I'm going to point and click the hyperlink titled "I like this".
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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Oooh, thanks for reminding me...
Might play some Defcon tonight.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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Defcon is a great game
It's a shame it doesn't have the WOPR humming in the background though.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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the background music is really creepy, though...
People crying, coughing - all echoey... very odd.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01,
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I've been playing Empire: Total war recently
Something satisfying, watching 1200 british marching to drums and fifes playing "British Grenadiers" towards an American fort.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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yeah I was thinking that
I managed to kill the whole world except Greenland in that game! I fear karma may come back to haunt me..
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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I finally beat that last week
after managing to start in Madagascar.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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OK I haven't just been and looked that up on gamefaqs...
...well you with your encyclopaedic knowledge of obscure old-school games it could have been real...
EDIT wtf? It is real?
*confuses*
EDIT EDIT aah freebie interweb game. Hence not on gamefaqs.
Oh God I'm failing hard in this thread...
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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EDIT wtf? It is real?
*confuses*
EDIT EDIT aah freebie interweb game. Hence not on gamefaqs.
Oh God I'm failing hard in this thread...
hahaha yay
has anyone ever managed to kill the world without starting with Madagascar as the origin?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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I managed to infect every country without starting there
but the bastards got the last people vaccinated.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:12,
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hahahha, HELL YEAH!
I've played enough Resi, Dead Rising and various others, so i'm sure I can handle a simple zombie pandemic!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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noo umbrella are old news
its wilpharma now, god get with the program
:p
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:42,
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:p
HAHAHAHA
EDIT: Why do I get the notion that he'd watching that at about 3pm on Dave after getting out of bed?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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is that a dig at top gear
or a 'yay' top gear? Either way, im with pip - i f**king love this show
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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I can do far worse.
and pedantichrist knows which one I'm talking about:P
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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O.........kay then
Just been to gumtree as I'd never heard of it. One job listed: 'Helo I want a job as babby sitter I am doing this for all the parents who ant afford one in these difficult times' - and why would I want someone to look after my baby who can't spell 'baby'?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:06,
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Silly trelly
she looks after babbies not babies!
Yeah it amazed me the people that post adverts and don't check the spelling. I got a reply to my job ad today in fucking text speak!
Some people are just too fucking stupid to even do manual work!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10,
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Yeah it amazed me the people that post adverts and don't check the spelling. I got a reply to my job ad today in fucking text speak!
Some people are just too fucking stupid to even do manual work!
I hate jobhunting
But I will at least read what the ad says and then do it. I get somewhat ticked off though when an ad says 'send us your cv and covering letter' - which I do - and then they send me back an application form.... *fumes*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:17,
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I'm ashamed to say
I do actually like top gear, the Royal Marine beach assault was particularly awesome.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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Bwahahahahaha!
Top work, young Mr J!
have a ready-salted *click*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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have a ready-salted *click*
and, at the risk of repeating myself, his wonderful taste in shirts.
;-)
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58,
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He does remind me of you in that way, yes.
He's nowhere near as gorgeous and lovely though.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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wotcha Wow
how's tricks?
I'm a bronzed god, having spent a week in the glorious channel islands in a fort.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00,
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I'm a bronzed god, having spent a week in the glorious channel islands in a fort.
Good news
In further news: The canteen garden today was graced by a mummy duck and 7 ducklings. Never has my lunch been so gleeful.
edit for horror: I didn't eat them, I just felt gleeful while eating my lasagne and watching them.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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edit for horror: I didn't eat them, I just felt gleeful while eating my lasagne and watching them.
You timed that right,
it's fecking pissing down over here this week :(
PS...which fort, Regent?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:29,
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PS...which fort, Regent?
Is james may an artist?
Because robot Hammond appears to have malfunctioned spectacularly!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:59,
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HAHAHAHAHA
anyone else seen the Australian & Russian Top Gears?
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 0:58,
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Ahmed, Ahmed, give me your answer, do.
Muchos thankos for Octo down there for putting the thought in my head
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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hehe
also, if you do ever get the chance to watch it in HD, do, it's awesome.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44,
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i wanna watch solaris in HD
The 2002 one, not the snooze-inducing but pretty good 70s tartare sausky one.
