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I can't be the only one thinking this...

OK 'nuff now on teh pig flu...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Fuck yeah!

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

I'm going to point and click the hyperlink titled "I like this".

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Anyone for a game of Pandemic 2?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oooh, thanks for reminding me...

Might play some Defcon tonight.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Defcon is a great game

It's a shame it doesn't have the WOPR humming in the background though.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

the background music is really creepy, though...

People crying, coughing - all echoey... very odd.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I've been playing Empire: Total war recently

Something satisfying, watching 1200 british marching to drums and fifes playing "British Grenadiers" towards an American fort.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

yeah I was thinking that

I managed to kill the whole world except Greenland in that game! I fear karma may come back to haunt me..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

I can never get Madagascar.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

yeah I got lucky

the virus started there :D

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I finally beat that last week

after managing to start in Madagascar.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

OK I haven't just been and looked that up on gamefaqs...

...well you with your encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure old-school games it could have been real...

EDIT wtf? It is real?

*confuses*

EDIT EDIT aah freebie interweb game. Hence not on gamefaqs.

Oh God I'm failing hard in this thread...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

It's a flash game. Give it a go sometime.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

It's quite addictive

www.kongregate.com/games/DarkRealmStudios/pandemic-2

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Madagascar sez: CLOSE EVERYTHING.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

t-virus...?

resident evil?

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Arf, I say - ARF!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

hahaha yay

has anyone ever managed to kill the world without starting with Madagascar as the origin?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

I managed to infect every country without starting there

but the bastards got the last people vaccinated.

(BlackCat, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

hahahha, HELL YEAH!

I've played enough Resi, Dead Rising and various others, so i'm sure I can handle a simple zombie pandemic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

noo umbrella are old news

its wilpharma now, god get with the program
:p

(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

HAHAHAHA

EDIT: Why do I get the notion that he'd watching that at about 3pm on Dave after getting out of bed?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

is that a dig at top gear

or a 'yay' top gear? Either way, im with pip - i f**king love this show

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

ris?

EDIT: aaah a brit in-joke

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

lacks squits.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oM5-7msE1g

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

yet more ris...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

*glee claps*

You have earnt my gleeoma:

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I can do far worse.

and pedantichrist knows which one I'm talking about:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

O.........kay then

Just been to gumtree as I'd never heard of it. One job listed: 'Helo I want a job as babby sitter I am doing this for all the parents who ant afford one in these difficult times' - and why would I want someone to look after my baby who can't spell 'baby'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Silly trelly

she looks after babbies not babies!

Yeah it amazed me the people that post adverts and don't check the spelling. I got a reply to my job ad today in fucking text speak!
Some people are just too fucking stupid to even do manual work!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10, archived)

I hate jobhunting

But I will at least read what the ad says and then do it. I get somewhat ticked off though when an ad says 'send us your cv and covering letter' - which I do - and then they send me back an application form.... *fumes*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yes

It's silly and I love it

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

I'm ashamed to say

I do actually like top gear, the Royal Marine beach assault was particularly awesome.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

yeah i like it too

and i can't even drive.
/ashamed

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

wtf :-D

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Top work, young Mr J!

have a ready-salted *click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Mmm, James May.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

this is true

but I deffinately will.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

and, at the risk of repeating myself, his wonderful taste in shirts.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

He does remind me of you in that way, yes.

He's nowhere near as gorgeous and lovely though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Oh very much yes

With the piano playing and everything

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Nom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Decidedly so

Still Hamster though

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

wotcha Wow

how's tricks?

I'm a bronzed god, having spent a week in the glorious channel islands in a fort.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Ah, it's all good in the hood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Good news

In further news: The canteen garden today was graced by a mummy duck and 7 ducklings. Never has my lunch been so gleeful.

edit for horror: I didn't eat them, I just felt gleeful while eating my lasagne and watching them.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

duck lasagne

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)

You timed that right,

it's fecking pissing down over here this week :(

PS...which fort, Regent?

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loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Why kill Hamster?

Why?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

hahahahahahahha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Is james may an artist?

Because robot Hammond appears to have malfunctioned spectacularly!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

anyone else seen the Australian & Russian Top Gears?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 0:58, archived)

Nooo!

Hammond!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 1:15, archived)

Ahmed, Ahmed, give me your answer, do.

Muchos thankos for Octo down there for putting the thought in my head

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

That burger is a bit rare

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Limited to 1000.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

It is sinful to cook it.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Very

There's only one if it!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

hehe

also, if you do ever get the chance to watch it in HD, do, it's awesome.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

i wanna watch solaris in HD

The 2002 one, not the snooze-inducing but pretty good 70s tartare sausky one.

