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(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# *peers*
aren't those his feet at the bottom?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# two ticks...
edit: Done
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# really? they look like two feet
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Ha
Changes the storyline slightly...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# hehe
nice idea but what about his feet?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# ah nicely fixed
top shop sir.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# must watch
Empire again soon
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Arf
& woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] damn budget cuts
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Arf, nicely.
Good source, that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Hehe
I likes
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:28, archived)
# i've never posted anything funny
and I'm not about to start now



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(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# "it's turned his life upside-down face"
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I dont know whether im going to laugh when she dies.
but i'll feel pretty happy.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# we've bought some fireworks in
and a couple of shamwows, for the event
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Literally
whenwilljadegoodydie.com/
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# do you know of the similar site about when obama will be assassinated ?
EDIT: found it!, haspresidentobamabeenassassinatedyet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# hahah
www.isjadegoodydeadyet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# awesome, I'd not seen that
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I wish people would leave her in peace (even though she is milking the publicity for all it is worth in order to leave as much money for children as possible)
and avoiding the story of her illness (and near certain premature death) is easy; I saw several newspapers with Jade related stories this morning, but I simple chose not to look at them for more than few seconds.

I know that this sort of attitude is about as welcome as Gary Glitter at a primary school, but I wouldn't wish what has happened to her on anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# ^this
Just because she's irritating and obnoxious it doesn't mean she deserves this agonising death. She has two young children as well - her death is not something that should be celebrated.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# my father died of a brain tumor in 2003
I know first (or second, if you like) hand what it's like.

whenwilljadegoodydie.com sums up my views pefectly
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# far too serious for b3ta :)
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# No, fuck you
Nothing gives you the right to justify her death.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# and herein lies the difference between
the persona and the person. It's just a symptom of celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
# oh no, there's a celebrity I hate in my celebrity hate rag!
let's make a website about her to starve her of the publicity
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:16, archived)
# i have know idea who she is,
but i probably agree with you.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
# I just wished she would bugger off out of the public's eye
but not this way
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# i like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Nicely done, sir!
Never want to go on one of those. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# skyhooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# is she an actress?
if she is i think i hate her
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Lily Cole
Why I would know that is anyone's guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# very briefly, I confused her with Devon Aoki

...not in this pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# yeah that happens to me when I don't get enough sleep, too... *twitches*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
while listening to this
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Good choice.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Would
But I'd have to wash immediately afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Vali... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] water running, new olympic sport?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# someone's nicked his board
teifs, the lot of em
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
# well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# ^this
nicely mr ftang :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sydney would be pretty crappy without it's harbour
*took far too long*


Click for bigger (303 kb)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# blimey, that's a bit woo.
*enclickens*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Cor
Thats a bit good

Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# what a beauty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# how the..
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Oooh, very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Likes.....
Clicks viciously.....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Yay!
Clicky for skills and effort!


Now go get a girlfriend...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# haha thanks!
I have a girlfriend, I just don't know where she is.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:06, archived)
# Have you checked behind the sofa?
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# damn
i picked a good time to check in...

woo+click
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:58, archived)
# nicely done
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:00, archived)
# That kicks ass
have a click
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that is very well done
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# neato!
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# fuck me
thats aceness!!!

nicely done sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# holy moly
nice work -clicked
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Very nice
(tefu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Oooo
Lovely 'shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# That's brill.
I like it *cleeeeek*
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Very nice!
I'm not even going to bother with this comp. Any half-arsed pic I'd make would look even more half-arsed compared to this kind of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# woo
Brilliant
(theyellowknight, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
# That is sooooo f'in good
WoO!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# err
Wow. That is all. *Clicks*
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
# wow
really nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Bloody 'ell thats good!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Oh my...
that is a bit good :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
# To be fair,
it's pretty crappy even with it.

Great shoppery though!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)
# i couldn't agree more
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:11, archived)
# that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Woah. That must have taken forever.
*tips hat with respect*
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Mad Max
very cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# That is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
# *crikey*
thats a bit of alright *click*
FP this now mods and stop sucking up to your fucking mates!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Best thing I've seen for a long time ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Truely impressive
Even the large version looks flawless.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# What the
Mothergodding filp!?

Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Stunning
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)
# Wow
That is disturbingly convincing. Brilliant stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# this is spectacular *click*
fp it now!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Duly clicked...
so am I allowed to point out the superfluous apostrophe?
Sour grapes, really - good idea, masterfully executed.
(Tony Macaroni hello, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 0:38, archived)
# I have been attacked before for my eccentric punctuation.
thanks mate ;)
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:50, archived)
# Awesome
Was this your inspiration?

