Pooey lewis and the news(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:47,
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Poo BegaBabylon Poo
Sham Poo
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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Cunter the unstoppable sex machine(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:50,
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Oh great, I've just split my lip again by giggling(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:12,
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actuallyi can't believe i didn't say
syndrome of a downs
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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The Fucking Retarded Nigger Haters(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:51,
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lolJust use that spotify thing then. It was probably that dog hair I accidentally taped onto it that tipped it over the weight. I think binky got hers free.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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Fellatio Collins: He's a Nob Cheesy Lover(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:53,
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Meh, I can't think of any good ones.dogtime.com/system/gallery_pictures/40/large/Pug-puppy-2-picture.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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you should really warn us before posting pictures with that level of Cute(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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Bringing it live from Bridgend - Slip Knot(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:54,
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Baby P - Let me be your fantasy(
Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:57,
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Barry White Supremacist(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:58,
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Openly Punching Queens (ocean colour scene)(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:59,
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AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAARhcpaul beat you to it.
:D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:00,
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My internets is really slow hereso FUCK OFF
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:05,
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TARA ANGRY!!! TARA SMASH!!*Godzilla roars*
Smellbow :D
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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Lllllinkkkkkkin Parkinsons(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:02,
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supertramp shitting in a polysterine cup in front of a children's park(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:04,
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fucking hell!(
whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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Men Without Twats(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:08,
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Scouting for Girls to Rape.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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Those are two absolutely Smashing Pumpkins(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:09,
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Yid Creole and the Coconuts.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:15,
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The Fresh Prince of Belzec(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:18,
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and the I hate my illegitimate children's(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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The Sexpiss Tools(
Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:20,
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HArold Bishops Porno Dungeon(
Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:21,
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rapemanor do these have to be made up band names ?
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ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:29,
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Ian Jewry and the Cockheads(
wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:32,
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Oh snap dewd, I dun did it.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:45,
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Niggers Without ANYeducationstereloltype
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 16:46,
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Top Gear.I should remake Top Gear episodes. With Hubare, and RR or Baldmonkey.
A special on driving at you people or something. I don't know.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Big Fat Neil is single again.Hot news from the North of France.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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On Dave.Followed by Fifth Gear, with QOTW.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Then we see how quickly the Autististig can get abused by his uncle.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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:-( far too quicklyfortunately, it's made him a better person and he has loads of friends now, and a GRREAAAT life
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vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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I love Top Gear.Never watched anything much from Fifth Gear.
Each time I've come across it whilst switching channels all I see is that elderly presenter bobbing his shoulders back and forth at the camera.
It's infuriating!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I think it's some kind of high concept sci fi show.The presenters of Top Gear from fifteen years ago get sent into the future to make the same program on modern cars.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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Like those shows with the cops in the eighties, except with car reviewers instead of cops and they go forward in time instead of back and it isn't named after a David Bowie song as far as I'm aware, but you never it know it might be as he has an extensiveback catalogue.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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Should be called: Mop Tearas in crying over your baldness...or something
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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Hello you, how's the face?(
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Still looks a bit like a dog'sI'm feeling a little better after my horrible Ruskin experience, particularly now that I've looked at the photos of the 'really fit girl' I pulled.
She looks like Christiano Ronaldo.
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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Silly Seb, you are not Ronaldo's WAGOr Ross Kemp's cousin.
Less of the fighting and pulling ugos and you will be fine and dandy.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Snnrrrrk.Indoor scarves latest on Fop Gear
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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Wormulus would be James May.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:26,
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Speak of the devil!Alright raspberry bum :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:40,
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I think the quicker most TV shows get to a JMG is bald joke, the better they'll do with the Dr Who crowd.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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I went there a couple of weeks back JMG.I took lots of photos. It was a very good day although it was at night.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:19,
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*Firm driving gloved handshakes*(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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baldmonkey.There would be terrifying driving, accompanied by jazz on the radio.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:21,
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I'd like to see his lap time. As well as the final body count.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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1:09:0814 cameramen
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/sully_pug.jpg_w450.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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I think I'll have to pass on this particular televisual ventureI'm not keen on top gear.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:23,
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But imagine Top Gear, with more headlocks and bullying.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:25,
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YES!Who could I be? I'm pretty much the same height as Hammond... my hair is significantly less stupid though.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:27,
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If you squished Hammond and May together you'd get a girl.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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No, you'd get a three legged race where they go round and round in circles.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:31,
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While laughing at all of Clarkson's jokes like a pair of cunts.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:35,
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A special step they bring out when you need to get into a 4x4(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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Last nights episode was goodI want to drive a steam train.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:29,
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And so you shall!*Waves wand of locomotive related dream fulfillment*
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:30,
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I WOULD LIKE TO DRIVE A CAT(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:32,
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I can CATegorically state that you won't.Only kitten (kidding).
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:34,
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do you always have TABBY so rubbish(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:38,
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I have a FELINE that's not a pun(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:41,
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I didn't remember that CLAWS in the contract.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:45,
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Top Spot Goes To The Topless Beach(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:42,
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fuck iteveryone else is making internoise.
I'm going to give it a whirl.
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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Quickly nowtell me how shit I am, so I can fill my scarf with repressed homoseuxal attention.
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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YEAHwww.b3ta.com/board/ignore.php?start=39915
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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THE BRITISH ARE COMING(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:20,
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I didnt stifle a chortle at my own jokeHonest
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:22,
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That's a lovely tune.Well done.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:24,
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I'm presently on hold, waiting to speak to someone in a doctor's surgery.The hold music is fucking DREADFUL. It's 'The Entertainer' but it sounds like it's some mong is bashing it out on a shitty Bontempi.
If you had hold music for your phone, what would you have? Would it annoy the tits off all who called you? I think I might have Higher and Higher by Jackie Wilson or Men's Needs by The Cribs.
Hello internet. I'm not in so much pain now.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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I'd have Optimus Prime telling people if they're not ringing for a good reason, he's going to come round and fuck you up.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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have we been aware of each other's existence long enough for me to cup your boobs?(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)
Frog ChorusIt would infect the mind of all that heard it and ruin their day
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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I learnt how to play Jump by Van Halen on the keyboard yesterdayI can't even play piano or keyboard.
I would have Johnny Briggs but farted out with an armpit.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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I think that people who criticise Charlie Chaplin for coming second in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like competition should enter a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like competition and see how well they do, before opening their mouths. It's not as easy as it looks.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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He's gone downhill in the last few years.I'll grant you that.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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be careful he doesn't write to insist that you are the projectionist for an all-night Chaplin filmshow
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vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:17,
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have you only just started getting Charlie Chaplin movies in the south?it's rather backward there, isn't it?!
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)
We really envy those Belfast folk, living in the cradle of the future.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:18,
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Charlie Chaplin was allergic to comedyThats why he avoided it at all costs
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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There's this website I go to sometimes and it says that it will be closing down for maintenance this evening.It claims that this is mysterious.
My questions is as follows, is that bendy thing on my arm an arse or an elbow?
