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# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Hahaha
He's got my vote, that pesky little scamp :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ARF
Strangers in the Night
Going nowhere!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hmm, this sounds like an untapped market for gps systems
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Arf!
Don't panic. Socktor Who will defeat him on Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hahahaha!
*spits tea
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# wha?

why is roy walker going to work on an egg?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Say what yolk see
There's big money in the eggy money round!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Go To Work On Anthony Eden!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# get to work on an egg?
(I helped save b3ta! TomD Howdy!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# egg!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:58, archived)
# Thass beautfuflf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# egg?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahah
sooooooooooooooooooooooooock
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# sounds like
mountain dew...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Hooray!
He looks somewhat less sinister
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Hahahaha!
WINNAR!

*votes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:49, archived)
# hahahaha
he worked for Michael Foot once, you know
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Yay! Sock!
he gets my vote!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# aaaaAAAARGH!
Unsettling yet brilliant. Very nice done.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# very nice work sir!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# WOO!
splendid stuff that is really rather ACE!

and welcome back.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# where has he been
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# i dunno
i've just not seen hime for ages, then there was that whole bats in the attic situation, now we seems to have resumed normal service.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# and so has my brain!
well, as normal as can be expected!

hello thor!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# ah, yes,
normal is a very subjective word, what is normal?

are you back for good or just poppin in?

*puts kettle on*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# back for good, when I get the time,
which for an hour or so, is now! woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# HAZZAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I... er... oh.
*Hypnotised*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# that's waiting for an alien to burst out...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# that's quite scary
and I'm sure I bought one of those at lidl one time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Cripes!
tha's reet dark is that...

But also quite woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# that rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# that's me on a monday morning
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# That's bloody lovely.
I expect to see you doing guest covers in a few years. OR I SHALL KILL YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# i haven't heard David sing,
and I can't sing much either, so i doubt I'll be covering his songs.

?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:56, archived)
# guest covers
of comic books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:57, archived)
# cor.
i wish.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# that is great-tastic!
*dr0ols*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# oooh fabtanstick
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Larry King gets all excited about interviewing Paris Hilton


Cheap cheap i know.... Laryr King indeed

But here's what the rest of us want to do....

(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# those horrible beady little eyes...
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# cold, dead soulless.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# i very much agree with that.
for it is fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# maybe she's one of those reptilian aliens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# *calls Shatner*

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:54, archived)
# he'll only try to have sex with it
and then fight someone in a silly costume
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# who
and who?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Laryr King
he's Welsh, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# is he related to Dai?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'd imagine all welsh people are related to A Dai
Whether it's ours, we do not know.

It's the wrong surname though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# well, she was Princess of Wales
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:52, archived)
# *goes to work on an egg*
MICROPHONE CHRIST ON A BIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Christ on a Segway!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Christ on a mike?
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# the thing is you see, i would
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Paris? Really?
but she looks like a man.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# too right
she wouldn't know what had come over hit her
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# she is afflicted with the coulthard jaw
and cannot walk through normal width doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^_^
would what, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I'm thinking it is
something involving tea and scones. Jam scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
#
with cream.

you cannot possibly forget the cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Yes,
followed by a jolly-good rogering
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:01, archived)
# really?
violently, I hope
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# ^This
*Ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# let's not be ashamed any more brother!
let's say it loud and proud!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Heah!!!
Let's fuck the heiress!
We love it and we know she'll fake it too!
(duck Quack !, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# it would be a mutually profitable venture
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I, Walrus Man, do hereby declare that,
given the chance, I would plough that fetid bucket-clunge all night long.

