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# *deep breath* Right. 2nd try. VECTORS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# There's goo coming out my ears. I think it's my brain
That is very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I have this strange urge to say
'And now on Four'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Well, in that case - you should!
*records for posterity*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# 'And now on Five'
Dammit! You put me under too much pressure!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I can vaguely make this out
is it...er....er....

no, it's gone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# quick - you may just catch it!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# is it Gladstone Small's Porking Hammock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# No, Perkin Warbeck's Magic Newt.
Easy mistake to make, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Don't be down-hearted, now.
*offers nice cup of tea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Proper vectors!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# it's umm....
angular.
i likes it!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# what's your Vector, Victor?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7964183
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# ah
www.b3ta.com/board/7954183
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# not sure I'm with you on this one, mate
do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# it's obvious really...
www.b3ta.com/board/7934183
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *blocks on IM*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Oy You!
Explain this to me, it's been bugging me for days now... :x

www.b3ta.com/board/7960495
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Mandarin text for
"All The Nice Girls Love a Sailor"

I'm very sorry - I was in a *very* odd mood. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# thats lovely
very lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you've got an icon
I can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# student loans came in =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Does that make him REAL?
www.b3ta.com/board/7976926
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# bwahahaha
what a nonce. i'm probly not real. I've long believed I'm mates imaginary friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I've looked for them all day, these real folk
I don't think they're coming :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I haven't spotted any chauvinist god botherers with amazing jobs and brilliant senses of humour yet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# so are all you oldies A.I.s then
because thats indescribably awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# I thought I was real
but now I wonder....
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Strangely enough, lunch time seems to have been exactly the same as the rest of the day.
Oh well, it keeps him off the streets.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I can't make out what it's supposed to be...
other than very WOO!, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
It's not actually supposed to *be* anything really, I'm just messing with some vector software I've just re-discovered.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I gathered, it's very lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# most kind, sir
most kind.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooooh pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Just like you, my dear Fae.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Awwwww, you're such a charmer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# haha!~
whenever I say anything like that to him indoors I get
'What are you after' or 'What have you done NOW?'
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# All in the delivery, my good sir...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# :D
I'm so optimistic...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# *looks forward*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:07, archived)
# woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Angular!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Teh Quo?
Wooity!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hehe - sadly no. But thank you, all the same.
www.b3ta.com/board/7978154
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] oh noes hitler won!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Excellent
He's sunk Wales, Scotland and Ireland.

Hitler was a cunt ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yes. Yes he was
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hitler was a GENIUS if he sunk Wales, Scotland and Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# not scotchland or Eire
you fool
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Not Wales either you complete bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# hmm,
failing to see a reason to keep it.
Ireland gave us Whiskey and Guinness
Scotland gave us Gordon Brown and The Proclaimers

the only people I'd want to save from Wales are currently living south of the Severn so they're safe :P
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 16:21, archived)
# AMERICA JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# airports!!
cheap german flights to the rest of the fatherland!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I vant ein ticket to Affenhosen please bitte
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Harrison Fjord and current 'squeeze'...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# how many things have you changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Just...
...the hue of Calista's top.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Haha
I like the jaunty angle he has his helmet at.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# 'Disch isch how ve vare dem ven ve're not rowingsch de longboatsch...'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I think he's living like this

(filename it)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# hagar?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# i don't care what anyone says, i would schtup the thrubbing out of her.
six ways from bloody sunday mate.
*nudge*
*nudge*
*wink*
*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I would tie her down and feed her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I think that's pretty much what he has planned
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Not enough fatty content.
Unless he's had a dig around with a coat hanger first.


