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Follow me on twitter. Ho ho, not really, it's just my silly old blog. Tsk, caveman.
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:16,
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Haha, it's all true
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:17,
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Brill!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:21,
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Excellent!And I love the eye movement...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:22,
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hahahahhahahah!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23,
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This really is the biscuitwonderful as always Mr S Brainfield.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24,
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Just coming!Oh no that's not right.
Excellent lunacy Mr Brains.
(Excellent lunacy Mr Brains.
durbster durbster.co.uk,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:36,
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hahaletsbuyit.com
How do you scare a venture capitalist? Sneak up to him and shout Boo.com
(How do you scare a venture capitalist? Sneak up to him and shout Boo.com
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:38,
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I honestly have never heard of friendster:D
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:43,
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absolutely marvellous!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:44,
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I've just delurked to say "I love this!"Fantastic work.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 8 May 2009, 23:28,
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most brilli want that cat
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venezuelan beaver cheese is mortally afraid of spoons,
Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52,
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Top Work Smallbrianfieldhaha so true
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 9 May 2009, 10:02,
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Wonderfull!Side Note: In those pics Fry looks alot like Graham Linehan
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Sat 9 May 2009, 11:39,
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I don't know why this makes me laugh.But it does.
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finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 10 May 2009, 9:18,
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BWARK!Come and do my work, Shads.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00,
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Mostly paper shite.Some email shite.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04,
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I miss paperworkI haven't done any decent stuff since I was sacked from Tesco. I deserved to be sacked though, I mean how fucking dare I nearly be killed in a head-on car accident.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07,
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ok bored man, draw a cat in a suit of armour Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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you may be right. but they ought to.then birds would hear them coming
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05,
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*pisses all over himself in spasmodic glee* Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07,
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I LOVE YOU, MITTENS!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:15,
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This is madnessFather wears his Sunday best
Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around
(Mother's tired she needs a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sister's sighing in her sleep
Brother's got a date to keep
He can't hang around
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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let me die a young man's deathnot a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
(the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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*sticks divine madness in the dvd player* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:03,
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bela wears his sunday bestmother's back on the rack
the kids have left the bell tower
sister's bleeding in her sleep
brother's got virginal brides
he can't hang around
bauhaus
in the middle of our street
(the kids have left the bell tower
sister's bleeding in her sleep
brother's got virginal brides
he can't hang around
bauhaus
in the middle of our street
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04,
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glee!a dodo made of candyfloss? let's eat it! *endangers*
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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this birdis quite gay.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04,
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I like thisI haven't fixed my pc yet :(
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:07,
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can't get it to boot from cdbloody thing
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:10,
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have you tried telling it to boot from cd? Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:13,
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You can't pretend you didn't swallow that rabbit forever! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:11,
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It keeps their brains in.
ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00,
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oh, i've missed you! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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It's been a while, innit!How's you?
( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59,
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fine!getting my staples out today, yippee!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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You been romancin' with office supplies again?Keep out of that Stationary cupboard!
( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:05,
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it's not meit's that damn kinky photocopier ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:09,
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i just clicked "i like this" on your postbecause i have spastic fingers. now everyone will think i like bon jovi :/
Don't tell anyone, but perhaps i do...
(Don't tell anyone, but perhaps i do...
spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00,
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That band should've been called'Sambora'
( ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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He's either about to tell me a dirty joke or eat me Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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that is a rather spiffing hat!awesome pic, sir!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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Blimey...Dave's looking rough...
Woo!
(Woo!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04,
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This is very sillyHurrah!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54,
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haha...are you planning to do the whole alphabet? Go on!
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enceladus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:56,
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I like your sketchesYou are going to fit into this nuthouse nicely
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:56,
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you are a nonsensethis is why i like you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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Lack of nonsense is a major cause of miseryI plan to either solve the problem... or drive people batty trying.
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Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59,
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i endorse this statement. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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ooh, five stars to the man with the l-platethis is great!
( spacefish bong!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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Hmm... Guess it's time for the truth about the AimlessRemember... I said I had a lot against me.
Figured I'd post a few times before fessing up.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:23,
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Figured I'd post a few times before fessing up.
what a minimalist flag... US?I was conversing with you before you owned up to being a woman,
and so cannot be accused of pandering. Welcome!
(and so cannot be accused of pandering. Welcome!
enceladus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:54,
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^_^Yeah... I've seen what happens to the occasional who wanders in throwing their American pride around. Ugh. Feel I was born on the wrong continent.
I was tempted to see how long it would take for people to figure out I was a woman on their own... but... that's just not fair. Hehe Course you'll hear no more of it after this. Gender and nationality have shit to do with a good laugh (unless it involves a CDC)
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:00,
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I was tempted to see how long it would take for people to figure out I was a woman on their own... but... that's just not fair. Hehe Course you'll hear no more of it after this. Gender and nationality have shit to do with a good laugh (unless it involves a CDC)
I lived in the States for a while, and have met lotsof nice 'merkins, so you'll get no casual anti-Americanism from me.
