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# What could've been eh?

Edit: Must have, so apologies in advance :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I watched 'Meet the Spartans' the other day
it is some measures more confusing than Memento
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# May I STRONGLY recommend you steer clear of Superhero Movie then
there is but one, ONE laugh out loud joke, which is more to do with timing that the gag itself.
Oh Zucker, what happened to you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# heheh
it's not really my sort of film, it just happened to be on - and then I spent half an hour of it thinking "Is that *really* Sean Maguire?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You mean Krod Mandoon surely? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# As in Jerry Zucker?
He had nothing to do with that did he?

I refuse to believe that the mind behind Kentucky Fried Movie and Airplane could be behind that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# David Zucker
also part of the Airplane! team
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# imdb says you are a liar :P
However, going through it just reminded me of this awesome spoof film!

www.imdb.com/title/tt0116531/

Whatever happened to Tia Carrere?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# imdb doesn't lie...
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001878/
no. 3 - he was producer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Whatever ;)
Clearly my blindness is worsening :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# too much winking...
/damned typos...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# She's still chained up in my cellar
that reminds me, must get round to feeding her again
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# No! Cassandra!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
Oh wait, she is.

I really liked her in True Lies - mainly because she was a bad guy.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# A film called "Kentucky Fried Movie" doesn't sound like it has a mind behind it.
edit: from the quotes, this looks like the source of the "..film at 11" meme.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# Kentucky Fried Movie is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Whats most confusing is how it got made
fucking dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# it's confusingly awful
it's like the brainmunge of five 13-year-olds shot all at once
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ha h a ha!
Aceness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yes!
it would have been awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I think there would have been a sharp increase in cases of Tinitus if he been cast...
woo, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ta Stevie!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# That would make me want to watch that film.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:04, archived)
# He makes me moist
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# hahah what the hell?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# He's no David Palmer
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, but who is?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Jim Hogtree
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Or Morgan Freeman from that terrible film about an asteroid hitting the earth with a deep impact.
I think it was called "The day I out-ran a tidle wave uphill"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ON A SCOOTER
You can easily outrun tiddle waves with a scooter. Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# "RESPECT TO THE MAN IN THE ICE CREAM VAN!!!"
sorry, wrong kind of scooter
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha Though *narrows eyes*
I have a theory about scooter....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Go on...
*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# I am fairly (nay) almost certain that they are a sock puppet / side show
by either both or Caughty or Drummond from the KLF / JAMMs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
I thought you were going to say something like they are nazi supermen attempting to create the fourth reich through the medium of shit techno.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# well, I reckon thay they are well versed in the K foundation mythology :D
23 will be the number....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cracking expression :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Whoooohhhh!
How utterly bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# hahahaha
um... yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# haha what the fuck is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# \delurk



\relurk
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha top hatstandage
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I thought "Dumbing Down Superheroes" would make a good "Image Challenge"....Bindun?

Edit:- OOPS...(Sorry), i meant Maxshanly's POST (Apols to him)

www.b3ta.com/board/9456444




Inspired by Maxshanly.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hahahaha
So glad it's Bean and not Dodd... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# SIlly barb, everyone knows Dodd is Dredd
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Judge Dodd you say?
/fires up photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# while you're there
can you do Ken Dodd Nagasaki?

I tried and failed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I seem to recall someone did it already anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# surely thats bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# oh probably
I was only kidding anyway.

Dodd Day was so yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# They did that with Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Inspired by maxshanly
Kind of makes me feel like you think I am a dumbed down superhero.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Sorry bud.
"Edit" correction above.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# excellent!
its quite uncanny actually...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Hahhahaahha, odd, but he looks a bit like brendan fraiser, somehow....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# spunkerfied
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Spider-kakke???
:-D
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Agh
This is what my nightmares are made of
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:44, archived)
# "Don't go into the long grass!"
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# clever girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# must go faster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!"
"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't EAT the tourists."
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# ah ah ah! you didn't say the magic word!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# They move in herds...
They do move in herds...
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# My brother never gets tired of putting his face really close to mine and then saying that
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Sometimes for a laugh he just wispers
'Alan' but that's from one of the other films.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Your brother is awesome.
I will be starting to do this to my brother forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# I once nearly mowed over a slow worm in the long grass
It moved fucking fast then, I can tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I thought they were called Sloe Worms,
and that was what they made Sloe Gin out of....

