my mates knew a girl called dirty KirstShe tried to use a packet of Rizla to stem her flow, failed, and then wore the same trousers the next day.
(
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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You win the internet. Period!
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54,
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uuuuuggghhh... hehehehesorry for the TJ, but I posted something earlier this morning, and had a LOT of requests for a higher res pic and maybe another close up, is it worth a new thread to do so, or just edit the OP? (op: www.b3ta.com/board/8381687)
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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I just saw that on the Popular page!Very nice! But I would suggest posting the newer Hi Res pics on the original post and then post them as a link in a reply maybe. People will get angry if you post a new thread I reckon :)
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05,
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thats what I was worried about :)cheers, will edit the OP
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06,
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Do not open beetroot tins by holding it between your legs
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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do not drink rosehip tea when wearing white trousers because spillage is risky mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:57,
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*puts scissors down*good advice
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:59,
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perhaps the best you've ever had by the sounds of things! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07,
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my scissors broke last week :(why are they called a pair when theres only one of them?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:09,
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I don't know SkUG, I don't know lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:14,
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step into my officeYOUR FIRED :P
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:18,
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PffftThat's fine, all i did was look at b3ta all day anyway.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:21,
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This might help clean up once and for all
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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get that tagged :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:00,
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s'ok, remembered to keep the psd this time!:D
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06,
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it actually took me a moment to work out which 3rd world country this photograph was taken in:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41,
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Jamaica?/predictable thread response blog
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:44,
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B-B-B-B-BACON! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54,
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man, nothing quite like the taset of bacon:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:59,
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BAAAACON! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01,
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BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:42,
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BACON BACON! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01,
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Where?I've been looking everywhere for that
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:02,
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there is a number on the side of that car......
i wonder what would happen if ALL the b3tans phoned asking for an obscure bathroom item
(i wonder what would happen if ALL the b3tans phoned asking for an obscure bathroom item
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45,
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by about the 3rd callI think it'll be "I'll get the fucking FBI onto you! you limeys would all be speaking fucking german now if it wasn't for ME! YES ME! single handedly driving ONE TANK through europe! You commies!"
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50,
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I don't knowis she busy phoning arizona?
it's probably too early tis only 14:54 in newyork land
(it's probably too early tis only 14:54 in newyork land
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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hahahai actually forgot that America single handedly fought off the Germans and the Japanese and saved Britain's arse
( Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:57,
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not only thatbut a lone american tank crew single handedly saved stalingrad
then defeated hitler in his huge mechanical robot, shot down the nuclear missile with their last round and safely got home to uss freedom for some god damn fine fucking american coffee!
God bless america! huuuuuyaaaaaaaaaaah!
*chainguns peasant village*
:D
(then defeated hitler in his huge mechanical robot, shot down the nuclear missile with their last round and safely got home to uss freedom for some god damn fine fucking american coffee!
God bless america! huuuuuyaaaaaaaaaaah!
*chainguns peasant village*
:D
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:03,
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oooooooooooooohhh that'll go lovely with my coors light, Lite and Heineken
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46,
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£6.66 for a 8 isnt too badbut its 8 tuborg for a fiver by ours :P
FUCK YOU AMERICANS!!!
(FUCK YOU AMERICANS!!!
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50,
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damnFUCKING AMERICANS WITH THEIR CHEAP BEER, FORCING THE WORLD TO BINGE DRINK
:P
(:P
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:00,
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Yeah but it is onlytuppence ha'penny a pint because they make it by driving a vat of bathwater within 3 miles of a barley field and call it 'beer'.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11,
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does that say Lucy Wong's Wings?i knew her flaps were low, but surely that's pushing it a bit.
( mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51,
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little did he know that just a few years later he'd be left dangling naked upside down and lacerated with any passing bee free to nibble at himstill, gotta laugh innit
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46,
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So there's truth in the rumour he was well-hung?whadda-mistaka-ta-maka
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49,
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hah that goes wonderfully with my musics AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46,
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un peu d'eau de pea roast.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51,
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come on, all you happy people, ask me anything and i'll answer!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:28,
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no, i'm just in the mood to solve all of life's mysteries.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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my insides are brokenwhy?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:39,
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because you touch yourself at night.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:52,
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I have not - thats not an answer thats liable! :( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54,
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tell me about your mother Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:55,
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would that fix my insides? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:56,
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my mum is greathow long do i have to wait? they've not been working all week :'(
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02,
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friday. that should do it.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10,
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Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:30,
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next door to the frottage cottagenext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31,
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How long is my parking permit good for? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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six inchesnext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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What's the fastest animal on Earth? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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the one in front of me when i'm hungry.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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Should I fake my orgasms? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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yes. every time.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:35,
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Over Macho Grande? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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which zone is for loading and unloading only?
c_kick or, as some people call him,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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the ozonenext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:35,
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Ok...why do we have to be the only buggers in the building using AES audio?
It's a right pain in the ass
nice pixelage :)
(It's a right pain in the ass
nice pixelage :)
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:30,
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because your boss is evilnext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33,
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Where has my hummus gone?Did I ever really have any?
:|
(:|
chunderbunny lacking humus since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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you left it in greece.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38,
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if you go back 2000 years in time and get a newly made vaseand bring it to the modern day people
is it a day old or 2000 years?
(is it a day old or 2000 years?
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31,
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neither, it's a vasenext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33,
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What should I make for my tea tomorrow?And what should I cook for my girlfriend later on in the week?
(
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:31,
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tea tomorrow, mince and mash.for your girlfriend, lobster thermidor.
next!
(next!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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Can I have a cheaper recommendation please?Also, she doesn't like seafood.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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lasagne.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:39,
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Should I fake my orgasms?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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shhh, I'm getting there (see above) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:32,
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Oh, sorrymine was on autocomplete :)
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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...story of my life. The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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*pours gasoline over self* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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no, yours are unbelievable anyway.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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Where does baby conefrom where does dinosaur go are two related?
Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33,
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baby comes from baby dispenser. dinosaurs worked themselves to death building baby dispensers.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:37,
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Is it just me who thought Lucy was a cunt?Nice pic.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:33,
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no, everyone hated her and wanted to bang peppermint patty.next!
also, ta ;)
(also, ta ;)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40,
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What's going on in Naples?They have huge mountains of rubbish in the streets yet protest the creation of new dumps. I don't understand why.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:34,
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they like rats in their streets. touch their crap and they scream.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41,
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Being an environmental journalistI could tell you all about this - but basically, it is a wonderfully Italian mix of local government incompetence and organised crime.
(
Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:58,
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right then..........I love my boyfriend, we are quite happy, as happy as any other couple I know anyway, we have our ups and downs, we are not perfect, but we do ok. My problem isn't really with him, well not really anyway, I think the problem I sense coming is with me, and I feel all mixed up and confused by how I feel, and have no one to talk to, my friends and family would not want to listen and they would maybe feel I was just having 'one of my stressy times'.
I feel so confused. And I feel embarrassed too. Am finding typing this very difficult. But I do want some advice please. I am unsure whether my sexuality is quite as clear as I thought it was, I love my boyfriend, I do, and I fancy him also, but sometimes, well nearly every time we have sex I fantasise about being with a woman, I imagine graphic pictures of myself and another woman having full sex, is this normal? I can't see how I can be straight and yet only get turned on by thoughts of being gay, what is going on, I can’t understand it. My boyfriend has no idea, he thinks he gets me going, and he does with touching, but my eyes are closed and my mind is elsewhere straight away, he thinks he makes me come, but he only does if I imagine very graphic sexual acts with women, I come every time I masturbate and very easily, as I can just relax and be able to think about what it is a want to.
I don't know what to do, he doesn't know, and I don't want to hurt him, but I keep wondering if I am gay now, could I be? Or is this normal? Please just be honest, as I have nothing to lose, no one else to talk to, my family would be disgusted if I told them all this.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:36,
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I feel so confused. And I feel embarrassed too. Am finding typing this very difficult. But I do want some advice please. I am unsure whether my sexuality is quite as clear as I thought it was, I love my boyfriend, I do, and I fancy him also, but sometimes, well nearly every time we have sex I fantasise about being with a woman, I imagine graphic pictures of myself and another woman having full sex, is this normal? I can't see how I can be straight and yet only get turned on by thoughts of being gay, what is going on, I can’t understand it. My boyfriend has no idea, he thinks he gets me going, and he does with touching, but my eyes are closed and my mind is elsewhere straight away, he thinks he makes me come, but he only does if I imagine very graphic sexual acts with women, I come every time I masturbate and very easily, as I can just relax and be able to think about what it is a want to.
I don't know what to do, he doesn't know, and I don't want to hurt him, but I keep wondering if I am gay now, could I be? Or is this normal? Please just be honest, as I have nothing to lose, no one else to talk to, my family would be disgusted if I told them all this.
Just invite womeninto the bedroom with you and your boyfriend. Oh and be sure to take it up the wrong 'un. Things will be fine. For him.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38,
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Take two muffs and call me in the morning. Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40,
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buy a checked shirt and get a crew cut. you'll be much happier.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:42,
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no problem, billy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54,
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hahahaha wonderfullty harsh! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50,
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Sorry to break this to you...But you are bisexual. It's not that unusual and you are not a freak.
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:54,
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THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER> Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41,
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I am sorry for your lots mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:44,
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from processed chicken.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43,
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ok, what I ahve to askMlmlgnlmlsglmgnmlng?
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:38,
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Should I tidy up my flat and kitchen tonight,or leave it till tomorrow?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:40,
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leave it till tomorrow. get stoned tonight.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:44,
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Is drunk acceptable? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45,
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drunk is always acceptable, except when shagging.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46,
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I've learnt that to my detriment. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48,
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they lack explody molecules. they are also nasty.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45,
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hang out.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47,
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All girls seem to just see me as a "nice guy".They all say "Oh, you'd make a lovely boyfriend", but nobody will actually go out with me.
Ok, so I've not exactly tried very hard to get a girlfriend, but still...
It seems like girls all go for complete bastards. Or do I just know the wrong lady-folk?
I'm only 17, by the way.
(Ok, so I've not exactly tried very hard to get a girlfriend, but still...
It seems like girls all go for complete bastards. Or do I just know the wrong lady-folk?
I'm only 17, by the way.
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:43,
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same + 10years.... SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:45,
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All I'll say is,date rape has an unreasonably bad name.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:46,
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Shucks...I thought I'd lost that nickname for good... -_-
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49,
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yeahmaybe he needs a sidekick
Rhohypnol Boy!
(Rhohypnol Boy!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23,
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What do you think I'm doing now?Although the fact that I have no webcam makes it all somewhat pointless...
( Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48,
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but it's all in their mindand in their mind it's a vigorous throbbing monster!
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49,
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*awards grooming medal* my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:48,
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be a bastard, women like bastards. failing that, try rohypnol.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:49,
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staying at bin laden's place.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:50,
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no, he sold those to cilla black. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:57,
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should i continue trying to get into the pants of this russian girl?
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:47,
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yes, but take a pair of scissors, they're notoriously hairy.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51,
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are you going to answer my question up the top of this thread? SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:51,
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i already havenext!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:02,
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no, i'm a baker.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:09,
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Is having a doctoron the board the funniest thing that's been on here for ages?
