knucklemongybunny
this is the new law.

or else. and no one cares.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

you are not a bad forum user really, let the internet white knight bit go and i feel in time you could have a great forum time

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:32, archived)

o mongy-san please release me from my fence painting and things so I can be a great mistress like you but with at least an average sized cock please for fucks sake else humiliating.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

i was with you with the karate kid bit, but from the cock bit it fails to make sense
4/10 banter
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:37, archived)

Help me hold my brush correctly.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

i don't understand you, and i feel english may not be your first language, but i like you, but then i like everyone
m
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

you are rasta too?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:46, archived)

i dunno, you seem like an old forum poster we had here who used to post pictures of his cock in a sock, are you from america?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:49, archived)

I can be if you like.

I'm just looking for jelly friends. Are you jelly if not rasta?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

i'm sorry i have no idea what you are on about, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Right, no, that's it, I've had enough
You're attempting to communicate using the world's most advanced, most developed, most flexible language system. The English language is the pinnancle of human-to-human communication systems, capable of expressing complex thought with the utmost pith and wit; sensitivities and emotions sympathetically, and the cavorting nature of mental logic with ease and precision.

And you're STILL doing it wrong. What the fuck is wrong with you? You only need 500 words to survive for a week doing your day to day life, and less than 5000 to do everything you could possibly imagine in a year. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you retarded? Are you so mentally stunted that your awkward little brain is echoing around the cavern of your skull, bashing into words randomly like dodgems, smacking them out of your mouth like an epileptic game of marbles?

If your brain is so pathetically feeble it can't even grasp the rudiments of English, just fuck off to France like the rest of the dribblers who can't work it out, you mouth-breathing tiresome little mould.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

..
ym cockmonkey

what's monkey in frog? I could nearly make it understandable to you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

*insert Picard pic here*

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

oh nooo not cockaleekieman!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh, is it "Let's Try and be Zany to Compensate for our Emotional Retardation Saturday"?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)

you are soooooooo single
solo boy
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

It's true
my house is utterly devoid of soft furnishings
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

In my house
there aren't even chairs. just piles of broken glass
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:36, archived)

house?
poofter
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

When the doctor puts a stethoscope on my chest
he hears New Order's "Blue Monday"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:40, archived)

HELP I AM YOUNG ALSO CONTAINING TITS
DEFEND ME OH GRAND VIZIER OF INTERNET RIGHTS AND WRONGS
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

Forum user. Wound up. Words on the internet. Resulting inane banter. Bad times. Probable offence.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:34, archived)

exactly as you said, curiously.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:38, archived)

I might buy some eggs for lunch

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:35, archived)

the thing with egggy weggies is they have no instuctions on how to cook them, i might ask a forum how to boil an egg
oh i remember, that has been done before
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Rice. Hob. Tedious meme.

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

I see words yet they mean fuck all
or is it just me?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)

it's some fucking yank who thinks he owns all the electrons in the world
It saddens me that the colonies have deteriorated to such levels.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:45, archived)

but I have friends who are American
and they do not come across as such a twat...wonder if its metal in the water.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:47, archived)

it is

( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

is it?
is it?
is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?is it?
is it?is it?
is it?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Maybe a medium sized dog, like a King Charles Spaniel.
What's the largest animal that you reckon you could hurl over the crossbar of a regulation football pitch from the edge of the box?

I'd use the ears and do an Olympic hammer type throw.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:07, archived)

Armadillo.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

a porcipine would be more fun
especially for the fans beind the net
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Porky pine?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

Don't be silly
You wouldn't commit such an obvious hand-ball.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

ERROR
Dog is not ball; I had it neutered.

ALTERNATIVE COMEDIC REPLY

I am a mental goalie.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

I would drop kick a beagle
would have kick kicked
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

using the backflip technique
a moose
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

I don't know about largest
but spinning a lemur by the tail and releasing it like a hammer would be pretty fun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

this seems like a very cruel thing to do, why are you suggesting people throw animals around? bum knuckle

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

I think I have abandonment issues

(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)

i'm sorry for your loss, have you tried to seek help from a specialist?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

He abandonned me as well
THE DIRTY GYPSY CUNT
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)

Not really,
I just don't like animals.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

mongyknuckle
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)

large alsatian puppy

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)

A high jumper.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

what the fresh hell is this shit?
I'm not confused or anything, I just like saying that

dental floss?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

i'm off out in a minute
i can't stir these dullards up any longer, busy busy
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

mongy ongy wongly dongy mong mong chops

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

giggly wiggly meshy weshy
nyom
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

HELLO!
I see this name is catching on.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

/sticks around
/throws love and fluff
/hugs mongy
/plants a big sloppy kiss on mongys cheek

Love you too you nasty spiteful cunt. :) xo
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

mongychops is single and ready for prods.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

mongychops is a barbed wiring swallowing henfucker
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

henfucker?
Forum Bantam, Great stuff. No offence.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

i did not see that coming and i applaud you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

seeya poptart - off to work now.
Mongy, I'll be back to give you the love you never got from your mother after I get home.

Cheerio folks!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

there is no capital letter in my forum user name, you spitefull bitch

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

hooooooooo!
SNAP
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Oh no, not single!
He doesn't put lols in his posts either. What a bastard.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

its true and disturbing
plus more news later without bullying for joy
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

As long as it's from Montana!
Is there a flounce going on below?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

no, it's a regular who's been here too long and is currently bored of the place and having a go at anyone who crosses his path because b3ta has turned a bit shit
most people do it when they've been here about 5 years
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

The dreaded 5 year itch!
I'll try to avoid it.....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

hmmm maybe he should get a life then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

mongy is a national treasure
but even good blokes get in bad moods sometimes
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:42, archived)

But in referring to sometimes,
I assume you don't mean months and months on end?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

i've not been awake long, i'm in a great mood, but it appears i'm single :(((((
still never mind
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

He should leave alone folk who have done good recently and caused no harm.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Words on the internet.
Terribly serious stuff.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

If anything, I'm offended he's not insulted me.
I must be a background noiser :(
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

go on then
fuck off you ginger nonce toucher
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Thank you :)