Like the worms in Mesquite.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Don't think so
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_worm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I know.
I was being silly :(

Sloe Gin is made with Sloe Berries :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Aaaaaaghhhhh ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Sloe worms are made from sloe gin
and taste of happiness
(I helped save b3ta! The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I knew it was something like that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Nice reference
You think they're bad, wait 'till the Compies eat him.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Haha!
**clicks**

This genuinely made me laugh :D
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
Change it to raptors and email it to xkcd, you'll get him all paranoid.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Dinosaurs! Yes!
Woo
I've been invited to birmingham to discuss potential EngD projects :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# OH god don't talk to me about lawn mowing...
2 weeks ago, my lawnmower caught fire as it couldn't cope with the grass length. Last weekend a cordless drill caught fire in my living room while it was charging. I'm just waiting for the third thing now.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha Real lols!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Scary shit on the drill though
If i hadnt been in the room and acted fast, the whole house would have burned down
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# With 90% of my personal property being paper, and therefore KINDLING,
that's kinda my number one fear.

That and spiders.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I can't stop thinking about it and ive now resorted to unplugging everything bar the freezer when i go to work
If i hadn't seen it start in front of me, I could have been trapped in the living room while it burned away my WOODEN CLAD house (and i promise you i'm not joking on that).

*shivvers*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# are you some sort of DIY Robinson Crusoe?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# haha, pretty much. Think of me as Jacob from Lost and you're pretty much there
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
*FED EX*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# I've never seen Lost
the closest I can get is thinking of you as a lost Jacob's cracker - will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that'll do pig, that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
He shot his lawnmower
It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Eep.
*goes to check his currently-charging cordless drill*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha that sounds like something from The Simpsons
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# *pours cornflakes into bowl*
*bowl catches fire*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Just light a match to pre-empt it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Are you using a thicker crayon today...
this look a little darker?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# More lines, closer together.
Same nib thickness.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the girls
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I don't usually say anything.
Not much point after the Rohypnol kicks in.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:14, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# who are you talking to, Art?
that's some nice looking scenery work there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The talking cat, squirrel and penguin.
What? You can't see them?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# hillarity ensues
art vs the dinosaurs

*clk*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Make this an arc! Please!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It might as well be that
Periodic tables are so damned confusing, it's better to make it up.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# whuuuu?
The periodic table is simply laid out and makes perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Exactly,
And it is simple and beautiful because the Lord created it. I tell you, we'd all be fucked if it weren't for him!

*creationists*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
#
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/lookaroundyou/series1/periodic.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Wood
hahaha

I loved that show
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# \o/
proper office giggles at this
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# *has that printed out and stuck to wall*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Rd
Red
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Hahaha that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# hahahaha wine and beef
chemistry just got delicious :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# they are more frequent than occasional tables
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oof!
this is all kinds of ace

ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahaha
what drama have I missed?