One of the most awesomely shot films

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

I don't think they are bothering

with a BD or HD version. I think it cost them too much first time out.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

the stingy bastards

after downloading a HD avi of patlabor the movie 2 (one of my all time fave animated films), i am most intrested in jumping on the HD bandwagon. Cant be arsed with disc based media full stop - its just easier and more convenient to double click a fileon your HD

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

patlabor is fuckign wonderful:)

I am planning on avoiding the reboot of ghostin the shell.. as it looks gash.

they've just amde random things 3D animation.. changed the colour pallette.. and released it into the wild.

my said geek mate had soemthign I think called K media player which digitally forcedsthe video intoHD..or something similar and techy.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

you can get a form of upscaling

with the right software and a compliant video card but it's not true HD and pointless if you don't have a 1080p card.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Ghost in the Shell 1 = good
Ghost in the Shell 2 = bloody awful
Ghost in the Shell TV series 1 = very good but brain hurty complicated at times
Ghost in the Shell TV series 2 = good but not as good as series 1
Ghost in the Shell film based on TV show (can't remember name) = watchable, nothing special

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

my friend named his modem HAL9000

His computer is called Briareos.

absolute geek :D

this am wooo :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Haha

My Router is called Balthasar, my NAS box is called Melchior and the Print server is called Caspar.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

my old computer used to be called

stanley tweedle for some reason. I brought it off my brother. We both liked LEXX

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

that was an odd show

repetitive but watchable

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Eva habermann was a good reason to watch it

Then when she got replace by xenia seeberg, it was still good. I liked the humour and the darkness of it too.

Got well shit after the mantrid story finished though. The earth season was just awful

EDIT: - NSFW PHWOAR:
celebs.widewallpapers.ru/mod/x/xenia-seeberg/1280/Xenia-Seeberg-1280x800-006.jpg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

don't think i ever saw the earth season

it was always.

go to planet, get in trouble, wake up dead assassin guy, escape, blow up planet killing billions for shits and giggles, end.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

The Fire & Water stuff

got a bit tedious too.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

All my boxes and servers

have random numbers assigned to them because I'm not 14 years old ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

well i know who to call on when questions about the three wisemen come up in a pub quiz

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

cos of the Evangelion MAGI computers?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

mine are called Motoko (ghost in the shell lady) and EVA02

/anime geek

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

My computers have always been called Mediocrebastard

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Haha I went for Bastard Squad.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I am currently using Cunt

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

ahahahhahahhahhahahhaha

I can't let you do that Ahmed

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

pffff powered by a MuhammedModem 500

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

ahh yes, those sikhs

I mean generic foreign religion, I mean terrorists.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

TERRRRRRRISTS not 'terrorists'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

It's "terists", ask mofaha

he's american (?) and has done a comic strip about that

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

merkin

(gtfomh, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

they're Taliban, little man.

made for the petty terrorism compo.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

turban = Sikh

Sikh = not Taliban

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

That's not a turban, that's a potato bag rolled up into a fashionable accessory.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

haha that simple is it?

you're talking fucking nonsense. back to school.

firstly:
images.google.de/images?hl=de&q=muslim%20turban&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi

Source: thereisnoplan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/taliban.jpg

Other "sikh-taliban": www.textually.org/textually/archives/images/set3/taliban3.jpg

Sneaky talibans, dressing up as sikhs. Tsk.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

^this

Peter G you're knowledge is not very true to me

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

ah, sorry

*hangs head in shame*

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

*hugs*

Finish your school bwoy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)

shhhhhh

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

you're just sihk

sihk man, sihk i tells ya

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

aw balls!

i should have known better than to assume it hasnt bindun

Ace though!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

I made mine before checking if it had bindun

and it had, at least twice :/

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Halol?

Now this is amusing :-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

I was hardly shocked at the mails frontpage this morning.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I dunno

that seems quite measured compared to TV news

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

they missed the most important reason:

the immigrants

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

www.rensemail.com

*spellchecks*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

You get good resaults with that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

definatly

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

And everyone knows ARGHHHHHHHH has eight h's not seven

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Why is that guy posing with the corpses?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

why not

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Typical Butlins holiday

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

He's not posing with them. He's just very protective over them. He called dibs.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

he's a necrophiliac

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

He ran them over and felt bad.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

OMG!

You mean swine flu turns people into huge Dolmathes?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

cmon, river

if you whore that image and more it's va-jay-jay will start to get sore :D

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

erm

I posted it yesterday and this is the second time I have put it on the board.