I feel dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# ... stab her violently in the anoos with a meat hook?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# is that what the kids are calling it these days?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# I would too
but the only time she STOPS making silly noises is when she's having sex

(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# she's out and sporting her new prison tatts
(spook, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:46, archived)
# woo
funny you
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:48, archived)
# where did she get those boobies
are they on loan as they seem too big to be her own.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:53, archived)
# *whispers*
tis a wonderbra type thingum
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:55, archived)
# you know the thing about hilton's eyes?
she's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. when she comes at you, she doesn't seem to be living. until she bites you. then those black eyes roll over white...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# why is there a stick of dynamite
going into Chesney Hawks's mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# pish poor
source photo selection thats why, either that or Chesney has made a massive sucess of his recent tranisition.....
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# Quick and dirty...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# those chickens had it coming to them
they all had guns!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I laughed
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Wheeeee!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# this is only redeemed by spanging
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
#
this Vernon Kaye
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# come on, that's hardly like real life
you can see the computer deliberately turning up cards in a specific order
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# no
I'm always looking at the delicious dollys!

DO YOUR DEALING! Hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# WHAT?!
REALLY?!

*outrages*

*goes to tell the internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# it's nothing like how you'd play in real life
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# whereas, Doom II and tomb raider
Doom II and tomb raiderare practically indistinguishable!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Solitaires the only game in town
When every road I take just takes me down...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# yeah
it's nothing like a proper random real life game
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# New badge / club idea perhaps?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# WHO GIVES A FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Remember, this christmas, please give a fuck to the needy
:D
And happy easter everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE CHIP.
(Woody999, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# FREE ARTHUR FOWLER!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# With every box of Weetos
That would make it the most depressing cereal ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# a free spurting action arthur fowler
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Oh Jesus....
the horror....

I wasn't ready for spurting action.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I don't think anyone would be
just ponder the lawsuit when someone gets fowlerspurt in their eye
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Dear sir,
I opened my box of Weetos, to find a withered, greyng, flacid cock in the box. A cock that I can only presume was soemthing to do with Arthur Fowler. Said cock then proceeded to spurt in my general direction, causing considerable distress. I demand an apology, and a withdrawl of cocks from further boxes of Weetos.

Yours,
Outraged of Hull
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Dear Mr O Hull
You will be pleased to know that our developers have since come up with new 'spurtless' cock technology. In laboratory conditions the new spurtless cock did not respond to any form of stimulus except nanostimulation by Beadle-hand. This did not result in spurtation.

We will send you a new spurtless Fowlercock by return.

love
Sir Weetos
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear Sir Weetos,
Many thanks for the spurtless cock. Though this has now caused my wife of twelvety years to leave me in favour of the spurtless cock. I would therefore like to sue for the breakup of our marriage.

Yours,
Outraged Of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Dear Mr Yours Outraged Hull
Mlmlgngnlmlngnglmlnngnnllmgmgnngnlmlmgnngllmgnnlg

Yours,
Schmerg, Merm & Associates
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Dear S, M &A
Bou bou wappitt hiddliebink ningle chorn. Babbidge.

Outraged of Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Nothing
will make you cry into your breakfast more than an Eastenders character
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It hasn't been the same since Reg Cox died
/predictable blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE A FREE CHIP PLS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I've got no idea.
But that's a lovely shade of olive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# yes
Olive it too


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Green's my favourite colour...
Oil have you know
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I might change my favourite colour . . .
if it can be orranged . . . I'll take it as red


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I blue you'd do something like that...
Always on the mauve you...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Gah!
you did that on purpless!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# We could be here all day....
If violet you carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# you'd be a-beiged
don't hue realise who you're punning with?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# There's no need
to take umber-age.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Thassit!
I'm coming brown on you like a ton of bricks!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# That's
azure-fire way to get my black up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# All white!
I warned you!

*phones pun police*

Yellow I'd like to report unlicensed punning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# OK, OK
I'll s-taupe it now. Anything to keep the peach.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I should pink so too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# *is repaintant*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:45, archived)
# WAIT!
Under that hat...

Is that...

A taupe?

I'm green with envy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I was wondering the same
I thought it was a crap rock band from South Yorkshire
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# How dare you!
Saxon are living legends of Wizard-rock
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# No.
They are a crap rock band from South Yorkshire.

Biff Byford's false teeth are quite amusing, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# For a crap band they've made an awful lot of money
and are still touring now- I saw them a couple of years ago playing to thousands and thousands of people in Germany.

