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let your typing finger
unleash a zinger

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rob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Daily Mail : Right Wing Journalists, coming over here, stealing our images

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

fuck

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

They'll be after out jobs next!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

duuuuur nuuuur uuurrr juuuurrr!!!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Daily mail coming over here and stealling our images

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

read this now or in the daily mail later

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

heheh

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

hoo hoo hoo

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

Pfft!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

hihihi

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

B3ta; as seen in the Daily Mail

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

burn the noob

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

HOI!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Steal this, tosspots

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Bjork is cleaning our toilets. She's actually quite good!

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

watch out Daily Mail, here comes Archie, grrr, stomp, *pitchfork waving*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

And that's just a normal Friday night out here in Norfolk

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

daily mail, stealing little nazis. suck this subject line

seems i'm not the only one

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

WE HID A LINK TO 'I LOVE HORSES' IN THE DAILY MAIL...LOL!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

DIANA, MADDY, IMMIGRANTS, B3TA

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Hahahaha, THIS!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Sarah Palin: Blumpkins for a dollar

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Ginger Fuhrer in Australian Lovechild Shocker

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

sorry

that should say austrian

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Real Women Hunt Mousse

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

bear chested

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

ceci n'est pas une ligne sujette

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

for christ's sake at least let the ink dry

also, rob sir, what is the b3ta logo font, it's not quite arial?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

guest written by Joe the Plumber. FACT!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

A.K.A The Daily Fucking Mail

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ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

B3TA - for all your plagiarism requirements

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Sponsored by the Daily Mail

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Mother knows what you are doing

so stop it

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

B3TA needs your socks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

wank, fuck, cock, shit, daily mail, quim, cum, dick - and other rude words...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

ceci n'est pas le courrier quotidien

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

I READ THE DAILY MAIL AND ALL I CAUGHT WAS THIS LOUSY HEPATITIS

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Googling the Queen with safe search off

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

hell yes

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Freddie Starr met my Hamster

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

quack

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

indeed quack

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Something about the Daily Mail and being outraged

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

you forgot "RAPE"

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Suddenly having put all of our money into vintage porn makes sense.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Home | Mail Online

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

As featured in the Daily mail

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

is anyone charging the banks for going over their overdraft limit

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

O.H.M.S.

recorded delivery

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

shit Rob, while you're about, we need a new board.....

something like www.b3ta.com/feelfreetoroblikeafuckingpikeyjournoscumbag reckon it's doable?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

It's like a donkey punch to your inbox

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

The Daily Mail - cheaper than toilet paper but not as absorbing

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

zing!

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

The Sun: Coming over here, stealing our images

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

what was so great about that other drepression?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

More rage than 28 days later

More anger than 12 angry men
and more gay than 40 guys in 40 nights

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

hello and welcome

to the new-look, slightly more right-wing daily b3ta - and don't forget the b3ta on sunday!

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

What the fuck is going on?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

in general

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

well, quite

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

a bit like the branch davidians, but the FBI haven't set fire to us yet.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

Pulling the internet's finger

and laughing when it shits itself

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

har har

*clickification*

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

MILF PUSSY FEELING ANIME DILDO COLORADO CASINO

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

In your embassy burning your dudes

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

HURRAY FOR THE BLACK SHIRTS

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

as read by Joe the Plummer

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hahaha! :D

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)

Viagra and shoe spam this week please, Porn's bindun too much!

'Lo!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

b3ta newsletter: now with even more floppy cocks

(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)

Internet lols cause house prices to fall.

(nordelius, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

No newsletter this week as B3ta was caught shagging on the beach

(Ed Can Do, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)

Dribbling out of your inbox

and smelling of fun

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:26, archived)

I say, does one smell.......

(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

LASAGNE!!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

lovely boy

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

heheh :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I just heard that Alexander Armstrong is gonna be taking over from Des O'Connor on Countdown :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

I recognise that giraffe

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

Edit: Sorry all! It was working in the preview :/

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

Captain Wow demands WORKING IMAGE

;-)

Edit: Captain Wow demands people wear better trousers. Less silly ones, anyway.

Nice colourystuff though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

*inserts suitable joke*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*inserts suitable laugh*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

can't get those stupid buggers

past my calves. really don't see the attraction myself

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Daily Mail: Coming over here, stealing our images

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

haha

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahaha!

and the ink's not even dry

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

I've even got a redex on Firefox:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

burn the noob...

ed: is that thing male or female?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

It was an accident, stop being a cock :]

Edit: It is male.
It was also asked yesterday on the bus "What make are you?"

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

it's not you is it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

No way.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

yay for colour changing clothes :)

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

You are the gut from Rent a Ghost!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

hahahahahhahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Hahaha

Fuck! He is!!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hahahah woo!

