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Metropolitan Police Watercolour Division discover Mark Speight's suicide note

pretty pictures

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

good dotmund

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Pootle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm tired of these

The guy woke from a coke binge to find his girlfriend had killed herself in the bath, spent a few months having a pack of cunts take the piss, and ultimately felt shit enough to hang himself, and still a pack of cunts are still taking the piss.

Give it a rest, for the love of God.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm sure he

was checking b3ta every day and that led to the inevitable tragedy of him taking his own life. I know the first thing I'd do if a loved one died in horrific circumstances is check the board.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

yeah

cos that's the whole point, isn't it? course he wasn't fucking checking b3ta.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

Well, what other cunts

other than us have been taking the piss? You seem to imply that's what led to him deciding to take his own life.
Celebrities dying has been fodder for b3ta for years and years and I for one hope it doesn't stop. I can't wait for Blessed to cark it.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

You mean you can't wait for him to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

i wonder how many thatcher pictures

are poised and ready to go..?

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahaha, when that day comes, I'll have a week long holiday from b3ta :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

When that day comes

we'll all be having a week long holiday anyway

*unpacks bunting*

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matsimpsk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 0:22, archived)

Hahah, most haven't waited

I've seen a fair few hopefuls!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahahaha.

Cracking.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

In some kind of diving accident

would be best.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

for goodness sake

it used to be a badge of honour to get the first joke in after a minor 'celebrity' died

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

Still is!

Blimey, I get pretty much ALL my obituary goodness from b3ta :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
More Than Ever Hour After
Our Work Is Never Over

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

and you'll neeeever walk, aloooooone, you'll neeeeeeever walk, alooooone

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

It's true

b3ta drove him to suicide. And yet the world turns!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

we did? excellent

*chalks up another b3ta fatality*
*emails board link to jamie oliver*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Office lol #2

* I am loving you lot today...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

can we copy Graham Norton in on it as well?

and Paul Burrell

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

and Sharon Osbourne

Oh also, cc anyone who wears a jacket and jeans (can I do special requests?)

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

It's ups and downs, ups and downs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Ha, thats exactly what I thought of

The fat faced fucking fuck. What a fucker.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Quo?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Don't be stupid....

The Quo are harbingers of destruction... even thinking about bringing about their demise is suicide.

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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

and the rest of them

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Oh come off it,

this is exactly the sort of thing that made b3ta great.

Just because you personally like someone doesn't mean that they are off limits for everybody else to take the piss out of. Next you'll be saying that jokes about Ian Huntley or Princess Di are in bad taste.

I've got a good one about Steve Irwin too...

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Does Ian Huntley

still have his moose?

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

It was rehomed at a moose sanctuary in Stratfod.

But sadly some vandals broke in and killed it one night.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

I'm surprised he wasn't locked up

for aiding and abetting.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Meh, it's b3ta, I'd not expect any different

It does still feel too raw for me though, I'd like to know all the facts and at least give people a chance to grieve

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

did you know him well?

well enough to actually be able to justify your emotions being raw about it?

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Pootle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

My emotions aren't raw

I didn't know the guy, I didn't even like his tv show!
The situation is raw. Humour is a healing factor, and I do believe there's a place for jokes, it helps us move on is ultimately a healthy thing.
...but there is also a time, and it depends on it being joking about not personal digs. As I said- I didn't expect any different from b3ta, nor do I have a problem with the majority of posts I've seen on the subject, I'm just aware that I will be leaving it alone myself for a while, at least until all the facts are out and the family/friends has had chance to come to terms with it a bit.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

But, fromt he picture above

there is no speculation.

Fact one - he killed himself
Fact two - we now know he left a suicide note
Fact three - when he was alive he did a kids arty based programme thing.

All of those are represented above. The contents of the note we shall probably never know, however the poster chose a turn of phrase often associated with suicide.

There is nothing in the above post that I can deem offensive. Yes, someones death isn't something to revel in, but as far as a good idea goes, it isn't bad.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

It wasn't me who claimed to have a problem with this post

I've already said I don't. I said it's too soon for me to want to join in on the whole subject.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Yeah

it wasn't a direct 'at you' kind of post, more of a summary of concerns from the various posters.

I just wanted to be near the candle :(

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

*offers place under coat to enjoy it's burny, flickery glow*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

For someone without a problem,

you don't half harp on about it.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

Tell me about it!

*stops reading replies and feeling the need to clarify*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Can you clarify what you mean?

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

~nnnnnngh!~

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

How dare you!

Someone on television died! The fact that he wasn't a friend or family member or in fact had never been seen in person by someone doesn't mean that they can't have raw emotions about his death!

For shame!