What bands are you into then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# haha! ninja!
please... mr. PHP man.... do you know any classes/functions etc. that will allow me to generate an image of a webpage automatically in code...?

:D
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# lawks!
I do not. Maybe this will help? weblogs.mozillazine.org/roc/archives/2005/05/rendering_web_p.html
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST!
Dear Sir/Whom it may concern

I would like to direct your attention towards the previous image, which clearly shows a talking raspberry. This is freaking me out to no end,
and I cannot stand to witness such talking fruit any more. Henceforth, I must go now and make a cup of tea to steady my nerves. Would you like one?

Yours Faithfully,
    The Neville
          
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# No need thanks.
I've got a mug of Darjeeling right in front of my facemouth.
Don't let the raspberry disturb you. It has no legs, and therefore can only spit angrily at you (unless you go too close, in which case it'll have your eye out).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# someone tell Blic Neware that The Neville's nicked his signature
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# No, silly billy!
That's my real name.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# *adds to database*
*sells to Home Office for £5bn*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# this still does not make me feel the slightest bit enlightened.
but thanks anyway;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# whoever he is... i bet he's a nonce!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I don't know who Saxon is or what he stands for
but he's out there doing it, and I respect that.

/zoolander misquote blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# have I missed a bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# You and me both it looks like
Here have the cruddy image I drew today: I hate tennis let it be known
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Cock tennis!
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Adds a whole new meaning to
"Ball boy"
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# *licks ice cream*
hmmmm... salty!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hahaha!
cocktennis! no problems with that here though, just bloody rugby.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# LOOK OUT!
you'll spill your ice cream!

Woo! me too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# O.o'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Has he lost yet?

'lo missy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# haha, I like this :)
Wish Tim would call it a day, he's never gonna bloody win it anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hello squire
Is your back healed up yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*comes on Tim*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# i am mesmerized by the zoom


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Is it an ice cream or a cock she's hitting it with?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# It looks like a he/she to me
and also its a big dripping dildo.

mmmmmmmm ice cream
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Fairly do's
Far too cold for ice cream at the moment though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Crivens yes!
*shivers in office*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Wimbildildoden?
I SCREAM!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Fuji Syusuke?
Manga + Tennis = Prince of Tennis.

End of conversation. Fire up your bittorrents and download it now, I implore you.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I am thinking I may have too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap
schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap schmerg tap merm tap
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# 'ello you :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# why, hello!
:D

are you having a lovely day?

I'm having a splendid day :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# SUPER!
Spiffing!

Great!
(also hello :D)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:31, archived)
# :D
it's a bit soggy out, I might have to call off going to sheffield to do my shopping

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it is rather ming
the weather... not the merciless kind that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# it's the right kind of weather to sit inside the car at the seaside
and just cry, before you drive over the cliff on fire

sort of thing

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I would reply
but I'm too depressed. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:00, archived)
# s'okay
I just had to repair a matrix printer, brought me back about 20 years :)

I wish the same would apply to my back *ouch*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# crikey
you was lucky being able to do that

some of them matrix print heads if you look at them funny they go "bleeeeeeeeeeee" and spray themselves into tiny little bits everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# luckily, it was just the power supply this time

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:38, archived)
# aha!
at least you can still buy those things if they go kaputt

but they is might expensy now for some of them
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# on a sexy egg?
with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:35, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Quick and dirty

http://www.b3ta.com/board/7339288



Explains a lot probably...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# that's pretty clever
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks!
.
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# My friend found an A-Team 'gift set' of books in her attic at the weekend
and gave them to me. :D
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Really?
Do any of them involve watermelons and Boy George?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Oooh hello lovely
*hugs* How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hello Sausage
I am fine thank you how are you?
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:29, archived)
# That's super
but it should be filled with loo rolls :D

WOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i like!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:37, archived)
# I had that idea years ago (you mind-reader)
Tardis disguised as modern-day every day thing like a transit van. Serves me right for not shopping it. I also think it could be a container like off them lorries. So there.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# The idea was that
the TARDIS would cloak as something innocuous, but at some point in the past the cloaking device broke and that's why the TARDIS is *always* a police box.

