ok i've read the faq so I better introdce me.My name is Katrina and i live in Harlow in essex. my friends bf showed me this page years ago but only just got the guts to join. I live in a wheelchair (car crash in '89) but dont mind jokes about it. hello b3ta.
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are you a bed or a fan?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:32,
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I blame the government(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:38,
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He thinks one will suck the air out of his room while he's dying in the other(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:38,
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I know what goes on herei've been looking for about 2 years. Why have you got it?
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Put a fucking apostrophe in it, chomp.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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you can be bothered with commas thoughI bet you'r not even on your phone
you probably put 'sent from my iphone 8' at the bottom of your emails too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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YEAH YEAH TYPE FASTER ON YOUR GATEWAY DESKTOP(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44,
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OoohThe ones with the cow print boxes?
Hello 1996
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:36,
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hello katrinai live in a house
you must not have much shelter from the storm
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:34,
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does being in a wheelchair mean you type like a spastic?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:34,
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Most people I know live in a house or a flat.(
Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:35,
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Sorry, I'll try harder.I only have one good hand so I'm a bit lazy when it comes to caps.
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how do you play the trumpet with only one good hand?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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Arse-trumpet Grrry.Don't they have them in forrin yet?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41,
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we use that hole for talking(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:41,
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I make all my important phone calls on the toiletSo this would not work as it is rude to talk with your talk hole full.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:42,
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Looking for a job with Def Leppard?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:04,
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You've been lurking for years and you think that was "very sharp"?You're the rubbishest fake ever.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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I've only just started looking at this bit.I used to look at the picture board lots and I thought the talk button on the main page was for answering posts. Yes I know what you are thinking. I've seen enough of this place to understand people's suspicions.
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fuck these cunts and their shit, and you, fuck off picking on me(
mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:42,
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Hello Wormulus.Here is some FREE advice:
1. Don't be a crybaby, if you are, fuck off over to QOTW Off-Topic. That's like /talk for autisms.
2. Don't thread-delete unless it's for humerous purposes.
3. When you get told to FUCK OFF, which you WILL be. Often. Don't go whinging to the mods, just man the fuck up and return any abuse you get in spades.
4. Have fun, it's what this place is here for. And don't get upset by us being cunts. It's just what we do here.
That's about it.
Now, have you already had your FREE introductory bumming?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:36,
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Aw hell no The LOVELY Kristine. That'd make her a furry.Even I don't pander furries.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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Look youI've been looking at this place for a while now. If I couldn't look after myself or cry every time some, I believe the preferred term is twunt, calls me a spak or a mong I wouldn't have joined. Go for it big boy, I can give as good as I get given.
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HURRAH! Well done that legfail!:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44,
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not on talk, we will call you a cunt, you spastic chairbound shit machine, do the nhs a favour and die eh(
mongychops, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44,
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I'm pretty sure he does mean offense.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:53,
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Oi! That's The LOVELY mongy you're talking about The LOVELY Wildheart Baby.He's too LOVELY to offend ANYONE.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:56,
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Lovely as that is...(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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wait a minuteweren't we talking about playing the trumpet? this seems more like tromboning
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does that mean you go round in circles in your wheelchair?just askin.
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If I want to, which I dont.They've invented this brilliant thing now. A wheelchair with a motor! Imagine that?
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Hello dzoolyI hear that Essex is in England. Are you in England? I have been to England.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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Can i borrow your wheelchair and ride it down hills really fastThen bring it back with a wonky wheel and tell you it was like that when i got it and if you tell your mum i'll not talk to you anymore?
If you can accept these criteria then we can be friends. I will also need your pudding from every meal, and any pocket money as i'm saving up for a remote control plane. No you can't have a go, you've already said you've got a spakky hand.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:39,
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Don't pander to mei'm still fairly new, and therefore yet to prove my worth, try one of the more popular ones like Stuj.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:45,
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Come now PigglesNone of us here are popular. This is crying ginger nerd of message boards
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:47,
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Hang on ... aren't you one of the fake noobs too?This is all getting too much for me. I'm leaving forever.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:49,
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I was Friz for a whilebut i think that's blown over now. Was very briefly Bou, but again, blown over. I haven't been accused of being anyone since. So i'm either still Friz, or i am me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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BERT. You're bert aren't you? You cheeky monkey.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:02,
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You know whatI don't even know who Bert is. But if you say so.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:03,
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I don't have a sister(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:15,
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Oh right. So you're saying you would fuck your sister if you had one? You sick puppy.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:17,
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Well, i walked in to that one(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:22,
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So you put on a wig and makeup and masturbate in front of the mirror?(
Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:53,
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I resent that.I'm not popular, just LOVELY.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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Don't hate mei was waiting for the right moment for a fist bump over how wet Donington was and how awesome Rob Zombie was and that after that we'd be friends and, oh god I've ruined it haven't I. Can you forgive me? can you ever forgive me?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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alright dzooly.How did the username come about?
What does dzooly stand for?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:45,
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Is it worth saying that was accidental?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:49,
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It's a nickname I got in hospital.I was in for quite a while. I had loads of pictures of animals around my bed and someone called me zoe by mistake, It then became zooly and I added a d just to be awkward.
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Cool.Cheers.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:51,
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*knuckle bump for being awkward*(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:53,
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Thank fuck I wasn't the only one thinking this!(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:58,
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i figured she just took her spaz hand and whacked the keyboard and that's what she came up with(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:03,
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do you reckon it's a beadle hand?or one of them horrible Mouldy claw hands? Ooooooh, or so fat she can't lift it.
Place your bets.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:06,
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That was why my username on MSN used to be bobofktrue story
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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Hello, as long as you have a thick skin, you should fit in nicely.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:46,
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I've had to really.I'm 31 now and done all my fretting. I'm just busted up not a real mong.
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Feel free to pop over to qotw and show them up for being thin skinned.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:55,
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if you're still capable of any kind of sexual actyou'll be pandered to like all the rest
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It says it's 31 Womby n... Ah my heart's just not in it.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:58,
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she's got a knackered hand a powerless legsso you're going to get a mindblower of a trumpeter's blowjob, but coupled to a pathetic wank and then some really uninspiring missionary position stuff.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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Now that I've said that, I'm wondering how good Miles Davis would have been at blowjobs(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:59,
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Can't get the image of someone recieving a gimpy handjob out of my head now.(
Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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But my hands work fineIf I sit on one for long enough it may work
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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Can't go for permanent damage.I've a feeling this spakka wank is going to be a fad.
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:16,
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No worries on that front.OK I have one good arm, can't move either legs, smashed my spine to pulp just above the sacrum, got some feeling but not much. I lost sight in my left eye and my face used to look like a map of the tube, but it's not as bad now.