People may get giddy when they realise there's a new lady-person around, though...
(People may get giddy when they realise there's a new lady-person around, though...
enceladus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:09,
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Shhhh!Let's leave them in the dark, shall we ^_^ If they can't be bothered to scroll down - they don't get to know!
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:27,
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yeah!It's about to slip off the board, too. Their loss!
( enceladus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 14:07,
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completely mad, and rather excellent!:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59,
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hahahaI like this a lot
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00,
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Happy Happy Friday song!
There's some Youtube footage if you want the tune
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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I like the person in the nappy. I am imagining them doing lewd things to the candle.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:41,
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you sick little monkey Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55,
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Aces :DUkuleleric FTMFW :D
EDIT: Also, for some reason, listening to that made me want to listen to Al Stewart. So thank you doubly :D
(EDIT: Also, for some reason, listening to that made me want to listen to Al Stewart. So thank you doubly :D
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:41,
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Hahaha yay!I used to sing this when I was a potlette :)
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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you still are, m'dear! m'dear!*SMURNS!*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44,
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HahahaYays.
I have actually sung this on stage in a big theatre!
EDIT: I take that back. I was only little and I just checked out it's capacity. 421 is not big. It just seemed so :P
*buys something for his Auntie NElly*
(I have actually sung this on stage in a big theatre!
EDIT: I take that back. I was only little and I just checked out it's capacity. 421 is not big. It just seemed so :P
*buys something for his Auntie NElly*
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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it's also the smallest prime formed by the powers of two in logical order from right to left
Sorry could you repeat that.I couldn't hear anything over the nerd alarm.:P
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47,
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Oh I'm sorry. My penis is long and I have a strong sense of self worthHow's that for being a useful member of society?
and it's 2^2 2^1 2^0 and it is a prime
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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and it's 2^2 2^1 2^0 and it is a prime
how about your pecs? do you have a ferrari which runs on bitches and pec juice? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51,
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I never bothered to learn to drive. and to be honest I don't give a rat's arse what my muscles look like
what about the bitches? you must have the bitches? without bitches, pecs or fast cars you can never be a RAPLORD Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55,
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so how am I supposed to get bitches, without the assumption that they are thick as shitand the assumption that I am the best thing since a rampant rabbit?
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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David Bowie's Thin White Duke Dietnothing but red peppers and cocaine for two years.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59,
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you don't happen to know an efficient algorithm for generating integer partitions, do you?not that I'm trying to avoid going to the library to read C.A.G.E.s or anything...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54,
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I read Nelly on the intarwheb, but my version but my versionby Professor Percival with Bob Kerr's Whoopee band definitely sings Fanny
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52,
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I think it's a different verse or refrainYou can buy most everythink
Thin cows, fat cows
A watch without a spring.
forget the rest
And something for your Auntie Nellie.
(Thin cows, fat cows
A watch without a spring.
forget the rest
And something for your Auntie Nellie.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:14,
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hahaha!i like this
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43,
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Coo!You're ALL very kind I may do a bit more another time
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:45,
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hahahahalunacy!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:45,
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yay ! you're only In - de - nile
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49,
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Hahahaha!Tomb much punnage! I sphinx you must've been practicing!
REPOST THE BRANDISH GIF! I DEMAND IT!
(REPOST THE BRANDISH GIF! I DEMAND IT!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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i learned from the master
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51,
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Yippee!That's all seven kinds of aces!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:53,
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This is the best spang related picand ties in first place, sharing with the wonderful shark-spang (and I cannot remember who did that one).
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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hahahha, brill :D theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:58,
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Sorry for filesize ! I'd rather sit next to Ted Striker than James Boreden(, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
He. Is. Fucking. Lush. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39,
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oh nooh dear
please, go back to sock. he still cares for you
(please, go back to sock. he still cares for you
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47,
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I've missed some vital information. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49,
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so have I.I have absolutely no idea what my last post means. Shall we just ignore it?
also, have you noticed that the other one, Horne, looks like Brian Molko if you surgically extracted his sex appeal?
(also, have you noticed that the other one, Horne, looks like Brian Molko if you surgically extracted his sex appeal?
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52,
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Not to me, I'm afraid.He's very pretty, but I just wouldn't.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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seriously??i don't find him the least bit attractive and i'd shag almost anything!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49,
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Yep. I'm not the only one. Dixy would too. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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but, but he's fat and ugly . . . like me! but he's fat and ugly . . . like me!*waggles eyebrows in Wow's direction*
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51,
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You're married! See, it's NOT just me! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:56,
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he looks like a spud! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51,
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Po-ta-toBoil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in their own "comedy" series on BBC3.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:24,
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yepbut he just isn't. it's like people fancying those mitchell trolls from eastenders. i wouldn't shag them with someone else's mimsy.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:56,
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*chortle*mimsy...