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

HIS MOTHER READS B3TA

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

*leaves flowers for princess di*

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

I think we need a national memorial to the People's Pasta Painter

I'll never forget where I was when I first heard of Mark's death. So tragic. Such a wonderful life cut short in his prime.

I'm going to petition the government to have a book of condolences set up.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

a colouring book?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

There will be a small one

and also a really big on, laid out on the floor.

Every 10 seconds a klaxon will sound and the mourners will have to switch to writing in the other one.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

i've already left some badly made crepe paper daisies

on platform 3

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

I got a lawnmower

and cut the words "I'll miss you" on the pitch at Wembley in letters twenty feet high.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

you just don't know when to leave it be

do you? sick bastard.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

I think we should joke about Mark

Speight as much as possible.

As he committed suicide he's going to Hell, and, as such, is worthy of our poorly constructed and ill-thought-out jokes.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

I demand an enquiry

rolf harris ordered the australian secret service to kill them, I know it :(

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Edit: also, yes.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Aww, he's lovely!

Thank you :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

well said

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

you'd better get over to the talk board

someone just made a holocaust joke

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

That's ok

The holocaust is actually funny.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

lol jews

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Well, it would be

if it had actually happened.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

NOT FUNNY

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

he's gone too far.

seize him

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

Send him to

the Death Camp.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

I quite fancy a holiday.

Is it like Butlins?

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Stan Boardman is

the entertainment - so yes.

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

but some emotions are still raw about that

it's still far too soon to be funny

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Pootle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

dammit,

I actually went to look.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

for heaven's sake man

if you were over there, why didn't you quickly post one?

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

I don't make jokes about imaginary concepts.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

SEIZE HIM

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

que?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

as the internet police

I thought you should be informed of all distasteful jokes

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100% kitten better than ever, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Psst...

ready now.

Chocolate with vanlla frosting do you?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

*dives into*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

What is the source of these facts?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

what happened is sad.

but nothing is above comedy.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

nothing's above comedy

i agree.

1: this isn't actually funny
2: there's been hundreds of these and few of them have been funny

but whatever, obviously i'm in a minority here and the hide button's there for a reason

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

also well said

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

it's the unfunniness that's the main issue

Most of the post on the Mark Speight theme are just "LOL, look suicide, LOL"

It's possible to make a funny joke about a celebrity suicide, it just seems that most of the people who post about Speight are shit, and their posts lack comedy. Therefore, it just seems a bit sad.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Pretty much this

Although I do think DOTF's post is nicely done, it's topical at least rather than just being a badly 'shopped head onto a badly 'shopped body on a picture of a random train station

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Oh come on,

it's fucking hilarious.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

i've just realised

we're defending a dottie picture, we should all know better

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

Hang on, what?

Shit I didn't read the username.

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

idiot

it's a clever joke on a theme.

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

wind your neck in

people in the public eye dying have been good b3ta fodder for the nearly 6 years I've been a member
I don't see why it should stop now just because you feel some sympathy towards one of them.

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Pootle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

None of it means anythin to me

didn't know him, hadn't heard of him but finding the wandbagon getting repetitive tho....need a new one so we can overdose on that one

woops overdose.

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

Haa

you love mark!

*takes piss even more*

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Haha, superb!

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jonas is not my name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Waxy waxy

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backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

haha

cruelmund

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

well, quite a can of fracas has been opened by this post

but, I like it, personally. I fell it has more wit and technique than the vast majority of jokes on this subject and therefore, woo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

I watch smart all the time, actually.

I'm sad that they'll never be able to repeat any of the old ones again.

However, causing an internet argument makes me happy, so it's all swings and roundabouts.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

It's all win by you then

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

Well now, young Dotmund,

haven't we started a little hive of self righteous controversy, eh?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

Have this dreamboat:

Previouser

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

An improvement on both counts

have a woo on me

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Ahem

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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

I stand corrected....

erected and subjected.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

hahaha

*sexes*

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

*clicks . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

PHWOAR!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

phwoar

licks*

*bets it tastes salty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

No thanks....

* I have had three this morning

EDIT: Evidence www.b3ta.com/board/8290056

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

cor!

shiny.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Yes it is, isn't it?

I had to do it with my shades on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

yargh!

I've got the horn now

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

Shitting fucksticks this gives me the fear.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

~~fear~~ teh horn

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

FearHorn is the best kind of fear, I find.

Like having a wank on the tube.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

*bokes*

woo and click!

You took the shiyness of both and put it into one godawful craetion.

You MONSTER!!!!

*fetches pitchforks and torches*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

Passport control...

Full Story

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

hullo good Doctor

woo unt yay.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Red shoes?

