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Three CDs in a row not in the database.
It's the 21st century and I'm typing in the bloody track names by myself like some sort of semi-literate washer woman. You fail me, The Internet, you fail me. And you couldn't tell me the age of that annoying girl out of La Roux earlier either. Information superhighway my knee-tapping schlong. Bommyknocker. Honey. Attention.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

nurse this ones gone spastic too, can we put him down?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

Thanks fuck for that ... he weighs a ton.
Mwaap mwaap mwawawawah!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

okay, which retard switched accounts with our astro phizzle doctor?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Popular culture is moving TOO FAST for the internet

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

But I've just upgraded my internets to 14.4 kbps.
This is unpossible.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I think you should write to the head of the internet and complain
That is outrageous behaviour.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

Have you started proper drinking again?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

They had a steam train on Top Gear last week.
Did you have a little wank?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

Steam is for gays
I'm all electric with a lazy semi for diesel
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

We're so far into the 21st century that CDs are obsolete
you old fucking cunt with your shiny plastic discs, what the fuck is wrong with you, what sort of prick uses physical media these days?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

I should keep quiet about the disc with actual physical grooves in it then, eh?

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)

man, video 2000 is where it is at, right i'm off to do some breakdancing

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

I still buy CDs.
More resiliant, better quality, and I like to get something physical for my money.
And so I can show off easier.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

You'd think someone somewhere
would already have put the Cheeky Girls discography up online for easy copy/paste action.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)

see, the thing about the cheeky girls, is, you see, they are sisters and twins, and they want me to touch their bums
i like this about them
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

Have you been privy to their little brown palaces of delights yet?
It's a matter of time. These Romanians.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

i had my finger burnt by tatu
well by a bloke in estonia really, but i did mention tatu before it kicked off
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

for easy copy/paste action

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

You should bask in the glow of owning music that even the internet hasn't heard of.
Scott can only dream of such a thing.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

i need more info from you? what is your budget in his fishing exploits?
i have stuff i can send too
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

Basic starter set, his dad might pull his finger out (but I doubt it).
I don't want to spend too much money at first - see how he gets on with it :)

Say about £40 to begin?

/totally ignorant when it comes to fishing

Thanks for this :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

no worries it gives me a budget, i'll let the lads know too, we have loads of stuff around
give me a week and i'll sort out a nice little bit of kit, even if he drops the idea, just pass it all on
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)

I owe you one.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

nah, fishing is a good hobby for young lads, i remember getting the bus with my tackle
then girls came along and my tackle changed :(((
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)

Shonen Knife are still performing.
I learned this the other day of The Internet. So it isn't a complete failure.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)

That's nice dear.
Marbella is on the telly. A bloke said it is 'fashionable & sexy'. It's nice to know I'm living somewhere fashionable & sexy while I'm sat around in my pants.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Fashionable pants?

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

Yes

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

He neglected to mention that it is only fashionable and sexy BECAUSE you're sitting around in your pants.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

YES

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

This is the reason that it is fashionable and sexy.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

YES!

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

i heard it has an english mayor, is that right?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

Ye...
actually, I don't know, think the old mayor is in prison though 'cos he was corrupt as fuck
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)

it's worse when they're in the database,
but you realise after ripping it that the Track Name and Artist fields have been put in the wrong way round.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)

Or they've been pummelled into the keyboard by an illiterate oik whose knuckles drag on the shift key.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)

FUCKING HELL.
International Football.

If you watched it, your thoughts. If you didn't, the USA beat Spain 2 - 0. What do you say to THAT?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

CHRIST!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

FOOTBALL!

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

That Clint Dempsey,
buff or what?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

He sure boils MY potatoes.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)

booyah

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

It's like the Spanish-American war all over again.

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

GADZOOKS!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:22, archived)

It's only the Confederations Cup
While it's an impressive win, the USA can't really boast until they perform at a World Cup.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I agree with this.
It's certainly a win to make people go GOSH, but it's only relatively minor.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Cor blimey Mary Poppins!

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

I heard a football joke today. This is it
"I found a Newcastle United season ticket nailed to a tree today. I kept it, of course. You can never have too many nails." The end
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

*applause*

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

Cheers.
I'm sure it's funny to the knuckle draggers amongst us. I, however, am WAY above this kind of thing.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

that's a slice of malarkey
and no mistake

sorry, me no speaky football-y
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

i'll take your brain to another dimension
i'll take your brain to another dimension

i'll take your brain to another dimension

play close attention
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

CRIMINEY!

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

THEY'RE THE BEST SOCCER BALL TEAM!

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

Go team foot!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)

LAWDY!

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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

BY JOVE!

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

I CARE
LOOK AT ME CARING
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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

You're a lesson to us all.
They should get you on telly and make Cilla Black and Dame Judi Dench present you with a medal.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

it's the impossible dream

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)

You know they say Never Meet Your Heroes
in case they turn out to be absolute dicks.

I met Patrick Moore once and he wasn't a dick. Just absent minded. Later on he agreed to answer some questions for an article I was writing, and fulfilled the deal with a sheet of A4 fresh off his 1932 typewriter, in the post three days later, therefore proving himself a legend.

Have you met your heroes and how did it work out?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I doubt i will ever meet Optimus Prime :(

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)

I loved Mark Kermode's review of that film

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

He's a bit shit really
he expects stories and good plots from Michael bay films
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

I used to hate Kermode
but since I saw Pans Labyrinth I totally agree with everything he says
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

what does he say
I've only seen the transformers review and I am far too lazy to look at other things.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

he liked star trek

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I liked Star Trek
instead of Kirk being the suave, controlled tactician that he was in later years, the young Kirk got the crap kicked out of him all the time. Made a change.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

what did he say about Pan's Labyrinth?

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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

It's a decent spanish civil war film spoiled by some sub-muppet bollocks.
(I should imagine)
(if that is not what he said then he was wrong)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

"needs more Animal drum solos"

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Ooh
if I press Ctrl+Enter from the subject line, I don't need to enter any message at all.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

And a bit of manamana

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)

If I liked some franchise
and a director made a monstrously shit film of it, I'd be aggrieved. Did you honestly like it, or do you just forgive its being shit because it has Transformers in?

I've only seen clips of it, mind.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

It's not a patch on the original film.
But it's not terribly shit, like Secretary.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

I haven't heard it yet.
you got a linky by any chance?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

There isn't really anything to 'hear'

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/2009/06/transformers_190609.html
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

hahahaha

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

^^ what flapjack said ^^

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)

you might in transformers 3
if you audition
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

But I won't because he's not real he's a fictional alien robot who can transform into a vehicle
Sorry to disappoint planearm but it's all CGI.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

*reads*
*runs off crying*
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

Anne Summers would be all over that shit
if it were true.

/solo sex quip
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

you might get to
meet his voice artist though. Although in that case, chances are he was also the voice of Gi Joe, ManDark, Wolverine, Store guy #2 in Family Guy and Godzuki. Voice talent actors tend to get around.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

they do but's not the same

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

Maybe I'll get to meet him, but, Gonz is all the way over there so it may be a while

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:54, archived)

'The Gonz of Navarone'
I hear he's nice, really.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

Gonz with the Wind

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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Gonz in Sixty Seconds

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weaver., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

The Gonzfather

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)

Porky's 2
electric Gonzaloo
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

Batman Begonz

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

why do I feel ilke a Creative Writing teacher in a cardigan
when I want to clap and praise your 'excellent sideways thinking'?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)

When I was 20 some of my heroes were goth rockers Tiamat
I got an interview with them for the student rag, trekked to London to see them, met them in the Astoria for a coffee and, as they deadpanned me and looked utterly bored, a chilly silence developed. A silence I punctured by blubbing out in a teenage high pitched squeal "I CAN PLAY ALL YOUR SONGS ON GUITAR!"

