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shirley bindun..

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Them's not proper fans

they're not encrusted with filth and dust from years of non-cleaning!

Edit: Is B3ta taking a month of Sundays to load up for anyone else?!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

Yup.

But then , my broadband is fuckrated.

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

The Matrix is broken...

It's making it a nightmare to do any work this afternoon...

what a shame

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Damn Keanu and his dark sunglasses!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

hahaha :) nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

hahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Like it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Hahhahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

not a bindun, but equally spandgworthy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

heh nice..

also have a compo pea

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Click away the Trillion!!!

When you to think you have seen everything!

You didn't

www.onetrillionclicks.com/

Laid back and click!

Cheats are welcome :D

(Mrlife10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

probably better suited to the links board

what with it being a link

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

not to mention it being boring.

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

you clicked?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

it's not suited to qotw though...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Not until they finally resort to "What's your favourite utterly pointless website" anyway

And even then you'd look a bit weird not saying it's b3ta :D

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Go away silly person!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

manley's looking better these days

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Haha this!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Okay, I'll click. But not on the link you want me to.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

*stages full military flypast with coloured smoke and everything*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

\o/

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

*downs a shot*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

I bet it reveals a massive goatse once it gets there

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zoldergoose, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Nope, that'd be /links, mate

also, please try harder.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

You're more of an idiot than everyone else.

(67227, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

*looks for other links on this links board.....*

OH ..this isn't the links board????
Well blow me down!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

*deploys emergency fluff*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

^this makes me *glee*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

I maintain that Nick and Margaret need their own spin off show on BBC3

which shows The Apprentice from their POV

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Isn't there enough shit on BBC3 as it is?

And you want MORE!??

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Better than watching Two Pints for the umpteenth time

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Or the Doctor Who special AGAIN!

Tennant must be minted in repeat fees

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Urgh

Questioning what was so special about it. It bit the big one!

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

It shone like a beacon of excellence next to the atrocity that was Dwarf...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Oh God yes this!

*steals idea*
*markets*
...
profit!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Superb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

:OD

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Joliet, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Nein

Vere iz your image, schwinehunt.

No image zen no post.

love

Your local friendly board nazi

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

up against the wall...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

i39.photobucket.com/albums/e171/CaptainHoof/larp.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

This is too bizarre for words.

*giggles like a loon*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4

Awesome video, and quite relevant to your pic

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Why is it alway WTF?! U R SOOOOOO GAY!!!!!!1!!!!1 LOL ROFL!

In your stupid, non-FAQ-reading, stupid fucking tossbag think of the B3tans like Happy Toast, Rev Jesse, ME etc, etc, et FUCKING C in your posts?

I know I'm ranting at nothing. Its for the entertainment of the readers.

Fuck off.

Thanks awfully.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Why is it always so angry in your posts?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

eh...eh...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

I clicked

now make the global warming stop, ok?

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

God I'm bored.....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

bored? I hope you've finished your Blade Runner drawing then

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

wut? did I miss something here?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

no, nothing

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19171
www.b3ta.com/board/9361956
www.b3ta.com/board/9359161
www.b3ta.com/board/9357019

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

OMG OMG OMG I'm sooo ffing late arch

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Me too!

I was supposed to be out with a young lady, but she couldn't make it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

I've done lots of singing now.

Even did operaticish "Never Gonna Give you Up"
But I need a bath and to get some wall plugs. So here's a grumpy Medic. In my mind he represents all of the people who've not yet have their songs sung, but in truth, he's just a medic.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

is that Sagat giving Prof. Oak a back rub?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

haha

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Pffft.

Heavy and Medic. Though Heavy looks unheavy like as I can't draw him very well.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

I wish I could draw

But instead my talents lie with programming, which is leaving me dead inside ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

if you're going to wish for something

at least wish for infinite wishes... unless it is otherwise stated that you may not!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

I want to learn more programming.

All I know is general CSS and html which aren't even programming languages.

I tried python, and I've worked in terminal a bit though!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

To tell the truth I love programming

Getting everything right is like art in its own form I suppose but this shitty job is pissing me off.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Je comprend

It's like when you've finally gotten a laptop to work and boot that OS or all of your elements are in the right place and the layout looks nice on all resolutions though we occasionally ignore 800x640 as only old people have computers with small screens.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Haha

Screen resolutions are the bane of my existance.

The boss wants absolutely fucking masses of stuff on one screen, tells you nothing is allowed to scroll and then says it has to be compatible with 640x480 because one of our clients can't be arsed to pay £30 to buy a new monitor

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

Does anyone want to come and do my work for me, can't get my head into it today

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

I feel the same way

arch

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Alright, but you have to write 10-20 pages on measuring respiratory function in return.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Any excuse to give the ol' Monster Mash a whhirl...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Crash Test Dummies Rape Harry Potter

pages 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and centre spread

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha! Medic as Harry Potter!

He would be more likely to disect him to find out where the magic comes from XD

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Casual CDC ....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Oi Leningrad! I reckon I can get the better of you here.

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9347887

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

been there done that!

Click for bigger (84 kb)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

MOTHERFUCKER

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

compo it

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

I loved this game so much!!!