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crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47,
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HahahahaEdit: This deserves a bit more praise.
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:46,
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newsletter subject line wantedwrite a fine jest
and win the contest
(and win the contest
rob,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31,
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^ juicy Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:57,
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^ oboe Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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^ papier mache Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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Spreading like swine flu through the middle classes. prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32,
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fiddling the expenses of the internets
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33,
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like twitter but slightly less pointless Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:33,
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IT'S NEARLY 2010 - WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR? The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34,
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dammit! and I had just had it re-magnetized. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37,
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^this so very thisIt's at times like this I feel we were lied to by the Jetsons
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49,
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that wasn't even his real family you know Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54,
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More viral than a sneeze on a crowded bus barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34,
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i think this ftw Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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Imperial Leather in Swin Flu advice conspiracy shocker Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34,
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Chemtrails are made by giant invisible sky slugs prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35,
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Gordon Brown to front the new ad campain for Claims Direct Victor Meldrew,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35,
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innacurate pictures of what Maddie might look like.. take your pick of any of the links. Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36,
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B3ta: If you've nothing to do for the next half-hour, watch our page open. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36,
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covering your nipples with purest glee Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36,
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no one covers my nipples with glee.I hate people for this fact. stuff negativity.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40,
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poor kebab!as soon as i get some, i'll come round and glee your nips up a treat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43,
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hehehat 4p.m, feel happy. i'll be in pain then, you won't.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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it's only because i'm getting my staples out todayi know it's going to sting. it did last time and i only had a couple then. this time, there's 36 of them to come out :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:00,
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Equally priced for ladies of all cup sizes.(
prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37,
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as a woman of huge boobageI very much welcome this news.
Plus, they're giving a discount of 25%, so I may have to leg it round M & S and buy some hammocks.
(Plus, they're giving a discount of 25%, so I may have to leg it round M & S and buy some hammocks.
b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:04,
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FREE GURKHA KNIFE FOR EVERY READER! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37,
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I for one......welcome our new former sitcom star overlords.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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and suddenly benefit fraud doesn't seem so bad Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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B3ta newsletter number 377 is this week sponsored by Twitter, almost completely and utterly pointless and thankfully now only 140 letters lo HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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Very nicely done, sir:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:41,
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B3ta newsletter, it might work, it might not HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39,
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Dianna Rigg was hotter than Joanna Lumley Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40,
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all the way. also hotter than honor blackman.So there exists a partial ordering of hot chicks that was on the avengers.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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see next week's newsletter for a better subject line Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43,
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Clevar! ...just remember to suggest it again next week, and it will all come true!
( Bee Nice |-|,
Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46,
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The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of you can fuck off prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44,
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haha...although I always did love the Onion's take on that one:
www.theonion.com/content/node/28994
(www.theonion.com/content/node/28994
enceladus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47,
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News just in: Muslims and Jews feeling rather smug about swine flu. prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44,
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Lazy Joanna Lumley unmasked! - Shirker Gurka worker lurker in Burkha jerker HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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Tweet tweet,,,, Tweet tweet,,,, *BANG*
g0atchild Is back and has been away since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:52,
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England 1 Uefa 1 (Uefa go through on away goals)
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54,
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Coming into your mailboxLike a second home allowance
( dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:55,
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The government have no knowledge of this newsletter being sent b3th Not shit. Not mod.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:59,
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The Dom Deluision Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles',
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:01,
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Dancing with pigs gives you swing flu Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles',
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:02,
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Susan Boyle hopes her 1st appearance at the Royal Variety goes better than Tommy Coopers last...(
..wil,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:20,
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the perfect reason to get a P45 Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:27,
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Reading this newsletter will protect you from swine fluat least as well as that fecking leaflet will...
( ..wil,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34,
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Now with more dubious links than a lizard-based conspiracy theory. prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:42,
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This week I have been mostly eating "Jade Goody Pig Snax"
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:04,
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he's a cantankerous old bugger
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:28,
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Arrrgggghh!!! Kill it with torches and flaming pitchforks, right now! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29,
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That's really bloody good.Oh, I am looking forward to the London meet. Someone's due a large piece of my mind (and possibly knuckles) in a place they can't hide behind a computer in.
Fabulous.
(Fabulous.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29,
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You can beat me up if you likeI have a nice shield system in place.
I'm currently ordering new clothes as I thought I'd better scrub up a bit if I'm going.
(I'm currently ordering new clothes as I thought I'd better scrub up a bit if I'm going.