The interview finished about 18seconds later.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:55, archived)

aw dude
but then, if they were as friendly and accessible as McFly you may have also lost all respect for them.

(RIP Astoria by the way.)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

I liked them because they'd just picked up where Sisters of Mercy had left off
it was looking so promising.
My interview technique has got better with age.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

I met Sylvester McCoy. He was beyond wonderful. He gave me a hug.
I've also met Jon Pertwee. He was a proper luvvie, but very charming.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

One day I hope to be groped inappropriately by Tom Baker.

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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

nice, nice, LECHEROUS PERVE C-C-COMBO BREAKER
I don't know what's got into me tonight
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

I thought the McCoy was funny
ever since he was in Vision On. It was nice to see him purge the Dr Who typecast by playing a real-life story kidnapper who tied up a woman and kept her in a hweelie bin in his garage for months. It was a highlight of early Channel 5. regarding Tom Baker, just wangle your way onto a stage production with him, I'm sure it will only be a matter of time :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

But Pertwee is dead now, so he was dead before you met him and dead after you met him
I can only conclude that you were a contributing factor in the death of Jon Pertwee, you fucking bitch.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I WASN'T
I told him I was actually more excited meeting him more than anyone else, as I loved Worzel Gummidge. He was quite pleased :)
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

There's only so much
the heart of an aged dandy can take, and I'm pretty sure WW could finish him off any time she liked with a bat of the eyelids.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Not quite my hero - but I met Toadie out of Neighbours
he was a good laugh, and took the piss at out of my arm, which had just come out of plaster following a quad bike accident
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I met Paul Van Dyk at a club many years ago when I was off my nipples on pills
I kept telling him he was great, he looked embarassed & fucked off to get a beer as soon as he could.

Also, I was dj'ing at a club in Brixton & well known female techno dj Gizelle was up after me. We chatted for a bit, she leaned in towards me, I thought she was going for a kiss so I kissed her. Took her a bit by surprise, she was only leaning in 'cos she couldn't hear what I was banging on about.

Ooh, I feel all qotw now.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

I saw PvD come on and sing one of his tracks live with Element Four, before starting his 3 hour set at Gatecrasher
he tripped over a stage amp when he ran from the mic to the decks and nearly fell on his arse
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Heh :)
It was 1993 when I met him, his MFS x-mix had just come out. Fooking hell I feel old :(
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

In my industry, I get to meet many people.
I suppose it would either have to be John Lennon or Jimi Hendrix.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

dood!
I'd one day like to chat to Trevor Horn- have you had dealings, and is he a dick? Should I avoid to avoidworshipping disappointments? Or is it irrelevant? :-)

/still sorry about his wife and the air rifle incident though, not that I had anything to do with it...
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I've only met him at a party.
It was one of Gus Dudgeon's do's and I didn't speak to him much. Horn always said that Gus was a great producer. He taught me lots, mind you we did it all very differently then. I met Hendrix when I was a lad at the Isle of Wight festival. I was there with my uncle who was with a newsreel crew.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:16, archived)

ah well
you can AWESOME me up when I come to your do anyway. It's all wasted on these kids really :-) They don't even know they've been born, apart from the involountary respiration of course.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)

Winner

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Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

No I haven't

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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)

I have not met any of them.
I hope to meet 2 in my line of work.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:09, archived)

John Holmes
and you're a fluffer?

sorry, kidding

"That motherfucker died of AIDS or some shit"
"I heard he fucked fourteen thousand bitches"
(Mr Bungle)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)

I WAS 4 FEET FROM RUSS ABBOTT

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)

i've never found anyone who fulfills my need
a lonely place to be, and so i learn't to depend on me,
i decided long ago, never to walk in anyones shadow
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)

Apparently my Grandad used to have Stirling Moss over for Sunday lunch occasionally
and he brought a young Roger Moore with him a few times.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)

Do I have someone on ignore or something?
Whats the best thing in the world?
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

My kids
and no. It's just shit here, but I have nothing better to do.
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jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

make a picture!
or ninja some ass :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:51, archived)

I have never made a picture and wouldn't know or care where to start
and I've been to the gym and gardened today. I'm knackered.
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jenpots, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)

to crush your enemies
to drive them before you and hear the lamentation of the women.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)

I don't understand Dr Shambolic's "please charge me" comment.
If I were sticking a sticker on Blunkett's dog it'd be "HOW'S MY GUIDING? 081 811 81 81"
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

he got charged by a bull

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)

I thoguht he got trampled by a cow
a week or two ago?
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

thats what you get
for walking yer daag.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

or "I'm with stupid" or something
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

Stickers don't usually stay stuck to dogs for very long anyway.
Maybe we could staple it on?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

I have stickers
the stickers say THIS CAN BE SWITCHED OFF,

I'm not sure this would apply to a dog though
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

Dogs can be switched off.
With a hammer.
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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Only Jesus can then turn them back on again though.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

it'd be a shame if he traveled to London to apply the sticker only to find that
Blunkett was currently in Sheffield, if anyone knows for certain where he is we should send a gaz, just in case
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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

I've got a tesla machine as seen in the hollywood blockbuster The Prestige
so I'll copy myself and go to sheffield AND london AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME!
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

I've got a sticker with a unicorn vomitting a rainbow on it

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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

Why would you go to all the effort of lighting these candles only to put them out again?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0ZjjMBXMpk

pfft, airbender.
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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

I wouldn't waste that on blunkett's dog

maybe wait for a blue peter dog, or dunston from dunston checks in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:22, archived)

I hate skype for making all numbers clickable
When I "yell" a number I don't want to skype it I want to see the number not half of it.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)

You can turn that off somehow

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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

TELL ME HOW!

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)

Depends on the browser
but it may be something like:

* Open your browser and look for the blue Skype icon in the upper right-hand corner (icon should be blue with an "S" and "123" with a green phone image)

* Click on the Skype icon.

* A window will pop up asking you if want to "Turn number highlighting on". Uncheck the box to disable and click "OK".

* Now open up a site that you know had clickable numbers on it and test to see if it worked
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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

u fucker
!!
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

Doesn't it install itself as an add on?
Think I just removed it.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

top right hand part of your browser underneath teh X
you should have a skype blue icon - click and turn off clickable numbers !
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awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Why would I ring Live and Kicking to make comments about that?

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mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 20:49, archived)

I just confronted an Indian woman who was trying to steal my bin.

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:07, archived)

WTF

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Wheelie Theft Fail

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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

click

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

oh wow, I sat on a bench today

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:08, archived)

Oh please. Mine is nowhere near as mundane as that

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

I've not even mentioned the ducks yet.