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Totally going to get in there before Gonzy can.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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But what if she can't headbang to Slayer, stuj?(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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I'm sure I could yank her head-dobber in time to Angel Of Death Grrry.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19,
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you've got one up on most of the fuckers here then*panders better*
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What regular sex? I bet you are right too.I did have a husband but the shit left me. I have a son of 7 and a chap. A WHOLE chap at that.
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Steady on there, he likes them young.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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i must be doing something wrong.did you have to leave the house to get him?
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you're not going to get a single reply from this lot now(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11,
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A chap?Is that like one half of a pair of chaps?
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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I had them in hospital thanks.My bum looked like a lump of raw meat.
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pics or GTFO(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:26,
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i made myself feel a bit sick then(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:29,
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I imagine it was something like thistiny.cc/q5ise
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:30,
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Have you thought about donating your body to culinary science?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:19,
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I don't really do cruel.You only get an insult from me if you're being particularly shit.
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CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:12,
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Look, you have your troublesbut I have tonsillitis. I know what REAL pain is.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:00,
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Hello new personif you really are a lady and in a wheelchair then I have a question, but its really bad, even Jim Davidson would say "hang on, thats a bit out of order". But fuck it, I'll ask it anyway.............
Daddy or chips?
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Like she gets a choice.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:01,
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don't forget to tell everyone what you think of them before you flounce! it's like a rule or something
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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Chips but onlyif I can have a pint or 5 of real ale with them.
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Mmmmmale. I saw a woman buying real ale in asda today. I nearly shat myself with joy til she turned around.
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CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:13,
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an alcoholic crippleif you're overweight too the NHS actually hates you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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Since you lost the use of your legsDid you gain awesome telekinetic powers?
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:10,
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Hello Dzooly, my name is Pauly Pops, or Gonz, or sevrel other names depending on my mood.I'm very sorry to hear about the wheelchair, do you have a good one though? I think if I had to be in a wheel chair for the rest of my life, I'd attach some wheels on a laz-e-boy. I saw this thing the japanese are making which might possibly depending allow you to maybe possibly walk, it's like an exo-skellington. That would be super hot in yellow with black stripes.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:14,
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You talking about Gundam, Gonz?That's not real
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Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:18,
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Nonon, it's something Honda are making.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:20,
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Oh yeah, I saw something like that.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:25,
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It's OK, I don't mind the name Ben. It's not my name, but if it was my name, I expect I wouldn't be ashamed, like I would be if my name was Andrew... if my name was andrew I'd call my self 'drew.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:33,
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wheelchair! Don't expect any sympathy from me. I get occasional dandruff(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:21,
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Oh you poor thing.It must me awful. Have you concidered shaving it off and buying a hat?
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Or moving to somewhere that snows all the time(
Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:32,
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Hello Katrina, welcomeI'm sure you'll fit in fine, you seem nice enough and you have a sense of humour. I hope you oh fuck it what are things coming to, I can't even be arsed to rip the piss or work out which regular you are. I'm getting too old for this shit.
Come, go, have a tantrum, enjoy yourself, whatever. It doesn't really matter. We're all just killing time. Time, the irreplacable currency of our life. Seventy thousand messages, can you fucking believe it?
All is dust.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:33,
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I've wanted to post here for a while but never got up the courage.As you can probably imagine, I do spend quite a while on the computer but I think b3ta is the best forum I've seen. I do facebook, but I'm getting sick of all the 'if you agree, post this in your status' posts. OK thank you all for being so kind (ish) I'm off to the pub now. (the Greyhound, Harlow) if anyone is around these parts. You can buy me a pint and patronise me for a bit.
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Still, in other newsmy neighbour was selling an old TV for a fiver. I asked why it was so cheap, he said the volume was stuck on maximum. What a deal - I couldn't turn it down.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:43,
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This whole thread feels a bit like a car crash.¦¦:¬D
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:48,
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if only there were some other interesting status updates to read.(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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Adam Fielding
is loving the sunshiiiinnneeeee x
6 hours ago via BlackBerry · Like ·
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:54,
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well who doesn't love sunshiiiiiiiinneeeee?is that meant to be liam galler doing cigs and alcohol?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:00,
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It's around here somewhere...somewhere....
yeah... here: '
It must've fallen out of your signature when you weren't looking.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:49,
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Hello dzoolyWELCOME, don't leave like every other new person
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:51,
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EVERY new person has left???
were you born with 2000 replies?
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:52,
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It's the terrible bullying that does it.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:00,
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Have you considered training Bruce Willisinto becoming a superhero? If not, hello anyway
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:01,
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Hello new personI stayed in a hotel in Harlow once. I think I was the only guest.
/thrilling Essex based anecdote
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:04,
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I met an Essex man once(
RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:06,
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Wow you live in a wheelchair - must be a very big chair or your a very small pwerson.
Is sugar Hut a real place in essex?
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:22,
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Hello allWhere can I buy an ipod2 for cash to take away with me today?
ta
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:26,
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ipod, tia maria and dry roast nuts mate(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:31,
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Sorry mate, you'll need to talk to Dave for that.I only deal in booze, fags and Albanian whores.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:32,
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don't they have the little machines where you can put in coins and you might win an ipod if you press the button and the dot lands in the circle or something?(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:33,
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Apple store.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:44,
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why'd you want that ITUNES is pure evil!
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 20:53,
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bored and tiredbut scrubbed clean with a combination of about 200 bathroom products
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moohalaa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:52,
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I am tiredbut I've to go teach karate to some cocky little shit heads.
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jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:54,
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second dan? In karate, I am.I'm training to take third dan in November.
I'm only a 1st dan in Sai and Kickboxing.
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jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:58,
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im amazed there hasn't been a Dan Dare film
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I reckon most of /talk could play the Mekonswith very little makeup required
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:25,
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Ill.spent most of the day yesterday in some kind of manflu haze and then vom'd about an hour ago.
I want sympathy and a nurse.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:52,
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*pointless internet hugs*and *a safe non germ catching kiss on the cheek*
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jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:53,
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Cheers dears.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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Hot vimto usually does the trickor half a dozen cans of stella
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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Eww.And eww-er.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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You'll get none from me because I'm ill as wellTonsillitis can fuck off now.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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Keep your tonsilitis away from me.I mean it, I'll cut you.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I've been sat infront of a computer all dayI don't know how people with real jobs manage it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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I'm looking forward to going to bed this eveningI like bed.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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I wouldn't presumeI'm sure some people on here will tell us they hate bed because that will make them look different.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:59,
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Well I love bedShame I can't spend more time there. Nowt like snuggling down under the covers, nice and warm, listening to wind and rain belt against the window.