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37,
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I have no reason to beat you up. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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give whoever it is a dig for me :)not that i've got anything against them(probably), but i do love a bit of violence
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:38,
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i'm very upset by thisin a good way.
i've also discovered that I have the Amen discography on my laptop. I don't remember putting it on here. I forgot how enjoyable they are if you forget what an insufferable wanker Casey "REFUSE EVERYTHING" Chaos is.
(i've also discovered that I have the Amen discography on my laptop. I don't remember putting it on here. I forgot how enjoyable they are if you forget what an insufferable wanker Casey "REFUSE EVERYTHING" Chaos is.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31,
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I am, and have always been a punk at heart.I just dress better.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32,
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Which reminds me actually, I need to go shopping for the bash.If I have time there's a lovely waistcoat I want. Though I've a horrible feeling that I've left my shoes at home...
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35,
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I shall be plain clothes, I should expect. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36,
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I haven't planned what I'm wearing.I generally don't plan these things. It's a veritable adventure when I open my drawer to see what I may or may not wear each day.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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You're not a girl or a Tom though. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43,
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"what are we wearing today then?" *Rummages* "six pairs of socks and garter, smashing" Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44,
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a boilersuit style of thing? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:42,
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If that. Probably jimjams. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:43,
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i shall probably just wear sackcloth and a length of hosepipe then Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:46,
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Knowing you, you'll look prettier than me in it anyway.Git.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:47,
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Bloody pretty male friends.Gittish fopweasel. LACY BASTARD.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:50,
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sooner or later i'm going to start wearing that shirt and my boots in public... Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:54,
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Damn pretty boysGive us ugly fellers a chance!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:51,
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I want people to post more, so that this can come off the board quickly...it's very good, but it give me the fear!
I may have just pee'd a little...
(I may have just pee'd a little...
Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:40,
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hahhahahahahahh! right, now where is my spanging pan? theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:28,
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In the wake of the expenses scandal, the decision to include the davidson sextuplets in the cabinet now looked reckless
Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09,
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PEOPLE IN POSITION OF AUTHORITY FIDDLE EXPENSES SHOCKER! Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:10,
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sorry, but I just don't believe it. They are politicians, they'd never do something like that.... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:17,
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PEOPLE PLAYING FIDDLES IN REEL LIFE STRATHSPEY SHOCKER drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:18,
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SHOCKED PEOPLE FIDDLE AUTHORITIES WHILST OTHERS WATCHugh
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19,
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ELECTRIC-CHAIR IN DEATH SENTENCE SHOCKER drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21,
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MAGNETIC CHAIR NOT KILLING ENUF PEOPLE SAYS JUDGE Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25,
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AUTHORITIES FIDDLE WHILE WATCHING PEOPLE SHOCK SPEYSIDE AND TAYSIDE Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:22,
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JORDAN GETS HER COCK OUT ON PAGE 9lolz it's an interview with Peter Andre lolz!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24,
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Now that Lumley is in charge...things are going to change round here.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:22,
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I can honestly say I've had my fill of hersoft simpering whispering voice on my radio...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23,
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I hate lumley.Diana Rigg. Oh yes please.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25,
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she gave me my degree:D
she wasn't in a cat suit or anything though... although sometimes, in my mind, she was
(she wasn't in a cat suit or anything though... although sometimes, in my mind, she was
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:26,
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at Stirling?You may have been in the same year as a few of my mates.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:44,
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ah, you would have been a year ahead of them then, I think drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:49,
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oh my yes...I have a t-shirt with her on. two in fact.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32,
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Bindun?
My first attempt at an animation
Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:01,
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probably been done far too many times, contributing to the cultural phenomonof wanting to do brawn rather than brains.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02,
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I always foundthat offering both has been beneficial to me in terms of getting my old chap wet.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04,
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alas, offer neither has left me kind of fucked, only in a maner of speaking
what?photoshopping wolverine and brawn?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08,
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SighMy search skills must be crap. I never find the pictures but they've always been done before. :-(
( Furrymeatloaf 's name is a killing word,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11,
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you seem to have missed my cunning play on words.I haven't seen a pic like this before
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12,
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see what I mean about the brains?Only I, with my massive cranium, may claim the elusive five pounds.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:14,
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massive cranium?are you sure you don't have a tumour?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:16,
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hahaha pound sounds like a euphimism for bum.excuse me i have some more cheap gin to introduce to my liver.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:16,
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I've never found a hat big enough for my head.I tend to not wear hats as a result of this.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19,
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I enjoy a good hat*so you have my sympathy
*not quite as much as DtH I'll grant you
(*not quite as much as DtH I'll grant you
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:20,
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yes you doyou're probably enjoying this a little bit too much
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27,
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i'm hurtfortunately eyepatch thatcher thinks you're a hotty
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25,
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it is on the wall behind meit doesn't have a number.
it is a wall
(it is a wall
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29,
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you look a bit like Jeff Goldblum there. drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:20,
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though i'm pale as chicken flesh usually cameras tend to make me look olive skinned Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21,
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I bought some new pencils yesterdayI also have lots of revision to do and this seemed like a worthwhile distraction. Sorry about the poor image quality, I don't own a scanner or a decent camera so I had to make do with my phone camera.