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Me 2

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

what is Ben Affleck doing

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Playing the wii

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Ben Aflek

The master of one facial expression

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Hahahaha

Both of these are excellent

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

8====D

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Still

excellent.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

uuuhhhhhhhh

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

nobody adds any warts to cdc

I think for those who have warts on their tiddlers they will feel marginalised

time to show the world we care about genital wart suffers and the solidarity that made Britain once the nation that other nations called Great Britain

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I never experienced that madness

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

COCKBLAST

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Is it cock Wednesday?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

ibm girls says so :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

ibm girl is hawt!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Is she having a stroke?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

She can stroke mine!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

And if you're not happy with that you can give her a right earful

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

pfft stroke

edit: damnit Mstandot beat me too it :P

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

It moved up one day due to Easter

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

Heads up!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

this is wonderful

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

How many cocks do you have?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

I have a great many cocks

Some of them can be found here:
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/memes.cdc.php

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

impressive cocks i must say :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

*polishes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

haha

you are the uncrowned master of cocks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

Have a cute

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

That's rather cute

BUT can it blend?

EDIT: HOLD ON A MINUTE... what happened to subbuteo? o.0

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Moar important!

CAN IT BE MILKED?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9362428

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

OMG S CLUB 7 !!! DAMN YOU EVIL WORLLLLLDDD

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

What is perhaps more amusing is that there's no 7 in S Club 7

They've reformed with the shittiest 3.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I like the blonde one with the gruff voice

she's rough as a bear's arse; just the way I like 'em.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Jo, the casual racist?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I forgot she was a casuel racist too

One day I'm going to marry that foul-mouthed beautiful harpy.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

and fill her oral meatus with munge?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Don't you dare talk about my ignorant Princess that way!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

UND FILL HOR ORAL MEETUSS MIT MOONGE

that better?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

much

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

I heard a rumour

that 5ive are reforming, minus Abs, who is in hospital after a towel accident - they're going to call themselves 4ive

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Good

5ive are an entirely different band, anyway. A really good one.

shop.relapse.com/content/resound.aspx?EditorialID=70

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

I've had some strange looks from people looking through my music collection because of this.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

I forget you've got some damn good taste.

Heard the new Mastodon? It's a bit fucking good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

My friend was telling me it's rather awesome at the weekend.

I haven't heard it yet but I'll have a look soon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

*nods emphatically*

Your friend is in no way wrong. All I've listened to recently is that and Puscifer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

I've been fairly busy with Gojira for a while now.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Mmm, Gojira

I've only got from Mars to Sirius, but I bloody love it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

That and the way of all flesh are great.

Some of their earlier stuff I've heard on myspace is a little too death metally for my liking.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Noted, I shall steer clear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Not that I condone your odd taste in ear-splitting noise

but you are in for a treat later. Full Gojira discography is on the server :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

\o/ nice!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

you can get ointment for that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

everybody get up!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

I really want them to do a cover of it.

REALLY.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

can I get down yet?

hello? .... HELLO?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

wait for Jesus to go first

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Not until you've finished your sprouts.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

*flounces*

fucking sprouts... it's not even cunting Christmas... how the hell did they find sprouts...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Hesperus was really weak though.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

"Foive"

Like the northern equivalent?

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Northern where?

Northern Brooklyn?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

You have curious priorities

I would like to buy them for my circus of travellers

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

poster obviously did not have the courage of his convictions

and fell foul of b3ta's ever changing taste line

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Argh

Such things disorientate and confuse me

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

As I wanked about the holocaust while shitting on Jade's grave and lolling about 9/11

I couldn't help but be deeply offended by the Hillsborough post.

(wasn't there a Hillsborough post FP'd a while back?)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Yes but its not what you post but who is posting it.

He was obviously not of The Chosen

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

poor unchosened one

ed: found it myself :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

I think it's more to do with how funny it is.

You can get away with being terribly offensive on here so long as it's funny.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

I am offended

by your offension

altho I didnt see the original post I feel it right to have an opinion on it. It doesnt stop daily mail readers so it wont stop me.

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

I think a few people complained so the poster decided to right their wrongs

Seems like the normal thing to do really

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

A small minority of hypocrites complained

Everyone else just thought it wasn't funny because the joke was poorly executed.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

A load of moaning cunts drove him off.

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

Shame

As far as the disaster goes, am I the only one who thinks that it gets aridiculous amount of media attention?

A terrible tragedy, sure, but no worse than many others (such as the Bradford fire) that are hardly mentioned these days, much less front page news...

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

True

20 people died in the Scottish E-coli outbreak in 1997. No one's even mentionned that. Mind you, they were mostly old-folks who probably didn't have much time left anyway.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Didn't something similar happen recently at one of the African

World Cup qualifiers? People died when stands collapsed.

National mourning? No, they carried on with the game.....

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

I think most Sub-Saharan Africans are pretty much resigned to a life of hardship now.

They seem have a natural stoicism.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Maybe they just REEEEEEALY like their football...

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Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

pot - kettle

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

It was censored by the Ministry of Not Giving Scousers Anything To Winge About

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Pffft!

Minister in Charge: Boris Johnson?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

We've got plenty to winge about, I'll have you know.

Like the fact that the city council spent £3 billion tidying up the city, when that money would have been better spent providing speech therapy for every man, woman and child in the city and surrounding boroughs.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

pffft

/cant be scouse-ist he has scouse friends blog

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

I don't like to tell people I'm from Liverpool

The city is a fine city, and despite the jokes it has one of the lowest petty crime rates of any major city in the UK. But the appalling accent is enough to cause me to feel shame. I think it is literally the worst accent in the world.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Only because those elongated vowels take so long.