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jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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I wish I lived nearer the roof of this block of flats, I don't get to hear much rain or wind(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:01,
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I don't trust beds, too many people die in them for it just be a coincidence(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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You suffer from Korean Paranoia, so that's understandable(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:09,
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I'm not a fan(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:16,
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I went to look at a houseit's a piece of shit. I'm interested.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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will you understand the description?otodom.pl/zaciszny-dom-z-ogrodem-id9024485.html
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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It's got a sewing machinethat's gotta be a plus ;)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:06,
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Rooms look an ok size.bit of work needed but you enjoy that sort of thing.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:07,
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I wanted to rip the roof off and take one half of the house up another floorbut it seems I cant.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:09,
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Dig some underground rooms.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:12,
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I can't, without sinking pilings inmegabucks
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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Extensions?(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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he can't find any to match his current colourand dying them especially would be silly
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17,
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I sold my hair for extensionsTRUFAX
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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I hear it's all four gangspeople will pay big bucks if you're in the RCD
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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this is the madness. It's a house which has been split in twoand then both halves have been extended. So there's nothing you can do to the old half without fucking up the neighbours, and nothing you can do to the other half without completely rebuilding the extension.
So I'm mulling over knocking the internal walls down and reorganising.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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that's an option.And if the neighbours ever sell up and you're in a good position, you could buy their half and make it one big house again.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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That's the perfect situationbut doubtful that it would happen. Apparently it's a family of seven, and I couldn't afford it anyway.
The aim is to fix this one up then flog it on, so I couldn't wait for them to want to move.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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rok budowy, 1938...in Poland...sneeeehehehe
I'd buy it, it's stood up well considering
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:11,
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Google translate reckons it's in Italy, London.That's a pretty good price for a house in Italy. It's a pretty good price for a parking space in London.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:13,
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Yeah, we have a district in Warsaw called, err, Italyit goes well with Free Will, Dirty and HappyTown.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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looking at the map, it seems to be situated conveniently close to the world's largest zebra crossing storage compound(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:20,
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the cellar is only big enough for a dwarf(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:02,
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is that with the manacles and stocks?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:04,
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you popped for /talk cherry on my threadI'm not sure whether I should be honoured or disgusted.
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jenpots, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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that's exactly what you'd say if it was youso it must be.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:19,
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My knees are in a bad mood.It's such an odd kind of pain, not sharp at all but incredibly uncomfortable.
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CowJam, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:00,
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I wished my penis got bitten by a poisenous snake while I'm out on a date so I can be like "QUICKLY, SUCK OUT ALL THE POISON !!!!" Man, what a smooth operator would that make me !!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:03,
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I'm going home now, please leave me a lovely message for me to read when I get back./ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:08,
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www.stewart.army.mil/dpw/fish/nonvenomous_snakes.htm here you go, to help you in your research as you choose the ideal pet to help you meet girls
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:15,
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there's a new girl up there ^maybe you should have saved your secret pulling tactics for a different thread, now she'll see it coming.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:16,
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alright jenpotsI had to go to the orthodontist today and they tortured me but a song I like came on the radio and so it was like Jesus said "I know it hurts, but here, have some comfort. I know you like this song" and so it was all okay in the end.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:05,
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I hate to break it to youBut Jesus is no longer a radio DJ, not after the incident on Radio 2.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:14,
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i was as shocked as you arebut he did punch a priest live on air.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:17,
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to be fair he was probably a child toucher so he probably deserved it(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:18,
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i think last time i checked, there's a 99% chance any priest you've met has touched a child, the other 1% are only pretending to be priests, but will also have touched child.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:21,
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Ning The LOVELIEST DEADLIEST Jenpots.*Panders*
I'm good ta lully. You?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:28,
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Yawn yawn yawny yawn yawn yawnI'm quite tired today
I won a competition over the weekend, what have YOU won at recently?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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I won the National Criminal Trial CompetitionI got a cheque for £60 out of it.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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CorAll I won was something worth about €5, you win this one
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41,
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I WON AT SLEEPING(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:39,
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I always sleep with a pillow under my pillow(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:45,
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I spray my pillow with my musk from my scent glands before sleeping(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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i spray my pillow with pledge so i can polish my own face during the night(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:25, archived)
Has your half-baked internet hardmanning become a tiresome me-meme now?By all means persist, you can see how well it went for Mykey and Friz.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:38,
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my heroes. they're probably doing something more interesting with their time now
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Being rained on on Sunday.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:41,
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This is a happy thing to win at. Well done, rain is the friend of man(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:42,
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And ducks. Don't forget the ducks.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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ALWAYS IN R PONDS!ALSO: AaaaAAAAaaAaaAAaAAAAaAAaaaaAaAaAAaaAaaRrrRrRrrRRRrRRrdvAAaaAAaAAAAaaaAaAAaaAAaAAAAaAAAaAAAAaaAAARrrRRrrRrRRRrRrRRk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
(Sorry to take so long with that, had to break off to do an ob.)
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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Be quack or be dead.Edit: :D
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:53,
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There's a shower out towards Didcot, other than that it's all good here at the moment thanks Aardvark.And now over to Brian for the sport.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:03,
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am I going to get wet if I go outside stuj, this is important?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:21,
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Surely it depends on how many people spit at you?(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:24,
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they only do it because they don't want me to suffocate on dry landit's terrible to wash off my pvc eelsuit though, the writhing just grinds the spit and dirt in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:33,
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No The LOVELY Theoban.It was fucking HORRIBLE ALL DAY. Only seeing a giant sheep getting killed with a giant penis and later on the Queen getting her tits hacked off and later still ROB FUCKING ZOMBIE made it bearable.
Not even my German army raincape kept the rain out and that had NEVER FAILED me before. I even MISSED Disturbed and The CULT in order to go back to my hotel for a hot bath and some dry clothes.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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I'm sorry StujYou should get massaged by some Fat Rascals to take away these horrible memories.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:56,
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'S Ok.I played President Of FIFA with one of the hotel maids to keep my spirits up.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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i dont think i've ever been more wet in my lifeThan I was during Gwar. Cult weren't up to it, much better last time I saw them if it helps you feel better.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:34,
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alsoThey said we all looked like fishermen.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:42,
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I haven't won anything for a while.I have friends who are addicted to going on those competition sites. Nerds.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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What's a competition site MissI don't know these things
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:57,
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We won spoon at Copa Del Soul National beach tournament in Skegness over the weekendThe trophy was a 20% bottle of 'Chili-Buca' which tasted of Aspartame and Sadness.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:54,
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Congratulations to you and your fellow ultimates(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01,
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Credit where credit was due, we won the party on both friday and saturday.It was one of those silly tournaments.
I'm off to Nottingham for a big one next weekend though, that'll be EXTREMSUPERSERIAL.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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I don't go to enjoy the city, silly theoban.For your indiscretion I demand that one of your future strips contains me/a frisbee in it.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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Free Spotify subscriptionwoooooooo
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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I can't even GET Spotify in this backwards countrywooooooooooooo
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:01,
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I won some antibioticsOh no wait, it cost me £7.40
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:06,
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Prescription charge exemption certificate ftw a life long chronic illness is a small price to pay for free drugs
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11,
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If only I could be ill all the time to reap the benefits :((
executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:29,
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does getting something cool from Freecycle count as winning?If so I recently collected a posh Sony hifi (one of those silver ones with surround sound speakers before iPod docks became standard)
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:11,
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Indeed it doesYou beat off the opposition and getted the prize good!