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

:( I hope you didn't sit on any ducks
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Oh boy, a bench made from ducks

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)

oh look, reality
www.mppl.org/images/about/duck_bench1.jpg
www.luphen.org.uk/images/2006/2006-02/2006-02-05-133445.jpg
farm4.static.flickr.com/3527/3464328492_54e3926db3.jpg?v=0
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)

moar chicks n dck bnches pls

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)

surely not both?
image14.webshots.com/15/8/14/66/172481466JjziOX_ph.jpg
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

i always like to make it clear what ethnicity everyone involved is if i'm relating an anecdote

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

I hope he types what she said in an indian accent

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

But how will people know you're a bit racist?

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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

Well, she was Indian
If I said "some woman", you might have thought she was BRITISH.

I wouldn't want that.

Vote BNP.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

haha

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

Where's your bin?

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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

BASTARD.

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

No, my parents were married

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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)

I apologise.
I must have mistaken you for someone else.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

I see

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:09, archived)

Where's your bin?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

I haven't been anywhere

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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)

no, where's your wheelie bin?

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

I wheelie haven't been anywhere
LOL
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)

oh all right
I've really been up your mother
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)

I've got a sticker with "please charge me" on it.
I'm going to London to stick it on David Blunkett's dog.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I demand one of these!
*ventures into a field full of bulls*
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Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

I think a flash of your shiny white arse-globes would be invitation enough for any red-blooded bull.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

don't worry
it won't gore you
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

I've got mussels cooking for my tea.
I'm going to eat them with bread that I baked and salad that I picked.

I am very much enjoying being a graduand.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Surely mussels cook too quickly for them to be cooking while you do The Internet.
But congratulations on your graduandness.

I've just picked some salad and some beans and some raspberries and some strawberries. I think I've killed my blueberry bush.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

I'm about to make a stroganoff.
I do make my own bread for my packed lunches though.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

I go to the supermarket and buy it.
Sometimes I buy a sliced white loaf. Get me.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

I'd buy an electric car if it had legs

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

me too
and I can't even drive
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)

you wouldn't need to drive,
you could just stumble down the road
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)

get a brew on

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

I would.
But you've given me a stalk on and I can't get close enough to the kettle to fill it up.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)

I'm very disappointed Piston's removed his standup.
I never got to see it :(
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ArthurTheRat, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

KNICKERS!
AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK YEAH! I'M ON FORM.
BODY FORM THAT IS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA IN MY KNICKERS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You pricks.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

No offence.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Pisspipes

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The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

I have a rant that isn't threadworthy
frizfrizzle.tumblr.com/post/129424641
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

nothing you can ever say is read worthy.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

but to give you break and some validation, you're probably partially more entertaining than pistonbroke.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Cheer up, you might get lucky like Sticky Label.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

even though the situation with sticky was apparently just horrific,
that little ASCII thing always made me laugh.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Hang on.. you found something I did vaguely amusing?
Aww. I'm touched :)
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

wait, that was you?

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Sorry
www.b3ta.com/talk/5789129
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

haha, I don't care how much of a loser I think you are, I still laughed.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

that is outstanding

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

He might get to meet CR3?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

STILL BORN!

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I wish you'd been still born

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:07, archived)

And not be trusted with matches?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

Why did you delete your stand up :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Have you not seen the comments?
Jesus man, don't be so fucking stupid.

Oh wait- you did a performing arts course.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Lol
At least I'm good at my stand up.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Point taken.
However, I'm still not re-posting it.

That was epic level flaming.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'd still like to see it
Mainly because, as a stand-up, I may be able to give you tips and that.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

I think on reflection I'll leave the open stage and mic to more talented individuals.
I.e. Lee Evans.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

:'(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:33, archived)

It was pretty bad dude.
It was simple things - like instead of asking somebody not to repeat the punchline, you could have turned it around that you werent using original material to her being in your head, then taken a shit on the floor in rage. THAT would be YouTube worthy.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:35, archived)

Stop nicking my material :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

I didn't nick it, I'm a psychic. I'm in your head. To answer some questions Friz.
1. Those thoughts about your cousin aren't natural
2. No, that isn't normal
3. It's okay to cry because you're lonely, sometimes
4. You do masturbate too much
5. But you're right; nobody will ever love you
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

1. I fucking hope not, as I have none
2. Oh :(
3. But after I've drank 8 cans of White Cider, all I have are my thoughts and... oh god.. the cutting.. the cutting starts
4. I have two hands and one cock. Go figure.
5. :'(
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:43, archived)

nah, bollocks, if you enjoy it, fuck everyone else, do it again, why not? There's enough time spent doing things you hate doing. My view is, if an audience sits there, they deserve everything they get. All are equipped with legs, well most probably, and they could leave.

I done swears there, did you notice?
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:36, archived)

They tried and he shouted at one of them :(

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

well I missed that bit, I saw 1 minute or so, then skipped to the end. So maybe he did, I'll have to take your word for it, as there is not possibility of seeing it ever again
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)

He also raped the entire front row
Between 6:37 and 7:04.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I really really want to see it.
Please?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm not feeling nearly masochistic enough right now.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

Gaz me a link when you're in the mood. I hope you do.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

me 2 lol

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Think I'll pass
It's gone to digital heaven now :)
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

without reading that, or even clicking the link
i'm almost certain that it is
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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Also, "THAT WAS HER FIRST MISTAKE".

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

what is your platform score, then? is this some degree in gaming?
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Oh, I got a First.
"Platform" is my final performance of the course
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

how clever of you
is it performance art, then? Is that it? A degree in peformance art? Eh?
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

YES
All acting and that.

Apparently, I'm good at it
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Acting the CUNT!
amirite?
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

OH LOL!
I bet you got a Masters degree in JAPERY
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

It was SMARTARSERY
actually.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:39, archived)

Needs more ''Needless to say, I had the last laugh''.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Good evening, Baldmonkey.
I trust you are well. Today I have been to the Fringe office and had a bacon sandwich. I might sit in the park later.
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Newington, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

Also I will watch the Star Trek episode with EVIL SPOCK WITH A BEARD in it.
Life is currently A RIOT at Newington Towers.
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Newington, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Good for you.
I'm going to clean the kitchen and start making dinner.
Whirlwind b3tan force agogo.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

yes, i can confirm
your a cunt!
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

You shouldn't swear so.
It's not big and it's not clever.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

but it's all i have..

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

COCK. WILLY. BASTARD. SHIT. STAND UP.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

There is no Bodyform in my knickers.
There is official confirmation that I have a 2:1 on the desk next to me though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Well done you
I only got a des
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

I had to go through all the deses i could think of to understand that.
Who the fuck knows who Tutu is anymore?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

your dad, BECAUSE HE'S WEARING ONE

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

Ta. :)

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

You must be very proud that you got the same class of degree as Wormulus

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)

That is exactly why I am proud.
Next year I am going to do another degree.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

following in my footsteps

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)

If I could find a decent copy of the tune
I would do a mashup of the Bodyform song with "Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis.
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Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

I'll sing it for you.
I have the voice of a comfortably menstruating angel.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

Anyone else think Ebay are bastards for forcing you to offer free P&P on games & DVDs?
It means you would have to add postage costs to the start price of the item meaning Ebay will get more commission.
Fuckers.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

I honestly don't care
I hope this helps you in your future endeavours.
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

AM I TOO LATE TO SEE THE PB STAND-UP?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Not at all

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Yes
it's gone
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Awwww

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I FUCKING MISSED IT FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm never doing other things ever a fucking gain.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

i haven't watched it yet but i still have it open and loaded so i can watch it as soon as my colleague fucks off

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

please have one of those youtube savey things.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

i'm at work, so i don't

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

film it on your phone or something.
this is important.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

how can I see it?