(
Araucaria is such a tit,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:52,
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yes, because i am fabulous.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:05,
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Why is this thread not on the popular page? CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:58,
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because life is by its very nature unfair.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06,
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Should I take the Abbe's advice and let go of my missgivings,or should I chisel my rue and ire down into a thin point and wait my vengeance 'til I can strike down again?
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:01,
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always bide your time. vengeance is best when honed to a scalpel-sharp point.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:07,
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there isn't one, chill and enjoy it.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:08,
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My flat mate is a cuntshall I kill him?
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06,
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no. wait till he goes out, then cum in his slippers and dry them out before he notices.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:11,
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To save me watching the rest of CSI, who did it?
( Araucaria is such a tit,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:06,
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I thought so . . .He looked the type.
Thanks, I can go and have a cuppa and do some painting now.
(Thanks, I can go and have a cuppa and do some painting now.
Araucaria is such a tit,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12,
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the one-testicled nun.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:12,
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Are you going to by-pass my question just a few up?forget it you have done so
DAMN YOU'RE GOOD (for a baker)
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:10,
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DAMN YOU'RE GOOD (for a baker)
no, i just answered it.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13,
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why do birds suddenly appear, every time you walk near? skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:18,
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just like you, they want to be close to me.next!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:23,
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Doncha just hate it when thathappens:(
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:25,
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bet that contains no recognisable meat either discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:41,
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I bought this b3ta yesterday and it's dead!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:12,
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This is an ex-meme.How the bash prep going,Matey?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:13,
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The pub called todaySadly they won't let us play our own music which is really fustrating as it took me weeks to track down an mp3 copy of this.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:15,
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bring a boogie boxand pump your tunes out outside and have a mini disco :D
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:17,
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Bah! So it's their cheesy juke is it?Also how do I save that to put it on my phone?
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:18,
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Pritt stick!Or a yourallgay cable.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:20,
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Its not dead,Its shagged out after a long Wooooooooooooooo.
( nastybadger,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:14,
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like what I just said ^ Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:21,
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The best Python line there is."Excuse me, Miss?"
"What do you mean Miss?"
"I am sorry, I have a cold."
It was about toasters you know.
("What do you mean Miss?"
"I am sorry, I have a cold."
It was about toasters you know.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:23,
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On every street in every city, there's a nobody who won't go south of the river...
Click for bigger (125KB)
shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:08,
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it always confuses mewhen taxi drivers wont go where you ask them to...
...im paying there wage! they should be fucking greatful...
(...im paying there wage! they should be fucking greatful...
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:12,
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Yeh - what is that about "sarf of the rivar" and taxi drivers not going there?
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:13,
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maybe they are witches and cant cross bodies of water Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:13,
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it was the only logical answer! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:15,
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I thoughtthat was only vampires. Hmm. In the old days, didn't taxi carriage drivers wear black capes?
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:25,
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I believe it's something to do with council regulationsmeaning that they can't collect a fare for the return journey. I might be completely wrong, of course.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:24,
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yeah, i think it'd be pretty out of order for them to be able to demand that,and so I guess retaining the right to turn down a fare is the next fairest thing.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:25,
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I think it's fair enough.Same as if I'm working in a shop, or as a barman, or a hooker, and there's someone I don't wanna 'service' for whatever reason - I'd like to think I reserve the right to say "thanks, but no thanks".
Some places are either a) potentially dodgy for a lone bloke in a car with two or three fellas behind him, or b) too far or too complicated a journey to make the fare worth the petrol/time/potential other missed fares or whatnot.
Fucking hell, what a boring reply that was. Right, I'm off home! ;)
(Some places are either a) potentially dodgy for a lone bloke in a car with two or three fellas behind him, or b) too far or too complicated a journey to make the fare worth the petrol/time/potential other missed fares or whatnot.
Fucking hell, what a boring reply that was. Right, I'm off home! ;)
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:24,
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i'm usually the least logical human ever,so that's a woo for me!
cheerioes!
(cheerioes!
grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:27,
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But its the LAW!At least in London. The taxi driver *has* to take you (subject to 'up to a certain distance' rules which I do not have to hand here).
If they refuse, take their number and report them. I wouldn't normally be so syrident, but I was implored to do this by a cabbie after I thanked him for taking me to my god-forsaken hole, coincidentally south of the river.
(If they refuse, take their number and report them. I wouldn't normally be so syrident, but I was implored to do this by a cabbie after I thanked him for taking me to my god-forsaken hole, coincidentally south of the river.
Ghoti Fingers,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:13,
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How Hatstand.I wonder what the finale of the film would be though.
He'd probably just say he would sort the problem of teenage prostitution out and then not contribute any active effort whatsoever.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:20,
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He'd probably just say he would sort the problem of teenage prostitution out and then not contribute any active effort whatsoever.
fucking bastardsI once had a cabbie ask for directions to Mottingham from the South Circular.
I replied, why don't you stop and ask a taxi-driver?
He was not amused
(I replied, why don't you stop and ask a taxi-driver?
He was not amused
WormuIus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:24,
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To get to Mottingham,turn left out of my house until you reach Well Hall Road. Turn left up Well Hall Road and keep going till you reach the Royal pub.
NEXT!
(NEXT!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 20:13,
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I miss the days when movie posters credited actors to their actual parts"MELVIN VAN PEEBLES AS SWEET SWEETBACK"
( AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:33,
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Hehe*slides in a pea*
EDIT:SLOOOOW tonight?
(EDIT:SLOOOOW tonight?
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 19:00,
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Well click for bigger then!You get that file I sent you?
'ningles peeps
('ningles peeps
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:02,
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ningyeah i got it...never had soooooo much porn at once!
( Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:10,
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YeahI'm sorry if some look over 16.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:11,
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Just had the pub calling to confirm the function roomBastards won't let us play our own music! They don't have an entertainment licence (which costs about £100 a year).