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:12,
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cool!I also got a dishwasher from there too as well as lots of handy PC equipment
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:14,
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i won the football. all of it. i ran onto the pitch and kicked the football so hard every other player around the world dropped dead(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:45,
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Right, here's the thing, yeah?My work is moving premises soon and, because they are fancy new we-can't-really afford them and we'll be bankrupt within a year; they are upping the dress code. We'll have to shave and wear ties.
I was thinking I might use this as an excuse to buy a suit. And a bowler hat. And a cane brolly.
But I am fat.
And tight fisted.
How can I dress like Patrick Macnee's John Steed from the Diana Rigg era for less than £100?
Google and ebay told me to fuck off because I am fat.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:02,
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find someone a similar size to yourself follow them until they die then dig them up for the suitthe bowler hat can just be a collander spray painted black
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:03,
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Ebay says you can get a bowler hat for about £20.So I'm not worried about that.
But how can I get a fat man's three piece vintage suit for £50?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:05,
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It's full of lovely garments.Worn on the road as I've crushed fatty Britain.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23,
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this, this and one of these
masking tape and a different colour if you want a tie
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:12,
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Can you go for me?I don't like crowds
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:20,
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Google is lyingThere are sites that do suits upto 6XL
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:04,
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Vintage ones?For a tenner?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:05,
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Might find something herewww.oxfam.org.uk/shop/second-hand-store
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Cheers for that.I had a thorough look round. Couldn't see anything. will look again.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:26,
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upping?That's dead unusual. I've had mine dropped 2 or 3 times in various jobs, but never up.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:06,
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The management are pricks who want to show off how great we are by renting offices we can't afford or fit into, expanding by buying shit bankrupt businesses and making us all pretend to be professional at work.We'll all be out of work within a year.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:10,
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Tell them you're growing a beardThen when you get round to shaving tell you them you realised it wouldn't suit you so you shaved it off.
Then the next week say you're growing a beard again. Ad Infinitum.
FOOLPROOF!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:11,
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THIS IS TOTALLY MY TACTIC ALREADY(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:14,
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PerfectNow let's see how we can do the same thing with your clothes
*schemes*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:17,
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Charity shops may have someThat's where my brother got his badass cane from.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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Moss Bros.Srsly, there's almost ALWAYS a sale on suits there.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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Yeah.Might try that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:10,
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Replying here :)I'm good cheers, one more exam then done. I'm not doing Sonisphere in all liklihood, simply too broke
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:21,
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Already booked tickets so I might be able to help.*Claw motions*
*Sings*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:39,
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Chariity shops? I don't know, do your own fucking shopping you fucking cheapskate(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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I was hoping to avoid trudging round Cosham.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:11,
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www.chavtowns.co.uk/2005/02/cosham/
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:16,
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I love how these derisive articles are often full of spelling errorsCosham is indeed a shit hole, but there are far worse areas in and around Portsmouth, that's for sure.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:19,
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Halifax no longer exists in our reality.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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It's got nothing on Paulsgrove. Or Leigh Park. Or Portsea. Or North End. Or Somerstown.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:23,
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buy cheap shoesthen draw stitching on with a tip-ex pen to make 'em look like expensive Oxford Brogues
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:08,
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home of the croavatte(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:24,
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I totally knew that honest
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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Cool. Cheers, blood.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:27,
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Primark3 piecce suit less than £50
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:33,
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Get to fuck.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:38,
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No dear, polite people say 'excuse me ann"(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:45,
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I love it when you talk Dinglish.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:57,
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Draw one on your bodya pack of marker pens won't cost you much, and you could draw the pointy end of a tie on your cock (so that it looks like it's poking through your flies)
If nothing else, it'll make them revise their dress code
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:42,
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Why don't you wear the Emporer's New Suite, except it's not.... but it's a..... and then the...... obscure music refferance (anyone remember that (tee hee NIGHTS WHO SAY NI NI NI NI NI ( anyone remember that?))) and then you can blah blah blah.Oh Balders, my heart's not in it, this post wasn't even really lolwaki, I'm just following on from the successful post this morning and trying to build on it even though I won't hang around for the replies.
Who do you reckon will be the next b3tan couple? Every time I go to add what-i-thought-was-a-newbie female to facebook it turns out they're already in a relationship with someone, I donno how they work so fast, it's like before the first post or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:48,
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You and Lampito.Could still happen.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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I reckon you'll be thereto pick up the pieces for littlelise
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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No doubt I'll add her on Facebook and someone like Two Hats will already be in a 'in a relationship' with her.It's the fucking semi-lurkers... it's quite creepy how they manage to do it... I mean, it wouldn't be creepy if I did it. But them doing it, yeah'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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HOLD UP A SECOND HERE.....What's your facebook name?.... aww DRAT, don't worry about it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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I wonder what Adam Fielding is doing right now, lol x(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:59,
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Hang on what?You have a job?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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Get everyone on here to donate a 5x5 inch patch of clothThen you can stitch it all together to make a patchwork quilt suit.
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:20,
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throw in an old fashioned flying helmet and he could be a Roy Chubby Brown tribute act(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:37,
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wait for the discountswww.highandmighty.co.uk
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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Wear a cravat - you could try the vintage clothes places but sometimes they just trying to sell overpriced charity shop stuff.
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SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:08,
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Fucking hell gang.Someone say something...
What book are you reading at the moment? I'm reading Nightmare Movies by Kim Newman. It's brilliant. It gets two thumbs up.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28,
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infinite jest by david foster wallacefor about the 9th time.
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moohalaa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:29,
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MONG WITH A HORSE!mumazing.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/ebay-012.jpg
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:02,
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Piss isn't elephant more like(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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Inadmissible?Tim's Dad's kissable more like
*depresses*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:25,
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what were you looking for when you found that?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:31,
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Believe it or not, a decent image of Lauren Bacall in To Have And Have Not.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:35,
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with experience of how Google Images worksI completely believe you
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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i tried searching for mongs with horsesit's an extremely disappointing Google image search
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:38,
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you do get some fantastic pictures of lauren bacall though
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:57,
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To Have And Have Not is a fantastic film that gives me a full on stiffy at the end when she wiggles from the piano to Bogart.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:03,
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I have read all of the Asia saga novelsI don't recommend doing this.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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Don't read Whirlwindand Noble House isn't great. In fairness, unless you really want to join all the convoluted sub-plots you can avoid King Rat as well, although it is a pretty easy and enjoyable read.
