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Afternoon all

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

that kind of looks like lots of people having sex

except for the tentacle arms and eyes on stalks

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

I think you may be doing it wrong

no one is tied up

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

tho there does appear to be a large smiley sperm

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

and NUMBERS

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

that is clearly ghost spunk

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Screeeeeeam

Ghost spunk
I could have a phantom preganancy

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

call it casper

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

How wonderful

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

Noice!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

STOP

Hammer time

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

lovely!

TJish

I dont kow who made this but i just stumbled upon it online..

Its rather spiffing:

www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/Funny_Pictures_Animated_Star_Trek_Cast_Night_Out.gif

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

wooo!

rock on data!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

it has been doing the rounds for some time I think

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:47, archived)

AAU

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

woo

love your stuff!! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

this is fantastic

(Kiorte, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

you are channeling messages from aliens, man

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

Not in the face!!!

Loverly pictures....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Journalism lecture notes again?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

*click*

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RonnieBint This is no umbrella to take into the wind!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

*bzzt*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

*meeb*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

*parp*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

*whump*

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

*toot-toot*

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

^ all of the above and more Fwap

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:17, archived)

*wibwabba

you mean

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:24, archived)

Jesus H Lordy McChristFathers

*involuntarily spluffs*

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oooooh yeah.

I can see she's going to be a good character :D

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

Catgirls are always good value :)

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Ratsta, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Especially busty flirty ones :)

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

Hahahaha! Yay!

I love you! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

hahahaha!

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

My goodness!

*loses monocle*

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Ratsta, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Kat frap behind the book shelf

I think she likes them

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

She give me Cat frap fever

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

ace

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

heheheheh

i love having the power of cleavage

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

i've finally got some over the last 18 months after being a skinny wench for a very long time

it's great isn't it!

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

yes

i've had mine since i was 13, i'm used to men not looking at my face ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

i has it too

no one seems interested tho, should i shave my nipples?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

yes

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

off?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

should I un pierce mine?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

yes

pierce your tongue, it comes in handy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

I have a pic to post but cannot optimise

Will you all hate me?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

i keep debating unpiercing mine too

it catches on things and does a big hurt

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:46, archived)

and i the opposite

trades?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

But that is nice

Blushes
Gets coat

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

Meh

Click for bigger (329KB)

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

duuuuuuude

thanks for that...

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:00, archived)

i'm not posting a picture of mine

but i have a bar through it

although if i'm drunk at the london bash i'll probably show everyone

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Double sobs at not being at the LB

Sulks at missed opportunity

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

I just remember balloons last time

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

should I wear a bar

do I mean bra?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

there will always be balloons...

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:05, archived)

glees

balloons can't be pierced, doesn't work.

That's science

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:09, archived)

yes

hairy nips are not sexy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:40, archived)

Mesmerised!

stares

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

pluck

don't shave

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

wont they get cold without their fluffy halo?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:42, archived)

*looks at face*

(may be lies)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

well, you're not too far from 10,000 posts . . .

you're not too far from 10000 posts . . .GET 'EM OOT!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:45, archived)

i have!

i'm waiting for someone to put the photos on the computer for me, that's why i haven't posted as much the last week or so.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:48, archived)

Hahaha! Oh lordy!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:50, archived)

be warned

they're very large and, due to my nordic heritage, very white.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

HUSPAG!!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

0_0

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:02, archived)

Faints

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:08, archived)

revives*

with camphor smelling salts

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, archived)

*Boing*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:36, archived)

... And Shring!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

roll out the ol' favourite...

most excellent

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

hahaha, I bet she turns out to be a pre-op transexual

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:41, archived)

*spluffs*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:43, archived)

that's really going into the nichiest of niche appetites there...

no doubt someone will have a good yiff at the prospect though

EDIT it had to be Micto, didn't it :D

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

Anime transexual yiff...

they come up on autocomplete for me.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

separately or collectively?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:59, archived)

Jolly Jack...

..."Make it so"

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:54, archived)

i hate when that happens.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

heh

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

hahaha

squeeze them puppies together.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:51, archived)

They're cats, you over-fwapped myopically challenged tart!

you over-fwapped myopically challenged tart! and Woo! cats they are too!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

Shock Headline

"Cat has puppies"

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Weetobix, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:03, archived)

Ah...

So you update here before you update the SA site.
Pleasant surprises, that's what b3ta is... for... ^^

(Wrekriem, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

Dear B3ta

I was a bit of a tit this morning. So by way of apology, please accept this picture of an attractive young lady.

(Click for Big and Seams at 78k)

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Would have.

Ha!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

did

PAss the mind bleach

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

CRABPASTE!!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Goatsludge!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

LOLchavz meets SeriousCatz:

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

YES!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

This is very very old:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:35, archived)

Aaaaaw!!

He looks SO QUEEUUUTE!!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:55, archived)

I would totally shag her so hard

Who is it?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

Your mum, silly.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

HAAAAAAAA

PWNED!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

Hahahaha

"I know you are but what am I?"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

HAAAAAAAA

prick

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Allow that it had to be done.

Let us shake hands, and let that be the end of the matter.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

Your comment was funny and appropriate

My comment was aimed at the other chap ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

i was kiddin, didn't mean to offend...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:39, archived)

Office lol #4

Wow - What a day we are having - Thank you... Thank you all.

*Except the n00b who posted that fuckin huge image

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

Shakira's grandmum

Who was also Bernie Ecclestone's mum

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

Mark Speight?

you sick fuck

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

haha

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

were you, link please

i want to judge for myself before accepting this apology

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

haha

just what i was thinking

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

just a little toys from the pram being chucked

because someone posted another "omg mark speight is dead" image.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

MARK SPEIGHT IS DEAD?!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:20, archived)

WHO'S MARK SPEIGHT?!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

your mum

LOL

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

LULZ

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

you know my mum

hung herself in paddington station

you callous bastard

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

DUNNO

But he's popped his clogs.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

inflateable footwear is not advised

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

Bit late now

If only someone had given that to him last week.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

inflatable footwear

that's just had me laughing like a loon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

killed by a whale in the thames

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

i just scrolled back and read that.

bollocks, someone posted something you didn't much care for, you said you didn't much care for it, end of story, i've been there with the whole mong posting thing and i make no apology for not liking them one little bit and occasionally chucking my very own toys out of the pram.

so i'm afraid you can stick this apology up your arse i don't want it.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

You don't like mongs?