0/10 must try harder.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

sorry

I'm just gonna go away from b3ta for a week as I'm not being very good at it.

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

AT LEAST I'LL DIE FULL

MANWICH!

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

needs more chips

(Peter_G, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

needs more man:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

wahey!

needa bigger mouth.

it is tasty though :)

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Maybe it's not a manwich it's a mumswich.

She'll buy it for you and say, 'Well. You'll grow into it.'

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

it needs more haslet

they didn't have any at the shop :(

but the stottie was reduced to 50p :D:D:D

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

hmmmm fooooooood

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

You look delighted

whoever you are :D

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thewhatofwhom Um... whom?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

it is a damn good MANWICH

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

So, you photoshopped out the massive cock

and put a sandwich there?

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

if I did that I would of posted it in a new thread.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I always enjoy the sentence :-

'How worried should we be?'
Would that be on a scale of 1 to 10, so I can say, 'Oh, yes I'm worried at about 6' or maybe a comparison of the consistency of puddings, 'I'm slightly more worried than custard but not as overly terrified as blancmange'.... I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

for me, the best moment of this panic..er..crisis

was John Snow, on the news interviewing an expert of some kind:

"So, these deaths of young people in Mexico...What can you read into that"

??!! Nice choice of phrase there.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

well,

this

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

'resault'?

Yep, its the daily mail alright!

What is that 'thing' on the bottom right? It looks like a man with a lady emo's wig. 'Leanne'??

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Ah, bless 'em - the voice of responsible journalism, as ever...

Extraordinarily cheeky pea:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

It's Halal cool J

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

*living room lols*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

What the fuck did they remove that massive claw from?

*frightened*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

claw?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Hanging up.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

That's a lump of Lamb, methinks...

Edit: Actually, no it isn't...

*fears*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

It's patently from some sort of apocolyon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

could be veal

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

with a fucking big claw

velocisheeps

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

From near Windscale, perhaps?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

on the meat hanging behind him

/also fears

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

why be frightened... i's quite obviously dead now :D

There's absolutely nothing to worry about

*gets tackled and chomped on from behind by a hideous creature missing one talon*

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

That's actually the tail of that animal

Looks to be a lamb/sheep/goat. You can see the hamstring on the hock, behind the leg bone right at the top. THey haven't skinned the tail fully yet.

/Meat technologist.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

Arf

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

has he been chopping up Velociraptors?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Hahaha

Sorry I feel compelled.

Bit on teh big side though:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

they all just pretend

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

yeah

they rape them first and eat them afterwards

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

It's funny because it's true

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

hahah

do halalalalal butcherers really chop up their meats on a wooden tree stump?

BUT WHERE IS THE BIOACTIVE ANTIGERMOTRONS like they advertise on all those anti-bacterial spray adverts?!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I was expecting to scroll down and see the name 'Ninj' there :)

nicely done

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

LOL

Superb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

I want some porkchops NOW!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Police Rugby Team = Cheating Bastards

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

And tiny.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Midgetist.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Uli Hoeness

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

This makes me rather uncomfortable.

I definitely don't want any strawberries now.

Sigh. Hi Manley. Hi Captain, [insult]. Oh Manley, you are a card.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

That's you that is.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

mmmm!

Meatpotato!
All the goodness of meats in a starchy orb!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Is that me?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Pfft!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

hahahah, I shall call it the "Picasso Tumor"

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

arf

feel sure i know that wart:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

It is all Uli Hoeness.

His nose, eyes and wart on his chin.

Oh, and a bit of burn for the cheeky grin.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:11, archived)

GRABOIDS!!!!!!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8022583.stm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Why is there never any text in your replies?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Ah, I see.

Even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Pffft

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

*closes tattyshop*

damn! woo.

EDIT: Do we have a North West England? I thought that was Scotland.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

No you're thinking of Watford.

Watford is Scotlands.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Sod that

Anything in North London past zone four is Scotland:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Precisely this.

I went to Watford once. A terrible place. Full of working-class types.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

You must have been here when Watford were playing Luton

and we had the influx of Luton fans

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Sorry? What did you say?

I can't understand Scottish:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

That must be why there are no tramps in Watford

Half hour trip on the Met line and they can languish in London's finest tube stations :D

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Sorry. I think I caught the word 'sporran' and a faint waft of Iron Bru...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh noes!

not the working class!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

3.7?

I fart bigger than a 3.7!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Stan Laurel rises!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

I love that film

the sequels are unsurprisingly shite

and woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

i dunno - the bit with the super powered sniper rifle

in tremors 2 was great fun.