*ducks*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Silly meerkat b3ta is not comparison site

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Is he playing asteroids?

He seems very frustrated anyway

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

This is lovely :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Happy b3taday! :)

not sure if I've already said this.. :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

No probs

PS I'm going to Glasgow next month \o/

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

hurrah!

watch out for neds! :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Needs "Rush" mix tape action

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

*glees*

yays and no comparison in sight!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

:))

what's he smelling?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

the glove

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

there is no glove

only Zuul

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

"I think there's enough people in there already."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Is it ready to launch?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

That was a great comp :)

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

yaay!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

hehe

awesome! :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

brill!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

O hai!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

So *that's* where they stole the idea for the advert from

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

That's a point actually.

Royalties may be due...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

I don't understand why they made him Russian.

They don't even have meerkats in Russia. Do they?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

in Soviet Russia the meerkats compare you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

aaaaa :D

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww :D

*Shoots, stuffs and mounts*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Lovely, but needs more ball bag

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

EEEEEEEEEE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

oooooooo

happy candle day btw

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Happy B3tardees Lord 'Pan

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

Hello Mr Kat

THREAD DELETION DETECTED!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

huh?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

*compares*

*falls victim of obvious attempt at viral marketing*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

eliminate the evildoers!

(noodle_6491, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

bawoooo

bigger

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

This is going to be my background for the next couple of months

:) very nice !

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

thanks, guys

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Awesome

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WormuIus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

cor

thats ace! I especially like the thing on the right

Genuine arts on b3ta! Who'd have thought!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Are you looking inside my head?

As this is how I normally see the world...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

That must be really frustrating

going to the train station only to find it a smouldering wreck, then realising that everyone is using the train fine and it's your problem

FUCK THAT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I have a car

So I rarely have to use a train, except when being sent to the capital for a stupid conference or some such bollocks.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

every day a grimdark adventure

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

:D Super awesome!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

C'MON BARRY!! :)

that's awesome..new wallpaper, ta :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

ooh

that's grand, that

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

love it!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Blummin' hell that's ace!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Please tell me that they fling rubble back and forth at eachother before closing in and beating eachother up.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

the ONLY way to fight in a scrapyard :D

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

that is utterly brilliant! *click!!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

ooooo

oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh

future-y!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

FWAR

This is very good, although there is clearly only one winner - the bus/truck/hand.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

TRUCKHAND DOMINATION

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

I'm sure its great

but it's too dark for me to see

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

tweak yo monitor

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

eh?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

fight!!!!

this is lovely :D

(JoePesky, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I like that, it would look good painted on a wall

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Brilly ace

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Fabulous, sir!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Very nice indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Nice!

Very, very nice.
:D

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

stupendorous

ace

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

WWOOOOOOOWW...

...BEST THING YOU EVER DID!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

this is something else! wonderful!

:D insta-background Thanks! *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

fucking beautiful :D

lovely stuffs.

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arrangedletters, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

Excellent, very War of the Worlds.

Woo yay, etc.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:41, archived)

nice

: D again : )

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--- ---, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:08, archived)

i like this

i may make a print like this. or at least similar in layers.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

That's awesome.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

SCIENCE! tm

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

YOU CAN'T TRADEMARK SCIENCE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

TOO LATE

*evil laugh*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

as a practitioner of SCIENCE™, I say you're doing it wrong.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

You're all doing it wrong

It's spelled sceince.

*lurks*

(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

That's me off Dragon's Den, then...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

Indeed I can't.

Don't know the html to do it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

Happy b3taday gronk! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

cheers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

THERE'S NO COPYRIGHT IN TEAM

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

THERE'S NO TEA IN COFFEE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

THERE'S NO F IN MILK

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

There's no sea in seamen

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

there ain't no party like an S Club party

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

SIR!

you go too far!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

EBONY AND IVORY, MAN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

but there is a registered mark in cunt

cu ® nt

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

cuRnt

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

What's wrong with you today?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

~~today~~

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

*high fives*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

you set 'em up... I'll admire them

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

ah good to see i don't have any special exemption from pisstaking :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

lol

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

nothing, i'm just going with the other bit of the joke:

"there's no i in team, but there is a u in cunt.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

also

you've probably "got the painters in" or something

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

yeah! i love period drama!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

hippy bathday

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Happy burning pixel day!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

CAYKE TIEM

I am going out in search of cayke.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

I live west of east Sussex. Is this an issue?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

the cone full of blah will descend upon you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Appalling news!

Everyone gtfo of west Sussex.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

BLAH COMES!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm going to hide under my desk brb.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

you say that like it's a bad thing...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Parts of west east sussex will also be affected.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

I'm going to wear a hat. I hope this is sufficient protection.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Blah can be annoying

but it's quite light and unlikely to cause much in the way of physical damage. The fact that it is in cone form might be extra cause for concern though.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

I hear wearing a squid hat will help

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

No you are just part of Space & Tiem

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

If I'm reading the graph right,

you're unable to causally affect cake tiem.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Great, now I may aswell be DEAD.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

ha! excellent

also: did somebody say laz0rz?

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

pew pew

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I like the that way axis.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

CAKEY TIEM

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

yay cake tiem

I'm baking a cake right now... with LOTS of cocoa

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

yum yum yum

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Here's some TF2 doodles which I've done on trains.