Click for bigger (81 kb)
(
Click for bigger (81 kb)
Anthropos Was making beer on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:53,
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Thanks!I have never really shown anything I have drawn in public before!
( Anthropos Was making beer on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:56,
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The 'woo' is strong in this Marley Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58,
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that is rather excellent, sir!top work!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:59,
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I would like to draw something even 10% as good as this! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:00,
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I'll assume you are talking about BobI have all the attractiveness of an Andean goat herding shrew.
( Anthropos Was making beer on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02,
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*mumbles something about washing hair**runs and hides*
( Anthropos Was making beer on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:17,
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very woohave a click!
*and.....clicks*
(*and.....clicks*
harribobs invented christmas on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12,
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have a kittcat (Knight Industries Two Thousand btfw)
op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49,
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Cylon Cat, surely?And woo!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50,
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nope its KITnot a smelly cylon no
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52,
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Eeek! Sorry....*hides under desk*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:53,
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Hahaha!60s more like.
Edit: Also, the original BSG was on the telly about 4 years *before* Knight Rider, unless I'm very much mistaken....
(Edit: Also, the original BSG was on the telly about 4 years *before* Knight Rider, unless I'm very much mistaken....
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54,
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That better not be a euphemism. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:01,
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What makes you think I take time off for one?I'd run my leave allocation out pretty quickly were that the case.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04,
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there's nothing to be embarrased about wanking at your desk.and besides, people can do a lot worse than me, they're just too shallow to see that
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09,
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I sense a business opportunity for you, sirYou need to work on the references, though; 'people can do a lot worse than me' isn't going to cut it.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12,
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as someone that usually will kick the shit that no one else willI typically get glowing references.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:15,
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Again, in mere marketing terms, use of terms such as'kick the shit that no one else will' tend to reinforce a generally negative reaction.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19,
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Cylon cat! hehehe, very Woo!edit: Gah! mindpissage
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:51,
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Don't worry, my fine fellow...*passes mop*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52,
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Woohoo!Trying to prevent Mr Trellis from seeing the NEW!Knightrider...
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:53,
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Oh, they haven't, have they? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55,
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You shock me, Mrs T...;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21,
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Nice.Happy Fwyday evwybody.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54,
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haha!woo and *burns embassy
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:56,
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I never got to see knightrider, I consider myself lucky that I got to watch a couple of episodes of macgyver
i always wanted one of these for christmasclick :)
( hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:23,
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KIT-Emore like it :P
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice,
Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25,
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A little Wacom doodle (2nd try)(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:32,
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blah *hits on the head* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:34,
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Or 'Tiy-iy Mawep' as I used to call him when I was a tiddly captain. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:36,
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Thanks miss Jololololietaque pasa?
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42,
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I have a little doodle, that I haven't had a whack on for a couple of days.
Nice :)Happy Gary Wilmot Day :)
Now back of the the black hole of phone signals :(
(Now back of the the black hole of phone signals :(
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35,
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Peed off that i have to come off site to get a phone signalHow are you?
You will have to gaz me the reply
(You will have to gaz me the reply
Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46,
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yays,I'll just pop this here. Just found this on my toilet blackboard and thought I'd share it.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:41,
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i love your hostel type placecant wait for the bash it will be my second
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54,
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Someone didn't this morning.Checked in late, expected the Ritz and even though they had probably the nicest double in the place it wasn't good enough for them.
I said that was fine and let them cancel the rest of their stay without charging more than the first night and found them a place at the shithole round the corner:P
(I said that was fine and let them cancel the rest of their stay without charging more than the first night and found them a place at the shithole round the corner:P
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58,
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hahah, intous? or bamboo?and if it's the first tablet sketch, it's supposed to be a cdc.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49,
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I'm going to get a wacom bamboo tonightI'm fucked off trying to use a mouse to draw stuff at home. I was given a trust tablet before and it was the biggest pile of shit going, I just couldn't get on with it, I've been told the wacom is a great piece of kit for the price.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54,
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I've got an intous 3, never used anything else so i don't really have a comparison
BambooWell it was my first attempt
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:57,
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Bad Ninj!*admonishes*
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:33,
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Can someone please go back and turn the lights off,
it's attracting trolls...
*edit* just realised I can half the frames and half the KBs, silly me...