Or are they his slippers

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

there's no place like home....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahaha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

is that El Gordo waiting to be fingerprinted?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

hahahaha

I head he flew himself.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Woo!

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

dems de breaks

bugger that doesn't work anymore - i forgot he's a germnan

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

to the Popemobile!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

I mitre seen that before . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

I see what you did there

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

You're so easily priest

It would be VICARious to say otherwise . . .
SEE! I goddit!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

I just can;t kick the habit

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Nun of us can!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

there's a real surplice of puns today

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

how rood

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

SHUT IT!

Or Aisle kick your apse!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

as if you'd get the chance-l

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

At least 20 times

But at least it's popeular

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

its not holy inappropriate to do it again

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

no need to get RC

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

He's incensed.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

I'm too old to altar now

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

I showed it to my catholic friend

and it rector . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Oof!

You cheeky primate.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

Pew and whos army?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

this

is funny.
a B3TA accomplishment

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

He's evil!

Evil, I tell you!

And whatever you do, don't click on this*

*-If you do click it and spaz out, don't blame me. EDIT: Blame the vatican.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Life's a beach...

A3 size

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

ooofffff

Challenging, but I like it.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha!

you evil get!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)

FOUR

You always see me as still being a little baby!

*runs away sobbing*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Ahhh

they grow up so quick! C];0p
hehehehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

hippy b4thday

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:50, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

Happy b3taday!

you old git

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

Hah! you'll be my age before you know it ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

3 Months 20 days!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

I know ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Stalker!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

ooh

i'm 7 months older than you.

happy b3taday

*gratuitous snogging*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

Cheers!

Better than birthday bumps at least!

...well, better than the kind you get when you're a kid at least

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

my snogging is better than any bumps!

*makes note to get "bumped" by PKM*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

Hah

You'll have to provide your own lube, but as long as you're covering the cost of parts I'm sure he'll throw the service in for free

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:57, archived)

HAPPY CANDLEDAY!

*glomps*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

yay!

*is glomped*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Happy cayke day

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

thanks!

...where is it?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:55, archived)

still in the oven...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Yay! Happy b3taday miss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

Thanks scary mask man!

Do you have any danish pastries for me?
/closer than me

...normal cake is fine, just trying to make it easy for you :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

CONGRUDALASHANS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

FANKINGYU

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

DANCE DANCE

WHERE EVER YOU MAY BE

'IT'S MY B3TADAY' SAID SHE

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Happy B3taday Jessie :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

*glomps*

Thanks sir :D

You still coming to the bash?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

The London one?

oh yes :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

GLEE :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

yup, it's all booked, paid for and suchlike :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

OH NO.

I'll be the one stumbling around by the bar :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

I'll be the one sipping fruit tea and remaining stone cold sober throughout :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

SURE. :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

honestly :)

/can't have alcohol :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ow. Poor soul. *hug*

It's overrated anyway.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

happy b3taday lovely lady.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

:D thank you sir!

Would you like me to sing for you?

*swallows some rusty nails*
*prepares ol' faithful rendition of 'God save the Queen'*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

*remembers J & Boy*

*winces*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

aha!!

MERRY B3TADAY MUUUUUUM!!
*super sonhugs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

Wotcha son!

...why aren't you at school?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

half term innit.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

HARPY B3TDAY MISS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Mmm, gin

...oh! thanks. Thank you :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

^ what they all said and possibly them as well ¬

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

~wibbles~

/is a lass though

Cheers mister

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

hahaha, took me a second, that did :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

what am I RISsing

edit: Ah, I see.
My assplosion pattern recognition's not great.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

Needs more wedding ring.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Ace!

Nice one.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Hehehe

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

ooo subtle.

woo!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

IN THE FUTURE

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

ZOMG TOAP LOL ETCETC

hello New Matt. How are you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

me, i'm ace

thank you

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

C'MON THE HOOPS!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

COME ON BARRY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

haha

I like this talk of Barry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

COME ON EILEEN

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

She's so dirty!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

oh, has she been preferred up-front to Jean Vinegar of Castlemilk then?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

strachans illegitimate love child?

not bloody likely

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:52, archived)

poor Eileen

kept out the team by pish like that :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

*does so*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

One for the Geordies

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

why aye man

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

good morning sir

as on previous occasions, I am here by virtue of man-flu. Today I shall mostly stay in bed.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

Awww!

Kasto Krut!
*lemsips*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

Poligen Ha!

where is everyone? And thank you.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

China, mainly . . .

mainly . . .and you're welcome
I'm waiting for Jessie; it's her b3taday!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

ooh ooh ooh

this is obviously thee reason why I'm here today!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:47, archived)

Quick!