It was shit when they flew though

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

^this

1&2 were brill', 3 and 4 (and the series) were shite....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Oh the humanity!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Hahahahaha

;)

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

And a pensioner near Kendal had some tea sloshed into her saucer,

It's the real human cost of tragedies like this that is so often overlooked or belittled by the media.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

woo

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Officelol

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

mayhem and destruction everywhere

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Mirthquake!!

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Hahaha!

I love the way your foul little mind works

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Won't somebody think of the mint cake!

It'll be all cracked and broken!
If they plan on throwing any away, give it to meeeeeeeee.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

The face of evil

(

Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

Not on my tea, you ain't!

*removes cup*

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

*chases piglet with two slices of bread*

*wonders what a piglet is doing with two slices of bread*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

Attempted suicide?

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Now you're

just making rasher assumptions.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

That's

my style

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

dawwwww

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

*adds to list of future pets*

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

FuturePets (inc.)

Pets of the Future.

Have a pot-bellied pigeon for your troubles.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

FAKE

Moss doesn't grow on birds.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

Nah I don't want futuristic pets

I just want pets. Ideally I would like a couple of fennec foxes, failing that a couple of chinchillas would suffice.

I'm not allowed any pets where I live, so I keep fish :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

pigwigeon?

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

LOVELY PIG!!!!!!!
Look at her little snout!
\o/

Edit:
They are very happy with this post

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Just a guess

But I'm thinking he won't thank you for that

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

which 'he' do you mean?

*is confused*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

The little boy piggy in the op....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Ah - with you...

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

I take it

your cuddly swine has been humanely dealt with with extreme predujice?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

She always takes her meds, bless her

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

AWWW

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

What colour did you want, btw?

I'm going to have to hack it in Photoshop, the code has no parameter for the background colour, i'm afraid.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

I didn't have anything specific in mind, just something complimentory

If it was mine I'd probably see what the outside/dark red looks like reduced in transparency so it was much lighter/backgroundy, or else I'd pick out one of the less bold oranges from the centre.

I'm desktopping it you see :D

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

the one on the right: "miaow miaow"

on the left: "can you please walk over there in case someone thinks you're with me?"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

The one on the right looks vexed

(

Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Noooo!

He's a happy peeeeg.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

awwws!

i wanna know what happens to a jewish or muslim person's soul if they catch swine flu?
is it kosher?
it'd be a bit shit to die of swine flu and immediately get sent to hell for ingesting something that came from a pig!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Hmm interesting point

Wait a minute, are you saying this disease is unclean?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Does fucking a pig count as ingesting it now?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

only if you swallow

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

It'd take a while

If what I hear about pigs is true

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

0_0

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

What happens when a Jew eats pork, more to the point?

Absolutely FUCK ALL!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

Or a vegetarian.

In the words of my mate, "'Vegetarian' is just another word for 'picky'."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

oh no!

oh wait religion isn't real. phew

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

shush!

THEY don't know that!

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Hahahaha! ^ this

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Imagine that barbecued on a stick

It'd be bloody delicious

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

^ What she said!

With Apple sauce on!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

he looks like he'd go well in a sandwich....

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Especially if he were thinly sliced

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

arrrrgh

i am officially sick of:

pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Aha, so you're a Henry fan then.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Yeah!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

im not a henry FAN

but i do enjoy him. Creativity and half decent photoshopping skills are required to pull off a good henry.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Aye, but there's too much just slapping the transparent png of him onto an image around.

/Henry aficionado blog

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

New Vote thing ¬

What are you officially sick of:

pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo
taters

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

work isn't on that list

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

im too thick to figure out the poll thing

doesnt look like its working for youse either, love

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

You seem to have no poll.

The answer to your question, however, is Zalgo.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

^this^

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

bless

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

The Bananas

Well it eventually took me longer to find my login.

(xixax, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hehehe

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

hahahahahhahaha! outstanding :D

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha!

Excellent work, there.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

*man hugs*

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Re: your arm

Have you booked a GP appointment yet, and if not, why not?

*gets all stern*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

No i haven't, it is just a rash

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Your years of medical training have brought you to

that conclusion, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Hello

*polite greeting glomp*

I really like your last picture, usual query though, any way of changing the background colour?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

Hello!

*fondles highly appropriately*

Which pic?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

The gorgeous explosion of red

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

Aha!

let me see what I can do.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Yes it has

Mother!

