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WOOF!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

*looks for a horse*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

Try the stable in the top left.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

Tell me chundo chundo chunndooooo

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

CHUNDO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

heheh - subtle. I counted sixteen:

do I get a prize?

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:10, archived)

I dunno, I lost count on how many I put in there!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

d'oh!

*awards self prize anyway*

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)

do i get a prize for seeing a dog?

or should i up my medication/stop self medicating?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:53, archived)

up the dose until you see

a moose.

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

Mofaha is a ROTTER. This is his 'Super Spring Collection' exposed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

it wasn't made to last

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

it's ok, it's just a fad anyway

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

racist

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

Totally.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SUPER SPRING COLLECTION JOKE THAT MAKES ME HATE YOU ALL GODDAMIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

See this is the bit I don't get

Fall fashions was funny because it's called Autumn and not Fall but they were falling over.

We call it Spring anyway and they aren't springing and it's the middle of Spring over here so I just don't get the joke.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

I thought I could count on you for support in this gronkpan.

I can't tell you how disappointed I am.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

I just got out of bed to ask:

when can we see your Super Spring Collections?
I haven't been around much lately, so I really hope I haven't missed it/them.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

Oh never mind, I see you already posted it.

What a crushing disappointment. I probably won't be coming back here any more.

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4Q just lurking, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

HOW I LONG FOR THE HALCYON DAYS OF MY FALL FASHIONS JOKE

when it seemed as if nothing could ever go wrong.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

But it's the middle of October which means we're in the second month of spring

and it's not called Autumn like Fall is.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

but, but the leaves fall off the trees all year round here

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

gronkpan I want to ask you, seriously

you were the one who predicted that if I posted my unique type of fall fashions joke really a lot it would gain in popularity. AND HOW RIGHT YOU WERE. IT WAS A RUNAWAY SUCCESS!!!
So tell me, do you think that if thoroughly explain my type of Super Spring Fashions joke it may start to gain credibility?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

Yes mofaha I believe that this joke with become a runaway success if you explain it each time it is mentioned.

It's not funny because it's not called Autumn like Fall is. It's funny for the opposite of that.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)

If you want to use that last bit as an endorsement I am ok with that

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)

I WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT MOFAHA

YOU TELL 'EM!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)

THIS IS BULLSHIT

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

also, i herad a rumor that moggy is actually mofaha

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

mofaha thought it was me

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

ha ha, srsly?

I know it's a regular, i just cant determine who

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

On an unrelated note I think that mofaha has stormed off after your terrible springs post.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

I have.

I'm fucking livid.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

Yeah

I told him he should take it as a compliment. He's one of the few people I could think of who could pull off something so elaborate.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

You forgot that I can't draw

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

Those pics could easily be put together from bits found on deviant art.

That would be part of the evil genius of the thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

Most of my trolling these days involves telling people that I am a successful business

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

Wate... you mean you're not?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

Of course I am

That's why it's trolling

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

I really hope 'moggy' is a regular having a laugh

because it would be a trolling of byzantine complexity and cunning.

But I suspect he's just a mid-thirties 'otaku' still living with his parents...oh well.

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

These springs are far from super

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:12, archived)

I dont know if I did the right thing -- I just thought everyone should know

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

SPRING IS RUINED

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)

Those springs are rubbish springs

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Shlvng, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

indeed -- these are certainly of inferior quality

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

Shut up.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

you never tell me how you love me :(

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

My Super Spring Fashions joke is in tatters. I hope you're satisfied.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

This is the correct assessment of these springs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)

Rubbish!

Spring is all fresh and new. Not old rust and dead weeds.
Put a plastic flower on it or something or it won't sell.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

if it was my boss selling these, she would have her husband spray them with clearcoat and sell them as new

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

Some of those springs

look dangerously underweight.

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

always got my finger on the pulse for popular culture references, me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

one of these things just doesnt belong

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

whoa, nice tits

and bollocks

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

Yeah right

The reality is you like drawing norks.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

HELLO THAR!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

ooo!

saucy.

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

Titanic tits

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)

still would

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)

"Echo Station 3T8 We have spotted Imperial Walkers"

My friend decided to treat his pet AT-AT to a Halloween Costume....

(CaptainMaak, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

you all got me out of bed to see this?!?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

haha!

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

HAHA

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

Needs more sick

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

fuck

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

pffft!

excellent.