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:26,
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*squits* my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49,
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Mind squits? my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:51,
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Everytime I hit refresh, it reloads this picWhy is this?
edit: Ok, I'm sick of reloading it - *adblock*
(edit: Ok, I'm sick of reloading it - *adblock*
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:50,
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I've asked this before.it's because it is called from a PHP script and it does not cache. That means we get to use up lovely bandwidth every time the page is refreshed.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:51,
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Ah, lovely jubbly.Seems a bit pointless. Is it?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:52,
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I have no idea.but the layman in me says yes.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:55,
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Yes mine too.Did your layman use lube this time? Mine forgot.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:56,
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haha.fuck off. I don't like mincers me ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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dont invite him to your wedding!*gets a step closer to seeing Dixon in a dress*
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:00,
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Haha. It wouldbe worth getting remarried for ( and to be honest the way things are going I might be back on the market before long )
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:01,
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Mona Lisa Overdrivesprings to mind
(
finnbar has officially retired,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:59,
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I can't see him without thinking of someone else now.And then I smile and shake my head incredulously.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31,
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The board is awash with redexes for me I'm afraid :((including these two)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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But it's Rooney. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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Funnily enough I can seem them when I paste into another browserAh look at his lully ears and nosey-wosey
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:33,
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It's got to the stage where a mate of mine thought I had some weird thingabout him. Had to explain.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36,
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I want to lick icecream off the tip of his nose and play with his little earsRooney, not your mate. Although if your mate is up for it..?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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Not your type, schnookums.Not unless you're about to come back over to the dark side.
Which I would sincerely hope you'd warn me about.
(Which I would sincerely hope you'd warn me about.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:40,
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Much like wanking naked in front of the urinals at Tescos,there isn't much fun knowing there will be warning :P
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42,
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Haha, it'll be my wedding dayand suddenly I'll be pounced and removed from the procession by a tall man clad in a suit of many pants.
Edit: I am bye bye! See you soon, dixypoos. x
(Edit: I am bye bye! See you soon, dixypoos. x
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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I discovered my mate of 5 years had been hiding a deep sense of homophobia for a while nowHe didn't invite me to his wedding last week (so is an ex-mate). I also found out last week that apparently a few years ago he told someone he didn't like people seeing us out drinking beers as he didn't want people to think we were "an item".
I threatened to crash his wedding at the crucial part of the ceremony by rushing down the aisle in a wedding dress, mascara smudged to the four winds, tears streaming down my face, me clutching a bouquet of long-dead roses, begging for him to take me back
(I threatened to crash his wedding at the crucial part of the ceremony by rushing down the aisle in a wedding dress, mascara smudged to the four winds, tears streaming down my face, me clutching a bouquet of long-dead roses, begging for him to take me back
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:47,
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what a prick.break into his house at night kitted out as you described, stand over his bed and just start shrieking. that'll show him
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49,
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I fucking love mincers me.I have seen my wife with her head in her hands in shame whilst I dance with my shirt off with the boys in Brompton's. I'm a right old fag hag.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:50,
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a mate of mine is wonderful queen in the christopher biggins sort of wayand he's made it his project to seduce me at some point in my life...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:55,
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Marwood?edit: i got it, never mind :)
i probably am actually...
(i probably am actually...
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:59,
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Marwood (Paul McGann) of "Withnail & I"You have the looks and the hair - now you have the Uncle Monty :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:01,
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i've been told i look like paul mcgann a fair few timesbut thats the first time i've been told i'm marwood as well :)
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:03,
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Just because of the hair?Because the face isn't really that similar...
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:05,
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i've just got one of those faces, y'know?most people know someone that looks like me, or there's someone i look like that they can't quite put their finger on who, or some one from the wide variety of short male celebs with curly hair, including everyone from elijah wood to woody allen...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:08,
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I think you must just hang out with people who are either severely visually impaired or incredibly dull.The only person I look vaguely like is the picture I have in my profile, and that's only really in some lights anyway.
I just have a most singular countenance.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 18:13,
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I just have a most singular countenance.
Did you tell him that if he didn't invite you to his wedding you'd bum him in ways which would make him useless to a woman?If not, why not?
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:57,
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If that is a serious questionWhy on earth would I want to go to a wedding/party where I'm not wanted?
Nah, fukkim. Life's too short and all that.
(Nah, fukkim. Life's too short and all that.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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I'm still waiting on my giraffe. NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34,
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Brace yourself !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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He hates having poo on his finger...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27,
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That must take quite some anus training.Woo
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27,
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My dog's cock looks like this...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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why is your dogs cockin his mouth?
and WHY do you know what it looks like, with such detail, that you can see it in images?
(and WHY do you know what it looks like, with such detail, that you can see it in images?
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:33,
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why is your dogs cock in his mouth? PASSWHY do you know what it looks like, with such detail, that you can see it in images? IT'S PRETTY to watch and touch
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36,
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Do you sniff it on lonely, cold winter nights? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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Which brings me to this point:If people who are sexually attracted to children are called Paedophiles, what are people who are sexually attracted to old people called?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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Not reached it yetTis when my post count = my profile number
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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geriophiles at a guessor for REALLY old people - necrophiliacs
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49,
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
have many woo's!
and a tissue
(have many woo's!
and a tissue
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29,
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OOP . . .Flick it off ! Way to be btw !
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37,
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rob is Kilroy-Silk in a syrup?
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10,
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He's got lovely soft, feminine arms. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:12,
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Yes, yes he has.All the way up to the elbow and not a single scratch.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:14,
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He did remove that watch thoughthankfully.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:14,
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But kept the telephone? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16,
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Ring ring in the ring lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:19,
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Oh Mister Ileocecal ValveIt's for yoooou-hooo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20,
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One of the two sciences to which I paid any attention.The other was Chem.