I've just made myself feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Man fat has a few calories in it, it's a start.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Not enough for her needs.
I shall smear her in lard, inside and out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# use wire wool
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Not a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# you'd clog the motor
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Careful, you might get just spam overexcited here.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's not how I would describe how you've made me feel
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# angry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# No, just uncomfortable and wishing to forget whatever it was I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I WOULDN'T WITH YOURS
BUT I DO LIKE HOW SHE RESEMBLES AN APPLE
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# BALLISTA FROCKTART
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *mangonels roughly*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Trireme as I might, I can't get away.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Oh
Trebuchet!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# HAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I wonder if Flockhart's mother ever finds it weird
What with her having a crush on her daughters other half when she was a kid.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Lookin' Good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Julian Clary's going out with Sandi Toksvig now?
now there's a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# fuckin' 'ell
thats sinister

but do they milk?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I got a graphics tablet


true story... its taking a bit of time to get used to... still better then my mouse...
(That Random Guy, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i know the feeling
but i am also getting better
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# heheh
the first thing I drew with my tablet was a self-portrait

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Then you are fail.
Everyone knows the first thing has to be a cdc.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# I know :(
and I missed my 10k

I am enormo fail at teh b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ^this
I also missed my 10k
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# They need to update the FAQ
For the new millennium.

they can't expect us to deliver 21st century b3ta-ing with 20th century FAQs.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# mind you I've got a cracker for my 20k
it's very soapy

but at this rate it'll be next year
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Magenta Cox!
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Nice cox
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# haha
A couple of cocks:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and absolutely filthy compo entry


to save on ris-ing
www.phespirit.info/derekandclive/come_again_05.htm
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Light aircraft eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You are DTH
with less paint
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Don't be a meany (to Mofaha, Duh!)
Duh!)Woo! unt Yay! to the pun!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7976212
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# *gleees*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hello
are YOU real?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# eh?
i dont know?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahaha!!!
...tore through the diaphragm...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# straight through the nylon underwear !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Lobsters?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Hooray for Derek and Clive!

"If you were in a competition to find the World's biggest cunt, you'd come second."

"Why second?"

"Because you're such a cunt."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha,
Notes down for later in the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Another good but less sweary one when people are drunk is:
"You're as thick as two short plonks."

"Planks!"

"You're welcome."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# haha
I don't think I could tell that to American people :(
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# I thought that said "Poo full of shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# FGM
Here's to Mushroom, because no one else had a better suggestion.



Click the pic if you're rissing.

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# eeeep!
Was she going to give you the full details, but her lips were sealed?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# *vomits a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# madiha has no labia
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# it doesn't say she does...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Yuk!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I only have two more after this.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hello KK.
Don't normally see you about at this time of day.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Hello!
I have no school today! ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I also have no school!
But loads of work and waiting for the missus to give birth.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Ooh
Oh, is she due very soon, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Due next saturday
so it could be any day now.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ooooh
Congratulations in advance on that, then. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Cor, I wasn't aware you were still doing these

would you do one of me please?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Yes I would.
Just give me your description, please. :]

hair length/color
eye color
height
anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Oooh, me too please :)
Long dark brown hair, about half way down my chest, dark blue eyes, about 6 foot, and typically wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Hokay.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Alrighty!

I'll gaz you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# noice!
He claims not to be Gordon Freeman, yet he clearly has glasses. Give him his crowbar!

/too much Half Life 2 blog
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# oak effect dalek


63(H) x 48(W) x 18(D). MDF frame, hardwood veneer with walnut inlay, hand-rubbed finish. Granite base. steel casters, leather sucker and fittings. £299.99 + shipping. Keep away from open flame.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Surely that means it is a...
Daloak....?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# I wooden go near it
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Yew would say that
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# tree puns in a row!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# leaf it out
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# It willownly get worse.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I bough down to this.
and all before it.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Stick with it and you might get better
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# leaf it alone
(edit: gaaah, beat me to it)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# You're barking mad
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i'm rooting for you
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# *groan*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# No. 1... The Larch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *pst*
It was No 3:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# *pssst*, no it wasn't :)
www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode03.htm
/not until later, anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:13, archived)
# smartarse:P
I think it must have stuck in my head as it was on Paramount last week.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# hehehe, you ok fella? How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# this is like an executive darlek right?
goes to country clubs, isn't very good at golf
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Socially he's a bit wooden
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i hear his wife's a real beech
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# she left him in the larch
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# he's pining for her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# after she found those messages from his secretary on his Palm
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# his secretary was alway very frond of him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# I conker
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# He's chestnut a one-woman type of bloke
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# LAMINATE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# DALEKS!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Class.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# they be vere fluffay