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

You ask me, nicely.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

May I see the video which is the talk of the town, please?
I feel like the little kid not allowed to watch the grown-up film.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

Depends on how masochistic I'm feeling.
I'll give it some thought.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

Two kinds of people Balders- the quick and the fat.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Fat people can be quick.
When they are all greased up on burgers and sliding uncontrollably down a slope.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Gravity assisted fatties?
Hmmm, this might be worthy of further research.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

i bid on one item on ebay and lost even tho my bid was higher, never again will i use that online jumble sale

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

maybe it failed to meet a reserve price
like in a real auction house?
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

dunno what happened, but i was gutted, still i'm sure they will tour next year

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

I might consider it if I was guaranteed to get the item by meeting the reserve price
but the fact that anyone can sign up as a seller, well, I just don't trust where my money is going to go.
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Why not? It doesn't make a difference where your money goes or what they do with your money.
It is a fair business exchange from two consenting adults. Whats the problem?
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

I mean it's too easy to scam money out of people

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

oh right, fair enough. Just buy from 'repuatable' sellers- if they've sold a lot and have a high rating, its not a problem.
My friend does ebay selling full time (even owns a shop for it), everything she sells is legit and she makes a wedge from it. All above board and all that.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

plus, paypal are pretty decent at refunding your money if you get ripped off.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

i know what you mean, it's amazing what sort of criminal types have access to the internet these days

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

Some of them even wear trainers.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

I wouldn't mind, but everyone knows someone who has been fleeced on ebay

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

i'm not sure how you can be 'fleeced' if you read the listing and pay by paypal

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

I put my Download Fest ticket up for sale the other week and got charged £20 for the whole listing fee.
Are these massive charges new? I swear I only used to have to pay a small listing fee when I was selling a few years back.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

Could be final value fee.
Did it actually sell?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:13, archived)

Yeah, it did.
Looks like they took 10% plus the listing fee. I just remember selling a camera on there a couple of years back and only had to pay the few quid for the listing.

Paypals commision does my head in as well.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

Also stops people puuting stupid amounts for postage.
I personally have never, ever charged for postage on DVDs and because of that I've always sold my DVDs and got a fair price for them.

Well done eBay :thumbup:
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diffy maybs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

I can understand some people take the pee - but it is not free to post games or dvds

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

it costs 61p for the stamp, perhaps up to 20p for the packaging

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:14, archived)

Recorded delivery for a game is about £1.70, so if the game sells for 99p you should be expected to make a loss?
Doesn't make sense to me.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

recorded delivery? on an item worth 99p? what
edit: it's only £1.36 or £1.22 for second class
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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:17, archived)

So you propose sending it not recorded so I can get some twat telling me he didn't recieve it?
Righto...
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Well of course it wouldn't, seeing as you're clearly an idiot.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

Or, you could stop trying to fleece people for extra cash without paying commision.
Five quid P&P on a DVD?

Piss off.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:10, archived)

Thiisssss.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:15, archived)

No one is forcing anyone to bid, if I saw an auction and the p&p took the piss I'd just avoid
I'm annoyed cos I just wanna shift some old games, I wanna charge the right amount for p&p - I didn't expect to have to foot the bill to post them!

Just means I'm better off giving them to a charity shop than trying to make a couple of quid off Ebay.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:19, archived)

i think your over developed sense of entitlement is showing

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Frankly my dear I don't give a fuck

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

yeah, it's just awful how they're trying to run a profitable business etc

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well, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:11, archived)

pfft, haha.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

You should do a stand-up routine about this

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:12, archived)

No, I think it's awesome
because I can now buy cheapo 360 games for even cheaper. Hurrahs all round!

(or possibly not because people will still probably pay what they would have paid before anyway, if they'd taken the postage into account)
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The Neville What what what, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:16, archived)

Today I have:
had too much work to do
drunk only one cup of tea
been barefoot in the office
dropped yoghurt down my top leaving a rather dubious looking stain
daydreamed
wished it wasn't Wednesday
helped plan a hen weekend

What about you? What have you done today?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:44, archived)

Fuck all.
I think I'll play the wii now.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

I've got wii shoulder
at least I assume it was too much wii that made my right arm ache
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

whatcha playing?
i want to get the new boom blox
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

I've preorder The Conduit.
But you weren't asking me so I'll shush.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

i'm not really into FPSs
but i'm glad people are bothering to make a nice looking game on the wii
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

It's supposed to be the nearest experience you'll get to playing Perfect Dark (from the N64) for the Wii.
I don't like first person shooters either, but Perfect Dark style gameplay with Wiimote as gun controls is a good'un by me.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

Animal crossing, and then Mario Galaxy, maybe.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

i've already bought 2 versions of animal crossing and got bored of them
determined not to do it again

only thing i'm playing on the wii atm is madworld. finished house of the dead a while ago and i've been too busy with infamous and prototype to switch the wii on
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

Bubble Bobble plus and Icarian are excllent downloads.
Little King Story is delightful and Pro Evo soccer 2009 is essential is you have even a passing interest in football.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:07, archived)

Have you been in CEX for Wii games?
They're ace. I got Metroid Prime 3 for £5
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:09, archived)

they've just opened a kecks in portsmouth
i might have to go and have a squiz
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:18, archived)

You've just reminded me; I OWN AN X-BOX!
YAY
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

the original one or the 360?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

It's called the 360 because you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

360, fight night coming on friday omgomgomgomgomg
going to work now, no time for capital letters or full stops
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

I have Grand Slam Tennis on the Wii.
The Motion Plus thing doesn't seem to make a massive amount of difference.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

huh? i didn't think it was out yet
or is it just that wii sports resort isn't out yet?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

Yeah, wii sports resort isn't out yet.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Just Wii Sports Resort.
Motion Plus comes with Grand Slam Tennis. It's not worth getting just yet though. I didn't find the difference in sensitivity to be that amazing.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Is wii motion plus
a new controller?
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CowJam, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

it's an add on
supposed to give 1:1 motion detecting
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:08, archived)

*coughs*

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

seen a doctor for that?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

No, but I'm booking an appointment with a shrink
Because I need my fucking head examining.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

i assumed you knew what would happen

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

Erm... certainly not that bloody quickly.
I can only assume Seb the Nonce was stalking me.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

this is the internet, people don't hang around

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Apparently so.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

well, you seem to be taking it pretty well

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Well, I know /talk.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

apparently though, /talk doesn't know the new you

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:57, archived)

*Shrugs*
And they probably never will.

Still, it was a bit shit though, watching it back. Mainly because, as CHB put it, my arse was tighter than a Scotsman's wallet and if I farted, then dogs would have started barking.

For the record- the raucous laughter came from a Scottish friend of mine.

The person leaving was my Dad going to the back of the bar to take photos.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Working for yourself is awesome:
Wrote a few emails,
Made a sandwich.
Watched Jeremy Kyle.
Spoke to a few bands about gigs.
Sat in the garden and enjoyed the sun.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Woke up. Drank a smoothie. Watched tennis.
Did fuck all else
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)

Just work really.
But, as I dramatically announced this morning, I completed Sonic 2 for the first time ever yesterday!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

really?