..wil,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00,
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Ooooh that's good!Talented boy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02,
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Cap'n...Could you put a wedge under the door, it keeps slamming shut....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:33,
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We want the bunker door to slam shut thoughIt stops all those undersirables from getting in.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:35,
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Ahhhh.... good point.To the weapons locker!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:37,
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*sits up against it* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:36,
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*LOL*Top work, that man!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02,
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There's red on your lightbulb Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02,
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I can't quite reach my arms around it.It seems to be growing all the time
( Joliet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:34,
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Well, that would be your deft manipulation, madam....I'm so sorry...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:38,
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the ginger girl in the middle of that ad makes me go all wobblyI've tried finding out who she is for stalking purposes, but no joy at all.
She was my advert girl fantasy prior to Noémie Lenoir
Anyone know?
(She was my advert girl fantasy prior to Noémie Lenoir
Anyone know?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47,
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you are my b3tagirl who works in a call centre fantasy Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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I don't, though.Well, I'm IN one but I've got nowt to do with it any more.
:D
(:D
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:53,
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:D *not dealing with clients directly high five*The way my boss is going we wont have any phones soon so I won't have to deal with them either.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57,
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Hah, you must be jokingI don't deal with PARTICIPANTS now. I deal with the clients much more though. Many more clients too.
I hate my job.
(I hate my job.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:58,
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:(One of these days clients, one of these days...
BANG ZOOM, straight to the moon.
*shakes angry fist at your clients*
(BANG ZOOM, straight to the moon.
*shakes angry fist at your clients*
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00,
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Her name is Alfred Tench**may not be Alfred Tench
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48,
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*googles*wow - she's let herself go.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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Too late!I stole it and gave it to her.
And there's NOTHING you can do about it.
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
(And there's NOTHING you can do about it.
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50,
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you diabolical fiend!!!!!how are you YOU DIABOLICAL FIEND?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:52,
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Being thoroughly evil, thank you very much.And you, my fine fellow?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:55,
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good show - pleased to hear tell of itI'm currently listening to yesterday's In Our Time and then I might possibly consider doing some work or maybe I'll wait until after lunch I'm not sure yet...
all things being equal I'm in a fine mood. We had torrential rain last night and I sat with the window open and listened to it while I smoked my pipe and drank whisky. I felt like a God
(all things being equal I'm in a fine mood. We had torrential rain last night and I sat with the window open and listened to it while I smoked my pipe and drank whisky. I felt like a God
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59,
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That sounds like a thoroughly top way to enjoy lousy weather.You have every right to feel god-like. Yesterdays IOT was pretty good, actually.
I'm just trying to get todays Reunion on Listen Again.
(I'm just trying to get todays Reunion on Listen Again.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02,
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she looks like a Polish Lisa Kudrow Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50,
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crossed with that one from Desperate housewives Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51,
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giving a vector pointing perpendicular to kudrow and desperate housewives.
I point my vectorperpendicular to Kudrow* - if you know what I mean
*wouldn't - but couldn't resist
(*wouldn't - but couldn't resist
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:55,
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It's not her best expression in the ad to be honestwww.youtube.com/watch?v=0_V423YQISk
TheDude8787 and Legion1094 agree with me
(TheDude8787 and Legion1094 agree with me
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54,
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I say!She's a fine-looking filly.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:36,
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I hear there's a special investigation service you can call on for this kind of thingCalled Scooby Doo (aka 4Chan)
(
OldWhit,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:01,
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Well, I would.Only when he's Manhattan though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47,
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Not a fan of the Crudup? J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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Not unless he's got the ability to have fourteen hands and is blue. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:53,
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*ahem*I may need a moment to wrest that somewhat powerful image from my mind.
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56,
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*shrugs* you can't show a girl things like that and not give her food for thought. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57,
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*goes for a little lie down* J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:58,
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hahahaha!brill'!
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50,
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Prodge, sirI would pay serious money for that to be your Stats board quote.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57,
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well how about you pay me a little bit of money and I'll see what I can do
*considers*Nope, I'm not convinced.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:34,
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I want it to be this(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00,
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Oh, yes. :DI very much enjoyed that one, too.
And this one is also quite piquant, especially given it's target: www.b3ta.com/board/9430006
(And this one is also quite piquant, especially given it's target: www.b3ta.com/board/9430006
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04,
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Hurrah!we are back
HOW DO YOU REGISTER FOR THE B3TA BUNKER???
(HOW DO YOU REGISTER FOR THE B3TA BUNKER???
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:27,
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...from outer space,I just logged in to find you here with that mong look upon your face...
;)
morning!
come on folks, where are the 'I survived the 6 hour downtime' profile badges?
(;)
morning!
come on folks, where are the 'I survived the 6 hour downtime' profile badges?
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28,
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I should have got the sink unblockedI should have made you test your wee
If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back with massive knees...
(If I'd have known for just one second
You'd be back with massive knees...