Click for bigger (139 kb)

Also, please tell me songs to sing and I'll sing them and upload the file, go on, I'm not a totally shit voice and I want to see what people think. I've so far done part of "Dreams" - Heart, "My Immortal" -Evanescence, "Anthem" - Good Charlotte and "The Reason" - Hoobastank

Go on.

Edit: I'll see which ones I can do :D Then I'll have a shower and go and get some wall plugs and put up a blind.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Give Me Just A Little More Time

the Chairmen of the Board version, not Kylie

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

After several interruptions by family here's a bit

www.filedropper.com/alittlemoretime

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

I am awesome with this song

at Karaoke. Especially when pissed.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Brrrrrrrrrrr!

Psst: ~~Kylie~~ Dannii
I'm not proud of the fact that I know this.

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

*donk*

Lordi - would you love a monsterman

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

I love that song :D

Here's my try.

www.filedropper.com/monsterman

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

I'll listen to it when I get home

I don't have any speakers at work :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

XD Okay!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Haha that's class

it sounded like you were on the verge of laughing at the start :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

white room - cream

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Here

www.filedropper.com/whiteroom

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

this made me giggle and glee.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'll take that as a good sign :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

"Swing the mood"

By Jive Bunny & the mastermixers

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

This

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Or even better

this

riverghost guarantee of no horses or NSFW.

EDIT: Damn that's going to be in my head all day now.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

Great, now I'm going to have to kill myself.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Ahh KLF

The Dr Seus of music.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Oh dear...

But, on the upside, there's a link to the great vid of Last Train to Transcentral.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

Oh man D:

Kay

www.filedropper.com/swingjivebunny

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

I vote for The Orb – Little Fluffy Clouds

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Sehr awesome choice.

Yet not singy enough.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

yes it is

bip bop bip bop bibby bibby bop bop
see?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Ah well, I forgive you. It's not your fault

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

The Monster Mash

By Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kickers.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

www.filedropper.com/monstermash

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Strong stuff :D

Have a click for your endeavours.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Ta :D

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

No Reason by Grinspoon.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

www.filedropper.com/noreason

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

they all look too cute and dreamy!

Especially the heavy

Lovely drorns though!

Scatman john - im a scatman

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

Hard D:

www.filedropper.com/scatman

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Electric Guitar - Talking Heads

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

I may skip this one

The list here is long. Perhaps if I have time later I'll do some of the ones I'll skip.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

this song

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Nice music that.

But I'm not good at doing scream.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Not fair, lilly allen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Here you go

www.filedropper.com/notfairallen

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

my god i didn't realise you were going to try and do all of these.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

As many as I can try.

Or bothered to to.

When I say something, I usually try to stick to it :)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Anything by Big Business.

Cool drawens.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

No wait!

Do 'I Don't Believe In You' by Talk Talk.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

No wait!

Anal Cunt - My Woman, My Lover, My Friend

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

That song should be protected under UN sanction so that no-one

other than the lad Hollis *ever* sings it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Mark Hollis is awesome and I ridicule your taste in music.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yes. Quite.

Read it back again, and I think you'll find that's what I was saying.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Then I shall applaud your taste in music.

I shall also rip/queue his solo album.
I may then skip.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

*double-dutches*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

how about this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

www.filedropper.com/nevergonnagiveyouopera

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

so which one of us got rickroll'd?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

I guessed I'd be rickrolled by one person.

But I enjoy the song. Bahaha.

I'd say you got Rickperaroll'd

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

who is the one in the middle!?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

An original character Spy from a fancomic.

So that one is fanart of a fanart.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Poo Poo La La by Roy Ayers

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Play at your own risk by planet patrol

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

gin, tiger lillies

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Laughing Gnome

by David Bowie, including the gnome parts.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

OOooh

Or Pink Floyd - The Gnome!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

khe sanh, cold chisel

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

By The Bloodhound Gang

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Oh god I'm not doing this one.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Fine

do "Chasey Lane" then

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

Sure =)

www.filedropper.com/chaseylain

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

big balls AC/DC

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

^this

not heard in a while

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YUuyzQDmjY

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

www.filedropper.com/bigballs

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Riders on the storm, moody blues

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

the eel song, the hitcher, mighty boosh

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

I prefer the song he sings when we first meet him.

"Shut your noise"

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Janet by the Commodores

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

sing this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LigbX94pko

go on. it should be relevant to your interests.

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Haha! Nice!

I could try.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

The Hymn, from Rick Wakeman's "1984"

Your doodles are lully.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Lovely as ever

Right, lunch ciggy break time

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

I AM NOT GOING TO GAZ YOU

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Why the fuck not?

Happy candle day

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

"Sympathy" Rare Bird

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCd4LT0VBI

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Ooh I like that.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

This'll be the last one for a while

www.filedropper.com/sympathy

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

"The laughing Policeman"

WOO for the sketches, sir!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Angel of Death

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

chuggachuggachugga

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

\o/

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

top doodles :)

Mr Scruff - Fish
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSpfZ9I1Qok

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

yay for mr.scruff!!!!

fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Do something by Mastodon.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Do Poing

by the Rotterdam Termination Source.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

you 'ave - 'oh you say? -

pwnd my 'art!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)

Roots by Sepultura

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

mmmpf!

I never got into TF2, didn't know what I was meant to be doing most of the time.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I seem to understand the objectives.

But half of the time I don't full fill them. HELLA FUN THOUGH

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Set phasers to spang, Mr. Worf.

It was on sale in the butty shop. I'm sorry. They made me do it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Pffft.