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

I called you a fat spastic if that's any consolation?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

thank you also but it's just not the same if it's not mongy :)
INTERNET ABUSE: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

i might have a little cry dave, it's all too much for me, it seems my mother didn't love me and i'm single, online

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I feel your pain Dave.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

are the two related, it's a bit oedipal, no offense, great times

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

perhaps i wasn't even related to my mother, let's see how this pans out

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

does that mean anything then?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

It means as much or as little as you want it to.
There's a lovely 'ignore' button if anything upsets you. Or that big red cross at the top right of your browser.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

haha
yeah, go on with you... dont dare walk on the 'talk' space. we will insult you.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

I don't recall insulting anybody.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

v
ha.. wtf? who said? fuck, muppets.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

you seem to be taking a british comedy website a bit to seriously, have you tried reading the faq's

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

this hasn't been a comedy website in years
/board is 4chan
/talk is multi-user MSN
/qotw is a forum for autistic compulsive liars
and /links is the youtube comments section
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:58, archived)

you are correct in this statement, perhaps i should get more upset
or not, you'd think the couple of dullards would thank me for engaging them at this time of a saturday morning
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

Spot. On.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

ne1 cam?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:06, archived)

yes plz :D

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

?
haha... you're as dumb as her you silly knuckle.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

what country are you in? your insults seem to be a tad retarded, no offence

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:03, archived)

no offence taken. my insults are audience driven, so chances are you are correct.

do you want smaller words?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:05, archived)

i'd just like insults that make sense, bunny? and knuckle? i don't get them, try ruder words, you can swear here, have you tried reading the forums faq's?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:08, archived)

keep trying... do you need subtitles in movies too?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

haha
Actually, I've spent enough time on you.

adios bunny.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

if they are in anothe language then yes, have you tried reading the forums faq's?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)

so, 30 posts and you're telling us how this forum should operate?
fuck off, wanker
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)

you are as dumb as her... ffs.

Pile in you fags, have a go at me.

Yay... an outsider in our web...

Go for it bunnies... stand tall and feel important.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)

is this what we should do then? will this help me not be single? you seem very good at this forum stuff, could we cyber?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)

your best is weak.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:22, archived)

help me then, you seem to understand this alot better than me

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:30, archived)

I don't floss
BAD SP@M

I do scrape my tongue though.
I am off to London today :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

did you get a cheap bus in the end?
or is it a hire car time?
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

We managed to get the car sorted so we're driving down
GOD I HATE MOTORWAYS!

I'm having a neurotic day where I can't stop thinking I am going to die in some horrible pile up and leave my kids.

If I do die this will be a chilling post to look back on hahhaa
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

i dread to think in a car crash going striaght into the back of a lorry
carrying scaffolding and getting impaled after watching it getting closer and closer in slow motion
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

Oh you bastard!

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

or a grit lorry
all that salt getting mixed into your wounds as you slowly bleed as they fire crew cut you out..

but i hope its a lorry full of pillows or jelly
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

actually i hope its not a lorry at all

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:00, archived)

I've been in London for the past three days.
I kept it warm for you.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

and you never even waved to me :(((((((
you are soooooo single
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:57, archived)

Thank you! xx

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)

i floss

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

..therefore I am.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

morning

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

Morning, chap. I hope the day finds you well.
Right, off to Birmingham.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)

they day finds me as it does every morning
hiding under the bed crying.

have a good day in birmingham
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 9:02, archived)

hungry. but I do not want food anymore.
Just over heard my mother telling my brother "spray and scrub the toilet after you're done - you never do and it smells like something's crawled up your crack and died!". I nearly hurled.

TMI anybody - or is my mother channelling BM?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:48, archived)

er,,,what?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

was it too much info for my mother to say,
or is she simply channelling BaldMonkey?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

welcome user you have logged in to /fuck all to say but a desire to post any old shit
thinking of posting a news link? go for it
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:53, archived)

hours later - and you are still bang out of order cuntmonkey.

see your teacher after class. or cum see me singleboy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

how interesting, or not, no offence tedium, nice one

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

Ta love,
good to see you, or not, no offence boring, forum banter, etc etc.
/yawn.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:52, archived)

piss off little girl, come back when you have something interesting to add to this forum, give it 15-20 years eh

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

and you class yourself as interesting I'm guessing?
I'll piss off when I feel like it - not because some prick with an inferiority complex feels the need to constantly put people down for fun. okay? okay.
Love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

i'm just telling you to fuck off, and why not make a good try at killing yourself whilst you're at it
i'll try an shed a fake tear if you die, promise
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I figured that.
/yawns.
You know your forum banter's really getting crap lately. Try harder next time.
love and fluff.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

shall i show everyone the lovely gaz you sent me? just for giggles, how you are sooooo grown up? fuck off

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

you mean the one I still have a copy of?
The one where I was nice and tried explaining myself to you when I didn't have to? The one you never replied to?
seriously - if you have that much of a problem with me - just hit "ignore". I'm not going anywhere.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

post it up then, i don't reply to everybodies letters, i try but i am very busy
i have no interest in you or your issues, no ofnce
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:11, archived)

If you have no interest, then why are you still replying?
click "ignore". It's that easy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

i've never seen the need to ignore anyone
as you yourself said little angel girl, just a message on the screen, so how did you help that fella not kill himself? proud of that one?
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Hmm lets see,
I talked to him for nearly an hour on the phone?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

is that why he wanted to kill himself?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

yeah that's exactly why.
cockhead.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

then i'm not sure you did him a favour not letting him die, he may never get over the boredom

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

Oh I'm sure he will.
now you though, gosh you make me sleepy...
/falls asleep from boredom.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

hey
you're out of order. settle.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:03, archived)

you can sod off bellend

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Thanks for overview of the plan. Please provide specific instructions cockmonkey.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

are you an internet white knight? are you riding to the rescue? pathetic forum user?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:07, archived)

oh, you caught me out. I am the new toothpaste. Well spotted. PLUS- I simply dislike tossbag asshat dickfucks.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

are you another one that wants to fuck this teenage girl then? i get confused with you qotw lot

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

heh... dumb as they come arent you...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:19, archived)

this doesn't really answer the question, are you being an internet white knight to sleep with this poster ?
or do you go into battle for all the timid forum posters?
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:21, archived)

wtf are you on about you bunny?