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

*slaps*

he's only looking out for your best interest. You'll feel really silly if your arm falls off...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

I know

It is just a rash, just feeling run down at the moment.

I can send you a pic of it is JPG?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

your logic was breaking up at the end of that sentence, rather, sir

If you're asking if you can send me a pic of your rash, then the answer, I'm afraid, is GOD NO!
I'm no dermatologist!

Take it to a bloody Doctor!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:19, archived)

*does 'waggy finger - telling you what to do' thing*

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

GET THEE TO A PRIEST!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Priest? What he needs are leeches, and some good old fashioned blood-letting

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

call the Concoction Man

we need the bad Juju removed!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12, archived)

you fecker... Don't make me laugh as I'm drinking

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16, archived)

*gets all fo'c'sle*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Edit: In one of those 'wise after the event' moments, I realise I *should* have said,:

"Sorry, I meant the Bild Zeitung instead", alas 'twas no to be.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

Seamless

But I love it

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

I think you'd left it behind the sofa for half a decade

woo

EDIT: FFS! Things must be bad. I put an advert for a cleaner on gumtree this morning. I just gave my email and a but about us.
I've had over 200 emails (many from people that think if they email me 5 times in a row they'll definately et the job). People have obviously worked out which business it is as I've had nonstop calls and people at my door all of a sudden looking for cleaning work.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

I'd like to apply for the position of 'cleaner' that you recently advertised

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17, archived)

Jobs gone:P

There really are some stupid people out there. I deliberately said no CVs, just a bit about themselves. Half could be got rid of straight away as they were just CV and I don't want to employ someone that cannot follow instructions. About another quarter could be dismissed as they seemed to think the time and days were to their suiting. IE: three hours a day seven days a week from 10am could mean starting at 5pm or just doing two hours a week on weekends.
This is the real reason they have no jobs. They're too knobbing stupid.
I setted for a Finnish lass with an art degree:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

throw half the CVs away

you don't want to employ any unlucky people

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

I threw all the CVs away.

People skim read job ads and paste a reply email, attach CV and press send.
I don't want those people so I ask for a short letter about themselves. I can tell just as much from that, it filters out the idiots and means I don't have to reas loads of CVs.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

ooh

I'm sure it's because she was extremely qualified and experienced in all types of cleaning and knows fuck all about detergents and stuff

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

and nothing to do with the fact that she's

a nymphomaniac blonde who likes to wear tight jumpers.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

That and she used to be a chamber maid at the London Hilton.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

Do you supply the necessary acid solutions

for proper body disposal or would I have to supply my own?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

Naaa

I've only got enough acid for personal use.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

very good

good film too -- and book... rubbish T Shirt.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Shave them and tattoo their arms!

DAMN JEWISH BANANA'S!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Needs to be made though is probably racist for some reason.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

as an imprisoned banana

I find this offensive

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Check your peeling Cuke

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

FRUITIST!

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

They are in there for fucking that child!

Now he's back for more.
Stockholm syndrome is good.

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Stockholm

If it wasn't for Stockholm Syndrome, I'd never get any action.

(xixax, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Nicely!

Really want to see this film. Might buy it for the mother-in-law and "borrow" it.

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

haha

grand

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Police dogs in 'cute new look' joy

Cats are poo, by the way :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

That is one ugly dog.

Kill it with protestors.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

UGLY?

Its cuter than a million buttons

I want a dog with wonky eyes like that

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

It's not so much been hit with the Peter Laurie stick

As beaten, beaten, BEATEN - relentlessly - for hours - with it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

they struggle to breathe

and they're in constant pain.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

do they shit blood too?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

doubtless

and they smell

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Let's FIGHT!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

heheh nice

i like the straw/ aerial coming out of his lug-hole

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

yeah it was a copy & past fuckup

but It looks like a antenna

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

hahaha

and you're argument that cats are poo is that.

*rests case*

EDIT: Best to point at I'm dewooing the dog not the post:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

PC Marty Feldmandog is not cute.

Cats win.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

that is one seriously boss-eyed dog....

I wonder if each eye can move independently, like a chameleon......

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Awww :)

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

Isn't that the Dragon's Den presenters dog?

(

Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

Deborah Meaden?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:03, archived)

Evan Davies you loon!

(

Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

^ His got wonky eyes!

Woo - Wonky Eyes FTW and ¬

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Well well well what's all this here then?

A dog copper? Well I never!

/edit: yeah, might as well repost for compo lmao!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

I'll come clean

It's a fair cock.

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

He's got the perfect expression!

Woo

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

I love dogs

but not this one.

