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I can't believe what obnoxious cunts you lot acted like last night and scared that nice Mr Quiver away.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
I wasn't here last night!
Stop telling me off, YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
I bet you were in the background pulling the strings like Baron Greenback.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
I'm dreadfully sorry but I don't really know who it is you are referring to
Apologies dear sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)
No idea what you're on about
But I saw an actual thundercat on a bicycle in Hebden Bridge today.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
Were you out trawling for girls to set on the straight and narrow again?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:30, archived)
My curing days are done
And I'm not right good at it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
this doesn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:44, archived)
Dreadful insinuations
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)
wuv woo

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:53, archived)
Who wouldn't?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:56, archived)
Whom?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:36, archived)

m
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:33, archived)
It's like that time I taunted that kid about his facebook account then we all discovered stuff about him.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)
Why are you trolling us?
We aren't QOTW.
Are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
i've made an ace tune i need lrics to gfo with it what shall i do a about
ALL GOOD SO FAR. IT'S ALL GONE IN

thasanuf now cheers by
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:44, archived)
Make it a love ballad about a man and his china teapot.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
Pissing on an orchestra
Or spunk hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
How about (bodily function) (domestic animal) (body part) ?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:45, archived)
Sneezing on kittens' noses?
Awwwwwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
Birmingham
It's one hell of a town
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
The dog pounds up and the shopping mall's down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
I don't really want to know what your dog is pounding

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:05, archived)
make it about not having anything to write about

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:53, archived)
HOLY SHIT I CAN COOK RAINBOW TROUT
fuck me this is amazing, fucking hell i am good
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
Blue Peter badge on it's way

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:00, archived)
i'll be selling this for £16 in a few weeks

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
in your dreams

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
in my job

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
by which i mean this very dish, digested and shat out and petrified,
as art
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
Give it a side of more rainbows
Have the gayest food you can.

Serve with mangravy.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
If anybody wants the free Duke Nukem comic that came with the collector's edition, here it is:
www.mediafire.com/?ft1y1zkfdyasnw0
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:58, archived)
how do I read a .cbr?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
With a .cbr reader.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)

download.cnet.com/CDisplay-Image-Display/3000-18488_4-10162238.html
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:12, archived)
Ta!

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
its a ComicBook Reader File
You'll need a comic reader program.

Although you may be able to extract the images from it with WinRAR

EDIT: Damn, too late
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
HAHA YOU'RE SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:30, archived)
i used to read the beano

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
The game any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:11, archived)
I dunno, I haven't played it. I just saw that cowjam had it and thought he might like that if he was about.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
You thought right
thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
It's good fun but if you didn't play and love duke 3d
then you'd probably be better with bulletstorm
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
Someone in our office has bought the collector's edition with the statue and everything
He now won't talk about it after playing it, and his eyes seem to be empty dead pits
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)
That's because the 90s are officially over now

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
Until they're inevitably revived in a "post-modern" and "ironic" fashion some time in (say) the next two years.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
I heard the game is kinda like a museum of FPS ideas from the last ten years

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
WHAT!!??!?!
I've barely conceded the end of the eighties. Don't you dare take the fucking nineties away from me as well, you beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
Hang on
you forgot "I'm an unfunny cunt"
Stick that in your lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
Haha, I don't think it's fair to say his wife is so far out of his league that he might as well devorce her now
And save on the heart ache for his kids when they're old enough to remember him.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
where in my post does it say that?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
I read between the lines, subtext, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
I'm pretty digusted by planearm trying to move in on baldmonkey's wife
The man's got no morals
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)
Donno where that came form, to tell you the truth.
Not very friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
How about a bit of pointless spite?
Who's the worst person on each of b3ta's boards?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
It's difficult to say on /talk
there's so many of you shitcunts clamouring for the top position.

I don't frequent the other boards enough to be able to form a valid opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
I was going to make Lasagne tonight, with Peas and Sweetcorn in.
What else would you add?
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
Whatever part of you that thought it was a good idea to put peas and sweetcorn in a lasagne.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
It's a family recipece that came from my great Grandma.
She was an Italian restaurant owner, it's traditional.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
just don't put bacon in it, things will kick right off

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
I might make a curry tonight
Only got fillet steak in, will that be ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
yeah, make sure you boil it properly before putting it in though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:14, archived)
I do like a bit of boiled sirloin

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
I always put bacon in, italian way.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
it's amazing
how many things are improved by bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
it's better than tap water

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
i will tell you this for nothing.
put some chorizo in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
I don't even know why they call it a lasagne anyway.
How can they call it a proper lasagne? It's not like they've flown out to Tuscany and taken the time to cultivate and hand-pick all the ingredients themselves. In fact, I'll bet they've used pleb ingredients that were made by an industrial food producer and can be bought by other people. "Lasagne" indeed. Huh. "Food" like that is about as Italian as my thumb.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
not sure if serious

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
if you were MGT, then DEFINITELY serious.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
Mushrooms, grated carrot.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
a bit boring
but pasta, cheese, and tomato puree are usually in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
i am doing rainbow trout with a butter sauce,
greens and asparagus and new spuds,
thing is i decided i would fillet the trout and now i am not sure i can remember how to do that properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:00, archived)
There's no-one really, really shit on /talk these days
All the proper mentals have fucked off and it's just a sort of grey dull bullying now, as if saying 'paedo paedo paedo paedo paedo' is somehow funny. We need to unblock South Africa
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
I don't really see much of /board but man, Killerkitti was shit
Didn't even get her minge out for Hexy, poor lad
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
On /links the worst person is probably me
All I post over there is my shit webcomic
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
alexcomex.tumblr.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
QOTW has that PHILS1969
He's my favourite angry mental, he should post over here. That would perk this place RIGHT up
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
This is one of his greatest moments
b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post653940
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
I loved his 'I'll hire you but TITS TITS TITS TITS' one
b3ta.com/questions/power/post783156
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
And his homphobic rant here and Hubare's response.
b3ta.com/questions/badmanagement/post752958
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
The idea of being happy about someone else having a heart attack sickens me
Unless it's PHILS1969 of course
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:17, archived)
With all that rage
he's probably on-course for one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:25, archived)
I actually wish him long life
So he can keep posting on there and we can keep mocking
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:27, archived)
What a pathetic man Phil is.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:10, archived)

news1.ghananation.com/international/143752-knight-ridder-tablet-computer-looks-just-like-ipad-but-it-s-17-years-old.html
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
This guy seems humourous.
Maybe I should read more QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
Just read through AB's profile
You'll get all the decent posts there. Or indecent posts, which is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
I bet it's still more entertaining than that shit that Dave! regularly gets inexplicably popular paged for.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
I have never clicked on any music that Dave! has made
I'm fairly proud of that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
It's worse than Baldmonkey's.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
Baldmonkey makes THE BEST Musics

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)
I don't know if it's allowed to say it but I quite like some of Baldmonkey's music
I liked Fistful of Chops and that one about himself, they made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
I crave that live idiocy, so I can dive in and bait them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
i listened to some things balmonkey did once and i like my music weird but that was just shit, it wasn't even weird shit, just shit

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
You'll get no argument from me.
Unless it will get me some more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
I find it strange that according to his facebook, people seem to like it.
It really is just noise to me, anyone can set a drum machine up with a few samples and play it at 400bpm.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
There's a lot of cunts out there Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:15, archived)
I hate that they give silly names to it all too
No no no I'm not listening to Speedcore Dubstep Metalhands Halloumi Dogsex Jamaica, I'm listening Speedcore Dubstep Metalhands Halloumi Dogsex Jamaica Thrash+
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:20, archived)
They seem to use names like "Use my ass like a cunt" and "Fuck shit piss badger"
Unimaginative dullards.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
They're all eleven Gonz
Dicking about with Windows Media Player like no-on else ever did that before
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
THAT SHIT IS DIRTY

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
Oh man listen to this bass line
Oh man that's sick
That shit is ill
It's puking all over the floor
Oh man it's got chickenpox
Dude that bassline is suffering from variant CJD
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
absolutely gastric mate, i've literally got runny shit coming out my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
should put a banging donk on it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
I like Dave!'s music.
I think Baldmonkey's music is usually not very good.
/genuine opinion people aren't going to agree with blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:26, archived)
I do not like Dave!'s music.
It is just a matter of what you like.
I do not like my music.
This is not a matter of what you like. It is bad. I like making it and getting attantion though.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)
attantion is like attention but more so

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
when will they bring out a gud gun game for ps move>????