Christ, it's not their fault, leave them alone!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

hahaha!

no they spoil the whole aesthetic, i only want to to see pics of kittens and dead celebrities.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

Dead celebrity kittens for the win

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

*tunes into blue peter for update on sock's health

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:30, archived)

hang on

you can't ALL be spartacus!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

i make no apology

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

hahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:31, archived)

hahahaha

none needed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

oo that's good

how did you get the asparagus to match the style of Kirk & his amazing chin?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

smoke and mirrors mostly

and a lot of greyscale, colour/brightness adjusting and pissing about.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

that's rather good

i didn't even twig the first time. didn't read the title and the internet has made me think that asparagus looks like a barbed dildo.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:44, archived)

superb

should've been fp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:57, archived)

also suits me

it weren't much.

and i wanted to do another shakira ecclestone picture.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:26, archived)

come on man, have some conviction, stick to your beliefs!!

don't let the bastards drag you down to their level!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

ah, but

i've done loads of these. i'm dragging the rest of board down to the level of liking these.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

led zeppelin?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

its clansoul

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:17, archived)

harsh -- i believe he quite likes these too. so i'll have to make the disclaimer that this is not clansoul...

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

Phwoar!

*spluffs*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:19, archived)

damn rancid genies

get back in your lamp, bitch!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:21, archived)

pfft

i dream of genie was based on nightmare

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:25, archived)

heheh

i wanted her hair

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:29, archived)

i didn't realise robert plant

had such nice tits

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

he grew them himself

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:27, archived)

Nice bum, too

too

Christ I should redo that one. That's like a vision of despair from the darkest dreams.

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

now this warrants an apology

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

NEVER

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:33, archived)

SAY

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:49, archived)

DIE

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boris the spider, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)

*Rubs thighs*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:37, archived)

You better had!

(MikeXPose, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahahahaha

i don't get it

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Is it cos he is black?

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

White folk need pegs too.

= true

(MikeXPose, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Mr Jackson must not know which way to turn!

;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:16, archived)

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:24, archived)

Great film

don't get it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

Progess

is his middle name

(Kiorte, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:18, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:22, archived)

Cuban Tody ftw

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:28, archived)

Advertising for the future

Click for bigger (247KB)

(grimlock1975, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

before i scrolled down

I thought that was a bit NSFW... when the white part of the pic on the right is offscreen, it looks like a dirty green bottom.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

It's the Green Giant's arse.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8291167

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffffffffft!

:D It does!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

HULK RUNS!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

pfff

shrek shart

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

hmm, with a bright orange hand going in for a fisting

it's like "Now in Technicolor!"

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

"yo ho ho

Ring-Pliant"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:14, archived)

See, n00b, this is how you do it.

Preview under 50kb, links to full-size image.

To the picture: pfft.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: I was calling the errant poster below a n00b, not the poster of this thread!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

crikey

they have to learn on their own from the sheer hatred thrown at them, deartheir

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

are you suggesting a gentle explanation

rather than a flaming would have a better result?

Surely not!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

nah

I just feel that any use of the word n00b is a greater offence than hamtouching

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

someone's a tad grumpy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo-ooooooooooooooooh!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

I got one of them too!

Fancy a fight? ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

I'd love a shite.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

Handbags at twenty paces Sur!!

For honour and dignity!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

go on sort 'im aght

stealing our bandwidths and killing kittens

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

i've been away and missed the fun

i notice that no one posted this
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
to help comrade potato get the file sizes down.
i didn't have a clue about such things when i first started inflicting my dross on the board.
at least now i get the file size right.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

*click*

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

LOLchavz

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Buckfast

best of all the binge drinks

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

needs more pool of vomit

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

He appears to have lost

his bottle of Thunderbird

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

Buckfast is the new Thundbird/ 20/20

All the best aspiring chavs are drinking it!

(

..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Ned Kid

shirley? Buckfast means he MUST be sockish...

(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Indeed!

But I'm running out of good pics to LOL...

(

..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

Now with added monobrow.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Chortle! :D

And spare nipple?

(

..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

This one makes me feel ill.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:10, archived)

Hahahaha! Yay!!

You sick feck! ;)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

Ta!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

well

it made me laugh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

A big cat or a small man and a small house?

(

Aenesis, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

GIANT PUSSY IS GIANT

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty.
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:12, archived)

I actually kinda fancied Yootha Joyce from some of that show.

despite that she'd be older than my mum if she was still alive...*checks wikipedia* Fuck me dead, she'd be the same age as my granny!!! I need counseling, or a screw :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

maybe you need to screw a counsellor

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

...from St Georges Day

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

mashmash?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

hahaaaaa

top stuff as usual

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

so, condi for vice president eh

there's been squeaking about it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

With THE GEL!

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

BIGGAR!

oh... wait... sorry - force of habit

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

RICE? I don't get it.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

*bums*

jubilant doonhamer lol

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

going to the final?

Oh, forgot you were too gay for football.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

I might

Now that the rest of this god forsaken town have turned into glory hunting Queens fans, why shouldn't I?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Have they?

Bunch of cunts.

Let me know if you are, and we can maybe try and meet up.

FOR A BUMMING.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

What other reason would there be for meeting up,

other than BUMMING?

edit: Have they??? 9000 at Hampden? Compared to the 52 they normally get every week......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

was it 9000?

It's probably all the glory hunting Gretna fans, who've switched.

Next month, Dalbeattie Star!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

bagpiping is my new favourite verb

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Is that like rusty tromboning?

Only with more balls and less.....rust.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

given the number of extensions

i would have though bagpiping would have involved multiple blokes, or one very freakish one

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

one bloke, one armpit

as far as I know, but I've led a sheltered life...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

rice's lice?

is that anything like reese's pieces?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Pffffttttttttt

Bagpiping...

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enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Condi up the ass!

I'd pay for that!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

hahaha 'Rice's Sweaty Holes'

/it's still no Alagiah's W. Spanner

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

hope you don't mind the refererence

I'm a big fan of THE GEL.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

I don't mind at all.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

deja vuuuu

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:15, archived)

THE GEL

is important using it.

(language_it a vulgar display of ignorance, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:32, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

General Genectric Future Transport

Right, fine. Resized so you all don't have a canary, because that'd involve more photoshopping to depict your electronic trauma. Thanks to all who a) freaked out and/or b)jumped on the bandwagon. God bless public transport. Love to all xxx

(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

DUDE, CAREFUL!!!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Hahahahaha

Oh, this is going to be good.

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TY&GN, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

stop and fix the last one before posting more

/one more and benefit of the doubt goes out the window

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

what's the rate on benefit of the doubt?

is there a national association of doubters

do they have annual conferences, or symposia

where as a group, they doubt things?

It's doubtful I guess :/

where can I join? :D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

I doubt they exist.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

They'd be really good tho

well, I doubt they'd be any good

but think of all that doubt energy

I could harvest it and use it for a doubt ray

with which I could make my enemies... doubtful!

mu-ha! ha ha! ahahahahaha!

etc

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Can I really win this war?