(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# nice
it will go well with my mfi kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# You'll never lose the sink plunger again...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# That is GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That is just excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# *pssst*
www.b3ta.com/board/7977759
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# 63x48x18
What?
Centimetres? Millimetres? Inches?
It is quite wonderful!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
#
Lightyears.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# The metric systems ruined the daleks
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# OoooOOooh,
that I like.
Can you put drinks in it?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# The wet bar attachment is extra.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yays you win one of these
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# :D
I'd like to thank b3ta, the Cyber Controller, and my mother. Free Tibet! Leave Britney alone! Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# *watches Ishamael and his missus Paltrow everywhere*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# I Want One!
Very nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *delete's half finshed Abbey Road image*
Very good sir...
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# it's bindun anyway
with george replaced
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Here's a small, smiley mammal...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Can I eat you?
*detects edible*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# can I milk you?
*detects creature milking glands*
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Arf arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# those teeth...
He stole maddie!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh how woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# TJ
guess who doesn't have cancer? its me! apparently i've chipped a rib and every time i breathe it pulls the chip away from the rib so it can't heal and hurts lots. thats a relief. i've celebrated by buying more fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Congratulations on merely being broken, not diseased
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# thank you
i'm much happier now. though apparently i have a hideously high blood pressure for a 20 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Oh dear.
My girlfriend managed to bring hers down in a couple of weeks just by reducing salt in her diet.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# yeh
i've got no sense of smell so i salt the fuck out of every meal just so as i can taste something. if its a choice between high blood pressure and tasteless food its not really a competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Yeah, I know what you mean.
Apparently I'm a fairly heavy seasoner myself
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# anything i make has to contain a hefty dose of both salt and pepper
ground chilli's are always nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Careful though.
Don't want to have a heart attack.

Benecol! And.....erm....vegetables!

Don't use salt until you've had 6 bites of your food. If, after the 6 bites you still think it needs it, use half what you would and then have 12 bites. That's how I weaned my dad off salt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hmmm... it always needs it though...
have you ever had that low sodium salt stuff? its the worst thing ever. it makes everything taste like stomach acid.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# I tried it a few weeks ago, my girlfriends mum swears by it.
Absolutely hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# when i used to work at a cinema
we used to make the popcorn and see how salty we could make it. when you put five times as much salt in as you're supposed to its amazing. getting giddy off evil amounts of salt is strange.
all this food talk am making me hungry, should go for the sammich or pasta?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Have a salt sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Nope, I only use a little salt on eggs, that's it.
Try the 6 bits/12 bites thing, it worked for my pa. I'm not a dietician, my family just come to me for medical advice because I've read some books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Surely you season things like steak?
I season most things, but I also eat a lot of vegetables, comfortably more than 5 portions a day.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Nope. Steak gets pepper and garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# try frying thinly cut steak in garlic butter with a little bit of lemon juice.
that is sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# thats something i need to sort out. i'm lucky if i eat one.
i console myself with the fact that i drink a lot of fruit juice and eat plenty of bread but i guess that just doesn't cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# It's just getting into the habit I guess.
I normally have onions and carrots in just about everything I cook, and a glass of fruit juice, so I'm on 3 already.
Then just a couple of extra veg, it's not too difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# actually i forgot about onions.
do things like lettuce and cucumber count? cos i have them in sammichs most days.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# They count, but you need a fair amount of them.
Something like a quarter of a lettuce, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# cool thats much better than i thought then
does anyone find attractive women advertising fiber drinks on tv unsettling?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Yes, I do.
I also wonder why they don't just eat a few vegetables now and again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Most stuff does not really need seasoning
I forgot to buy new salt for a while and now I don't bother putting it on much.

A bit of pepper is good on steak but it certainly doesn't need any salt, not unless you've bought the bland tasteless crap they tend to sell in supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I normally buy good quality steak from the local market,
I just find salt brings out the flavours. Especially on the fat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# definatly
lamb really needs as well. get a good handful of sea salt and rosemary and rub that into the fat of belly lamb and that's more or less heavenly.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I think the best thing in the world is a leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That's excellent, yay for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# good news!
now do allen carr
well, not DO, obviously. Eeuw.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# wahey
congrats with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Aww!
nice teef
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Hmm
his head shape and ears seem to resemble that of Darth Vaders...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *gives*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# \o/
I shall call him Nigel Smythe.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Woo! Have a friend for him :)
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# haha! excellent stuffs.
same goes for FWM's pic, up there ^ *points*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha!~
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Took me a while!