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

Yeah.
I had a bit of a short attention span when I was younger so when I kept dying, I eventually gave up. I downloaded Sonic 2 onto my Wii and finished it yesterday!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

grats
I can never get past the boss in the aircraft.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

actually, I'm sure I could if I could be arsed
or had an emulator
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

What??
That bit is piss easy.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

The Metropolis Zone is a bastard.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

Next challenge: getting a girlfriend

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

That'll be a tough one.
Mrs Eddache, my fiancé, might not let me get one.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

In fact she's currently playing Zelda: Twilight Princess.
She adored Wind Waker but not Ocarina Of Time so much. And she seems to have given up on Link To The Past but she'll most likely come back to it later.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

SOUND THE IRONY ALARM CAPTAIN
CRASHDIVE! CRASHDIVE!
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Yes yes yes
It was on purpose.
At the age of 12, completing sonic was way more important than girls.
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

Unless they could control Tails
and not headbutt every fucking bomb in the bonus zone.

Tails has one hundred and - CRASH - Tails has zero coins. YOU LOSE.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

Exercised
and completely broken my left-hand side :(
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

AGAIN with the yoghurt?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)

I know.
I'm a yoghurty spastic
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:48, archived)

are you sure it's not spooge?
like really sure
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Don't think so.
It was pink and had bits in. And was strawberry flavoured. No spooge I've ever tasted has tasted like that.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:56, archived)

this guy's would
www.journalgroup.com/slides/images/belleville_enterprise/2007_national_strawberry_festival/001.jpg

if he had anything below the waist
he's some sort of freakish man/strawberry/tractor hybrid
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

A very early shift and tried not to be asleep at home
I bought some Febreze as my work shirts appear to have died.

/thrilliing
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

been to hospital
played the piano
soldered up some cable
not been to work
posted on /talk for the first time in a year
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cheesebread at the third stroke, hammertime will be, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Got up
Eaten lasagna
Drunk vodka
Sat around in my pants on the internet
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Handed in my notice.
And bought lots of fruit and vegetables.
These facts are not related.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Have you had any viewings yet?
/nosey
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

I've spoken to a couple of agents and they said come back in a month or two.
I might have to go to Coventry soon anyway, because apparently HR have lost my details for the CRB check.
Great.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

HR here are a bit shit.
This is the bit where Wormulus will chime in and go on about how shit Coventry is and how if you come and live here you will get AIDS, the scarf wearing prick.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

I had problems when I started here too, I think most HR departments are a bit shit.
I'm sure Coventry will be fine. If it's not, I'll ask for a refund.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

To be fair
It's no Bradford
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:59, archived)

I've been there once
and was so bored I went to the pictures to watch Toy Story. I had blue hair at the time. These two facts aren't related.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:01, archived)

chop chop busy busy work work bang bang

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:49, archived)

Hmm.
Taken delivery of a fridge-freezer
I was refused entry to a golf course because of my attire
I drew a hippo and a turtle
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

were you wearing a dress or something?

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

Just flip-flops, boardshorts and a t-shirt.
Dress might be a good idea next time, they'd probably allow me on.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

yes
plus fours would be more appropriate
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Been out taking photos
a charity tram pull in aid of Help For Heroes
www.flickr.com/photos/tram_pull/
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:50, archived)

i could pull 6 trams on my own

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

downhill

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:54, archived)

You're a big chap. You could probably manage around a dozen tramps.

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FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

Today i have..
thought about killing a large animal with my hands... nothing much else
(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

[insert b3tan of your choice here]?

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:53, archived)

What animal?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:55, archived)

fuck all, bought some (very expensive) sunglasses, but then again i'm worth it

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:58, archived)

You sure are.

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:00, archived)

positive, everyone tells me to spoil myself, or things along those lines

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

Will they help you catch more carp?

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:02, archived)

might do, they have good lenses

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:05, archived)

Drafted a letter to the REC,
because the agency I'm trying to deal with are the laziest, most useless bunch of pricks I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. Apart from BT.

And being a fat spastic by clicking on the wrong button.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 17:06, archived)

Piston
www.b3ta.com/links/Piston_broke_does_stand_up
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

oh god oh god oh god oh fuck oh god

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Can we hold hands.

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

I made it to 50 second in.
Can anyone beat 50 seconds?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6249614
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

JESUS

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Right I'm going back in.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

OK made it to OAP 'joke'
I'm spent.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I didn't get beyond 10 seconds into the driving test bit.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I did the whole thing.
I can now advise against this.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

to be honest, I just cheated by jumping to the end, he ends with a joke about rape in Wakefield
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vladimir, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

at 5 o'clock
i'm going for it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

You'll be sorry.

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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

i bet it's no worse than the jokes that make it into bbc1 sitcoms

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

I'm going to the pub now.
That linky probably warrants a special slot in your 'flouces and fails' section though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

I think I can make an exception for almost 8 continuous minutes of failure.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I'm going to attempt to watch it all.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Me too,
my minge actually wants to run away from the sound of his voice.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I'm a minute in. I want to kill myself.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I watched it all:(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

:(
I hope to buggery I never meet him. I might die of boredom.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Pretty sure I just heard the sound of someone jumping out of a window.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

WELSH BUM SHEEP LOL

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

I don't think I've ever actually watched someone die before now.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

It's over. It's all over.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Hold me.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Pfft

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

OH HAI

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Ello darlin

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

How's tricks?

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Hot & drunk
how's you?
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

Bored and sober.
Alright. Moving home in a few weeks.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

Where have you been, first?

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Northampton.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

EWWWW. NO.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

I thought you loved this shithole.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I bet that ends up on the popular page

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

I love the people.
If I was on my own there, I'd likely grow to hate it.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

He's even fucking worse.
Apparently he tried to chat me up, as he told Noit. I thought he was just emptying his dull fucking brain on me.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

All he did was tell me he lived in Ireland, and that he was a Pratchett fan too.
I told him to fuck off about three times. Then, the next HB bash, he told Noit he had been trying to chat me up that night :s No wonder he's fucking single, apart from anything else.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Pfffft.
What a bloody loser.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY DRUGS? I'M SO WASTED!
*SNE*
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I skipped along after it had all buffered.
I didn't hear any laughing at all.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

There was a woman making loud drunk laughing noises.
Probably his mum. She lives with HIM, you know.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I skipped to 30 seconds in, listened to about 55 seconds
and actually gave a little sigh.
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Bats, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

oh my god are you crying?

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

I have a terrible, and I mean this.. TERRIBLE ability for handling embarrassing moments of others.
I cringe at anything remotely embarrassing.
I can't watch it all.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

oh JMG you're so modest

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Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I'M AT THE DRIVING JOKE.
I WANT TO CRY.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Was there a joke at the end of it?
I got to him going mental about his female instructor and had to close it.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I only got to about 2 minutes or so.
I'm not able to take it in.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I'm gonna go for the full 8 mins now.
I feel slightly guilty that I'm taking the piss without having watched it all. I'm sure it gets better further on..........:(
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

Well I gave it a chance.
For fuck sake.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I watched it all. I don't even want to comment on it more than I have to.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

It must be a living hell for you here.