There she is!
grab her!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

foots ball?

belated 'nings minky!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

*ruffles hair*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

no, wait, that was weasel

*nings*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

FUCK YOU

FUCK OFF

just getting warmed up for tonight

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

C'MON THE HOOPS!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

COME ON BARRY

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

Come on Eileen

/autocomplete

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:44, archived)

Semi-finalists of the UEFA cup vs. trophy-less overraters

I know who my moneys are on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

Football related post...

* runs and hides

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

That's given me a headache...

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

Ooooo ... Icy what you did their ...

Nicely.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

POLITICAL SATIRE

*points*
*clicks*
*is windows GUI principle*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

hehehe

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

Yours is still woo worthy

(__, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:28, archived)

I get 5 letters

"Unbind"
That's 'U', 'N', 'B', 'I', 'N', 'D'.

Do I win?

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:41, archived)

i only got three richard

bin

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:42, archived)

bindu

In its historical context, the root word Bindu orginates from an Indian concept that explains the creative potency of anything where all energies are focused; the dot (also called tilaka) worn on the forehead as indicative of the third eye.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

Because you can't count ;P

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

pffft

oh, yeah. Uni education is really helping me :-s

*secretly misses Richard Whiteley*

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:49, archived)

I once

stalked, followed, um...admired Richard Whitely from close behind in Glasgow one time.

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

huzzah!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

yeah yeah

bindun

*puts hands in pockets and wanders off*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:40, archived)

hahaha, oh hush now

and a fine 'NING to you, squire :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

ning!

hope all is well

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:45, archived)

Well do you?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

nostalgia-tastic

where's the Party 5 keg?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

Party 7 !

you poof!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

I could only manage 5

unlucky guess - c'mon I was only 6...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

apology accepted?

* Never knowingly calling a 6 year old a poof

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:38, archived)

oh YES

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

70's -tastic!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:26, archived)

I'm lovin' your range of Father Ted wallpapers . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

Did you see this?

www.bbcprograms.com/pbs/catalog/fatherted/docs/flagreport_Father%20Ted.doc

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:35, archived)

hahaha

"obscene hand gesture indicating fornication"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

Braw!

althouh in episode four it was 'fupping' that the picknicker said . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:48, archived)

Fupping baxter.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

I wish I fondued

it looks to be immense fun.
I've chocolate-fondued, but never cheese fondued.

P.s. I like your happy man.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

YES I DO.

TWICE IN THE EVENINGS.

Woo! Your stuff is ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha! lovely

did you see this link that i posted the other day
pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/
some lovely retro gems

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, archived)

Oh my lord!

that is skill. Bookmarks for later

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

This is most woo

got to get some work done now :(

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

HELL YES I DO

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:36, archived)

This is so wrong

I'm terribly sorry

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

have you shopped an asian gentleman

onto the cock behind that tiger?
For shame...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

yes indeed

it's a she-tiger by the way

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

you can tell

if it was a man-tiger it'd have a huge magenta cock lolling all over the place, possibly spluffing into the faces of surprised celebrities in wooyay clips.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

that makes it all alright

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

i hope he lubed or mr Tiger will be a bit peeved...

EDIT: of i mean't tiger...
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

pssst...

tiger

EDIT reminds me of the legendary phone gag - give someone a phone message with Knowsley Safari Park's number on it and get them to ask for Mr. Lyon.

Laugh? We nearly shat.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

we have not laughed so much since grandma died

or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

this is genuinelty unsettling me

as a mental image it's quite memorable.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:29, archived)

it's from Derek and Clive's Fireman Song

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:31, archived)

The next lines are so true of b3tans....

We, are miserable sinners,
Filthy buggers.
AAAaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssseeeeeee HHhhhhhoooollllllllleeeeeesssssss

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:30, archived)

largely true

hello new person. *shakes hands*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:32, archived)

Not so new....

*waves cock*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)

I question your taxonomic accuracy

*questions ivesb's taxonomic accuracy*

That's oddly enough my 3rd most used staraction of all time.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, archived)

Mr?

Looks sumatran to me cos its not very big

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

Looks Sumatran to me as well

because it does

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

yes i think so

narrow stripes - check
bigger paws for swimming - check
big teeth for eating - yoiks ..run!

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:25, archived)

that tiger looks like a chinese man.

^{'ning all}

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Why?

* Doesn't everyone do that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Fuck it hard!!!

ningles dayshifters.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

who are you calling a Shed?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

Huh?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

take that back_ I've never be so Creosoted in my life!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

^ What he said?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

Don't you start too!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

when did you put your M back ?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

I never took it off!