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

:D your little face. Awwww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

it's a wonderful face

full of hope, dreams and the ravages of alcohol.

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

If I win the lottery

I'm going to hire you to do that dance outside my bedroom door every morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

deal.

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arrangedletters, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

hhahah!!.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

you know a lot of emos.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Hahahah he's not an emo :P

I'm not sure WHAT he is.
And it's actually the same guy I "Lemur'd" up.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

not an emo?

this is the most utter bollocks you've ever written.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

He's "scene" or whatever the name is for emo wannabies.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Worryingly thin and soon to be infertile?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Yes.

Colourful emotypes.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

"scene" is an even wankier word for "emo"

they're just emos who wear less black.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

This muchly! ^^^^

Wanktards!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Yes, meaning he's not technically emo.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

not wanting to define oneself as an emo

and being an emo, are not the same things.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

He's an emo, sweets.

If not, he should probably take off the emo halloween costume.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

Hahah, I know him a little better than any of you :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

Like fuck. Micto's had him, Kebab's been watching him sleep for the past year

and I'm going to make him into a casserole.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:38, archived)

you win a profile link

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

A what?

Can I eat it? Can I exchange it for things I can eat?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

it's a link to the post you made from my profile. the second highest award i make to my fellow b3tans.

I'll eat you if you want, or vice versa

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:44, archived)

You're alright ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)

of course he's emo. see how he's judged all the time!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

yes

but we are not deluded and in denial about our little emo-scenester androgens.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

i think i can clarify, he's not Emo, he's not Scene he's merely a little girly-man.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

Hahahah I think that's the best definiton, yes.

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ClanSoul, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:46, archived)

karma karma karma karma......

it comes and goes....

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

this demands a compo

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

*cough*

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post274135

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

there is some potential there, could be fun.

*clicked*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

*clicks*

must be the Norfolk air makes us think the same thing

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Norfolk, where men are men!

/which part?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

actually I'm just over the river in civilised Suffolk-

Beccles

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

*jealous*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Iz in ur county

supplyin ur prescriptions :)

Dr Harrold is getting through a lot of Methadone scripts just recently D:

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Yay for Suffolk

centre of the universe

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Beccles, I know it well :)

/still, it's no North Norfolk ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

are you up in the wilds then? (North of Norwich)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

oh yes, halfway between Sheringham and Holt

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

*sighs wistfully*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

very nice

proper norfolk that

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

different world

when I first moved up here I drove all over Norfolk to get a feel of the place- it's actaully pretty big and quite varied (although it'll never be a world centre for skiing)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

haha, quite so :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

Lies!

There's that hill near Sheringham...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

technically that is a "mound"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

eh what?

In suffolk - also flatter than Ikea Knightly -they are building Snoasis a huge indoor ski place...

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)

WHICH LOOKS LIKE A MASSIVE WHITE COCK AND BALLS

www.eadt.co.uk/s24/assets/images/dynamicFeed/20060727112842.jpg

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

it needs more magenta

nice one

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)

you're tga's cousin?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

it's norfolk, we're probably married as well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

Hello dad/brother/uncle

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

fuck that. why can't we have an australian image challenge

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Because Australia is shit!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

as if.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

because you're the spawn of criminals.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

because you're the spawn of ~~criminals.~~ Scots

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

...and the difference is...?

runs away

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

EH! fuck off, i'm descended from a fucking viking. geez, scots?! we didn't lower ourselves to mating with their ilk.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

It was a collective "you're"

It's likely that there were some Scottish. Your Queen sent plenty of Brits.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

do you think i can tell the difference?

that was a personal thing.

I'd actually quite like if there was a murderer in my ancestry.

my queen my arse

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

I'm just winding you up.

That quick temper of yours suggests there could well be a murderer in your ancestry :D

Ok, I'll stop now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

*adds dbroon to list*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:31, archived)

because everyone would take a picture

and turn it up side down and that would be it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

Because it'd be 5% informed entries

95% kylie shrimp and jason shrimp marinated in XXXX and chucked on the barbie by Madge from Neighbours.

Who is now in Emmerdale, of all things .

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

and lots of rolf harris

'can you tell what it is yet' gags

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahah!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

*sniff*

This is the reason i don't make anything for image challenges like the last one.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

*clicks*

The bastards nicked my Clarkson image
*phones lawyer*

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

i blame immigrants

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

isn't it usually spelled 'hummus'?

ed: oops, spelling error in the correct spelling.

fuck

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

probably

but this is the Daily Mail- accuracy is not a feature

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

ah!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

FAKE

No Diana/Maddy/Immigrants.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

Ha - Fuck you - I don't have any!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

hahahahah, I'd like to see them publish THAT one :D

right, time to go get lunch, having just been asked if I'd like to work out of Milton Keynes.