Phys can FUCK RIGHT OFF. I'm not clever enough by far.
(Phys can FUCK RIGHT OFF. I'm not clever enough by far.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23,
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Yeah, I saw how long it took you to spell tongue right earlier.That's a lovely glass house you've got there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28,
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I got an O Level B in BiologyI also got an O Level B in Home Economics
Which means I'd make a great Hannibal Lecter.
(Which means I'd make a great Hannibal Lecter.
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26,
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Jesus, you're a sexy bitch when you want to be. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27,
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sweet, what's on the manu? lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27,
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fair doos*hands over juicy juicy rump
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29,
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Burn off the hairs.It'll help start the crackling, too.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:30,
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flame off the hair, boar styleit'll be good.
Enjoy!
I'm off down the gymnasiums!
(Enjoy!
I'm off down the gymnasiums!
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31,
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why did you do away with cannibal and change it?strange ninja
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28,
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I like to add a personality to my abnormal behaviours so I can blame it on others Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29,
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... I teach A-level Physics.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28,
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You must be very clever then.don't get all offended because I called you clever.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:28,
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Haha thanks :-)I'm just one step ahead of the kids.
Physics is great, but it can be a real bitch at times. I have admiration for biologists, anyone who can comprehend that amount of information is in my book tip-top.
(Physics is great, but it can be a real bitch at times. I have admiration for biologists, anyone who can comprehend that amount of information is in my book tip-top.
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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Biology just seems to 'click' better for me.I wish I'd taken it further but I tried to do psychology as well as film, media and camera tech which didn't exactly work.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34,
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I've had to do a little bit of human biology for this MSc, and it's been pretty interesting actually.I'm sure if I got into the horrible details of it, I'd feel differently.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35,
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I used to read medical textbookswhen I was younger and I really REALLY wanted to be a doctor.
I kind of think I should have been, as I remember quite a lot of it.
(I kind of think I should have been, as I remember quite a lot of it.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37,
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It sounds interesting, but I'm not sure if I could handle all the blood and poking people.I should be safely stashed away in the back rooms, away from the bleeding and vomiting people.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41,
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Oh I don't mind bodily fluids.I've held a mate up in a shower whilst she simultaneously vomited on my face and chest and shat herself.
Didn't bother me at ALL. Which bothered me slightly, if you get my drift.
Edit: I am off: adieu!
(Didn't bother me at ALL. Which bothered me slightly, if you get my drift.
Edit: I am off: adieu!
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:43,
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I did Chemistry, Physics and English Lit at A-level.I disliked Biology that much.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36,
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I chose philosophy over biology. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36,
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Sounded like fun.I even did a third of my degree in it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:39,
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It was a Philosophy joke ;-) NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41,
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Bollocks.If I'd have known, I wouldn't have given such a quick and direct answer.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42,
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because philosophy is awesome/degree course
i should've done biology and english instead of law and drama at a-level
(i should've done biology and english instead of law and drama at a-level
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:41,
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...English Lit?!You MUST hate it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37,
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Haha...English Lit turned out to be my best grade too! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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I Loved English lit.I took it with Art, Chem, Phys, Geog, Engineering workshop, History and German ( as well as those forced on me, the reedin an rightin stuff. )
I do remember being really pissed off that because I was doing a day release electronics college course that I was not allowed to take Biology as well on account of they ( the edu bods ) thought that having an education that was too far based on the sciences was surely not good for me. It was prehistoric in my day, I kid you not.
(I do remember being really pissed off that because I was doing a day release electronics college course that I was not allowed to take Biology as well on account of they ( the edu bods ) thought that having an education that was too far based on the sciences was surely not good for me. It was prehistoric in my day, I kid you not.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49,
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If you'd have seen the people on my Physics degree,you'd know too much science can do terrible things to people.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:51,
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They can't get kidsto take up the sciences these days. I despair at education.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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Manchester gave me £1,500 for doing a physics degree.Apparently that's what it takes.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:56,
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*physics high-fives*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29,
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BACK IN THE CORNER YOU TWO!we'll have no physics here...
*tends towards order in a closed system*
(*tends towards order in a closed system*
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31,
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ENTROPYor something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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OH SHIT*retreats to the laboratory*
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34,
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that made me clench so tighti could turn coal into a diamond
( Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16,
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Lucky boy.Can't beat getting ol' Kilroy to have a rummage in yr guts
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16,
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I think this is the sexiest thing I have read all day Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22,
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The phrase 'rummage in your guts'is making me feel a bit perculiar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:24,
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dial o898 old ginger mingerhe has the internets and a 1930s telephonic device!
I wants one mum!
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16,
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I wants one mum!
I have one mumHow many mums do you have?
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22,
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i'm very ill, b3ta. my kitchen has poisoned me.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:00,
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hehehe, not even bowie can sing that song wellwoo
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:01,
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oh but he can!bowie is my favourite musician ever. even despite going a bit weird after 1980...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:04,
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don't get me wrong the man is amazing, that songs just impossible Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42,
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a vodka bottle tried to poison me yesterday, bastard thingwoo sketch!~
CURSE YOU YOU TWATTING THREAD DELETER WHEREVER YOU ARE!!
(CURSE YOU YOU TWATTING THREAD DELETER WHEREVER YOU ARE!!
M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:02,
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this made me smilethe comic, not you being ill
( Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:02,
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good showi'd hate to think the thought of me hugging a toilet made you smile
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:03,
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TOILET HUGGER!!!damn hippies
*throws job section*
get a shower and a job you bare footed free loader
(*throws job section*
get a shower and a job you bare footed free loader
Sir T. Skellington,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:09,
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how dare you accuse me of being a free footed bear loaderi've never done anything of the sort!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11,
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Student kitchens'll do that....Woo!