Not recently,anyway.
Has someone been playing?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

no mate, i thought you dropped the big m

my mistake, it's an age thing.

and by the way, my shirt turned up yesterday, you will shortly be the only other person in the world to own one, let me now what you think either way.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, archived)

I did

but that was in February!!!
I changed back a coupla weeks later due to popular demand*

*4 people mentioned it

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

Chinese Man is Owner of Most Soporific Cock, Claims Report

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:18, archived)

*yawn* *scratches* mornin'

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

The funniest part about Sunday morning is Friday evening.

Woo!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

I think

you may be right

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

Something for the Weekend FTW!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

amanda hamilton is lully

she just needs to stop being vegitarian.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

All vegetarians need to stop being vegetarian.

Bloody hippies.

Killing's fun, and until they learn to accept that then they're just going to have to live with being perceived as sanctimonious gits, and take the abuse that comes with that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

*stops being vegetarian*

Thanks for your input.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:08, archived)

Hahahaha

You're welcome!

"A Vagabond - curing the world's ills with the righteousness of innocence and the arrogance of youth.(TM)"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

you're young?

Damn.
I've been failing to right the world's wrongs with a lack of motivation born of cynicism and a festering dislike and disappointment for all humans including myself.
It passes the time.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

Well, perhaps just immature, then.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

Next week: A Vagabond confronts religious fundamentalism, hate crime, cancer, trance music, rainy bank holidays,

brown bread that goes off too quickly, and that damp smell you get when you don't dry your jeans inside out.

Go Vagabond!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

can I also request that he confronts people who put sharp knives the wrong way round in the cutlery drawer?

thanks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

or pointy-side up in a dishwasher?

Or put them in sinks full of non-clear water?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, archived)

^this has to be one of the most pressing conerns of modern times

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:24, archived)

Amen brother!

*Eats veal and foie gras burger*

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Best of all the burgers!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

I stopped being vegetarian cos I like Wine Gums too much

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

GELATINE: THE HIDDEN MENACE.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

I for one would like to see this documentary made.

Presented by Jeremy Kyle.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

I vote for Sherriff John Burnell

or whatever the "America's craziest police chases" guy is called.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23, archived)

I started being vegetarian when I realised that pickled onion monster munch were made with beef extract

I quickly got over my madness though, and am much better now, thanks for asking.

edit - extract. Beef extract.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:17, archived)

Pffft!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

is 3.47 when the Catherine Tate show finishes?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

hahahaaa

must be

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

god, I hope it finishes a lot earlier than 2011

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

and the comedy vacuum is filled by a man on a tall ladder

accidentally knocking a plant off of a windowsill and it plummets downwards accompanied by a swanny whistle noise.

And impacts with devastating force on the top of the head of Paul fucking Ross, driving shards of his cranium through his fucking skull until the stick out of his throat like a bony wattle.

at this point his smashed brain causes him to dance a twitching, flopping jig in the street while letting out a combined keening/gurgling noise and the sight is made all the more hilarious because the flower (possibly a tulip) that was in the pot is still wiggling out of his fat ruined head.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

*sends to bbc3*

*gets series commisioned*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

aaaand welcome to a new series of

"Needless 'social commentator' cranial intrusion nightmare"

Presented by Brian Blessed carrying the head of the girl who used to work as an editor of Bliss or something and now just appears on "I remember the [decade]" shows.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

*canned laughter*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

for me or for Paul Ross?

Either way, canned laughter is always the right choice.*

*except most of the time

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:11, archived)

EVERYONE deserves canned laughter :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

*laughs*

*cans*
*can-cans*
*hunkadolas*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

Swanny?

swan·ny (swn)
intr.v. Chiefly Southern U.S.
To declare; swear. Used in the phrase I swanny as an interjection. See Regional Note at vum.
[Probably alteration of dialectal (I) s' wan ye, (I) shall warrant ye.]

swanny

(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

that's an ace logo they have there

(also, woo and hahahaha)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

yeah, the new beeb idents are proper crap, but the orange and black is a winnar

edit: a history, if you're that way inclined:

thetvroom.com/bbcuk/

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

They haven't got it right since the mid 90s

THREADJACK!

"That's not the Queen, that's Danny La Rue!"

"Well, she's A Queen!"

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:02, archived)

pfft

its a classic!

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

I'd vote for Danny la Rue to be queen

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

*checks Democracy's small print*

hmmm, not sure thats how it works

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:19, archived)

G'ning all.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:45, archived)

Hahahahaha!

ACERS!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

look how far advertising techniques have come!

(woo yay)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

Look, it's only us oldies that unnerstand this . . .

it's only us oldies that unnerstand this . . .*creaks*
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

Arf.

Episode IV: A New Hope It's Chips.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

Hahahahaha!