Is this equipment safe?
Should I have worn the brown or the green camoflage gear?

*waves white flag in despair*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

The white flag of WAR!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:06, archived)

no, benefit of the doubt is the new album by Matt Bianco

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

you're giving albums away

I doubt it's good in that case :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

Wow!

How sensitive are people on this board? Are you all sponsored by Johnsons PH5.5 or something?

(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:40, archived)

"I'm gonna bomb some sense into you"

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

nice picture, but try to keep still images 50k or under

or you'll get severely bummed by angry nazis with pitchforks

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

Dude...

You're entering a world of pain...
~~pain~~bumming

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

some horses may need to be held here

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

OMG!

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

will there be biscuits?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Jaffa cakes and hob nobs

and remember its TEA, never ever coffee

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:59, archived)

Hooray for the addition of hob nobs to the bunker menu

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

o hai popular jaffa cayke!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:13, archived)

of course!

coffee is evil, causing migraines, cystitis and thrush.
especially if you drink about 25 cups a day
/ex caffeine addict

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)

Oh yeah, comrade spuddy,

People appreciate it if you talk in your existing threads rather than repeatedly posting new threads. Never ever ever use the delete button. Always edit. Otherwise, tatty my lad, your balls will be vodka by the time b3ta is done with you.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:04, archived)

Terrorist Sleeper Cell Hotel...

Sac juice. And yes, I can make it bigger (note spelling) xxx

ComradePotato

(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

"Will you start the fans please"...

/I like it :) - but it is a tad large and you're about to get ripped a new one.

Could you be an absolutely smashing new member and get that under 50k or thereabouts?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

In the current day and age of broadband

Does the 50k limit need reviewing?

(

Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

capped broadband still exists and costs lots of money when you go over

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

Hey kid

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

Mine is capped

by the fascists and they charge brazillions for extra bandwidth

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

not only do capped bandwidths suffer with larger images, it also helps to breed more creativity.

and, surprisingly, there are still people (believe it or not, it's true) who use broadband.
besides, it aint fuckin hard to optimise.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

OH SHI-

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

By that, I mean:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

400KB.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

could you make your image slightly bigger

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

What do you think?

Yes

(ComradePotato, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

Just logged on to see this

Where to begin.....

Afternoon everyone!

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Aenesis, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

HOLY SHIT

BIGGAR!!!!!!!!!!!

(

The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

read the faq comrade potato

there's a good chap, it's a tad large, and so is the picture

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

My bandwidth just ran ou...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

I hate it when things run ou...

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

it's just so annoyi....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I don' have a "" key

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

fuck...............that's like.......like the best thing i've ever seen*

*all these greats and more, now available on "comments you'll never hear on b3ta unless you read the fucking FAQ" for the introductory price of £12,000,000

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

Super Fluffy Nazi Tiem!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

It's lovely, but it's far too big

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:52, archived)

Eehehehehe.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

people at work are looking at me strange

I've been laughing at his face. I love his face. Face.

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:08, archived)

Face you say?

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

arf!

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Aenesis, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

Ha ha ha!

There should be a gallery of these.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:11, archived)

*scrolls across*

lordy...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

*Gets up early*

*Beats you*
*Rapes your dad*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

what ho cunt

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

My lovely 56Mbps connection just tropped to 12Mbps.

I'm not sure if it has any relation with this.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

56 MEGABITES!? OMG.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

I actually think AOL is lying to me about it.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

AOL?! I'm so sorry to hear that.

My condolences.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:55, archived)

Megabits, not megabytes.

(

Bob Todd whee, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:54, archived)

hello new person

we try to keep still images around 50k here. Please do so by resizing and saving your image then using the Edit button at the bottom of your post to replace this one.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

I like his little terrrrist foot

but the filesize is huge.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:48, archived)

hello there spuddy

could you please make your smashing image a little smaller, say, under 50k? that way, the nice people on the board won't be forced to do to you what i want to do to that clown *points down*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

oh hai thar comrade potato

50k and not so massive as to take up the width board...

nice pic, read the faq, pull up a shop and kitty yourself down...you'll never leave...etc

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:56, archived)

you have made my internet die of filesize cancer

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:58, archived)

Not quite how I wanted it to be...

...but I can't be bothered to spend any more time on it.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

*fears*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

how scary.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Clowns are soooooooo cool in a creepy way

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

in a

kind of child-murdering, psychotic way..?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

They're not all child-murdering psychopaths.

Some of them are paedophiles, too.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:41, archived)

/presses escape key.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

This is scary.

Yesterday I was sending letters to people and one of the stamps had a scary clown on the front and I felt a bit scared when I was licking the underside.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

oo you licked a clown's bum LOLZORS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Don't knock it til you've tried it

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

NO.

just no.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Clowns Schowns!

Bring 'em on and their huuuge comedy trousers.

woo!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

oh, the joys of pregnancy

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

Extreme abortion

I'm gald I'm not a woman

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

Sharon Tate FTW!!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

hahahahaha!

Too soon?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

I only researched the whole Manson thing recently so it's still fresh for me

*evil grins*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

cake eater

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:33, archived)

Hahahaha! That reminds me of something I'm going to do soon.

Because my neighours are bastards, they're sticking a fence up.

I'm gonna stick five Catherine wheels on it and burn holes through their pride and joy.

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Catherinw wheels

up the bum holes of their pride and joy... FTW!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:36, archived)

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

*awaits obvious magenta-ing of that hood and spluff coming from the top*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

I attempted it, but failed.

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head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

like this

laters b3ta, beddybyes tiem

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

that's it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:01, archived)

ON UR HEAD

CLAWIN UR EYEBALLZ

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

That one actually thinks he looks good in it...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:47, archived)

BEST MACRO EVUR.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)

Fences suck

Many years ago, my parents' house was bordered by wire fences which let in lots of light and required no maintenance. Then both neighbours stuck up wooden fences which have blocked out light, look shit cause they haven't been maintained in years and have panels missing from various weather events. They never even use the gardens except to mow the grass anyway as far as I can tell.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha! Nicely!

*slightly guilty laff*

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:02, archived)

As original as a baked bean

but I was working on something else and I saw the tag line on the poster... couldn't resist.

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

I read that as Too Browning...

game over man, game over

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

i don't like that font either.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

What were you working on then eh?

eh? eh? eh?

I bet I know .... ;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

too late now...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

Deep-Sea Tuner Fishing

Visit terrible blog here for larger version and other stuff.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

For fork's sake

(

fuscous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

i think he's managed to pitch it right

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

Needs toning down a touch though

...