-edit-
It's called a Chameleon Circuit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:15, archived)
# bored...
all this talk of eggs being good on the news... you inspired me during my moment of boredom
(placeborick, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# *ducks*
*cuts cheese*

[edit]
Wait for it to hatch then go to work on a cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# GREAT SCOTT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# 0.00045 JIGABYTES??

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Lesbians!
Run Marty! Run!

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *writes letter*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# OKAY!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# oops
sorry...:-D
(placeborick, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# you'll get there.
try using the built in image upload/hosting in the post a new message thing, it'll offer a thumbnail/link for massive images.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Christ
Edit: I mean Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# make the file 9 times smaller and i'll woo you.
50k's what your aiming for, you're getting there

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# How did you get it so big?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Heard that one before
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Were they talking about your ego? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# no,
my toenail.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# *looks*
MY GOD! Its.....beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Hello you
Where did you spring up from on this fine/rainy day?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hello lovely
I sprung from the land of paperwork... I have a cruddy post in a minute should be fun.

*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# *shnuddles*
How are things in the land of paperwork? Is the paper still obstructing the internet for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# The wet soil!

She is a plant girl!

RUN!!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I know it's tuesday but
AAAAAAAGH!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# CHRIST ON A BIKE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
you nutter
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pffft
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha
they are full of force!

edit: all they need now is some fucking spaceships and they can have some kind of crap adventure

hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Mrellinasht!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# very true
and it's highly annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# heheh
win
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# woo!
That made me laugh so hard, milk came out of my nose.



Trouble is, I haven't had any milk to drink for a week.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:47, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG
EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Try replacing it with this..
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# MUST TRY HARDER

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:27, archived)
# I gnopsed an egg
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# brilliant blending there sir
i can't see any seams.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I'm as crap with the clone tool
as I am with all the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:41, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunpunPUNpunpunpunpunpun



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# dear Lord
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oh the Punnage!
I don't want to laugh, but i can't help myself..
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Blackout?
x2
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# i'll box yer ears for that pun
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
you glove it you slag!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# oh dear.... talk about ropey!
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *punches hubare . . .
IN THE RING*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# OOOhhhh.... I do like a good licking in the ring!
/julian clairy blog
(likeajackhammer, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# But what about the brown girl?
tra la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *shows Captain Wow a motion*

Look! I just pooed!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# All of these tenuous puns
give me a ring-ing in the ears
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# you're on Rocky ground now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# *spangs*
*keeps spanging*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# floats like a butterfly
puns like a bee
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# I was waiting for a Homunculous or Golem of some sort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# err . . .
ok



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Ouch!
Is this sort of thing legal?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:17, archived)
# No
Count me out!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Hello Boys!
How be ye!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Ali was the chief of boxing
In fact you could say he was me Thane

/sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*fetches nitro-gun*

*puts Marty out of his misery*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Blessed relief
And no I don't mean Brian just lubed up his considerable mitts
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I'll give you 'pffft!'
Whatever happened to ZWOMP!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:26, archived)
# i'm still recovering from several pun-based *ZWOMP* injuries...
i'm trying to avoid them at the moment..
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Blair gets a new job eh?


Fuck me......
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6240060.stm
(I helped save b3ta! edz314 smelled the glove on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# let the games commence.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# has he become one of those human statues?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I remember the day Robocop came to our school...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# That is fantastic.
Woo!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

*breathes*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Annoyingly good.
effpeewoo
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# you have 5 seconds to comply
5
4
3
2
1
Woo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hahah brillo
pity ED-209's head is a bit big to do that trick on or all the problems could have been sorted out at the beginning.
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That both rocks and
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I have no idea
what happened to the rest of the words I typed there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Stop hogging frontpages already!
you genius you :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Woo Yay and Most definitely Houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahaha fantastic!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# pfffft
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# this is fantastic
woo!!!
(yfky should be trying to get a job, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I fucking LOVE this guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# hummus of the most excellent quality
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# this is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha!
dead or alive you're on the fp*



*LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahaha!
woo yay AND houpla!

and i'm very scarce with houpla's, so that means something!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That is chuffing great.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ahahaaaa!
Man this is brilliant. I likes!

Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
etc



best fucking thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I have to say...
This is possibly the single greatest b3ta post I have ever seen. If that's fresh hummus, you deserve a fucking medal.
(Dooley, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
best thing i've seen on here in months, possibly ever. That's some mighty fine hummus there
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 16:25, archived)
# LoLz
i heartily approve of this
(william_shatner, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 18:53, archived)
# hahahaha
that is stupendous!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Awwww
Poor RoboCop. Woo and Yay for creative little bastards.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is incredibly well-thought-out. Seriously.
(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Wed 27 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
# This..
is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Thu 28 Jun 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Brill
Three thumbs up.
(LokiMD, Sat 30 Jun 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Pip involks the ancient ones.......

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Bless Pip
I lvoe him bestest of all the SA
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# haha yay
Pip needs to get a giant-front opening space rocket on the go, that would show them.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# 'you must leave her brother'
perhaps not the best of advice at this time
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# "On Her Majestey's Secret Service"
Has been the soundtrack (in my head) to the recent SA storyline.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Propellerheads?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Hell yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# The explanation is, that it is infact, my hand
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Ga?
you have all the talent! (i'm not normally starstruck, but I love that tune)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I may have bigger for you
Bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 15:34, archived)
# What a tune
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I've got Sean Connery voice stuck in my head now
I think I shall take all my afternoon calls like this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# "Yesh, Munnypenny"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *shakes Jolly Jack violently*


*doesn't stir*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# *pukes*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *collects*

*saves for magic spells*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:23, archived)
# the one and only genuine Pond!
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# yesh moneypenny
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# penguin fudd!!


'mon the Denizens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Yeeeeehaw!
moremoremore!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:21, archived)
# That'll
be the Japanese Sean Connery then.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:39, archived)
# I think
Some of that water got into the electrics...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Oh I like that
lovely colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I don't understand your post,
but I like your username
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Silly Chutney, Glastonbury Tor is not a lighthouse
It was King Arthurs secret den (no girls allowed)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Cor that's bright!
and also well done very hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
# woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# That is FAB!
F A B !
Fab - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:04, archived)
# The Hoff - still buffed.
(radja, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# COR!
*fwaps*

shit I'm at work....




*fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# phwooor!
tara all - I'm off for an afternoon's jolly on the Solent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# top weather for it!
are you going to be in a boat or sommit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# a superfast 'rib'
some sort of motor dinghy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# damn good fun
I'm just down the coast a bit so I get to do that quite often
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# cool
although it's actually a Finance dept meeting so powerpoint poisoning too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
Wind speed - F3-5 becoming F2-4
Wind direction - W becoming NW
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# 13 mph
Beaufort 4 (already checked!)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Mum?
/obligatory 'Mum?' joke blog.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# would
not.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i'd tap that ass!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# is he saying "I'm free"?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# pffft
nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# This is the world wide web right?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I'd vote for bumcakes
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
#
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# My girl's got 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Smell the Glove
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# You can't dust for vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
#
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# I love bumcakes
best of all the anal sweetmeats
I love bumcakes
they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Makes me wanna re-shop my post below....
But I'm a lazy lazy man.
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# you are a king of transparency
and i bow before you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It took me 3 hours too, but that was from London to Manchester.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# took me 2 hours just to get from Burley Road to Elland Road
bah!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Live and work somewhere sensible then, you goon
/unsympathetic
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# TOAP?

;D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# We saw NO rain yesterday whatsoever
it's been a lovely two days in Hertfordshire/buckinghamshire land
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# it pissed down last night.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# He's got My vote!!
Quick and Nasty

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
#
tap tap tap
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*
(I helped save b3ta! le brian, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# fuck!
it's morse code... someone's trapped...