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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Beats me, but you've got some shit on your jacket sleeve...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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Either way, they're a rather dull band.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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HELLO.Sorry I didn't get to Chil Chainnigh. Lack of funds and transport and arsedness.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:00,
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Then you missed going to a barbecue at a WIND FARM!That's how cool my life is.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:02,
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Oh, wow.Super cool. I got pissed in the local opposite an overgrown graveyard. Good times. The little cottage in the same street that I wanted to live in was sold for €300,000 o_O
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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Clearly Kilmacow is so behind the times that recession hasn't hit yet.Perhaps I should move there and become a property billionaire.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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Do, it'll be great craic.It's fucking tiny, and apparently the lovely garden I was admiring isn't even part of the plot. Craziness.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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All place names are made up.They don't go around turning places upside down to see what God wrote underneath them.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:04,
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Maybe in Ireland you do. In The UK God gave everything its name.Milton Keynes is in the bible.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Exodus 4; 17 And Moses led the Isralites unto Milton Keynes.Exodus 4 ; 18 And the Israelites said unto Moses, "Listen big lad, I mean, we appreciate what you're trying to do, but we're going back to Egypt.
Exodus 4 ; 19 That's right, Egypt, back into slavery, rather than live in this shit hole.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Was that real manure?I don't think so.
Was that real manure?
No it wasn't.
Was that real manure?
It's a movie. Stop asking me the questions.
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FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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ahahanice work
what's michael j fox like?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:03,
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phew, we got therewell done, chap
*handshake*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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He seemed very nervous when I met him.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:06,
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It's preparation for cr3's masterplan.He's going to remove Tuesdays from b3ta in an attempt to stop me becoming even more popular.
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:14,
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/\ what does this mean?(
SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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it's an arrow pointing up constucted from a forward and back slash, it usually indicates that there is something worth noticing above(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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doctor doctor, i'm a teepee, i'm a wigwam!calm down, you're two tents.
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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It's a secret message to a sleeper cell.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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*touches nose*(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I don't knowdoes anyone here know how to read english?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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THE END OF THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD.Seriously though, who fucking cares?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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I like to think that the best description for this place is'where people come together to compete in declaring that they care less about a variety of subjects'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:01,
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you're a fan of misleading and inadequate descriptions then?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:05,
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I care so little I can't even be bothered finishing this senten(
FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:12,
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Now, I'm no expert, but having done some investigation I've come the conclusion thatb3ta will be coming down for maintenance at midnight tonight.
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FoldsFive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:59,
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*JMG PARADE!*What do you dress as?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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Hammond Organ.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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I've got the sleves rolled up on my jacket displaying the quality lining.(
SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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Jeremy clarkson.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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casual homeless(
Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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My parents have one of them living in their palm trees in FranceIt keeps stealing the neighbour's chicken eggs and leaving the shells all over their garden
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:58,
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Pine martens are so cuteI saw a stuffed one in a museum. See also: ferrets.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:07,
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Cider KnightMan that wears trousers for a shirt and shirt for trousers
Stevie Wonder
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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so I'm walking through the estate last nightand there's these two little girls arguing about their dads
'my dad does heroin'
'well my dad does crack cocaine'
I need to move out of the ghetto
what do your kids say about you? before you coached them for that visit from the social?
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I've got a cat, but no children, does that help?Ooh, cactuses. I have cactuses.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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The plural of cactus is "loads of spikey hoors!"(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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PUSH THEM THROUGH(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:09,
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i did and then they wouldnt come in all nightand then this morning i let them in through the door (sigh) and then jasper tried shoulder surfing on my sister and she had to go to her new job with blood on her blouse cos he always uses his claws POOR BABA.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:10,
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Don't have any, don't want anyAnd unless Asexual reproduction becomes the new thing I won't have any. It's a win/win situation
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:52,
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I was putting rubbish in the bins behind our flatsand some kids called me a bin raider. For putting rubbish into a bin.
I blame the schools. Not teaching them right from wrong and in from out.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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"Jimmy, where you going?""I'm off in to go see Jack, and we're getting a take-towards and watching his new DVD, "Daytime Away From The Museum"."
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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You......you live on ...an estate?!?
*goes to wash hands* Oh god, I can still smell povvo on me D:
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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It's too late for you nowYou're going to spend all your money on cans of Spesh and waste your life chasing children around the park.
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:54,
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Also:When the social nurse came over when I was a bub to do motor skills tests on me she poured Hundreds & Thousands on my carpet and ask me to pick them up but I just called her 'DIRTY!' and ran and hid under my bed behind my inflatable He-Man punchbag.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:55,
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That's great.That's just what you want, vacuuming up a load of sprinkles. Why couldn't she have done it on a table?
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Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:56,
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I have no children.I have some pot plants in the kitchen. I'm sure they bitch about me when I'm not around.
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Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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my children say "FAAAATHEEEER, LOOOOOOVEEE MEEEEEEE" shortly before i disconnect their power supplies(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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no kids, sorrymy littles bruvver would say i was cool though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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"b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at midnight tonight. Ooh, mysterious!"NOO! WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS!?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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But, but, I'm going to be drunk tonight for the first time in nearly 2 months, :(!(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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I spent the weekend drinking rumthere may have been cross dressing, car crashes and nuns involved
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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if I were to guess, I'd say b3ta will be coming down for maintenance at midnight tonightOoh, mysterious!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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Oh well, I have no internets at home anywayFucking BT, screwing up the phone line order *mumbles*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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only you can see that.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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*cat hat cuddle*SO SCARY, BINKS.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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IT'S OK. we still have twitter.and maintenance sounds like a GOOD thing. MAINTAIN IT GOOD, BABY.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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It's a mystery to me what he's doing.I hope there will be bevelled edges though.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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But I might smoosh you!I don't want to smoosh anyone
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:44,
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i'm going round gathering up all the tiny people to shield them from this calamity*lays hand flat on floor*
hop on!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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*Waves a hatpin*WHAT IS THIS GIANT HAND?! People of Lilliput unite!
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Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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*booms*COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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Ah sure.Do us good.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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This is it!!!This is b3ta /talk shutting down FOREVER!
Someone, for the love of GOD, someone please set up a memorial facebook page!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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Lulz, I tell you. Lots of lulz.(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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i hear it's because rebel leaders want JMG to be unseated from his throne of power(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:43,
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there's going to be marching in the streets, empty fray bentos tins for masks(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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people lighting chip fat fires in the parks(
Lightguy hail satan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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I was down at Dunsfold the other week and managed to take a picture of himwithout his helmet. I know who it is, and no, I'm not saying or posting the picture.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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It was an accident. I had the wrong teeth in.(
Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:53,
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cr3 is putting in the new ID log in software that I asked for.Basically instead of a password, you have eject your DVD rom tray, place your chin on it and it it detects if there is more that one chin or you've got a Down's angled face then it won't allow you to log in.
This might be the last time I ever talk to some of you :'(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:45,
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OH GOD THE TRAY WENT BACK IN AND CHINS SIX THROUGH EIGHT ARE TRAPPED IN THE HOLE(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:46,
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They must be small chinsUnless you are using Laserdiscs
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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what about those of us with beards?!i don't want my glorious chin thatch getting me lumped in with the chubbers
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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You can make a 3d scan with your infer-red mouse(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:49,
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There had better not be :>((
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:47,
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I'm going to make all your posts a nice jolly GREEN colour!O hohoho a he he he diddly dee!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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Colours would make this place harder to disguise at work.(
SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:51,
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If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be and why?For me I love Andalucia (Spain)... but this could be due to the fact lots of ladies go topless just wearing thongs on the beach...