Sure I want to spend twice the amount in fares to work in that pit!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

you should work WAY out of Milton Keynes

Scunthorpe is preferable

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

It's not THAT bad*

*It totally is

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

i'll move this then

cf messy but huge

btw what is the b3ta font, it's not quite arial?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

hahaha

that's some hummus.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

Right wing journalists, coming over here, stealing our images

/love it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

*clickety*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:33, archived)

clicked

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

HaHaHa!

It's funny 'cause it's true.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)

I found her floating on the surface the other day. It's OK, I got another from the shop just like her.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oooh subtle!

EDIT: Where is the Ginger Fuhrer with the newsletter subject line compo? Have I missed it?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I didn't win the b3ta pen :-(

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

nope. Ginger Fuhrer has not yet appeared with the newsletter subject line compo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

I'm guessing most of the entries will be "Full of pictures we stole from the Daily Mail"

or "All contents copyright Daily Mail 2008"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

haha

If you put two in together, they fight.

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

I put a mirror in there sometimes

Just for a laugh:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Swap her for a tadpole

Or a half alive Goldfish with fin rot?

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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Hmmm

I'm sure ther's some sort of website for my stardard reply.
Lets play which b3tard can guess first!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

yourallgay or i love horses

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

www.octopusgirl.com

EDIT: not sure if that's the right URL and you can fuck off if you think i'm gonna check it.
MASSIVELY NSFW IF CORRECT

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

yeah thats right.

pfft, as if that's nsfw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Why oh why do people do this?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

post the links or put a octopus up thier dna slurpee?

i dunno, although i did mention octopus girl to my comrade. and he said "isn't it dangerous, i mean wouldn't the octopus sting her?"
me: "octopus is dead, lad"
him: "oh that's all ok then"

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

hey man, octopus' need love too, don't be so down on 8 armed races man, you be hatin'.

not sure why i turned into a bad stereotype of an LA resident there...

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Very nice

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

wohoo, naked tiny woman

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Oooh

I might get one of these for my allotment. Although I've already got plenty of frogs.

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

I thought the very fact you had an allotment meant you had no access to women anyway:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

I wish I had an allotment

... bloody million year waiting list... that I haven't even bothered to try and get on to...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Come and tidy up my garden and you can grow whatever you like in it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

hmmmmmm

whatever I like?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Not kitty poison.

:-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

well - I was thinking of Norther Lights or some such

... does that hurt kittins?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

move to bristol

they're desperate for people to look after them

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

really - wow

I quite like Bristol... and it's nice and close for Glastonbury...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

yup

my mate has (possibly had, his situation is a bit bizarre at present) one, there's loads of plots on his site that've gone wild so they've cut the rates to something daft

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

ooooh

I must tell my friend Thalia. Dr. Thalia!

yeah - that's right - I know real academics!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)

i think i know that name

does she work in wildcats?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Alternatively

you could hang out at any London station and watch the yuppies who'll be attending Glastonbury in their natural habitat....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

yeah

it is full of a certain type of person... I've been the last 3 years in a row and it's just about the only time recently that I get to see all my brothers and sister at the same time, so I like it for that.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

^this

I bet i have a garden before i get to the bottom of the list

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

yeah - I'm half thinking about moving back to the North East for a few years...

I could probably get an entire bloody farm

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

ooh arr ooh arr

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

i'd love a smallholding, it's my retirement plan

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

I had an allotment!

Oh how I miss it so..... not all that hard work though, you can have that!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

as long as the kids

can't tell the difference they'll be fine

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

oh, nicely done!

on a related note, if that damn heron tries eating anymore frogs or newts, I'm sorely tempted to set up some kind of trap, capture it, then superglue it's beak shut.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

too small :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Don't worry

I'm sure it's your personality that counts!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

YIKES!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

why have you suddenly gone and got a new icon on display?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

I think I wanted to join in with Freebs and Discomeats...

but you're right - solidarity brother... I'll disappear it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

i can't donate, even though i have money.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

what personality?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

Nice, I want one!

Did they have any Mermaids?

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

No but the did have Siamese Fighting Grannies.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

SLATER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Oh fuck yes.

More please, ta.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

HA HA HA

nice one preppy :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Nobody but Screech

wanted Lisa. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

haha

hey preppy

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

God, there was no fit totty in that programme whatsoever!

...

carry on.

(

Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Saved By The Bellend

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

hahahah, not seen SbtB for ages.....

....and that's probably a good thing :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

70's afro bush boogie

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Afro bush?

eww!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

*gets the razor*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

*considers*

Does Mrs. T want a lock of my hair . . . or does she wish to de-plum me for the comments down there . . .