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:41, archived)
at what?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
Me. All of them.
*shit posts*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
Oh hai there.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)
P*s*ns*n*c on /board
A V*g*b*nd on /QOTW
Nobody I can single out on /talk or /links at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:28, archived)
Ugh that V*g*b*nd really is a creepy dull wanker
His /board posts aren't any better, keeps on doing pictures of rain with terrible poetry over it. I think he's 13 and just found out about the Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
All of them, well expect for *points* them over there, they're not bad, I suppose at a push.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:33, archived)
Right post something already
I just had a lunch from Germany, allegedly. It wasn't brilliant. Then I helped someone buy a keyboard because they got confused by Argos. I've just had a team meeting.

What have you done this morning? ALT Q: Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
I've been into town and then took Tegan round to her grandads as it's his birthday.
Now I'm away to have lunch and pine that i'm getting earache.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
My Gran had a great cure for earache
Pour warm water into your ear, and seal it up with wax. Leave for a week, then let it out into a porcelain jug. Bury that jug on holy ground and you'll get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
I'll just scoop it out with a spoon

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
It might be your twin trying to burrow out from your brain
Use a soft spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
I just had steak and chips and beer.
MANFOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
That is the best food, I'd offer to shake you by the hand but you might rip my arm off by sheer manly force
I had schnitzel and chips and a pot of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
I fucking love a bit of schnitzel or katsu.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
This schnitzel was alright, I mean considering it was made by Irish in Ireland
The Germans at work like it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
congratulations on getting your testes back

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
Is it Sc(own)ne or Sc(on)e?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)
Scone

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:31, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7214092
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)
I had a look but they're even deader than here on weekends
Scone
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
Sc-on.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
This
Scon
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
+manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet manpet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
I've still never said this
Ill say them separately, but never as one word.
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:19, archived)
HELLO!
I'm a bit ill. I have a manky throat. I want cheese and beans on toast* for lunch but I don't know if I'll enjoy it given I have a manky throat.

*cheese on toast with beans on the top. Not beans on toast with cheese grated on top.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
Cheesy beanos!
I nearly smacked my mate in the face the first time he uttered that phrase. Fucking child.*

*he was 13 at the time mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
I think cheese and beans will work well with a manky throat
They'll slip down there like spunk down a trouserleg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)
They are working very well

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
HOORAY
I shall take my trousers off in celebration
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
Chicken noodle soup is the throat cure I use
You need warm slippery slimy stuff. Don't let the toast get too crunchy, or you'll be hacking up crumbs for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
I vote for Soup, but soggy bread definatley.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
i had an ace dream this morn
I could fly and float arond by holding an empty shopping bag in each hand.. bags filled with air by the wind blowing around..
my bad one last night was looking after someones dog..it died somehow and it was rotting away at the bottom of my garden a week later..
any other cool dreams from last night floating around?
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
Didn't you see the papers? No-one had any dreams last night
The entire world went dreamless. You insensitive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:08, archived)
I don't believe you, why was my bed wet this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
You rolled over and crushed your water balloon girlfriend, Hannah

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
Worrying times for Mooey.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
lolwaki

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
Not only waki but ZANNI too.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:01, archived)
Top Tip
wait until the balloon is full before you draw the face to avoid having a girlfriend that has been savaged by bees
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
I bet it never replies to anyone in this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)
Of couse not
We'll never hear from it again
The LOLDEADDOG cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
haha im special and liked and the bestest

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
FUCK
Well that's ruined that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
ALSO: was MW having another online breakdown last night, it was all very odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
I saw some of it, he gets very angry doesn't he
He's one of them that likes to get upset then tell us all about how he's the calmest.

Bit worried about baldmonkey after seeing this:
https://sites.google.com/site/ipissedonanorchestra/system/app/pages/sitemap/list
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
I bet he's sectioned by the end of the month.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

I wrote him a brilliant story, totally ignored until the small hours, I feel so let down, I may never write again
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
Bloody hell, it's like the old days on here when people only laughed at jokes made by girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
im looking for your reply what it could respond to in turn but all i can find is the well witty one saying 'i bet it never replies to anyone in this thread'
its like a TRAP
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
ha ha ha
i think youre v funny
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
this is a trap

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
hmm
i always noticed i never did so well in this here talk board..
awe well back to listening to some fine tune'idge
'loldeadogcunt' is unnecessary though ya know...peace and tally ho
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
No-one said that
Don't you put words in my text, I mean you can even see the text when you're replying
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
enjoy your sunny day x

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
fucking hell, I'm so bored I just looked at /off-topic.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
whenever someone tells me about their dream from the night before i stand there and nod and that
but really im thinking about what i need to get at the coop and how many days til christmas it is because i well love christmas
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
in summary: other peoples dreams are fucking dull

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:09, archived)
i suppose your right..
you cant to relate to other people's dreams ..
.there always seems to be a magical spark of sorts with your own dreams..doesnt last long though..disapears when you have woken up..
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)
yeh im usually right
you should try writing them down somewhere. just not here
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)
okey

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
alright treacle

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
alright sauce
good night bad head?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
alright treasure
yes and yes

hows yer pants?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:11, archived)
unlucky
i had Out last night and danced with some weird old cunt in the pub and had a cry because someone was a knob then i et chicken shish and walked out of pub2 in disgust because stick didnt put in the whip and got a free coat

im home now.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
People are cunts, best avoided if you ask me

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
im a magnet for mong mush

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
I like the sound of mong mush, maybe with some curry sauce

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
Nah, sounds vegetarian to me.
Or at least vegetative.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
they should sell crackers all year round but with different seasonal prizes
like tiny tubes of suncream, or a tiny tin of beans with the label missing for harvest festival
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
oh now you are singing my tune
sometimes i unwrap one real carefully and replace the good stuff with dogends and gravel and crusts off toast
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
I dreamed that I could skate board, I don't mind doing stunts and all that, just getting around the shops and stuff.
I enjoyed that dream, maybe I should take up skate boarding.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
alright pp i were drinking up your way last night
done over a ton in the turkish an all
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
'kin 'ell, that's a fiar few bob, you enjoy it though?
You go turkish me and you go too?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
yer same one
the boys were dead impressed
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
good dreamin =]
go skate
(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving

I also dreamed about birds with BIG TITS
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
haha