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i would have stayed on the grassy hill where i just went for a walk at lunchtime.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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Did you wear your cathat or was it too hot?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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Most of them areI was using some office space ones a while ago
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:30,
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Probably more than 3(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:41,
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i so wore my cathat.i've only just taken it off to pick all the dead grass and seeds off it from where i rolled down the hill.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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i have a photo of a view from the hill I SHALL TWEET IT.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:31,
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i havent taken any pics of myself in the hat though. seems a bit myspacey to do that.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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man you have to.as long as it's not from the crucial Myspace Angle I'm sure it'll be fine :P
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:34,
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TokyoIt's like geek central, all the electronics and stuff. Plus I'd be a giant among midgets.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:10,
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i'm only 5'7would I be above average height there? *dreams*
I would have to be like Michael Scott and mark the girls to know which was which though...
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:11, archived)
The average height for women is 5'1" and men is 5'7":(
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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ffs...so i'd be NORMAL wtf...
at least my willy would be bigger. Right? :'(
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
You might be slightly taller, I'm getting conflicting informationAnother source suggests that men average 5'5" in Japan.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I would like to live in Tokyo and get a gaggle of screaming mature school girls calling me Kawaii as I walk around like Hardogay going up to people shouting saysaysaysaysaysaysay at themDG o des FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:11,
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aDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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i saw someone who looked like you in clapham on saturdayunless it WAS you
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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Clapham?!!? FFFAAACK OFF!You'd have known if it was me.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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this fella had a girl on his arminstead of a rucksack fulla pugs
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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I would have had a pug on my arm and a racksack full of women(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:20,
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i just go there to visit peoplei don't know about this norf/sarf divide
frankly, it disgusts me
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:25,
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if all goes according to plan,i will no doubt be living in london in the not TOO distant future
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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OOoo really?Make sure you don't live in one of the shit parts.
Job stuff?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:39,
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yeah, i've got a man on the inside trying to get me a job as a writer for vidjo games:D :D :D
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:48,
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this is liesthe normal people live in the South, the North was populated with mental patients in 1943 and continues to be rubbish.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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shut it you shhhhllaaaaaaaaaagggggg ahhhhh(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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*gets a bloaty face*...you faaaaaaaaaaaackin' wha?
SCH
SCCHHH
SCCCHLAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAAaaaaAAAAGG AAAAH!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:35,
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For people who don't know who Hard Gay iswww.hard-gay.org/
video on myspace here which is safe
Japanese Comedy. Might not be safe for work although it's all in Japanese, isn't rude and there's no nudity. People might take it wrong though.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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As I work for the Japanese-based companywho make the acclaimed "car of justice", I'll give this a miss...
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I quite like London.I'd like to have a second place in Barcelona, though.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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ooh good choice. I'd go with Barcelona actually...but seems to be a lot of people loving Tokyo... not sure if it's because of the ladyboys... noones admitted that yet
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Are you thinking of Thailand?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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it's because /talk are mainly geeks and otakus.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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And closet furriesDon't forget them
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:19,
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filthy yiffers.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:22,
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kwaiiiiiiii(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:29,
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TokyoFor clubbing, people and the food.
Or Tampere, Finland, because it's beautiful.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:13,
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i've been theretampere, i mean
we weren't there long but i wasn't that impressed
kuopio was better
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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I do like it thereBut I went when it was BASTARD freezing, so it tainted my view a bit.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:18,
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For clubbing, people and the food.
Or Tampere, Finland, because it's beautiful.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:16,
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I was told I look finnish over the weekendI have no finn stereotypes so I'm not sure what it mean't
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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Cripes.I don't know. I'm a bit of a wuss, so it'd probably be within Europe somewhere. Somewhere where I wasn't too far away from my family, only maybe an hour or two.
I couldn't cope in the US or Canada or Aus or NZ. I'd get too homesick, I think.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:14,
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Too many spiders in AustraliaHorrible things
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:26,
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I don't mind spidersthough these are all the horrid poisonous ones, aren't they? I've just never fancied going there really.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:33,
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in all reality I'd like to continue living here, just in a better house and having more money(
Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:15,
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But whyyyyyy?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:32,
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Because when I'm there, I'm with/near people who make me happy.(
WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:38,
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can i have lots of little places all over, please?(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:17,
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Boobs get normal if you see them all the time.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:23,
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Scottish Highlands.I don't think I'd like to live outside of the UK for long term, rubbish as it is, I'd miss it.
I do love Scotland though.
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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:27,
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YESI almost wish I'd taken a camera now.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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SPACE or GREAT YARMOUTH PLEASURE BEACH(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:40,
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Nobody wants to live in Great YarmouthNot even people from Great Yarmouth.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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I'd divide my time between London, New Yorkand Minnie Driver's gusset.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:42,
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MALKOVICH MALKOVICH MALKOVICHwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur3CQE8xB3c
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:14,
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that's some typing right there eh(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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THREAD JACKWhy is /talk so quiet?
The one day I have to sit at home, and the internet refuses to entertain me.
Fuck you all.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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Oh I'll entertain you Baroness.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:58,
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I know it seems like I only appear whenever you say something that screams "OMGPANDER2MEEE"but honestly, it's just good timing.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:59,
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i keep telling you dg.these pauses aren't anything to do with the internet.
your brain is on its last legs, man
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:04,
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Man, I blew it out too early finkin too much(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:09,
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now, dgdon't tell fibs
it was just that you never knew when to stop when you were putting cotton buds in your ears
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:12,
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I haven't watched that all the way throughBut I bet you'd fuck it.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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I'm sorry Rik, you're bearing the brunt of my idiot woman hatred.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:17,
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it's okay sausageany attention from you is welcome PANDER
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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*snuggles you*Pandas for everyone.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:32,
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I meant the clipI've watched the film, although "classic" is not the word I'd use, I did enjoy it.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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fair enoughI'd say classic is a bit much too.. it is a pretty good film though
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
You only watch it because the girls screaming gives you a Broom-On(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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Cliff Richard's in the crowd pitching a tent over Venus Williams.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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Just as long as he doesn't sing(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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Surely Cliff would be doing that over the Men's Doubles?If you work for the police, searching for his criminal records is a sackable offence. True story. He's done some right gay shit.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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I was insinuating that Venus Williams looks like a man.And that sounds like the best reason to get sacked ever.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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Aha! Double Men Loving Attack right there :) It's like a Street Fighter special move.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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Why did George Michael have a brown mouth?ds s ssן s snq
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:29,
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One of his houses is in Norfolk.My cousins boyfriend fitted out his kitchen. I wonder if Cliff tried to bum him.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:38,
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When I was a carpet fitter I did a house for a priest.He had loads of paintings hanging on the walls that had all of the hands coloured in with black marker. as we were moving a wardrobe we pulled out one of the draws and I shit you not there were about 200 pairs of black leather gloves in there and generally on pair on most surfaces.
He also had a picture on his landing of a man in a long coat from behind, flashing a naked girl, with the hands coloured in black with marker pen.
