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Last one for now, you'll all be glad to hear. "The Arch of Titus"

Less of a renovation, since the photo was also of a ruin. Ah well.

If anyone is bothered: original here.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

Not sure I understand

But tis lovely

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

^ this

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

that^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

The other^

had to, really.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

No joke as such..

Just grafting photos onto 18th Century paintings.
Why?

I have no clue.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

luvely

Really nice job of getting the photo colours/tones to match.

*jealous*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

You are most kind.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

you could play spot the 21st century item in an 18th century photo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

New from MB Games!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

*buys*

*plays once*

*bins*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)

Wassa matter with you today, eh?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

nothing boss!!!

but after you've played a 'spot the whatever' game there's no point playing it again...
unless you're a goldfish...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)

Wise words.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)

well, i AM i b3ta master...*

*is blatantly not

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

masterb3ta?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:41, archived)

hahaha!!!

LOLlled!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)

Oh I see

Very nicely done, so you don't have to know why!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

hmmm so what are you going for?

photo-restoration? i can see the differences, just a little confused.

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Just Flange, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Yes, I guess photo-restoration would sort of describe it.

I'm sensing I should stop doing these.

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

Don't stop!

...but I was looking for the Quo for about ten minutes...

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

Excellent....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

no need!!!!

*ignores*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)

*slaps*

*then realises that he's being ignored*

gah!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

*rubs cheek*

weird... i thought i felt summat then!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

*rubs sexily better*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

*unignores*

*bums*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

More Lube Required!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

*ignores*

*bums harder*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

People called Romanes they go the house?

You've changed the writing quite a lot.

Edit: Ah, merging photos and paintings. I getcha.

Needs more random Star Wars.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

I was going to sneak a cheeky Death Star in there,

but decided against it at the last moment.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

i like the pretty colours

now I shall eat a sandwich of dead bird and leaves

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

Serves you right for shopping in Pret a Manger....

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

I hate this cocking advert!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

i agree

TJ. does anybody know of a good method of taking one off
payments over the internet that isn't paypal or google?
thanks.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

Get their credit card number, expiry date and CVV.

Then you can do whatever you want.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

yup

cheque

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

^this

though not much fun when they bounce, which just happened to me

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

pantaloons!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

All the thrills of working with charities

everyone's bank balances are a bit crap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

That'll teach you

to take cheques from Northern Rock

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

www.nochex.com/

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

i just found them through google

thanks flower

*smoosh*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

*feeds mink snacks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

*nyom nyom*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

BACS

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

pay by transfer?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

Western Money Union

Admit it, you're a Nigerian prince, aren't you?

(plkrtn, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

I haven't tried these...

...but have seen them suggested on web dev forums.

http://www.nochex.com

HTH

(colinr, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)

i don't care because i never wash my hands after going to the toilet

so any food prep i do will be covered in germs.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

coming to tea dave?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

I piss on the food first just to be sure

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

then deep fry in bananas

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

What, even soup?

even soup?There'll be too much for the bowl!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

Sure!

I only ever wash my hands before going to the toilet to save time
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

wash them in the flush

much quicker

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

hahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

or WHILST

... oh God, why did I SINK to these depths....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

Because you want to

BIDET-ve the Hat.

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

hmm . . . that was a bit contrived . . .

you shouldn't FAUCET!
Hahaha! Don't you all!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

that was awful

and to think I was about toilet you serenade me with Green & Blacks

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

I circumvent this problem by not having a chopping board.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

I personally think you get worse germs breathing in in the street than you do off chopping boards

but then I live in Slough

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

It doesn't do my missus any harm

when she licks my chopper clean, and thats been sweating in my pants all day.

(the noggin causes laxative effects, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

Very true

and very wise :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)

Yeah, well

I tried chopping my veg on my toilet seat but everything just kept falling into the bowl. :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

that's where it'll end up anyway

it's just culinary streamlining

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

don't worry!

There's even less germs actually IN the toilet just hoik it out and eat it
Mmmmm!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

Anyway, germs are important for your immune system to build up a resistance

Dettol. Weakening our children for decades

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)

Just get them to lick the rim

Every 3 months.

Works for me.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

i love rimming

never done me any harm.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

*bookmarks for later use out of context*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

What really annoys me

Is that they then show the LID not the seat, so it's all bullshit anyway.

/pedant

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

Indeed!