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

the dog may represent an unresolved issue which you possibly feel a bit guilty about, perhaps it is an issue related to the person whose dog you were looking after if they are known to you in the waking world, to get rid of the rotting dog you will have to take steps to resolve the issue

the air bags represent the empty bankrupt economy, although consumer choice feels like freedom in fact we are all blown around by the wind without the ability to steer a safe course

feel free to leave me feedback, I am always looking to improve
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)
so what you're say is, he wants to fuck his mum?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:58, archived)
it does seem a possibility

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
Oh dear.
twitpic.com/59jlw5

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
I just had a long fancy-schmancy shave.
Now I look less like Homeless and more like Bieber. If he'd let himself go. On pies.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
Beard up, youngster.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
I'd suggest a well groomed moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
Hello you yourself
How are you pretty lady?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
There's a thread below detailing most of it.
How're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
It's certainly coming back into fashion
Ive seen some cracking tashes of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
I've read a wonderful book on how to be a chap.
and I've seen many splendid examples in there.
This is related. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)
I've no time for 'look at me' facial furniture
Either grow a big bushy beard or don't bother
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:45, archived)
I frequently grow a big bushy beard
then shave it into an embarrassing dad tash occasionally when i go to see my daughter.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:02, archived)
i grow a g bushy beard and then ocassionally i shave off all but the tash
and then i have a big bushy tash, what of it, what you gonna do, what of it, i'm a runner, i need my face cooler these months, fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
You're going to run into trouble that way, son

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
I'm grand thanks
Sat in a field in the sun enjoying a cup of coffee and a cigarette
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:19, archived)
Good use of field, sun, coffee and cigarette.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
There will also be
Flying of helicopters soon and maybe some sausages ina bun later
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
Unbeaten
KNACKED and trying to do a WRITING TEST but other than that FINE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:21, archived)
I have to go to the park, shortly.
There's a fundraiser going on, for a politician I don't like. I won't be giving her any money.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
Nice day for a fundraiser
Get riotously drunk instead and drop your bloomers
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:26, archived)
I am very hung over indeed thanks
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
All good
My brother, his wife and my niece are up from Brighton, so Ninja-Baby and I are going to catch up with them. Mini-Ninja is with her Dad, she'll be gutted she missed out.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
1 in 4?
Someone is not pulling their weight.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
Bah, you're all talk
you're nothing but a massive softy.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
3 in 4 give hugs instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
I've got a right temper on me

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:26, archived)
Calm down gramps
Have your warming drink
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:38, archived)
I'll twat thee!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)
FIVE PUND EACH!

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:32, archived)
ok i suppose, off to the hospital in a bit, not much point but there you go, that's life eh, what can you do

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
my collarbone snapped again.
in surgery on the 30th for a bone graft from my pelvis and a permanent plate. good times. i love morphine, me.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
You need new bones
See if the NHS will set you up for that.

Morphine is ace though
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)
fuck that - imma be a cyborg

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:31, archived)
Oh you silly saussage, what you got to go and do that for? Have you tried rather than trying to snap your torso in half.... having a nice cold glass of Yop drink?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)
it just.... happened gonz.
I'll get me a yop though, see if it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
Good lass, I'd hate to think you've snapped in half _and_ go without yop.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
I'm alright biggun, I'm alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
Hello everyone
Long time no see, I'm currently in Yankland. Allegheny County in Pennsylvania to be slightly specific, listening to 8tracks.com/lenamarie/where-your-skinny-jeans-at which has good music though I don't like to wear skinny jeans.

I think button fly trousers are the best though.

How're all of you?

Anyone got any ideas about foods or whatnot to try/get while I'm here? I quite like how cheap some nice t-shirts are.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
Leaving Beijing in two days.
Single now.
Back here too.
Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
How's Beijing?
I'm definitely not single now.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
Hot. And, for a change, occasionally rainy.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
Sounds a bit like over here.
It's nice when it rains, especially because my girlfriend easily overheats, so his pain goes down in the rain. (Yes, I am using the correct pronouns, he's a transman who identifies as a genderqueer lesbian so he's my girlfriend. Oh gender, I feel like I should put wikipedia links or whatnot each time I enter new/old conversations)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
Right, so your getting shagged by a tranny? That's what you're saying here?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Unfortunately no shagging atm.
Hopefully when he's on Testosterone I will be getting shagged by him. I hope he keeps his boobs. He has really smashing tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
Jesus :(
On a lighter note, how's your dad getting on after, you know, the stuff?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
Which stuff? There are so many of them. Hahaha.
I think my mum's trial is soon. I've not had much of a chance to talk to him. Also expensive for people to phone me. I'll see if I can get him something nice for father's day though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
Christ, they're nailing your mum too?
You have all the luck.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
afaik my dad likes the publicity about the super injunctions and isn't gonna get done over it
my mum is involved in silly shenanigans and doesn't want me to talk about it unless I want to be a witness (to nothing!)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
Sounds like you're best out of the way

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
Yeah. I've got my own stuff to sort though.
I need to see if I can get a job for the year as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
I've just remembered what your mum is up for
That's going to be quite an amusing trial.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)
Yes, if only they could be broadcast.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
I'm sure the news media will give a fair and balanced report of the affair.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
Yes. As they are prone to do.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)
Well that's new.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
OH INTERNET

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
The internet is a wonderful place :)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
So has he got a penis or not?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
Working penises are very very hard to do, apparently. So I think they're quite rare for transmen (that is, former women who identify as men).

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
If you're not gonna get a dobber what's the point?
The whole point of being a man is sticking it in various things to see what feels nicest
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)
I saw a telly programme on this
It's really interesting how they do it but yes very difficult to achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
I'm not following.
This weirdo is identifying as a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
Gender != sexual orientation.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
But lesbian => woman.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
Yeah, umm, I dunno about that one.
A heterosexual male and a homosexual female, though they're both attracted to women, have different identities and generally different ways in how they do it. The 'genderqueer' part means not identifying within the gender binary.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
I also identify as genderqueer on more of the masculine side, which makes things even more interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Well he's currently female bodied if that makes it easier for you to think about.
Most transmen who're attracted to ladies prefer to think of themselves as straight, but because my guy just needs testosterone to stop himself from going crazy and is happy with most of his body otherwise, he's not too bothered about being labeled as straight. That's how I think it is anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
Female bodied, and happy to stick with it.
Into women and happy to call himself a lesbian.

This is all sound like a boring old regular lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
Indeed.
Just requires T and prefers to go by male pronouns.

I don't care what pronouns people use for me, as long as I'm not "it". Though I think shim/zir are rather silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)
I'd gone all the way round the pronouns and achieved this conclusion
A hormonally-imbalanced lesbo
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
Basically, yes.
At one point because of his illness he tried some birthcontrol (Estrogen sort) to try to fix some of the problems. But that increased his suicidal feelings a fuck load. He really needs Testosterone. I've been researching the NHS about it, it's quite useful that we'll be living in London.

Anyone got any ideas for places other than IKEA to get good and cheap shelving from? I can assemble any furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
He's pre-anything.
And yes, Easty is right, penises are hard to achieve, I don't know whether my guy wants that op anyway. If you want information on the procedure the NHS has lots of great leaflets and such on their websites.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
I was lucky enough to be born with a penis and I'm not giving it up.
You're confusing me with him identifying as a lesbian.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
Pfffft.
It doesn't require a transplant you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
I've seen the gender reassignment done the other way round (Channel 4, natch),
and that looked pretty gruesome.