get a grip and stop hassling people to amuse yourself.

grow the fuck up.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:23, archived)

oh i'm so sorry, you've taught me a lesson , i made a mistake crossing you online, i will grow up straight away, thanks for your input

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:26, archived)

Regardless - he's actually being decent.
you're not.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:24, archived)

shut up and fuck off
no offence
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:27, archived)

been single long?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

i really don't see the link between b3ta and being single, could you explain this one for me? you seem to have alot of insider info, are you a mod of this site? you seem to know all the rules

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

duh...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

Wow. Mature.
You know just because I'm younger then you, and female, doesn't mean I'm going to let you bully me away.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:30, archived)

i am just stating my views, i feel you should fuck off, you do what you feel best

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:33, archived)

Right, so someone did a big smelly shit in the toilet.
Tell your mum, from me, to grow the fuck up, unless she's a bit tasty, in which sidle up to her and rather charmingly tell her she's looking lovely today. Thanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

will do - although I'm not sure which one to pick.
I'm not sure what you define as "tasty".
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Alive, mostly.
A full compliment of limbs and probably a little bit vulnerable, it's what I specialise in.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:02, archived)

hmmm well I don't think she's vulnerable, she's pretty ace and strong.
She keeps us together. /loves my mummy
So I'll pass the first message along. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Strong's no good for me, I need weakness.
Tell her thanks but I'm not interested in her increasingly desperate overtures.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:09, archived)

Will do.
would you like the cuddle and love she'll send back?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

Yeah sure
As long as she tickles my bum hole while she's as it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:13, archived)

anything for you b.o.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)

Awesome.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Hello, fellow old who can get by on three hours sleep a bit like Thatcher

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

yeah but she is falling apart now
i blame it on the lack of sleep over the course of her life
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

I'm feeling rough this morning.
A "quick pint" last night with Tom and Tara ended up being far from such.
( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Ah I see
I'm borderline. I nipped in to the Cock and Bottle for a jar on the way home from work, forgetting that I had I nice bottle of wine in the fridge that had to be drunk while I was supposed to be packing my bags. Still, it gave me shite a nice fruity edge this morning.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

this is why we need more teenage girls on this site, they make it awesome
women in general are so funny, their sense of humour is so much better than men
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:59, archived)

ta love,
although I'm not sure Germaine Greer ever had any kind of humour - I don't count her as being part of the sisterhood of being female. She's too scary and militant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:01, archived)

I for one love a poo related anecdote first thing in the morning.

( FoldsFive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)

it's hair lair re us
but when poked these qotw people get spiky, relevant to my interests
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:10, archived)

you're not post worthy but you have brought out the irony in me
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:12, archived)

I don't like your user name.
It hurts my eyes with too many consonants.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:15, archived)

I'll change it
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:16, archived)

Thank you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

let us see if it results in something worth reading
you can do it, go for the funny...
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:17, archived)

haha - you lonely fool.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:20, archived)

how should i cure this lonely? should i try and be a brave hero online? will that work?

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

yawn
you're single.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

i see, so if i have a relationship this will make my forum posting less dull? help me out here, i need more of your advice

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

I think you have dug a deep enough hole sologuy.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:32, archived)

I'm going to do a poo at Paul's

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

omg hungover post
i'd like some tea and a hug from a dog please
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)

sammi isn't here right now
but i'll try and wake up ssg (peace be upon him)
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:55, archived)

I'm a bit new here, so excuse my ignorance, but
Why does this sammi lass keep coming back to universal abuse?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:57, archived)

fuck noes
i think she may have the skin of a tectonic plate
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:59, archived)

Hooray
I'm hoping of joining in and maybe throwing stones to fit in.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

Dogs cannot hug
don't be a silly
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

do you not have legs?!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:00, archived)

I have legs
but i don't hug things with them.

I crush people with them like that Russian lass in Goldeneye.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

if you've never had a dog hug your leg
you haven't lived.. only the dry cleaning bill kind of ruins it
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

a special naughty hug
nice.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)

/makes tea
sorry but have no dog to hug you. Tea is all I have.
/proffers tea.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Tea!
Lightweight. I'm on the Chardonnay already!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:05, archived)

get her
and was it quiche for lunch?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:17, archived)

wish I had quiche for lunch,
I had toast with nutella.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)

Tom Yung Kung
Khao Gia Yang and Moo Dang...
Benefits of a Thai wife!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:20, archived)

local pornstars or
pingpong players?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:25, archived)

Unfortunately neither
But, I have been known to frequent establishments which cater to this kind of sport! (The lunch was Spicy Prawn Soup, Chicken Fried Rice and Barbecued Pork)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:27, archived)

you fat spastic

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:09, archived)

Good old Gilgy.
Always ready to call it as he sees it.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

Hello You!

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 7:39, archived)

Alcohol and online gaming
do NOT go together.

Take my recent one year addiction to world of warcraft.

I've just discovered that in some drunken frenzy i've managed to destroy all extremely hard earned equipment and spend / lose all of my in game gold.

Namely by spending my hard earned virtual money on (3000 gold pieces) on a virtual pet. That does nothing.

I think i'm going to quit the game.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:34, archived)

This is the queerest post I've ever read.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)

You've got the queerest mouth
I've ever had to shit in.

But you didn't moan at the time did you?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:52, archived)

So, the internet.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

where?

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 4:01, archived)

Here

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 4:07, archived)

It truly is fascinating
I am going to irritate the girl by putting Homer Simpson as her sat nav voice.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 4:10, archived)

lol got here six words ago but going to bed

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 5:29, archived)

If you had to,
Would you rather have soup ladles for arms, or have to wear the same backless hospital gown for the rest of your life?
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Gown.
I wore one the other day and did a little dance and sang a little song in it... then I almost fell over.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

MENTAL!
/Internet logic
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:22, archived)

No, I've got a right hand side spaz disorder.
It's very tragic. I fear I will die young of BRAIN CANCER

/internet attention seeking
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:25, archived)

That's terrible.
Send me some topless photos.