How's the hunt for lighting/sound going?
*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

she found the switch in the corner

and screamed when it came on and she saw Dave Lee Travis Playing Connect Four with Steve Guttenburg

so I think Sound is fine too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

Isn't really - I've had a few ideas

Most of which centre around kidnapping the drama teacher from my sister's school

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Can't show the seat before the watershed

FILTH!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

It depends WHOSE chopping board we're talking about.

If it's Kerry Katona's I'm voting for spunk and feaces.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

she doesn't have a chopping board

all her brown chav-food is ready-chopped at Iceland

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)

It came with the horrendously overpriced and distasteful kitchen she bought.

She doesn't cook in it, just shags scouse burglars. Aleedgedlly.

Add vaginal discharge to my original reply.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)

He he he.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)

Eh up

have you been away? My pun radar went below the red level

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

I have!

2 weeks in Italy
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

Hahaha

Me too.

Does your chopping board have more germs than your toilet seat? Yes, probably.

Are they the same type of germs or as dangerous for you? Highly unlikely.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

ayethangewe

suggested by Trelly

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

Crivens!

Excellent work!
*cleek*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)

Welcome to you're

"DOOM"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

Woo!

Goons!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

Teddy (boy) bear?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

aye

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

They spelled 'your' wrong, and they put quote marks around the DOOM.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

hahah

the mouth is ace

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)

It appears to be someone's b3taday :)

Click for no scan lines

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

I've stopped dribbling now though

oh...wait

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

Happy b3taday to you as well, Mr Nibus! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

ta ;)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

you're one ugly motherfucker

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

*passes tissue*

for godssake!! he's not that tasty!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

arf!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

flaps

(mangakid, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

ace

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

i like that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

banksy?

woo!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

Nicely

sod your Knighthood

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

Woo

At last, a picture of our Maj on here that does not want to make me think rude thoughts about her.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

O_o

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

aaaand a quick explanation!!!

A while back there was a spate of pics shopping our dear queens face (from her younger days I might add) onto sooper-sexy-lady bodies.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

says who?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

i'd definately show her some subject respect now!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

Haha, yay

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

She's about to shoot the reply button.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

heheh

"Stop or one's mother may shoot"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

Bare-Faced Cheek of a Pea from yesterday...The Canaletto Restoration Project #3

What was I thinking, posting on a Sunday?

maxibignifier here

To avoid the evil RIS monster go here

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

I have walked straight into the arms of the RIS monster

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:40, archived)

Cayke surprise assault!

*happy b3tadays*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

cayke surprise!

hurrah

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

this is fab

when is McDonalds moving in?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha!

nice one, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

did you get my gaz

of woo for the magritte thing what you done did?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

I did, thank you sir.

I've targeted Canaletto for some abuse, but I might nip back to Rene for some inspiration.

In other news - are you well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

good ta

worknig out my notice
itching to move
enjoying the baby (not like that, you sick fuckers)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

i was so disappointed when i saw one in venice

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

they did the same in my town

but on the other hand, that makes sure that the tourists see some frescos.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

you put a skip in?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

Well, yes, as well as the whole section of building.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

oh grunty. grunty, grunty, grunty

is ace
but i done seen it already

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:41, archived)

*slaps self*

Sorry, chief.

:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

I'd never noticed that figure in the foreground before

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:42, archived)

Ha!

top work there, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

Ahahaha!

Fucking ace!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

must have been the venetian inquisition

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

Nor did I

Good heavens!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

Beechams + Flu + Mr Bungle =

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

mike patton

i used to have a straight-boy crush on him as a teenager

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

from out of nowhere!

Epic, man, Epic!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7621606

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

"you're"?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

Welcome to you're

"DOOM"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

you want it all

but you can't have it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

It's it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

what is it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

it's obvious:

IT's it!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:35, archived)

this

i158.photobucket.com/albums/t119/brixbruxelles/saywithpiss.jpg

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gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

Aaargh!

Good job I'm at work!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

pfffffftttttttttttt!

you're gay for him, admit it.

you want him to touch your bum like a cheeky girl.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

this is life

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

it was more that i wanted to be him

or as cool as him

or that i wanted him to touch my bum

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:32, archived)

I think he's one bloke

it's ok for straights to go for...

probably

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

Oh thank fuck

*retains heterosexuality*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

I'll just tell 'em what my Daddy told me,

you ain't never gonna amount to nothing.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

*clicks*

because i'm a hopeless mike patton admirer ;)

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gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

ThreadJack!

I'm having issues with clients who are using artwork I've designed for my mag in competitors mags too. It's really annoying, as I spend my time coming up with new creative for them, only for them to go and bloody use it elsewhere.

I was wondering if anyone knew the legal standpoint on this, who holds the copyright etc.