*scarpers just in case*
hee hee! *nips back for a squeezle*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Or does she want to correct her own issues?

Or all of the above?

*squeezles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

I've only seen photos of you

but you don't seem overly hairy
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

O_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

You've not seen the 'other' pics ;)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

my hair looks like that but more so.

... I've termed it the fluff-fro

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

God Bless white mans afros.

Or Whifros if you will....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

it's a bit like a jew fro

but non denominational...

and it only goes like that when I wash it hard.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Pfft!

I wish I could grow a white mans fro :(

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

it's all by mop will do

my hair gets bigger rather than longer.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha

that's a fro fo'sho...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahah!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Yay for Dancing!!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Mmmm hmmm..

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Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

meh

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

washington DD shirley

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

more like Washington half-wave rectified A.C.

and Washington A.C. amirite?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

i dunno i was copying off you

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahaa

although you need to smooth the half rectified one

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

2 cups 1 dome

what the hell am I talking about? Are these my feet?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Hahaha

It's a sine of the times!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

no need to go off on a tangent etc

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

i do it cos i can!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

well done folks, we made it into print... again!

p.37 Daily Mail for anyone interested.
If anyone wants this taking further etc, and seeing what they say, can you gaz me with your email addy please and I'll copy everyone in on emails etc etc when I went through this before.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

And no mention of b3ta AT ALL

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

or me!

hahahhehhehhaahhbdfvkz cjnvb¬ .mv

*edit* In other news...."QUACK!"

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Have a bar of chocolate

*offers*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

White, milk or dark?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

your timing is impeccable as ever

www.b3ta.com/board/8843223

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

wow.

*slightly jealous*

*decides that all the b3tans who got published in the Daily Mail are right-wing racist hand-wringers by association*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

*cries*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Don't wet his pure socialist shoulder with

your bitter Thatcherite tears of acid!

*shuns*
Hahahahaaaaaa!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

DIANA'S DEAD, STOP CRYING

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hahahaha!

You bugger!
I nearly wee'ed!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Is that a test of right-wing racist hand-wringerism?

Cos I never did, do not, and never will cry over the stupid bint

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

no it was a silly joke petal

*hug*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

All the same, I stand by my statement

*hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

you foreigners would say that with your bleeding heart left wing liberal crap

;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

I couldn't agree more, I can't stand left-wing, marching, self-rigteous, uneducated, hypocrite, dirty-haired types.

I'm the sole member of the Just Leave Everyone Alone Especially Me Party.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

yeah

^this

... although I can't really sulk because what the fuck do I ever post?

hmmmmmm

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Oooh, get you with your logo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

I've always had one...

I just felt like wearing it today.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Well ok then, carry on

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

fanks

*hugs then runs off to play*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

Prof UC! Stop biting the other children!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

*spits out an ear*

they started iiiittt :(

*kicks a crying infant*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

*gets the iodine*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

unless they've picked up on one of my rambing witicisms...

... although I'd have to read it to find out... and to be honest I'd rather not.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

COCK OFF AND DONA . . .

GUMPH!?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

darling?

blah blah blah - misunderstandings and porridge

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

SHHH!

_{I know ya monger that's the point . . .}
Duh!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

One of my neighbours gets it delivered

I'm going to delight in telling her that my friends have been published in it today, without their permission.

Well, I say friends. Acquaintances but you get my drift.

Who got printed, anyway?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Archie, Archie, Archie, Archie,

Archie Archie ArchieArchie Trellis Archie Archie and Archie
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

oh, cheers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

pffft.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Yeah!

But you're not denying it!
hehehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I'll be your friend

*slashes palm with a blade and offers it*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

*provides bandage*

silly bugger. :D

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

err . . .

that's a bit tight for around his neck . . .
he's going purple

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Apart from the questions this raises about what you get up to with your friends

He'll be fine. He might black out a few times but he'll stay alive.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

*unzips*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

*mumble mumble mumble*

*spits out orange*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

this is how we made friends in the North East

...perhaps that's why we all have Hep B

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

that and our fondness for rimming

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

I think that's the reason you suck, actually.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

who looks silly now?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

you

sucky ninja suck suck.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

*shames*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

They mentioned b3ta online and even tagged alot of the images with b3ta.com.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Yet according to this, they inspired this run of hummus

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

the Daily Mail caused the credit crunch?

argh!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

That would actually explain an awful lot

Diana's still dead and her inquest is done, Maddie's still missing and the case is closed. People stop buying the paper, they lay people off, that adds to unemployment.... IT'S TRUE!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

they copyrighted a lot of images to b3ta.com, which as rob pointed out yesterday, is a bit of a misnoma, as b3ta is not a company or a person

therefore, is worth f*ck all, and it's not fair to rob either as some people thought he'd done a deal with the mail.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Just passing on what I know.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

no worries :)

it's all good fun

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

blimey..

so you had to buy the Daily Hate Mail?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

I smuggled it out in a copy of Razzle

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

lol

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

hahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

B3TA SUPPORTS THE DAILY MAIL

OFFICIAL

Also: "yesterday the daily mail printed the best credit crunch jokes, NOW the internet blah blah"

Taking credit for it too!