One of the most awesomely shot films
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46,
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One of the most awesomely shot films
I don't think they are bothering
with a BD or HD version. I think it cost them too much first time out.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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the stingy bastards
after downloading a HD avi of patlabor the movie 2 (one of my all time fave animated films), i am most intrested in jumping on the HD bandwagon. Cant be arsed with disc based media full stop - its just easier and more convenient to double click a fileon your HD
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:57,
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patlabor is fuckign wonderful:)
I am planning on avoiding the reboot of ghostin the shell.. as it looks gash.
they've just amde random things 3D animation.. changed the colour pallette.. and released it into the wild.
my said geek mate had soemthign I think called K media player which digitally forcedsthe video intoHD..or something similar and techy.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02,
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they've just amde random things 3D animation.. changed the colour pallette.. and released it into the wild.
my said geek mate had soemthign I think called K media player which digitally forcedsthe video intoHD..or something similar and techy.
you can get a form of upscaling
with the right software and a compliant video card but it's not true HD and pointless if you don't have a 1080p card.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03,
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Ghost in the Shell 1 = good
Ghost in the Shell 2 = bloody awful
Ghost in the Shell TV series 1 = very good but brain hurty complicated at times
Ghost in the Shell TV series 2 = good but not as good as series 1
Ghost in the Shell film based on TV show (can't remember name) = watchable, nothing special
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:09,
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Ghost in the Shell 2 = bloody awful
Ghost in the Shell TV series 1 = very good but brain hurty complicated at times
Ghost in the Shell TV series 2 = good but not as good as series 1
Ghost in the Shell film based on TV show (can't remember name) = watchable, nothing special
my friend named his modem HAL9000
His computer is called Briareos.
absolute geek :D
this am wooo :)
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44,
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absolute geek :D
this am wooo :)
Haha
My Router is called Balthasar, my NAS box is called Melchior and the Print server is called Caspar.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:47,
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my old computer used to be called
stanley tweedle for some reason. I brought it off my brother. We both liked LEXX
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48,
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Eva habermann was a good reason to watch it
Then when she got replace by xenia seeberg, it was still good. I liked the humour and the darkness of it too.
Got well shit after the mantrid story finished though. The earth season was just awful
EDIT: - NSFW PHWOAR:
celebs.widewallpapers.ru/mod/x/xenia-seeberg/1280/Xenia-Seeberg-1280x800-006.jpg
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52,
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Got well shit after the mantrid story finished though. The earth season was just awful
EDIT: - NSFW PHWOAR:
celebs.widewallpapers.ru/mod/x/xenia-seeberg/1280/Xenia-Seeberg-1280x800-006.jpg
don't think i ever saw the earth season
it was always.
go to planet, get in trouble, wake up dead assassin guy, escape, blow up planet killing billions for shits and giggles, end.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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go to planet, get in trouble, wake up dead assassin guy, escape, blow up planet killing billions for shits and giggles, end.
All my boxes and servers
have random numbers assigned to them because I'm not 14 years old ;)
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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well i know who to call on when questions about the three wisemen come up in a pub quiz
:)
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56,
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mine are called Motoko (ghost in the shell lady) and EVA02
/anime geek
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48,
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ahh yes, those sikhs
I mean generic foreign religion, I mean terrorists.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46,
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It's "terists", ask mofaha
he's american (?) and has done a comic strip about that
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49,
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That's not a turban, that's a potato bag rolled up into a fashionable accessory.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:53,
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haha that simple is it?
you're talking fucking nonsense. back to school.
firstly:
images.google.de/images?hl=de&q=muslim%20turban&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Source: thereisnoplan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/taliban.jpg
Other "sikh-taliban": www.textually.org/textually/archives/images/set3/taliban3.jpg
Sneaky talibans, dressing up as sikhs. Tsk.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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firstly:
images.google.de/images?hl=de&q=muslim%20turban&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Source: thereisnoplan.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/taliban.jpg
Other "sikh-taliban": www.textually.org/textually/archives/images/set3/taliban3.jpg
Sneaky talibans, dressing up as sikhs. Tsk.
aw balls!
i should have known better than to assume it hasnt bindun
Ace though!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46,
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Ace though!