someone posting willies?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Someone posted a picture of a bigger cunt than you*
*Unnecessarily harsh for comedic effect
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oh pictures of ladyparts?
damn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# HD Wallpaper-sized
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ARF!!
that's kinda funny trolling.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I wouldn't say so for people at work....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it's even funnier because they're supposed to be working*!!
*may be playing devil's advocate for tehlulz now.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# That's not like you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# It's totally out of character I know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:08, archived)
# NSFW LINK TO NASTY B3TARDS INDEX
TOTALLY NSF ANYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# *sips vermouth* J'apprécie
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# this really grapes my squildo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 20 May 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Jesus
Well, at least number four was under 100K
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# The second coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I'm still working on the first personally.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# pussies
mainly
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# bugger I hate missing a chance for a wank
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# There were willies too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9456567
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# i find them acceptable too. Although I get upset if their one is bigger than mine
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# So you get upset a lot then
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# watching porn, yes. I can't watch giant clit porn either.
amateur porn is fine however.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# i can't believe that you
of all missed this, what were you thinking, is your pronradar brokem?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# plants vs zombies is consuming me.
:(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Then I was naughty-stepped for alerting the mods and pushing the porn down the page
I DEMAND JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# What did you post?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# A text-only thread that went "WOOP WOOP" or something
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# yes. We all know that the b3ta way of dealing with trolls
is not to simply ignore them, like grown ups but to get all shouty and indignant and post threadwaste after threadwaste of pictures of kittens or text or nothing.

I want to see kitten pictures in a new thread less than I want to see a picture of a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# So b3ta abides by the maxim
that two wrongs don't make a right?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Just like a chinese couple!
/lacist.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# tanj baby.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# give me back my science you atomic burglar
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahafnium
somebody call the coppers
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! office lollage, you sod!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I always thought that Chromium seemed a bit sneaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Yeah, He's a real Hard Case too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:56, archived)
# It's chrominal
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# woo
nicely : ]
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D
Get him.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
what an appalling joke.

A Linus a-Pauling joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't be such a Bohr
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# And I thought I was king Faraday

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# i'm not geeky enough for this pun tennis
and i'm pretty fucking geeky. this makes me happy and sad at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Pasteur best are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# i wouldn't say i had a volting intellect

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Curie-ouser and Curie-ouser!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Pull the Ruther(ford) one
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# *desperately racks brains for another Rutherford pun demonstrating knowledge of two Rutherfords*
*fails*

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# ^ It was the man from uncle - he did it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:00, archived)
# is this spangable?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# chromium is a twat
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I'll take twelves!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# cyan pill or the magenta pill
the Gaytrix
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the cyan pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the magenta pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep your asshole goes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahahhahaha, there are not enough pans in the 'verse!
so what happened to "teh pron guy" earlier, i've only just got back in and missed the later fallout....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# he's your new daddy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# CHIPS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Don't forget Yellowide
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# And Quayside.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# huzzah
inverts cock colour
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Batman and Robin Chuckle
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I really have no idea what these people represent
I sometimes think I am the only person on b3ta who doesn't

All I know is:

They are called The Chuckle Brothers
They have a catchphrase "To you, to me"
They are ugly

I could wiki them, but I don't think it would be worth my time...?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:39, archived)
# IT'S "TO ME, TO YOU" NOT "TO YOU, TO ME"
JESUS CHRIST DIXON HOW COULD YOU GET THAT WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# OH FUCK NO WHAT HAVE I DONE
*claws at own face*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# This pearoast serves you right

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# MUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# That's kind of amazing
yet also the stuff of nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahahaha
i love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# hey I'm aussie. I don't know what a cucumber sandwich is.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# It's a whole cucumber in a hotdog bun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# wow
that sounds AMAZING O_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# with sauce?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Here you go
Enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# how jolly and quaint.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I think they sound terribly pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# that is seriously creepy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Embrace it
... now say, "I love it!"


Now it is serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Like a lot
It's very woosome
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# That horrific moment where instead of the heroic rescue....
the raping begins.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Feel the quality!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# where did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# the blunket from pans lab...
or am i seeing things or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# It didn't go anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# It!
of course
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# one of the scariest bits ever when i was a kid
the drain scene.... ooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaahahahaha
Blunkett's recommendation made me lol a bit of tea onto my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Make a claim
on your expenses form
don't forget to add a couple of zeros
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# That's ok
It's a brown shirt