Tai-pan is probably on balance the best one but Shogun will always be my favourite.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:46,
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Shogun and King Rat are the best(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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King Rat is an interesting little story in its own right and is the only one which has the weight of experience behind itShogun isn't really part of the Asia saga at all, the Blackthorne tie-ins later feel decidedly forced, like the throwaway, 'Anjin is quite an unusual name' thing from the end of Noble House which is pretty cringeworthy.
As a standalone novel, Shogun is great, however, in my opinion Tai-pan is the best part of the saga.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14,
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That's a fair viewpointShogun best as a stand alone, and Taipan as the saga. Never really liked Noble House, though I liked the ties in with King Rat.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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What?Wta what what?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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I'm reading the man in the high castle, I've not read enough to have an opinion yetI finished the good fairies of new york: load of bobbins
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34,
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I do like his work.Have you read "do androids dream of electric sheep?"?
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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ages ago, all I remember is it not being the film
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:43,
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the books never are.such is life.
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51,
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I liked TGFONY.I have to admit that I've never read one of Millar's books that I didn't like.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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Oh wait, The Tank Girl novel.That sucked almost as bad as the critics claimed the film did.
I quite liked the film though. It had Naomi Watts in see-through plastic jeans.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10,
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Yeah, but they were better in the comic.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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I thought it felt a bit like it was written by a 14 year old girlohoho the fairies are having the sex!
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:20,
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Yeah, but I like a curmudgeonly protaganist.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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I enjoy Philip K Dick's stuffBut he tends to have better ideas than the ability to execute them.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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Probably because he thought a goblin that lived in his typewriter was providing all the ideas(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:13,
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His short stories are weirddefinitely a bit too much drug taking
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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Wrong The LOVELY Amberl. Just plain WRONG.Have some pandering anyway though.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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alright stujhow are you? I think The Golden Man proves my point when it comes to Philip K Dick
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:54,
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But you have to bear in mind that was one of his first, if not the first story he had published.The Claws stories on the other hand are masterpieces.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:04,
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Also I'm good ta lully. although I don't know if I'm going to Sonisphere yet. :/You?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:06,
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This is true of J.G. BallardHis short stories are absolutely brilliant becuase they don't need to go any further than the key concepts.
If you haven't read anything by him you should do so.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:53,
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I always thought the title of that should have beenCapitalism and Friedman
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51,
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I suggest you download this as a commentaryen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora%27s_Box_(television_documentary_series)#The_League_of_Gentlemen
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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You're going to wind up as a bank cog.Not important enough to fuck things up completely, just enough to crush the hopes of small customers across a cheap desk in a cheaply decorated office in a local branch, feeling your soul atrophy daily.
HURRAH!
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:47,
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i just read 'the passage' by justin cronin.it was....meh. 6/10. would not read again.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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Are You Dave Gorman? by Dave Gormanbought it ages ago but never got around to reading it until now
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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I like that bookbut I can't stand Dave Gorman.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40,
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Warwick arts centre in novemberhe's ace. don't deny it.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:36,
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Nah.I don't find him funny. And I can't abide Danny fucking Wallace either.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:42,
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well thenI might have to pay less attention to you and FF from now on...
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:07,
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I recently bought a Kindle and downloaded a fuck load of books for itthen realised the Kindle isn't as great as everyone makes out, and went back to reading Viz.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:37,
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if you get a few of them, you could sort out a wobbly table(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:37,
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Get four and recreate the classic Two Ronnies sketch(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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i'm not a great fan of the kindlebut the lady has serious vision problems (jokes about "that explains why she's with you here please") and loves it, as it's often a bugger to get hold of large print versions of old books, or books out of print, so she's happy as a semi-blind pig next to the mud and confused as the where it is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:40,
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That's fair enoughto yer average punter though I think it's pretty over-rated, and ebooks are waaaaay too expensive.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:01,
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most deifinitelyconsidering you can pick up decent books from a book fair starting at 20p
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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ThisA history of 19th Century London
www.amazon.co.uk/London-Nineteenth-Century-Human-Wonder/dp/0712600302
Its very good.
The Collected Short Stories of J.G. Ballard
www.amazon.co.uk/Complete-Short-Stories-v/dp/0007242298/ref=sr_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308227881&sr=1-4
again very good
A collection of write-ups of famous trials by various people.
www.amazon.co.uk/Famous-Trials-Selection-John-Mortimer/dp/0140069240/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308227905&sr=1-1
not so good at all.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38,
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i'm reading Illywhacker by Peter Careyso far not terribly impressed, but was told by someone i trust the judgement of it was awesome, I may have to disown them if it doesn't pick up soon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:38,
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Light a penny candleIt's brill
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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re-reading "any human heart"As a bit of a lighthearted break from "the end of the party" which is variously interesting me and doing my head in
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:44,
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Book about the Foriegn Legiona book about internet searches and what they reveal www.amazon.co.uk/Click-What-Online-Why-Matters/dp/0007277830/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1308228255&sr=1-3
and I've got a couple of Jules Verne books on my iPad.
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magnum, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:45,
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Descent Into Chaos by Ahmed Rashid.www.amazon.co.uk/Descent-into-Chaos-unstable-security/dp/0141020865
Book about the last ten years in Afghanistan & Pakistan, very interesting stuff, but his writing style is terrible, it's like wading through a 450-page encyclopedia entry that hasn't been copy edited.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:46,
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If anyone is looking for a book to readYou could do worse than try this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_York_Trilogy
The edition pictured on the wiki article is really lovely, my girlfriend bought it for me for Christmas.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:49,
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John Peel - Olivetti ChroniclesBit of a dead horse being flogged but it only cost a quid in Bath.
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I just finished Alastair Reynold's latest book, Terminal WorldI can see what he was trying to do, turn away from his previous style/content of storytelling, but it was a bit rubbish.
He's putting out a new series next year, so I will need some scifi between now and then.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:57,
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Alright FrisbeeFancy Gazzing me the name of your firm so I can apply there for some paralegaling?
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:04,
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I didn't enjoy it as much as his other stuff eitherIt seemed like he'd read the Bas-Lag stuff by China Mieville and decided to have a crack at it too. Story doesn't go anywhere, it's just adventure tourism
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:09,
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I read the city and the city and the kraken recently and really enjoyed themthen I went to see the actual squid in the natural history museum and it just a squid you know
what's else is good by china mieville?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:17,
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I haven't read his latest one yetBut I really enjoyed Iron Council, but you might have to read Perdido Street Station at least to get everything about that world first.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23,
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Interestingly, since you posted this, I've had a proper paper book turn up in the postit is Where Do Comedians Go When They Die by Milton Jones. No idea what it's like yet, give me a chance.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:59,
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Well it's too late to get your money back now.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:21,
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No books for meI just got one of those 3G dongles, fancy that, it's great though
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Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:02,
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His fiction is fucking good too.The Where The Bodies Are Buried short stories are very droll.