You bugger!
I'm nicking that!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

you nicker

I'm buggering that

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

in which Leia shows Han her crinkle-cuts

and R2 gets caught trying to fill all the holes in a potato waffle with fries*

*the best game since hula-hoop fingers

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

Oooo

I'm gonna try this, this week.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

birdseye potato waffles

with their waffly versatility
have been my "I remember those" purchase of the week. They are just as ace as I recalled.

and my hungover breakfast of fried-egg-and-potato-waffle rolls was a great success.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:53, archived)

mm waffles

my hungover breakfast used to consist of two jelly babies and a mustard sandwich

until I realised I was still pissed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

I once developed a Birds Eye Potato Waffle Contraceptive Pill Advent Calendar.

It had flaps of processed cheese for doors.

It remains embedded in my mind presently, but one day it will become tangible. Just you wait.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:03, archived)

*waits*

*DOES NOTHING ELSE*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:12, archived)

ha - good one

eerrr... Episode V: Daddy Strikes Back

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

Run Luke, Run!

Run!and may the sauce be with you!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

oof!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:46, archived)

hahahaha!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gyx5g5L91tg

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

Thank you

I though it was me just being thick.

Now I'm thick and too young.

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nowimboard shouted "Bring On The Trumpets!" at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

hahaha

* Chips or Maddie

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

Tapas or Maddie?

Oh, no, wait a minute. Kate and Gerry already picked. They went with Tapas.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

oh no you di-unt!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

oof

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:58, archived)

I always thought it was:

"Oh, it's chips, it's chips, we hope it's chips..." etc.

That said, this still made me smile in the morning.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

This is full of winningness.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Thank you

I thought of doing it last Wednesday night then I forgot and then I remembered again just now.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:52, archived)

Hahaha!

I'm just about old enough to remember this

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:50, archived)

Emperor or chips?

Emperor or chips?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

hahaha top stuff

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

a heartbreaking work of staggering genius

*****

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

And the good thing is

I remember this advert so well because it was on the ancient video of Star Wars recorded off the telly that I used to own.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:01, archived)

fried onion rings

is the line i always remember, as soon as you posted the guys face sprang instantly to mind.
a classic ad.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

I can't view Youtube at work

but this might be it:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoZwwrCcDmQ

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)

why do i bother?

you clearly don't look at your replies
www.b3ta.com/board/8290149

it is indeed it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:16, archived)

You edited that in

after I'd read your reply!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:37, archived)

then it is DESTINY

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

You are Dave Eggers

AICMFP

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

that

shouldn't be as funny as it is.

yay

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:05, archived)

hahahaha

this wins in a big way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:07, archived)

this is wonderful

and I'll be singing it all flippin' day now :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Awesome!

Old advert punnage plus starwars = FTW :-D

Have a woo and a click sir.

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:43, archived)

Fuckinell!

Nostalgiafest, nice one Mr Finkawan.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lovely stuff.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

Godlike geniarse, sir!

*clicks*

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:04, archived)

ris

what the.?

(A11Y Born Tue 29 Aug 1978, Died, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 1:13, archived)

We've already covered this...

www.b3ta.com/board/8290149

Damn whippersnappers, don't know what REAL ads were like... I bet you're not even a Secret Lemonade Drinker!

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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

Wonderful!

You have put a smile on my face, I salute you!

(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

New Store Opening Soon

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

The nipples from naples

:OD

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

Hahaha

good stuff!

Edit: No relation to this chap?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

spang!

*Goes to get frying pan*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Gooood nooby. Gooooood noooby :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

eccelente

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

hahahaha

nice

pull up a fear, shop a furtive, welcome.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:47, archived)

"wheresa-mya-tonersa?"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:57, archived)

heh

sorta sounds like nipples!
tee hee!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:59, archived)

Or, more authentically....

Apologies for image theft.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

arf!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

Springe!

I can has blending options?

CFB.

From originals:

Blossom

and

Church what I'd previously messed with

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

woosome

indeed

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)

That's lovely!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)

Aw!

That entirely makes up for the grey clouds that threaten to cry on me

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:40, archived)

Boo to grey clouds.

What causes these grey clouds, Joliet? Or are you stating a meterological observation as opposed to using metaphorical rhetoric?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

A little from column A, a little from column B

There are actual grey skies but the bearded wife was made redundant last week (second time in five years) so it's belt tightening all round.

But B3ta makes it all better! :O)

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

Tell him to go on the game.

Alternatively, I understand dealing crack is something of a growing market at the moment, despite the economic gloom.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

I did suggest going on the game

It's reportedly the oldest profession - He's not likely to be made redundant from it.
He can work from home
Or he can stay in a posh hotel, raid the mini bar and get the client to pay for it
Excellent rates of pay

But no. He's just going to have to go into medical testing.