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

I think it hits the right note

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

actually I thought it fell flat

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

my dads 'A Minor'

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Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

So he digs rocks with sharp picks?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

Yeah, he just loves rocks

(

Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

now are you fishing for bass?

(

The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I concur.

He's had to stave off some sharp criticism in the past but this seems to have struck a chord with the masses.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

tone it down

(edit) This is punnage on a dangerous scale.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

*rests*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

you deserve a beat for that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:35, archived)

*groan*

(

Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

stand forth and be spanged young man...

pffffft!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Spa^{a_{a_{a^{a^{a_{a_a^a}}}}}}nnnnGGGGGG!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

forkin' 'ell

etc etc

woo!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:23, archived)

Jeeeeeeeeeeesus

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:25, archived)

I know, I know.

I spent quite a while working out how to do the transition from the surface to under the sea. That's an hour of my life I'll never get back.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Mnnnnnhhg

Noel approves.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

i like the time counters roaming around the bottom

i know thats not the correct word but you know what i mean

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

Metronomes?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

seems I picked the right tine of day to log onto b3ta

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:39, archived)

In the future, all wars will be fought over Xbox Live

link to bigger version below. i had trouble making the text stand out without looking shit. any tips would be appreciated.
www.b3tards.com/u/4ab54db0a0c97faebea5/xboxiraq.jpg

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

What if the brigade commander can't

fight because his mum is making him clean his room?

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

court marshall

and a severe beating when they think no one is watching....

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:22, archived)

oh well thats me fucked

im joining up soon

(BigBobbyh, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

Look out momma

there's a white boat coming up the river

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

with a big red beacon

and a flag
and a man on the rail

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

I think you'd better tell John

I don't think they're here to deliver

the mail

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

im glad rust never sleeps

i see he is concert this summer....at a farm

(

The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:38, archived)

I saw him at Finsbury Park in '93

He's ace live, he played for bloody hours.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)

yes, my user name is more appropriate than i'd realised

(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:21, archived)

Light at the end of the rice tunnel?

(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Pffft.

*pours into petrol tank*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Not in the Phillipines

ris?

(

Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

FIrst time I bought Tilda rice.

I was disappointed to find it wasn't wiggly!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

Hahahahaha

*stupid keyboard is locked into american or something...*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*gets it

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

hehe...

smartarse...

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Haha

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

What a bargain

I'll fill the tank while it's cheap

Edit: Pah, beaten to it

(

fuscous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Arf!

TJ you really have to love the internet. A gratifyingly predictable level of response to these two qotw posts...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

That

says a lot about us all, I think! ;)

(

..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

And:

(

..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

it's up to 43 now...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

Not all

Just /QOTW-ers. Freaks.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:37, archived)

I don't know whether or not to post that thread on /links

...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

heheh

I'd hate to influence you one way or another.

DO IT HARD!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)

Bottled...

I got as far as composing the post, but then thought back to some of the glompier(*), smooshier(*) threads that frequently crop up here, and thought it might be a bit out of order...

(*)Captain, Mink, you know who you are...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

Norwegian for rice

or RIS

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Sadly I'm not comprehending this

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7341978.stm

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fuscous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

Rice prices keep on RISing?

They don't get it?

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:43, archived)

Nice.

Is it GM?

edit/ like this

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Lovely stuff.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Pretty.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7350087.stm

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Wow...

I have not seen anything like that before!

May contain lies

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

WHAT?!

Oh sorry. I thought you said pies and I got all excited.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Pies?!

where?!

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Dunno

Wobbly won't tell us! Fetch The Dogs of Truth!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

I don't have one of those..

I only have Pugsy the Pus filled Pussy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Does Pugsy the Puss filled Pussy

have pie?

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hang on, I'll have a look...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

*waits*

pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie, pie,

(

Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

I'll try under the other leg....

Hang on...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

having just picked extensively at Pugsy the Pus filled Pussy...

I have to confirm that she has no Pie..

Sorry

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

*sobs*

*goes to Wenzels to buy pie*

Weight Watchers be damned! DAMNED, I SAY!

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Joliet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

hehe bindun, but not as well

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Heh hee...

I figured!Been away a bit though and fancied a lunchtime quickie! :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

and why ever not

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

That was a "Quickie" !

How long did it take you then?

* Now deserves a Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Five minutes tops!

I only had to (badly) cut the pasta out :)

(

Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

seams good to me

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Saw the first 2 'frames' of this and already hated it.

Sorry but I think it's pretty horrific to rip the piss about his suicide.

Religion debates are fucking shitlame.

OH FUCKING GOSH. I THINK I NEED TO APOLOGISE HERE. THIS THREAD GOT ALL SUCKY AND SHIT. SORRY GUYS.
APPLY HERE FOR FUNHUGTIMES:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

It is really sad isn't it.

Genuinely. Poor bloke.

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

dont know why

but i feel the same way about this one, usually there's something to laugh about celbrity deaths, but i genuinely feel sorry for the guy :(

yup call me a wuss but yeah i feel sorry for the poor bloke

(JadeFalcon, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

Here, look at this instead

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

best of all the one man bandwagons

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

You shouldn't encourage me, the board nazis will hang us both!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

What about seriouscats?

(

head-doctor ololololo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

WIN!!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Hahaha they're showing of as they're drinking

And it's Carling:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Heh

hee!

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

have you seen beetlejuice?

he'll be working as office admin in the afterlife.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Look at it this way

not the pisstaking, but the event itself- I'm a firm believer in Heaven so from where I'm looking he's safe with his lady and happy again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

What about those of us who are firm believers in rottin' in da ground :(

(

Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Speak for yourself

*livin' forever*

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Sucks to be you, I guess.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I don't mind it :3

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

What type of heaven?

The Jesus Heaven doesn't like sucide. So he might be sitting outside the gates.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Isn't suicide one of the things you get sent to hell for?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

nah

god loves everyone and can do anything, (apart from prevent horrendous suffering on earth apparently)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I had a dream like this a month or two back

Stuff happened, but then towards the end I found myself in a mostly submerged cave with a woman struggling against the flow of a grated drain. This woman was screaming "He's dying, and when he sleeps he dreams of me!" She managed to get to dry land, and headed towards a door with something in colourful chalk written on it. She was babbling about how "He loves us all really...he loves us so much he wouldn't really let us go to hell..."

So, she opens the door, and I'm hanging behind her in that weird dreamy way,and there are some stairs, and it looks a little like backstage at a venue I recognise from somewhere. I remember distinctly thinking that Morgan Freeman or someone would appear at the top of the stairs and say it was all true, and he does love us, and BOOM! Blinding light, and a ridiculously loud noise. Woke me up. If I was a religious man, I would've sworn it was the voice of God.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Is that a reference to something I am too ignorant to know about?