I'm thinking of starting to watermark the proofs.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:27, archived)

have you signed a contract saying they can use it in any publication?

If not and you own full copyright, threaten them with legal action unless they pay you.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:29, archived)

Of course, you'll lose a client if you threaten to sue them

so maybe you should use some tact rather than threatening legal action straight off the bat.

Perhaps "I'd rather you didn't put these in competitor's magazines" will work.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

isn't this covered by contract?

i assume you retain copyright, so you've licensed the use of your image for a specific purpose?
or if you've relinquished copyright, that you get royalties for each use?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:30, archived)

To this and HT...

There's nothing in the contract about the artwork we do for clients, it's just a bit of added value. If a client is running an advert in a competitors mag, we'll always redesign it (because they can't design for toffee).

I've had a thought... if we use images that we hold the licence for, surely I can use that as an excuse to stop them, a bit of a scare they might get fined.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:48, archived)

oh right

i have no idea then, sorry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

"not on contract"

"added value"

when you do people favours, they take liberties, ie: fuck you over

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

Here's a start:

www.bapla.org/static/industry/copyright.php

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

Cheers

But that looks to be for images and photographs, as opposed to newly designed creative as in this case.

That's handy though.

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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)

*click* for mikey!

w/y/h!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:28, archived)

Hoorah!

*shits on stage*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

*puts in glass of OJ*

*drinks*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

*gets arrested for armed robbery*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:39, archived)

It's always funny until someone gets hurt

and then it's just hilarious

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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Ricochet

yay

(

gypsy turnips, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

He's a bird in flight, he's a hermaphrodite as he fucks himself, HE FUCKS THE WOOOORLD

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

Can't stop listening to Retrovertigo...

what a tune

(and for Bungle, it's a surprisingly normal tune)

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)

the whole California

album is treat!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

certainly is...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

Holy Filament does it for me

remind me to show you my Cali'pics one day!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

None of Them Knew They Were Robots FTW!

Migratory home sub-lets, etc.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

Mmmmm

Pulls out Tomahawk

(

Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

Rape This Day

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

sorry, no elvis

(pdjpdj, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

sorry, no nothing!

no nothing!redex for me

EDIT: Ah no! There it is!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

yes

had issues with ' and "

(pdjpdj, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

pah!!

making nukes is easy!!
i made one the nipper out of a washing up bottle and the sludge out the plug hole.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

Blue Peter was so much better back then

it had an edge

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

an 'edge, and lots of other plants in the garden...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

Yeah

Then he left to join that bloody Irish pop group.

/etc

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

Are you confusing Blue with Westlife again?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:43, archived)

hey! how come you have a pic of Leipzig in your profile?

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

I was there last March

my friend was living there for a while

(pdjpdj, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

you can see my old house from there!

*waves*

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

*waves back*

(but not actually there(it's just a picture))

(pdjpdj, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

nono I live ther, for real!

;)

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

needs more Diet Coke and Mentos :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

they want to invade iran

they are fucking insane

it's like they want world war 3

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:31, archived)

it's cos they made such a mess in Iraq

they want a war they can win, dammit

oh...wait

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

next on the list is Costa Rica

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

then wales

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:45, archived)

then whales

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:46, archived)

uh-huh!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

where's the snow?

go and do it again!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

haha

nicely done :D

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

More snow!

Woo :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

@Aphex and InVino

grrrrr.

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

and me!

MORE SNOW!
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

he'll only spoil it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm4JMHL4tuE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

Hahaha

He has all the charisma of Tim Westwood.

EDIT: Haha www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

Me too! Snow!

*clicks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:20, archived)

Awwww

*snuggles*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

tee hee

ain't we a pair of rotters?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

it's snow joke.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

*spangs*

I get your drift. It was a bit flaky though.

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

thats my pun limit.....

i think i need to lie down.....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

hahaha, nice one...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

uh-huh-huh

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

hahaha

nawty man.

did she give maddie too much medised and then hide the body?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

Just got it....

Nawty Archie!

And why doe she always look better shopped onto other's bods?

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:44, archived)

*PFFFFFT*

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

finally

someone did this one

*cleek*

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

haha!!

'hound dog?'

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

hee hee!

Nice one, freebs!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

Pffffft!

Of course. *Clicks*

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

haha

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

Blue Christmas?

;)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)

hahahaha

*SPANG*
hhahaha

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

its a bit jerky....

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:22, archived)

Now if that was a woman

You wouldn't be complaining.