I made mine before checking if it had bindun
and it had, at least twice :/
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49,
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He's not posing with them. He's just very protective over them. He called dibs.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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cmon, river
if you whore that image and more it's va-jay-jay will start to get sore :D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:49,
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erm
I posted it yesterday and this is the second time I have put it on the board.
0/10 must try harder.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:54,
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0/10 must try harder.
sorry
I'm just gonna go away from b3ta for a week as I'm not being very good at it.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:05,
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Maybe it's not a manwich it's a mumswich.
She'll buy it for you and say, 'Well. You'll grow into it.'
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:46,
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it needs more haslet
they didn't have any at the shop :(
but the stottie was reduced to 50p :D:D:D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:42,
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but the stottie was reduced to 50p :D:D:D
So, you photoshopped out the massive cock
and put a sandwich there?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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I always enjoy the sentence :-
'How worried should we be?'
Would that be on a scale of 1 to 10, so I can say, 'Oh, yes I'm worried at about 6' or maybe a comparison of the consistency of puddings, 'I'm slightly more worried than custard but not as overly terrified as blancmange'.... I have no idea what I'm talking about.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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Would that be on a scale of 1 to 10, so I can say, 'Oh, yes I'm worried at about 6' or maybe a comparison of the consistency of puddings, 'I'm slightly more worried than custard but not as overly terrified as blancmange'.... I have no idea what I'm talking about.
for me, the best moment of this panic..er..crisis
was John Snow, on the news interviewing an expert of some kind:
"So, these deaths of young people in Mexico...What can you read into that"
??!! Nice choice of phrase there.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:43,
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"So, these deaths of young people in Mexico...What can you read into that"
??!! Nice choice of phrase there.
'resault'?
Yep, its the daily mail alright!
What is that 'thing' on the bottom right? It looks like a man with a lady emo's wig. 'Leanne'??
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:44,
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What is that 'thing' on the bottom right? It looks like a man with a lady emo's wig. 'Leanne'??
Ah, bless 'em - the voice of responsible journalism, as ever...
Extraordinarily cheeky pea:
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:52,
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What the fuck did they remove that massive claw from?
*frightened*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:32,
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That's a lump of Lamb, methinks...
Edit: Actually, no it isn't...
*fears*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37,
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*fears*
why be frightened... i's quite obviously dead now :D
There's absolutely nothing to worry about
*gets tackled and chomped on from behind by a hideous creature missing one talon*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:37,
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*gets tackled and chomped on from behind by a hideous creature missing one talon*
That's actually the tail of that animal
Looks to be a lamb/sheep/goat. You can see the hamstring on the hock, behind the leg bone right at the top. THey haven't skinned the tail fully yet.
/Meat technologist.
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:36,
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/Meat technologist.
hahah
do halalalalal butcherers really chop up their meats on a wooden tree stump?
BUT WHERE IS THE BIOACTIVE ANTIGERMOTRONS like they advertise on all those anti-bacterial spray adverts?!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:35,
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BUT WHERE IS THE BIOACTIVE ANTIGERMOTRONS like they advertise on all those anti-bacterial spray adverts?!
I was expecting to scroll down and see the name 'Ninj' there :)
nicely done
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:36,
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This makes me rather uncomfortable.
I definitely don't want any strawberries now.
Sigh. Hi Manley. Hi Captain, [insult]. Oh Manley, you are a card.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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Sigh. Hi Manley. Hi Captain, [insult]. Oh Manley, you are a card.
It is all Uli Hoeness.
His nose, eyes and wart on his chin.
Oh, and a bit of burn for the cheeky grin.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:11,
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Oh, and a bit of burn for the cheeky grin.
Ah, I see.
Even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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*closes tattyshop*
damn! woo.
EDIT: Do we have a North West England? I thought that was Scotland.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:23,
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EDIT: Do we have a North West England? I thought that was Scotland.
Sod that
Anything in North London past zone four is Scotland:P
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:27,
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Precisely this.