(

Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

why's that then?
*trousers fall down*
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

Oh PAUL!
*shakes head*
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

:(
www.b3ta.com/talk/6249619
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

It's the continued and irrelevant swearing to make him sound tougher that makes this win for me.

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

This.
Oh dear lord.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

and the use of the word ''actually''.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

*reports bullying*

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

It's just him wittering on about fuck all.
It's even more dull than his real life persona.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

He swears too much
And it's rubbish
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

It is Piston.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

~~Piston~~ shite
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Same thing lololololol

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

It's no lolocaust
I'm very disappointed
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Oh god, he's mentioned he does drugs.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

And now he's stopping people leaving, haha

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

LOL WELSH PEOPLE FUCK SHEEP

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

trainrofls!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I WANT TO STAB MY EARS WITH A FORK.
Piston broke is truely, truely shit.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I predict this will result in bullying

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

At the George?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

No, CATG only let b3tans do standup if they were reasonably good
most of the acts were professionals.
There was normally only 1 open mic slot a night.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

Comedy, thy name is Jim.

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FoldsFive, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

In his defence it is fucking hilarious

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

+ly shit

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Poor bloke.
And I thought I was bad.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I can't watch it all.
The sound of silence is making me feel really bad for him :(
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

you did stand up?
was it 50 minutes of you making odd noises?
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Pretty much

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

i'd watch that

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

He was funny
in a surprising way.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I call it '8 pints and forget your lines because you're having too much of a laugh' comedy

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

I felt the same about being an audience member.

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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

*twists nipples*

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Mine or yours?

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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

he twists one set with t'other
it's quite a talent
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

I wear two snoffling pugs like shoulder pads

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

ok then, i'll change my response to
i'd watch that while trying to hide a powerful broom-on
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

you are picking on another forum poster and posting a link on talk, i think you should gaz cr3 about yourself
you utter grass
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

I only gaz cr3 links to profiles I suspect are regulars or bou
sometimes he checks them and they disappear, sometimes he doesn't.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Why do you do this?
*pokes*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Yeah.
Be like Mykey and just announce who they are on the board.
He's usually wrong. But don't let it stop you W.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

I don't try and guess who they are just flag them for him and he does the rest.
I was wrong about Lion-cake, apparently that's a real account.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Oh no.. No no no..
Most people are Me, Shambles or Bud.
Ask Mykey. Anybody that falls out with him with an L plate next to their name is usually one of us.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I started doing it ironically becuase cr3 banned my second account
but it's just become a habit, besides, nobody likes bou or comedy accounts.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

COMEDY ACCOUNTS IST SCHIZE JA!

(Wormulus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Scheisse
You're rubbish at German, Hitler.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

VOT ZE FUCKEN IST DU GIBBERING ON ABOUT?

(Wormulus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Hahahahaha

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

ZE JOKE IST ON DU ANYVAY - ICH KOMME AUS OESTERREICHRIA

(Wormulus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I NEVER SAID YOU WERE GERMAN
I JUST SAID YOU WERE SHIT AT THE LANGUAGE, HA.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

FOR DEINE INFORMATION I AM TYPING IN ZER GUT ENGLANDER TALK

(Wormulus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

if you're going to be a one-joke wonder
at least get your words right
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Im fairly certain Sammi and Gonzo are comedy accounts

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Best two ever, if they are.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

I think it goes without saying
*clickin this*
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

i'll watch that later when i can have sound on
i bet i can watch the whole thing

i've seen some pretty terrible stand up in my time
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Nothing can prepare you

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

i'm made of strong stuff

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

You will crumble like an apple.
Oh no. I've listened too long.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

i can't believe it's as bad as everyone is making it out to be

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

I have just listened to the whole thing.
It's well worth it.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

No, it is.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

It's pretty bad.
I expect most people are the first time they try it. I wouldn't feel confident about doing much better.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

Give him his fair dues
he had the guts to get up there and do it. I remember the first time I did it. My arsehole was going sixpence, shilling - manhole cover!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

You are actually amusing, though.

(

Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Were you funny?
Edit: ^As I suspected...
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

i wouldn't fucking do it, that's for sure
actually, i told jokes on stage for a talent show once, aged 8

...i didn't win
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

I suspect he's just too autistic to realise how bad he is.
so it doesn't worry him.
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

This.
He just doesn't see it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yeah, fair play to him for having the guts to go up there.
but I just hope it's just to tick something off a 'things to do before you die' list and not something he will carry on doing.

Not a comedic bone in his body after seeing that.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Yeah', This.
Can't say I had the guts to do the same.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

I do feel sorry for the bloke.
at least he tried I suppose.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

This
behold the power of the peanut gallery.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

I'm 3.07 in.
My head hurts.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

i think my internal organs have started to shut down after watching this

(

Lightguy hail satan, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Hooray for not being able to access You Tube at work!

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

You'll do it later and ruin your evening.

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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

NEVER
*resists*
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

I lolled
*added to favourites*
*subscribes to channel*
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

It needs to be newslettered
To get it around the globe.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

Why? So people will care less about Iran nuclearising us all?

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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Stop it you're all horrid

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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Are we?
Blimey.
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thealternativefact, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)

Come on, now, he is appalling,
You're too nice for here, missus.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)

I love alot of you to bits
But I can't say I agree with it, I just get pissed off that he avoids /talk now but most likely lurks and yet everyone still lays into him, half the people having a go probably haven't met him either which also gets my back up.

Meh, maybe I should bugger off to pastures fairer.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

FLOUNCE!

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:29, archived)

Probably not
If I were going to flouce it would be far more spectacular.
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I think it's an internet tradition to pounce on someone who tries something new and doesn't do very well.
Whether you'd be able to do any better is apparently irrelevant.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:27, archived)

I'd be shit in a wheelchair race but I'll still point and laugh when one falls over,
I'll never be allowed to work at the paralympics again though :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

I think it would have been OK if you hadn't been the one to push him over.

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

He's fallen and can't get up!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?

(

The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)

Because you have beautiful eyes.

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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:28, archived)

i suppose if you're going to pander, you should do it while they're weakened and vulnerable!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

Haha, this really made me laugh :)

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:36, archived)

i'm a funny guy
i should do stand up!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:38, archived)

haha

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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I have a Baroness alarm. I have a series of alarms hooked up around my house, connected to a server
which collects and records all posts on /talk. When it detects the terms "The Baroness", including her icon (hitler-monkeon.gif)
it sounds the bells right away and I am sent two text messages and an automated phone call, alerting me that Baroness has posted
and I immediately dive towards any internet connected device in order to turn on my sexy charms to woo her.
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
This has gone FAR ENOUGH
this is TERRIBLE ONLINE INERNET BULLYING
and as such will NOT BE TOLERATED ON THIS FORUM.

CEASE AND DESIST.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:30, archived)

I assume you will be sending a strongly worded LEGAL letter to Cr3?

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Jesus shitting christ that is horrible

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:31, archived)

cunt

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:35, archived)

*figs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

hello wonder nonce, how's tricks?

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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

HELLO MONGLEYCHOPS
My tricks are good thanks. I see you're still having all the fun rubbing up internet people the wrong way. Good work.
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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

Still better than Lee Evans

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

now THIS i can believe

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

What's the flounciest b3ta thread you've ever read?
And what is the dullest?
Etc.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

Can we all stop picking on Wormulus?