Or did you really have potentially the most frightening and bizzare dream I have heard of?

*shudders*

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Nope, I have a crazy head

I googled "he's dying..." and it's not a quote from anything. The caves looked a little bit like the antlion lair in HL2 - Ep II though. I had a look at the little thing I jotted down when I woke up, and apparently, she (we?) were being stalked by Koschei the deathless.

I had another dream years ago when I was going down a winding alley with high brick walls. I got to the end, where there was a door, which I opened. There were some steps leading down to a short corridor, at the end of which was a tiled pit filled with writhing souls. Sheer fucking utter terror. Never been so scared before or since. But the setting for that one was a mix between my school and the old swimming baths I used to visit.

They're not all bad though. Last week I got to do the sex with Jessica Alba!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Wow, you have some awesome dreams.

I can't remember my dreams, usually, though I did have a Giant Eskimo Home Invasion nightmare when I was a kid that has stayed with me.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

bah! no fair! I never get to do the sex with jessica alba!

and since the restraining order I can't do it when I'm awake either!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:44, archived)

Blimey! You could write a blog

that I'd actually be interested in reading. Get to it you freaky brained individual!

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:09, archived)

I'm not going to get into another theological argument

where I explain my views, get called a knob and yet again have to put up with fashionable atheists thinking they're dead clever for taking the piss. It's not clever, it's fucking rude. Live and let live, that's what I say but it seems if you have faith of any sort then that rule is squashed by an even bigger rule called 'act like a know-it-all bigotted twat around Christians'. I just don't understand why it's necessary to be so rude about something like someone's faith when it affects you exactly zero percent. Not you, but one. And funnily enough, the people I know who are quite vocally anti Christianity are much less so when they haven't got their little friends around them to pat them on the back after every insult.

So no, not discussing it. I don't think it's that clear cut though, I will say that.

Edit: I know I went off on a bit of a rant there but I've already had a similar discussion today. Sorry for flying off the handle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

good call

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

i used to say live and let live.

you know i did, you know i did, you know i did.

but in this ever changing world in which we live in it made me give in a try

*Dun Dun Dun - Dun Dun Dun*

Live and Let Die!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

best......bond theme....evaaaaaar

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

*Votes Captain Wow for Mayor of London*

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

First on the agenda

is painting the Gherkin magenta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Better than anything

Boris has come up with.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

And a different disco or funk track to be played

through loudspeakers across the city at half one. Cheer everyone up on their lunchbreak.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

nice one

bring back routemasters too.

and gold plate all the tramps

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

sweet

can second be getting a whale in the thames, permanently

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Fibreglass one, yes.

Real one, no. That's cruel.

Actually no, different member of the Welsh rugby team each day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

it's that kind of moral fortitude

that make you right 4 the role

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Can we also have jugglers on street corner?

and someone to go round shooting litter bugs

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Its very strange on here today

Im going back to work i understand that better

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Here Here..

Faith is a private thing and should be kept that way.

If this could only happen, the world would be a better place.

I believe this but I an starting to wonder if I should have posted it?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

good for you cap'n

As a certified christian I whole heartedly support your stance.
yay for christians

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Yay for everyone, ffs.

Especially the Hindus, I wish everyone else was that colourful. The Hindus win the style contest, for me, bless them.

Anyway, I didn't actually mean to go off on one. I've a few friends who are atheists in that... intolerant way and they're fine people, we just don't discuss religion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

totally agree. (blimey we're getting deep today)(

you don't want to get me started on this!
as for christian views of suicide
"The 1997 Catechism of the Catholic Church indicates that suicide may not always be fully conscious – and thus not one-hundred-percent morally culpable: "Grave psychological disturbances, anguish, or grave fear of hardship, suffering, or torture can diminish the responsibility of the one committing suicide.""

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

You could say that martyrdom

or just the act of NOT running away from persecution and eventual death at the hands of religious intolerance could be counted as suicide. All shades of grey, innit.

Anyway, I'm off, having had my rant. Hugs to all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

I'm mildly tolerant of religion, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs and or ignorance

I just choose to go with the odds where belief is concerned, since I'm a scientist, and believe that based on the evidence I have seen, that there is nothing more than this and that afterlifes and heavens are fabrications of the human psyche.

that, and I prefer to talk about sex with you.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

this^

hindu's are fab, i like religions with hundreds of multi coloured deities.

don't much care for the others that only have the one mind you.

but i'm getting into that today.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

Are you inferring that all atheists are intolerant?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

I approve of your username

wholeheartedly

*spluffs for BoC*

(

Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

\o/

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hey!

Why didn't I get a certificate?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

I think if other people's religions, beliefs and beliefs in general didn't effect other people, then they would have no reason to argue or strike back about it.

As such people tend to be quite reactionary about the whole thing, much the same thing happened with sexual equality and feminists being incredibly reactionary to try and tip the scales so to speak.

Personally I don't think there's should be any more credence to religious or faith beliefs (whatever you may call them if you don't technically belong to a religion) and don't think they have any right to be elevated above socio-political views or any such secular opinion.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

I believe in invisible ice-cream

*gets slaves to build an over-elaborate church to celebrate invisible ice-cream, using money which could have been used to prevent people dying of starvation*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

Seeing an acquaintance being manifestly delusional is disturbing.

It affects us that way, even if the religion in question has almost no effect on anything, like the C of E.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

pfft

I must say, I have a certain affection for the way you have made your points. Do you have a book about you that I could live my life by plz?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:16, archived)

Heh heh heh.

Careful now.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

I'm a firm believer in being rude to the religious.

Being religious isn't clever, and the tradition of giving respect to religion is an error.
I wouldn't be respectful if you sincerely claimed to believe in something equally ridiculous that you'd made up yourself, I'd call you a twat. "Stop saying that, you twat, it's idiotic," I'd say. Hence, that's what I say to religion.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

A little knowledge

is a dangerous thing.

I'd recommend reading some Karl Popper on the philosphy of science, then go read about Bishop Berkeley's ideas on subjective idealism, it's not as cut and dried as you think.

Or alternatively, just continue to be rude of those who see the world in a different way than yourself.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

I have read some of Karl Popper on the philosophy of science.

*pats Unended Quest*
What are you saying? I'm down with Popper: 1) we are perpetually wrong, 2) there exists an objective truth to grope towards. Berkley, on the other hand, can go kick some rocks.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:20, archived)

What I'm saying is that I'm a firm believer in being patronising to people who refuse to have an open mind

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Fair play to you.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:29, archived)

I used to believe

but there was always that niggling doubt that I couldn't rationalise against what I knew of science.