Oh dear.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

HAHAHA you loon

He looks quite surprised by the whole thing.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Wouldn't you?

One minute minding your own business, the next without such as a by-your-leave, up to your neck in soup.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Just sounds like a good night out to me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Hahahaha!

Spang indeed

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Waiter this soup looks faulty.

WOO that pic

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

*return spangs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

"He Put Basil in the Ratatouille?"

Arf, sir - Arf, I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

File under 'needed to get it out of my head'

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Ahh, yes, that rather overstuffed file I also possess...

;-)

Hence this:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

there's really no comeback to that post...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

A true 'better out than in, however, sharing it in teh intawebs may not be a good idea'

kind of a post...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

*spangs*

and wants miso soup

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Mmm miso

Everyday for dinner.

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

The worthy winner of this year's monocle championship....

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

yay

I voted for him!

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Damn it

I want one but can never find one in the shop places

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Monocle Champion! +100

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

indeed

reminds me of this

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Curses is awesome.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

am i really sad for knowing who this is?

Its that reggie fils aims or what ever his wierd name he is. Some nintendo suit.

Nice spots.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

How on earth did you know that...???

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

spending too much time on kotaku.com

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Eeeewwww.

You need some REAL game journalism. UK:R!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

i read that religiously too (and idiot toys)

in fact, i commented on the latest update.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Best comment ever.

"The progression between photos 2 and 3 is far too severe, I can't follow the movement up towards the chair and so am uncertain of what the last photograph is actually of. I'm confused and frightened.

3.72/10"

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

sorry - that wasnt me. I was the one called Andy.

Tis a good comment, that though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

you're not alone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

<<<<<<>>>>>>NERD ALERT<<<<<<>>>>>>

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

you must also be a nerd

because you took great care to render the star trek (film versions) warning screens with the red chevrons in ascii...

ROTFELZ!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

oh I'm geekier than a box of japanese cosplay girls.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

the only thing geekier than that is

a function room full of english cosplay girls

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

You need the associated

*WOOIIIP* WOOIIIP* noise.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Good to see I'm not the only one...

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Reggie!

*uses wii motion plus to induce self-vomitting*

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

HAHAHA

Quite literally, Winnah!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Christy fuck!!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahahahha! top 'shop :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

hehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

(

Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Mickey wants to play

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

and people wonder why I love the fetish scene.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

It's because you're an attention seeking slag.

(The Mean Lurker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

0_0

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Don't act all surprised...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

I was joking, pet.

No worries.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

*flounces out in tears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

ohhhhk.

Obviously I've wandered into mental world. My mistake.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

*sneaks back and surprise-gropes the Cap when she least expects it*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Careful

I might have to create an anonymous account to bitch at you with. You know, because I'm not a pussy in any way. No.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

You're not being nice.

*gives Paddington© hard-stare*

Edit: shit - just ignore me, I'm reading everything wrong today. Which is unhelpful, given all this FUCKING CODE i have to recompile.

Sorry, honey *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

I'm being nice to you....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

*mwah*

See above.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Arf!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

*measures for coffin*

You're first and last post.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

your

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

no his:P

I was using the b3ta you're:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

no it's you are you're!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

^ this, with ornately hand-painted Venetian china bells on

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I was thinking more fun fur.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

That works, too.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

In the shape of Sandra Bernhart.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Oh bloody hell...

*inappropriate guffaws*

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

My kinda girl!

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

it's a good job the captain's awesome

or you'd look like a right tool just now... in your newly created account... with its hilariousness built in

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

who's this then?

although I have to say, it was the obvious reply.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I found it funny

(chubby athiest, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

me too

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

I guffawed

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

we're so not in the popular clique.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

no, really?

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

I will never be popular and I'm OK with that.

I just thought it was a really funny comment. The lovely Captain is my hero(ine.)

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

haha.

I hope you are proud of yourself.
If you have not got the bollocks to say what you presume whilst using your main account I'd love to see what kind of snivelling little toad you would become if I got my hands on your throat and asked yo to repeat that.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

At least the Antipodean Clammy Hander managed it.

*quite likes toads* They remind me of Rumpole.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Hark! And here comes the white knight, on a desperate quest to fuck thy fair maiden~

Battle bravely, you worthless cunt, for thee treasure that is a-glistening shall be yours.

(The Mean Lurker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

yawn.

Internet words. As much use as tits on fish.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Precisely, moron:

"I'd love to see what kind of snivelling little toad you would become if I got my hands on your throat and asked yo to repeat that."

(The Mean Lurker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

I'm always willing to back up what I say

and will be happy to discuss that in person should you feel the need.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

You really are a pathetic little man.

(The Mean Lurker, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

40s male, would like to meet annonymous internet poster for fulfilment of strangulation fantasies

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

I know I am

oh baby

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Hmmmm!

Massive bondage pics on peoples work screens?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

It Disney matter!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Pfft!

That is such a Goofy thing to say!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

he is taking the mickey

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

daffy-nitely

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

We're still ducking the issue

of the picture though...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

that their love is purely Pluto-nic?

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Indeed

Very NSFW - thank fuck for AdBlock

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

could this be a little on the nsfw side of things?

I don't mind, i am at home fwapping away

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

no cocks or tits

and no neqqitness

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

does it look like porn?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

No it looks like easter and Xmas all on one day

(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

That isn't the point of NSFW.

NSFW is anything that could be construed as pornographic. A couple of people in PVC isn't part of most peoples work environment....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

not unless its dress down Friday

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

hehehe :)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

haha.

