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# Kitty wants to play....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# is that your tasty body i can see in the back ground?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# If I said yes would you hold it against me?
Er... hang on... that doesn't work...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# That cat has pins and needles!
AICMFP!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Stretch those toes...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# it's either that or very high blood pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# kitty can get fucked.
he scares me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# DO WANT
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# blowfeld and his cat from the up coming bond film?
Excellent stuff, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# *cough*
w
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# the cat has epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Kitty might want to try silverware . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Cheese tease!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# mousey..
..might want to try wheels.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Perfect!
:D

Edit: I keep coming back to look at this. It's one of the nicest things I've ever seen on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# .
*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# This is my fave...
before i got shoppers block!
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# When you snap your fingers . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Reverse tease !
Whoooosh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# That is giving me the fear for some reason
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# because
it's really creepy/freaky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Don't you just love that
kitty clown face ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# NO.
not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Yeah, that'll be it...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# He smiles.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# yay
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*shits knickers*
*hides under the stairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# s'ok
she lieks yu
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i don't like her!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# she still likes you
but she did do a tiny cry
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# you're making me feel guilty now
tell her i said she's not too bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# she dun a purrr
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Is that Michael J. Fox
..playing with your enormous pussy?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# MOUSES!
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Pardon me while I hit and run






(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# That's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha marvellous!
Compotastic!

Click!

Also - it is SCIENTIFIC FACT - FACT, mark you - not up for discussion - that custard creams are absolutely delicious and remind me of my gran because she always used to have them whenever we were there.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# i certify this
SCIENCEtm fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# if I ever stayed over at my Nan's years ago,
she'd wake me up with tea and custard creams (and occasionally malted milks)

I really miss that now, but never thought much of it when I was small
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Mine used to torture me
by putting choc digestives in her barrel but not letting me have them.
I had to make do with custard creams or rich tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)
# One NEVER has to "make do" with custard creams, because they're all of teh lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Haha I hate that magazine!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# well done on the 'T-immobile' image in NUTS this week :)
/my invoice is in the post
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'll be using JK Rowling's defence team... :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# PS...
Any more brilliant ideas you have just let me know.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I don't f*ckin' think so matey ;)
I shall expect free drinks all night if you and I ever frequent the same Bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# That goes without saying :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# ello, anything doing with that?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# you should have been added to the list
I did pass on details to the relevant chap
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# cheers.
Don't like to pester!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# no worries
I'll drop him a line to ensure you're on there if you aren't already :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# what a gent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# This is awesome.
*subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Nice one Barbie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Does anyone know who did the CMYK magazine?
It was jolly good.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Mighty Nibus
www.b3ta.com/board/8447342
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That is fucking brilliant
All mag spoofs should have declared null and void after that
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Also this is a brilliant one, from Dave The Hat
www.b3ta.com/board/6166229
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# ^this^
was expecting it along any minute now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha very good!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# haha nice work!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Oh please, no!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# very good sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# heat gives wank mags a bad name.
it's a mag, it's a load of wank, but it has no pron and is therefore misleading as a wank mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Its a mag full of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# and wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# What is a national-service.co.uk?


Should I be scared? Will I need to buy any special garments for it? Is it part of a calorie controlled diet?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Hehehe
clever!

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# FASTLOAD

CFB

click for the ones I made so far
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# tape loading error
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# you dropped this!
R

;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bytes: A TAN CAT HAS 4 PAUSE
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# ? SYNTAX ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# CLOADM
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# 10 PRINT "T-Shirt"
20 GOTO 10


T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
T-Shirt T-Shirt T-Shirt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Surely you need one with magenta & cyan stripes
and the caption LOAD ""L
Withe the L in reverse video
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha
nice pun :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Like it
Well done.
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# haha
Wellcome new person, pull up a chair!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# That means a lot to me.