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29,
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We're not exactly Benny and Bjorn, are we? The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30,
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We're at least 78% better.The Great Architect & The Littlest Pirate
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:31,
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There's a ship that keeps on calling meOn the sea, that's where I'll always be
Every stop I make, I meet a new wench
Can't stay for long, bring me some ale and my thirst I'll quench (edited )
Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow I'll just keep sailing on
(Every stop I make, I meet a new wench
Can't stay for long, bring me some ale and my thirst I'll quench (edited )
Maybe tomorrow I'll wanna settle down
Until tomorrow I'll just keep sailing on
Joliet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35,
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Edited to make more sense nowUnless you have a particular affiliation with benches
( Joliet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39,
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I do like to sit down. I'm ever so good at it. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41,
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where will I sit now?OH THE CRUEL IRONY...!
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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I am flailingI am flailing
On porridge water
To be near you
To smoke weed
(On porridge water
To be near you
To smoke weed
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:40,
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This is acebut less of the failing, you. You know more than some others how bloody WIN I am.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41,
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it was intially "flailing" i am now listening the Rod. \m/
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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i have ceased listening to the Rodthat is not one of his better songs
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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He annoys me.I like his voice, but still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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Maggie May ftwesp. the mandolin intro.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46,
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Didn't John Peel play the mandolin on that?I may be mistaken...
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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I think he sat and thumbed at the sings of an instrumenton top of the pops once... not sure he played it on the original
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51,
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maggie may is ace.and handbags and gladrags. but i prefer the stereophonics version
*ducks*
(*ducks*
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51,
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*throws the first thing which comes to hand*can I have my keyboard back please...
how did I type that?
(how did I type that?
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54,
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Go on now, beau!get me a straw
this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
(this daiquiri is getting warm
and it is starting to thaw
I should have got a different drink
I should have got a martini
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38,
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But I can't get to the vermouthdue to your enormous fucking knees!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38,
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\o/and now you're back
With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
(With Will and Grace
and you're standing in a bowler hat
with an apple over your face
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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You've never even met MagritteYou can't have done, you're twenty-three
And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
(And I wish you'd stop trying to
Distract me from your giant knees...
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
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I'm on the phoneYou're on the floor
and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
(and squirm around now like a crippled matador
Weren't you the one who caught your penis in your flies?
I thought you'd stumble
I thought you'd at least hang your head and cry.
Oh no, below your thighs
you keep a pair of knees of simply enormous size
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50,
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We're still going! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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I don't think I can have survivedit's all very dark still
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39,
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haha, morning fella! :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46,
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Ning Archie!Just passing through - shan't be around for the next few days as I'm off to attend the All Tomorrows Parties festival at Butlins. Woo!
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48,
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can i have an i didn't notice b3ta was broke because i wasn't logged on badge please ?good morning /board
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46,
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Morning, lovelybritches! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47,
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good morning sexy pants god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48,
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guten tag! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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\o/I think pictureless posts are ok when the last thread was posted over 8 hours ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28,
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I'm wondering why no-one's got a pic to post,I know the compos crap, but honestly...
goes off to rectify this situation
(goes off to rectify this situation
..wil,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30,
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I was confused at first as I assumed it had come back ages agoand I wondered why nobody was talking about it.
THEN THE PENNY DROPPED! I was first! That makes me some kind of hero. In my starstruck mood I simply posted as a way of saying I EXIST!! Then I thought I'd better pic a picture in it too. So Q&D it was.
(THEN THE PENNY DROPPED! I was first! That makes me some kind of hero. In my starstruck mood I simply posted as a way of saying I EXIST!! Then I thought I'd better pic a picture in it too. So Q&D it was.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:32,
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Q&D might be the name of my legal Nevada brothel, if I ever run one. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:33,
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run an illegal one insteadit'll be more fun hiding from the Sheriff
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35,
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Noooo I want to run one of those legal pussy ranches. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36,
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would all the girls be lined up with a price list attached? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:38,
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hahathe manky ones will be covered in bright yellow REDUCED TO CLEAR stickers
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41,
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They'd be lined up... Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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hahatooting their tits off
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44,
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was there a fire???!!!OMG!
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:29,
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don't be fooled, it's just a mirage. theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:30,
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gahning b3ta
who would like to help me fix my pc (corrupt hal.dll on boot) given that I have neither a) original XP CD or b) another pc running XP
gah
(who would like to help me fix my pc (corrupt hal.dll on boot) given that I have neither a) original XP CD or b) another pc running XP
gah
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:33,
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I have no idea how to help you, but I hope it goes ok.Ning Nibblypig *pats face*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:34,
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hello!yes, it has been rubbish so far
yesterday I had a bill for £12k
today my comupter's fucked
I expect tomorrow someone will steal my feet
(yesterday I had a bill for £12k
today my comupter's fucked
I expect tomorrow someone will steal my feet
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41,
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Fucking hell. *protects your feet* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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Have you tried switching it off and on again?/sorry
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:35,
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oh yes, I have had two hours of that so farthis is the first time that hasn't worked
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37,
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hmmmhave you tried posting your problem on less flippant message boards?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:36,
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hahano, because nobody is cleverer than b3ta
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39,
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My girlfriend is PC too, but don't worryafter a while you should be able to convince her that taking it up the arse is perfectly acceptable
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44,
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Well, I'm not getting any, so I'm not even going to give my normal advice when it comes to OS.