Never fitted a whole house as fast as that :S
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:45,
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I also got threatened to be killed by a mental patient, offered sex as payment from an ugly woman with the world's biggest muffPeople flooding their house as we were there as they couldn't be bothered to stop watching TV to fix a pipe spraying water out a window, killed all the plants in a woman's house by accident, glued a door shut and had to kick it down... That's just some of them...
I loved being a carpet fitter.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:49,
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It was the biggest education of my life.I know it reads like a QOTW post but they are all true :S Got about 20 good WTF?!? stories from that job.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:52,
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I know. Seemed like a nice bloke, that's what made it worse.He just left us in this really crusty house and he went off and said to post the keys through the door when we're finished. Said to make some tea and the milk was 2 months out of date. TWO MONTHS D:
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:53,
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The shouting in tennis can be very distracting.Like when they shout "MISS!" or "OUT!" or "I heard your sister is going out with SQUEAK!"
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 14:00,
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Love that film.Adaptation. by the same writer is pretty good aswell.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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i love itI love charlie kauffman. King of the headfuck films
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:22,
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I need to watch Lost highway againto see if it makes any sense.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:25,
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oh yesbut i do love a bit of lynch - especially this
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:30,
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This is his best workwww.youtube.com/watch?v=q2KEN8XBL00
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:40,
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Hello overnourished. Champion and three time Mrs Plymouth, JMG is on.How's the internet?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Fat, stupid and dull.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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And shit, you forgot shit.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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WELL I AM QUITE ALRIGHT THANK YOU BINKYSAURUSI am back at my family home and it's great because there's food I didn't pay for and it's all yummy and my garden looks like a nice summery jungle.
How is your life nice snoozin' creature?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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it's all goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodmy parents' garden is a right lovely jungle in the summertime. you virtually need a machete.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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Say hello to your evil, horrible in no way lovely family from me.(
WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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Waiting for the gasman to inspect my pipes(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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I hope he's corgi registered, if you know what I mean.because working with gas is dangerous
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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Oh helloe I hears you has noe hot water
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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Must... remain... calm...Dear god that's adorable.
I want to hug it and squeeze it and luffs it.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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We've just got one of theseBichon Poo
Well my son has but he allows me to puppy sit occasionally.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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He loves himeven though Percy keeps pouncing on him and nibbles his ears.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:06,
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I'm sorry, I just don't get pugsthey look so miserable
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:16,
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They NEED me!They look so useless I can't help but think they are cute.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:19,
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That explains your taste in women!What's wrong with me?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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I've been like this since Saturday morningSorry.
My real life hatred for clinically stupid yet attractive women is dribbling onto the internet.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:23,
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they do rather have the look of an alien co-starring with Christopher Walken
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vladimir, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:20,
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I bet it would look cuter inside out(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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It's "gas safe" registered nowGod, where have you BEEN?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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I want corgis in greasy boiler suits, SCREW YOU GAS SAFETY BOARD(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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The gasman is hereHe's not wearing a boiler suit, he's not a corgi, and he's not attractive.
He loses on all three counts.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:18,
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oh my.*glasses steam up*
*clammy hands*
*Inhalers*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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are you sending me a randomburn? huh? huh? are you?*jostles*
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:44,
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When i get round to it.*slouches nonchalantly*
*chews toothpick*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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i burned one for you but i am too lazy to go to the post office.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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email a mp3 of you singing them, medley style.(
RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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oh god your ears would bleed. i am a dreadful vocalist.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:50,
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okay then... email a picture of you singing them medley style.I can imagine a voice of an angel then*.
*not Charlotte Church
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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(from down there) Cher's daugther look more like Moohala, so I'm safe from the ribbing.infidelsparadise.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/alg_cher_daughter.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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I know, I was disappointed, that's why I didn't add a link.Nice tits he has.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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DONKEY GUMS IS MOOHALA'S MUMPROOF
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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It's as haggard as your face, it no longer believes in life after the loving it's had.It's given up and resigned itself to its existence as nothing more than a wrinkly mess of a bag that looks and feels like it contains porridge, which it leaks constantly.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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My face looks like the Wicked Witch of the West got later life Down's Syndrome.You look like you've had your eyes thumbed in by an angry sailor.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:00,
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Christ, she pilled on the pounds since she gave up the smack.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:51,
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Oh cripes - it's the gasman!!(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:01,
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Three time Mrs Plymouth?Mrs Plymouth? Are you a laydee?
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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JMG is courting the SexFace vote again.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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I fully expect himto ask me which regular I really am, soon.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Wormulus has spoilt the art of pander baiting for all of us :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:55,
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in a frock?(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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I'm a bit bloaty due to sandwich and cola(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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Kick ass awesome(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:42,
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CAN YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR FIVE MINUTES MAN?!(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Stop bullying Friz about having knocked up his missus JMG, he'll be forced to run off to Brighton and blame CR3 :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:02,
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Telling your bird you nobbed Pickle Fairy, are you?Eh?
EH?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Not bad here JMG, hungry and tiredBut you will be pleased to hear that I have lost another 6lbs taking my running total to nearly 3 stones now.
Mrs Sp@m - Fighting the internet cliché for the sake of /talk
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:43,
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Wowzaz, that is a lot of flesh to shift.Congratulations svelte lady.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:47,
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Ta!i am rather chuffed with myself, I have jeans and a tightish top on today and I dont have a huge roll of flab at the front. If I could lose 2 more stone I would be over the moon!
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Wow, well done!(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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Barely here,in pain and calmer.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:49,
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Is everybody falling to bits?It's a good job I'm here as our saviour and healer.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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B3ta keeps on breaking.Also, are there ANY healthy girls on b3ta?!?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:53,
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This portion is fine and dandy, here.*deckchairs*
*light refreshments*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:56,
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*The headlocking of some uglies*(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:07,
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eating free Quality Streets(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:03,
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I have installed the web developer toolbar for FirefoxDisappointingly, it's not doing my web development for me.
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Newington, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 13:08,
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I f ixedThe lawn mower after I mowed the lead, pretty clever eh!!!for a girl!
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REPLY BUTTON IS THERE LOLAnd if you were pretty clever for a girl, you wouldn't have run it over.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=stupid+hat
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:33,
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Iwas daydreaming probably, but that dosen't mean I'm not clever!!!!
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Your overuse of the exclamation mark contradicts this statement.(
The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:48,
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you did this wrong, i'm afraidyou need to reply rather than posting a new message
you're almost certainly going to get some shit for this. so don't do it again.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:29,
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You're just boss-eyed and and didn't have your retardo-specs on.;P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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It's still pointing to "I like this" on mine(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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It's about 3/4 of an inch to the right of 'Reply' for me.(
OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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It's pointing at my mum on my screen :/(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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RETARDATION EVERYONEit's the ADHD of 2009
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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And you must have yours set to a big font due to the retardation.Ctrl+scroll up once on your mousewheel
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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YOUI heard about Cher's daughter having a sex change and I thought of you.
Am I too late to be the first to say that?
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:41,
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WINNARRRRRRR!So yeah, you're Chaz Bono to me from now on.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:45,
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Fixing the lawn mower - yesRunning over the cable in the first place - no
Neither is starting a new thread instead of replying. You have let girls everywhere down *sadface*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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YOU MUST HAVE AN IMAGE IN A THREAD!YOU'RE PUSHING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIT COMMENTS DOWN THE PAGE!