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Just a few more points and that DTH cup is yours
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# haha :)
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Sometimes spelling things wrong works better.


Apologies if like me you have just had a KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I've eaten their food twice in my life
with a decade gap between the two. I can still recall the greasy pop of the meat as I bit into it.
(dara o'briain, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Their gravy is.......amazing.
Best thing in the world, is KFC gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ^this^
with a massive gravy-greasy hard on.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
#
www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/recipe.php?recipeid=376
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# YAYS!
My best friend will marry you for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# buy a hat!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've got four.
A tricorner hat, a beret, a bobble hat and a trilby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# it'll be a trilby hat wedding
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Ah, so the secret ingredients are MSG and salt.
Good old fashioned cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I've eaten there once, in Mexico City
with sexy results
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I'll sexy your results in a minute if you're not careful.
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Phoar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oh god
It's like chewing on a crispy condom filled with hair and frogspawn.
It's one of the worst fast food places.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Anybody who eats KFC
deserves anything that happens to them, not apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# The KFC in our town is one of the few franchises left
so it's really clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Hugh Fearnley-Whatsisface
will be turning in his grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# He can fuck off, with his lack of hairstyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# This^
I've been blah-ing on about the plight of battery chickens for yonks and nobody listened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Shouldn't you be glad he's bringing it to the attention of a bigger audience?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# maybe
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's because most people are twats.
Like that one on his show:

"Free range costs a couple of quid more and as a single parent I can't possibly afford that even though, as a 24 stone single mother I clearly have enough money to spend on chips."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Manwife and I had £20 to do this week's shopping.
And I still made sure we bought free range. There. Is. No. Excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# ^ This, with organic knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# That woman seriously looked as though she was hiding a medium-sized family
under her clothes.

Urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I'm not exactly skinny myself
but I don't kid myself that it's anything except too many calories and not enough exercise.

But in general I'd rather eat slightly less nice stuff rather than extra crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Likewise, my sylph-like days are *long* since gone...
but I agree, quality over quantity every time.

That women got right up my nose, though -
"So what was your reaction to that disgusting intensive Chicken Shed?"
"Well, that's what it's all about, innit?"

Hooray for well-reasoned argument.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I quite agree!
and after my one, I've sworn it'll be my last.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# this wins
the world.

W/Y/H/C etc.

Hmm.. think it might be time for a new awesome-o-pard comic...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Thank you!
but /C? .....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Cluckin' Bell
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# w/y/h
The best part about this KFC sign - the chicken bill opens and closes and the eye moves around. But the food is utter crap.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=76NgW1pRvyM
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# No need to apologise.
I just can't eat that filth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# McCann photofit?
Does anyone else think that the photofit of the McCann abductor resembles the late great George Harrison?

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article3219862.ece

(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# No.
next link please.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# A whale, you say?
In the Thames, you say?

The fact that it's still on the Board might give some indication...

/edit gone now but still...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Gah.
Apols.

First time for everything.

I didn't see it on there... were just discussing at work. I didn't think it looked like him until this happened.... and even then....

(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No biggie...
if you edit that ^ into your original post then you'll be more or less compliant, and then people will wonder what all the bumming is about!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# TRAITOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# No pic = no win.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Your all wrong
but I applaud your Jengafail.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# At least everybody else who thought so
had the decency to photoshop it onto the Revolver album cover.

You're just lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I am amused by the fact that it was always the Revolver cover
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Easiest one to do I guess
as it's just scribblings anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# your finger is right on the pulse of hot new stories!!

phone bbc news
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Hey, did you photoshop that all by yourself?
no wait, you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Nowt changes here then......
FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# why not glance back at what's been posted on B3ta in the last 24 hours
and answer that yourself.
Or if you haven't got that much time on your hands, just look at the first image on the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# You are breaking unwritten board laws.
This angers me. Rah rah rah.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# twisting the laws of reason and logic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I am going to rape you in the face with my sex cock
/ac

sorry

Have we decided yet if we're looking at his front or his lower teefs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# have an Esler, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# I'm skulking
off to hide until you all forget about this.