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

b3ta

and the Daily Mail - perfect bedfellows. Sheesh...

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

i made it into the newspaper?

*swoons*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

Did they strip off tags?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

They've left knutsack's on

Other than that, looks like it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

ooh

and they've used two of my pics - cheeky buggers

(Knutsack, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

yup, they 'conveniently' cut mine off in the print version, but left it on the online version

it's a common trick

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Looks like they've cropped mine from both.

And i'm not keen on the use of the sharpen tool on the web version, either.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

drop me a gaz and let me know which ones are yours

if you're interested in seeing where this goes, drop me an email addy as well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

Shocking!

None of mine are in there*
:(

* is not shocked at all...

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I love the implication

that the internet is awash because of their stealing and publishing our (sorry, your) stuff.

EDIT: D'oh! www.b3ta.com/board/8843240

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Ban the internets!

Join "Citizens United Negating Technology For Law And Peoples Safety" today

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

this sounds so right :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ha ha this is brilliant

this is a wind up right?

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Could you copy me in please. I like to try and keep in the loop for this sorta thing.

Personally I think you should try and get the full ammount for the circulation the paper has.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

ohhh money

I currently get £60 a week from HM Government to feed a family, so suppose its better than selling the Big Issue if its £££ from the Daily Wail

Ive always had standards but im prepared to alter them when money is involved

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Moneymoneymoneycashmoneydoshmoneymoneymoolahmoneykaching!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

count me in

and double for me as they've used two of mine

*rubs hands*

(Knutsack, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

there is also a piece

on Julie Moult being an idiot on page 42.

are the two things related?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

hahaha, you f*cker

/you actually made me go look ;)

could be her revenge?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Hahahahahaha, gullible fool!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

teehee!

I can't see how it would work as revenge, though.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

OUTRAGE!

they didn't steal my one :(

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

love the fact that

they're claiming they're the inspiration around

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Love the irony of the headline

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

It wasn't lost on me, either

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

CHRIST

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Excellent.

Well done all...

(And now, I start the countdown until I receive a 3MB email of bad scans of these images from my work colleagues.)

(

IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

I like the insinuation

that the images came after the Daily Mail did a page of ripped off jokes.

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:37, archived)

Ahhhhh

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

OH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

we all need this book

www.amazon.co.uk/Disapproving-Rabbits-Sharon-Stiteler/dp/0061353280/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224239443&sr=8-1

(does the anvil land at any point, or should I stop staring at my monitor like a gormless fucktard?)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

watch it through 5 times

and all will be revealed.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Why must you taunt me so?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

It's how I express my love.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Actually I did know this.

Well, in kind, you utter wankpacket.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

I've just had a heart attack you bastard

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

why?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

furious masturbation

(

MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

we need this:

www.amazon.co.uk/Penetrating-Wagners-Ring-Capo-Paperback/dp/0306804379/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224239689&sr=1-1

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ha ha ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

the review is brilliant

"As implied by the title, this collection probes deeply into Wagner's vast Ring piece...."

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That must be deliberate D:

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/Stuff-White-People-Like-Definitive/dp/0812979915/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1224239801&sr=1-1

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

ooooooooooooooooh what do i like?!?!?!?!?!!?

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Having black friends and organic food, apparently.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

pah

organic shmoreganic - I'm in to growing my own!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Does it include Batterburg?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

I fucking well hope so.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

if it doesn't then you're not allowed to like it

whitey.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

I fucking hate it anyway!

Honkey!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

hahahhahaahha, that review is brilliant :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Common criticisms of the piece revolve around the contention that large stretches of leitmotiv render the piece rather flaccid, making it difficult for Wagner to take the listener to a successful climax

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

*waits for it to disintegrate*

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

It's never going

to hit, is it? You tease!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

*waits and waits and waits*

Kill the little fucker!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

*presses fast forward on skyplus remote*

*throws remote at wall*

:D

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

you're going to regret that.

I went through a lot of playstation controllers before realising that throwing them against the wall or the floor did not make me better at games.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahaha me too, It's ok

I don't have skyplus!
I've got better things to waste all my monies on!
:D

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

oh noes...put up your umbrella little bunny!!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

*stares at animation for the rest of the day...*

GET OUT OF THE WAY, RABBIT!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

QUICK!

bring forwards the research into crash helmets for bunnies!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

splendid.

in other news, further to earlier posts, the mail have printed a full page of credit crunch images with no credits at all.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Tesla-bate

MMMmmmm.