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enceladus, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

Hahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

Clicky

DE-RIS

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)

Ice cream is NSFW now?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

Actually, it's harder core than that!

It's BEER!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

She's wondering how long she can get away with it

before someone notices the vacuum has stuck her tongue to the bottle

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

i think you mean 'thtuck'

...hope that helps

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

fake and gay

it was a cawck!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

She's using her tongue as a cawk

Is that what you mean?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

bung plug. ROFLMAO!!!1!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

yeeaaaaaahhhhh...

it gets all over the keyboard.

oh hey, this whole thing reminds me of a joke.

There's this penguin driving around, and noticed his engine starting to overheat...

kiplange.com/2011/06/and-now-a-dirty-penguin-joke.html

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

Lucky seal!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

MINDFUCK

Also, we must never forget those epic moments: www.b3ta.com/board/9457887

and this: www.b3ta.com/board/9480968

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

HAHAHA OH WOW

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

Hahaha

Now animate it

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)

i think it is time for me to die

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

ARGH!

You ruined my mind!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

I, for one, am simply glad

I didn't have a mouthful of tea or such when I saw that...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

OH FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

"Echo Station 3T8 We have spotted Imperial Walkers"

My friend decided to treat his pet Greyhound to a Halloween Costume....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

Someone has just posted this same picture in my facebook.

Unless it was you, cock off.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

Your friend is Katie Mello, animator of the film Coraline?

Is she a man now?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2047830/The-Greyhound-Strikes-Back-artist-creates-Star-Wars-At-At-suit-pet.html

Consider your balls busted for no apparent reason, stranger

(CaptainMaak, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

OOOF!

It appears I have been fooled!

Apologies!

Nothing to see here, move along....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

or rather, failed at fooling us

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

If you say so chief....

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Rattlehead is the chief

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

BACK TO FUCKING WORK!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

Fucking is such hard work...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)

I blame your friend

For taking credit, instead of just saying "look at this funny picture".

Tantamount to warning all your friends about the leaked facebook pricing structure.

You should totally deef that guy.

(CaptainMaak, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

yeah no

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

i can see her curly hair

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

Hey can you please change your username to chundo so I can sing the song in my head

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

TO FAQ

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Hahaha!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

if you're ever in doubt of a picture's authenticity

check tineye.com

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

Despite searching >2 billion images, tineye found nowt

www.tineye.com/search/ada291cf0214d4d60a660a14477da96bc7b90aac/

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Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

WAILAAPOADYFONTI?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

This is great!

:-)

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splorp ®, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 9:30, archived)

Thank you

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:19, archived)

You're a bit shit, aren't you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

Go on then

~~What about Super Spring Collections?~~
Fine, don't tell me!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

Goddamit I was too late to respond :(

Pedro's ruined it all now anyway.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

Just one more thing

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

HA HA HA

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

My wife loves your Falk Fashions.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

thanks

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

disco

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

cuntdisco

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

Hahaha

rapidly growing in popularity

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Rapidly.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

you never tell me you love me

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

THIS IS THE TYPE OF FALK FASHIONS JOKE I LIKE

ASK ME ABOUT SUPER SPRING COLLECTIONS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

THANKS

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

this was the first thing i thought of

when i saw this
incidentally, it appears that the original pbase image has been deleted :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

the whole account has gone :(

But at least Freebase lives on in his name.

www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=thestateforbidsme

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/archive/38452/

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

It will always live on if we can remember

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Good thing I saved the whole lot of freebase pics in my pc

Though I missed flanbase and the others.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

hahaha. Epic!

Have a Spazz Oscar

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

haha:D

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

I fucking love Freebase!

double click yes!

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lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)

oh my god

this is a thing of true beauty

one of these days i'm gonna get you to zip up all the original pics and chuck them on some filehost so i can get them all

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boris the spider, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:02, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

some pages are archived

wayback.archive.org/web/*/http://www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

I have no idea why I just did this.

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Shopped pictures only please..

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

i can think of a reason

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

Indeed

It's good to keep it flexible

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

That's about right

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

I was laughing until I saw it move

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

when he opens his mouth shit comes out?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

Simon Cloaca

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

Nicely...

bleached.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

The X-Sphincter

Edit: Eeek! It animates!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

i'm pretty sure he's still a sphincter

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

Sphincter trivia

The word sphincter doesn't just refer to the anus, it just refers to the type of muscle (basically a circular contracting one). We have sphincters in our throats, our eyes and many other places. Even the bottom itself has two.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Good to know.