Still, I respect christianity, and all other religions, except scientology. It might not be any less believable than the other religions, but I just can't cope with people being suckered into it...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

knob

/runs off giggling like a girl

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

affects = exactly zero percent??

I'm happy for you to love any sky daddy you want.

But the implications for beliefs, yours and others are felt world wide. No fault of the belief mind, more the people who carry out such acts in the name of sky daddy.

I’ll believe in people first.

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

This actually reminds me

Another forum I go on, had this very debate, where I called god an 'Imaginary twat in the clouds'

The Christians response to this. Offer to fight me if we ever met. It was pure genius.

For every 'turn the other cheek' there is 'an eye for an eye'.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

other forum?

What you mean?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

THE other forum

Its basically the space on the internet that is not taken up by b3ta.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)

I hope you made the point

that, if he exists, he is a twat.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

It wasn't even me debating whether he did or didn't

as I don't particularly care - I just like making religo's fume.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

Well, I'm an atheist so that whole argument doesn't really concern me.

Meh meh meh I'll shut up now.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

I'm a gaytheist

I believe that everything is gay

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

That's so gay.

That's gay, dude.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

But in double negative land

Does this make gay peopel straight? Two gays make a plus.....

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

it does

and they are dirty and shameful

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

lol heaven

*ignores*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

you have been on b3ta for a while haven't you?

think of Maddie!

I agree that it's sad, but tragedy is almost always funny.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

About a week now, yeah.

Suicide doesn't really make me laugh too much at the moment though.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

heheh a week. May not be true young scamp!

I had a mate do himself in, it was sad. I didn't joke about it. But then Alan Davies came to his funeral which was a bit funny.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Welcome to B3ta!

You'll get used to it.

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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

It's my first day.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Relax dude

don't get all indignant, b3ta is b3ta.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

RELIGION LOLOLBLAH FUCKING WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE BOLLOCKS.

I'm not going to discriminate against anyone on religious grounds so why does everyone feel the need to give their 20cents from their viewpoint. Honestly don't give a fuck.

Rage rage rage stomp stomp stomp.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

because it's interesting to talk about sometimes

it'll be ok. Promise.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)

It's really just the most tedious subject. No one is going to agree with each other because it's such a personal thing to the individual.

That and it's lame. Totally weak lame.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

You hold the power to delete the whole argument

if you feel really evil.
I love religion debates, they're cosy.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:53, archived)

C _ _ K E

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Czxke?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

bah!

that's the third game in a row you've won.

bloody polish version of hangman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Well, I do know words.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

CRRKE

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

C%£ke?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

CAYKE!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

*BING BING BING BING*

Winner of a big slice of cayke is AEIYM.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Fuck yes!

Help yourself to a slice.

^{Hang on, have I actually won a cake? Yes. I have. Definitely.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

walk into your local cayke establishment

claim your prize by stating

"i claim my prize of a free slice of 'insert cayke type here'"

Pay administration fee of approx. £1.79 per slice.

Enjoy.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

M&S on Oxford Street, then.

It's always the admin charge that bites you in the arse with them cunts.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:40, archived)

COCK

with a silent E

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Is today groundhog day

or is everything the same again and again

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Not sure...

I will go and check

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

whose ded?

Edit: IS TONY HART DEAD? FUUUUCK! NOOOOO! TONY!! DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT TONY!! NOOOO!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

'im dead

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

your ded?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

MY DED

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Shada, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

Zed's ded baby!

Zed's ded!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I think it's Neil Buchanan.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

phew!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Ken Dods Dads Dogs Dead

* or so someone once told me?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I think his dog

was called Doug.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

no, that's that bloke over there >>>>> with a spade in his head

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

I think that bloke was much further over there >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with a spade in his head

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

whale in the pope etc

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Bad Taste BBC

news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/uk/newsid_3538000/3538842.stm

(Cob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)

I love the idea

that he concentrated so much on the pasta border.

(ccc, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:51, archived)

My thoughts

exactly :)

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Collatallie Sisters, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 14:38, archived)

Well...

...I certainly wouldn't want to get arrested by them.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Hahahaha

I AM THE LAW

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

NICS

* Not anymore - "To Hull with you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

EH EM THLEUGH

/Stallone blog

Ning all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

12:01 ?

Noon Captain !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Picky picky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

noon young madam

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Noon also young sir!

How goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Just done that...

* Now has puss all over my screen?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

PUSS

here puss puss puss puss.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

pus, ashally

ashallyC];0p
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I know, hence me calling for kitties :-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

*walks around in a circle*

*plonks self on lap*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

*tickles chin-chin

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

*dribbles*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

*dabs with a tissue

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I miss having puddypies.

Sorry, that means cats.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

they are fluffeh rascals

but good.

Get one from a shelter, it will love you.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

It involves cutting a hole in an original Victorian patio door.

And also, how to protect the Fran monster? The top of her tank is mesh, I'm not sure if the cat got curious it wouldn't fall through the mesh and eat my baby.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

not if you get an old cat that likes to live in

mine stays indoors, we take her down to have a look at outside occasionally, but she just scampers back in to the warm, she's no fool.

Get mesh for fishkins, if cat is fed it probably wont bother.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

I don't want to shut them in the house during the day though, I'd feel really cruel.

Plus that's just effectively shutting my lizard in the house with a much larger predator, old or not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

heh

well, ours laps it up, she doesn't care about outside at all; She has many cushions and foods inside

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I've just always owned VERY independent cats.

Lock the catflap? We'll open the window then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

mine

hasn't the brain for exploration

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Ahhhh I love stupid cats.

There's one that lives rough near me, he used to belong to an old mate of mine but he likes wandering more. His name's Wardrobe, and he's thick as pigshit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

OKAY NOW WHAT?!

You know what. I'm not going to even ask. Instead I'll try and stretch over to my bed to get my hoodie.

UNNGHHHHMmmmmffff.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

I walked to fucking work this morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

FUCK. How far is it, you wuss.

I'll give you a piggy back next time. Just give me a ring when you've finished. I'll come pick you up after too.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Hahaha bollocks will you, I weigh more than you do, I bet.

Well I get the bus for 7 miles and then it's about a mile uphill. Not too far, but good for waking you up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

FINE. DECLINE MY LOVELY, LOVELY OFFER. YOU'RE GOING ON IGNORE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

For not wanting to break your back?

Fine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

FINE.

JERK.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

OMG I MISS YOU LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Ohhhhhh K.

Just for the record though, you had the fight, it just happened to me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

No fighting >:(

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Well I was actually picking my Pussy...

So I have Pussy Pus on my screen - OK!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Pus from your pussy's pussy?

yr a wrong un

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Actually, to be factually correct...