Er, that doesn't sound right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Fascist!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# haha
ha har
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Christy! head memories are goooooo
I once had a very long and intense but meandering "under the influence" conversation about the concept of bulbs that cast darkness.... I bet it sounded like a total bunch of arse, but I recall getting into the idea quite deeply at the time :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Would need the opposite of a photon
Is there such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I think a photon is its own antiparticle.
Hang on, I'll ask one.
...
Wait! Come back!
...
*sigh* 's no good. You try?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I tried
but I ran out of breath. They're bloody fast
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# The quote makes this
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# send this to Viz
its very much like something they'd do
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Pffft
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# wheel barrow needs a service Gordon
.

aye alright, book it into the Porsche main dealer, claim two and a half grand
(Zoidaroid, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I thought that was a barrow full of bun cases.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Everyone needs a barrow full of bun cases for a pillow
Everyone needs a barrow full of bun cases
Everyone needs a barrow full of bun cases for a pillow
Everyone needs a barrow full of bun cases
Mine's on the 45.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# stick your head in those bun cases
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Beau?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
Beau Catnipppp
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Not enough saturation, scaling and gaussian blur
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Gordon Brown stole forty cakes
that's as many as four tens


and that's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hahaha what?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:32, archived)
# He did it when no one was looking
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# How fuckin lardy is that first soldier on the left???
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Business was slow...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# : D
wooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha
Si boss - iss time for fiesta yes?

This isn't the time for a party Manuel - we've got that Ford to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# He he
He could fix cars by giving them A DAM GOOD THRASHING
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Manuel
i thought it was an automatic
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# badumtish!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ha ha ha
on those trays!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Nice
Have a man in a hat
(Squid Bunty, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# :)
you're too good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Why bless you Toastie!
*Beams big smile* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Why is it always Ashfingers? 'Noon all!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# >--<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ?

UNSUBSCRIBE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# wat
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# !

* parp


** what happens if i use two asterisks

~ ** * * OH SHIT HELP * * * * ~
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# ARGH NO WHAT IS HAPPENING
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# That's what she said
* parp
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:36, archived)
# International type like Wobbly Bloke day!
 
* I don't think anyone would make any sense to anyone now
 
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# HAHAHA

*I don't pay much enough attention to Wobbly Bloke to know what he types how like enough sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ^what she said

*parp
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hay kebab

*poop
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# LEAVE WOBBLY ALONE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:12, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:50, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:14, archived)
# FLAME ON
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# SHIT THE RAIn
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# That made me feel a bit queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Haha sorry
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's ... Superchuckle!
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Man that's disturbing!
Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahaha oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# he's the happiest superhero ever
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# THIS is actually a good idea for "Image Challenge".......
....Unless "Dumbing Down Superheroes" has already bindun.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# queen with nothing but may


thats ma lot
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# stick it in in the same post as below
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# (too late now -- don't delete!)
DefyingDarwin: take a butchers at this useful Do's / Don't's checklist. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# You could have posted this in your previous thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# The boy he fell over
he dead

dead, mon
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# him fall face first in de dirt
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# why'de do, mon, why?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# him wanted fi see the ground close-style
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# he crazy! crazy bastard crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# That's fab!
Woke up and put his knees on backwards -- poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# thats more or less what happened to one of my legs...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# We frown upon this sort of thing
FROWN

with furrowed brows

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# yes apologies for split threading
brain not owrking well this morning and have to go into work meeting
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# awwww poor wee brain
just hide at the back,slouched
low in your seat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# i'm supposed to be taking the meeting
and i can barely talk...i think i have had some kind of stroke and not in a good way...right "breathes deeply" makes motions to go towards conference room
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Fuck
good luck old chap, stiff upper lip and all that
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# yes

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# queen with all the freddies


posting one more in a sec xx
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# haha
2nd from right looks like borat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# aaargh
my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# whats that 118 118?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Top Trumps: 2009
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Please tell me that you work for a top-level think tank
and that all this creativity isn't _just_ being pissed away on b3ta :)

M
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I wish!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# it's only a matter of time...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# poing
was a chooon
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's actually a really good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# ^this. it really is. perfect for wearers of the "geek pie"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKS6ShrGrog
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# that will be real within a week
Trademark it quickly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# iPod Showdown! (as top trumps will just confuse the furrin types)
A game for 2 to 4 players