It ain't porn, it don't look like porn.
It's no different than a picture of Lance Armstrong in his cycling gear ( but more shiny and with more testicles. )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

bwahahaha

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

:-D I prefer Latex Mickey

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

lady in black rubber catsuit - yes

man in rubber mickey mouse costume - hell no.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

^What he said^

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

PHWOAR!

Hello big boy!

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

I want a squidhat!!!

where can I order some?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

You can make your own!

www.instructables.com/id/DIY_Squid_Hat/

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

YAY!

haha, did you make one?

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Not yet, but it is my immediate ambition

I believe one's life can be immeasurably enhanced by ownership of a squidhat.

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

True, true

but I'm a bit tooooo scared to walk around with it :)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

In case you get attacked by sperm whales?

(

Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

shirley bindun?

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'm not sure

www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSob=c&GSlh=1&GRid=35803254&

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

*LOL*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

hahahaha!

loon :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

What a macabre site.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

hehe

I'm dead to the world at the moment, I hate being allergic to codeine based medications...

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

poor sod

have something like chocolate if you can... chocolate makes you feel better.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

I'm not allowed chocolate now either

I had far too much last week :P

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Tea?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

I don't drink tea *runs rapidly towards bunker*

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Burn Him! Burn Him!

*pitchforks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

or heroin...

heroin makes you feel better... oh wait hang on,

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Asthma?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

I used to have asthma pretty badly

but I don't need to take inhalers any more.

I've barely slept the last 2 weeks so I took some dihydrocodeine, slept like a baby. Unfortunately I'm quite allergic to codeine based medication and feel very ill the following day, if I take too much then I stop breathing - this one is always fun.

It was worth feeling ill for a good nights sleep though :D

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

*pedants*

But if the car's speed is zero, the speed camera isn't going to get them, surely?

I'm missing the point rather, aren't I?

/gets coat

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

attention to detail

is to be commended

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

indeed

unless the driver was doing the usual slam on the brakes cos hes seen the camera....

or he's maybe dramatically looking at the speed camera thinking "should i continue when there seem to be so many hurdles in my way?"

essentially its a piece of work which asks the viewer to ask questions, to challenge what they see, much like the philosophy at the heart of outrun.

ahem, click, "opens mouth" BANG!

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Hahaha!

Class response, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

honey

i was born a' ramblin man.

(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

this needed animated

so i put in some serious effort to make this

(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

QUICK, GET ME A TOOTHPICK!

(

Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

Tooth pickaxe more like!

It's extremely quiet today. I'd shop something but I've got so much stuff going on this piece of shite computer that I can just about run firefox.

EDIT: Not my own money obviously but I had to make an extremely expensive purchase today. £6.5 million!:O.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

if it wasn't £6.5 million worth of Pick'n'Mix, I'll be most disappointed...

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Sad to say it wasn't

It was a hotel:P Why the called it The Beaver Hotel is beyond me. Maybe my boss is branching out.:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Illuminati?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

Blackpool?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

No, she came of her own accord.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Turkmenistan?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

in the ear

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Iran

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Burns Embassy

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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

that's Numberwang!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Grey haired posh binty boy was wearing a

'Beauty is in the ear of the beholder' t shirt on the gadget show last night. I covetted it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

I'll be grey haired by the time I'm 26 at this rate...

and then I'll be able to dye it whichever colour I want :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

I've got some silvers coming through

but I always dye mine anyway. Men look lovely with grey hair, you're all bumfaces in that respect.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

^This

LOVE that salt-and-pepper look

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

On someone in their mid 20s?

O_o

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Yeah, why not?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

people just laugh at me.

I don't even think it's that obvious.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

they're just laughing at you

nothing to do with your hair

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

Thank you, sir.

For getting there before me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

fiiiiiiiiine ruin my relatively good day. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

When you pay me for therapy, you'll get therapy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

what can I get for a bit of string and a half chewed caramel covered in lint?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

Scant few friends, I'd wager.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

aw.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

It's all because of your mother

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

no she makes me spit the half chewed caramels into the bin.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

in other news

I'll be on the same continent as you in June... given that you don't leave Oz before then.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

sydney? if so I'll take a big sign to the airport wishing you a good journey home!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

not Sydney

Melbourne. For 3 weeks. Seeing some people and thinking about driving the great ocean road.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

hahah it will probably rain.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

ha ha ha

cunt

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

*ahem*

late 20s....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

25 is late 20s now?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

technically, in order of magnitude estimates, yes.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Fuck it then I'm 30 for the next 5 years...

;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

I was only messing with you!

:D

Jealous, too....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

don't back down!! you're right!! let us mock his age mercilessly!

and I thought you were only fourteen...YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

But, hang on -

You're younger than him....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

how does that stop me taking the piss?

it doesn't, it gives the pisstaking a youthful zest, to keep it going when everyone else falls asleep at the helm of their zimmer frames.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

ha ha ha

zzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzznursethey'retakingmydressinggownzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

*tries to follow the complete absence of internal logic within this point*

*gives up, due to not being bothered*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I'm confused.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

This is becoming painfully clear.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

why can't I take the piss out of someone because they're older than me?

i think i will go scribble a fourier transform on a bit of paper

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

make a martini

and sit and think while you drink...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

no vermouth :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

I found some very nice Scottish Vodka the other day

it was very pleasant.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

McDraino?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

*nods off*

Sorry, what?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

*steals false teeth*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

*stabs in the eye with a fucking huge knife*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

you call that a knife?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

it's a spoon

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Applied in the manner of Alan Rickman

circa Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, mind you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

meh

I've been waiting all of my life to be old.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

For sure.