*bokes a little bit of poo*

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

some of that i knew, some i didn't

i'm learneding!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

I've had sphincters all over my body

true story.

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

Orbicularis occuli

Salmon tacos are great!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

I had tuna tacos yesterday

with onion, courgette and soft cheese. Mmmmmmmm.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Yay!

I think all replies should be in the form of links. Also, good cheddar cheese is important.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

I would have added cheddar, but I'd already had a rather cheese-orientated day

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

I love that! Kittins and everything.

I have had a mostly non-cheese oriented day. And cannot come up with anything quite as cute as your video.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

I find Har Mar overwhelmingly attractive

The fact he likes kittens is just a bonus. And your electro-tinged new wave is worthy linkage.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

They're so happy.

All of my music is heavy. I'm going to do some research on happy music. I'm not sure how this is going to work out.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

It's not often you see a fat punk, is it?

This was going to be my next choice for you (very not happy)
but after your last post, here's some happy music too.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

Thatr's TOO happy.

Argh, I couldn't find the studio version of this. But any tune with the lyrics "She smiled at me, so I flipped her off", has to be good.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

You know a lot about sphincters.

Why?

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Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

I know everything

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Why do some of my Dad's eyebrow hairs grow much much longer than the others?

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Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

It's caused by the sphincters in his eyes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

thought so

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Shlvng, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

I'm sure you had the source image handy.

That's VILE. AAAAARRRRGHH

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Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

I had one of them handy, yes...

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Instantly reminded me of this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfUqrAkURU

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Hahahahahaha...

Now I want to go back and add an emerging shit.

(

dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

hahaha...beautiful

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Sorry but....lmfao!

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

That is totally becoming my new party trick

(

Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

*crosses H.O.Charles off invite list*

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Oh, stuff a sock in it!

(

Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

or a teatowel

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

hahaha

oh the image in my head...

(

dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

let it out, man, let it out!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

....

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

arf!

he's eating a j cloth!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

He's eaten worse things...

*coughsinnitacough*

(

dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

eeeewwww

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

I'm not using that on my dishes

(

Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

to improve him

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

O HAI

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

HAI

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

Bwahahaha.

I used to work with Dr Fox. Would it alarm you to learn that he's a complete cunt?

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

He's not even a real doctor!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

I gather he's not a fox either!

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

However, he's a leading authority on genetics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye#Paedophilia_special_.282001.29

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

He's certainly orange enough.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

But not nearly vulpine enough

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

oh that poor cat

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

It's

A fox.

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

poor catfox

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

well, if there's any place for this pea, it's in this thread.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

at least it's clean

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

externally.

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

I know I've watched far too much porn

when I can tell that, that is a woman's anus.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

Do you dare

put your mouth where your money is?

(

dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

What about anus where my mouth is?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

I once had a French Impressionist painting that I lacked room for

so I placed it where I usually keep the foam mat, beside my computer.

I put my Monet where my mouse is.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

I don't think anus

have a sex...

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..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

that one has,

and too much at that.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

And possibly

a fist or two. Simultaneously.

Possibly gave 'em a round of applause while up there...

(

..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

You could at least have found a less abused looking one.

Looks like they've had to tie a knot in it to keep their insides in.

(

..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Sorry

Louis Walsh was the only one available as such short notice.

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dogbomb, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

Whoever he/she is

it's seen a bit too much action!

(

..wil, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Maybe her bowel had just grow

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Anus horribilis.

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Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

This is starting to get in my nerves.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

bleached even!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

Ho ho ho...

Apologies, a wee bit sizeable... (editttted - thanks HappyToast!)

(jammietarts ..., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

ha ha

I like that.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

but where's the green giant?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

i accidentally liked your comment

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaaan!

it's normal, i am fabulous, after all!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

haha yep.

how's it going?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

not bad, ta

it's my birthday next saturday, so i'll be partying up a storm!
how are you doing?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

awesome thanks! just got a new house - top floor of the building, we have the whole floor.

we called our internet "Penthouse"

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

oooo, very swank!

i've nearly got enough saved for the 2 tattoos i want to get as a birthday present to myself :)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)

awesome! what of? mavis cruet and jabba the hutt?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

nope

angel on my left shoulder, devil on my right.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

well i like it

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

you better :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

hahahahaha

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

That is EPIC

and full of WOO

clicked muchly :)

Edit: to get the size down... make the main bulk of the comic a separate image... and the gif a gif on its own. ALSO: scanlines.