(

Asnivor needs more bandwidth for his profile, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

his wife uses the coil

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

His sleeves are stuck :D

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

ha!

prepare for static discharge!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

No, I didn't misread the compo...

...but it did inspire me to do this...

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

Is she chewing a toothpick?

I like that. it'd be nice if you could get tiny frames about that size, and do some teeny prints.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

I think that's an awesome idea!

*steals*

*profits*

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

Quick, change your name...

...to the Daily Mail

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

Good man.

I like your picture and respect you as gentleman and an artist for not compoing it.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

Why thank you

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

I love this

and would love you to do more. *click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

hmmm...

now there is a thought!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

van Gogh's ear and matisse's apple would be good in your style.

among others... the naked woman on the bed, with the servant girl next to her... can't remember who painted it... I thought it was Rembrandt, but google suggests it is not.

Also, searching for "naked woman with slave" at work is perhaps a bad idea.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Yeah, I might give that search a miss

"Puss In Boots" is also one to be avoided at work

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Yay!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

ha!

The original pales in comparison!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

That is wonderful!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

this is lovely

I especially like all of it.

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

yay! better than original

and sexy blink

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Anyone for some slightly sinister facecake?

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

HORRIBLE BATTENBURG!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

But it's delicious and seam-free! Honest!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

But Battenburg is all wrong!

And that is fact.

Where is The Rhyme Minister?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

You ignoring me?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

*steals Battenburgs*

*throws into the drain*

Ha!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

FOR EVERY BATTENBURG YOU DESTROY, TEN MORE WILL RISE UP IN IT'S PLACE.

BEWARE, THE PINK AND YELLOW, CHEQUERED BASTARD, FOR YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

*kills to death with Norwegian Apple Cake*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Nevaaaaarr!!!

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

*rapturous applause*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

Hold the battenburg aloft, for it will give you strength in your time of need!

Plus a delicious snack!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

I need me one of these.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

this is the future of how the truth will be perceived in days to come

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

marvelous!

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

HE'S A CRAZY SEAMER AND HE CAN'T BE STOPPED,

HE'LL KEEP ON SEAMING TILL HE REACHES THE TOP!

*808's*

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

Shes a seamy lover!

Shell get a hold on you and seam ya!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

face or no face, it's still battenburg; nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom nyom!!!!!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

hahaha he seemss happy about it though

Give me sticky date cake anyday!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

is that Alistair Daling

or am I cracking up?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

Nope, it's him alright.

You can tell by the badger eyebrows and the smugly satisfied smile he has.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

phew

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

eyebrows different colour from hair?

check

Face not made of cake?

Fail.

No, I think you are cracking up - it's not Darling.

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

I thought this too

We so frickin' awesome!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

arg!!! battenburg...

that marzipan looks radioactive.

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

Radioactive eh? That will get the law on you....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

Oooh you're my new favourite b3tan.

You can't not smile at your drawings.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

en-snuggles

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

I for one would find it hilarious to be dragged in front of a Magistrate's court

for possession of illicit battenburg.

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

hahaha!

lovely...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahaha!

*scoffs illegal battenberg*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

lovely

fave cake mmmmm

(

Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

What are we going to do tonight Brain?

Why, the same thing we do every night - try to take over the banks.

CF-Alastair Darling as Pinky-Bigness

'lo b3ta. t'as been a while

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

Yarp!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Oh dear!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

I am Alan davies

and Lady Scaramanaga is forever happy

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

haha

nice...

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

I can confirm that they did take over the world in the end.

I was on a tiny, remote island in the Philippines. There wasn't a soul in site but hangling from a palm try was a Piunky and the Brain beach towel.

Also woo.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

bwhahahah!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

pinky and the brain was my favourite

woo

(

connor, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

Please help: I have the theme tune stuck in my head

I find myself singing it at bus stops.

The old ladies look at me funny.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iJPFSNu_QNs

(broccoli holocaust, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

Hehehee

WoO!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)

unsure as to whether this works or not, anyhow:

bignify

Edit: I would like to state that I have not now, nor have ever been...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

unsure as to whether this works or not?

Well as a leading forensic gardener, I can safely say it does work!

Top crystalage and shoppage sir!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

But, sir, the opinions of Leading Forensic Gardeners

are the only ones that count; Cheers!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Works for me

Woo!

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

i tried something similar

yours has a glassier appearance, which is what i was going for.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

I like this!!

Top stuff!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

forgot to mention it was a Tyrannosaurus Pyrex.

~~looking for~~ the original...