/Internet male reaction simplified.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

*gives you sexy internet validation*
here you go

mildly nsfw
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:36, archived)

JUST AS I SUSPECTED!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:39, archived)

I'd sooner wear a backless gown than have permanent spazhands.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

It's not really a seriously taxing question really is it?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

how
DARE YOU
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

You missed out the 'very'.
-100 points
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

You are making a Catherine Tate reference
-1000 points
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I don't know what you're talking about.
But you've clearly watched enough of that god awful woman to spot an unintended reference.
-100000000000000000000000000 points
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

FUCK
I'll take my penalty like a man.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Assume the position then.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'm not sure where this is going
so, okay.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

barkgbarkbarkbarkbark

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

*inserts police dog into your anal cavity*

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

Not nearly as taxing as trying to calculate the longest distance I've ever travelled.
Which turned out to be about 2,770 miles as the crow flies.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

The hospital gown option
I can't imagine the damage caused by trying to wank using a soup ladle.

Besides, I've got a fantastic arse.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

what an edit.
PICSORLIES PICSORLIES
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

I have witnesses
pics will not be forthcoming.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Ah well
worth a try at least.

Well done on the arse.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Cheers!
Good effort, there.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

Cheers
Banter etc.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

*banter fives*

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Clearing up might be easier though.
I've always thought it tastes a bit like weak vegetable cup a soup too.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Have you been drinking the Tesco Value stuff again?
Honestly, I thought you'd learned.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

I have sunk to the depths of poverty where 10p sainsbury's basics chicken noodles are a good dinner
and sainsbury's basics 'soup in a cup' is a good lunch.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

I was referring to the spunk
heheheh
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

snifflesnafflesnoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

BARKY spinny sleepy times woof

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

SNUFFLE SNUFFLE SNUFFLE
*WEES*
SAVAGE NOISE
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

licky burple snoffies

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

YES!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY SPINNY

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

OOOSAGOODOGGY?
*Scratch behind the ear*.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

dunnasickhappyspinswhat what what BARK!

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

DoesHeWanthisSqueakyToy? DoesHe? DoesHe? DoesHeWantIt??

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

HELLO

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

this is the best thing ever

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

snifflesnaffysnofifesniffles
bark bark a burpie chums
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

THIS IS OFFICIAL
Don't fuck with a Police Dog.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

Backless gown.
I'd rather have all of my limbs than an enforced dress code.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Candice Michelle & Sim Snuka
Just been released from their WWE contracts.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

I'm not surprised by Sim Snuka,
since they seemed to blame him for the bump that Taker took at WM25. I just don't understand the logic behind firing Candice.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:28, archived)

And now, bed for me.
Night, all.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:32, archived)

I'm surprised
A straw poll of my housemates leaves a 50/50 split.

I think some of them have inadequate arse issues.
(The Marsh man of 1004 holds, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

I'd have to go for the gown option.
I am drinking a glass of Cunt's Hut, after a night on the cider. Good times.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Is at least one of your moves the armbar?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 3:57, archived)

perineum

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

NONCE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

NONCE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

DOUBLE NONCE!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

Daffodil.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

WIN!
Come on Welsh contingency, yeah FTW etc.... or something.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

Pints of Brains all round!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

SA Gold.
Is what I have been drinking. Good brains, MMMmmm.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

epesiotomy
sorry, is this word association?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I Wiki'd that
And found the picture amusing.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

as amusing as a death threat, as I recall

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

NEEDS MORE HULK HOGAN DESTROYING THE TWIN TOWERS.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Scruttocks

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

weed

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

millenium

( weaver., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Willenium.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Hold please.
Will Smith's just bought the loophole.

"Will-hole". Sounds a bit gay.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

No.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

well done with the whole "making the internet pay attention to you" thing there

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

like anyone's got anything better to do right now

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

d²x/dt² = -x. Find a general solution for x in terms of t.
Let y = dx/dt. Then dy/dt = d²x/dt² = -x.
By the chain rule, dy/dt = (dy/dx)(dx/dt) = y(dy/dx).
Therefore y(dy/dx) = -x.
Therefore ∫y dy = ∫-x dx.
y²/2 = -x²/2 + constant.
y² = c² - x² ≡ (dx/dt)² = c² - x²
dx/dt = √(c² - x²)
So, ∫dx / √(c² - x²) = ∫ dt.
Let x = csin θ. Then dx = ccos θ dθ, and √(c² - x²) = √(c²(1 - sin² θ)) = √(c²cos² θ) = ccos θ.
Therefore ∫ (ccos θ / ccos θ) dθ = ∫ dθ = ∫ dt; therefore, θ = t + k.
As x = csin θ, θ = sin^-1 (x/c).
So sin^-1 (x/c) = t + k.
Therefore, x = csin(t + k) = c(sin t)(cos k) + c(cos t)(sin k) ≡ Asin t + Bcos t.

Not bad considering it's been about six years since I last did any kind of serious maths.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

NNNEEEERRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

And if you want proof of that last result,
Let OA, OB and OC be chords of unit length such that angle BOA = α, angle COB = β and angle COA = (α + β).
Let X be a point on the chord OB such that angle OXC = 90°; therefore |OX| = cos β and |CX| = sin β.
Let Y and Z respectively be points on the chords OB and OA such that angles CYZ = 180° and CZO = 90°. Then, |CZ| = sin(α + β) and |OZ| = cos(α + β).
The chord CZ can be split into two components, CY and YZ.
CY is the hypotenuse of right-angled triangle CXY. What is the angle CXY?
Angle OCX = 90° - β. Angle OCY = 90° - (α + β). Angle CXY = angle OCX - angle OCY = α.
As we know |CX| = sin β, and that CX is the adjacent side of right-angled triangle CXY, |CX| = |CY|cos α = sin β.
Therefore, |CY| = sin β / cos α.
YZ is the opposite side of triangle OYZ. Angle YOZ = α, so |YZ| = |OY|sin α.
As OY + YX = OX, and |OX| = cos β, |OY| = |OX| - |YX|.
YX is the opposite side of triangle CXY, so |YX| = |CY|sin α = (sin β sin α) / cos α. Therefore |OY| = cos β - (sin β sin α) / cos α.
Then |YZ| = sin α(cos β - (sin β sin α) / cos α) = sin α cos β - (sin β / cos α) sin² α.
|CZ| = |CY| + |YZ| = sin(α + β)
= (sin β / cos α) + sin α cos β - (sin β / cos α) sin² α
= sin α cos β + (sin β / cos α)(1 - sin² α)
= sin α cos β + (sin β / cos α)cos² α
therefore sin (α + β) = sin α cos β + cos α sin β
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