No. Really.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm in a fluffe mood today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:43, archived)
# haha
this is silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
well done!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# oh dear. oh very deary me.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Haha!
I laugh-ed like a loon.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:34, archived)
# how unfourTUNAte
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:37, archived)
# at least its not a TOPE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# oi you get trOUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:39, archived)
# There's
no PLAICE for that sort of behaviour...
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I can't believe I'm herring this!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# why you little SCAMPi
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:49, archived)
# i'm finding this so funny i've got a massive BREAMing smile on my face.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Oh
For cod's sake stop the puns
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Maybe you should just FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Don't
Carp on at me
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I would but FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Piiiiiiiinapple :)
I really like your holiday pikshur.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# You can't stop me
I'm turbot charged!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# don't tell him Pike
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:01, archived)
# you're beyong repROACH

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Pollacks
He's no angel
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# no need to SNAPper
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# calm down darLING

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Stop being such an A-HOLEhole
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# salmon, salmon, snapper,
squirrelfish, lionfish, hake.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# big fish, little fish, cardboard box
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# she was only a fishmongers daughter
but she knew how to lie on a slab and say Fillet
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# i'm glad, normally you're a bit crabby
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:54, archived)
# prawn praw prawn prawn
KELP
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# orly
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# no - not any more
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I
fEEL there are too many puns
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# *wheels out the stone-aged fish-pun post*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# haha
I like this. I feel its a good ending to a good pun exchange.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnd cue rimshot......
Very good, welcome aboard you will fit right in. (in that strange shaped slot over there I think)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
# ha ha ha very good!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# pfffft
hahah
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Pfffft
Woo!

Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# welcome new person
well done - you have passed the first test. Now you must bring me the teeth of the hydra.

GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:58, archived)
# HAZAN CABAL!
Consistency of a Sparrow Hawk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Here you g...

Oh, sorry. Misunderstood.
(I helped save b3ta! struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 23:30, archived)
# pfff
pull up a sock, shop a blessed, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# or...
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
The office is very quiet today and I just erupted into raucous laughter!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o/
finally I understand what 'clammy hands' is a euphemism for.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:02, archived)
# THAT'S RUDE.
*mary whitehouses*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I always assumed she'd be really
experienced
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# If watching sex and violence on TV has the effect on people she claimed
then she must have been fucking dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:06, archived)
# that's the logic I followed
"... cor this is fooking filth; I most stop other people from watching it, after I flick miself off"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Office Guffaw
not a nice mental image tho, I just hope no one shops a pic of mary flickin herself off.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# yeah
let's tempt fate by suggesting thing's b3tans shouldn't do...

you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of mortal men... unless you're using reverse psychology (then you're messing with powers beyond the comprehension of me).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Damn
You sussed me
But no one is sick enough to shop a pic of Mary whitehouse flicking her bean.
Are they?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8528567
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# a boning knife?
it's nice to use specific tools
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:05, archived)
# you ought to specify their size or weight too
for authenticity, like
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# big and fat.
you shouldn't get too technical, i'm female, remember
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:09, archived)
# "...what colour was the car that hit you?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# white
the bus that hit me was red, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# red before it hit you or after?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# before
i nearly killed the bitch who pushed me in front of it, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hoorah!
yes! that's exactly what he'd need.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# indeed.
a boning knife and a big fucking hammer.
for fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# fuckhammers?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Yes.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# "gimme your money or i'll do stabbing"
this makes me glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)
# RIS?
ow! my fucking eyes!! They are bleeding!!! got a bigger version?
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yeah, i did have
but it's fucked off somewhere and flickr's mangled this one and made it all small. bah. :/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:40, archived)
# FUCKHAMMERS!
I too will never do stabbing



....again.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 17:55, archived)
# i can't see
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Hahaah
Fucking hell!

God it's slow, News letter subject line yet?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# oaww :(
'Lo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# 'lo to you :D
i'm waiting for the newsletter, too. i might clean up once i'v read it.
then again, i might play twilight princess and fuck the dishes off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# who wouldn't
done that toddler in and airplane animation yet?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Phil 'The Power' Taylor


Just finished this, I'll do a colour version soon.x









(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# compo it!
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# done
x
(I helped save b3ta! Lomticks Be yourself; everyone else is taken., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# nice pic
shame he's ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# is he a trill?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# you've forgotten to draw his neck
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Nice. I like darts too

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I liked arts, in fact I still do
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:33, archived)
# But isnt...
..he a sex case? LOL!
(Phlash, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Faster
(stock of temples (while stocks last), Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# woo
i remember seeing some sort of "celebrity" fat shits camp where the only way some porker could meet the targets was that he got dysentery, his distress amused me.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I remember at school
there were some of the 'larger' people wanting to catch glandular fever!
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# i had a mild bout of that once
made me feel like death for 2 weeks. i got lucky really, it can last for months.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I agree
I got food poisoning from a peanut I washed down with a litre of vodka once and I lost 2 stone. Dysentery is the best!
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Pfffft
Needs more tapeworm...