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:03,
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I recommend you poison the kitchen in a revenge attack.If you can't find a suitable poison, use an axe.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:04,
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i'm considering just napalming the houseits my bloody housemates refusing to do their washing up and now 6 out of 7 of us plus my missus have spent the weekend out of service :(
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:06,
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Blimey.Surround a small explosive device with cillit bang, and set it off in the middle of the kitchen.
It may be your only hope.
(It may be your only hope.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:07,
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not a bad plan except who knows what might happensurely no-one has ever used cillit bang in such quantities before? what if it eats through a load bearing wall?
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10,
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Then the source of your pain will be safely buried where it can't hurt anyone. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11,
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If they're refusing to wash upthen they're obviously not grown up enough to live in a house without their (obviously shit) parents.
Tell them that. From me.
(Tell them that. From me.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:10,
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Linda Lovelace. Name the film. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13,
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O_oI'm lost :/
edit: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I like it :D
(edit: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I like it :D
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:14,
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^This. From me too.Cunts.
( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13,
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i have made mention of this.its mostly because we were without hot water for two months and all the washing built up. as soon as i've stopped throwing up i'm taking a birch rod to them.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13,
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That's no excuse, you've got a cooker and a kettle, presumably.I was without hot running water for about the same time and I still bathed daily and washed up.
Seriously, they need to understand that bullshit like this is exactly why people hate students. You can't whine that people call you dirty lazy little tossbags when you fucking are.
I'm really not aiming this at you, by the way. Them.
(Seriously, they need to understand that bullshit like this is exactly why people hate students. You can't whine that people call you dirty lazy little tossbags when you fucking are.
I'm really not aiming this at you, by the way. Them.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:15,
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But most students are dirty and lazy.Either that or I was unlucky in my choice of housemates.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:16,
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Bastards *shakes fist* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:21,
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Although my friends who didn't go to uni are just as bad.Maybe it's just most people who are dirty and lazy.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22,
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i think sothough no matter how old i get my bedroom will always be a mess. i just like it that way :)
what always astonishes me are the bloody students who turn up as though they own the city. the RAG week bastards are everywhere at the moment. god i hate students...
(what always astonishes me are the bloody students who turn up as though they own the city. the RAG week bastards are everywhere at the moment. god i hate students...
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:21,
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Oh I'm UNTIDYbut that's different to dirty. Or lazy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:22,
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Untidy is not filthy.I am untidy. I despise filth.
Unless it's in the bedroom. Phwoar!
(Unless it's in the bedroom. Phwoar!
NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31,
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I agree with all that you say here ^ Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:17,
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VERY occasionally I'll make some sense :D Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20,
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yeah i think exactly the samei've taken to just repossessing all my plates and keeping them in my room for when i need them. its 'orrible it really is. still, i'm living in a nice house with things that work with people who aren't slovenly gits next year so here's hoping.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:18,
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Good luck with that.I only managed to get a clean kitchen once I got a place to myself.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20,
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well next year there's only four of usone is a little timid lad who will do what he's told and two girls who're working full time and they're kinda neat freaky so i fucking hope its clean. the main lesson i learnt this year was never lend your knives to anyone.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23,
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I ended up doing the same as you and hiding enough stuff for me in a cupboard so I could keep it clean.I was constantly amazed they didn't realise.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:24,
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No bastard touches my knives.Or my Sai.
Some things are precious, and a woman's weaponry and Sabatiers are precious.
(Some things are precious, and a woman's weaponry and Sabatiers are precious.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26,
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you use your sai's in cooking?o_0
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:27,
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Well no.But still. No touchy or Fae stabby.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29,
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that sounds pretty fair to me to be honestthats how i feel about my kitchen nerves
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:37,
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It's probably best that people don't touch my knives.I shouldn't really be allowed considering my clumsiness. I sharpen them. And well, at that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:39,
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Is it you that is struggling to get the bills paid too?I'd fuck this situation right off mate. Get somewhere by yourself. You should live in a hotel like Howard Hughes. ( you don't have to put kleenex boxes on your feet if you don't want ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23,
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fortunatly thats not methat was Lemon wasn't it?
this lot are quite good at bills in all fairness, there was one incident where i had to frogmarch the fucking useless scouser (no reflection on any other scousers, but some how it seems to make his uselessness worse) to a cash point.
it is my dream to one day be as metal/rich as howard hughes :)
(this lot are quite good at bills in all fairness, there was one incident where i had to frogmarch the fucking useless scouser (no reflection on any other scousers, but some how it seems to make his uselessness worse) to a cash point.
it is my dream to one day be as metal/rich as howard hughes :)
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26,
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I've never wanted to be metal...until now that is. ;)
I was a mature student so spent my University days in my house with my wife and dog. ( she still was not allowed in the kitchen though unless to load the dishwasher ).
(I was a mature student so spent my University days in my house with my wife and dog. ( she still was not allowed in the kitchen though unless to load the dishwasher ).
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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stupid keyboardthough howard hughes was metal as fuck :)
are you a bit of a kitchen hitler as well? i tend to get angrier and angrier as making the meal progresses and woe betide anyone who gets in my way when i'm cooking.
(are you a bit of a kitchen hitler as well? i tend to get angrier and angrier as making the meal progresses and woe betide anyone who gets in my way when i'm cooking.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35,
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My girlfriend is starting to get scared of cooking with me.It's best for her to just sit in the next room, and to not try to stir anything.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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i wish i could inspire this fear in my ladywomanshe has this tendency to sort of hover at my elbow through out the cooking. i've explained several times at high volume that she should just go and watch tv but every time she's back. it doesn't help that she's better at cooking than me anyway
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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It's taken a while and the project isn't yet complete.I've been using the 'grumpy bastard' technique to get her to understand I'm fine doing it on my own.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:48,
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i've gone for just asking her to do unpleasent things till she leaves me alone"can i help?"
"yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
("yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:52,
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Haha, you're a crueler man than me.Although in my old, filthy student house, she once decided to do all our washing up.
It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
(It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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the only time our house cleans up is when either myself or my menopausal-woman-trapped-in-a-20-year-old-man housematesuddenly crack and go on cleaning binges
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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help b3tard's just redexing on me*glums*
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05,
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Poor Kirsty, she doesn't deserve your distortions
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05,
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You know what they say about men with big handsThey need big gloves.
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:45,
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My mother says something similar about men with big noses and hankiesthe silly bint
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:51,
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*destroys shack*ahahaaaa
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:46,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Mutants"){kind=small}
HahahaI've just done a real live caricature too!
( Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:49,
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cornow she'd be able to give me a blow job
( mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:50,
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Mouthis too small.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:50,
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That's a caricature?Looks like a photo to me.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:51,
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OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS NOT A VECTOR IT IS CLEARLY MADE OF PIXELS *PROLAPSE*Lovely pic :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:37,
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ELECTRIC COLOURING IN!Yes, it's lovely.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:38,
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I spent the best part of yesterday afternoon electric colouring-inI forgotten how therapeutic it is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:39,
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I know what you mean...It's really quite relaxing.
And people who don't know that it's basically just tracing think you're actually good at something! :D
(And people who don't know that it's basically just tracing think you're actually good at something! :D
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:43,
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yeah but the people who say 'oh it's just tracing' don't get that it's not exactly tracing and that there is a hint of artistic judgment involved. mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:46,
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I'd introduce them to Dictionary Land.Via the medium of the facecar.
At 100 mph.
(At 100 mph.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:47,
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It's a sight to behold.'Little angry Stompsalot.'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54,
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Nope.Although what the FUCK that has to do with my pointing out people's lack of intelligence I don't know.
To be fair, I'm not in the best of moods.
(To be fair, I'm not in the best of moods.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:00,
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i was purely picking up on the 'stompsalot' biti shall keep my mouth shut now and take cover.
( mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:04,
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I was having a perfectly nice dayand then my client decided to be a cunt, my mate's been fucked around and my team are in a right sullen mood.
Fuck sake. MONDAYS.
(Fuck sake. MONDAYS.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:05,
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i'm with you on the first one (mine is mostly the same)and i sympathise on the other two.
tbh, if clients weren't cunts though, it would suggest we were sucking up to them too much.
(tbh, if clients weren't cunts though, it would suggest we were sucking up to them too much.
mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:07,
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At the moment I'm about I---I this closeto calling her, screaming down the phone, hanging up and resigning.
But I can't do that because of the mortgage. Bah.
(But I can't do that because of the mortgage. Bah.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:09,
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i once put the phone down on a room full of clients and my own account execi wasn't on that account for much longer after that... but that in itself was a blessing in disguise, and got me the role i've got now, which i love (relative to previous one)
( mutster101 fell over,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:15,
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I have downloaded a couple of Walrus Man's piccysAnd sat and coloured them in over a long and dull work evening...It was top fun and very theraputic.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:46,
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I did do vectors...To start with... but you cant leave it at that can you?
It looked all wrong.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:43,
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It looked all wrong.
Ignore me - just having a dig at all those overly serious arguments here about what is and isn't a vector ;)I couldn't care less how it's made (unless it really is a technical marvel of thousands of nodes and curves - but that just gets my detail-cock hard) just as long as it looks great :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:48,
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you mean medon't you? ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:49,
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Oh it's all about YOU isn't it dear?Here - have a sip of tea and a jaffacake ;)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:52,
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I havecoffee and pepperami hot thanks.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54,
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I can't recall what I called it last week andmade Tom O Bedlam laugh. I'll have to go look.
edit:// oh yeah "Vexel is another made up word
coined by people who finally admit they did not have a clue what a vector scalable image was but want to make it seem like what they do is something more than digitally assisted colouring book nonsense."
(edit:// oh yeah "Vexel is another made up word
coined by people who finally admit they did not have a clue what a vector scalable image was but want to make it seem like what they do is something more than digitally assisted colouring book nonsense."
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:48,
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Oh you and your vector pedantry :DI did some vector work last night on Corel Draw and was getting right narked at my curves going all "curly wurly the wrong way". I think that's the technical term?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:51,
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pfft.you have to learn to keep the pen down ( or left mouse clicked ) as you place the point then drag the handle in the general direction of the line you are following. Curly wurly means you have the wrong handle going the wrong way. It gets easy after some practice.
And again, I don't get pissy about the pictures, just the words that people use to describe them. We need to have laws or we'll end up speaking French.!
(And again, I don't get pissy about the pictures, just the words that people use to describe them. We need to have laws or we'll end up speaking French.!
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54,
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yeh - those bloody handles :DWas just using for some design work I occasionally get shoved over my home desk - haven't fired up Corel Draw for yonks
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:56,
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I am doing painting right now.but there is not much to see as I have just started.
Click for bigger (354KB)
(
Click for bigger (354KB)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:07,
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I think you should start a new thread with this and give us daily new thread progress reports :P Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:09,
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I couldpost my iterative saves in a new thread every 30 minutes. I think people would like that.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:11,
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You'd certainly get plenty of replies Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:13,
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oh.. corel painterI still have essentials. I like the idea of the palette.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:12,
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Essentials camewith my Wacom but I've never took it out of the box. I suppose I should do some time just to see the difference as I plan to do a few tutorials when I think I'm capable enough and it would help to know the limitations.
Mixer palette is really good for quick colour picks.
(Mixer palette is really good for quick colour picks.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:20,
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I use the word "vexel", and I know what a vector is,but yes, that's a pretty good statement.