I now have Picked the Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

is it pudgy?

was the pus porridgey?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

ok... now listen!

I now have Picked the Porridgey Pus from Pugsy my Pussy's Pussy

The end

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:27, archived)

pus puss pusss?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

*jumps*

Hello!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Wotcher lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

How are you this cold day?

I am cold.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

I am not cold, I have a cashmere jumper on.

It's lovely and snuggly. Get one!

Alternatively *snuggles* there you go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

*glees* c:

I would go get my Genghis Tron hoodie but it's all the way over there *points*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

My favourite hoodie is my APC one.

You know how soft the inside of a hoody is when it's new? My APC one's NEVER lost that softness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

this + APC t-shirt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

My APC t shirt is a girly one.

And thus rides up at the front, so I only wear it over a longsleeve.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Soft and fluffy and the black fluff goes everywhere soft? Yeah I know. Irritates the fuck out of me.

I just noticed something cool. The palm side of my hand is blue. The other side is yellow.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

:O WOLVERINE HAND!

Also the APC jumper doesn't moult black fluff either, it's like it's a bit more evolved than normal jumpers or something.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I wish my clothes freaking evolved.

I also want a freaking pokemon sidekickbuddy. This just sucks.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

I sneeze like a pokemon. Or a kitten. Depends on who's accusing me.

I'll be your sidekick.

Oh, can also do Pikachu and Jigglypuff impressions. And Manwife does a good Bulbazor and Charmander.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

BULBASAUR. Right, he's hired.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Fucking charming.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Learn to imitate some awesome Pokemon then, sweetie c:

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

I can do a good Leelu impression.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

What the fuck is a 'Leelu'?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Leelu.

Leelu Dallas Multipass. MUUUULTEEEPASS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

*waves*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Hello gorgeous man!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

doc what's the condition
I'm a man that's on a mission

*blush*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

You like to think that you're immune to the stuff

Oh yeah.

Closer to the truth to say you can't get enough- you know, you're going to have to face it you're addicted to Captain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Walk like an Egyptian

Bow-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now-now-d'now-now

*whistles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer beats
Poor caroline sits in her room
Playing killer killer killer killer killer killer beats

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Oh I like that song.

Ohhhh cos we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

hee hee, i know

Skeleton you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

\o/

I'm going to listen to that album tonight.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

i'm listening to it now

or i was.
i'm now listening to this

Try to tell you baby, what you tryin' to do?
Tryin' to love me baby, love some other man too.
Bring it on home...

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm listening to cock all.

I've got Bobby Brown in my head though.

TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME YOOU'RE PLAAAAYIN

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

; )

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Christ.

Sung that one far too many times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Good lunchtime everyone

thinks about cashmere jumpers

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

feels iggy'd

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Ha ha, I thought something like this

when I read it......(but you took it a step further and actually made a picture, so Kudos to you )

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yup, what you said

but applied to me

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Hahahahaha! :D

You silly!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

Shock troops!

woo

*fears*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hooray.

I'm glad they're keeping all this terror down to a reasonable level. It got so I couldn't walk the streets without wetting myself from the fears. Now I'm only mildly nervous.
Perhaps they could have more police for policing streets of a night so that the local yobs don't vandalise my car again, rather than looking in bins and behind small walls for those millions of terrorists they keep telling us exist.

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'm always SO pleased when they up the 'protection' of us all

and protect our right to continue our normal life by stopping us with an automatic weapon in hand and going thru our bags, that always makes me feel the terrorists aren't changing our rights to freedom does that one...

Name me one fucking time they ever found a bomb that way compared to the millions of peoples rights they walk all over everytime they do that.

Grrrrr!

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

while I agree in sentiment with everything you say

do remember there are many things that happen that you never get to hear about.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

because the government's covered them up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

or because they aren't really reportable for whatever reason

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

the reports cannot penetrate my tinfoil hat

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

they have a massive piece of tarpualin?

i knew it

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

Yea!

* What ever did happen to all those kids in Jersey?

???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I bet there aren't.

The police and government usually hoot out with excitements over every small terror-related police activity. "The police have announced today that they have arrested a gang of terrorists. The gang, the members of which cannot be identified, age from eight to twelve years old, and were carrying out terrorist related activities in the playground of Wormington Junior school."

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wheelybird mreee!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

in my previous job, working for a recycling company

while I was visiting one of our sites, an abandoned car was brought in, which was routine.
It was full of ammunition, camouflage gear, and other such stuff. Including flight plans.

There was never a peep about that on the news.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Mrs Vagabond's a Paddy.

Her parents were back and forth to here from Ireland every few months during the 1970s and 80s.

They can count the number of times they weren't stopped and searched on one hand.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

“Naturally the common people don't want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany ... Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.”

- Herman Goering -

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

and he said butter makes us fat

quite prophetic really

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Hahahahaha

"Hey - listen everyone! I've got a great quote! Are you listening? Ready? Hitler! Hitler! I've got a great quote! Ready? BUTTER MAKES US FAT. There! What do you think of THAT, eh ladies?"

"Oh fuck off Goering you attention-seeking cunt..."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

pfft if b3ta ran the nazi party

it would've been much better.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

"HEIL HITLER!"

"Dancing Hitler, evil Hitler, or baby Hitler?"

EDIT: This needs to be an Image Challenge.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

YES, YES IT DOES

ROB ROB ROB LOOK AT THIS^

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

ROB ROB ROB LOOK AT THIS ^^^ PLEASE!

^ ROB LOOK AT THIS ^

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

It's very simple:

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear*.

Terms and conditions apply. Things to hide may vary from those described. This government is not responsible for any actions of any future governments. Laws subject to change without notice. Full details undisclosed due to legal reasons.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

Speaking of terror police

I found this earlier on our shelves, having heard a little piece about Ian Flemming on the Today program this morning:

CFB
He was reading this book whilst wondering for a name for a certain character. More

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

If you look carefully in 'Die Another Day', Bond picks up a copy of that book in an office in Cuba...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)

Wow

I mean wow

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)

one of the few nice little touches in an altogether shite entry into the film series

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

I actually vaguely remember this

lunch time! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Dear Mr Architect

First and foremost, hello. Secondly, what Bond film would you suggest for one who would like to appreciate them but so far has only seen the end of that one with the metal teeth guy and Casino Royale?

Warmest of regards,

Captain Hieronymous Wow, First Class (6 and 3 quarters)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Debbie Does Dallas

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

goldfinger.

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Mr. Johnson, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

which version of Casino Royale?

for pure 70s blaxploitation and voodoo weirdness, watch Live and Let Die.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

The new one, I was dragged.