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

works for me grunty

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Thanks, Prof!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

i can't fwap to it, so it doesn't work for me in that sense

still nice shop

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I shall bear this in mind for next time*

*or then again, I may bottle it, and not :)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Not sure if it works?

Have you tried new batteries...

I think it's shiny and lovely

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Triple A's?

*rummages in drawer*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

That

works a treat! Top job there...

(

enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Thank 'ee!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Very very nice!

*selects which pea to roast*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Oh, that I am liking muchly.

Great job, there, sir.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

Awesome.

I tried something similar, with seamier effects.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

This is one of my favourite images

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

pea from the other day

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

nice.

but what have you never been?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

An Aardvark Hitman

'cos Aardvark never killed anyone.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Ning. here is my morning oddity:

(

NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

Battenburg?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

yes please

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

*controversies*

I fucking hate Battenburg!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

*rolls self back from desk in disgust*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Why, it means more for you!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Still...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

I recognise those words, but I've never seen them all together in one sentence before...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

I must admit

I once met someone who said that they hate fucking battenburg; I just assumed that they didn't enjoy putting their willy in it.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

well that's just plain silly.

everyone knows you just microwave the cake for 30 seconds first, and it's perfectly adequate....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

^^^^^^^^THIS

(cue tga)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Loved it when I was a kid

Just too sweet for me now.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

get out!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

You're not having one of mine then.

CUUUUUNNNNTTTT.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I was looking through pictures of the Derby bash earlier -

there's an awful lot of ginger/redheaded b3tans isn't there?
I can't help but feel inadequate.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I'm not really ginger.

I'm really light blonde under all that dye.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

Oh.

That makes me feel better then.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

Exactly, at least you're not blonde.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

That's dye too.

My hair is actually Octarine underneath it all.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

You impressive bastard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

It's diffcult to get hats that suit.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

the truth will out

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Haha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

KING Battenberg*

(

NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

ha ha ha

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

^ this!

Mmmmm cayke...

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

I have mini Battenburgs.

They were on offer at Sainsburys.

Who wants one?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Mini?

I'll have two!!
One is never enough of the muinis

(

XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

looks like the spaceballs have overshot him by a week and a half

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

They've gone to plaid!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

very nice

I was hungry so I had a 3 sausage sausage sammidge... it was exceedingly disappointing. The fools put a particularly unappealing mixture of sausages into the sandwich and they were all over cooked.

:(

what's everyone's perfect sausage sandwich?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

beef sausages or bratwurst

bit of brown sauce, thick WHITE bread, butter on one bit, brown sauce on the other.

Doesn't have to be butter. Could be margarine.

Edit: someone help, I can't get into my pasty. I'm going to have to find some scissors.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

mmmm - that sounds good.

I'm not a specialist on the wurst... I think I should make an effort to familiarise myself more with them...

regional sausages of the United Kingdom I know well... and I have an oft expressed preference of the Cumberland, or the lorn

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

I think I've probably eaten more bratties in my life

than any other meat product.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

sausage gobbler

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

Like that's a bad thing.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

depends on the girl

(

yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

racist

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

If you need scissors to get into your pasty, i suggest you see a doctor

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

newmarket sausages with jack daniels BBQ sauce..

mmmmmmm

(

NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

or ostrich sausages from that wierd little stall in cambridge market square.

mmmmmm birdy

(

NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

have you tried venison sausages with red currant sauce! It's all win.

There's a stall at Edinburgh's Farmer's market on a Saturday morning which sells Venison pies which are like pork pies but BETTER!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

venison sausages.... oh my god they are soooo nice!

well, venison and red wine sausages

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Deer is an under utilised meat

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

wants

(

NeeNoo, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

they're worth getting up and into town for 9 on a Saturday morning thaty're that good...

I'm out of the city this weekend so I won't get any :(

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

My sausage in someone elses sandwich.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

That is so nicely done

I shall salute it with my lamb pasty thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

Smily cock!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

Yay for Rocket-Monster made of cake!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

oooh that's lovely

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

nice!

Puts me in mind of Paul Klee, for some reason...

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

A lightbulb, some clothing...

and the alarming feeling of acting a bit too Neil Buchanan...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

Chuffing ace!

Nice soul belts!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

that is fucking ace!

*clicks*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

That's brilliant!

*click*

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

That's blummin ace

that is

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

* click *

Wonderful, as always.

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

oh yes! that is excellent!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

fuck that's clever!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

nice

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

I like that

a lot
*clicks*

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enceladus, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Woo!

Best yet in this compo :)

*puts in the gallery with that mellow music*

Sorry we can't return your pictures

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Weetobix, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

Nice.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:32, archived)

This is bloody awesome

WYH!

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)

Monster Munch!