I'm currently reading Savage City by Sophia MacDougal. it's the latest in her Romanitas series. I'm enjoying it a bit more than the previous one. So far it gets 3 stujs out of 5
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:07,
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I'm re-reading the Hyperion CantosIt's one of my favourite books/series.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_%28Simmons_novel%29
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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Only read the first onewere the rest as good?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:24,
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They decrease in qualityBut still very good, the Endymion duo have much more of a traditional storyline and suffer a little for it.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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that seemed to carry on into his other books. I read them in order, then ilium, then I didn't finish olympos(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:56,
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The Wine of Angels - Phil RickmanJust started it I like the characters, but things haven't really got going yet. I did read Jo Nesbo - The snowman didn't rate it at all.
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BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:08,
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I'm only reading course books and notes at the momentlast fiction book I read though was a reread of Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. I bought myself a copy of Atlas Shrugged as well because I kept meaning to read it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:11,
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I'd read more books if they came on perforated folded paper with the holes for the the sprockets(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:22,
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28,
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you can't read a piewell, not after you've had a fight with it. plus if you had a whole book on pies, you'd get fat(ter) *delete as appropriate*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:37,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK2WeQEGLNE
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39,
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I'm still ambling through the complete Sherlock Holmes.I'm nearer the end than the middle now.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:52,
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I really enjoyed thembut towards the end I really did feel that it would have been much more fun to have read them serialised in a newspaper.
Reading it all in one go was like watching every episode of House back to back.
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WormuIus, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:55,
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Ghostwritten by David Mitchelland The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
That's David Mitchell the author, not David Mitchell the smug unfunny cunt off the telly.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:52,
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G'day TalkersNew Question of the Week vote = HERE
THAT IS ALL
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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Why I hate the government could entice the Goat backAlthough I think he went 'off grid'
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:42,
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Can't we just do "Dead Girlfriends" again?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:45,
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I would like to see a qotw about times when punctuation has made an impact on relationships, "girlfriend in a comma"
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:00,
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That would get my vote.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:24,
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Can I see some breasts now?I feel a bit rough and I could do with some breasts
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:25,
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www.univ-brest.fr/IUEM/PHYSIOMAR/images/brest_france.jpg
www.univ-brest.fr/IUEM/PHYSIOMAR/images/brest_france.jpg
www.univ-brest.fr/IUEM/PHYSIOMAR/images/brest_france.jpg
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:28,
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Thanks vlad you have eased my poor heart and brought joy to my sad little life(
Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:29,
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I can understand all of thisThat and the James Joyce loveletters is making my lunchbreak more pleasant
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10,
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she longed for attention
something she had to mention
in a strongly worded letter
her feelings she did not fetter
sadly james was writing
some stuff that was quite striking
replying was too much of a chore
so he decided to ignor(a)
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:19,
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BOCOOP CHIP POR PAVOR(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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"full stop me if you've heard this one before"(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:44,
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Inclusivenessi.e. if we've had a say we supposedly have less right to complain about it being shit.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:32,
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another win for the bbc
www.b3tards.com/u/6ade611e1870a93700b9/sorry.jpg
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:14,
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I want to vote for RON.Or, seriously, more options. And only /talk can vote. And one of the options is "no qotw this week".
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:30,
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HELL YES THE LOVELY ZOUWAN!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:37,
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I want a new home page instead of google...Any ideas?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:05,
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Hours of fun that website......I despise paying my council tax through it, its all pop ups and p0rn
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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My best idea at the moment is to nuke the Gower this weekend.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:14,
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kkKKKkkKkKkkKrrrrrRrRRrRRriiiIIIiiiissSSSTtTTTTiiIIiiiInnNNnnnnnneeeeeeE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:44,
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Yes, pretend you are time travelling into the distant pastby watching Ceefax for the latest sports results and entertainment news: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMsT2zmtCc
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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You know Andy Grosvenor, right?Fucking prick.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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I use thishttp://www.globe-news.com/dailyupdate.htm
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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MAIN ACTOR'S INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOUR CAUSES NATIVITY PLAY CANCELLATION(
vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:41,
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Adam Fielding's facebook page(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:13,
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I fucking love Adam Fielding.I might make an hour long word jazz track of him.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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www.unilever.co.uk/brands/foodbrands/marmite.aspx
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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a live webcam feed out of yout window(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:26,
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clearly thisanselme.homestead.com/AFPHAITI.html
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:30,
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YESwww.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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www.facebook.com/pages/I-love-Horseradish-Sauce/104753482895559
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:03,
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taking two days off to litter pick at a local festival14+ hour days and for peanuts, srsly, not impressed that i have to leave home even earlier tomorrow than usual :(
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sleepybinky, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:37,
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Snoopy's my favourite.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:59,
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I like Woodstock.And Schroeder. And Pigpen.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:07,
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Yeah, I just BET you like Pigpen.The FILTHY Gingezilla.
*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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Has anyone ever actually laughed at a Peanuts cartoon?I thought it was at the back of the newspaper there to make people feel even more depressed if their team lost the football.
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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:11,
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Silly Hudson Hawk, you're mistaking Peanuts for Nemi again.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:16,
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do they give that for drink driving?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:39,
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I don't understand why she didn't just use public transport(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:51,
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People usually pick litter at festivals so they can get in for free.(
Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:46,
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i believe if you do that you normally get some time off over the course of the festival.(
sleepybinky, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:58,
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But you're doing it because you're LOVELY The LOVELIEST binkybinkybinkybinky.*Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:57,
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I'm going to go to all the local festivals and poo in crisp packets.(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)
You scatties make me SICK!(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:03,
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MugTurns out my missus and her mate are off to French France on Saturday for a week. I might do something reckless.
(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:01, archived)
Whose neck are you going to burn?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:04,
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HURRAH!We're gonna need a bigger magnifying glass.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:06,
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Good morningI bring you a gift of digital toast, close your eyes and think of bread gently toasting and the fragrant aroma spreading through the kitchen and the scent briefly expunged as you open you favourite jar of jam/marmalade/peanut buttter/nutella*
But LO! what's that lurking on your windowsill!? Is it a troll? Come to murder you and eat your eyeballs?!
No, it's only a lark, alighting on your sill, all is right with the world
Ning!
*delete as applicable
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:27,
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FUCK OFF!rofl
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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Totally told the lark to fuck off.Not vmos.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:43,
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vmos is lubly(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:44,
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He's no Gmos though.It has to be said.
Poor GMOS. :,(
ALWAYS IN R BROOMS!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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I don't feel very wellStupid having to be at work
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:29,
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My gran swallows(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:35,
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I'm a cussin'.FUCKITY WANK PISS
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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michael grade swings low in a chariot pulled by swallows, he collects grans, they go(
vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:51,
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That's the best palindrome ever, evee mor dni lap tse beh tstaht(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:57,
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what small car should a fan of tove jansson and palindromes drive around in? they should drive around inimoomini
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:40,
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what palindrome secretly makes you itch? illiciticilli
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vladimir, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:54,
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Shut up.I don't even WANT toast.