Perhaps I could be the recipient of a penis transplant and have a double length penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)
You can get a baby's arm sewn onto the end
If you're lucky they can hook up the muscles too so you can pick stuff up with it
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
Trust me, it's not that great.
lololololihaveamassivepenis.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
Two penises!
Like a snake!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)
or perhaps just a limp noodle

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
If I'm going to have a penis transplant then it's going to be a full size one this time.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
How about a prehensile penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
You can train one of those with cock push-ups.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)
Though transplants can reject.
And then if it spread your penii would both reject you. You would end up cockless.

Would you take the risk? Also you'd have to buy big pants and trousers, and you would scare most ladies away with gigantocock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
giving up on the Chinese malarky?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Well, no, but this leg of it is over. Back to London for two years.
After that I'd love to do a Masters in HK though.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
I should be going back to London soon.
My travel insurance runs out at the end of July. But hopefully I'll be over before the end of the month, not likely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
You pay a guy 500 dollars he'll get you a child to eat
I hear they're succulent
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
That's a bit expensive.
Are there any cheaper children to eat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
Well, yeah, but they'll be ethnics

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
If I can get one for less than $20 I'll give it a shot
As long as there's no funny business.

Also there's no many ethnics around here, just the amish.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Can't eat Amish babies, you need a special fork to get the skin off and they don't believe in inventing that yet

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
What about the Mennonites?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
They're fine, they believe in several kinds of fork
Dig in
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
Oh you've got a nerve, turning up here after what YOU did.
Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
:V
Any major drama happened in the probably years since I've been here?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
Probably
People come and go. Not many stop due to cuntishness and autism. Nowt new.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Any proper flouncing?

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Friz and his imaginary dead child was fun

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Cor.
That sounds like a proper flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
good morning dear
Tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)
I wish.
We're out of milk.
Thankfully a local (by local I mean 1.5h drive away, which is still considered local because America is too big) supermarket sells PG tips and Twinings, and my girlfriend keeps a good stock of a variety of teas.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
milk? only savages have milk in their tea darling
You'll be using sugar next.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Milk is perfect with a good strong brew.
But I stopped using sugar when I was 14. I'll have a dash of honey in some blends, and I have added lemon once or twice, but I believe milk is allowed with over-brewed tea, to make it more palatable yet better for a strong wake-up call.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
this is the dullest thing I have read in a long long time

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
I'm sure I could try harder if you wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Go to Man V food location...
Basic Info
The Homestead Rest
294 N. Church Rd
Sparta NJ 07871
973 903 9290
www.homesteadrest.com/index.html

I think it's about 73 miles from you.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Actually google maps might have fucked up, it could be 6 hours from you.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)
Well that's in the wrong state by quite a distance.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
Pittsburg is it?
www.pennmac.com/

Or go to Quaker steak and lube and do the 6 hot wings challenge. They come in at 150,000 scoville units. A Jalepeno pepper is anything from 2500-10,000 units...

www.quakersteakandlube.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
Look you lot, I just posted a link for a restaurant called "Steak and LUBE".
At least one of you have the decency to notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
There's so many places around offering lube
Bummers' paradise I'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
I see that place around.
I don't really trust American meats much. I don't trust most American food, though tomorrow I will try some cream of corn/cream of wheat and I expect it to taste similar to ready brek.

I am eating a lot of melon atm, and I brought some marmite with me. I do like marmite.

I think panera is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
Yeah but in America they drive that far for a Taco
So if she wants to fit in she'll pop along
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
One thing which is good, is with all the big straight roads
I've not felt carsick more than once or twice :) and that was when we were at cape cod.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
I would eat all this stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
This. ^ I'd never leave.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
Cleo!
How's life? Happy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:20, archived)
Stressed atm
Mostly due to waiting to see whether my girlfriend gets into the foundation course for the uni I'm taking a year out from(he's awesome so he should no problem also forrin money but I can't help but worry)
and he's been snapping at me a bit because he's quite ill and stressed himself, but over all I'm happy. Though I can't wait to get back to UK food. I also will have lots of sort out when I get back.

How're you doing you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
I remember when cr3 went over there he said the portions were MASSIVE
But I'd still like to go to theUS some time.

I'm great thanks, work and small business going well :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
I've not been to many resturants other than in cape cod
Still quite large servings, but so far the biggest servings I've had were in Ireland.

I'm sure I've been putting on weight anyway, because of all the driving everywhere, there's not much walking, and lots of food is full of all sorts of additives. I have to be really careful about colourings.

I'm glad you're doing well :D What's your business about again?
Edit: Oh yes! I remember :D! Smashing hoodies and such, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
oooh hello stranger
I'm good, moving in with The Boy of 10 months in about a fortnight, he's moving here. First time any of this has happened so it's stressful and exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)
Oooh awesome :) Good luck to you two!
My girlfriend is moving in with me, but then again I've been living with him and his dad for the last month and a bit.

Looks like a big gay trip to IKEA for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:24, archived)
Hmm. Him. His dad. Unorthodox sexual habits.
...are you sure you're not dating Syncubus
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:52, archived)
Pffft.
Well I'm looking after him as much as he needs it, and they have a spare room I'm sleeping in, though currently not sleeping and should soon.

And alas having a large sex drive but my significant other has intimacy problems :( Ah well, I'll wait for him as long as he needs.

Edit: it is 6am, I'm going to go and see how long I can sleep for. G'morning blokes, ladyblokes and all those inbetween.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
POP POP
What's the beef this fiiiine Saturday morning? It's a lovely day out and I'm locked up in work. What choo up to, yo? YO?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)
2:30pm here and remixing...
Fast new desktop and fine speakers with a glass of chilled cider to give an edge to the afternoon. Sorry to hear about the work!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
Nah it's alright, I don't mind it really
Sounds like a brilliant afternoon though, I just did computer upgrade things too. No booze for me until tomorrow afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
I wish I could have some cider.
Fuck America's over 21 law :(
I did see some bulmers somewhere! But that was a while ago in NYC. I'm sure around here it's all shitty beer, probably some mead though, they've got loads of honey. Mead is lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
Don't know NYC that well
But there is a bar in Houston called the "Hobbit Cafe" which has this many different beers, but, yes, still over 21.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
I've seen blackthorne cider, but never tried it.
unfortunately I'm not one for beers :( I like to have cider, krupnik, cocktails (though those are shit for getting pissed on, unless I make them myself), gin and tonic and straight rum, and some ages Tequilas. I prefer most of my alcohol pure, I like to see whether they can stand up on their own.

If I'm just getting pissed I'll buy a cheap bottle of famous grouse and mix it with some thing though, haha. Once I just downed about 20cl or whatnot. That was a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
I'm not long up. Tegan was nice and cheerful and has demanded scrambled eggs for breakfast.
I'm on the internet to ignore the never ending cycle of Garfield and Scooby-Doo cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
No breakfast here
But scrambled eggs are the BOMB bro, HIGH FIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
*high five*
I've not got any though. Still too soon after getting up for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Just eat some raw eggs then iron your stomach
That'll save all the hassle of cooking anything
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
It never stops...
Mine is 16 next month, it's still cartoons but now it's Futurama, Family Guy and Southpark.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)
I'd happily watch all 3 of those though. Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Scooby Dooby Doo, Where are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
We're dog sitting again and the little monkey has had us up all night pining for his mum.
Hopefully the 7 mile walk later today will knacker the crap out of him though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
What flavour of dog?