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fucking twat.(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:35,
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I'm feeling very poncy.I've just been nibbling edamame and picked up some dried cuttlefish from the local healthfood shop. It made my breath smell of a fish market. THIS IS MORE INTERESTING THAN MOWING THE LAWN.
Trufax.
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Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:36,
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and it sharpens your beak(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:37,
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Keeps your feathers shiny, too.Not sure the MSG is such a health perk.
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Bats, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Twisting the wires back together and wrapping in sellotape is not fixing.It's bodging.
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BindiBaji, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Caffeine overdose and nicotine underdoseBut mostly a deeply held hatred of idiot women.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:46,
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Oh loverly.....My neighbour had a Samsung DVD Hard drive recorder that no longer played some DVD's so he bought a new one and gave the old one to me to strip for parts (160GB hard drive in it)
I was about to strip it down when I noticed a bit of fluff around the laser head... Shirley not..... But yes. Removed the fluff, cleaned the laser lens assembly and one perfectly working DVD recorder.
Result :-)
What have you fixed recently?
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:57,
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yesI did tell him and offered it back (as i am nice like that) but he told me to keep it.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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I fixed a dressIt is a nice dress.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Someone said it looked like a dress that a posh lady would wear to a evening meal.He's a bit special though.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:27,
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Fine then, I take it back.It looks like something a scullery maid would use to wipe sick from a dog's arse.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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It was a work dress.I think I'd be arrested if I wore it out.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:30,
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Spacks have a very specific knowledge of style and taste.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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*nods*He's lovely, but he's been on very strong medication for the last 30 years, and he doesn't really get out much.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:31,
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i saw a lot of ladies in dresses and blokes in top hat and tailson their way to ascot this weekend
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:28,
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My deskIt was damaged in the move, cheapy flatpack rubbish
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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Itriedfixingmyspacebarandnowit'sevenmorebrokenI'mprobablygoingtotalklikethisallday.WhatmakesitworseisthatmydoghasthesquitsandisverypoorlyandIneedtotakehimtothevet.:((
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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maybe a full stop between each word, until it's fixedand awwww poor doggy.
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jenpots, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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That's.a.great.idea.Thank.you.internet.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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i say use the mouse to select a space bar and keep it in the clipboard.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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That's.so.much.effort.At.least.when.I.use.a.full.stop.people.imagine.me.talking.like.Stevie.from.Malcolm.in.the.Middle.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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IN A WHEELCHAIR, HUBBARDMAN.The internet's going to have a field day on this one.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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The.African-American.boy.with.a.respiratory.disorder.yes.Sooo.politically.incorrect.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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When I was younger there was no such thing as asthma, now every fucker has got it.In my day we called it 'Fat Lung' and they weren't allowed to do sport and were forced to detangle the skipping ropes.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Nah, asthma was our generation's ADHD.Everyone who got vaguely out of breath running around like an idiot at playtime was given an inhaler.
Softlads.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:18,
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i had genuine asthmabut it didn't stop me from doing PE because i'm a real man
a real man who was shit at sports
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:34,
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i was just shit at sportswhen we did the cross country runs, even the fat kids were faster than me.
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:40,
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Yeah, but then they're imagining you to be black and disabled.A combination ripe for TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING. Or at the very least some "it's OK, I can say it because some of my friends are darkies" comedy racism.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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My daughter has called one of her Nintendogs 'Darkie'also my other daughter made a Death Box for one of her cuddlies.
Kids are ace!
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jenpots, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:17,
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hahawhat was the Death Box?!
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:22,
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I dunnoI have trouble following her logic. It amused her though.
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jenpots, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:39,
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Actually, I have it as more of a William Shatner voice(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:13,
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SHATER...requires.more...FULL-STOPS!.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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www.leyholdings.com/Rubber-Bungs-and-Stoppers.html
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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For.all.my.bungs.and.stopper.needs!.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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I'm going to pretend to be ahmadinejad and not say elections lol(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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I read that as "erections"in a racist kind of way.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I fixed the alphabet to put 'u' and 'i' together.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:02,
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I haven't fixed anything reallyBut my old old TV you had to do a set Three Stooges routine to get it to turn on.
You'd pat the top of it twice as fast as you could and then boot it as hard as you could on the bottom of the stand and a quick slap on its side and it would turn on. It was one of those wood effect 80s one with the buttons that popped out. I loved that thing. If you went away from channel one the switch would shoot out across the room.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:03,
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My first tv used to get freaked out if you watched anything for more than about 18 minutes.I'm going home in 20 minutes, so I can die in peace.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:08,
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dy in peas Baby F, you r wiv da mangles now.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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*hums candle in the wind and marries Jack Tweed*(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:12,
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Your Mum (predictable)and my PC, phone and two goldfish.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:05,
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How did you fix two goldfish?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:07,
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I bet he cut them up and made them into one bg stretch goldfish.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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And a really small goldfish(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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maybe he fixed the two goldfish, the phone and the PC all together INTO MECHABRINGBRINGFISHTRON(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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you remember Stevie Star?.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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Actually I fed themand cleaned their tank. Shitty little bastards.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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My brother's jeans..a dog bit him and ripped a massive hole in the leg of his favourite jeans. So I fixed them properlike.
And I fixed my own meals at work. :)
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no but she ate my homework and then peed on the porch where the shoes go.and then had the cheek to look at me with her sad face on. I felt so guilty for booting her off the porch!
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I would have picked her up by the legs and cheered it up by spinning it around like an areoplane(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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she was a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig dog.not sure you would have managed. And she might have peed with excitement. She had a tendancy to do that when she was excited.
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My Mum's carShe couldn't understand why the heat gauge was going up and the fan span wildly.
I popped the bonnet and pointed to the empty coolant reservoir.
CARS: THESE ARE MAN THINGS.
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SuperMatt, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:09,
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I know someone that put screenwash in their oil filler.The old fashioned can of oil symbol was lost on her :)
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:11,
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Yes they areI must take mine to a garage. Hmm.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:15,
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Bathroom lightswitch.I had to use proper tools and everything.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:10,
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Blu tak and spit aren't proper tools Edd...(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:14,
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I used the squeaky hammer too. You know, the hammer that squeaks when you hammer it squeaks.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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my cock(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:16,
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I fixed a problemNow there is no problem and everything is good with the world. And my boss is letting me have time off which is good as I accidentally already booked my holiday.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:19,
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My boss wouldn't let me have my holidayso I left the job.
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jenpots, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:20,
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I have done this in the pastBut I didn't like much about that job.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:26,
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This is actually quite safe for workBut I just found out there are porn versions of Seinfeld, Scrubs and The Brady Bunch
All pics are just the cast. No tits or willies or anything.
What porn version of a TV show would YOU like to see?
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Why and what were you searching for when you found that?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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You make me sickForum two-timer
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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crying won't helpyou dirty, rotten, cheating rat!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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I think this tooPlus SA hasn't been funny since about 2005 also :*(
I miss Cliff Yablonski.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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I sometimes look at Comedy GoldmineBut it seems the only funny ones are now "MS Paint _________".