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arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

Cheers!

Would have edited earlier, but got trapped into bad football for the past 2 hours...

Now edited.

(jammietarts ..., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Princess Bride is always welcomed here

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

pfff

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

Alabama's wang is hanging out

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

you're thinking of florida

that's america's wang

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

There is something nice about the phrase 'Alabama's Wang'.

And I've decided that should I put a band together again, it'll be called Paris Vipers.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Woo!

(

BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

:D brilliant

but as they said, split the animated bit off, save the top section as a jpg
part 1 www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/inigo0.jpg
part 2 www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/inigo1.gif

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

You are a gentleman and a scholar!

Thank you sir - edited.

(jammietarts ..., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

I'm going to sneak this in here.

was going to gif it, but decided that massive top-hatted sausages were probably enough even, if a little inert.

(Turtlecrumpets, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

haha!

also: alright dudes?

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

See you next month

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

hurrah!!!

And it was on Channel 5 not 2 weeks ago....for once I actually enjoyed watching Channel 5.

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

top work!!!

(

lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)

click to disturb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)

Well, I expected a lot of things (even a Spanish inquisition), but...

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

^ What she said...

It looks like he may be doing some research for tomorrow???

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

oh my!

I just Googled her name with safe search off

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

(o)(o)

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

*Googles* Oh my... *drops many monocles*

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Good old isohunt...

She wolf of the SS is there and quite well seeded...
speaking of well seeded, excuse me...

(

tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

can`t wait to see next installment of wank

this is wank
I love wank :D

(

Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

don't get your hopes up

i've already run out of ideas

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)

A bear cage with a pterodactyl bumming a bear with glasses.

Or has that been done?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

*inspired*

they'll probably all just end up as freebase and flan fucking in a van

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

If in doubt, unleash the FUCK :D

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

nothin like a wank for inspiration, man

down trou

(

Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

hahaha

very good, I'm liking these : )
kerlik

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)

thanks

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

Hahahahaha! Blimey...

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

hahahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

kermit mit mit mit schwanz

(

Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

foz and ker mit popular expose jape

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

jocular jap eye japage

(

Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

HAHAHA!

I smell bacons...

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

that's just your thighs chafing

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

phwoar!!! i bet that tastes salty :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

oh my

in my head now and won't go

(

spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

haha look at the cocker on him!

(

lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Wed 12 Oct 2011, 2:40, archived)

oh you bad bad bad boy!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

AHAHAHAHA!

I love you :)

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

eeeeewww!

pink knickers? has he no shame?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

I knew it!

I don't like this music, but it has b3ta appropriate content. And a dinosaur.

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

Stop motion!

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)

that's so good!

(

mozza, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

lovely serieseses

(

arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

Brilliant

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

der-ris news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15263246.stm

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

doesn't he normally use coloured crayons?

;)

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

there is a financial crisis you know!

(

The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

Perhaps he ate them

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)

Top crossing.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

Pub tiem

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

arf!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

Why is it always ringing in your posts?

EDIT: Woo!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

Pedantic..

..but, what does desinsitised noses mean?
are they absolved of their wrongdoings?

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

That is the bit of the picture you don't understand...?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

Australian desensitised noses?

As in "Strewth Sheila, your so sinsitive"

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

Or this, obviously.

As Bill Bryson points out, if it were not for our Antipodean cousins, we would think that Emma Chuzzit were a quaint Dickensian character, as opposed to an enquiry as to what the price is.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

Have you read Afferbeck Lauder's Let Stalk Strine?

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

It means desensitised

when one has a cold.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

like not humanist

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

venn is a dragon

not a dragon?

(

enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

Alaska!

Right - it really is fucking pub tiem now. I've had a shit day.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

that dinosaurs got wings

SHENANIGANS!!!

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

so does this one

(

Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

That looks like a turd flashing at women

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

hahaha

(

mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

I'm sensing some kind of Spirograph/Spyro the Dragon conspiracy.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

Today's attempt to learn some new photoshop techniques

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Ooo thass all a bit gert lush inner!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

ooo...nice colours.

Very atmospheric.

(

enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

I like this

Is this one of those tutorials off FB?

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

I'd live there.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

love the colours

(

FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

Very nice indeed

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

Want to write some smutty words and see them in a video?