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)
Chocolate Lab

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
Awwwwww we used to have some Labs, they were so nice.
Then one got run over by a speedboat, yes a speedboat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
oh man :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
I saw one get killed by a swan once in a fight
Daft cunt had jumped in the canal and got saucy. It lurnd him up good. Ms Official has two of them, they are also idiots.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
Swans can break your arm too

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
They are actual bastards. Feet like shovels.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
Birds are bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Kill it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
Cat Lover

(I helped save b3ta! Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)
I'm trying to find something interesting to do this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
Go to the Jorvik centre in York and enjoy the rich tapestry of smells

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
If I leave now I could be there by 2pm

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
That's prime Jorvik time
Get to
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
go to london
deadmaus in victoria park

if I could I'd give you my ticket, my girlfriend fell ill so we can't go.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
Mostly I will be sitting about in my smelly old dressing gown
Then cooking for chums. But mostly I will be ruing sleeping on my left arm, the joints of which appear to be consumed by fire at the moment.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
Boil a kettle then put your arm in the steam, carefully though
That'll ease your joints, and then prepare a poultice of rotten meat and roadside herbs
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
That's tea sorted too
Thanks Theoban.
Ththanks.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
Welcome to middle age!
It's all downhill from here I'm afraid. (But it can be amusing)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
I'm made entirely of broken rubbish this week
I'd get knocked back at the knacker's yard.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
I was like that a few years ago
But after a refit and some sprucing up I'm twice as bad. Thank fuck for beer!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
There appears to be a rave outside my window
so the question is, should I jiggle my tits left, or jiggle them right?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
since you've got me on lolignore i don't give a fuck

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
i'd just carry on stalking the apartment in my pants staring longingly out of the window, if i were you, you old bastard

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
*runs off crying*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:25, archived)
Calm down dear.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)
HIYA

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)
Hi there SSG.
How are you m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:32, archived)
alright
bored
i have a weekend now and
nothing planned
and suprise suprise,
nobody has invited my to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:42, archived)
that's because you stink.

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:05, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)
WHAPPLE

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:19, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)
W H A P P L E

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:27, archived)
They've moved on
exciting marbella rave updates as they happen

I'm actually a bit annoyed about that, but not enough to wander downstairs and speak to the police
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
Seriously, wake up internet, bored now

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:34, archived)
Fuck you bitches, I'm in Jakarta
As quoted by Fatboy Slim on Wednesday night at a gig I did not attend as it was way past my bedtime and my Mum says Disco Biscuits are bad for me!

Edit: Now with added Youtube.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=refteaC8Xuc
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)
I am bang up for disco biscuits right now
don't tease me, the Spanish don't do them, they're all about some expensive powder they bung up their nostrils, the cunts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:39, archived)
Apparently the new craze is plant food
Or toilet cleaner or summat. One molecule away from "E's" and apparently quite legal here.(And it's the cops that are supplying it)
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:41, archived)
The meow stuff?
Heard about it, I'm up for a go
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)
Don't know what they call it...
But it appears to have the desired effect.
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)
That stuff's shit
It has all the symptoms of ecstacy, but without actually being happy or up, just makes you dribble like a spastic mong and your heart beat like fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
Meh
still sounds better than coke which is all that is available round here

might go to bed anyway, laters
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
Isn't the powder not really that expensive, considering how much is being impoprted through spain?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:43, archived)
You'd think....

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
I wouldn't mind if the drugs lived up to
the music
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)
Aldi sell them
cowjam.co.uk/arct/disco_biscuit.gif
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
Ha ha ha ha ha
Shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:53, archived)
No, genuine photo.

Stood there staring for about five minutes cos I was stoned when I found them. Then I remembered I had a camera on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)
*Pictures the scene*

(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
Fuck the fatboy
another b3tan tuned me into this fella, proper dj'ing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)
RAVE IT UP SON!

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)
but dad i want to play mozart

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
fuck mozart
he doesn't understand the simplicity of four to the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)
AMADEUS AMADEUS

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:46, archived)
Enough of that shit.
I've been playing Duke Nukem Forever. It's finally brought closure to the nineties. I feel a bit sad now.

How's tricks, /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
I brought closure to my MA yesterday by handing in my dissertation.
Today I have utterly failed at a job interview and also failed to go to a party for which I had already paid for a ticket because I feel truly shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:16, archived)
*hugs*
Interviews are a funny thing. In all but one I've felt like I failed at it but I've been successful at a few.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
No, I properly mangled this one.
I got a letter inviting me for interview and because I was rushing off to hand in a dissertation draft I only read the first line. I was meant to do a presentation. I had no idea about this. Oh cock.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)
Bugger
hope another opportunity comes up soon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
It's not my dream job but I'm pissed off with myself.
It was my job too, I mean literally, it's just for more hours at what I've been doing since I was 17. I am not looking forward to going to work there this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)
No chance they'll give you the job
despite the poor interview? They must know you're good at what you do.

Have some wine and look to the future
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
Whoops!
Don't worry about it. You fucked up and you'll know better next time.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
I agree with our bovine chum here
err thats my only input
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
Oh, sorry to hear that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
Thanks mate.
I feel proper rubbish. I think I need a pitcher of The Steve.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
haha eww
who's steve?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
:/
sorry to hear that, hope you cheer up soon. Do you know if you actually failed the interview or did you just think that because maybe you didn't and what kind of party do you need tickets for? forget that :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
What's your opinion of it?
Gonna get it anyway because it's Duke, but want to hear your thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)
Mixed.
For vapourware it's incredible. For a 1998 game it's incredible. For a modern FPS it's not brilliant, but I've had a lot of fun with it so far. It's pretty much exactly what you expect duke nukem to be and the first ten or 15 minutes or so are fucking awesome (don't skip to the menu, watch the full intro).

I'm really enjoying it. I stopped a few hours in and thought I'd play a bit of LA Noire instead but I went for a piss then went straight back to it, so it's got more draw than I expected.

I read a review that says bulletstorm is a more suitable successor to Duke 3D and that may be right, the demo was fucking awesome, but this is duke nukem forever. I've been waiting over a decade for this motherfucker and while it may not match up to the latest shooters it's pretty fucking good and if you played duke 3d you'll enjoy it.

Overall, it's pretty good but it's a decade old. I'm glad I bought it today but as I said I can't help but feel a little bit sad that it's actually happened, it's brought the 90s to an end.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
Cracking, I might play some LA Noire.
Slight twist ear the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)
I don't really play computer games
so can't comment on that element of your post. Other than that, yes ok thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)
I have curry, it's pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
What kind of curry?
I meant to buy one, then realised midnight had come and gone and it was too late :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)
Chicken dupiaza, lemon rice, and a keema naan

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
We'll never be lovers :(((

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
Though I'm liking the sound of lemon rice

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)
It's really nice
what's wrong with a chicken dupiaza?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
I'll be honest, I have no idea what a chicken dupiaza is
as a stereotypical male, I order things like phals, cry a bit whilst eating it, then drink more alcohol to take the pain away
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)
Much better to have something less hot
but much more tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
See, that just proves you are a girl
hello, my name's broadsword, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
I'm actually eating a vindaloo and chips :(
I'm Dave the Trucker like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)
alright dave
that's a smashing cb radio etc
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
Broady dislikes any curry which doesn't telegraph its exit loudly and clearly.
I am not such a fussy fucker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)
I CAN speak for myself you know
it just comes out slurred and vaguely incomprehensible.

alright spoider
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
Yeah doing good dude, ta.
How's tricks with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)
Not bad, it's feria week over here, bar I'm involved with has a stand there, it's been pretty full on

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)
Fucking nice one.
Any chance of an all-expenses paid trip for my humble self?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
In a word, no
but trying to sort out a work jaunt to the notting hill carnival if you fancy that, it's UK so I'll have crash space
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
alright there Spider
how are you? This curry is lovely, and the naan is the nicest one I've had in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
I'm good thanks.
Won money on the euromillions, had a good day at work and have upcoming days off due to the kitchen getting extension work done starting next monday.