Woo pic tho

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIITTTTT

Click. Enbiggen. Please, try the fish.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Ha, nicely done.

Optimised to within an inch of its life as well.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

It's such an unfeasably large file

I also have the mousey cutout skills of a drunk toddler.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Insta-popular paged

(

zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

What does it reduce to here

And how many frames? I can't tell.
*points to profile*

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

I've not counted

But i'll say 'a lot'

Many. About tree fiddy.

Actually, 131.

(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

Woah.

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

hahahahaha

fcukin'wonderful

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

he's like an angry toddler

much woo from my direction

(

twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hahahaahhaa

that's bloody fantastic!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

Very nicely done!

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

Awe....

(wait for it)
...
...
...
SOME!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Lovely stuff!

Fergie - the best thing to come out of Scotland since the A74(M)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

haha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Why couldn't the bus just run him down and take him out of our misery

Actually, both of them.

Great Anim, sir!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

hahaha, Brilliant!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Awesome!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

hahahahahahaha

cheating fuckers

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

Bwahaha!

*clicks*

(

Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Hahaha

The first times ive ever laughed at something football related

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

brilliant

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

arf!

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

hahahahhahahahahahah!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

he's trying to take off

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

hahaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

...total 'click'!.... :D

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

haha

awesome

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)

lolz!

nice one

(

Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 23:20, archived)

Hahahaha

excellent

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:31, archived)

Gotta catch em all... erm. perhaps not.

1600x1200 wallpaper

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

he's going to put his finger in it

(

Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

YES.

*fwaps*

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

No.

Just no.

(AGuysBlues, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

pfft

how horrid

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

ahahaha

dear god no

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Hahaha

I love this!

(Goatse not a comedy account, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

Thanks God you've included the wallpaper option...

*bleaches*

Woo

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

hahaha!....

but, no.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

Hahaha

gotta snatch em all!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! home-lollage

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

hahaha, superb dilation there!

(

Victor Meldrew, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Hahahaha

Bad man

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

HIGGINS!

ftmfw.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

HIGGINS!

I wanted to be just like you when I grew up.

(

Shlvng, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

HAHAHA

FP For sure!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

if I roll my mousewheel just right

that animates quite disturbingly...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Haha

Oh God.

(

zoldergoose, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

Hahah

i love the slow, gradual opening of the ass and jesse and james' faces at the end

Cullicko

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)

GOTTA SPREAD THEM ALL

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Hahahabloodyhellhahaha

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

hahaha

yes!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

his hands are too short for a proper stretch

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Ha ha

Nice

(

Sheep!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

haha. class.

the look on their faces at the end really makes it

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:30, archived)

ahahahaha

(

Grampa, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 3:09, archived)

hahahahahaaha

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

"GOTTA GOATSE 'EM ALL"

?

haha

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

arf.....gotta hand it to ya

that's the cutest goatse i've ever seen:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

winnar!

(

El_MUERkO bleeds love, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Police Constable Dredd

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

ha ha ace

That is a super jaw

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

a real man's jaw

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

a man heading for

a heart attack...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Or at least a large dental bill, if he keeps grinding his teeth like that

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

perhaps he has Rabies

*loch jaws*

/scotish film industry . blog

I'm far too amused by this... I think I should give up on myself and become a tramp. There's very little hope for me.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Surely an OK assault?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

what are these insane ramblings you and blurting out?

have you been bitten by a pig?

ninjalolz to you you clever old stick!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

you fiend, sir

I challenge you to Celery at dawn, you may choose your dips.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

could we not make it cocktails

at 6? You may buy the first round... or brandy and cigars at 9... you can choose the hookers...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

whiSKEY!

/matt berry

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

Sounds perfect.

Pink gins?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

yeron

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

Holy hell!

*fears*

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

hahaha

*glees*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

hahahahhaha! Uttely awesome!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

cheers

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

very woo Sir

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

thangoo prof

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

no danger

it's full of wonderful little details that glee me the fuck out.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ooof!

That's rather good Broonie and gets a *Click* sir! :D

(

Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

been away from board for a bit really, was nice to make a pitcher again.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

What a way to come back!

Welcome back BTW :D

(

Ninj, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

I AM THE JAW!

Sicher gut!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

No, that's David Coulthard

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

That's not his jaw.

That is a spanner that he tried to swallow that has lodged sideways in his gullet.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha

Was that back in his karting or formula ford days?

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

danke schön

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN

very very woo-ly done sir :D

(

arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

ta AL

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

awesome

this should win.

whose chin is it? i'm guessing bruce cambell

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

don't know...

it comes from an original painting of dredd... I think it was modeled on Jimmy Hill.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh God!