Oh well.
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Yeah.Fashion swat was awesome too.
Photoshop Phriday is too inaccessible now.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:59,
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PHOTOSHOP POP CULTURE IN THE PASTSeems to be it at the moment.
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The guy on the right of the Seinfeld one looks like Norm MacDonaldI'm pretty sure it is him actually, his career is in the toilet.
Which is a shame because I named my dog after him.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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I left him when I left my ex, because otherwise he would've actually killed himself instead of just threateningBut Norm aka The Mighty Horse will always remain the angle of my hart. Even though I haven't seen him in two years.
*actual sad face*
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:51,
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You had a suicidal dog?(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:56,
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DELIBERATE MISUNDERSTANDINGS, ONLINE!;)
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:00,
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CATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHAT(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Ashlyn Cole*rubs thighs*
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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that's not a suggestion for a TV show I'd like to see a porn parody ofthat's one of the "actresses" in that there seinfeld porn parody, and she's fucking hot.
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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:((
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:46,
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QOTW crew don't like my ideab3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post459080
Because it involves the truth.
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
"This one time I was getting my photo taken, and like.. David Hasselhoff jumped out and raped me just as the photo was takenso all you can see in the photo is the hoff dry humping me. I'm so ashamed. I er.. lost the pic, so can't post. But it definitely happened."
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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:54,
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[X] Lies[X] Sex
[_] Incest
[_] Shit Pun
[_] Apologies for Length
You're only 40% through an OFFICIAL QOTW RESPONSE. Please amend.
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"The hoff apologised for his infintessimally small length, and said he normally does this to his sister."(
Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:38,
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Battlestar Galactica(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:43,
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right in tigh's eye socket(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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Big Brotherit'd make it watchable.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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I'd be in that.www.costumedogs.com/images/04-10-2006.jpg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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A friz post littered with replies from SuperMatt.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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Birds of a Feather./ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:48,
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News at 10(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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The T&A Team(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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Prime Ministor's Question Time.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:49,
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Ohhh =(((I'm tempted to copy'n'paste TVGuide.com, but I don't want to be naughty stepped.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:55,
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Position: Impossible(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:50,
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You LOVE it! :)(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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Points on View(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:52,
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Legs Open All Hours(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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Also...www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
Words are nsfw
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:53,
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i'd just like to say,CATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHATCATHAT
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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IT ARRIVED?!In other news, a workman is supposed to be fixing my toilet today, the letting agent shall be giving him a spare key. Would I seem like a paranoid wacko if I said I'd rigged all the doors so I can see which rooms he's been in while I'm at work?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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No.Do you do it with hair? that's what I do.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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For kicks though, not to catch out mens.I'm going home in an hour, vomiting is not fun.
FFS.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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Very fine cotton thread(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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No, but my hair is too short to use for this purpose(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Nah, I would if a workman was coming into my house and no one was about.In fact, I don't think I'd be cool with that. I'd have to employ a watch-pug.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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watchpugs would make a great spin off comicdr pughatten, nite pug, pugymandias, etc
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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daw pugymandias.pugscarch.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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Pug-Manhattan with a massive blue nobbler flapping about behind him(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:38,
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Everyone is at work that has transport to get to the house(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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I'd ask a happy go lucky gypsy to look after my house for me.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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I TOLD YOU IT WOULD ARRIVE!Jobe - Psychic Wonder.
And, photos.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:31,
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no i don't*gets truth lasso'd*
OH NOOOOOO
it's true i love it!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:37,
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I asked my sister to knit me a jumper with her face on it.She refused.
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WormuIus, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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Morning baby barnet, how was Snore of the Worlds?(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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PISS ON 'ER GRAVE! THE MILK STEALING SATANIC BITCH WHORE.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:33,
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Well this looks like it's going to be fucking scarytwitpic.com/82mfd
Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:34,
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I saw that this morning. Fucking ace.See also: Helena Bonham-Carter whatsherface. This is scary.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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These are the first shots I've seen of this film.I think it's going to be ACE. And I'm psychic, so...
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:45,
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better one herewww.aintitcool.com/images2009/DeppHatter.jpg
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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BINKY I HAVE A POSTCARD FOR YOU I WILL POST IT TODAYcathat BUDDIES.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:35,
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OMG EXCITEMENT did you have a good time? what did you do? who did you go with? where did you go?(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:36,
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it was great, I was drunk for most of the timeI got stung by a jellyfish though and sunburnt and may not ever be accepted for another Ryanair flight because of ROWDINESS and ate loads of fantastic food. Went to Las Ramblas, the beach, hired bicycles, slept under trees in a park, missed the Sagrada Familia because of hangover but I will go again. Tired now. Sleepty.
How are you?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:40,
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THAT SOUNDS OMGAWESOME.i am well ta. i spent friday night and saturday daytime staffing a local surf festival which a buddy runs/organises, and then i was SO VERY TIRED after that that i did nothing else.
oh except BE EXCITED cos my little sister got a FIRST in her law degree. WHEEEEEEE.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:41,
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cor!clever binkysis.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:44,
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she always beats us.i beat my older brother on grades and she always beats us both.
she works hard though. SHE DESERVES EVERY PENNY she will earn as a great big lawyer.... after her master's degree anyway.
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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I'm jsut jealous I don't have any sort of hat, nevermind a cat hat.(
Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:47,
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 12:01,
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I've got a question for you.Anyone one with an iphone set up access to a Hotmail email account on their phone? I'd like to do it but not sure the best way about doing it. If you help, I'll do things.
If you are not interested/a miserable bastard/stupid, then you can ask me a question instead.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Do I have salmonella?(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:51,
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Don't squeeze too hardyou'll get a lovely present.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Did you just do too many drugs in Hamsterdam?(
RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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It'd be bloody impressive if they took 3 years to kick in.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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enjoying infamous?i really liked it. i was a good guy though. i might go back and play again as a bad'un one day
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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B's being good, I'm being bad.I'm very much enjoying it so far.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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i always play the good guy in video games.it's just not in my nature to be evil
unless i have no choice, like in prototype, then i run around snatching up pedestrians and throwing them at helicopters!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:18,
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Same here :)I can even bring myself to pick the 'Evil' trait in Sims 3
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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bioshock, fallout 3, fable 2i'm such a goody-two-shoes
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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Playing bad in Fallout 3 is really hard.I tried playing, kill and steal everything. I lasted about 5 minutes.
Bioshock Evil is good fun though. Bioshock 2 looks wicked.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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yes indeedyi don't normally like FPS games but bioshock is an exception
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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Same, same and same.I did try in Fable 2, but I just am not built to be a cunt towards people - even computer simulated people.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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I'd have been good if B hadn't got there first.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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i think the bad guy powers are betterbut people will throw rocks at you in the street which is bad for health
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:25,
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Yeah, then I just bioleech them.Take that, prole.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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haha. nice.i think for the most part it just comes down to which side missions you do
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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So far I'm an outlaw.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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I thought you went there last week?EDIT: After spazzing down, if you are as ill as you say, what the fuck are you still doing at work? Get yoursen home, pronto!
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RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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NoooooI'm at work because Monday's a bad day to be off, nobody believes you. I might go home soon, though.