I don't think I've ever had naan bread, am I missing much?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)
Good for you, more than a fiver?
Naan bread can be really nice, not really worth buying seperately though. Good for finishing the rest of the curry with
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)
€256
Going to put money down on a 3DS and OoT on monday (was putting money down anyway, but going to nearly pay it off now) First time I did the lotto in years too.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
Nice piece of luck then
Maybe I should try the lottery
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)
Place down the road did a 'bullet naan'
which was just fuck loads of chillies in a naan bread. I liked it, they've now shut down, there is a moral here somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
You kill the things you love :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
That's not true
I generally build a relationship which is ultimately doomed with the ones I love.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)
do they always destroy your ring?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)
I wouldn't mind you destroying my ring
know what I mean? diddly wop bam BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
i rented it today
and it's fucking shit. Really disappointed. Take out the fun gimmicky stuff and all thats left is piss poor gameplay. Rather play the original tbh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)
It looks like South Park might actually finish.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)
Sometimes it's still funny
other times, like last week, not so much
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)
The episode tonight was fairly depressing. It basically admitted that things get shitter as you get older and they can't keep doing the same thing week in week out.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)
I stopped watching for years, then started again, and was surprised it was still funny
but yeah, occasionally I think they'd be better not airing an episode
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
It's still going?
I don't think I've watched it since the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)
I don't think I've ever laughed as much
as I did seeing the South Park movie at the cinema

mind you, we took 1litre of vodka in with us
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
It was great at the time.
I laughed more at Mars Attacks tho
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:20, archived)
I've been playing witcher 2
and I think I have a little bit of an erection
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
Did you measure it?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:54, archived)
I don't believe in rulers

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)
TELL THAT TO HITLER

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)
I was just kicked from a game for being too good.
People said I was cheating :(
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)
Hi sexface

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Unless of course, you meant you had to get up at half 6 P.M.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)
Of DNF?

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

I am glad I bothered to write you a story, fucking hell, that's it, never again
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)
getting pissed off with CoD multiplayer
there are players who can just run around the levels who are virtually unkillable. I've just emptied 3 magazines of bullets at this bloke who just danced around a bit then stabbed me!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
animal, a celebrity, sex, a relative, a rude word and a mis-spelling of "you're".
There goes Stevie Nicks, playing he songs to a love sick panda.

"Quee clot's father is he to see him Miss Nicks." said the henchman.

"Tell that cunt to whistle at the moon sammy or your for the brim chop boyo."

When the chastised henchman left the room Stevie mounted the panda.
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)
Then what happened?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
Yeah, you missed the reply link, an easy mistake to make.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
That's a headache of a post.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
alright ding

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
STEVIESTEVIESTEVIESTEVIE

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
i'm going for my bathe. tell me a story

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Once upon a time, there were some small worms who got very, very annoyed, and decided to go to arms in order to wipe out their vicious enemy counterparts. They developed some really cool weapons such as Banana Bombs and Magic Bullets. They trained all night and every day so they would become proficient in their wormly ways. Sometimes they would shoot their grannies just for fun and laugh about it in the evening time.

We apologise on behalf of all the territories that we went to the trouble of translating Worms 2 into, but we didn't have time to translate these passwords; not that they need to be done. We suppose that you are expecting to see a wonderful cheat mode when you finish these missions. And you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
I liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)
I won 2 and a half ton on the euromillions today.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)
That's a shame, I'm sure money would have been more useful.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
Boom Boom.
Not if it had to be 2 1/2 ton of weed though dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Oh my, that woud be quite the party.
Or a month in Spider world.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)
More like a year.
Or the first steps to a Tony Montana-esque empire (but MUCH more chillaxed).
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
There once was a weighted companion cube...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

...once?’ upon a time, a wombat visited a witch in a forest. 'Witch, Witch,' tell me a story before I bathe,' demanded the wombat. 'What should the story be about?' asked the witch (she was in a good mood, luckily for the wombat, if she had been in a bad mood, he would have been put straight into her oven). 'circles, please, I like circles best,' said the wombat. 'Then I will tell you a circular story,' said the Witch. ‘Oh GREAT!’ said the wombat, dancing about a bit and thumping his back legs on the ground (he did this when he was about to get a story, a trait that had led to him being banned from all local libraries). ‘Well to start, wombat, tell me how long you think you will live,’ asked the witch. ‘Well I don’t know, I hope for a long time, but not forever, it would probably get quite boring,’ said the wombat. He had stopped dancing by now and the thumping had quietened down to a very soft patter. ‘Quite right,’ replied the witch, because you are not going to live forever, you are not an immortal, but a mortal wombat.’ ‘Agreed,’ said the wombat. No thumping now or even wiggling at all, in fact he was getting bored. This story was not really what he had hoped for. The witch put her hand on the wombat’s shoulder. She pushed him, just a little, in front of her as she began to walk towards the kitchen. The wombat started, a bit reluctantly, to walk with her. ‘So,’ continued the witch, ‘how many chances do you think you get to be alive? Twelve or three or more or less?’ The wombat thought about this. They had reached the kitchen. It was a bit hot in there. ‘Well...I suppose as I don’t believe in reincarnation, I would say, one chance,’ he said. ‘I get to be alive once.’ The witch smiled. She had stopped pushing the wombat and was tying on her cooking apron. ‘Quite right,’ said the witch. ‘You get to be alive once.’ She finished tying the strings behind her back. The apron was really in need of a wash, and what were those stains all over it, wondered the wombat. ‘And how many times do you think an adventurous wombat gets to hear a circular story from a witch? Hmm?’ ‘Oh,’ gulped the wombat, starting feel quite worried, ‘well I suppose, only...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)
very good. i liked that. thank you for the effort!
i'll give a click and hope that others follow suit.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:24, archived)
Darryl Pandy is dead
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIoUt_UMIk

shame really

what colour pants are you wearing? Mine are blue :) :) :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
i'm not wearing any

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
I've just accessed a couple of gmail accounts, that lulzsec got the passwords for.
So many obvious passwords.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
That's nice dear
but your pants?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
FUCK YOU!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
Oh, don't wear them.
They'd be black if I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
I've never got the whole 'commando being sexy' thing
surely it just means piss dribbles in the jeans?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
Mine's more a laziness thing.
That and they tend to bind up somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)
Trudat
I had to do some hardcore pants experimenting 'til I found the right ones to be comfortable in. I'm now happy in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)
Hurrah, for pant combinations that work.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
*pants FIVES*
oh soz, forgot you're not wearing pants

YOU AREN'T PART OF THE COOL PANTS CROWD
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)
lol did you what ones?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)
Some Asian dude, who has lots of emails about facebook of sex.
The other I forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
if it didn't make you want to look at more
i'm not interested, good on you for snooping tho
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
It was quite the invasion of privacy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
Neon pink leopard print.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
I'll be honest, I'm aroused

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)
FUCK YOU

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
It's natural babe.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
You're not lying to me are you?
I don't think I could handle an internet user telling me they were wearing neon pink leopard print pants, only to find out at a later date that it wasn't true. I've been hurt before.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
FUCK YOU!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)
I wouldn't do that to you.
www.bawbags.com/acatalog/info-005680.html
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)
That genuinely made me laugh :)
I blame the booze, it's a chronic addiction :(
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
hello dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
Hi hon

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
FUCK YOU!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
hello dear how are you dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)
k
u?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)
I mustn't grumble dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
flash us yer blue rinse

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
what's that dear, can you speak up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)
FLASH
US
YER
BLUE
RINSE
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

new mince? probably dear, ask the butcher, he's a very nice man
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)
FUCK YOU!!!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
Alright bs
I'm not wearing any.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
sexeh

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)
*no pants fives*
Though I'll bet you get a bunch of sweaty palmed replies now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
Well I spoke too late.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)
i am very sweaty

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
I've got your back fella

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
Oh, could I have that back, its becoming difficult to walk around all bent in two.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)
You want your back back?
Ok, I'll meet you round the front front
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)
Okies.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)
Ahh, I thought there was a draught....