rateyourmusic.com/release/album/midnight_oil/red_sails_in_the_sunset/

CLICK
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:51, archived)
# wow... i actually forgot about that album cover.
It pretty spectacular though!
Subconsciously perhaps.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 6:58, archived)
[challenge entry] it was funnier in my head :\
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:29, archived)
# it's pretty funny outside of your head too
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Ha ha
It done made me chuckle! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# haha...
he's deficient in the leg department to the tune of one.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Couldn't resist ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# arf!
and I was gonna say, 'needs more bumrocket propulsion'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Hah hah
Unidexters.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Ah ah! he's been at it again!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# ...
What a World! :|
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:18, archived)
# here's a pic on me in my pance :)
perfectly fine for work :D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# hahah nicely :D
Nice pance too

see Profile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:20, archived)
# i didn't even have to donate :D
i got them free for helping cr3

how do you get the friend feature? :s
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# refresh page, you should have it now
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:24, archived)
# fank oo
:) *tries to do dat reply thing on OT*

edit: oh, maybe that doesn't happen anymore :3
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hey Dix,
2 more, and we see you naked!!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:35, archived)
# That's no moon...
(Ikea Boy, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)
# silly
octomum has eight legs
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Muahahahahaha
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I bet by the fifth kid they just slid out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# blimey!
what a fertile little chap...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# How old is this kid?
I can't find out on teh internets, it's holding out on me :-/

Since he seems all set for meme-dom, has anyone got a link to the story?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:51, archived)
# apologies for Teh Sun link
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2238252.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Thanks muchly
Also: oooff, that's rough.
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Not worth it's own........(etc.)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Non-Mothers day card?
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# lol
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# hehehehehehehehee


Click for bigger (231 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Uncanny,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
#
Remarkable use of science
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Haha
was done last night, www.b3ta.com/board/9187831

It is true though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Saw that one...
..but decided to put my own spin on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# And a very nice spin it is too
slightly different glasses ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Happy St. Skeletor's Day everyone!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Ya cant booze give t'baby!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# NSFW .....Huston we have a problem!
Click!
Any excuse for T&A
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :)
and i saw you Ninja Biscuit :P
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Did you get a hard-on while doing this?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ...
After spending much time on it
i look back and realise that
it's very plain!
(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Aww don't worry, most hard-ons are pretty plain
It's what you do with it that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# ....
Man i can't make shit tonight! :|
Goodmorning or Night depending on the pond!

(Fly Projector, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Explosable thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Always wondered why snooker players don't get chin blisters
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Fucking hell it's a Trellis!
*waggles wavey arm*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Is she thin again yet?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Psh, I wish
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:04, archived)
# THE GEL
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# I think she's done a post'n'dash.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Sorry about that
Was cooking pork chops :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Great!
Ronnie would go mental

www.feedyourself.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
and we all know Ronnie Wood's mental!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Gangland revenge tactics I wondefr??
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/69459/Ronnie-lag-dad-gets-break-after-17-years/
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# the plot thickens...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Oxter, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] haha!
I hadn't considered that I could enter these in to the Challenge...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Wow. That's pretty fantastic.
HAve you posted this before? If so, when?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta! These are from yeeeears ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I remember these!
QUANT
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:37, archived)
# tremendous
your stuff is inspiring:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:50, archived)
# These are really good.
Hadn't seen them before.
(tefu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Jedi Fishing
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# "I find your lack of bait disturbing"
Good one.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha. Reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFTjeaDlxDI
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Yer not actually a million miles off-target there, all you need is a noisy boat engine.
Meet the asian carp of the Illinois River.....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb8OmEr7VqI
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ha
stupid fish
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Holy cow that's crazy
I once had a fish literally jump into my lap, but it was nothing like that!
(tefu, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
# anyone wanna play left4dead?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Just bought it yesterday...
add me :D steamcommunity.com/id/soigacas
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# yes!
i have tea and chocolate hobnobs at the ready
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That fish has a pretty powerful burp
Blows it right out the water.

*belches a woo in sympathy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Nicely :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "Come back here, Martin! I'll pull that moustache right off your face!"
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hahaha
GETTIM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Good afternoon sir
Has the burnt-egg bad mood started to pass yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *shakes grrry fist*
*rants*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Cunt him in the Fuck Peter!
The whole Pink Panther thing has lost all it's appeal now that talentless twunt is Inspector Cluseau.

/sorry a bit of a rant there.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Hear hear!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# AGREED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'm with you about 75% on that one bud....
But to be fair to him, Steve Martin DID make a good movie (black comedy) about 8 years ago with Helena Bonham Carter.

Unfortunately, his reputation as box-office poison meant it died a death, but I quite liked it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0234354/
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I only meant that Steve Martin is talentless in the sense he cannot bring anything good to this Pink Panther series
His early stuff was brilliant but so short lived and he burnt himself out - I've not seen that black comedy and don't doubt he can pull the good stuff out when required but as far the big box office stuff is concerned he just comes across as some has-been burnt out comedian who long since expired his best-by-date.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# ^ this
Like so many others. Leslie Neilson, for example. They go for the easy, lowest-common-denominator laughs now by pulling faces or acting manic and appearing in "Look, there's a joke at this point, please laugh" films.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# True, Leslie Neilson was great
as he was always taken as a serious actor in the early years of his career and only Police Squad and Airplane brought out the satire/parody that was inherent in serious acting and so Neilson was a perfect foil for that kind of spoof - unfortunately when he continued with the parody taking it too far he became most famous for parodies and not the serious acting that made him famous thereby he became old hat very quickly and unlikely as an option for any serious film parts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
# True.............
Self-stereotyping = career suicide.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Yes unfortunately too many of the greats have gone down that path
Luckily for Jim Belushi however - he managed to die before he got typecasted lol ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *sticks foot out to trip up the heretic*
Gettim, Sellers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah!
Shove that beret up his arse, Pete!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:14, archived)
# GO ON PETE! KILL THE FUCKER!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm.