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:55, archived)

A good question was raised in Viz several months ago.

If prostitution is the oldest profession in the world, where did men get the money to pay for it?

Ahhhhhh...!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

They paid using turnips and mammouth meat

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:06, archived)

Ki-Moon rising

_{I think I may have to work my way through the lot.}

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

I see a bad moon rising

Dracula looks good.

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:41, archived)

hehe

they don't like him cos he can't speak good french

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:48, archived)

sacrebleu!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)

C'est vrai!

Quelle domage

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:56, archived)

Papa!

Nicole!

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

zut alors!

c'est encroyable!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:21, archived)

Police investigating the Death of Mark Speight have started looking at the Bigger Picture. This weeks Bigger Picture was sent in by Susie aged 9.

Click for bigger (51KB)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

Pfffftt

* TWAT

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

Twaaat!

That was liquid football.

Also: arf!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

shit!

did you see that?! he must have a foot like a traction engine!

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charlie?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

ris?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

no thank you

I'm all rissed up for the day.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

I love Paddington too

But I don't love Marmalade sandwiches

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:42, archived)

he loves the long corners

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

oh this is excellent

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)

NICE!

I got stuck on Starfox. Time for a break.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

you lot and your silly computer games

I prefer to use my time better by being rubbish at one game for years, so never having to spend time getting addicted to better games.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

Morning, sir.

I just thought I'd get out the ol'e 3D Gamebox this morn. I think I may play some Mario Kart now :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

morning

good choice. The only games I have been playing of late are Need For Speed: Most Wanted and Pro Evolution soccer. The last game I bought was Canis Canem Edit and I was greatly disappointed in it, I expect far more deviancy from Rockstar.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

I CAN'T FIND THE DISK.

It's in another box. And I can't find all my games. THIS SUCKS. RAGRGH.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

I read that as "I CAN'T FIND THE DESK"

twice.

I was worried about you for a moment. Now I'm just worried about myself.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)

Y'fool!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

FUCKING FOUND.

Was in Tony Hawks 4 box. Now for Mario Kart and My Bloody Valentine.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

Oh you talented man you...

And

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

Good

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

Oh wait... I know this one...

Ummm... is it.... Things you'd do with a gibber-stick?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

No - it's 'Deformed Rabbit'

/pratchett

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

*Red Shells*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Hattie Jacques!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)

all the aces

I hope today to become the proud owner of Ulead Gif animator and soon i shall rule the world

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

I wouldn't put all your chickens in one egg if I was you

my experience with ulead is that it crashes for no reason just when you have to make stuff for an important project when time is of the essence, then refuses to run again on that system despite uninstalling and reinstalling, then it works on my laptop but still has the same error now and then, and for apparently no reason. That was ulead video editor, however. Tally-ho with ruling the world.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:24, archived)

Well its only about £20

I used it ages ago - its simple, quickly gets results..all i want really

frankly anything corel is usually useless normally and I avoid but cant find anything betterer

"Join the revolution and turn around"

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)

understandable

I was stuck with it because I had to make .FLC files for a dos-program and none of the software we have in the office stoops to the levels of being able to make FLC files. I don't know why I'm complaining really, it did the job and was probably more to do with my system than the program. It's morning and I'm cranky.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)

it's all i ever use

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:43, archived)

very pretty

have his legs been grinded down by the bouncing?

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)

JOOOOOOOD!
Herro!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)

Number 1 made me office lol

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)

It wasn't very nice at the time when Dr W

chucked redfish into a table full of drink emptying most of it on TLH and Ivy's coat!
grrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

blimey

i had forgot alllllllllllllll about that

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

no, he tucked them up his bottom for added stability

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)

oh that's class

ningles all

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

*CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK* *CHNK*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)

Woo!

What a lovely first thing to see!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)

very much this!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)

*nnngh*

*hnnnngh*
*mmmmpf*

Invisible bike!

(Jokel, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:09, archived)

Ah... Remember those day before they were called the "White Helmets"

"THE MAGENTA HELMETS"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

I can see what you doned there

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

IS THAT A NEGRO IN THE BACKGROUND?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)

I think it may be a "Black & White Minstrel"

Whose name was Mohamed

* Am I aloud to say that?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)

yes

but don't say it allowed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)

Yes.

With whited out eyes, mouth, neck and hands.
And stop shouting.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)

* the one on the front looks particularly pleased with himself

~~looks to be pleasing himself?~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)

Made my japs eye weep

did that

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:12, archived)

'ning

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:29, archived)

Hahahaha

You just know the day that he pops his clogs the board will be flooded with 'Dead man Walkin' posts!