Furthermore,
As |OZ| = cos(α + β), and OZ is the adjacent side of triangle OYZ, |OZ| = |OY|cos α.
= cos α(cos β - (sin β sin α) / cos α).
Therefore = cos(α + β) = cos α cos β - sin α sin β

As tan(α + β) = sin(α + β) / cos(α + β),
tan(α + β) = (sin α cos β + sin β cos α) / (cos α cos β - sin α sin β)
Dividing through by cos α cos β,
tan(α + β) = ((sin α cos β / cos α cos β) + (sin β cos α / cos α cos β)) / ((cos α cos β / cos α cos β) - (sin α sin β / cos α cos β))
= ((sin α / cos α) + (sin β / cos β)) / (1 - (sin α sin β) / (cos α cos β))
so tan(α + β) = (tan α + tan β) / (1 - tan α tan β)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

biddle e der der
bi dur di dur dur

(pause of one beat)

di di dur dur


what song am i singing the intro to, buzzcocks style?

10 billion Internet Points to whoever gets it first
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Knowing Me, Knowing You.
By ABBA.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

Unfortunately you're in the wrong continent
please try again
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

No.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

Bob the biulder

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)

bi-sexual
or sometihng.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Oi, those DG rumours aren't true.
I may look like a bird but I only like the fanny.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Fanny, in the American sense?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

BURN!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Nah, in the frontfold sense

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Front bum.
That's possibly my favourite term for the (British) fanny.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Not quite
Quite a few years earlier than Robert
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I can't think
My boyfriend is completing a 'teach yourself polish' cd
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

wax on
wax off
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Pfft

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Sausage fest

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

run to the hills

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)

Nope, too heavy
Think funk
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

whiskey in the jar
Thin Lizzy version
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

THE GREAT ESCAPE

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

jungle boogie

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

Closest yet
Kool & The Gang were East Coast. Think Gulf Coast
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

rock the casbah?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)

I see what you did there
but i meant gulf coast of the USA
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

Iraq is nowhere near the US
I'm pretty sure it is Rock The Casbah
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

nothing do with Gulf as in the Gulf States
I am referring to this Gulf
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

no no no no no
you're miles off
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)

Me.
Any JMG based comments?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Can I link to my picture again please?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Knock yourself out.
I'm a supporter of your art.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

THANKS!
www.b3ta.com/board/9532191
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

that's good
I thought your stuff was usually lolzanywhacky deliberately shit and yet this.... has story, emotions, compulsions, characterisation. And not even one single solitary gratuitous huge purple cock.

well done sir.

Will normal service be resumed as soon as possible?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

Will do, Jim Two.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm 37
I don't know what his excuse is.

EDIT by 'His' I meant Jim Piston_Broke of whom you have compared me to . I must ahve 10 years headstart on the bloke and yet I'm still 'number 2 boring'.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

www.cr3static.com/data/jpg/sc.jpg
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

read now
www.b3ta.com/talk/6240635


You're awesome funny, maybe funnier than me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

About fucking time.
Although I did bin all my notes the other day. Hope you have yours.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Course.
my humour is like a never ending well.

I may have to make you sign an anti aHEEEEEN contract though if we're going to make this work.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

what is aHEEEEEEN
and I can't promise not to be lazy-lol-wow on here because I wouldn't come here if I had the enthusiasm to do something good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

an aHEEEEEEN
Is when you bite you're knuckle and rock backwards and forwards for no reason.

If I get this script together will you be 100% in? I need to know as it will take me a bit of time for it to sound fucking hilarious (I know, not too hard for DG fnar fnar fnar) as we had great chemistry when we were doing it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I DON'T KNOW.
It'd be nice. I'm doing one with someone else too. But it is very different.
What would 100% involve?
You should probably gaz me. I'm going to bed.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Rotating WOBBLING AT BLADMONKEY hat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

BOOYAKASHA

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

I'm saying that the picture was good
hardly a wobble. Although I did come off the scales tonight wondering where it all went wrong. 1% over my ideal BMI, what was I thinking.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

RWH, I'm gonna be honest, I know what's going on almost as much I care.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)

JMG!!
I think you should do a role reversal and instead of me praising you all the time for being awesome you should praise me :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6238915
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You can introduce yourself as JMG, I'll say I'm Pickle Fairy.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

You'd have to wear some sort of Paper Mache body armour if you're going to pull of being Pickle Fairy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

And have a full-scale lobotomy.
/awaits telling-off from the usual gang of internet creeps
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

HOW VERY DARE YOU!
we're only 75% social retards.

Actually I've only met one person at a bash that I thought was 100% autism and wouldn't let them near me as they were cramping my style.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

In fairness, the last time I levelled a criticism at an internet "female", I found myself on the receiving end of an insanely abusive gaz and a request to the mods for my immediate banning and extradition.
So you'll understand I'm now a bit cautious about expressing my genuine opinions, online.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Nah, they usually wait until the morning after.
When noone else is awake and they can feel vastly superiour on the internet, alone.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)

What are you doing?
You are far too nice to be hanging around here at night.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I swatted off some girls as I wanted to just chillout tonight dude

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

I'm afraid it may corrupt your loveliness.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

p.s. jack, you're awesome :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

This has genuinely made my evening.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

It's true mate :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

if you had a vag we would be a great couple

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

the tories don't want alan sugar in the next series of the apprentice because he's pro-jmg

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

setantas
www.the-onion-bag.com/index.php?story=890
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I cancelled Setanta, today.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Peterborough

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

say it's name 5 times
and a huge mutant ehnic immigrant materialises and kills your family and they lock you up in a mental asylum instead.

We don't mention the P-place where I come from. Cos I worked there for 3 months and know better.