I'm planning a trip to the dam in Octoberish time, DG was there a couple of weeks ago...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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By them or me?edit: ah, you ninja.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:27,
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Ninja? I've got noooooooooooo idea what you mean ;)(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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You lucky, lucky boy.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:32,
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It's easyYou place your iphone on the table, grab a big claw hammer and pound the iphone until it's dust.
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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It didn't work.No my phone doesn't either.
At least now I don't have to worry about Hotmail.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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When will my painkiller kick in, Jobe?WHEN?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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What did you take and when?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Ibuprofen 400mg about 15 minutes ago(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Another 15-30 minutes I'd say(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Waggle yourself about, get the blood moving.I don't know if it'll help, but it might.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:52,
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Why would you want to kill that lovely PAIN?:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Because its not fun pain.Its rubbish back pain.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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i thought that was a familiar timewww.imdb.com/title/tt0331811/
good film
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Groxi kwayznar?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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Dear Jobe,If you had the powers of a transformer, what vehicle would you be?
What is the most unattractive thing in the opposite sex?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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1) I'd transform into you2) Me :D
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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I hope the vehicular version of me is just me crouched over on all fours with a saddle on my back, ready to gallop like a mighty stallion.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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hey, you're not jobedeegeetron though, not bad
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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The question was too good to miss ;)(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Oh I 'd like to answer thisI would become an old plane like Jetfire, or even a Camaro like Bumblebee.
The most unattractive thing in men is when they scratch their balls and most dont seem to mind doing it in public. Imagine if we women started scratching our fanny itches in public.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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bumblebee is not a camaro!he's a beetle
i'd be ULTRA FUCKING MAGNUS
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Ohhhh I am just beginning to have G1 transformers forced upon meso is Ultra Magnus the huge one with the hammer that Rachet activated with the codes from Arcee ?
(sorry if this all sounds bollocks i don't even know if I am remembering an episode of the new animated or the G1 DVD's we bought)
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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THIS is ultra magnuswww.comicstatues.com/images/ultramagnusL.jpg
'cept he has legs of course
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:12,
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he's massive and has shoulder mounted rocket launchersJUST LIKE ME
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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I'd fucking love it if you wabbled your fanny at me.We do have to adjust sometimes. It's the reason we've got pockets, You wouldn't understand as you do not own undercarriage droopage.
Unless you've got one of those prolapsed fannies that looks like Mike Tyson's boxing glove after 12 rounds :S blllerg
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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I would like to be a Harrier Jumpjet.Also, girls with a chip on their shoulder are not attractive at all.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:57,
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Oh I agree with this,ladies should be smiley and happy at least until you get to know them, girls who walk around all grumpy and demanding are horrid.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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It doesn't matter how much of a honey they are, if they are a ball busting grumpo then noooooo thank you.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Is that after you've shagged them a few times?(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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I'm DG! How very dare you, I'm a gentleman!course.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Good one, DG.I would turn into a... a.... a........ one of those GIANT trucks that moves coal around. You know the ones - the ones with wheels the size of houses.
Underarm hair is pretty awful I think.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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I watched a documentary about a copper mine and they were talking about those trucksThey can carry 300 tonnes of coal in one go!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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They areA-mazing. I heard JMG needs to use one to get about Newcastle.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Smugness, emo cuts (you have the same haircut as all women over the age of 40 did in 2002)(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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I'd imagine the other kind of emo cuts too(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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Nah, I'm in a metal bandif I was put off by wrist slash scars I'd never be able to go in half of the places we play.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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Geek emos are easy to spotThey are the ones with backslashes...
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Sorry, it was a terrible joke(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:16,
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Looks like someone shotgunned them in the back of their mullet(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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Mainly smugness, though.My ex was his biggest fan, and it just got so WEARING. Plus he used to say that I embarrassed him when I smiled. :(
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:09,
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Sounds like a loser.and I thought I was bad with GFs ;P
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Yeah, he's a massive prick.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:13,
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I'd turn into a giant robomantis and fuck a hole in the side of a truck.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP(I've had about 2 hours sleep)
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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Will I ever get to go a day without watching TransformersI love it but it's the only thing we're allowed to have on when we're eating.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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But is it proper transformersor the new movies?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:58,
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Both or should I say eitherOur morning routine has gone from, breakfast, books, craft, lunch, park, nursery.
To Breakfast, books (I have refused to get him transformers books) craft which is now making transformers out of yoghurt pots and cornflake boxes to eating lunch in front of the damned telly watching G1, the new animated series or the film. And finally we go to nursery.
He starts school soon full time so I am being a BAD BAD mum and spending loads of time doing stuff he wants to do cause I am soft and I will misshaving him at home.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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That daily schedule requires more CenturionsMAN AND MACHINE, POWER EXTREME!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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I watched Transformers 2 - Rise of the Fallenon Saturday. I was disappointed, but it was good mindless cinema. As someone on here said last night, Megan Fox provided two reasons to make it good.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:59,
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Dear JobeWhy do I lack interest?
Sincerely,
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:56,
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Dear Maximinimus,Your lack of interest is probably due to the fact this is quite a specific question that (most) people will not know anything about, or care about. I can only apologise, and hope that my other option, and indeed this reply, has gone some way to making things better.
Yours,
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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here's my questionwhat's new, pussycat?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:00,
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careful, binky will try and wear you on her head(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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noooo not you.you're a bit big for that.
can i skin you and wear your pelt like it was my own?
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:26,
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You can, yes. But only if you provide me with something else to wear.(
Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:29,
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Go to the settings optionpunch in your details.
I only have an ipod touch but i assume they're the same.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:01,
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I tried this.Thanks for being the only person to answer the first bit though :)
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:03,
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OH GOD I HOPE SOmorning binks, listened yet?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:02,
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I HOPE SO TOOi ordered it on wednesday and it says they usually dispatch within a couple of days EEEEEEE
yes i have listened I LIKE IT i have only listened once though and i still havent finished burning mine I SHALL MAKE A CONCERTED EFFORT TONIGHT and post it tomorrow i promise
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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i think mikewozere's has arrived. i have to pay £1.08 to get it though!(
manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:17,
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OH mine appeared with a sticker on saying £1.08 to pay but i had it anyway so i chose to ignore that.(
sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:23,
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i havent listened to it yet because I CANT READ THE TRACK NAMES.i might have to use shazam! to find out what they are :(
...YAY i get to use shazam for something useful! :D
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sleepybinky, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:24,
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when it looked like i wasn't going to get it at allhe made me a spotify playlist the same as the cd. i've listened to that
if you want to use shazam, i won't send you it :)
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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I sure hope so.I'm going to get your hopes all up by saying YES. Yes you will get your cat hat.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:04,
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That's why I moved away from hotmail, they don't allow any kind of pop3/imap, you can't even toward it to a non microsoft email.They are so fucking shitty about using there products that i left.
Everything on google syncs well though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:05,
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Does it all sync to google calendar too?I thought I might have to do this. Will be a pain setting all my emails to go to my gmail account instead though. I saw on hotmail that you can only forward emails to another microsoft address. Annoying.
Thank you
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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It does sync, iPhone calendar and google calendarBoth ways. Fantastically useful.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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Do you have a job for me?------------------------
Alternatively, do you know of the best place to look for a job online?