I went to Watford once. A terrible place. Full of working-class types.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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You must have been here when Watford were playing Luton
and we had the influx of Luton fans
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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That must be why there are no tramps in Watford
Half hour trip on the Met line and they can languish in London's finest tube stations :D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:38,
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Sorry. I think I caught the word 'sporran' and a faint waft of Iron Bru...
:P
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:40,
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i dunno - the bit with the super powered sniper rifle
in tremors 2 was great fun.
It was shit when they flew though
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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It was shit when they flew though
^this
1&2 were brill', 3 and 4 (and the series) were shite....
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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And a pensioner near Kendal had some tea sloshed into her saucer,
It's the real human cost of tragedies like this that is so often overlooked or belittled by the media.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28,
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Won't somebody think of the mint cake!
It'll be all cracked and broken!
If they plan on throwing any away, give it to meeeeeeeee.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:29,
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If they plan on throwing any away, give it to meeeeeeeee.
*chases piglet with two slices of bread*
*wonders what a piglet is doing with two slices of bread*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:16,
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FuturePets (inc.)
Pets of the Future.
Have a pot-bellied pigeon for your troubles.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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Have a pot-bellied pigeon for your troubles.
Nah I don't want futuristic pets
I just want pets. Ideally I would like a couple of fennec foxes, failing that a couple of chinchillas would suffice.
I'm not allowed any pets where I live, so I keep fish :(
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:24,
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I'm not allowed any pets where I live, so I keep fish :(
Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
LOVELY PIG!!!!!!!
Look at her little snout!
\o/
Edit:
They are very happy with this post
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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Look at her little snout!
\o/
Edit:
They are very happy with this post
I take it
your cuddly swine has been humanely dealt with with extreme predujice?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17,
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What colour did you want, btw?
I'm going to have to hack it in Photoshop, the code has no parameter for the background colour, i'm afraid.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:25,
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I didn't have anything specific in mind, just something complimentory
If it was mine I'd probably see what the outside/dark red looks like reduced in transparency so it was much lighter/backgroundy, or else I'd pick out one of the less bold oranges from the centre.
I'm desktopping it you see :D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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I'm desktopping it you see :D
the one on the right: "miaow miaow"
on the left: "can you please walk over there in case someone thinks you're with me?"
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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awwws!
i wanna know what happens to a jewish or muslim person's soul if they catch swine flu?
is it kosher?
it'd be a bit shit to die of swine flu and immediately get sent to hell for ingesting something that came from a pig!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:14,
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is it kosher?
it'd be a bit shit to die of swine flu and immediately get sent to hell for ingesting something that came from a pig!
Hmm interesting point
Wait a minute, are you saying this disease is unclean?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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Wait a minute, are you saying this disease is unclean?
What happens when a Jew eats pork, more to the point?
Absolutely FUCK ALL!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:18,
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Or a vegetarian.
In the words of my mate, "'Vegetarian' is just another word for 'picky'."
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28,
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arrrrgh
i am officially sick of:
pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17,
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pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo
im not a henry FAN
but i do enjoy him. Creativity and half decent photoshopping skills are required to pull off a good henry.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:28,
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Aye, but there's too much just slapping the transparent png of him onto an image around.
/Henry aficionado blog
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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New Vote thing ¬
What are you officially sick of:
pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo
taters
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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What are you officially sick of:
pig flu stuff
cat pics
policemen
limes
zalgo
taters
im too thick to figure out the poll thing
doesnt look like its working for youse either, love
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:31,
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You seem to have no poll.
The answer to your question, however, is Zalgo.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:34,
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The Bananas
Well it eventually took me longer to find my login.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:58,
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Well it eventually took me longer to find my login.
Re: your arm
Have you booked a GP appointment yet, and if not, why not?
*gets all stern*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05,
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*gets all stern*
Your years of medical training have brought you to
that conclusion, eh?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07,
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Hello
*polite greeting glomp*
I really like your last picture, usual query though, any way of changing the background colour?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:09,
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I really like your last picture, usual query though, any way of changing the background colour?
*slaps*
he's only looking out for your best interest. You'll feel really silly if your arm falls off...