Howdy, G1.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

howdy , G2

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

now we've both said howdy, i guess
we can both don our 10-gallon hats, chew tobaccy and spit pinging sounds into the spitoon.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

I went to Peterborough, once.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

It was horrible.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

nope

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Yes
When is the Jelorean Motor Gorporation going to make a stainless steel bodied motor car that has a flux capacitor as an optional item?

imagine 'JMG' was translated through Babelfish on Altavista, then translated back using semi-literate oriental folk who make the instructions for Brother printers and you'l get the thought behind my quip.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

yes

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)

Sooooooooooooo
Whats everyones favourite online game atm. for me I like to bumrape zombies on l4d.. and I also like a bit of tf2.

also, i was trying to convince a swedish blonde chick at works cats were better than dogs...

then she brings in her dog into work who does like 20 tricks.. one being a spinning back flip... and it can also walk backwards.. ffs.

so. who else is drunk. does this make sense?
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

zookeeper
it has everything
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

You have dog-owning chicks at work?
What sort of mad poultry farm do you work at?
( in vino veritas, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

hallo duckling
I sent Professor Kenny a randomburn CD (off the official records) and yesterday his response came back. He sent me back FOUR.

still being blitzkrieg-ed by all dat rockin guitar :-)

How's the shizzle going?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hello, sorry, I wandered off
I'm fine thank you :)

Bit of a loose end now there's no law but finding it all very pleasant. How are you?
( in vino veritas, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

IT and financial office :/
look at elvis go:

photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs083.snc1/5018_218008965172_610295172_7399507_7804888_n.jpg

and check out my cat tonight being an idiot


edit: btw you did a vector of me and my ex a long time ago ;)
photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs083.snc1/5018_218135410172_610295172_7402230_5524561_n.jpg
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm listening to some old recordings I did (some people from the National Youth Orchestra) for a Northern Soul group I used to be in

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

are you black?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Yes. Why?
Black people can't be funny now or something?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

black stand ups are the best
OH NO YOU DI´ENT!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

I'm half black
but I'm only funny half the time
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

anti hamilton?

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Instead of talking about food, let's talk about something else everyday and dull.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

How about legs?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

Good idea.
I have two legs. I wonder if any other readers have two legs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I like having two legs.
The way I have two legs is, in some uninteresting way, different to the way in which you have two legs. I act as if this is a cause for friction or concern.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

*walks out the door*

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

They look like you broke two broom handles and jammed them into your knee stumps

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

My cats were dangling from my jeans the other day.
I wish someone could have taken a picture as I really did, interestingly, have cat legs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

You would have knee kittens if they mated with your bungle like limbs.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

caught in your fly?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

you do realise
that you have more than the average number of legs, don't you ?
(CIIJASIIE Fanny Scratching in Cock Lane, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

Very clever.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Depends what average you're using. He has both the median and mode number of legs for a human.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

what pc game best describes the aids epidemic in africa?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

the curse of monkey island

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

I played 2 the other day.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

they're doing a new one
and also remaking the first one
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

Far Cry

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Oh, racism. HARSH!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Half Life

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHA :)

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Oof!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

Doom

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

Perfect Dark

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

NOT A PC GAME
YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

I'VE GOT AN EMULATOR
SO DOUBLE DICKS INTO YOUR EYES
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

fuck yeah
elvis ftw
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

MACGYVOR.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

lemmings

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Isn't it terribly dissapointing when you get everything ready to fill your sandwich
And then you check the bread bin for bread and there's none in there

And all because you stupidly took it for granted there would be bread ready for sandwicherising
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

Pfft
I've done that before, but then I just went next door to the shop.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

you lucky blighter
Or perhaps you planned ahead for such occurences by ensuring your home was in such close proximity to a shop
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

God no
I hated that house
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

Poltergeists?
Or was it Rising Damp?

Or were you tired of going Upstairs, Downstairs?

Or was it the Neighbours?

Or was it so far away from work you were sick of getting On The Buses?
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

Neighbours
And the landlord didn't believe in maintenance
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:19, archived)

MACGYVOR.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

6240601

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

shut up

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

spell it right

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

Fucking terrible when you're cooking bacon, THEN you realise.
Or you notice the bread is slightly mouldy.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

...after you've eaten half the sandwich

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

Oh god yes, I've done that.
Blegh.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

magnum or macgyvor?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

MACGYVOR.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

MacGyver

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

mcGuyver?
bash.org/?823214&
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:11, archived)

mcguyver would NEVER get caught like that

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

periods why so painful?
xkcd.com/594/
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

MACGYVOR.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)

www.isxkcdshittytoday.com
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

horrid man

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:12, archived)

horrid comic

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)

oh god, this
it's so fucking smug

I want to find the people responsible and kick biros down their ears until I hit their smug cerebellums
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:15, archived)

it's the comic equivalent of asperger's syndrome
it's creepy, pretentious, hamfisted nerdwankery
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:17, archived)

They are probably wearing ironic cravats as they 'draw' it
Also: another one of my pet hates on here are people that have got no drawing skill and still think they can make comics. Friz comes to mind.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

lolbaldmonkey

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

BM is real life is a fucking funny cunt, full stop.
I don't know why he needs to do the LOL WOW AHEEEEEN wacky stuff.

I was writing script with him but stopped because I'm lazy and wasn't sure if he'd freak out on me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

this is what annoys me too
he's funny but too fucking lazy to do anything good
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Indeed.
I know this sounds all 'lol i'm wicked look at me' big headed but we wrote a really solid script for a sictom set in a Funeral Parlor.

Infact, fuck it. I'm going to finish it and force him to co-produce it.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

Oh DG, what's it like to be so talented and good looking?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:24, archived)

fucking awesome.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

Also:
Bad Blood by Supergrass is a fucking epic song
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)

'Bad Blood' is also an epic film
www.imdb.com/title/tt0082043/
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

Am I a spastic for not understanding that?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:14, archived)

no
that's precisely the reaction the writers want from people

so they can feel all smug and superior and a bit mysterious

the fucking cunts
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

fucking double cunts

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:18, archived)

i like it
funny dead cute xkcd.com/162/
and enough nerdiness to make me feel not weird.. i've obviously missed the smug bit
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:25, archived)

It just reads as: blllleeeeeaaaaaaam to me

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

next you'll be saying you don't like
radiohead
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

Radiohead are awesome
But this ain't funny.