I want brains for dinner,
Brains for lunch.
Brains for breakfast,
Brains for brunch.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:34,
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brains for teabrains for supper
i'm a brain eating
muddy fupper
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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I'm just away to have some toast.Think I might have some lemon curd on it.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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I'd quite like some actual toast nowwith proper butter (no low-fat crap) and some honey
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:38,
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I ate fruit branflakes for breakfast this morningI don't like being an adult
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:41,
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that's fruit brainflakes.I'm saying you are eating moohalaa's brains. Like some sort of massive homozombual.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:52,
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is he tasteless and alway a bit damp with milk?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:18,
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He's a fucking woofter.A homo.
A queerosexy.
He must be destroyed.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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Me too.AND I went out of my way to find them in an expensive imported food shop.
Better than fucking mantou.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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did they not have cocopops?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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No internet tea, I'm disappointed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:50,
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If you're having toast for breakfast, it's got to have Marmite on it.There can be no other.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:59,
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I'm not saying you are a dullard, I'm sure your very interesting, it's just that the content is the kind of thing that holds no interest in me.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:02,
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He's spent enough time on it, it's not horrible to read,but it doesn't lend itself to replies.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:03,
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There is an elephant on the windowcell, and its' crying, because it's sad, and the tears are skittles, and it can't stop eating them, but they're not skittles, they're bugs, and it's the bugs that are eating the elephant and there is a rainbow in the background, but the rainbow is made of hope, but it's dying, because there is not pot of gold, because the penguins stole it.
It's not hard, it's not imaginative, it's just dull.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:09,
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Wow. That's really good. MORE MORE MORE.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:12,
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The juggling clown has no legs.But he does have legs.
Cat legs.
No. I'm no good at this gonzo. You'll have to do some more instead.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:17,
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The solitary turd floating in the toilet bowl is not a turd at all. It is the lion in the tree. But it is not a tree. It is a toilet.There is a lion in the toilet. RAWR. Splosh.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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Why must you ALWAYS blame the penguins?It happened a LONG time ago and they weren't even there, and if they were, they were only following orders.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 10:16,
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wellI'm of the opinion that it's a step up from "I AM A SHIT BISCUIT LOL WAKIWAKIWAKI ROFL" but if you can do better still, please do so
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 11:12,
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I AM A BISCUIT GUESS WHICH TYPE THAT'S RIGHT I AM A SHIT BISCUIT LOL WAKIWAKIWAKI ROFL WHAT SORT OF BISCUIT WOULD YOU BE AND WHY?
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:10,
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Cadbury's Crunchie.Because it's King Of The Biscuits.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:11,
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Christ.You've just reminded me; I dreamt about Cadbury Crunchies last night. I wanted one but the shop didn't have any. Then they did. Dreams are great and fascinating. I love nothing more than hearing about other people's dreams. Oh yes.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:17,
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I think I had this dream because Wife has to go to a meeting in Birmingham today.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:18,
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One time I dreamt that someone had posted a six-pack of Crunchies all the way to Poland for meand then I found out that this was in fact reality, because Blue Star is wonderful.
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:25,
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Hooray for me.(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:08,
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yeah, your shit in a cardboard box, you dirty homeless(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:17,
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you wouldn't even line it with plasticand by the time it got here there'd be shit dripping out of all the corners
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:38,
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I also dreamed about Crunchy last night, I can't remember the context but I couldn't have one.True story.
Did someone mention crunchies over the last few days on here?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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I don't know, but I really really want a crunchie now. And I have no money.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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I don't want to be a biscuit, baldmonkey.I'm happy being a person.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:24,
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I reckon you're one of those squashed fly biscuits.I'd continue to be a Rich Tea
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:24,
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Nice to suck.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:05,
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I could go a garibaldi about now.Skint until a week friday though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:02,
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Jaffa cake.I also possess a smashing orangey bit. And smashing orangey bit is tmb's nickname for me.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 7:54,
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As wonderful as you arethe judge has ruled against you
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:21,
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Fair enough.I'd be a ginger nut then. I'd like to be a ginger thin but that'd just be lies.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:42,
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One that tastes of dust and ashesAnd leaves you wishing you'd never even thought of having a biscuit.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:00,
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ClubThat is all
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:02,
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i think you should reconsiderDue to the short lived but delicious caramel club.
And if we can't agree we'll both have mint penguins and laugh about our differences. Biscuits are true heroes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:10,
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www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-562616/Tired-You-need-digestive-biscuit.html
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:08,
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I looking at buying the Asus transformer tablet anyone know about these things?(
BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:37,
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Wow, they're resonably priced.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:52,
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Yeah, thats what I thought.No 3g capability though, not sure how bad an omission that is. There is lots of WiFi about nowadays.
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BindiBaji, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:00,
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Soggy.I STILL haven't dried out properly from Sunday.
Fuck me, it RAINED Balders. It RAINED SO FUCKING BADLY.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 8:57,
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I think we ought to duff up Michael Fish The LOVELY Bogus.Just on general principles like.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:06,
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I was going to duff some bastards up today anywayAnother liar won't make too much of a dent in my schedule.
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God is a fucking prick.When I am made mod, I'll crucify the fuck out of his son, his holy spirit AND him.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:04,
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HURRAH!BALDMONKEY FOR GOD!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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GOLD Bar mother fuckers. YEAH, I went there.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:07,
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Silly Gonzy, the Swiss have got all the Jew-gold these days.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:11,
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You'd be a Caramac found in the back of the cupboard when looking for something else.Left over, unwanted from a Christmas selection pack seven years ago. The fat from the bar has been absorbed by the paper wrapper in places and it has dust on it. Just as it is about to go in the bin, unopened, someone special comes along and says "I love Caramacs". Everyone says they are odd for liking Caramacs, especially dusty old ones which are manky, but she really loves Caramacs so she doesn't care.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:13,
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*Sniff*, one day I'll find someone who likes Caramacs, *sniff*, god, I'm so alone, *sniff*.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:17,
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Uh oh.You've lucked out again, g-man.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:28,
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It gets worse.Frisbee-boy's the JILTING kind.
He'll leave poor Gonzy at the altar.
:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:36,
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I'd like to fill them with hopeAnd turn them into shadows of their former selves.
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 9:53,
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getting olderi shook and i shook i squeezed even waved about a bit yet as soon as its back in the boxer shorts huzza! damp patch ffs.
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I think he got close to having sex, but he/she realized he didn't have any money. (
postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:20,
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The curse of an old prostateYou can look forward to a long, slow decline...
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Of course, you wouldn't understand,What with only interacting with people under the age of 16, and all.