TJ - In other news, I've just found out how to use the search to find the most popular posts of all time...

www.b3ta.com/search/board/everyone/best

Unsurprisingly, the top two are Sheep and Happytoast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Top Find!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# haha ooh that's handy :)

yaay sock's there...bless you lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# quality stuff there
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:30, archived)
# cool
I have never seen the "this post was frontpaged" icon before.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Yeah, it only seems to appear in the search
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
# #3! #3!
Wooooo!
*looks rather proud to be up there*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Excellent find!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I like how
Spunky's cash one is on there twice
(beemoh, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:56, archived)
# thrice
if you go through another page or two...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:00, archived)
# There's a bug with the subsequent pages though
It shows posts that were on previous pages
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Wish - Command
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:07, archived)
# that looks like a comfortable and decorative cushion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# is that where all the crumbs go?
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 17:05, archived)
# First attempt at one of these
www.b3ta.com/board/8528287
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# That's no moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
#
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
#



parp
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:42, archived)
#





* I wish I hadn't started this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# finishing a chevron by yourself
makes you gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *DRY BUMS*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Just as I like it!

Real men etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:07, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hehe
Bllllllaaaaaaaawagon!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# yeah - its hit the critical mass
of three participants, rendering it bandwagon and thus it must die!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:26, archived)
# That's my only one for the moment
/not jumping on the blaaaaarbwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# BLAAAAAAAAAAAAARB!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# My God!
It's full of blaaaaarb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
#
.
Odd-Fish 4th July 2008
Click for readable.

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Soup herb
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# bugger me.
That's not a mind-pissing I would have expected. ( shakes urine from ear )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# haha.
Parsley! ( soup herb ) as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Utterly lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# poor lovecraft!
never fear, i'd nibble on your tentacles.

if they were battered, fried and served with tartare sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# ^ Needs more squirrels with tits!

How rude of me - WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:05, archived)
# Excellent
Must have taken a lot of work!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I read your username
before your comment and it made me do a :(
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] fatcher.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# pfff
needs more handbag
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# "you trim if you want to
The Lady's not for trimming"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:02, archived)
#
would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] small spoiler
(1.618..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Click for smaller?
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Arrrghhhh!
The size, the size!!!

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# but... 243.38 kB (249220 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# yeah, he's goina bit OTT there, but that is massive in terms of pixel size.
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# yes! let's burn him anyway!
grabs pitchfork!

arrRR!RR!R!!R
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# True
I may have got a bit wrong there, but surley it could be smaller?

The image is great by the way....if only this happened!

/Edit: Yay - much better
(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:56, archived)
# oh
my
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I AM THE DOCTOR!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# don't fucking toy with me!
i'd die of happy if this were true.



and much smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
I decided against a vexel of you, I'm doing this instead:
Stealth Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# that is fearsome
and beyond freaky!

good cheekbones, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :D
I also decided to show everyone after only doing your tongue, because you look scarier :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:55, archived)
# tongue?
is that a different pic, then? the one in that link has no tongue!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# Your mouth is open, you can see your tongue
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# ah, right
i'm with you now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:22, archived)
# If only it was true.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Oooooo. Kayyyyyyy......
This image uses 100% of my cpu. Therefore I don't like it at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# If only...



...that was a bit smaller
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# MUCH BIGGAR!!!
please
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahahahah YES!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
# discomeats is amused by this scenario
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Yes!
"Did I tell you about the time I met the Yeti"

"But Doctor the Daleks"

"Oh yes. now where was I?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Hello
The People of the Moon just called me. Could you make it a tad bigger, so they can see what is actually going on? Thanks!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# in terms of size complaints, I'm trying to look at the bigger picture
but yours is in the way
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)
# it looks a lot better smaller :)
and woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# I've got an awesome Blessed animation to post
but can't get it under 600k. As soon as I can get my decent computer onto it then I'll post it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Link it right here!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# My wonder diet
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Didnt I see this earlier?
Or am I being thick?