*reopens paint.net*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

hahahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

Dredd FTW!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

This!

Is ace!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

thanks

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

fantastic, Mr Broon, sir!

*click hard*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

cheers hunnybun

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

*does the 'special dance' for you*

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

*grinds*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

Hahahaha

He's trying to do a really big fart.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

haha

I think he looks more like he's trying to find a toilet desperately, while not wanting to risk a fart.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

toilet piss!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

cor!

very good, Judge Dredd is ace

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

cheers

and oh yes, he is. So very ace. Drokking ace in fact.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Epically awesome

*Glees*

(

Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

thanks! :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

he looks like he's squeezing out ONE HELL of a shit

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9401868

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

oh now that's lovely

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

cheers archie

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

That is ace :)

I have a rash on my arm, odd looking one

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

rashers are better on your arms.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

It doesn't itch and could explain why i am feeling crap and wanted to throw up for two days

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

(

Shada, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

*dredd*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Utter perfection, as per.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

cheers mademoiselle

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

liking this

very much

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

this gladdens me

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Bloody hell, I wish I could see this, but it's hitting the filter at work.

I shall have to check it out later.
edit: seen it now, it's ACE!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

that is awesome!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

cheers prodge

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)

This is one of the best..

..things I have ever seen

(Oobla, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

cheers

but you need to see more stuff :)

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)

#60. Amerigo and Pigley

(__, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

Pfft!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Arf!

Not worth its own thread and kinda related...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Hahaha!

Me likey!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

My new Tuesday gif!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

Parsley prodder!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

ha ha ha

this should serve as a warning to us all...

WARNING! Please see the above.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Would you be chastised as a jew if you got swine flu?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

probably not

depends if you got it from eating them or not...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Heard on the Radiogramme

The Israelis are calling it "Mexican Flu"

Like regular flu but with more Jalapeños presumably

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

I'm surprised they're not calling it Palestinian flu.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

that's their term for

white phosphorous burns

... wittiest thing I've ever said and it's halfway down the board. Ball sacks...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

SCIENCE tells us it is so.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

ALL PRAISE TO SCIENCE

burn the unbelievers!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

hahaha

told him, fucking knowitall

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Inspired by the earlier post, and apologies in advance...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

*spangs*

hello Archie, 'ow do?

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

very well thanks, fella

hope the same can be said for you :)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'm about halfway through the biggest sugar rush

we have to bring foods to our monthly meeting and most brought cake of some sort.
I've had chocolate cake and 2 krispy kreme doughnuts.
And doritos and kettle crisps.
*bursts belt*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:14, archived)

"..................... "

^the silence left by people in space not hearing my scream

can they heaR SPANGS IN SPOACE THOUGH :p

WOO!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

TNGID!

woo

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

I used to like TNGIDs better, but now I'm not so sure.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

a broken egg filled with bogeys?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

My mum is excellent at writing these riddles

Trouble is, I fucking hate solving them. When it's your birthday, you're full of Chinese food, you're tired and she's leading you on a wild goose chase out in the garden in the dead of night (smacking your head on the branch of a tree while you're at it) it's not what you want to be doing.

/feels bad for getting arsey at mum after she put so much effort into my presents blog

btw nicely done

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

....and breathe.

;-)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

A box without edges, hinge or lid

but screaming terror inside is hid.

what am i?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

The Madge's Vag!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

I can confirm

this answer is correct.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

jade goody?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

fertilized boiled egg

(

Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:27, archived)

hahaha

had to filename, but it's goooood.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Nicely, young Archie....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

Oh good lord...

;)

(

..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(

ClanSoul, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

buger

(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

apart from the obvious

am i missing something here?

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

The director

(

Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)

i spotted that too

just thought there was a second meaning to the actual riddle.

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:54, archived)

At ligi end?

AICMFP :)

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

TNGID?

WTF?
EDIT: In space, noone can hear you being spanged

(

Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Never seen it

Whats an ALGID?

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)

*screams silently*

that's ace!

(

enceladus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:13, archived)

In space you can hear the director scream

"Ridley" only has one "D"

(tryptych The only exercise I ever get is hiccupping., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

fail

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

The Architect has a stutter.

(

Grampa, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:07, archived)

oh, you...

...DICK

(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)

Hahahaaa

This is as funny as the original quip!

(Super Jet Shoes, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:30, archived)

riddly scott!

hahaha

(

sof sof, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 22:37, archived)

Hahaha!