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:31, archived)

hahaha!!

the Walken Award Ceremony Helicopter
'ning!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:36, archived)

'ning enjy

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

'ning.

i love the way a tuft of his hair gets stuck in the last frame, like he's been caught in between the boards.

new james album? when did this happen?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:38, archived)

hahahah

that's er, deliberate, yes.

James album is awesome, currently my favourite album of the year, and that's up against Elbow, The Kills, Operator Please, We are Scientists, REM, Underworld, MGMT, Portishead and Goldfrapp!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)

rem and underworld?

been shopping via time machine or have they suddenly improved?

(

postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:44, archived)

Underworld's Oblivion with Bells has a couple of great tracks

REM I just found to be a bit dull and samey

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:51, archived)

hehehe!

good morning each and every gorgeous one of you.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

Good morning to you, too.

Here are the Ingalls...

They've come to say "Ningles"

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:43, archived)

Seriously...

Could he be any more rugged?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

that made me early morning lol....

Ning Board - how are we all this morning?

EDIT: From left to right: Would / Would if drunk / Have / Wouldn't / Jail Bate?

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

gorgeous?

that counts me out...
*sits in corner with bag over head*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

i'm sure you have a gorgeos personality

which more than makes up for being less than pleasing on the eye.
regretfully i lack any kind of personality as well as being as ugly as sin. i thank god for the internet.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

my heart is a cold black, black, black void.

so no....
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

No he was beig serious

He's got nothing:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:00, archived)

that's it, i'm off

if anyone wants me i'll be hanging around at waterloo for the foreseeable.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:05, archived)

Hehehe

Nicely done!

Woo!
& 'ningles b3ta.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

'nongles!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:46, archived)

Alright matey

How goes it?

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

not too bad me old mucker.

and you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:48, archived)

ning

I've not been in work this early for weeks. It hurts my eyes.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:09, archived)

hahaha lovely

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:57, archived)

*glees*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:04, archived)

this is teh bestest cat ever!

clix!

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:04, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:10, archived)

aw that's nice cat

*pets*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:01, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:02, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 9:11, archived)

April 16th

(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:06, archived)

I like this one a lot.

Very effective!

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)

Yes.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:07, archived)

This is goodness

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:09, archived)

this is nice because each f5 no longer terrifies me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:09, archived)

very, very nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:16, archived)

highly woosome!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:37, archived)

factory or fictionory?

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:39, archived)

I loikes!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:47, archived)

morning all

I don't wanna meet the bike-gang HE / IT prob belong to

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:32, archived)

you're going to fit in here i think.

why the hell have you been up all night as well?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:34, archived)

I.., I.., I saw the pic earlier n just couldn't halp myself...

and once I'd started I had to carry on! Just one o' them things* I spose

*other thing used in recent transplant (see above)

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)

haha welcome to the allnighters club*

_{*club may in no way exist}

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:40, archived)

Why thankee kind sir! *pulls forelock*

always wondered what its like to be in the club*. Now I know-knackering!

*Carry On film double-entendre! Hehehehe!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:47, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:49, archived)

Woohoo! Animal party balloons!

I read about a prank earlier tonight: 1)Buy can of cheap shaving cream, 2)Deepfreeze until frozen, 3)Hacksaw can open and empty contents under someones duvet or pillow... When it starts defrosting, the frozen gases spring back to life and fill the bed with foam! I gotta try it v.soon!

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:56, archived)

Step two may be a reverse joke.

As in--how to make folks fill their freezer with shaving cream.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

well, how else does one shave a hairy freezer?

EXPLAIN THAT, MUMPO!

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:42, archived)

It doesn't work, it just turns to liquid instead of frothing up.

I speak from experience.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:02, archived)

oh bugger, it sounded like really cool

what with the freezing and the sawing and the sneaky bit at the end. Oh well *shrugs* back to the drawing thingy

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:05, archived)

uhhh.. wait, what?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:33, archived)

HaHaHa! Head things!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:35, archived)

goodnight.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

STEAL WIFES PILLS

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ClanSoul, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

Cya anon mad Hare.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)

fuck i'm out of it.

i couldn't work out what was wrong this pic

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:38, archived)

Goodnight.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:39, archived)

I can actually hear the bodily sound-effects

that should go with this anim! And perhaps its startin to hypnotise me just a lil...

(Miasmic Gusto <===Warning! May contain nuts. &, erm, other stuff, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:50, archived)

Ok I think I might vomit down my front and fall asleep in my chair.

Let's see how it goes.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:37, archived)

Acutally I might just whack off to pictures of ricki lake from when she was fat.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:43, archived)

making you the first man history to this

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 7:44, archived)

lucky head.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 8:40, archived)

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