Summon the A - Team at once!!!!
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hmmm. a Dr. Who and A-Team Crossover...
Kudos to whoever Shops a decent one first
(I helped save b3ta! Popidge Last ate a kebab on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# TO THE BAT CAVE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Oh my god!!!
it's full of bats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# is this the new "To Bel-Air"
?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Christ I fucking hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# *head on desk*
At least it's not Heron Flight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# Fresh Priminister of Westminister!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Nazi iPope says: "Vote Saxon for FREEEEDOM. Fresh!"
only to discover that John Saxon is a horse with green nostrils who has a whale-in-Thames killing policy.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Then John Peel woke up
and realised it was all a dream...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# in the Thames
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# no,
in SPAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Awwww
If I ever have kids I'm going to raise them on that story.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I just don't get
what is so funny about this catch phrase, I watched it, but did not find anything funny about it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# who said it was funny?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Then why is everyone
useing it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# because of the wonderful things he does
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Watched what?
What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Doctor Who
The Master (his nemisis) is back as a Prime Minister called Mr Saxon.
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Oh riiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Doctor Who?
*goes back to bed*

shit I'm at work...

*postpones going back to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# my thoughts exactly....
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# I second this enquiry
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# may I third it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# oi!
I already seconded it

*points downwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# watched what?
what in sweet christ is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
#
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# *fucks saxon*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# Leave some energy
for the Viking.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Solitaire
How come whenever you play Solitaire it's nothing like a proper random real life game? You can see the computer deliberately turning up cards in a specific order, and it's nothing like how you'd play in real life.
(laz123, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'd run.
Quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# Don't warn 'em...!
Where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:14, archived)
# the comedy store is next door
i hope you brought your rotten fruit deflector
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# BECAUSE YOU SHAG KIDS
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# he's alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# i've truely missed your sophisticated retorts
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# I know. I bet the intelligence levels of the board have diminished since my departure
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Actually
the average and the total both went up.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# but the standard deviation went left
and a box plot of teh results shows a box!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# did you see i accepted your friend invite?
give me a fortnight and i'll have my 360!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Mine broke :(
it's going back to microsoft

and the broadband situation still isn't sorted
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# nasty!
did you over heat it?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# i don't think so
it dies in the middle of a game, then the tray won't open. you can get the disc out manually, but it won't recognise anything you put in. sometimes it rights itself after being turned off for a few hours, but it wouldn't work for the whole of last week
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# gah!
sounds like you just got a temperamental one :)
i went through 5 play stations in a year when they first come out
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hello
what have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Knob cancer
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i'll suck that dirty virus right outta you
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# where the hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# :)
www.b3ta.com/board/7339173
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# shame that.
who's going to send me kiddie porn now?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# join the web ring?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# It's in the post
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# ^______^
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Oooh, hello
*joins in big 4dam love-in*
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Either you bring your own lube or you go to the back of the line.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Oi!
She has VIP access
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Sorry guv', you didn't put her name down on the list
*Lifts rope*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Hee hee
Did you want to sponsor me by the way? I'll send you sexy pictures if you do. :)
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# How sexy?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Well they are naked
but legal
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I smell trickery!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# No, it is a genuine offer :)
ask one of my other sponsors
(Pachey, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:22, archived)
# you had me at naked
and lost me at legal
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hello
I've not seen you here for a while
(I helped save b3ta! 72wevad "&#8238;" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
#
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# ZOMG TOAP!!!one!!!eleventy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# well
i'm not going to be the first person to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# I'm sorry
your picture seems to be made of words
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ... groan
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# haha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:11, archived)
# I love you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Good game...good game!!


*rubs chin*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# tsk
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

And don't vote Saxon
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# /votes saxon
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Anyone mind if I ask who Saxon is?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# SAXON IS YOUR MAN
www.votesaxon.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I like his poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
#
DISCLAIMER
This is not the real Vote Saxon website. This is a fictional website created for the new series of Doctor Who by the BBC.