Also: does this help? windowslivehelp.com/solutions/settings/archive/2009/03/30/how-to-setup-hotmail-on-iphone.aspx
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WHARRGARBL, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:06,
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Looks interesting. Thank you. Will try that out later.And I would recommend fish 4 jobs - I've used it a few years ago, was pretty good.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:14,
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:Dwhat type of job you after btw? I prolly have some contacts if its in IT.. gaz me
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1) Open safari2) Surf to www.hotmail.com
3) Enter your e-mail address
4) Enter your password
5) Click 'login'
6) Read e-mails
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applehead herp derp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:07,
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I want it to tell me when I have a new email. That all works well, but it's not POP or Push or whateveryou kids call it these days.
Thank you.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:10,
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Sorry, noI have a gmail account instead. I can try it though if you've something to test?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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I've nothing to test. It's just I've had my Hotmail accountfor years and years and it'll be a hassle to change everything over to my gmail one. I'll get over it though. In time.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:11,
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aaaaaaaa herro!How's the place coming on? I've got to go to Ikea on Thursday as I broke my chair by falling over it when drunk and giggling. I even said "Weee!" as I was tripping over in the dark.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:28,
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hello!we're pretty much all done with the flat, now it's GARDEN TIME! Then housewarming, phew!
Ikea late night is best, fewer children. How are you, Donkey Bums?
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:42,
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Oh fucking hell.I have the most complicated space bar configuration ever and now I can't get the fucking thing back on. :(((
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:08,
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Fortheloveofgodhelpme:(.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:19,
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you could type '& n b s p'(minus the speech marks and spaces) after each word
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applehead herp derp, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:21,
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CHAOS!You have to pay microsoft for them to give away your hotmail POP details. It's not worth it, move to Gmail, get a google calendar, set your homepage to iGoogle and never look back.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:22,
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Time for a new thread I think, and for me to get back to work. Or actuallystart work.
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Jobe, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 11:30,
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search on google...youll get the info you needand are you serious?
(wimbledon themed question)
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Our house builders are on site tomorrow to put in the driveway and dig the site for the foundationsWhat's exciting in your life?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:38,
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Might they find the bodies of the children?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Not yet(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:39,
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Nothing really right now.I did just have a blueberry muffin though. Woo.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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I was sailing on a sigma 33 on saturday...It was very choppy and and one point I actually thought I may die!
it was awesome!
EDIT: as a side note... I was sailing with an Olympian!
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Not knowing what type of food poisoning I have, if I have any at all.FUNFUNFUN.
However it is a laugh running back and forth to the loos and almost knocking colleagues over.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:43,
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maybe the kind Elton John/Marc Almond had after visiting the docks(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Ah, the apocryphal kind.No. I only swallow when surprised.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:44,
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I think it might've been the chicken last night.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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I don't know what's set me off.I thought it was nerves, because my mum is going into hospital today to have her cancer operation.
But I've had to dash to the bog 5 times this morning already, so I think it's a bit beyond simple worry.
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Ah, I'm on 9 so far.I hope your mum's alright, chap.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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Borrow a laptopThen you can work from the toilet, problem solved
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:46,
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Good point.Ohhhh, Maxi, make the pain go away. It's getting worse :(
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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A hug would probably make it worseHave you tried a really strong cup of peppermint tea?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I've run out of bags... what a time to, as well.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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enjoy thati poisoned myself a while ago and was more ill than i could remember being for ages
:(
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:48,
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I'm at fucking WORK as well. Stupid Mondays.(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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yeah, i was too AND it was a monday (mondays are 12 hours days for me)got sent home at lunchtime though
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:53,
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I doubt I'll be sent home, I'll have to make that decision myself.I'm thinking it might be a half day annual leave sort of situation. It'd be alright if there were books in the loos at work.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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Shame about the gig :SAlso (FB ref), the reason you can't get them to fit your knees is because you're a pirate and have peg legs.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:49,
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Fucking annoying is what it is. Bloody peg legs.Aye, it was a shame, I was looking forward to it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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Ah well, they sound like a bunch of dicks.Our gig at the Chop N Rod fesival fell through because the council wouldn't give them a music license XD. I wasn't that bothered by it anyway...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:54,
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Yeah, innit.I'm going to end up as svelte as you by the end of the day.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:55,
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i'm pretty excited about lots of thingsat the precise moment you asked, i was being excited about scribblenauts
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:47,
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You're always way too excited about EVERYTHING.100% true facts
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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The filmwork i'm doing this weekand i'm 21 tomorrow
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Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:50,
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*hugs*I'd like to fluffy you all. Because you're worth it.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:42,
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are you trying to wind up someone who was here at 4am?because they might, MIGHT have gone by now
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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I would like my boss to hurry the fuck up and get into the officeSo I can find out if I can go on holiday. Grr.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:44,
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I'll save you the bother of waitingThe answer is no.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:47,
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No I'm notMy boss luffs me.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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i like my boss, but he's leaving in 3 monthsshame
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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AwwI hope you have a nice replacement (unless you are stealing his job...)
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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no i'm notand yes, i hope so too. i can't imagine working for a nicer bloke though.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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A hug from you would be like hugging a bin bag at the back of Glaxosmithkline Mouse Testing WingMorning all!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:47,
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I made an suit of armour out cider boxes. I had a sore head for most of it.Doris is being gay and need to fix her. You?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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gay in what way?mine was ace thanks. i was visiting a friend in that london
crashed a house party (sorta), played in some parks, fun stuff!
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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Ah gotta Love that London.She's squealing loads. I think her right brake is fucked from when I had that crash a few months ago. Ah well, payday on Wednesday, finially have some dosh in the first time in age.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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awww MANi don't get paid until next tuesday
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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It's been a long month as I got paid early last month, 6 weekend month I think.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:20,
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crivensdon't spend ALL of it on new dresses, kay?
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:22,
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because summer is hereyou'll need a floppy hat as well
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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I'll just comb my hair into a cowboy hat.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:31,
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i see you already have it all planned outi don't think i'm needed as a financial advisor after all
*sigh*
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:40,
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Not any more it wouldnt bethey closed the GSK labs and factory in Crawley.
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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...but for the sake of the joke...let's imagine they were still open, ok?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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All those beagles out on the street"can I bum a ciggie mate, just one?"
And the monkeys just wandering about with their brains exposed and wires off their nipples.
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magnum, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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Oh, i think there is one in brentford stillI think its just a office though, but there may be testing labs there too.
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turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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There are testing labs in there!!!! 1000% TRUE!They've got monkeys with their skulls lopped off too!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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Are the monkeys all running about on the great west road causing chaos with the traffic?(
turb0t, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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Those are Motorway workmen. so yes, same thing.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:10,
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No testing labs in Brentford I'm afraidThere are, however, underground labs at the Stevenage site.
*ex-GSK employee
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I'm going to kick you until you shit jam out of your nipples(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:49,
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Quam vista flurgnurg?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:27,
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this is with pillows about the face isn't it?*takes a deep breath.. fakes death*
(, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
did you not pay postage on your randomburn?SOMETHING has failed to be delivered and i seem to remember binky saying she had to pay some postage for yours.
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manolith hooray for me, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 10:41,
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