On anyone, holmes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

It's when it gets in the beard that I love

my dad, bless him, he's got brown hair with a few greys and then an entirely silver beard. Looks awesome :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

*decides not to shave beard of after all*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

*applauds*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

yes

BEARDS UNTIE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

to form some sort of super mecha beard

BEARD-RA!

*thrusts face fuzz forwards*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

BEARD-RA vs. MOUSTACH-ZILLA

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

both of them vs. GILLETTEOH-SAN

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

You'd better not, it's lovely.

*loves scritchy cuddles*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Mr Trellis is growing his back at present

I have red-raw lips

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

The wife is never allowed to shave his off

he looks like a creature comforts character with no facial hair.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

He only shaved it cos we were doing a show a couple of weeks ago

And he decided his character wasa clean-shaven. Confused the hell out of Iz...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

:D bless her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

She got her own back

She's learning to climb, and daddy's chest hair makes great hand-holds....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Excellent work, tiny soldier!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

ouch

... maybe this is why so many men in those posers wax their chests. They HATE babies!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

He needs to be a superhero.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

He bloody is

his blood tests came back and they can't see any Hep C in his system.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Then it's decided, he shall become a superhero.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

\o/ SUPERDA

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

My beard is turning white

from ginger of course. Which now means its patchy but around my mouth and my tache it's a kind of nice light straw colour.
As for the hair on my head when I have any any, That is also turning white at my temples and I'd have given anything for it to be that colour as a kid. Sadly There will be none left before it all changes now ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

White is just as good as grey.

Especially when it's speckly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I'm 27

and I'm getting quite a few grey hairs. I think I like it, but it makes me stand out more when I hang around playgrounds.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

It's not the grey hairs doing that

It's the beard. And the 'I AM 27' placard.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

yes, a lot of paedos have beards. It's odd.

I wonder what it is about beards that kids find oh so sexy...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Something to hang onto

/Flasheart

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

WHOF!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Remind them of Bungle?

Matthew out of Sooty?

Speaking of which, has anyone noticed how he's Simon Pegg?

bruceandfran.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matthew-corbett.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

O_O

How have I never seen this before?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

:D I only realised a few days ago.

Spooky, isn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

Bloody terrifying!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

And to think

I fancy him in Spaced (ONLY in Spaced)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

watched space again last night

God I hope they don't make a 3rd series... I'm not sure how well I'd cope if it wasn't as good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

agreed

I would probably have to kill someone

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

Oh definitely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

hahaha :D

I think Simon Pegg made reference to it in an interview or something, that he looks like the son of Matthew Corbett... I may be making this up.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

DAMN IT.

I shall discover new information one day.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

everything we learn we're only remembering

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

What - the little yellow chap?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

That's no way to talk about Ban Ki-Moon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

whenever I hear his name

the William Tell Overture pops into my head.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Why on Earth do I now have a head full of Bonanza?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

...

Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon
Ban Ki-Moooooooooooooon Ban Ki-Moon Moon Moon

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Nope, all I have in my head is Bonanza

and it won't let anything else in.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

it could be worse.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ominous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Granted.

*takes it all back*

*gets refund at Casual Racism R Us*

That doesn't work, does it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Enough for the purpose. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Gah!

What a terrifying concept!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

nicely done

now if only star trek aliens looked like that rather than people with bits of rubber on their brows and noses.
It would be intresting seeing an episode with riker falling in love with THAT

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

*points*

TNG Nerd!

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

indeed

the rest of the Treks werent nowhere near as good though. Enterprise showed some promise, but got ruddy cancelled.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

it wasn't a compliment

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

i dont care

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

Hark at her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

*awaits Riker was a shit no.1 gif*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

Holy Cow!!!..PIg...

Horse??

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

*scans for chedge*

I'm confused.

Hello.

Good thing.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

EEP!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

What the fuck?

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)

lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

ffffffffffffuuuuuuck

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

HELLO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

hello you have a candle

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Happy celebratory internet achievement icon.

Happy celebratory internet achievement icon.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder arf arf

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

this thread has lots of words

more than European directives allow

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

RARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Click for bigger (219 kb)

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

I find this rather worrying

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Top stuffs!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

gorgeous!

click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

'Allo. I'm baaack :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Vegetable Ninja!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

This is how I always imagine cutting carrots

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

\o/

Though I wish I could do this. I HATE chopping carrots.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

HAHAHAHA

'ningles stranger. I shall be thinking of this when I prepare my lunch.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

Having anything interesting?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

Embolism Moussaka

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

Tumor and mayonnaise sandwiches

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

may I suggest a side-salad of necrotizing fasciitis?

and would sir like the wine list?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

Naaa

Wednesday is Tumour rissoles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

ninja carrots.

The usual.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

Nicely.

That third panel's quite the looker.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

He appears to have become wolverine in the 4th panel though

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

Or Johnny Featherhands.

Squawk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

Haha

Watching him try to make ice sculptures would be a laugh

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

*flaps ineffectually*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

"Sometimes I like to sit in the bath with the shower on

" ... and pretend I'm in a submarine that's been hit ... " - Steve Wright (the Sherman funnyman, not the oily Brit DJ, you donk).