*may be thick
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# slight
pearoast from early morning. slightly altered also
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# careful, the nazis are preparing their pitchforks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# you spelt Truly right in the first one :p
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# bollocks
i coulda swore i changed that it in the .psd
(I helped save b3ta! Kingtoke was shit at life on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)
# Yo Bloop!
I thought of you when I made this . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)
# <3
www.b3ta.com/board/8528061
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:51, archived)
# that looks like some kind of perverse sex toy
i'm flattered
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# it was more I imagined him saying 'Bloop!'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Yum
grub time
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Thems some weird looking feet
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)
# I see a vase
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)
# just what I was thinking

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:58, archived)
# bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# all these blaaaaaaaaaarbs
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I'm waiting for the 2001 version
"My god, it's full of blarbs!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I can't let you blaaaaaaaaaaaaarb that dave?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Heh heh!
It should have Kenny Baker in there doing the blaaaarbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# haha... that would have been good..
Edit: will this do for quick effort???

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# But only for certain scenes
and completely CGI in the sequels.

CGI has been bad for little people in the film industry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# In the Phantom Menace extras
they were testing a remote controlled R2 and kenny said, "I should run it over with my car, it'll put me out of business".

How right he was :(
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# run over it, in his little midget car!
hehe, midget!

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# CGI R2 just didn't look proper
sucks to be Kenny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Not that I have seen...
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Needs a tonsillectomy . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# love the c3p0 uvula
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
# vulva?
oh wait....
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# yes please
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# these always reminds me of vince from rex the runt
random pavarotti disease
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# laaaa lalalalalalalalala la laaaaaaaa!!
gotta love vince!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# haha whut?
Hey b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
#
I expect a few thumbs down for this, but:

It's sexist.

It stereotypes content as being suitable for, and encourages users from, a single sex.

I boycott the Race For Life for the same reason. It is about time that people understood that people are just people and not better or worse for being one sex or the other.

/rant.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# eh?
/confusion
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:49, archived)
# err . . .
what sex IS R2D2?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I thought he/she/it was androidgenus
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)
# wtf?
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Hehe
That 3po head looks like a drop of snot dripping off the roof of his mouth....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:14, archived)
# allo, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# This will frikkin do, thank you
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Me having it off with this picture
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# a cat-lady dressed as a fancy city gent
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# 'Allo JJ
errr...
Stickle Bricks??

Or this Chloe.picture from another angle.
cos it's nice. :)

EDIT: even nicer in colour.
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Pip invest X Ray Specs
... Art becomes a quadriplegic, Scarlet turns tricks, Pimp my scooter, SA Zombies, Kat enjoys holding a machine gun...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hardcore pornoghraphy.
hidden links. or give us something to play with, like having to change the URL to get the filth. be creative!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# No, hardcore phonography.
with disks!
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# needle on vinyl s&m action
:o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# …/Nurse_Sally_2008_07_04.jpg
.
..
…/Naughty_Nurse_Sally_Playing_ Xylophone_2008_07_04.jpg
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# that would be awesome.
...if it worked...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# oh..
it doesn't? :(
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# nice try though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# *tries again*
fails :(
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Can not resist
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# something to do with computer hardware would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# yeah
computer hardware is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# yeh
failing that, something along the lines of Kirsty Wark smearing butter on her neck with one hand while hitting Andrew Marr roughly on the arse with and large organic carrot, while he tries savagely to bite the feet of ex-Neighbours jailbait Brooke Satchwell, as she sits on the toilet with constipation after having spent the night eating paper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'd be very surprised if this hasn't bindun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# that looks like I'm being sarcastic
and I'm not...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Squirrels wi... wait a minute, you already did.
In that case, a large dog with prominent breasts, and some teenagers investigating a mystery at an old abandoned ski lodge. There must be a room filled with snack foods, equipment for a trap and clues aplenty. I shall call this concept Mooby Doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Something sci-fi
IN SPACE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Simply irresistible !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)
# fern britton being rimmed by phillip schofield
while he furiously masturbates with sandpaper (80 grit). Dr Raj is looking on ramming a thermometer down his japs eye while he squirts badger urine across fern's bouncy tits.

Soundtrack: 'it ain't what you do' by the fun boy three.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# THIS ^

Although second thoughts... just do some squirrels with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# not a fan of the fun boy three
i take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Not really
www.b3ta.com/board/8528038
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Excellent imagery
and very much like the little detail there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:29, archived)
# All this and more
I'm sorry, but you'll have to draw some resist panities as well.

Her thighs look absolutey irresistsable.
EDIT - Chloe in less sexual situations that have a little bit of smut to them.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Is a paniti anything like a manati?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# paniti?
isn't it somekind of italian bread product?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# on a long enough time line
everything is some sort of Italian bread product.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# My badness
Only when it's a typo mistake.