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)

What will we do for fun instead?

(

SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I just come up with an idea, but it may be Wormulus-offensive.
Damn my caring attitude towards W.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

I like Wormulus.
And Mykeyboy.
And JMG.
And RJ.
I am an enigma.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

I'm sure Mykey would say just the same in return.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)

There'd probably be some kind of cunning strikethrough around the word 'enigma' to infer some kind of racial slur.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'd also imagine he'd remove "RJ" and replace it with chips or something.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'm going to deflect attention away from me by posting
Piston Broke's Standup
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YkffVvU5qQ
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

2 minutes 13 I managed.
What do I win?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Oh god :(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

haha its on links
www.b3ta.com/links/Piston_broke_does_stand_up
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

STOP EVERYTHING.
MAKE THIS A NEW THREAD.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Done and Done MASTER GEORDIE

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I got about 1.30 in before I cringed so hard I dislocated both shoulders.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

I've never done a flouce before or even got close.
I think the dullest are LOOK AT ME threads. Apart from yours.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I think Bou's various flounce offs have been pretty funny to read :)

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm sure Cr3 has just recieved a furious gaz.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Gilgamesh's response here always tickles me
www.b3ta.com/talk/5362240
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

It's actually one of my most popular posts.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

There was one flounce by one of the clique women that saw a load of other people leave as well.
The OP came back though.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

Which particular clique?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)

HERE IT IS
b3ta.com/talk/5566013
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Seriously it's the flounciest thread in the world.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oh Mykey..
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)

It's funny when Mykey does it.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)

Impulse buys QOTW
For those doom mongerers who scared me witless with your feedback on my impulse buy:

www.b3ta.com/questions/impulsebuys/post432079

Just got back from my French odyssey and here's the chuckle bus in her natural environment (at a campsite just outside Le Mans)...over 1000 miles and the only problem has been a splashback from the chemical dunny!

img13.imageshack.us/img13/1802/dsc00050r.jpg

So my scariest impulse buy was full of win....

Spent £300 on fuel and £100 on tolls but the pleasure of staying at Le Mans in comfort rather than in a leaky tent was priceless! I even took in two female lodgers.......
(penrose your dog's got tits, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

I just sat down at the PC and started reading this.
..and I got to "full of win" before I placed my head in my hand.
A cracking start.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

I think you need b3ta.com/QOTW
They might care.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

I impulsed bought a Aspire Revo, should arrive tomorrow
I used to do a website for a company that sold motorhome accessories, it was dull as hell.
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magnum, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm sorry, all the words went and jumbled themselves up in my mind and all I remember reading was
I'm a cunt, I have a boat Look at me, I have a boat I'm a cunt, I have a boat I'm a cunt, I have a boat I'm a cunt, I have a boat I'm a cunt, I have a boat I'm a cunt, I have a boatI'm a cunt, I have a boat
Look at me, I have a boat Look at me, I have a boatI'm a cunt, I have a boat
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

QUICK!
Free £5 Firebox.com gift voucher code for the first person to tell me that they love me via gaz.

Alternatively, when was the last time you had a shave?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

Today

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Anyone who does this is the most pathetic waste of jizz on the internet.

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

What are you going to do with £5 worth of Firebox vouchers dude?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

GRAK GRAK GRAK :D
Alright Bumpton Throbtrouser :) up to much?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

and so far it's been proven again and again
that people care what you think of them
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

I, for one, care deeply.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

£5.00 vouchers for you coming right up.

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

nope

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:28, archived)

This morning in the shower, just trim and neck.
Will probably shave my face and pubes to a number two and trim my beard thursday night as I'm off out in London on Saturday night.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

Does leaving it a couple days give you just the right amount of stubble?

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

I've only got a stubble beard anyway, so I just trim it every few days to maintain my sexy best. :)
No frigging yourself stupid over this information please.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

Oh god. I bet you're wanking over this, aren't you? D:

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:25, archived)

sunday night
due another one tonight, interesting stuff eh
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

bacon lettuce and tomato ginsters sandwich, a packet of prawn cocktail crisps and a bottle of coke

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Ginsters make sandwiches now?
Those crafty cornish bastards
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:18, archived)

Ginsters are cunts
with their fucking 'ooh get us taking over petrol station fridges, oooh we're ginsters & we are great, EAT OUR FOOD'

CUNTS.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:21, archived)

They taste like shit, aswell.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

Ginsters?
CUNTSTERS MORE LIKE
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:23, archived)

umm, saturday morning
but it was just a trim because i'm a big beardy bastard
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

last night
I fucking sliced my neck to ribbons

I hate razors
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Have you tried lifting up each individual chin?

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Few years ago

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ME BY I AM AN ARTIST
b3ta.com/board/9541361
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

Heartbreaking
The mummy bird couldn't find food enough to feed her young
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applehead herp derp, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

NEAR THE TOP.
Are Firebox.com gift vouchers transferrable? Or are they linked to the email account they were issued to?
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)

They are transferrable to me.
Hope that helps.
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

It does.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Yes

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turb0t, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Thanks.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Dewd look at his sig.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

It's good enough for me.

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Looks like Chinstrap the Duck's ma & pa

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

More to the point, why isnt this brave boys funeral in the calender yet?
It really should be.

Poor soldier.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

I'm still holding firm belief that he'll out live you dude.
I think you're going to get stuck in the bath or bang your chin on something really hard, giving you an unconscious neck.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19895
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

Ive decided you havent got cancer anymore.

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Ive decided you have both cancer and flesh eating necrosis

(

Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

haha

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

have you decided who you will haunt yet?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

AN ARTIST NEVER DIES

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

That is lovely

(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

DO NOT PATRONISE ME JUST BECAUSE I HAVE CANCER

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

I wasn't being patronising
:(
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

You were being nice
:)
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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

You were just freaking me out before
Now I'm worried you might be trying to groom me. Do you have links to any weird cults?
(

Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Hello new internet friend.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

HELLO DO YOU LIKE MY ART?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

IT'S OKAY I SUPPOSE

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

WILL YOU BUY IT?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

PROBABLY NOT, NO

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

hmm duck pate
has anyone got dibs on your liver?
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Hurry up will you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

Keep churning them out
they'll be worth loads.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

does it contain any of my ideas?

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

IT WAS BUILT WITH YOUR IDEAS IN MIND

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

OMG DAT IS WELL ROOD
i wish i could see it :(
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

He's not ready to court that much controversy in his condition.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

i only want my cut

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I only want your cu...oh, cut.
:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

That's lovely art
can I have some of your art to remember you by, y'know, when you are gone?
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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

i don't know alot about art but i know what i like
and to be honest i'm not so keen on this anymore
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

no?
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

HIGEST QUALITY

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

WANT
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

the single thing that is stopping me placing a bid
is the fact that i don't know how to work paypal or ebay or like, will he send it to my old house? oh man i'm so confused.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)

DON'T BUY IT
that duck is an ex con!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:19, archived)

no, i'm getting the oaks, card in hand
black or brown is the question?
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

I am speechless

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WormuIus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

wow.
that looks good :)
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I like your lack of username

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

.
i know, it weird, i just can't think of one :/
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

I think you lie

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

:(

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

:)

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:16, archived)

Smellcome
We should be bestestest friends.