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I bet the last remaining mp3 will be Star Trekkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# stephan dennis too
any fa cup related footy song
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Star Trekkin!
Just think of the BPM it hits towards the end!
(LittleKitty, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a great post to see when turning up on the board. Cheered me right up that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I'd market that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# haha, amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Great stuff
Reminds me of micro machines V3, it had a similar thing where you'd gamble your hard earned cars in two player
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 20 May 2009, 8:13, archived)
# congrats on the front page
I hate to be a spoil sport... but did you notice the typo ? You seem to have combined two sentences here :
"PodTrumps selects a random mp3 is from each of the ipods"

clicked btw :)
(Orchid WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!, Wed 20 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I always add
an unneccessary "is" for good luck is.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I don't like much to gamble, but this is ace :D
*clicks*
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Wed 20 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Genius
Would definitely buy this ... although I've just bought a Karma Chameleon phone off of that eBay so perhaps I'm not the toughest demographic* to crack.

* mad shopaholic cat lady
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Wed 20 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# The Ultimate Poing Collection
mauricesteenbergen.com/public/2009/ultimate-poing-collection/

I am tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 20 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# BOOK
I buy very much, yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 20 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Ace!
Very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing
Poing Poing
Poing Poing Poing
Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing
Poing Poing
Poing Poing Poing
Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing Poing

Fuck. I thought I had blocked that one out forever.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# I am so sorry...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I am still outraged.
At least the troll has gone.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yeah, he had terrible taste in porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Outraged that I was naughty stepped for a text only post on /board to push down the troll
WHICH ISN'T EVEN A RULE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# were you?
hahaha


is it still the picture of the kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Biggest What the fuck moment of my life.
I screengrabbed it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# why is your signature so?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# YOU SICKEN ME MODS.
WHY NOT NAUGHTYSTEP ME AGAIN -

LOOK MY POST IS OFF TOPIC AND DOESN'T HAVE A PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *naughty steps
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Should've put it in off topic then
maybe that's why they naughty stepped you ,)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# maybe the they were overcome by the throbbing power of the mighty naughty step
that kind of thing can change a guy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# You're such a badass
A true rebel against society!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Ha!
For the delicious frisson of schadenfreude, HermioneWormy, praps they're just trolling you, just a little?
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# FUCK YOU, THEM, EVERYONE
I HATE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# *checks*
yep - it's still there...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_dodd#Personal_life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha... FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# this is literally the most obscure thing i've ever seen.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# That dog is now fully grown
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Poor Dog..
Imagine waking up next to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# have you noticed how dog's mouths look like...
...actually never mind
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# The mouths of dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# good afternoon b3ta
I am greatly enjoying the worthless plastic tat from ebay that I ordered.

what are you enjoying today?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# my life going down the drain
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# hahaha!
I laugh, because my life already reached the sewer

with the tantalisingly off limits spectacular tomato plants.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# not a response I was expecting
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# unexpected juicy ripe tomato
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# *Thinks*
*thinks some more*

Nope, not currently enjoying anything much. This pasta pot from Tesco is horrible.

Edit: Tell a lie, I am now enjoying a packet of Wotsits
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# yay for wotsits!
boo to tesco simulated instant pasta

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Wotsits are the scientifically-proven cure for hyperactive crocodiles
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# eugh
orange mouldy poos
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 3 sexy new temps
in our office
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# photo or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# oh my!
But I don't think you're allowed to sex them in the office

or are you, I don't know!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# not feeling as ill as yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# by tomorrow you might be feeling great!
providing you aren't suddenly negatively affected by this recession

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Chicken Pasta Salad & Real Ale

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# nom!
I just had an ethnic scrambled egg sandwich

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Tomorrow... I will be having Pork-Pie and Real Ale!