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:12,
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I know
It is just a rash, just feeling run down at the moment.
I can send you a pic of it is JPG?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:15,
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I can send you a pic of it is JPG?
your logic was breaking up at the end of that sentence, rather, sir
If you're asking if you can send me a pic of your rash, then the answer, I'm afraid, is GOD NO!
I'm no dermatologist!
Take it to a bloody Doctor!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:19,
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I'm no dermatologist!
Take it to a bloody Doctor!
Priest? What he needs are leeches, and some good old fashioned blood-letting
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:10,
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:D
Edit: In one of those 'wise after the event' moments, I realise I *should* have said,:
"Sorry, I meant the Bild Zeitung instead", alas 'twas no to be.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:07,
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"Sorry, I meant the Bild Zeitung instead", alas 'twas no to be.
I think you'd left it behind the sofa for half a decade
woo
EDIT: FFS! Things must be bad. I put an advert for a cleaner on gumtree this morning. I just gave my email and a but about us.
I've had over 200 emails (many from people that think if they email me 5 times in a row they'll definately et the job). People have obviously worked out which business it is as I've had nonstop calls and people at my door all of a sudden looking for cleaning work.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:01,
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EDIT: FFS! Things must be bad. I put an advert for a cleaner on gumtree this morning. I just gave my email and a but about us.
I've had over 200 emails (many from people that think if they email me 5 times in a row they'll definately et the job). People have obviously worked out which business it is as I've had nonstop calls and people at my door all of a sudden looking for cleaning work.
I'd like to apply for the position of 'cleaner' that you recently advertised
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:17,
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Jobs gone:P
There really are some stupid people out there. I deliberately said no CVs, just a bit about themselves. Half could be got rid of straight away as they were just CV and I don't want to employ someone that cannot follow instructions. About another quarter could be dismissed as they seemed to think the time and days were to their suiting. IE: three hours a day seven days a week from 10am could mean starting at 5pm or just doing two hours a week on weekends.
This is the real reason they have no jobs. They're too knobbing stupid.
I setted for a Finnish lass with an art degree:P
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:22,
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This is the real reason they have no jobs. They're too knobbing stupid.
I setted for a Finnish lass with an art degree:P
throw half the CVs away
you don't want to employ any unlucky people
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:30,
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I threw all the CVs away.
People skim read job ads and paste a reply email, attach CV and press send.
I don't want those people so I ask for a short letter about themselves. I can tell just as much from that, it filters out the idiots and means I don't have to reas loads of CVs.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:45,
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I don't want those people so I ask for a short letter about themselves. I can tell just as much from that, it filters out the idiots and means I don't have to reas loads of CVs.
ooh
I'm sure it's because she was extremely qualified and experienced in all types of cleaning and knows fuck all about detergents and stuff
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:48,
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and nothing to do with the fact that she's
a nymphomaniac blonde who likes to wear tight jumpers.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55,
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Do you supply the necessary acid solutions
for proper body disposal or would I have to supply my own?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:20,
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They are in there for fucking that child!
Now he's back for more.
Stockholm syndrome is good.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:05,
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Stockholm syndrome is good.
Stockholm
If it wasn't for Stockholm Syndrome, I'd never get any action.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Nicely!
Really want to see this film. Might buy it for the mother-in-law and "borrow" it.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:13,
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Really want to see this film. Might buy it for the mother-in-law and "borrow" it.
Police dogs in 'cute new look' joy
Cats are poo, by the way :-D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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Cats are poo, by the way :-D
UGLY?
Its cuter than a million buttons
I want a dog with wonky eyes like that
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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I want a dog with wonky eyes like that
It's not so much been hit with the Peter Laurie stick
As beaten, beaten, BEATEN - relentlessly - for hours - with it.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:56,
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heheh nice
i like the straw/ aerial coming out of his lug-hole
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:55,
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hahaha
and you're argument that cats are poo is that.
*rests case*
EDIT: Best to point at I'm dewooing the dog not the post:D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:55,
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*rests case*
EDIT: Best to point at I'm dewooing the dog not the post:D
that is one seriously boss-eyed dog....