I need to come up with a selection of rude sounding signs for the background of a video.
Short and to the point like a web pop-up or porn shop sign.
Try and avoid actual swears, comedy euphemisms a bonus.
Any suggestions?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

TOAD IN THE HOLE

Hot sausage in batter

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

hahahaha, bingo

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

West Country casserole...

...hot sausage in cider?

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

BUTTERED PARSNIPS

edit: I think I'm hungry

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

what will you do for a

CHOCCY BICCY!!

edit - roll me in flour and find the dampspot!

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

Isn't that a Tinie Tempah lyric?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

umm.

I hope not, just reminds me of that joke where the spastics hiding in the wardrobe

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

Phwoar!

WHen do they break out the basters?

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

pirate shop.

I always used to read private shop as pirate shop as a youngster.,. and imagined a secretive world filled of pirate fun times.

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arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

Filth Peddlar

off road mountain bikes

(

arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

Tesco Extra

(

arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

Mrs. Palm's

Ham Shanks.

(

arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

that----v

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

BIG BAPS

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

Southampton has

a 'Nice Baps' sandwich bar.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

So does Salford :)

EDIT: I mean, Salford has a Big Baps.

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

ALL THE CLAM YOU CAN EAT!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

how about the classic

Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear

(

h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

SOPPING WET TUNNELS: Underground painting company

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

hahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

VISIT THE YORKSHIRE WOLDS

go to www.mywetwang.com

(

enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

Hot flange action

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)

the pink closet.

mussle beach

Kebab shop
guaranteed badly packed!

(

arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

Listen while I eat my tea.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

MEAT HANDLERS

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

MOURNING GLORY Funeral Services.

A bit too dark?

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

FRENCH FANCY

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

COR!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

Go on, you know you want to :)

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

Phwoar!

I bet that tastes salty...
:D

(

Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

\o/

(

Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)

CAT HERDING

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

BEEF. CURTAINS

Butcher. Haberdasher

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

SELF-SERVICE HOES

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

I liked the luxury clothing store on Family Guy last night:

'Britches and Hose'.

(

joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

CLEVELAND: Steamer Company

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

cheers, some of them will do

the rest of you lot were rubbish ;P

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

I'm just warming up

I've got 8 more minutes before I fuck off.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

Moist Wipes

Large Brown Baps, Tight Banjo Strings and Creamed Prawns

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

MODEL

town, new in

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

BUM FUN

Hobo playground

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

JAM YOUR HEAD IN MY FUCKING CUNT

Tourette's Society

(

Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)

DISGUSTING!

*clicks*

(

Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

Barely legal smelgeing

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

SINK MY SHAFT

Borehole specialist

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

HAND JOB

Self-service car wash

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

SOAPY TITS

Aviary Grooming Parlour

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

HOT FLUFF

CHEESY RIM
MOIST BUNS
WET FLAPS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

I'M SOPPING WET

AS I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET THE ROOF REPAIRED.

MY PIPES NEED CLEANING
16TH CENTURY CHURCH ORGAN IN NEED OF RENOVATION

PUMP ME HARD
AND OTHER TYRE INFLATING STORIES.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

LADY GARDENer available

Apply within

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

Mr Toast

I do believe Mr Dave The Hat could give you the odd suggestion or two hundred

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

Sopping wet rug

you need a rug doctor

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

FILL ME IN

Application Specialists

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

SELF SERVICE

Cash & Carry

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

GET IT IN

Shoe Horns.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

COME FROM A BROKEN HOME?

I'LL POLYFILLA YOUR CRACK

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)

Cream Pies for sale

.
Outsized jugs for an outsized thirst.

Fun pillows
All colours available.

Bush patrol in progress.

Special offer!
Pearl necklaces from 22 pounds.

Spit roast
15 pounds per person

Snatch
the best bargains here.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

'Happy Ending'

Children's Library.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

I like this

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

I was a bit worried it cuts too close to the line... ;D

Hardcore
And Gravel Deliveries

Mature Housewive's
Choice Fine Cheddar.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

Signs... with inuendo? Manchester has that covered.

a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/198466_10150170174892780_597692779_8387811_1067091_n.jpg

(B3ta-Ethics Anyone seen Cidney?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)

IN YOUR ENDO,

BEATING YOUR RICHARD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Open Crotch Sheds

Tasselled Wing-Nut Action

Well-Hung Pelmet

Bard my Rogue!
XXX Dual-Class Role-Play Action

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Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

SUPER CRAPPY FUN!