(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:19, archived)
# yaaays
That sounds like and ACE lunch
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I want a pork pie now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# "Spot the Balls" competition

the first of many, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Is a brown out
when the camera gets soiled in a scat film?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ha!
"cut, cut cut!"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# actually
it is a drop in power, rather than a power cut

correct but unfunny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I knew this,
but as you say . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Mmm!
Slaty joy!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I missed all the NSFW fun down below
I'm quite dissapointed in a way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# ah it was crap
we got a mimsy and some gay stuff,it was boring.
i'd like to meet a really inventive troll
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# compo idea?
actually there have been some fun ones in the past

can't remeber names though, but there was one who kept posting pics of some bloke called Colin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# oh yeh.....back in the day when trolls were made of better stuff
-reminisces-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Crackycol
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# YES!
hahaha

209.85.229.132/search?q=cache:lvIaCW48bQMJ:www.b3ta.com/board/6066255+crackycol&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

and his alter ego Stemill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *looks*
*looks again*

Nope, not a pair between them
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# "nice pen"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# oh look. Yet another gif by you
that's 50% too big. You just don't give a fuck do you?

whilst the mods are around cleaning up porn, they ought to have a go at linking your massive gifs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# You are absolutley right of course.
I don't give a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# They're down there
v
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Actually, no they're not.
Stealth moddage.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# I got some election leaflets through the door today
All lunatic fringe with no hopes of election. BNP, UKIP, Scottish Labour...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# got, got, need
I got one from the Christian Alliance
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I'll swap you for a "Natural law" party
It's got rainbows and yogic flying
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# and the best beards
outside of the Greens
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Has anyone made an election-leaflet Bingo game yet?
Edit : From the Scottish Labour leaflet :

"It's Gordon Brown's leadership that will get us through these tough times. Labour is the only party on the side of hard working families, standing up for Scottish people nationally and in Europe."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I dont know whether to laugh or cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Any party at all making that claim
would be decidedly spurious these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# ha!
"hard working families" = tax-dodging oligarchs
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# boaster
I've had the Tories, the BNP and the Lib Dems
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
# slag
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# the BNP sucked the most
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Blowjob Nation Party?
*Signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# haha
there was a great Charlie Brooker article in the Grauniad yesterday on the BNP ad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I liked the nationalist blog he linked to which was criticising that BNP article he wrote.
leejohnbarnes.blogspot.com/2009/05/charlie-brooker-rockabilly-dickhead.html

I especially liked the way they called him a rockabilly dickhead, ahaha
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# hahah jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# *votes Rooney*
the BBC report on the world cup bid quoted an FA official saying "this time we need to be humble" as apparently the last bid didn't get foreign support as the slogan was "football's coming home" then three paragraphs down it quotes Gordon saying "England is the home of football". The Plank.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# haha
it must have riled him to say that

mind you, "Stark's Park is the home of football" doesn't sound quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I never realised Alex James
played for Raith and Preston before playing bass in Blur
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6160907

;)
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# pretty bizarre...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Look at the little fella!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# well, tell the mods to do something then
and we won't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# If you do not like him, ignore him.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I did
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
#
we can all deal with it in our own little ways
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Yes, but all the ways which are not filling the board with pictures of kittens are optional.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Ooooo
out with the handbags mister
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# It's nice to see this kind bollocks
stretches the whole width of B3ta, and isn't only the domain of /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Oh not at all
It's universal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# this makes me a happy jenpots
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Well.....
I did see a few pussies....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# *sounds the "All Clear" siren*
Looks like it's safe to leave the bunker...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# This is ok for people who are already on the board
But posting kittens etc to get rid of the porn will protect people who have just looked at the board for the first time today
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Indeed
I'm sure most on here would rather lose their posts on the board than lose someone their job?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm quite touched that he is going to the trouble of hosting the images at cr3ation
Rather than hotlinking. At least he's getting one rule right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# There should be a "Report this to mods" button next to posts
Something that sounds a big red klaxon in Rob's office or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# You mean like the Richard Branson / Prince proximity alarm?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Yes,
but I think we all know what Rob is doing with his red klaxxon at the moment don't we?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# "Awooga! Awooga! This is not a daffodil!"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Its a daffodildo?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That there is a hippy sex aid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
Ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I knew he was a nice chap
but that Brad Pitt takes it to a whole new level doesn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Magenta alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# I think cr3 mentioned a non-b3ta way to alert him that the sky is falling.
Ah yes:
  "anything at cr3ation dot cow dot uk will get to me"
Should be in the FAQ perhaps!
Edit: removed plaintext email address
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I have emailed he and rob.
Nothing.