I wonder if each eye can move independently, like a chameleon......
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:59,
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Well well well what's all this here then?
A dog copper? Well I never!
/edit: yeah, might as well repost for compo lmao!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:06,
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A dog copper? Well I never!
/edit: yeah, might as well repost for compo lmao!
Ha, nicely done.
Optimised to within an inch of its life as well.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:44,
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It's such an unfeasably large file
I also have the mousey cutout skills of a drunk toddler.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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What does it reduce to here
And how many frames? I can't tell.
*points to profile*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:54,
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*points to profile*
I've not counted
But i'll say 'a lot'
Many. About tree fiddy.
Actually, 131.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57,
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Many. About tree fiddy.
Actually, 131.
Lovely stuff!
Fergie - the best thing to come out of Scotland since the A74(M)
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:46,
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Why couldn't the bus just run him down and take him out of our misery
Actually, both of them.
Great Anim, sir!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:47,
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Great Anim, sir!
Hahaha
The first times ive ever laughed at something football related
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:50,
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Thanks God you've included the wallpaper option...
*bleaches*
Woo
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:34,
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Woo
if I roll my mousewheel just right
that animates quite disturbingly...
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:42,
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Hahah
i love the slow, gradual opening of the ass and jesse and james' faces at the end
Cullicko
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:51,
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Cullicko
haha. class.
the look on their faces at the end really makes it
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 21:30,
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arf.....gotta hand it to ya
that's the cutest goatse i've ever seen:)
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Wed 29 Apr 2009, 12:58,
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Or at least a large dental bill, if he keeps grinding his teeth like that
:D
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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perhaps he has Rabies
*loch jaws*
/scotish film industry . blog
I'm far too amused by this... I think I should give up on myself and become a tramp. There's very little hope for me.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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/scotish film industry . blog
I'm far too amused by this... I think I should give up on myself and become a tramp. There's very little hope for me.
what are these insane ramblings you and blurting out?
have you been bitten by a pig?
ninjalolz to you you clever old stick!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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ninjalolz to you you clever old stick!
you fiend, sir
I challenge you to Celery at dawn, you may choose your dips.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:28,
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could we not make it cocktails
at 6? You may buy the first round... or brandy and cigars at 9... you can choose the hookers...
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:30,
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no danger
it's full of wonderful little details that glee me the fuck out.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:19,
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ta
been away from board for a bit really, was nice to make a pitcher again.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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That's not his jaw.
That is a spanner that he tried to swallow that has lodged sideways in his gullet.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:21,
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awesome
this should win.
whose chin is it? i'm guessing bruce cambell
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:18,
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whose chin is it? i'm guessing bruce cambell
don't know...
it comes from an original painting of dredd... I think it was modeled on Jimmy Hill.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:19,
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haha
I think he looks more like he's trying to find a toilet desperately, while not wanting to risk a fart.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:26,
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It doesn't itch and could explain why i am feeling crap and wanted to throw up for two days
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:39,
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Bloody hell, I wish I could see this, but it's hitting the filter at work.
I shall have to check it out later.
edit: seen it now, it's ACE!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:37,
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edit: seen it now, it's ACE!
ha ha ha
this should serve as a warning to us all...
WARNING! Please see the above.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:20,
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WARNING! Please see the above.
Heard on the Radiogramme
The Israelis are calling it "Mexican Flu"
Like regular flu but with more Jalapeños presumably
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:45,
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Like regular flu but with more Jalapeños presumably
that's their term for
white phosphorous burns
... wittiest thing I've ever said and it's halfway down the board. Ball sacks...
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:53,
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... wittiest thing I've ever said and it's halfway down the board. Ball sacks...
I'm about halfway through the biggest sugar rush
we have to bring foods to our monthly meeting and most brought cake of some sort.
I've had chocolate cake and 2 krispy kreme doughnuts.
And doritos and kettle crisps.
*bursts belt*
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:14,
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I've had chocolate cake and 2 krispy kreme doughnuts.
And doritos and kettle crisps.
*bursts belt*
"..................... "
^the silence left by people in space not hearing my scream
can they heaR SPANGS IN SPOACE THOUGH :p
WOO!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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can they heaR SPANGS IN SPOACE THOUGH :p
WOO!