This is 'Snuffle Gwuffle' humour. as in the sound you think you should make when you read it .
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

It insists upon itself

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

You're not that bad

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

JMG

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)

*AUTO WOBBLE!*
*AUTO MOAN!*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

*Food siren*
The emergency dentist gave me an injection of local anaesthetic into my gum, as well as strong antibiotics. I celebrated being temporarily able to eat solids by going to a Japanese restaurant :D

When was the last time a normal meal tasted so much better?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

Why can't you normally eat solids?
I hate that anaesthetic injection :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

I have an abscess under my tooth, and it flared up
Dentist appointment is next week to sign up, so I had to use an emergency one, saying I didn't have one.

Standard antibiotics from a GP didn't work, and I was in so much pain I had to see a dentist.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

Tooth pain is always awful

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Yep, tell me about it
Miserable!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I find (very expensive) meals often taste better

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:43, archived)

we should stop making jokes at Sami's (expense)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

I just ate a packet of Cheese and Onion crisps.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I may have some Mini Cheddars
*cheesy snack fives*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Oh god, I'm eating the first meal I've had today, and I feel so grim.
I sware, kidney problems are worst than the fucking chrones.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:45, archived)

I think I'm the only one on here that is ill once ever 5 years or so.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Except me.
Then again, on the one occasion I got seriously ill in 10 years, I lost my job.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

You lost you job you were so ill?!?! AWESOME!
You must have been burping pure SARS onto people on purpose.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

Oh no, they just regarded any form of absence as evidence of "unreliablity", and accordingly sacked people left, right and centre.
Whether or not they'd phoned in sick in advance.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

What's wrong with you?
Surely it's grounds for unfair dismissal, if you haven't taken many sickies?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

I was a temporary employee, and as such had no rights whatsoever.
Funnily enough, I found out Lord Gnome had worked there 15 years before, and had been dismissed for exactly the same reason.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Ah, bugger
Still, the dole office (if you're stuck doing that) won't look down on you; everybody's losing their jobs these days.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

Funny you should say that.
After about two months on the dole, my benefits were abruptly cut off (because I'd not applied for a job I hadn't even been aware of), but as I'd started full-time work again on the day I got that letter, much of the sting was removed.

It's a good thing I'm not a pensioner, or else they'd have probably sent a gang of lads round to beat me up.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

They don't even check in an office down here, if you've applied
I'm not entitled to a penny now.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

Are you claiming benefits you're not entitled to?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

No, why?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Just checking.
*fades away*
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:05, archived)

They sound like a pond of spastics
Fuck em.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

well I have NEVER been ill!
BEAT THAT
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

To be fair, aside cronic stuff, and stuff related to that, I'm only ill _maybe_ once a year.
But yeah', you've got beter jeans AN genes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Tresemme hair products keep the bugs away

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Also doing the robot dance keeps germs away.
We should so hang out. We can come back with loads of girls and make sexface all jealous face as the girls I get with would laugh at his massive queerqueer face.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

The next morning of the b4sh0rz last week, I slapped my face, by using the following chat-up line....
"Come back to mine, sleep with me, I don't care if I have to sleep on the couch in my bedroom.... all of you girls, come back, and then, the next morning, walk through my living room in my dressing gown... I just want to see the look on Sexface's face."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

Just do it for real.
Get a gaggle of girls from a rock club.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)

I never get ill,
just colds, etc. I haven't had a proper stomach bug for about 7 years now.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

What's wrong with your kidneys?
Is it a side effect of the immunosuppressants?
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

pffft

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Why's that funny?
I don't know enough about them, so I thought it might be related
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

For some reason the word immunosuppresant made me think of AIDS and it's ensuant hilarities
But thinking on it further I might be mistaken
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Well, Crohns is an autoimmune disorder, so it's the same type of drug

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

Oh, gonzo.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

Salmon Sashimi
Supaider Roll and some Hamachi please
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

Unagi, spring rolls, salmon, some other stuff

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I FIND ALL FORMS OF FOOD UTTERLY REPULSIVE, YOU INSENSITIVE COW.
I HOPE YOU DIE SOON.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)

bitty?

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

Hangover?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

fuck off and die you horrible contortion of a human

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

2/1 this ends up on the popular page
EDIT: NOT THIS ONE YOU DICKS
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

*clicks your post instead of mongychops so making you lose money on that bet*

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

Oh, you twat :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

only if you fucking click it
resist. its easy
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

HAR HAR!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL
WORSE THAN HITLER PUNCHING BABY P IN THE FACE SCREAMING "ICH LIEBE JADE" OVER AND OVER.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:54, archived)

it is a lying little cunt, i would care less about it if it suffered cancer
the numerous teeth it has to be removed and the the stupidity removes my sympathy
( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

Hahaha fuck

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)

Numerous teeth to be removed??

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

I bet you'd get told off for being "misogynist" if the righteous crowd saw this.
If you do, pretend you're getting fucked by one of them. Anything you say will go by totally unquestioned then.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:01, archived)

When i really really fancied a curry when i was in LA and couldn't get one.
When i came home i went to the curry house and it was so fucking lush that i did a jizz in my napkin and snuck it back into the chutney.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)

They don't do curry in LA?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

You'd be lucky to find it in the US full stop

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bugger
Another reason not to go there
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)

The US is great
They can do other food types that we can't do for shit. Like Mexican, I've never been to one good Mexican restaurant in the UK.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)

tonight i had poppadoms and mint sauce which was marginally better than the beef monster munch i had last night

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)

I have a fear of ladies called Becca

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

i dont know anyone called becca

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)

Your profile (*STALKER!!*) says "Becca answered questions in "The Me Quiz"."
hence my post about Beccas
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)

oh yeah.
me that is.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)

Since you asked...
Two bat-shit insane exes called Becca. Should have learn my fucking lesson after number 1
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)

im not your ex im ginger

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:57, archived)

Nice to meet you ginger
I'm fred
( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)

fred west

( applehead herp derp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

IVE GOT FUCKING LOVELY TEETH!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)

it hasn't , it is a munter of ugly scale of ten, thick too, and fat

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)

Lucky you!
Mind you, I've had this abscess since I was 18 and nothing has came of it until now, after 4 years of constant energy drinks
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)

IT'S LIKE A KEYBOARD IS TRYING TO RAPE ME

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)

I find Claudia Winkleman so incredibly attractive
What other Total Spacktards do you find attractive?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

She reminds me of Handsome Gav's sister.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I know not of Handsome Gav
Nor of his Total Spacktard sister
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I wouldn't say that to her..
But we are online.
Fat people pretend they're warlords. So anything is possible.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I could just one-inch punch the pair of them back into their seats
problem solved
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Now this is more like QOTW.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

Why wasn't Bruce springsteen successful in France?
Because he wrote a song called "No Surrender"
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:23, archived)

I came up with an awesome joke today
Who is Madonna's favourite actress?

