This was tooo obvious!
Haagen Dazs Cookies und Beruhigungsmittel lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha
nonsense.

my Haagen Dazs Cookie und Beruhigungsmittel is an absolute knockout.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# mmmm
nothing like a valium flavoured ice cream the mellow up to.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# This is a genius idea..
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:31, archived)
# since 1882
www.b3ta.com/board/7625745
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I will go anywhere for ice cream
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
# haha :D you certainly will after trying my ice cream
Definition of "Beruhigungsmittel"

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# awww
*manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# Out of morbid curiosity
what where the circumstances behind the break up?

I too am recently single (although I never lived with the bitch...)
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# ohhhh god.....
I'd rather not go into it all again. You do have my sympathies, though - it's a really shit place to be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# thats fair enough
And you have my spympathies too.

I'll have a spazz back and look for myself
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Awww
know how you feel man. Just recently myself as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# B3TA:
The collective place to heal broken hearts
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:27, archived)
#
I'd be happy with a good shag, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I know the feeling
but I've not been single long enough to consider men.
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hehe...
I'm intrigued that you read that as an offer.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:38, archived)
#
Tongue firmly in cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:50, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I don't think there's anything I can say to redeem myself


*man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:04, archived)
# ->QOTW
seems that they are onto some sort of b3tan breeding program
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# aw matey!
I know what you mean. as my sig says.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Bless you, sir, and commiserations.
*raises glass in comradely salute*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I'm not fresh but I'm deffinately bitter
Horrays for collective B3ta depression!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:39, archived)
# C'mon lads - Group Hug!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:44, archived)
# I'm not enjoying going around replying to everything as quickly as I can do in a vain effort to cram b3ta into my busy lifestyle
it makes me feel really insincere.

That's beautiful.

*man hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)
# That's as may be, but I appreciate the response all the same.
Thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:52, archived)
# :,( Vrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooooommmmm!
*Drive-by huggings galore*

/Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeches round teh corner out of sight...
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:51, archived)
# 'ningles all.
Nickities left right and centre this week. I'm a bit rushed so just a quickie this week (Oh stop tittering.
I seem to be getting this distinct impression that Zoo and Nuts have traded places over the last six months.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# three letters
starts with f
=P

ning squire!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# fun!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# fox
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# fly?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# fop
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# fag
*smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# fur?
you dirty yiffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# FIB!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Fap?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# you dropped this
w
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# he spends too much time at The Other Place :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# hmmm. 4rthur seems to be gone
c4mbodia?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# 4chan (NSFA!!!)
It's where many memes originated (e.g. FAIL)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)
# aha! somewhere else to pimp my t-shirts
i shall check that out (at home)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:16, archived)
# I doubt that would work
compared to them, b3ta is the embodiment of niceness, even on weekends

the place is rightful bearer of the title "Toilet of the Internet"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)
# fair enough. i want to see it tho. i durnst look at it in this crowded office
but the wikipedia entry makes it seem anarchic to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:26, archived)
# watch out they are behind the TERRORS GROUP Anonymous
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Anon delivers!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)
# but that would make it 4 letters
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# would a kitkat with 3 fingers be as popular?
NO! SO SHUT UP!:)
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# but i don't eat kitkat
so an un affected by its number of fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)
# fwap hasn't got 3 letters
now go to your room and think about what you've done
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# the "fap" spelling seems to be far more popular
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fwap
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fap
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# among the wankers, maybe.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# when typing with one hand only, one tends to use shorter words ;)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)
# tis tru
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)
# You dropped this
L
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)
# flibz!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)
# fug
or is that th
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)
# futh?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooogatu!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# oo-oo! oo-oo!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# DAMMIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Those dastardly scoundrels
used one of mine
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Did you submit it?
Got your name on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)
# I was surprised when they asked actually
I stipulated one of the conditions for publication was full credit to me, which they've done
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# How dare they!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Sellout!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Ning!
They gaz'd me asking to use 2 of mine.
Is it likely they'll appear even though I've said no, do you reckon?
(random_monkey Dosadno mi e, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# i've never got one of these mysterious gazzes
they just stole one of my pics and printed it twice.

cunts. give me a gaz! there must be something ive done nice! cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I said they COULD use one of mine
and they still haven't... probably cos I asked them to credit it as joe scaramanga@B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# they asked me a while ago,
but i asked them to credit b3ta.com and they've not used it yet
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# if they do and you've expressed that they not use them then it puts them in a very liable position.
if you can prove it's all your own work.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# zoo gaz'd me this week about one of mine...
i asked for something from their extensive mountain of sponsored freebies in lieu of the cash, or else it was a big fat no!

not expecting a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)
# this is what i plan to do
supposing i do something that appeals to them.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I'm still waiting for them to mail me one of their models.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:21, archived)
# shelly has just got a new paint job
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# HAHA!
marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That is excellent
Turtles have weird scary heads.
(Pachey, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# no, turtles is cute, they always look a little sleepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# except when go ninja on your ass!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# like victor meldrew
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:59, archived)
# they're strangely
retractable
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha
Incidentally this press release hit my inbox this morning:

ZSL London Zoo is celebrating the birth of nine critically endangered Utila iguanas (Ctenosaura bakeri). Native to just one tiny Caribbean island, Utila, the tree-dwelling lizards are part of a European conservation breeding programme launched to save them from extinction. Affectionately known as Swampers – because in the wild they live in swamps – the dragon-like lizard babies have never been born at the zoo before. They measure up to 15cm including a 12cm tail and are already enjoying a healthy diet of small insects and leafy greens! The species is so rare that the babies are being kept backstage ready to be exported next month to zoos in Spain, Poland and California to continue the breeding programme. Utila iguanas are unique because they are the only type of spiny-tailed iguana to live in mangrove swamps. The pregnant female also lays her eggs on sandy beaches, instead of in the mangroves. ZSL’s Curator of Herpetology, Richard Gibson, said: “The future of the Utila iguana is currently hanging in the balance, as their habitat, especially nesting beaches, is under threat from tourist and residential developments. It was less then 10 years ago that the species arrived in European zoos and the breeding project has proven so successful, it should ensure their long-term survival if something terrible were to happen in the wild.”

Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)
# only interesting animals deserve being saved from extinction
/sheds tear for chinese river dolphin
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# :(
there is no such thing as an uninteresting animal

/biologist blog
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ^this
The living world is fascinating
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)
# oh i'd say at least half of all animals can be got rid of
most fish, lots of beetles, shrews, frogs, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# the only ones we could really do without are humans and chimps
bonobos can stay
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:20, archived)
# yeah
chimps are cunts. as are most humans. bonobos and nice gorillas. and orangutangs only.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)
# we should start some environmental group
we need a fitting name, like people for the well deserved treatment of cuntish animals
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Sponges are fairly boring.
Even echinoderms ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)
# you are only jealous because if someone puts you in a blender
the results won't be a million new finnbars
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
# T2000 was a seasponge
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Surely this is a good thing?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Yay! Conservation zoos FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)
# Lizards! YAY!
I lurve lizards.
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Always heed the warning signs...


(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha winnar!
*clicks like a mofo*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)
# ha ha,
beware of motorway monster
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)
# Autobahn!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)
# pfft!
'licks;
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)
# hehehe
clickety woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)
# *Heeds*
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)
# or even...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hehe!
I love the explosion of surprise. :))
(I helped save b3ta! FOONLY, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 15:19, archived)

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