But I enjoyed it, which I wasn't expecting. Apparently that's because it wasn't a Bond film really. Bloody said Bond on it, everyone called the lad Bond and bangs happened.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

A fine afternoon greeting to you.

and as for your second point, this may well stir up controversy - ON THE INTERNETS!, by my opinion would be one of the following:

Connery era - Russia with Love or You Only Live Twice - the latter being my personal fave Connery/Bond flick
Moore Era - For Your Eyes Only
DO check out 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service', as it is quite a good film, despite the general opinion out there of it.

but I'd suggest starting with 'The Living Daylights'.

*awaits 'heresy' namecalling to follow*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

all good

but also, Live and Let Die

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

is n't live n let die

The one with Jaws (metal teeth bloke) in?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I trust your opinion, it's always seemed solid enough.

Also, I shall try to watch the Roger Moore one but I may fail due to his general sleaziness making me feel a bit ill sometimes. He reminds me of a pervy Uncle.

Edit: how rude of me! Thank you, sir.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

then stick with For Your Eyes Only then

his most 'serious' portrayal of Bond, and also a good film, with no discernable and over the top villian.

/it also has the gorgeous Carole Bouquet in it :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Right, that's Sunday afternoon sorted then.

You are a veritable encyclopaedia. I owe you a drink or a cake, your choice. Cupcake, mind. The bigger the cake the more likely I am to mess it all up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

If you turn up at the London Bash,

I'll have whatever is going :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Turn up? I've got to get there pre everyone else

for the barbeque. Plus Dix is getting in early so I want to be at least in London if not already at Ghostie's by the time he gets in.

And THEN JPG's turning up in the afternoon on Sunday so it looks like I'll be in Londres for most of the weekend.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

On Her Majestys Secret Service

the one evryone hates cos its got George lazenby in it, is actually a damn corking film.

Diana Rigg is the best Bond girl ever!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

well said that man

it is a cracking film

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

...

*Bond geek*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

*dittos*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

No it's not is the wet Russian one who goes "James! James!" at Timothy Dalton the whole time, and you know it.

100% Scientific FACT.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

I saw a GTA4 clip the other day, it was a LCPD promotional vid

and it said, "Policing used to be about catching criminals, but thanks to politicians it's now about fighting terrorism"

Spookily accurate.

Edit - here we go www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJRb7e4C7zw

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

GAH FUCKING JACQUI SMITH FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK OFF

possible one of the single most useless, clueless, irritating individuals to ever 'serve' this country*

*this may also apply to Blunkett, Blears and Kelly

/rant

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

+ Prescott

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

expectng at least a couple of "300" jokes...

(londoner, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

haha

+10 for accuracy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

You are Rowdy Roddy Piper AICMFP

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Best way to 'prevent radicalism'?

Ban religion.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

^this

spot on

(londoner, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

Ahhhhhh

KILL 'EM BEFORE THEY KILL US!!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

terrifying

and those police look a bit weird!

baddum tshhhhh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Somehow that reminds me...

...of the nazi frog supervillain I met the other day.

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

It ain't easy being green

and having a clockwork heart, dust for blood, and allegiance to the Ogdru Jahad.

Anung un Rama!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Not hard at all

but eating flies is shit -- at least that's what he told me.

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

love that

*click*

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

O B E Y

PUT THE GLASSES ON!

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the ghost of last tuesday, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 22:59, archived)

Paris' first adventure.

Hmmm, that's enough adventures.

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Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Bindun!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I knew it!

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Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

Someone posts something like that almost every internets

tsk!

(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

But, but, but..

the hairband wasn't in the other ones.

*Feels oppressed*

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Mod Edit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

Wonderful

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

silly!

she doesn't eat.
she subsists on SS

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Nice

needs more blood gushing and the sense of death!

:)

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XLVII .uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Jules Verne

(jwestbury image dr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

too brown

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)

Game over man, game over

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)

hello you :D

*hugs*

*gives lurgy*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

um...should I get checked out?

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yes

but not for lurgy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

YOU!

Happy candle day sexy lady :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

you call that a font?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

IVY!

Cor!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hello Dayve

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

y'awwright, chuck?

chuck?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Yes

I am being a mummy today :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

why is the space sky funny over on the right

i didn't know space had square edges, i thought it was rubber

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

In the early days, space did indeed have squares around the spayships,

this I remember from seeing Star Wars the un-ret-lucased version.

Also another in my LOLchav series:

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

I LOVE LOLCHAVS

INIT

Edit: not real - no wreaths

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

I too love Lolchavs.

Needs more Shannon's mum.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

Thankyou, thankyou, I'm branching out to wiggers today too...

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..wil, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

haha

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

I saw this

and very nearly pissed my pants giggling.

In the lab.

So thanks!

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

lolchavz

ftw!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

I like the one doing a dove

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fuscous, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

*weighs in with poor effort...*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

DO A BARREL ROLL.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)

we'll have a barrel of fun

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

40,000 pixels under the sea?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Am it teh spayce tiem?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

If you're in space it is :)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hands up if you are thinking about the screechy sound Tie Fighters make

*Puts hand up*

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

*puts hand up a lady's skirt*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

Make sure it's not a mans kilt because it's gruesome

"and if ye touch it agin, it'll gruesome more"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Scottish accent jokes FTW!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

Yeehaw...

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Ninj, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

YEEHAW!!

*click*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

Stop that delivery van!

The fucker pushed a "You were out" card through my letterbox, I was in...I WAS INNNNNN!

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

I hate it when they do that

*grumps*

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The post office are sneaky fuckers for doing that.

They don't even bother to bring the parcel. They just shove the card in and run for it.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

well what was you doing in your sound proof celler in the dark?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Nothing that can't be rolled up in a carpet and disposed of quickly.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)

I work for them

so

no comment

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

hahahahaha!

i have never ever understood line dancing, ve haf vays of making you all dance za same vay.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Because it's my day off, i drew an picture

click if you want to see his winky

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

why would we want

to see his winky??

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

WINKY!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

70,000 celebration post, Dave?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Hahahahaha!

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{CUUNT!! C];0p}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
ya bugger!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

hehehe ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

COR LUMMY.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

wanna see him

Down on the farm?
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)

it might be nice

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

my dad looks like this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

ha!

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megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

boss?

he said he was on a course today!!
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

Has William Hague asexually reproduced?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

Nice...

* Needs more magenta though

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)

he looks like winston churchill

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

Youve seen winston churchills willy?

I heard the nazi's were after photo's but never knew for sure..

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The Tig and me, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

This is superb!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Sexy!

Fans of winkies might also want to click here. I would however say it's NSFW.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

is that sickers?

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new_matt, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

Sickers has more hair.

In various areas.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

Great stuff

You should call it' The lurking potato man'

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Hellzapoppin, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

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