You done panther panties. Perhaps you could try Manati panties.

Edit - I think this is one of my favourite Chloe sketches you've done.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Superheroes whose bodies defy the laws of Physics and medical science....more so than usual
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# sexy lady sherlock holmes examining the floor with her magnifying glass
oh and she can only bend at the waist. and only wears very short, very tight skirts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)
# and stockings and suspenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# and she's fallen out of her wheelchair and can't get up
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yay for cheescake
\o/
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# i have a book at home all about classic Pin-ups
and how they changed as time went on.

it's an excellent book full of pics of 20's, 30's, 40's and 50's cheesecake pictures.

mrs thor makes my put it with the other books in the loft. i need to build more shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# our house has more weight in books than bricks
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# kat and scarlett with nettle rash
applying large quantities of calamine lotion to each other's body parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Jean-Jacques Rousseau eating a banana.
(Pelle ghola, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Break out.
I've been looking at this ages now. And I think the only thing left for Chloe now is to shred them apart with her boobies.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Today should be Chloe's Day
Gotta draw up some else with Chloe, perhaps her bein frisky with some lad. =D
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:04, archived)
# I concur
Chloe with a cue of lads.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:06, archived)
# This is lully.
As those fun-loving hillbillies once said...
You shore godda purdy mouth!

Nice work on the lips and eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Earlier, I noticed an opaque discharge from my japseye
So I think you should draw some sort of horseman at the sexual health clinic having an internal cock scraping done with a rusty claw hammer (20 oz)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:23, archived)
#
BY JOVE.

She just went in colour! But only in the preview
EDIT - Sorry. I just refreshed.
So much sexier than before
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Resistance...
...is useless
(Wize, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry I thought you said Fern Britton image challenge
Still, she's not shy of the odd pie ( or kebab ). go on love 'avit'!!

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# OH YUMMY!!!!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# lisa from national rail?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Thank you
but I do not wish to see Fern Britton's k3b/_\b !

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Thank you and may I say, you have a nice cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# aha
but wait. There is fire

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# I DO!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I bet she gives creat cuddles
and she probably smells nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# mmm kebab cuddles, full of muttony goodness


Heres a pearoast from a previous comp
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
# I'm guessing this kind of this doesn't happen to him very often
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# well it doesn't happen to me at all
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# That looks very much like Jericho Beach hostel in Vancouver.
Apart from the prominent feature of a fat kid ketting his nips nibbled.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Oh I wish that was me.

On the right.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Another form of resuscitaion . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# well....technically...he looked at its smile.
so he should be ok.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahah NOOO!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# checking the teeth of a horse is a very good way to see how healthy and well looked after it is
to ensure that the horse you're buying is a good one; however, doing this this a horse which is being given to you is considered to be impolite.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# and doing this to the person giving you the horse is considered performance art
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# or just checking that they don't have teeth
that'll rip your foreskin?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:12, archived)
# OI!
Don't be so bloody patronising!
I already knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
Isn't there some sort of cream for that?
Woo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# waits for dixon...
for remarks on the gratuitous apostrophe :)
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# indeed
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# is that incorrect useage?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# the one in the speech bubble is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# ah yes
didn't notice that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Ahem...
u'seage...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# you sage
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:20, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
and a bit more hahahaha for luck
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *Checks the properties...

THAT'S A FUCKIN JPEG, NOT A GIF YOU LIER!

*Still, have a woo anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# (giggles)
I can't decide if no one else got this, or they didn't think it was worth comment. I do....

Hahahahahahahaaaahahahahahhahaahaha!!!!
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# OMG
I like the drama - a lot -

Woo!
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# brilliance
that's all I have to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Could be a Trojan . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# fix this issue with new horse gel
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
to both.

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# wow
.. its almost like an episode of Dragonball Z
(I helped save b3ta! noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha!
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:47, archived)
# just borrowing Dave The Hat's sock for a mo...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Ha ha!