Cripes, that took me too long ;)

(

Monty Propps, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 7:19, archived)

You are a silly nonsense :)

woo

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)

haha

SPANG

(

2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:29, archived)

haha

very good.

has there ALWAYS been a large waffle at the bottom of that picture too, or is it just me?

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

Exquisite sense of timing...

...coffee came out of my nose. Now my wife thinks I'm daft.

(

Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Fri 1 May 2009, 21:35, archived)

Full Fettal Jacket!

Updated version from last nights posting with added fags and battle damage

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

Isn't he missing an aerial?

How will he pick up Radio 2 now?!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yeah but i noticed that it can go up and down..

...so for the sake of this picture it's down!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

he'll be missing Steve Wright in the afternoon. No wonder he's so cranky.

Woo to you sir!

(

Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

meat is murder

(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

and murder tastes gooooood

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Tasty, tasty murder

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Only if it's human meat...

...and then only if anyone finds out.

(

Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

i like this a lot

only suggestion if i was being picky is to rotate the peace sign abut 15 degrees anticlockwise to get the perspective right on it.

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Noted and done!

Cheers

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

This is extremely woo.

EDIT: so WOO.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Pack of Marlboro strapped to back of his head!

Look closer!

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

*points round the back of the helme*

they're there aren't they?

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

Noice! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

woo

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

I remember that one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

b b b b b b b b b

bob bob bob, bobas the word!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Nicely!

*clicks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

hehe

I think I clicked the other one last night. tis very nice.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Smashing!

Sign me up for a t-shirt :)

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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

He can't half hold his breath well...

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..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Feeeesh!

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Shall we dance?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Blimey

That is ace

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Thanks :-)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

APHEX TWIN CAT :D

I would love to see this cat doafull version of the window licker music video.

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arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

COME TO TABBY.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

how is tabby formed?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Tabphex.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

He is spawned demonically out of a dirty litter tray...

...then his angry kitten minnions run wild on a local housing estate.

Also, he spends a few minutes screaming directly into an elderly dogs face.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

i say, woo for posh animals

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

rather!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Not half!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

'Sim-

ples'

(empty head, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha, that is rather spiffing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

Aw noicely!

:D :D :D

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..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I'm not worried about how long he can hold his breath. HOw the fuck did he get out of the binbag!

woo.

Today I yam mostlyexperimenting with tuna mayo with reggae reggae sauce. Whay yam b3tards lunchipooes?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

your experiment sounds delicious

i had mushroom soup and i'm hungry again now.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

It was a resounding success.

peeps of teh world! three parts mayo to one part of Levi Root's finest makes yummy tuna mayo!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

Taramasalata here

with side orders of side orders.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Bacon and egg sarnie

TAKE THAT SWINE FLU!

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

sausage and leek sandwich

and a fruit flapjack

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twig Save 6 Music, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

I had ham and tigerbread.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

*calls WWF*

*shouts at wrestlers blames 118118*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

you do know wwf is all fake, right?

they don't really save animals, they just use actors and green-screens

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

that's just silly.

how are they going to make a green screen look like it's in it's natural habitat if a person's behind it? porsonz no jungle!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

the actors are in cheap animal costumes.

yiff!yiff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

when you say cheap animals I take it you mean goldfish or gerbils

Is there a cut off at anything that costs more than the average week's pocket money?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

well of course, how else would you run a charity?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Did you touch it?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

nope, I used my powers of telekinesis.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)

Is that the same 'telekinesis' that you got arrested for

for making that steepling in your overcoat in from of those schoolgirls?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

telekinesis is such a versatile power!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Cadburys chocolate buttons

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..wil, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

lunch of champions

fat champions

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

How are you going to keep your cadbury's chocolate waistcoat fastened?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

when films collide

(Hipfubu one step forward, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

"And it's so beautifully framed, don't you think?

"Which is ironic, really ... "

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

*DING**DING**DING**DING**DING*

WINNER!

*cleek*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahahahhahahahaha!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahahaha

Epic!

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Hahahaha!!!! Wheeeeeeel Mice!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

how rare

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Pfft

That Warhol! What a card!

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

Diagnostic information of a cambells soup tin

well, if you are warhol I guess

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

I hope Kermit is ok!

Click for bigger (41 kb)

I wonder where she stuck the thermometer?

(Jeff Balls, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

her eyes?

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

All this swine flu puts me in a mind of one of my favourite Bottom quotes

Richie: Edide, why have you put barbed wire down the middle of the toilet?
Eddie: You can catch it off lavatory seats.
Richie: Catch what, an anus full of razor wire?

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Joliet, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Haha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

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