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Newton's Fourth Law, that is. You can't work around it.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:10,
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what you need to do is get the vacuum cleaner to suck out any excess liquid(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:17,
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Or have the girlfriend shove a digit up your arseThat should get the old fluid dynamics kicking in!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:19,
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i'm operating under the assumption that no one here has a girlfriend(
Lightguy hail satan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:33,
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Oops, forgotThey all have names like .jpg and .gif
How silly of me!
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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:52,
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Try drying the tube with a pipecleaner.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 1:37,
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why not try wiping, you cockswinging pissmonger(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 2:26,
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talkin bout his junk, fiend, only this and nothing more(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:36,
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He probably wanted everyone to know he switched to boxers recently. His tighty whities all had yellow stains.
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postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:45,
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Nothing wrong with piss stains.That's what made the Great British Male what he is today.
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Zuowan, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 3:56,
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aww, you came back to see if anyone wanted a picture(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 4:53,
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Right, I've got to work for another hourAnd I'm bored. I demand entertainment. Now.
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Second time you've said goodnight.Clearly overexcited.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:48,
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You have a hard paper round.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:50,
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You should have saved that joke for a time I gave a fitting set up.Rookie mistake.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:52,
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I'd like you to stay clear of my kids.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:52,
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Nope.As b3ta's leader. I think I should get my own goodnight thread.
A bid you all a fond night.
Feel free to wish similar in return, or throw a tantrum.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:45,
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Night JMG, and may flights of angels sing thee to thy restThin ones. Lookers. No fat chicks
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:46,
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Haha this reminds me of that cornetto advert.OH THAT REMINDS ME
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:47,
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alright JMGThanks, you too.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:48,
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let's all take the piss out of sexface
hahaha his nose is made of STUPID
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Haha, yeah I bet it looked like a squashed ice-cream after BraynDedd punched it.OH THAT REMINDS ME
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:41,
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That's my kind of image challenge(
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:43,
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Hold your tears before I get a chance to join in. (
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:39,
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Cake is quality, I do like cake.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:39,
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I dunno, I prefer Cornetto©OH THAT REMINDS ME
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:40,
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I'm particularly fond of vanilla custard slices(
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:41,
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I don't like custard generallybut those are nice
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:42,
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Not one of you fuckers wanted to meet me.I'm so fucking depressed I shit myself.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:53,
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Nobody loves me Dr P. NOBODY.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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AB loves youwhen he's not compiling lists and measuring his penis
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I would if you promise we can get Badger drunk, so I can witness the comedy(
SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:55,
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Two pints and he's anybody's.Edit - is that apostrophe correct or not? I cannot tell.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:13,
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Anybodies, I thinkI'm all fired-up on homebrew though. Best not to trust me.
HELLO LOVELY WICCA'D how are you?
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:22,
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I'm grand.I have a hideous stomach bug at the moment, but it could be much worse. Day off for me tomorrow I think :)
How are you, lovely triple S?
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:35,
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Yaaaaaay drink tea under the duvet watching Jeremy Kyle :)I'm grand ta. Bit sneezy but I'm all fired up on my friends homebrew. It's been a splendid Wednesday
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:40,
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Some of them wanted to meet me, did you see that bitThe bit where they wanted to booze with me?
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b3ta.com/talk/7218026
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:12,
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LA LA LAI can't hear you.
OVER THE CLAMOURING VOICES OF MY MILLIONS OF FANS
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I didn't miss you at all on Saturday. Nobody did.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:38,
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Still going to St. Ives soon?www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3637737/Shark-hit-Cornish-town-is-just-like-film-Jaws.html
Shits kicking off.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:13,
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What's the bet there's now a Facebook group with 10,000+ members called something like "fINeL SuLOOTIAN 2 Da IMigRUn'T MUSliM PEEdOE ShARK prOBLAM"?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:17,
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I've just read what's in your profileFucking hell, I'm gutted I missed that. He is the reason I'm a bit ashamed to mention I vote Tory
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:36,
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I wouldn't have bothered screencapping it if he'd just kept it up instead of deleting it like some kind of prick.Or if I hadn't been distracted by a long phone call that meant I still had the thread open in another tab after he'd deleted it.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:44,
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Awesome, I'm glad you didThere's some spectacular insults in there
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:48,
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Thesun, masquerading as news for the last 20 years.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:18,
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Hasn't it been going since about 1970?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:27,
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Yeah but prior to 1990 it printed actual news.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:40,
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I feel like I've met you and Badger already.www.sickidates.com/
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:57,
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Well, I've met you, otherwise, y'know.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:02,
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Actually no one said me.Way to feel loved people.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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I can't be arsed with the internet much anymore Wicca.But if you are ever up north in real life let me know and we can have a proper cider together from the Stubbing Wharf.
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Mrs Sp@m, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:06,
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I might organise a St Annes b45h in AugustNo shit people. In fact, I might not even put it on the calendar.
That's how I roll
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:18,
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That sounds good to me.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:20,
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The second line could be the problem
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:18,
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Oh, so that's how little Saturday meant to you? FINE*does a little cry*
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:19,
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The bits I can remember were pretty fucking special.I woke up at about 3am wanting more booze. I was christened 'The Red-Headed Walking Dead' by Rah's brother and his mate.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:36,
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Cheer up. Worse things happen at sea. In other news, I tend to use my old hotmail account for things that might bring spambut from time to time I get an email there clearly intended for someone else with the same first initial and surname. I just got one offering a job as Seafood Operations Manager to a guy called Andy
Here's my reply:
Dear Karyl,
Can you tell me if this job will involve me having any contact with fish related produce? My now ex-girlfriend didn't have the best personal hygiene habits, but would insist I attend to her "Fufu" every night. The overpowering stench of fish would stay in my moustache for days, and now I can't bare to be around anything fish related because the smell instantly transports me back to those desperate nights crouched at the foot of the bed trying to suppress my vomit reflux, like trying to lick the tuna out of a week-old sandwich. But if it is a purely people management position, and doesn't require my involvement on the production side, then I guess I can apply,
Sincerely,
Andy xxxxx
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:33,
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You've stopped Andy getting a job and weren't funny in the process.Shame on you, really.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 0:46,
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I saw Vomit Reflux at the Hammersmith Palais.(
Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:22,
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So who here is a fan of Ace of Base?(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:23,
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I like it so much I have four (
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:24,
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Woah there, I'm waiting for a sudden deluge of people to say they want to meet me in that thread down there.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:24,
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we could have a mutually assured meet-upif the worst comes to the worst and everyone hates us
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:27,
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Good idea. As soon as things start getting awkward, mns bursts in and livens it up again.(
Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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I would like to meet you.I want to stroke your chops.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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I'd like to reciprocate.They're getting really good feedback at the moment. Some bird on a Tesco checkout called them ''stylish'' though which was a tad odd.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:30,
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Let's us two just meet and not talk about the others.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:29,
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If Argyle and Newcastle ever end up in the same division again*, we'll do it.* :(
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:31,
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I wasn't at first but then I Saw the Sign
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 15 Jun 2011, 23:25,
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