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dunk3d, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)

This is a thing of wonder and beauty!

And woo!

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slight yoinks!, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)

fantastic

I like the idea that your clothes just happen to fall into artistic piles on the floor

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mozza, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)

that

is possibly the best iv ever seen in my life

(Lord Chode, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)

Genius

Well done.

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Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Sat 18 Oct 2008, 20:26, archived)

I don't get it........

I am a bit thick though.
Please explain, so I can see the glaringly obvious that's staring me in the face.

(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)

Look at the filename

Woo to pic. Classy.

(Stoopid_Faaka, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)

you are a fucking genius

and you proved it the analogue way now, too

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:27, archived)

That

Is just plain brilliant!

(Dark Lord, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

I still don't get it.....

I can see the lightbulb looks like a face, but there must be more to it because you wouldn't all be saying "that's brilliant" or "fucking awesome" just because the lightbulb looks like a face.....

Or would you?

(leglesss let that be a lesson to you, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

I'm with you on this one. I'm sure there's something simple that we're missing which will explain the great acclaim this pic is getting, but I'm damned if i can see it! Please could someone help us art thickos?

(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

The famous painting "The Scream" has been re-created by his pants and stuff.

Google images will show you.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

Thanks.

Feel appropiately dumb now.

(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 20:44, archived)

A bit late to the party

But this is incredible!

WOO!

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

A true artist's brain

There's always a possible creation from anything.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:30, archived)

this is immense!

:D *fuckin clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)

nobody likes commuting

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

stop making fun of blacks!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Hahaha

Clear case of wooo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

I laughed more than I should have.

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Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahahahaha

should i be ashamed?

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

this is proof that evolution couldnt have worked

EDIT: Ninja'd

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

You knows it!

This is 100% real too!

The bad quality is only due to my shitty camera phone!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

*fights the powers that be*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

Hahaha well done!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

hahaha yay blackpower

next stop- tooting

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Thanks a lot Gordon *cries*

been a bit topical recently...think it's time to go back to putting tits on whales :)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

give our fishermen guns

that'll bring them back to reality

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

still no cement?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

I think it's in Iceland

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

I've a third of a tub of dried-up ready mixed patch plaster

is that any good?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

maybe for an ornamental garden

in france

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Quack

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

never mind cement

try halva, looks like cement but it's got nuts in and tasty.

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

hmm, edible housing

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

apparently mums can still go...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

iceland scares me

some of the staff there are just hate personified

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

some of the staff there are ~~just hate personified~~ evolutionary throwbacks

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

give the fish guns

it'll make a days fishing a whole lot more fun

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

hell, let's give everyone guns!

and let the lunatics out of the asylum to make sure there's no horseplay!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

lets give horses guns

they'll shoot everyone and ilovehorses will go bust.

Yass yass i know they have no opposable thumb

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

hahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

I seam to have a new seamhorse, show me yours!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

luls, seams locomotive

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

wohoooo :D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:29, archived)

I have another

Click for bigger (40kB)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Nice fore legs :D

Have another one of mine too :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

fwapping over a seams horse seemed a bit desperate even for me

om nyom nyom nyom

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

now that's just beyond fucked up

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Jesus Christ!

You know you have problems when Discomeats says something you do is fucked up :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

oh sorry, I was refering to the youth outside raping pigeons

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

I said 'surprise' first

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

actually, the first person to say "Surprise" was Mr J Arnold Paunchly, of Didcot, Oxon, in 1736

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

You're clearly softening ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

yes, I haven't been amused by thinking about smiting my enemies with a hail of radioactive death for hours now

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

there's nothing wrong about pigeon raping

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

it's a country pastime you can't knock

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

raping one right now

he's roekoe-ing like a bitch

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

this is youtube material

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

I need a new one too....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

hahaha, mayhem

and this is my favourite thing of the day
www.palinaspresident.us/

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

Glasscock! ;)

It is molto woo though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

I'm sure it is, first I'd seen of it though :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

You're 4 away from 36k

Edit: 2 :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

I only mark the 5ks

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

Fairy snuff

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Thats bloomin'

brilliant.

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

cool stuff :-D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

needs more dead animals

edit/only just realised it does stuff, madness

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

click the door a couple of times for Bambi

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha!

i know it's wrong.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hehehe

That's good!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!`

BECKHAM LEGS!

Wheres my prize?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hahaha ace!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's quite seamish!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yay!

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Woo to you too!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

Hi Terance!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

this is one of the key seamhorses on the internets

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

*honoured*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

This is a traditional follow up to mine.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

It's the weapons...

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XLVII .uk, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

wicked

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

pfft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Here's my latest

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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Hahaha sweet machine gun leg.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

whehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

luvverly

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

Seams chaos

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

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