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
alright bs
damn it, I was trying to go a night without wanking :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)
What up bitches?

(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
i don't know whether to go to the pub or not.
should i stay or should i go?
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:12, archived)
I've just got back. Company was dull as it was heaving in there so no, don't go.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
my local isn't usually heaving and is quite big with two pool tables

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
then you can stroke some balls

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:49, archived)
that are less than ten years old

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)
that have been smacked about by others for months.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
you still won't leave the house

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
Bit old for you there

(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)
if you stay there will be trouble
if you go there will be double
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
i thought that
i dunno what to do
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
what will you do down the pub?
are there people there more entertaining that staying in?
are you likely to pull?
what are th pub snacks like?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:22, archived)
i'll most likely have two pints
maybe a game of pool, i dunno, could i pull? anything's possible but most people will be over eighteen so i dunno.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
2 pints
hard times?
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)
Oh my, you just keep going for the child touching talk.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:12, archived)
i 'm clearly a terrible person

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
I went to the pub this evening.
Everyone seemed very jolly. Mainly because it was still light at 7 p.m. Some people are easily pleased
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)
it is nice tho

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:48, archived)
it's cold here
i'm not going out now. i'm going to have a bath instead.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
Poof.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
Is it your birthday already MW?
many happy returns and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
yeh i always bathe on my birthday

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)
Good for you.
You might melt and get washed away if you do it more than once a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:09, archived)
It was a bit crappy earlier
But it was lovely when we went out. How are you Mongy?
(I helped save b3ta! Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
Will you could try making your mind up.
Oh wait, that only applies to decisions regarding bucks fizz.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:11, archived)
You've decided to stay in, and not go out.
Poor form.
I think you should try going without the internet for a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
i don't know anyone in the pub
and i have to get up at half six in the morning, these things have influenced my decision
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:23, archived)
I've just got back from seeing bo burnham live
He was good
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)
yeh i went to see him tonight as well
good times
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
If you turn up at this time of night
everyone behind the bar will think you're a dick and wish you hadn't bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
why?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)
Because this time of night is for people who have been in the pub most of the evening.
Staff will be starting to wind down.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:10, archived)
be cool MW, be cool

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)
hello dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)
hello

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
how are you keeping dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)
Good evening
how are you all?

*hugs*
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
I'm feeling a little child
ish
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
You're only half heartedly doing it as opposed to doing it full-on?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
Pfft
www.b3ta.com/talk/7213528
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
Oh now then.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
Oh you scamp
Are you in that York tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
hello dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
hello harry
i hope your evening is going well so far. mongy might buy you a present. he is a very rich oliver sudden
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
blood money tho mw, it aint worth having

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
i'd give it all to charity

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
or burn it like the klf

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
I should probably give it here
www.rainn.org/
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
i'm not clicking that

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
Oh come on, it'd be like Friends Reunited for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
it wouldn't.
i've never had any friends.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
friends reunited...
how many people have been found and mutter under their breath
"christ it was hard enough to get rid of them once"
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
not me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)
I think you should probably get a ban for making light of Mongy's terrible news.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
i'm going to ban myself over it

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
hey, this isn't what she would want

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
Just a stepping then?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)
2 steps this time
slide to the left
slide to the right...
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)
i'm sure as a nurse you could shout at her till she opened her eyes for a second or two to get confirmation :)

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
I've finally figured out that nobody wants me here

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:23, archived)
I want you
here
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
That's sweet Just Harry
but I think Mike Woz Ere is right, I'm not wanted.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
You still won't leave the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
You know absolutely fuck all about my life
but you're another sad fucker crafting 'witty' replies on a board each night looking for internet validation that you're so funny even desperately pointing out your last comment in the hope of achieving your pathetic nightly goal of getting yet another dry bitchy comment on the popular page whilst you sit in your shack with bits of shite bmw parts strewn across the carpet wishing you could be somewhere else, back in the uk maybe, but can't because you'd be arrested for being a criminally tedious attention seeking fuckwit.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
What you should do here, is declare that you're going out.
And then delete the thread 30 minutes after you've 'gone out'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
I totally go out all the time
I've got loads of mates.

fuck you.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
You've got internet mates to match the internet girlfriend?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
And the internet job?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
And are you all going off an internet holiday again this year?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
Do we need some conflict resolution here?
I sense negative emotions from both parties.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
noob

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
Point conceded

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
i'm going to imagine you
are sarah from team america, please don't spoil this mental image
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
Don't remember which one that was, so go for it!
I only remember the panther-housecats, for they were my favorite characters.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
the 'psychic' one

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
I think it would be a good idea, he'll only end up offering to sandpaper his table with my knees or somethig.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
OK; we need agreement from all parties, so...
..MW, you in?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
i haven't been in from the outset

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
That's a lie, you never go out.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
This is the kind of thing
that is not productive in a relationship. I'm going now but we should set up a meeting, guys.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
I'd be afeared to, he's offered to hit me at the next b@sh I go to.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
not hard tho

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
i need no crafty wit...
going coming
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
it is a well crafted reply,

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:35, archived)
i don't care what he thinks
i'm rubbish but nobody gets rid of me. i'm like herpes....i keep coming back
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)
terrible?
have his nuts been cut off by accident during a routine breast enlargement and he's been given a huge payoff?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
alright Harry?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)
hello miss :)

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)
hey just harry, we were only talking shit in the thread bellow and now you have turned up

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)
I'm drawn to it
I've been able to avoid b3ta for so long only because the internet on my phone takes so long to load /talk
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)
hello darling
*continental kisses*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)
Super, thanks!
I am eating a Co-op Truly Irresistable pizza. What r u doing?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
no fucking need for that is there

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
It was 25% off!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
pizza nom food nom
nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
SADTIMES

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
Not for me
Delicious, cheesy times happening over here.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)

you see, what they've sold you there is some pre-assembled cheese on toast that's too big to fit in the toaster, and you think it's a good deal, you have been conned
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
if there was ham
it would be the welsh national dish, no better though
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:41, archived)
You've got it all wrong
I don't think it's a good deal. It's just a better deal than it was when it was full price.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

I'll be honest here, I really don't care about gaining an accurate understanding of your motivations for buying a pizza, sorry but there it is, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
I'm glad that you added "no offence"
Because otherwise I would've been pretty hurt.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)
via the internet
it makes the pain more real
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)
but surely
the point of pizza is that someone else cooks it, brings it to the door, all you have to do is eat it and enjoy the fact there's no washing up to be done?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
EXACTLY
In this situation the price-per-unit-of-ingredient comparison is subordinate to the factors of time-saving and convenience.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
you've made pizza into maths
i curse your pubes with the fleas of a thousand camels and arms too short to scratch
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:53, archived)
The multiverse IS math, my friend.
Ponder this. I'm going to go do stuff.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
you mean masturbate of course

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
mathsturbate

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:28, archived)
that's what daffy duck does

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
I find your
priorities dubious.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
I thought we were on the same side on this issue!