I spent a good 10 minutes doing this, then realised I had just madea picture of Steve Martin without a moustache.
(Ikea Boy, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Its enough for me
The thought process is funny if the picture isn't
(colonelc81 100% Nylon, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 18:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Next week....in a family planning clinic....not too far away......
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
I also liked how in The Metro they showed her shopping in a supermarket which seemed to imply by her size that she had stuffed several frozen trukeys down her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# The website doesn't seem to have that picture
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# No, I just went to look myself
But thank you, I just realised how rude/lazy that request was!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Not at all
I wish I still had the paper I'd have scanned it.

Edit: Found the article and scanned it:

www.maidenart.co.uk/images/octomum.jpg

linked for size reasons - she's fuckin' enormous
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Wow
And I see what you mean, thank you!!!

Edit: You're such a lovely. I just told my boyfriend so, so it must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Ah thank you *blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yup
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Make is so number 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaahahaaaa
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Believe it or not.........ALL 14 kids have the same FATHER!!!


www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26852192/vp/29161555#29063266
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I don't beliiiiiiieve it!
Even if that were the case... she's mentally ill. Addicted to babymaking or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Nah, she needed IVF
I mean look at her, she's got to be at least a 60 pinter.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Frozen trukeys?
That I'd like to see.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Brrr
There are some places you just don't want to risk freeze burns

Edit: It's just clicked who she reminds me of, Alanis Morrisette(sp)!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# oh yes...
after the application of some collagen, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Yup, where the HAIR is concerned.....everybody else is likening her to....
images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20090206/425.suleman.jolie.020609.jpg
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:49, archived)
# ooo - that's a pretty
close match...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Might be the stalkery plastic surgery
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1144715/Angelina-Jolie-creeped-octuplets-mother-receiving-letters--hearing-rumours-plastic-surgery.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# 'Octomom'!
That made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Heh, nicely done sir
I try to remain openminded with most of these 'shock' stories though I must admit I was pretty surprised by 'Octomom's' story, however I was downright gobsmacked at the visual impact of 13 y/o dad, especially next to the Mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Not only extremely funny
but full of style you talented monkey you!

*uber cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# All of this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Some of that too^
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Yays for the Guardian QC too.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# good lord that is very excellent
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
yays

EDIT: Relatedly I found an image I had to use.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# That's marvelous!
I love your backgrounds.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# that is fantastically arted and ace
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# [hahah, this gets a:
woo/yay/houpla! from me. ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# MR JONES! MR JONES!
David's gone mad and smashed up the photocopier again!

Ok, Wilkins, fetch the rifle.


This is ace :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Awesome!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# *sidles closer*
You come here often, sweetheart?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Get a room you two
Oh, wait...

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *pats barstool next to her*
There's plenty of room for another darlin'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:40, archived)
# *parks botty*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I woo your woo
in retro game stylee

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# teh 'pocolypse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Very, very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)
# excellent
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# that is fucking amazing. good show
(r3load, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# that's awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha! brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Most good, MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Splendid
Splendid beary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# thats really nice
I love how you worked the backgrounds
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 16:01, archived)
# :(
poor bear
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# goodness gracious, this is art!
well done you!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 5:56, archived)
# That's art that
Awesome art. Love the found items.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Work In Progress...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Needs more Progress ;)
very nice so far
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:22, archived)
# why thank yeah...
..I'll get back to it then ;)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Well it looks fab whatever it's going to be
is it for a project or something?

Looks almost like a musical score or something.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# [you are most kind...
...it's just a doodle for meself :) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I like that...
it's all abstract and shit.

Not shit as in bad, I hasten to add - good shit, man.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I appauled your recovery
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I appauled
myself for a moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Ha! sorry spelling mistake madness
*applaud*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# *appulads recovery*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# [well done that man/woman...
...I mean "man/woman" in the sense of delete as applicable. not, you are an "man-woman" ;P ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *Deletes "man" as applicable*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:34, archived)
# I rather like the idea
of sitting on the fence on that one!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:39, archived)
# EWcomics 47 - Pizza


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# haha!!
*cues ukelele music*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# And a fun time was had by all - hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Haha!
He is large!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# is that ron jeremy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# what a pussy magnet
that man was...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# TEH JEREMY!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Into a big pole,
oddly enough!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# olaha-lol
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Arf!
Be glad he didn't order the Farmhouse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! BNG likes eating biscuits, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# hahaha magic!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# That's nice.
The concentration on his face is hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Jedi table-tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
remove the bat and you're basically mincing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# When do you move onto advanced mincing?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# obviously after you've completed and passed you intermediatory mincing exams.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Very nice
His name backwards is Rahbit, which is also ace.
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)

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