( ClanSoul,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:51,
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that still makes me chuckle :) Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:57,
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My mum would approve of that name.She calls everything George.
Well, except her daughter, obviously.
I like this.
(Well, except her daughter, obviously.
I like this.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:38,
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So you real name isn't George? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:40,
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I'm one of the few things in her lifewith a different name.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:42,
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With my parents it was Ericas in The 'Alibut.
Luckily it was decided I wouldn't be an Eric. Lucky for my initials, anyway.
(Luckily it was decided I wouldn't be an Eric. Lucky for my initials, anyway.
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:51,
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They can, yes!I'm doing a photoshop vector/vexel that I've been trying to finish for about 6 months
/pure laziness blog
(/pure laziness blog
XLVII .uk,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:41,
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haha.haha, ha.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:47,
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^ this*still smirking*
EDIT: And the film was fairly shite an all
(EDIT: And the film was fairly shite an all
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:35,
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predictable but classy was my responsei was not suprised by anything, at all. but i thought it was ok.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:53,
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Hahaha!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:35,
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I told you he looked like Cherie Blair...
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25,
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She really is a chicken skin-covered skull of a woman. Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:27,
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Crikey!That's rather frightening
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:27,
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Nicely done and superbly frightening!edit/ I'm happy that her book has allowed me to drag out all my Cherie reposts!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:28,
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Every time I see Cherie on the board I know Waspy isn't far away :D Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:30,
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I home in on a good Cherie piclike a wasp to someone running about flapping their arms cos they're scared of a little wasp.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:32,
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Naked and vulnerable!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:30,
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ewwwwthats blatantly wrong.
It was bad enough hearing about her bloody periods on have I got news for you.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:33,
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It was bad enough hearing about her bloody periods on have I got news for you.
Yeah but it was Kirsty Young talking about it...mmmmmmmmmm..... Kirsty Young!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:34,
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Eeek! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:31,
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That looks like BonoSo if Cherie and Wacko Pedo ever have a kid....
(,
Tue 20 May 2008, 0:49,
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Kitty looks like it's just drunk that cup of coffeeI don't blame it for pulling a face!
( Joliet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:23,
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*exposes dregs, waits lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25,
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lolbit too sureal
its a machine that makes the word and... and allows the continuation of this kind of thing...
*goes back to lala land
(its a machine that makes the word and... and allows the continuation of this kind of thing...
*goes back to lala land
Jorvic,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35,
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silly kitty 3 sugars not 1 prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25,
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It certainly is... Well done...Have a click
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25,
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I would reply with a picture but b3tards apears to be buggeredso have this little woo instead.
:(
edit: YAY!
(:(
edit: YAY!
XLVII .uk,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:30,
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BLAAAAAAAAARRB! BLAAAAAAAAARRB!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:10,
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Crikey!The Blaaarbing Cavalier?
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:12,
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this is among my favourite things to have been on b3ta drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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i'm with you on that. god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:22,
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Winner of the 1621 corned beef gargling championship . . . Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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Still makes me giggle. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:18,
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Gnu gnu gnu :-)Your turn
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:23,
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moose moose mooseI like this game
game - geddit
(game - geddit
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:24,
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yoghurt yoghurt yoghurtnot really...
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:25,
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Barges in: ELK ELK ELK lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:26,
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Seu, yu melk de elk and dan yu poot eet een de buuuhketant dan yu fids it tuh de lettle cheldren.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:27,
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i am so turned on right nowand don't understand why
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:29,
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deuhn't yu weuhrryCapeetan Van Waaau weel leuk efter yu.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:32,
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EU CEUHM BAAAARKDish ish euhtraaaayge.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:34,
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*runs, super fast*trips, twists ankle
*prays
(*prays
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:37,
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Eu mai baybeeYU HEFF RETAAHRNED!
Deuhn't reuhn agarn, ah weel heff teu shpank yu.
(Deuhn't reuhn agarn, ah weel heff teu shpank yu.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:39,
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DISH ISH HERDLY DE PUNT. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:42,
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Oh, Let's have some elk milk then lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:45,
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DISH IS SHLANDER. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:48,
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lolly lolly lolly*tongue falls out*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:27,
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lollylollylollylollylollyThat feels really good to say
I might go and buy a lolly now
(I might go and buy a lolly now
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:28,
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Make sure to take a photo of yourself licking it in a flirtacious manner. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:29,
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Is there any other way to lick lollies? Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:35,
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I've seen some lads make a right pigs ear of it.Not very alluring at all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:36,
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haha we should have a compo at the bash :D Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:38,
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I'd like to see if I can be beat, though :) Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:41,
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We could have a DT competition... Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:43,
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New one on me...genre?
Ashally with it being you I'm guessing RAWWWK ;)
(Ashally with it being you I'm guessing RAWWWK ;)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:34,
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Ah.Been the best part of 20 years since I've dun Goff.
*shows age*
(*shows age*
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:36,
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Been the best part of 20 years since I started primary schooldoes that help?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:37,
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marginally...dun't time fly...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:40,
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hahahaha... wonderful!
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:21,
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Amazing!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:28,
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Hello, sweet-pea! sweet-pea!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:16,
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(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:20,
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hahahahahayou crazy
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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bloody hellThat's quite a blaaaaaarb! I'm guessing this guy's a pro
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:18,
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Arf!Sooooo much redex on the board. Can someone wake the hamster up over at b3tards?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:19,
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THIS!(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:21,
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For some reasonI look at this and get the overwhelming urge to yawn.
I hasten to add it's probably because he looks like he's yawning and not because of the pic... the pic is woo...
I'm going home before I dig any deeper :O(
(I hasten to add it's probably because he looks like he's yawning and not because of the pic... the pic is woo...
I'm going home before I dig any deeper :O(
Joliet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:23,
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Nice variant! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:34,
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