Tell us more about yourself? Are you called Biff? I like that name...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Hi :)
Nope, i'm not called Biff.
What d'you want to know?
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

You can be my new girlfriend. I'm not picky about gender.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

We only just met about 5 minutes ago, but fair enough

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

I APPROVE OF ZIS

(Wormulus, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Listen up, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, and don't shoot the messenger here.
But I just got a "Short Message Service" from someone you all know, she goes by the name on here as "Rosalicous".

She has a packet of Fruit Salad Chews, to herself.

She's quite proud of this fact, but is to modest to mention it, but please can you all congratulate her next time you see her "post" a "thread" on here.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

yeah, alright

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Oh and she sent me a picture of a packet of biscuits once
Does this count for anything?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

ive never loved you

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

You heartless witch!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

two words likely to strike fear into the hearts of all internerds

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Gays and Greens? Oh my!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

oH NOYWWOM NYOM NYOM YNOYNHOMYN YNOYMN NYOMORFSOM<L"M!!!

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Did you set her up with Irish yet?

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

I dont think Esme swings that way

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

She will when she's suspended from the ceiling.

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

:(

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

Blame Mykey
I wasn't even talking about you.
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

I know.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Is this some sort of threat?
Are you, as we speak, plotting to hang Esme from the ceiling to make it look like a suicide?

Perhaps leaving a noit?
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

fucking hell

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

:D

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I've always though 'Noit' sounds like an Irish saying 'knot'

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

Only if you're from Nordie land.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

It does sound like someone from the North saying 'night'.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

is that where big ears comes from?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I've always said it as noy-it.
Let's just agree that it was a shit joke.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Indeed, let's draw the line here. -----------------------------------------------------
Your randomburn is in the post btw.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

where's mine?

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)

You're not on my list!

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

are you suuuure?
think about it
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

....
Oh I see ;) *wink wink wink*

Nah, just checked. you weren't on there.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

BUT I WANT MOAR RANDOMBURNS
i've only had 2 so far and i sent 10
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)

I hope I don't have to pay to collect it.
Only some sort of cunt would make someone do that.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I handmade them all and refused to use a computer for any of them
Burning the CD was a nightmare.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

You must have steady hands.
Steady, strong hands.... ¦;¬D
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I hummed all the tunes at the CD, HARD.

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

RARGH

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I reckon they would make a fetching couple.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

t l
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

What's the mess doing now that setanta has closed down?

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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

I don't think he was ever watching setanta, he was just starring at the telly and that happened to be on.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

I get she's got them all in her mouth

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

No DG
chews not jews.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

no lumping.

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

Fruit Salad Chews are a bit rubbish

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I'm not congratulating her for selfishness.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

cunt

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
FRUIT SALAD
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

you get nowt

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

thats nice that is
so much for a caring sharing world!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Have you banged them all in your mouth and is a little bit of dribble coming out?

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

i rolled them all together like a fucking football

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

I'm choosing to read this out of context

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

CONGRATUFUCKINGLATIONS

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

THANKSAFUCKINGBUNCH

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

YOU'RE WELFUCKINGCOME

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Ohh, THERE YOUS ARE !
I hear congratulations are in order !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

im not pregnant im just morbidly obese

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

Could be worst, could be both.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

push push I can see the crown push push
yes, you have now given birth to a 10lb roast chicken!
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

Hmm tasty

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Don't talk with your mouth full!

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

gnug sh shhh shorry dad isk
*gnok gnok gnok*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:35, archived)

Flash us yer sweets

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broadsword, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

ram it up your cock

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

I've hidden a blackjack in there.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

up my bits?
:\
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I was going to say 'not up there' but yeah
not like you'd notice eh?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Blackjacks are better

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Fail.

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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

^

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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

I'm not on a train anymore
But I am in Newcastle.

It's very warm.

WARM.
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

Who needs facebook for pointless Facebook updates?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)

aww he's so cute.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

he's like an upset grey stain

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

oh what's that little grey stain?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

you're worried people may consider you cute?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

daww such an adorable grey stain.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Pfffft.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I'm not quite sure how this is meant to be insulting.
People have been saying that for years.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

daaaawwww!

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

*tugs cheeks*
*washes hands*
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS RAPE BOOTS
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

ROBOT APES ROBOT APES ROBOT APES ROBOT APES

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Piston sends friend requests but they're never accepted :(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)

ACTUALLY I HAVE OVER 60 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

Yeah, thanks for that Gaz

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

What gaz?

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Oh, you've posted it now
Good chap
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

HOW DARE YOU REFER THAT I HAVE NO FRIENDS

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Infer, shirley.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Inferior, piston

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

You've lost me completely.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

He's trying to imply that he means something enough for you to actually gaz him to express how upset you are.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ah.
That's a bit sad, really.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

~~That's~~ I'm
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

YOU'VE BEEN ESME'D, MOTHERFUCKER

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

ouch, so cold
so very cold.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

hahahahaha, totally told him !

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

200+ last count.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)

How many of those do you interact with on a regular basis?

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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Cute Grey Stain Appreciation Society

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

For fuck's sake.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

That was why I deleted my Bebo
And got rid of a bunch of people on Facebook. I don't see the point in being friends with them if I don't actually talk to them anymore.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

Pisty baby, it's not a competition, in fact, I've been removing people lately.
Don't give in to their relentless bullying, and let's be honest, that's what it is.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I just seem to accumulate them.
It's like some sad lonely granny, sat alone in her chair, collecting mail order teapots.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Oh wow my opinion of you has completely changed.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I've sent a SAE for his autograph

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

i bet he can't even fit many snooker balls in his mouth!

I HAD TO PAY £1.08 TO GET A CD WITH A PUBE TAPED TO IT!
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

haha
mike. you cunt.
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

Oh yer fo' real.
It is seriously not worth £1.08
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

PAYPAL COMPENSATION PLZ

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

HEAVY PUBE

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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Let's not forget the dog hair as well.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

how can i?
i now know that you had your cock out while your dog was present! :(
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)

i can't decide which (very expensive) sunglasses to buy
and in what way are (very expensive) sunglasses bluetooth ready?
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mongychops, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

You might be able to attach a headset to them
However Oakley do a pair of (very expensive) sunglasses with bluetooth and earphones built in.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I don't know, I usually get the help to sort out that kind of thing.

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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Just make sure they're waterproof for when you're swimming in your luxurious swimming pool, which you have.

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RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

I too am not on a train anymore
I am not in Newcastle, I am at home. It is warm. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

HELLO BOGUS
I have my top off.

Excited?
(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I bet it was difficult to take off.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

The firemen arrived with the jaws of life eventually

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

Phwoar!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

lol... you've got a fat face

(likeajackhammer, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

I feel sorry for the woman giving bith to his baby.
Unless it's Hey Arnold!'s mum...She'd do fine.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

:(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/friz.gif
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

:'(

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

*snarf*

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

you know when the cow jumped over you?
How ace was that?
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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

I got free milk for years

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

good effort.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

I'm in an office
drinking water and daydreaming about fabulous things. BIG FUCKING DEAL
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

*mwah*

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

i need to drink more water
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, SPECK
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manolith hooray for me, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

There have been no JMG posts today
What's going on?
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SuperMatt, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

He's here with me

(__, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Dead. Choked on scampi.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

is it sign on day?

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

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