He's talking to us purely by the power of love alone. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
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get an XP CD from a friendgo to recovery console
type bootcfg /rebuild
(type bootcfg /rebuild
pzyko Query failed.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:41,
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this is what I'm thinking*torrents*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
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mind the piss IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44,
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Corrupt HAL.dll?I can't let you fix that, Dave...
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
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have you tried installing emule, borrowing a copy of XPand installing that?
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44,
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taI've been looking at all that
seems you can't do anything without the CD
(seems you can't do anything without the CD
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47,
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noone round about to burnor give youa disc? ... you could download an Ubuntu live system onto a pendrive and then get a bit torrent of the xp disc... then burn that onto CD
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57,
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Shitting in the CD drive, right click explore and investigate your poop? epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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tryshanegfowler.wordpress.com/2007/01/10/missing-haldll-error-corrupt-bootini-file-quick-fix/
www.troublefixers.com/how-to-fix-haldll-is-missing-or-corrupt-in-windows/
but bad news i doesn't look fixable without a upgrade or full cd
(www.troublefixers.com/how-to-fix-haldll-is-missing-or-corrupt-in-windows/
but bad news i doesn't look fixable without a upgrade or full cd
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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ooohthat was scary
nings all
(nings all
cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:37,
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I miss all the cool stuff that happensmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
*sulks*
(*sulks*
Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:39,
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ALIVE I TELL YOU
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:43,
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Now off to get my dissertation bound and then to the pub! :D epiphany coming live from sweden,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:44,
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good plan!*jacks in job*
*goes to pub*
*loses family*
(*goes to pub*
*loses family*
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:46,
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good plancongratumalations - welcome back to the world
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49,
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You can't.Sign ups to the bunker are limited to those people who can elbow their tell from their arse.
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42,
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GODDAMN MY SHITTY ARMS AND HINGED HIPS Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:45,
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damn you for beating me to it! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 8 May 2009, 0:56,
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Special Elite Internet Posting TrainingFrom weird Tibettan monks.
Like The Batman but somewhat shitter.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 1:01,
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Like The Batman but somewhat shitter.
You can conjure him by saying "4chan = /b"But nobody knows what that means.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 8 May 2009, 1:09,
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fuck it...CLANSOUL!right time for bed! NIGHT NIGHT B3TA!
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 8 May 2009, 1:03,
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NICE ONE!!!!!!!haha
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants,
Fri 8 May 2009, 1:04,
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gahhh!!linked here due to NSFW-ness
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Fri 8 May 2009, 1:03,
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B3TA!IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!!!
EDIT: Mwahaha. First postb3ta borked reply! My ex always said I'd come first!
(EDIT: Mwahaha. First postb3ta borked reply! My ex always said I'd come first!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:07,
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Holy Hell!B3ta's back on line and this is what we come back to *fears*
( Joliet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:07,
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That was the longest six hours of my life.*shivers*
( elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:08,
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well that was a short holiday... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:09,
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Aw! I was just getting settled into the bunker,oh well, nice pic, nice goatee! ;)
( ..wil,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:09,
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I've had many profound things to say in the last 6 hoursNow they are lost like blossom in the wind
Welcome back b3ta YBFM
(Welcome back b3ta YBFM
Shlvng,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:11,
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We're back!6 hours of lost time?
unexplained reason for disappearance?
You do realise people that we've all been abducted by Aliens.
/either that or the Illuminati have been chemtrailing again
(unexplained reason for disappearance?
You do realise people that we've all been abducted by Aliens.
/either that or the Illuminati have been chemtrailing again
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20,
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oh thank god, I got really confused. I couldn't log on for 10 minutes then when I was able there had been no posts for six hoursI thought the apocalypse had come and I was missing out!
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:23,
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Catnipppp getting revenge for last nights mockery HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:23,
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It could well be :)morning fella
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:26,
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i just saw some of that. I can't belive that my attempts at wrecking catnipppppp's bad statisticscounted for nothing. what a turd. Why didn't I get shopped? i feel even more isolated and alienated than I do normally.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:28,
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but we *love you babs*tolerate
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56,
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I'm looking forward to the new Star Trek film!
For obvious reasons.
the starship enterandwinaprize?i'm looking forward to it, too.
also, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(also, i'm off to bed. g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 0:52,
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I was looking forward to itBut then I saw it :'(
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Fri 8 May 2009, 9:11,
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