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

haha! marvellous

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

He cuts his thumb in the 5th frame, shirely?

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

Bahaha!

Chopping things up quickly is ace to do, as long as fingers are out of the way.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

the quality of your work is astounding sir

woo yay :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

Aweosme choppage :D

and welcome back!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

\o/

SAMURAI DELICATESSEN FTMFW!

Welcome back. Where you bin?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

haha hells yeah

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Shada, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

first non furry porn comic youve made

what a milestone

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Microwave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Good comic

but his technique is appalling.

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

yay :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

what, no yiffage

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

MURDER

Vegetable genocide!

Justice must be upheld!

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Lovely

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

Colin McRae and his Silly Wee Helicopter

(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

That is just all types of wrong!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

Yay!

Crate blinds stink of lice:

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

I think it's more 'fowls sell dumb biffers.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

By Christ!!!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

The Pope crashed a helicopter into John Peel riding the Queen Mother down the Thames?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

Codemasters!!

...bloody hellfire, that takes me back. Super Robin Hood.....sigh

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

Treasure Island Dizzy

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

That as well

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

SUPER ROBIN HOOD!!!

FUCK! I remember that it was ACE! Codemasters put all their AMSTRAD games on a cdrom way before anybody else, remember that?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

Let us not forget Micro Machines :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

ignore all the blanks, I lold hard.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

HAHA! Guilty but sustained laughter from me.

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Hmnmhmgh

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Goodness!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

I feel well enough to tell you what you can do with what you got .

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

*sopranos*

With what you've got to offfffeerrrrrrrrr.......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

On and on and on and on and on and on and has no-one said...

Stay away,

Stay away... I'm better.

Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-s.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

You and your cock obsession!

ning

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

bit short isn't he?

my knee hurts :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

*prepares the bone saw*

This might pinch a little...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

*searches*

*searches*
*searches*
*searches*
*searches*

I give up, where's Henry?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

I think Mr Headwound posted him v down there somewhere.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

where did the pic go?

And can I eat my leg afterwards?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

eh?

Where did what go? It's still there....

*is confused*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

oh. I managed to addblock the domain, I think I clicked for big and did some damage

but order and the picture are restored.

Huzzah!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

oof...oof...oof...oof

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

This

is a thing of beauty!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

*kopps*

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

Heh heh heh

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

ha ha ha

it is a thing of beauty Sir

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

c-c-c-c-c-c

cockrocket!

(radja, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

HOLY COCKSNIFFS!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

haha yes!

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

Ive just watched this for a full 10 minutes

and i cant find a dubstep song it doesnt go with.

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

Wow, yes

This is very true

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Shlvng, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

cock wednesday?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

you just can't hold it as long when you get past a certain age

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

p.s. 3pm Draw Off reminder

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

What won the vote in the end?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

Blade Runner

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

Doh!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

Pfffft!!

He's broke the seal!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

Nothing worse than when you've taken the cork out and have to then que for drinks in a MASSIVE bar crowd

By the tiem i get to the front, i'm ready to piss in to a glass

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

Hehehehe very good!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

hahaha

brill

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

Ah yes.

The old "3 pints then 40-minute bus journey home" scenario.

Tenuous pea tiem.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

Nicely!

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boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

however

there is an at least partial remedy:
eating pumpkin seeds!
(seriously)

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

Nice

He should've invoked Aaron Anderson

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to remove that tag

cfb - 81kb

Fucking asshat of a boss, if he talked like Lumbergh it might make the day more fun...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:25, archived)

He was good in American Gothic.

*cue meme pics*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

You!

Hoopy candle-day!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:26, archived)

Thanky :)

Your sig refers to what though?

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

It's from a song.

*taps side of nose*

But which one, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

*turns on tap*

*pours glassss of snot juice*

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spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

Nice.....

*bokes*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

Ahhh

*feels all riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhht*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

\o/

By Jove, he's got it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:34, archived)

american gothic was great

if i wanted an evil role model, it would be lucas buck

happy plasterer's trowel

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spacefish bong!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:30, archived)

Thanks :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Happy candle day

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Happy (to oblige on your) candle day...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

Happy b3taday! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)

Haha, that's a bit good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

kan dull woo

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:36, archived)

happy b3taday!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:38, archived)

killbillies

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

Congrats on not getting banned from here for a year!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

Happy b3taday Bela

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

you have a candle.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Happy candles Bela!

Mine's coming up as well... but more exciting is the fact I'm having to restrict my posts as I have not prepared anything for my 15K

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

Oh God yes

Sheriff Lucas Buck.

I'd have bucked him, that's for sure, even if he was Lucifer incarnate.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

Done

(__, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:27, archived)

Arf!

Edit: When in doubt, nail a lump of wood on it, no-one will ever notice the join (ery)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)

Good God Man!

*calls the hem cops*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:43, archived)

mindpiss

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

"I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to remove that tag"

I agree - it always looks too prominent, like its a focal point of your pics. Besides - whats junior totoro got to do widdit?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:32, archived)

he is one i did earlier but with less talent

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:39, archived)

Hey maximinimus, what's happening... I'm going to have to go ahead and say "woo". Yeeeahhhhhhhh

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

Coming down from a painkiller high at the moment

My boss isn't helping either.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

you get a click

beacuse I LMAO a few days ago watching this incredible, epic and ingenious movie
yeeeaaahh

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

hahahahah!!!

ACENESS!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

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