Psst, it's Prodge's sock
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# dth just blaaaaaaaarbed sock
and I believe the original sock wasn't called "sock"


(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *sigh* It's so difficult keeping up
with memes these days. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# indeed
but the blarbed sock is gleesome
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# socks 'real' name is sammy
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I have a sock called Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I thought it was Secretary Fiddlesticks.
from a yank political blog. Or is that not the original sock...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that's not the original ;P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)
# is it your sock prodg?
as i'm sure i saw it in an advert the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# advert, why didn't you say?
and no it's not, but I did have to get permission to use him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 14:03, archived)
# Would you be kind enough to linky
I can't find it...
Cheers Dave.
:p
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/board/8527905
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hehehe
Thanks awfully!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# one of my all time fave cartoons :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Daves sock?
:O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# was better in my head

previously
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Is amy winehouse a special player you can unlock then?
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# you must find the special crack level to unlock her
:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# haha
is the end of level boss.. blake fielder civil or whatever his stupid cunting name is.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# naomi
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# steve guttenberg, whatever happened to his movie career
is he just doing shit tv movies now to pay a coke habit or what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# he reminds me of that bloke who does
THE NOW SHOOOOOOOOOOW ... Punt, or Dennis.. or Newman, or Teller... I forget his name.

Anyway - keep off my lawn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# that's no lawn!
it's a space station!

*spaces*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# so what the fuck am I supposed to do with this lawn mower I just bought
...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# ...if I take it back they'll just fob me off with a load of B&Q vouchers
... cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# wankers.
When you are at the till, shout out that they are all Capitalist Pigs.

Then goose step out the door.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# They did a funny joke:
It was a dark night ... somewhere in the distance, a dog barked ...

*ruff!*

... a cat meowed ...

*meow!*

... and in the sky, the moon was full ...

*belch*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Steve guttenburg was last seen on..
Dancing with the stars.. the american version of Strictly come dancing.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# "come dancing" is such an unfortunate title for a tv show
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# officelol
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# twinned with bruce forsythe perving in a corner
cock in hand
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Mmnmmnmnmnm Good game good game!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# office lollage
he's such a dirty fuck.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# our version was come strictly dancing.
from strictly ballroom a filumn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# yeah, we had strictly come dancing
waste of fucking airtime
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
# well duh....just like oh
Australia has got talent, Australian Idol, Australia's next top model, It takes two, Big Brother, Rove, Neighbours, Home and away, Prisoner, Estreet, Blue Heelers and many many more.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# oi
don't be knocking Blue Healers!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
# The Stonecutters Blackballed him
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# ah the simpsons.. ;)
with Patrick stewart no less
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# I would like to point out that this wouldn't be suitable for an aussie challenge
but it looks like good fun!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Dibs on Peter Falk!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I love his
'...just one more thing' finishing move.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I'll fight you for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Bring it.
*flicks nose twice with thumb*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Naomi Campbell as M Bison
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I see you avoided the potentially racist,
yet hilarious, option of saying, "Naomi Campbell as Dhalsim"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *Burns embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:04, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *takes out marshmallows*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# LOL..
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hehe
oops
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Face it straight!
I presume Mike (Bite your ears) Tyson and Noel gallagher are secret characters then.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# yeah
i forgot many fighters celebrities. the list of violent celebs seems endless.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i seem to be obsessed with phone boxes and buses today



with added bus
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# That image has no bus!

*Not real!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# and it looks shit on my main screen :(
the red is too bright.... looks fine on the laptop screen though.

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# * Needs more Magenta ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Everything needs more magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# bukkake those damn terrorists out the sky!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# the tip of your cock appears to be bleeding
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Yup...
I have seen a doctor about it but he told me to get out of his office?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Cor!
That's pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# "Please insert a 737"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# boys, girls, bouys
you name it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Geoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# and lo, geoff was his name
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# \o/
Can we keep him in a box and feed him cornflakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# a box in the cellar, leave plenty of cornflakes
I have to go to a seminar in austria soon and I would be looked down upon by my peers if there's any mishaps
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:55, archived)
# lookout! Plane!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# "why what will I see? OH MY GOD, THERE'S A MONSTER ON THE WING"
/shatner blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# outer limits?
a classic
*edit* and I wee'd in your cement
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# I don't know, could have been twilight zone
it was many eons ago
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# *Waits for bus to crash into it*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That's better.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Imagine in your mind, if you will, a poor illustration of a wombat playing ball with a skeleton on a moonlit night.
BAM!

And there it is:



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
# if you can picture it in your mind
it means you're gay with the bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That does not look anything like I imagined?

Woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)
# AS.
IF.

BY.

MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 12:47, archived)

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