I hate mondays.
(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# haha!~
yer twonk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I got off reasonably lightly there.
* sigh *
(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Did mediocre use lube then?
He's such a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# They were waiting....
poised like a troupe of unforgiving death-otters, leashed to the wrists of the bloodthirsty board-nazis, waiting for Rastus to fail.

Nah, my fault as I say... 1) didn't check piopular posts and 2) no pic.... normal service now resumed. They'll never have a piece of me again.
(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Watch out
There's Board Nazis about. Not posting a picture makes them cry.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# not at all
(originally posted saturday night)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# No.. But I know your a...
www.b3ta.com/board/7977447
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# * sigh *
yissss.
(I helped save b3ta! Rastus made a twat of himself on the main board on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# It's monday. I'm bored.
Need Chloe.

What should she do to entertain us?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# play scrabble
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Thats hot
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *gives you hamster luv*
*fuzzle fuzzle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# YESES
My mates have hammies, and they're supercute. I just has a lizard. She's gorgeous though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Lizards are cute
But at the moment have a real thing for hamsters. I'm hoping to get one soon. Haven't found the right one yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# My friends gerbil had babies a few years ago.
The runt of the litter was a couple of centimetres long when I saw them
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# AWWW
Stop, I shall explode with all the fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I miss my gerbil


My wee Basil :3
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# When we had gerbils, one of them had an operation,
it had to wear a big plastic collar so it didn't bite out his stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# My basil had an op.
But he didnt get a collar, I just had to watch him like a hawk. Fortunately after the first few times I told him off, he stopped nibbling. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ok, that's just tooooo cute.
(dara o'briain, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I burried a mouse this morning
It looked a bit like that hamster (it had fattened up for the winter I assume)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Aaw
Poor wee mousey
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Oh well, it died the way it lived...
...being tortured to death by a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I shouldn't laugh....
..... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I buried this rat recently


(though by "buried", I mean "triple-bagged and dumped in wheelie bin")
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# What!?
It had eaten ALL my pasta, ALL my noodles and one bite from every stock cube.

Utilising the cavity walls, it was also raiding the neighbour's kitchen. It deserved everything it got. (And at least it was swift - one quick blow is much better than Death By Cat.)

Also, as it clearly Destroyed The Brain, it won't be returning in zombie form. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# [nice trap...shiniiieee]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I doubt it died very quickly
missed the neck by a long way and even came short of the majority of the brain.

That's pretty fucking horrible.

Please can you replace it with a picture of a baby in the same state. Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah cos baby humans aren't animals
?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# No, they are puking & shitting noise machines
(and for some reason I have the song "I'm just a love machine" in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I apologise for confusing you
what I mean is, this is no place for pictures of dead babies so it should stand to reason that violently killed animals of any species are equally unwanted
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Hmm, good point.
OK, if a few more people object, I'll take it down.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Apology accepted
I am easily confused.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# There was no sign of a struggle or other distress.
(The trap was in a cardboard box: there were no scratches on it where the rat had expired. Neither had it bled in the slightest.)

I appreciate your concern for its suffering though - I'm not a fan of animal cruelty in any form*. I was glad my trap got it instead of the poison the neighbour had put down. Also, putting the trap in a narrow space (said cardboard box) ensured it approached the trap end-on, thus getting the full force of the spring; if it comes in from the side it gets a weaker whack, is only injured and so dies more slowly.

Edit:
* though to clarify, I'm not a vegetarian and have no problems with vermin extermination. Just so long as it's quick.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# but why show it off?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Because I was as pleased to catch it as I was disgusted to find I had a rat in my house to start with.
I'm not here to troll or offend though, so if a few more people object, I'll delete it again.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Blimey
The rats in the westcountry are so unafraid of humans you can take 'em on mano-a-ratto, queensbury rules.