Doh, I'm too late.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)

Polish my spark plugs

Rummage through my cabbage

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

Hot Steaming Roadkill

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Just buy Framley Examiner.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Canal Street

but with the neon bulbs for the C and the S on the blink

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thistle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

SHOVE IT UP MY CLUNGE!

Am I doing it right?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

BORED HOUSEWIVES

watching telly

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

rear parking available

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s-drop take it to the bridge, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

I've just picked him up and he's got the right fucking hump...

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Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

Wow!

That is all kinds of awesome

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

is that the image from Turok Evolution?

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

Yup

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Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

thought I recognised it :)

it was a PC World bargain bin permanent resident

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)

so glad I'm not your postman...

"Beware the fuckoff 'raptor" :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

Bet the vet has to

wear special gloves...

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

Has he been de-bollocked...?

Might explain that grumpy little face he's got.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

So kidnapping him was pointless if they couldn't kill him?

All the fat went to his eyebrows as usual
Also: Leo disapproves because she's proposing clothes

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)

Ha ha ha... You Loon!

EDIT: Also - Nice Beaver!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Leonard is a platypus

or did you mean...

Oh.

...never mind.

*relurks*

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)

And so Brave Sir Robin of Skaro departs the scene

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)

*awaits the return of Gary*

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

Lucky...

...they don't fire another one to make sure.

(Wize, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

go on girl...

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)

hahahahaha :D

top stuff! *clicks*

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)

Hahahaha! Oh dear god....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

hahahaha!

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)

chocks away!

superb

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callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA That's just magic!

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Chumps 👀, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)

Ahaha, I thought she was supposed to be more reptile than amphibian.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

Fuck

All these are brilliant.

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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

b-b-b-b-bbrrrrrrrraaaaaahhh

that animation is amazing, fab job

(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fantastic stuff!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 13:18, archived)

She just doesn't stop!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)

top gurn!

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Nicely done.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

YES! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

hahahaha

glenn danzig

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)

FULL ON OFFICE LOL

With coffee in keyboard!

* Could you please warn me if you are going to post something that funny - Clicks!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)

Woo, foxy :) It makes me wanna leave this here

Thanks Mark
www.b3ta.com/board/10568543

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

rofl you sick fuck

i was like: hm should i go home or should i check out b3ta before i leave work. im not exactly sure if im glad i did but ill be laugh my ass off on my way home. cheers

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

This make we wanna see

Porky movies

(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)

ha ha, nicely done there

still would tho

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

The original.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Good god!!

*Click*
:D

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Ninj, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

oh fuck!!!!...heh heh :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)

hahaha!

bad Jeremy!

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)

this am yey !

(duts Optimus whut?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

I heard she gives good head.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:30, archived)

hahahahahahah

brilliant!!!

(men boles Benea, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)

*instaclick!*

brill :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Horray !

jeremy is back :D

(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

Not as much fun as it used to be...

It doesn't even have that Julia Bradbury in it.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)

Nicely :)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)

ta!

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

I read that as "Wanking with Dinosaurs"

I am a wrong! :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)

I did that too!

Although, I wouldn't watch that either

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

That's b3ta

for you - it re-wires your neural pathways.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

They have very sharp claws and

aren't very sensitive - I wouldn't recommend it. ;)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

It could be a niche market!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10568670

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)

barefoot nature boy

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)

he's like Zola Budd.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

He joined the human race?

*also* drab fashion springs are shit*

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)

glad it raised a smile...

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)

Ha ha!

The one on the right really suits that anorak.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)

It's got a handy map-pocket

as well... :)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)

^this

Nerdosauraus FTW!

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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)

That lady in red is doing it wrong.

She has to stands to walk.

:)

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Chumps 👀, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)

she also just sat on her packed lunch,

the silly.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)

i won't be accepting her offer of a cucumber sandwich then

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)

very wise.

- I wouldn't touch her scotch egg either.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)

woo : D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)

thanks! :)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)

hee hee....nicely :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)

cheers!

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)

Yes, I'd watch this.

I'd watch this.:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)

there's always the chance

of a mauling as well as the nice scenery. :)

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)

the one on the left looks like a right smug fuck.

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arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)

I imagine him as a bit like CJ

off TV's Eggheads.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)

very muchly THIS

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arrangedletters, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)

the one on the right

stands outside my local Co-op most afternoons with a clipboard

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callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

heheh...

I know the type.

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enceladus, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

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