Anna Friel.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Joke
did you say?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:27, archived)

It's how I tell 'em

(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

i do wish you wouldnt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

I don't wish you would

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

She also sang about Bill Oddie

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

And Ray O'Light
and Holly Day
and (Life Is A) Mister E.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

i fucking love winkleman
whys she a spacktard?
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

I fucking love her too
She's mad as a box of cane toads which makes her a spacktard - but this is no bad thing of course
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

I like her better now she's got rid of that fringe

( magnum, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

She reminds me of my best mate from school/college.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

Similar look?
Or similar kerazyness?
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

LADIES: it's ok, DG is in the house aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
*falls down the stairs sexily*

Ello :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

Her name isn't very attractive though.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:19, archived)

It doesn't have to be

( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:28, archived)

Jade's looking better now she's lost some weight

( scott,, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Have you heard
Fannetumah yet?

It's deliciously bad taste
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:24, archived)

Grey skiiiies, it's trouble
Bad guuuuuys see double
When they're around the chips are never down
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

Two independent sources say I look like the twunt from that Twilight movie.
This is meant to be a compliment.

:(
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:20, archived)

I've been told on numerous occasions I look like Chelsea footballer Joe Cole
I don't believe a word of it
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

i look a bit like vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:26, archived)

i thought you were vin?

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:29, archived)

yer i am
sssh
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

it's ok, i love all your films

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

never made a shit film in my life

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

Except for all those awful, awful films
/ac
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

Boiler Room was particularly good
And of course the Riddick movies

Everything else he was in was pure jank
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:34, archived)

what the shit do you know?
you like fucking winkleman.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:35, archived)

So do you
you fucking speng
( applehead herp derp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

its almost like i KNEW what i posted earlier :O

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

You're bald?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

all over

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Like Matt Lucas.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:31, archived)

This is a horrific series of mental images

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:32, archived)

AB and WW reckon I look like Matt Smith (the lad who's the new Doctor Who.)
This is clearly a lie. For one thing, I'd never let my hair grow that long.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:30, archived)

Loads of girls want to have sexy times with him so surely that's a compliment :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:36, archived)

But the girls that want sexy times are 13 and probably fat.
And I like my 13 year olds slim and trim thank you very much.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

It's ok, I have the same problem with girls with a spastic fetish

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:42, archived)

ALL HAIL THE WINKLEMAN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)

shitting christ, I'm bored of that thread
who wants a fight?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Oh god, this isn't gonna turn into a B3ta turn based fight game, is it?
I fucking hope so.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Do I have to?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:44, archived)

AHH AHHH OW OW GET OF ME CHEST I CAN'T BREEEEEEATHE

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

ALL PILE ON

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I think most fear your Gilgasmash.
Wait for the LOL's to get home from the ROFLbar.
Where they'll no doubt be a hoot.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

my reputation is largely undeserved, I'm nice really

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

DON'T YOU GET FRUITY ON ME, G!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

a nasty wanker, and a bully

( mongychops, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

go eat your fucking chinese you ungrateful fucker

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

IT'S GOD A DOG'S WILLY IN IT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

EAT YOUR FUCKING POPPADOMS THEN.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:57, archived)

I've got prawn crackers

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

balance a dog bollock on it and chow down

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

that's your answer to everything

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

and yet im still single
go fucking figure
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Is it wrong to be sitting on the toilet, pissing and laughing, whilst you hear the bawling of a co-worker who has just been dumped via text?
I fear I may have committed another social faux-pas
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

I hope it was silent laughter?
That's allowed.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

If said co-worker is a total wanker, yes.
If said co-worker is nice, sexy, charismatic and someone you generally have a lot of time for, who only heard about said dumping from fourth-hand evidence through a series of texts to their friends, no.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

i'll take you on with both my arms and my legs tied behind my back

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

Cor, you're getting me all worked up with your flexibility.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

I will kick you right in the cunt.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

No
I'm visiting my parents in lovely Lincolnshire. I haven't watched TV with my Dad in yonks. But when we're watching 8 out of 10 cats, and he just repeats every joke in it word-for-word and then turns around to see my reaction... it's a bit annoying.

Fun though. Off to Derby tomorrow.

Nobody gives a shit.
(__, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

My missus did a similar thing in That London
We were walking to the theatre, darling, and she was reading out loud the street names and then looking at me as if I was surprised by being there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:53, archived)

Smother him with a pillow and put your Mum in a home.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:55, archived)

Like Father, like...
enjoy derby though, it is a nice place :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

I'm the last person left in my flat.
This is shit.

What movie should I watch?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Threads
That'll cheer you right up
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Is that the nuclear one?

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

Sure is
The one that ends with a stillborn baby
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)

Sweet *goes to look for streaming link*

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:59, archived)

the highlight is still the pissing woman

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)

My favourite part is the old man dabbing his wife's face feebly
only it's covered in burns and makes her cry with pain every time he does so.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)

she picks two rats
and the guy starts stroking her face, and you know what's going to happen even though they don't show it
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)

Yeah.
sexy funtiem.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

STUDGE
herro
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:32, archived)

best IMDB page ever
www.imdb.com/name/nm1856457/
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:30, archived)

YES!
Seriously, no wonder she never bothered doing anything after that, it's all downhill from there.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Casino

( Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

Dog Soldiers
arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

anything with steven seagal
or van damme.
or lundgren.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

or vin diesel

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Under Seige motherfucker!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

casey ryback? hes the best there is

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

not in number 2 though
that's gash :((((
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

i want a pony tale like him

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

he WAS the epitome of cool
i think you should grow one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

ill try,
ill put on a few pounds and wear a girdle as well
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

if you wouldnt mind.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)

and do all my stunts in slo mo
and speed them up
(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)

yes!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)