Or just shoot them with an air rifle.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Do the hokey-pokey
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# she should play a nice game of patience.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# kick ninja butt
in a steamy japanese bath house.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ...and THEN play Scrabble?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# WHILE playing Scrabble

of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Hold back the floodwaters
with her mighty boosewhams
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# eat cheese and crackers
then wash it down with cider
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Use pliers to make blood blisters on Roy Hattersley's nose, then burst them
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Watch BBC News24
Followed by some intense letter-writing to the Times editor.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# This please
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# something that'll make her big floppy chebs hang out..for a change
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Well, if you insist!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Force that shirt on.
Than force it off :)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Rawr
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Chloe giving Patrick Moore a sexy massage.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Silly Jack
ANYTHING Chloe does entertains us.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Indeed.
Jack makes it so hard for us not go all furry...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# They're just cartoons!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Hunt down and kill Andre Aggasi's secret werewolf children.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# jump a motorbike over a shark infested tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Due to your persistent and irrational refusal to draw French maids
I was forced to make this:

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Chloe's been in a Maid's outfit plenty of times.



(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# a really difficulty Sudoku puzzle
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Play strip chess
against the recently deceased Bobby Fisher
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Masseuse Chloe?
Seems like it would be up her street...
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Foiled!
Unless she wants to graduate to a Thai "soapy" massage?
(I helped save b3ta! wangmaster2000, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Re-roast text changed to a less sweary version


gay shift roast, you may roast in this thread.

/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# This is also really bloody cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# FAB
Dum dudda dum (i'll stop there)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# In that case... a repost from the small hours...

Click for big, NSFW version
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That is very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Haha :D
Go on then, I'll roast on oldie.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Imagine the confusion the visible panty-line could cause
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Reposts from last night, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# WOW, WHAT A SMOOTH SMOOTH ANIMATION!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm not sure whether to be flattered or suspect sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:39, archived)
# moving away from red lines...........
kaleidoscope type things are the way forward...



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Oooooohhh.......
Where's a ten-bag when you need it?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# *tea-bags*
oh, ten bag

*keeps tea-bagging*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# dunno about that
but these twins are HOT!

k53.pbase.com/u/sarahswamps/upload/274414.twins.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# FORBIDDEN!
bah link wont work for me

(is it bad that I saw the words "hot" and "twins" that I just had to click without any hesitation?)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'm still clicking
in the hope that it will work sooner or later.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
k53.pbase.com/u/sarahswamps/upload/274414.twins.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nope
I click, it no work
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That's exactly the same link
so it dooesn't work either.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Phwoar!
Bit young tho?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Phwoar!
*Punches groin*
Wake up, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Ahhhh, in my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i enjoy the funkyness of this.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# mmm...
...coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# hmmmmmm
is it a reference to this:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7195500.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# RE: sig
Empire movie quote quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# nope, just been watching the Incredibles again :D
Easily my fave Pixar film, although REALLY looking forward to "WALL-e"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Ah
I've been plugging away at this www.empireonline.com/quote_quiz/ and that was one of the "easy" quotes...

it's really badly coded but great fun
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# awww ya gotta register to play and I cant be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I resent that!
I don't need coffee to do stupid things fast and with energy! I'll have you know I'm a very fast paced idiot!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Is that Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Looks like her to me
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Coffee = Miscarriage
according to today's internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Pile. Of. Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# No thanks
I'll just have the coffee:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# ^ this
I bet I could drink loads of coffee and never miscarry
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# your statement is backed by SCIENCE!
CONCLUSIONS:: There is little indication of possible harmful effects of caffeine on miscarriage risk within the range of coffee and caffeine consumption reported, with a suggested reporting bias among women with losses before the interview. The results may reflect exposure misclassification and unmeasured heterogeneity of pregnancy losses.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Eyyyy
I can do science, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# what if you put a straw in your bellybutton and make the baby drink espresso while 25 weeks into the gestation period?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# it will mutate into a human/coffee bean hybrid.
with ten arms, two heads, and will be incredibly hyperactive.