(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)
to me,
it feels slightly blasphemous to buy a pizza and cook it myself and have to wash up after.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
I'm visiting family
and borrowing their internet
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)
Cool, cool
Tell everyone I said hi.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)
my mum says hi

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
That's nice of her
Is she going to make you a sandwich? Has she made you a sandwich?
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)
no
she's pestering me about a girl i've recently started seeing
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:40, archived)
A LADY FRIEND?
A classy one, I hope.
(Rainbow Meow, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)
they have their own internet?
Holy crap. Does your Dad own Cisco?
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:32, archived)
compuserve

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)
alright

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
hey

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
hiya

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
i have a brand new av receiver downstairs to play with.
Instead I am just sitting here getting repeatedly kicked in the face by a toddler.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)
Cheers for the update

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)
i want to know if the child has given permission
for his actions to be posted here
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
I'm okay, thanks.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)
i'm very well
and quite pleased that i haven't harped on about my daughter
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:38, archived)
Say, Harry,
why not tell us all about your daughter?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:45, archived)
i got told off for it before
now i don't see much point, i utterly adore her and nothing i say is really going to interest you as none of you have met her and it's not really news as she's 15 months and growing up the same way lots of little people are. She's learnt to say bye bye so now she says it every time i leave the room
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:50, archived)
15 months...
so we're reaching the tail end of the phase where she lulls you into a false sense of "this is easy enough" security, and moving into the bit where she can move quickly and is constantly learning new skills like unlocking the front door and trying to climb up bookshelves? Cute.

Not surprised you got told off, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
she's close to being able to unlock the car
and she can high five
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)
Still at work on my first day back after my holiday
Don't want to be here
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
i don't know you
please give me some information about yourself
3 facts would be good
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

ideally, PIN, DOB, first pet's name
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
i was going to say
mothers favourite food
her address
and her top 10 preferred sexual positions
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
I've got to say this is a better list

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
i said address so he doesn't think i already know
/foot in the door months ago
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

IN, DOB, first p
t's
ame +is size
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)
Already did this last week
Can't remember what I said now
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
You're staying late at work
just to fuck about on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)
Nah, shift finishes.......now
G'night
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)
Ugh ugh guh
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!
(umbongotime meh.........., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)
I'm off out to gurn up some old geezers.
Rave safe, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:25, archived)
bye

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
did you have a think about the motorbikes? perhaps it's not for you, i understand

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:44, archived)
i dunno man you probably just get yourself one

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:45, archived)
nah it's cool, you can learn me to ride it, we could do a charity ride across the states or summat for my old nan

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:46, archived)
i heard they're a bit dangerous and stuff
might be safer to do it in a camper or something
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:47, archived)
it's no problem, i just thought you like motorbikes, gonna get myself an audi a6 estate for fishing/living in

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:51, archived)
can you catch much fish in cars these days?`
i thought fish preferred damper enviroments
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)
i've only just got in, i wont be going out

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)
hello dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
perhaps i could treat you to something vlad, what would you like?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)
do you have any marbles

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)
i'm not sure i do, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)
none taken

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)
would you like me to get some marbles

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)
why not, try to get some of the blue ones, they're the best

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)
i'm glad you are here, i have no formal or informal training in marbles, well outside of my remit really

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:06, archived)

I was in fact once a widely respected expert on marbles, however an unlucky sequence of events resulted in my reference collection gradually going missing, and at this present point in time I have now lost all of my marbles
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:12, archived)
it couldn't have happened to a nicer person

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)
except tootles

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

I don't know who that is, however, www.b3ta.com/talk/4726337
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:37, archived)
IWANTMUMMYIWANTMUMMYIWANTMUMMYIWANTMUMMYIWANTMUMMYIWANTMUMMY
Sitting here in the dark with my little girl just screaming and screaming for the wifey. There is seemingly nothing at all I can do to make her stop... ho hum.

She has run out of things to throw at me.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)
SPELLCAST!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:09, archived)
p - æ - d - o

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)
p - æ - d - o
He is P, pathetic
He's not æ, not æsthetic
He is probably D, diabetic
He is C, complicated

He is O, oh dear God NO!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
is this one of those threads when you're going to threaten to hurt people
if so I might stick around.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
you stick around and i'll cut yeh

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:16, archived)
Duke Nukem's pretty good
but would've been better in 1998.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:15, archived)
I think Future of the Left are a criminally under-appreciated band
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI35602quBA

Let the jury decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)
Hello Mortal Wombat, how are you doing?
I'm afraid I could be doing better, my insides are playing up. Never mind, I finally got funding for a double dose of Inflixnab on tuesday, been waiting since before December for it. Don't you think it's a bit "=/" that a doctor's desision is ruled on finances over medical care? Could be worst, could be in the states, or even worst still. Dont' worry mate, I'll be fine, it takes it out of me for a few days, wipes out my imume system so I have to work from home as if I catch a cold or something I have to spend the time in a hospital bed.

Yeah', that's right mate, big launch on Wednesday hopefully, biggest site of my career, can't wait. On the current one at any point in time there are about 3k people on it, so I hope I don't do a Digg and fuck it up, but it looks and runs well class, so it should be good. No doubt we'll get a few complaints though. We pushed the Static server to the CDNs yesterday, it's all ran without a hitch. Lots of AJAX in the right places, well proud.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:18, archived)
Have you tried Ajax as a cure for your belly?
Cleans blocked sinks a treat. Could be just the thing you're looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
yes doctors often consider the cost of drugs
they start you off on the cheapest solution if that doesn't work they move on.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)
yup

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)
hello dear

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:54, archived)
Queens birthday honours announced at midnight tonight
Who is going to be knighted here?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:20, archived)
SSG
for services to the internet. He's going to be made official.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:22, archived)
My mate got an MBE last year if that's any help?
I ought to be knighted for my services to public transport after 8 years of getting chavs upset and arrested, getting people to turn their music off and hitting people with their feet on seats. Actually I should be fucking well made a saint.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
As a member of the general public
is there any sanction I can take beyond tutting loudly when some cunt puts their feet on the seats? It really annoys me, but I think breaking their legs is too likely to result in a GBH charge.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:27, archived)
Criminal damage if they are mucky
Just ask them to move their feet so you can sit there, even if it's empty. Then pat the seat next to you and smile.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:30, archived)
I was hoping to be told that the guard would happily collude in brutality
is this not the case?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:34, archived)
Depends who's looking
And if the CCTV is working, or been accidentally turned off.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:36, archived)
I was also meaning to ask
could you pass on a message to the idiot who works weekends on the Reading to Waterloo line? Just tell her to shut the fuck up. We know where the train's going, and she's got the most horrible grating voice in the known universe.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:48, archived)
Write in and complain
Fuckers will bend over backwards to give you something for nothing.

Edit/ Also Transec regulations say we have to tell you cunts where we're going every half hour at least, and to read the safety information stuff, and not to leave your stuff lying about. If we don't we are in legal bother.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:01, archived)
Me.
Does this mean we have to put with everybody moaning again that Bruce Forsyth hasn't been picked?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:25, archived)
But didn't he do well?

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 19:28, archived)
Probably!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 20:10, archived)

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