We apologise for any inconvenience caused if you thought this was a real website.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# fic tion al ?
*looks in dictionary*

no, don't know what you're on about
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Arf
What an ace disclaimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# God...
I forgot that thing is still running...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
#
Jam (also known as jelly or preserves) is a type of sweet spread or condiment made with fruits or sometimes vegetables, sugar, and sometimes pectin if the fruit's natural pectin content is insufficient to produce a thick product. Jam and its variations are often spread on bread, and used as a culinary sweetener, for example in yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# that so?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# I can't see your picture.
Oh, wait....

faq
(I helped save b3ta! Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust.

Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# This is the b3ta message board
not the CBeebies board.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# also not
/talk
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# oh come on,
give him some credit, I would say the cbbc message bord
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Hilarious
but can you spot the difference between what you've posted and all the rest of the other posts on the board? Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Tuesdays...
...seem to come around faster and faster these days...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# I had forgotten it was Tuesday up till now
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# ^This
FTW
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# i thought the tuesday thing was all a myth
an urban legend if you will...

today seems to be providing solid evidence that Tuesdays do infact exist
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# No...
noooooo

Lies... s'all lies!!!

*shuts eyes and sing loudly to self*
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Apparently
If you look in a mirror on a tuesday, and repeat 20 times "Yadseut boon", as if by magic the mirror will steam up, a paragraph of nonsense will suddenly be scrawled on it (something like this solitare crap), and a tattoo of a red L will appear on your forehead.

True story.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i need a pronuncioation check
Yad-see-ut
Yad-soo-it
Yads-e-ut
Yads-ee-oo-t

or is it a silent "yads"?

oh, I don't want to risk mis-pronunciation, there could be repercussions
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:08, archived)
# well...
Yad as in Lad, and Seut as in Suit.


Tell us how you got on with it....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Hmmmm... Tuesday
*retires to bunker*
*puts on kettle*
*opens packet of jaffa cakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# sounds like
a plan
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# oops!
perhaps it's time the message board got renamed, although a read of the faq's would prevent this mistake, or 2 separate links for here and talk were included on the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Radical I know,
but perhaps people shouldn't just randomly join message boards if they have no idea how they work, what sort of thing gets posted on them etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# it's the word messageboard that i think confuses these people
maybe i'm talking bollocks. i'd never been near a message board before coming here and had been getting the news letter for ages before i even knew this existed. it's only as a result of having a bindun idea for a compo entry that i stumbled a/board.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Well we wouldn't want to
call it "Image Board". That might give too much away!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:06, archived)
# that would be far too simple
and remove the fun of abusing misguided noobs.
zoo would be a title for this board for obvious reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:10, archived)
# I would go for (if asked)
Imade board
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Same here.
I'd lurked for a while and finally got round to registering a username when I wanted to post something in a compo.

www.b3ta.com/board/2655192
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:15, archived)
# blimey that went well.
my first comment was from Prod69 and it said binit!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:19, archived)
# FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Blummin Bob
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# This coulda been better!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# yes - there could have been Dancing Girls
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# There are . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Always has to one doesn't there
Woo Sir Hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# well tanned giraffes dancing in nappies,
what must your dreams be like?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:39, archived)
# Giraffes?
Or horses?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:40, archived)
# check the file name
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# NO!
YOU check the filename . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# oh you wouldn't let it lie
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# cchhhhheck it!
word
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# shotgun bullets are baaad for yo health
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# ffff'k you, die slow
my fowfow make' sure all your kids don't grow,
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# ...
yes... quite
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# giraffes with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# 4DAM!
Bloody hell! Where've you been?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Hiding!
I have a job with no internets, and a broadbands at home that don't work hardly ever.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# manammals!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# MAMMARIES
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# the glands where hands do land
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# GTFO!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hahaha
I've been meaning to do 'beaver las vegas' but haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# nice one
perhaps that can be the plot for Ocean's 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Pffft!!
A Las, poor Vegas, I knew him Horatio.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:36, archived)
# shakin' all over :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# coulda woulda shoulda
are the last words of a fool
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# you slept funny?
first funny thing you've done this year . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# next week i'm hosting the Friday Night Project
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Silly human!
Spliffs am not (fever) medicine!


Heh, woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:41, archived)
# no?
who cares!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Haha, woo!
I assume someone's already done Beaver Las Vegas...

Ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Bucky tusker
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# That's super
and reminds me of Crystal Tipps and Alistair.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# got skillz, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# yay - that's ace!
*is reminded of Ivor the Engine... or perhaps King Rollo*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# yes
or perhaps what Doghorse said

it's that kind of animation technique

noon Prof - you well?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# good noon squire
I am exceedingly well and in need of sleep or coffee and perhaps food.

How the chuffing chuff are you mi old chuffer?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I'm chuffing hungry
I'll have to chuffing well boil th chuffing kettle for my chuffing superchuffingnoodles

and have more coffee
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:31, archived)
# yeah - well it is lunch time
so I'm off for some lunchy munchies... not sure what to have though.

enjoy those noodles... I'm off ooot for a macchiato
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Is it really a technique?
I thought it looked like that because I'm not very good : )



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# all it was missing
was the googly eyes moving
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Watch this space...
...I think you're onto something.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# NICE
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Add a cat called Hamlet
and you've got yourself a winner... although you might want to add some Jedi and an elf for good luck... and paint zoom stripes on the side of the 'phant and get the Kooks to sing a theme song.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# forget the kooks
what you want to do with the kooks is bury them in hot tar, then set fire to the tar, then pour concrete onto the burnt tar, set fire to the concrete and then bury the concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# if we can just get the Editors involved in that in some sort of way
then we might have the beginings of a plan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:42, archived)
# boing!
s\he's loving that
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Gleeeee!
Go Jumbo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# or as the Chinese say "Ping Pong"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Haha!

Guðmundsdóttir likes also
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# WTF :D
Whats that off?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:34, archived)
# *dies laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# pfffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# It's a jumbotronic buckaroo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:28, archived)
# Haha what?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# spong turns me on
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:02, archived)
# is it wrong?
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# i'm not a mong
(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] When you spend too much time on the computer...
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I've got one of those
it's called "the jollytron 9000"

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Did you know
you can do gif transparency in PowerPoint?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Did YOU know
that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Thats is 153% true of the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
#
oink, oink.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I'm not coming near you
I might get a nasty rash-er

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# so it only lasts 20 mins?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# 45.9 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# number numbers numbers
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# I may have slightly overstressed
quite how true this FACT is.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *bets Micto does*
Not have 30 minute orgasms, but knew that.

well, he might.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# We should time him
To determine once and for all whether he is man or pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# I think Mictogirl might get upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# I'm not touching anything apart from the stopwatch
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# *waves camera*
Well that's my hands sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:35, archived)
# no
but I don't have power point so like y'know
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# fairly do's
just sayin'


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Whats with the VOTE SAXON Icons
I mean, I get the Doctor Who connection and all that, (John Simms rules)but whats the siginificance here?
(Phoenixx1973 Will be campaigning for the "Vote Saxon" party., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# KAREN YOUR COMPUTER WIFE!
You are Plankton

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# bit premature for my likings.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Lower...


Lower...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Too low!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Lower..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *licks ankle*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Got to be my favourite Brannigan line
Or:

"Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?"

"TOO HARD!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
#
In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# :D
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# ha ha ha b3tan!
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's law,
I just enforce it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:24, archived)
# a classic move stright out of Sun Tzu's Art of War
or my own masterwork - Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Fresh from a bloody triumph
over the pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Have the boy lay out my formal shorts
"The Boy", sir?

You, Kiff, you lay out my formal shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# "I had snoo snoo"
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I have a very... SEXY learning disorder.
What do I call it, Kiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Sexlexia
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# 90 seconds?
you stud muffin.

i'd have dont it 3 times by then.

including post coital fag.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# 3 times?
boaster
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# or other luxury biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
#
luxury soggy
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# phwoar
i have the 'orn now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# So what else is new,
you priapismic love beast?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# isn't it
priapic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# "priapic"
means (overly) concerned with masculinity and male sexuality, whereas "priapismic" describes continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis. And Spacefish's pants.

Kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# i'm never short of a coat hook
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 26 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)

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