It will also be able to spray caffiene out of its armpits when threatened.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# You-a give birth to maaaaario
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ^
?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# *makes a big sad face*
It's a wonder I'm alive though. My mum lived on coffee and fags in the 80s, including the period where she was pregnant with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^This
plus rumbaba's and it was the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I blame my mum not finding out she was pregnant until month 5 for my tolerance to green
She had very irregular periods as it was, so thought nothing of it, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Coffee?!
Tea! Tea, damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# You can have both.
Although not in the same cup. It's HORRID, cotteea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this^
tea allows you time to be more considered with your stupidity.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# To be fair, you would say that.
You and tea have a long running affair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# urgh on both counts


I might send this out ^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I would.
Manwife's CV is lovely, it's got a big purple plant thing on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# bless!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# skip the p.s. bit and do it
I'd hire you

unless I found you'd nicked the idea off someone ;D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I was thinking about taking it out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# nice one prog
i've just finished a now one of mine, they are beked bean can lables with all my details on the back of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# haha..I've actually seen that before :)

someone did it for their end of year show at college, it's a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Arse!
oh, well, i like the look of mine and there are 3 other pages with diffeent stuff on.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# aaah has yours been done in print?

this one was on an actual tin :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# not printed it yet
only digital copy, but you've given me an idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Different stuff being spaghetti hoops?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# nicely
although should it be, arrive at my job...on my face.

(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Prod
I hope you don't mind but...

..."which makes is easy to arrive at my job with a smile on my face".

You switched from MY to YOUR. Keep it personal with "MY".

If I received that I would give your application priority over all others.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# haha urgh..I changed that!!

fixed :)x
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# For the final flourish
I suggest you change the entire font to Comic Sans.
The font of professionals!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Hmm,
Would a employer give a He/she a passion job each day on your face?

apologies for grammar.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I think you should send it
without the p.s. bit

it might just do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Does considering every detail carefully
not include the accent on resume? (not that I know how to do them here)

and surely resume should be spelt 'CV'?

Apart from that, very good have a gold star. There's a couple of artwork jobs coming up where I work if you know anything about pharmaceutical artwork generation.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# I couldn't find the bloomin accent on the e :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I can never find it either.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# does anyone know which Chemical Brother she's going out with?
I thought it was the tall balding one but then someone told me it was the shorter curly haired chap.

Does she even know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# this one
www.nndb.com/people/100/000031007/simons.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# thats a shame
it would have been much funnier if it was taller one who is roughly 7 times her height
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Would have been.
This chap looks nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ^ him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Ed Whatsit
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# He is the shorter one with the curly hair
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# it is the tall balding, blond one
who used to have long hair.

Oh, apparently not. Google tells me both things. Even google doesn't know!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# No it definitely isn't
I saw a picture of them together.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# She sure seems to be enjoying that coffee
black as night and sweet as sin
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# OUCH!!!!!
that hurt.

Poor girl. I know this happens to a lot of women, but it seems to be happening a lot to famous people these days.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yasser Arafat.
As per Geoff the Clownfish's request.



What Wikipedia article is next?

Previously
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# hahah
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
and psssssssssssst!!!! threath?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# Yeth the threath of therrorithm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# haha i thee, of courthe.......thilly me i thuppothe
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# extreme shorthand
for threat of death
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# haha extreeeeeeeeeeeeeme shorthand.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# *bungees off bridge with dictaphone*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Sorry guv'ner.
*fixed*
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Arf! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:51, archived)
# did you get my email?
the one about the twins and the..


oh, forget it

just seen your reply
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Now send me one with twins please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# LOL
but remember, Palestinians fry their food in

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
*flollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffft
Took me way, way too long to understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# haha!~
EXCELLENT!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ..

As the box suggests, click pic for everything

For those that don't know the story, click HERE
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I got one of those mankini things for christmas
strange present.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# are you wearing it now?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
# no
I've only tried it on over my clothes so far. I'm saving it for a special lady.

Any interested parties, please gaz me your home address, tel no. and email address along with a non-fake pornographic picture of yourself doing something with the vegetable and or sausagemeat of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# NO-ONE?
*tops self*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# I am
but the things you want in return worry me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# I'll settle for "art"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I shall wait for my gaz
with 'bated breath.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# haha!!
that paxo and his massive unsupported undercarridge!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:44, archived)
# hahaha
bet you enjoyed making that too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:47, archived)
# haha!
yeeeeeessss
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:48, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# brilliant.
and remember folks, we saw it here first.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Oh god
That... is quite something!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 21 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)

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