Do they have lives?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Someone's deleted them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Their lives?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Have you already written to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# No, not yet.
Please do, someone!
EDIT: Durrr, Pedantichrist says he has emailed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Sorry, can't easily send email right now.
I really should set that up... (It's very 20th Century though).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is now a good time to whip out my favourite pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# this is the best idea for the past half hour
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I managed to convince my boss that he wants to make me tea
All I need now are biscuits and the world is complete
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Will this do?


Having ignored the relevant idiot I assume I am safe to turn images back on... any thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Oh my word
That is awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Yes.
He has not has his images modded yet though.

Nice image, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Edit - this has now changed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Thanks for the info.
Our rules on gross misconduct are rather severe in such situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I think he has been smited with the hammer of Bann
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# \o/
All is right with the world.

Images are now safe, the threads have been removed
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# that is simply wonderful
butterbeans go in here... breadcrumbs in here...
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I love this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Yep.... I'm off to boil the kettle
AND SHOUT AT THE BLOODY STARLINGS TO STOP EATING THE ROBIN FOOD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# birds don't have ears, you know
that's why ostriches do that thing with sand
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Starlings are robins too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# No they are not
They are greedy argumantative little bleeders who have a lully big feeder full of nuts JUST FOR THEM! Which they are ignoring in favour of the robin food
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# what constitutes specific robin food?
I noticed magpies trying to acrobatically steal lard yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# RACIST
how far down is safe to scroll?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Good plan.
It's crap when it threadrushes - I know he's a cunt, but hiding, adblocking or ignoring him works well and doesn't ruin the board for those who already have done so.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# This is the best Cock Tuesday ever
I predict the troll will disappear about NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I agree with you for once
Adblock, hide, ignore - there's plenty of options other than wasting threads "to push it down".
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I think it might be The Goat's revenge for being banned.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:27, archived)
# he did come back though :)
as far as I'm aware he is still about, albeit under a new name
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Does he still post the same stuff?
Or has he passed the torch to Catnippp?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# he posts the same sort of stuff, but in a 'lite' version
he was hoping to come back for the lighter side of things, and looked to be doing ok on it.
This being said, haven't seen him around in a little while
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# The "Capra aegagrus hircus" related name did raise my suspicions for a moment
but I am sure he was not that petty
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Aye, credit where credit's due I do think the Goat would troll a bit more intelligently if he were to do so.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
EDIT: I was naughty stepped for this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Woop Woop
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# woop
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# WOOP?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Fuck, my 100th post was this:-
www.b3ta.com/board/9456239

Damn you Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# whooop
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:23, archived)
# poop poop
poop
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# we haven't had such a basic, boring trollin' in quite a while
people tend to be a bit smarter with trolling here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# might as well use this thread to roast some stuff. Have the family Trek series to date, more to follow later tonight...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I say
they are rather good sir
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Stewie's hand looks backwards
All the same, outstanding work mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:26, archived)
# your right
you've ruined it for me : (
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I think it's because the fingers are slightly bent towards the rear
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# you need to redo stewie, he just looks wrong. particularly the arms and hands.
i assume that's because you didn't trace that one? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# chuffing grand!
T-Shirt money-making idea if ever I saw one.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I think these are brilliant.
Not sure why people are being cruel about them....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# great stuff!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 20 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# I'd sing along but I don't know the LYRICS
(Sorry)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)
# wooooooooop
just thought it would feel good to type that... I feel hollow now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# pron tatstic tuesday


all clear
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

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