My mum is excellent at writing these riddles
Trouble is, I fucking hate solving them. When it's your birthday, you're full of Chinese food, you're tired and she's leading you on a wild goose chase out in the garden in the dead of night (smacking your head on the branch of a tree while you're at it) it's not what you want to be doing.
/feels bad for getting arsey at mum after she put so much effort into my presents blog
btw nicely done
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:12,
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/feels bad for getting arsey at mum after she put so much effort into my presents blog
btw nicely done
A box without edges, hinge or lid
but screaming terror inside is hid.
what am i?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:17,
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what am i?
i spotted that too
just thought there was a second meaning to the actual riddle.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 18:54,
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In space you can hear the director scream
"Ridley" only has one "D"
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:56,
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haha
very good.
has there ALWAYS been a large waffle at the bottom of that picture too, or is it just me?
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Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:42,
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has there ALWAYS been a large waffle at the bottom of that picture too, or is it just me?
Exquisite sense of timing...
...coffee came out of my nose. Now my wife thinks I'm daft.
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Fri 1 May 2009, 21:35,
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Full Fettal Jacket!
Updated version from last nights posting with added fags and battle damage
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:02,
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Updated version from last nights posting with added fags and battle damage
Yeah but i noticed that it can go up and down..
...so for the sake of this picture it's down!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06,
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Aw
he'll be missing Steve Wright in the afternoon. No wonder he's so cranky.
Woo to you sir!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09,
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Woo to you sir!
Only if it's human meat...
...and then only if anyone finds out.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:10,
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i like this a lot
only suggestion if i was being picky is to rotate the peace sign abut 15 degrees anticlockwise to get the perspective right on it.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06,
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*points round the back of the helme*
they're there aren't they?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08,
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hehe
I think I clicked the other one last night. tis very nice.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:24,
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APHEX TWIN CAT :D
I would love to see this cat doafull version of the window licker music video.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:53,
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He is spawned demonically out of a dirty litter tray...
...then his angry kitten minnions run wild on a local housing estate.
Also, he spends a few minutes screaming directly into an elderly dogs face.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:57,
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Also, he spends a few minutes screaming directly into an elderly dogs face.
I'm not worried about how long he can hold his breath. HOw the fuck did he get out of the binbag!
woo.
Today I yam mostlyexperimenting with tuna mayo with reggae reggae sauce. Whay yam b3tards lunchipooes?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55,
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Today I yam mostlyexperimenting with tuna mayo with reggae reggae sauce. Whay yam b3tards lunchipooes?
your experiment sounds delicious
i had mushroom soup and i'm hungry again now.
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:56,
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It was a resounding success.
peeps of teh world! three parts mayo to one part of Levi Root's finest makes yummy tuna mayo!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:01,
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you do know wwf is all fake, right?
they don't really save animals, they just use actors and green-screens
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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that's just silly.
how are they going to make a green screen look like it's in it's natural habitat if a person's behind it? porsonz no jungle!
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:08,
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when you say cheap animals I take it you mean goldfish or gerbils
Is there a cut off at anything that costs more than the average week's pocket money?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:16,
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Is that the same 'telekinesis' that you got arrested for
for making that steepling in your overcoat in from of those schoolgirls?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:09,
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How are you going to keep your cadbury's chocolate waistcoat fastened?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:05,
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"And it's so beautifully framed, don't you think?
"Which is ironic, really ... "
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:47,
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Diagnostic information of a cambells soup tin
well, if you are warhol I guess
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:06,
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I hope Kermit is ok!
Click for bigger (41 kb)
I wonder where she stuck the thermometer?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:45,
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Click for bigger (41 kb)
I wonder where she stuck the thermometer?
All this swine flu puts me in a mind of one of my favourite Bottom quotes
Richie: Edide, why have you put barbed wire down the middle of the toilet?
Eddie: You can catch it off lavatory seats.
Richie: Catch what, an anus full of razor wire?
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Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:55,
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Eddie: You can catch it off lavatory seats.
Richie: Catch what, an anus full of razor wire?
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