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

arf!

nice one

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

If this hasn't bindun I'll goatse my hamster

Again.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

tsk tsk tsk

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

left 5, right3, left2 going over hills..PYLONS!!!

/ac

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

top of the league

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

fast plummet 90, into sharp impact

etc.

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

happy b3taday!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

tar!

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

heheh

Game over

/flashback

(

Your watch is BACK, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

excellent game

/fadetoblack

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:18, archived)

get the hamster out

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

beendun more than flap :(

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

Oof.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

I know, I did one too

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

UNEXPECTED SCOUSER!

edit: Dave *nods*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

*nods curtly*

'Phex

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

needs more Fonz

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

hahaha! YES!

Doesn't EVERYTHING!!?
Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

Pfft :)

Morning Sir Hat

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

'ning!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

hahahaha, yey :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

Arf!

Zudjuice

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:08, archived)

gooooooooooooood grief!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

Morning Penfold

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

ooof!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

Yay!

Have some Noel's HP related japery!
Loosely related . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

hahaha

I haven't seen that one before :)

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

hahaha *slaps own face hard*, have a hotel related post

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

haha

my brain has gone off the hook today, so childish puns are guarenteed to amuse me :D

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:23, archived)

haha!!

ah, how i've missed you uncle!!
all the pretenders to your throne just wearn't cutting it!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

wearn't?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

yes. wearn't.

i left my PHd in english in my other trousers.

git.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

Thass wheat the man seaid!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

thanks!!

i think....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

*calms down*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:13, archived)

*grabs and clings*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

Y'alright Dayve?

*smooshes*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:17, archived)

bit snotty

but okey dokey ta!
How's you?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:24, archived)

Same as normal

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:33, archived)

Interview with Kittenwar

Fraser and Tomsk of Kittenwar have a book coming out. As long term B3ta friends / collaborators / bumchums, we want to help get the word out to help them sell it.

To this end, we're doing an interview. So what questions would YOU like to ask them?

Book link:
www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0340910275/b3ta-21

Site link:
kittenwar.com/

(

rob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

How many Kittens are required to fullfill "war" status?

Is the first casualty of war really innoncence, or is it usually civilians?
Why do some cats (but not all) refuse to look in mirrors?
How many kittens does it take to drive a M1 Abrams Battle Tank?
Smarties, was it a wise move to change the packaging, or have sales dramatically suffered?
Are kittens really the right choice for modern day tactical combat?
Do you have a cat yourself and what is it called?
And would you send it to war?

and finally:
War huh? what is it good for?

*EDIT - Happy B3rthday Rob, and I assume therefore.... Happy B3rthday B3ta!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

When are you starting Puppy war?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

and will it involve

top heavy lovelys in bikinis?

(

Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

Were any kittens harmed in the making of this book?

/and happy B3taday

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Happy B3taday, rob!

rob!
EDIT: What's it like to be named after a womble?
'ello!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)

Crawly bumlick

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

'nings uncle!!!

i'm seeing mum and dad at the end of the week!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

Coo!

First time?
Acers!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

yes....

*stretches*
will it be bad......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

oh YES!

They'll keep nipping off for sex and that . . .

Ashally . . . yer dad did say summat about laying a new patio . . . don't drink anything that tastes funny
parp!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

i ate a packet of nuts he sent down.....

OH GOD!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

WOODWORM EGGS!

heheheheheeee

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

ohhhh!!!

those cheeky scamps!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

'how the hell does this concept work in a book form?'

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Suprisingly well

The proof copy I saw was really, really good. And has lots of pictures of kittens.

(

chthonic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

War! - What exactly is it good for?

EDIT: 'HUH'!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

Absolutely Nothing!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

Huh

Say it again!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7621775

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Needs more

HUH!

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

edited, just for you

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

*high fives*

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

*high sixes*

/from Norfolk

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

*stares disbelievingly at own thumbs*

/from Somerset

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

do you envisage this book selling well on the christmas market?

(

vladimir, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)

War is wrong, so why do kittens partake in such an act?

Oh and happy b3taday!

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

Happy b3taday!

Question - if we are all figments of our own imagination, why did we think up wasps?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

bcos your subconcious hates you

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Happy b3taday

Please ask them what their favourite dunking biscuit is.

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)

auntie!!!

where have you been?!
i had to stay with aunt pachey,
and she was very mean to me...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

I've been to /talk for a lovely holiday

What did you do to make Auntie Pachey cross?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

called her auntie......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Haha

Oh dear

(

in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

rather....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Fresh basil - tear or chop?

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

cauliflower with cheese sauce

goes well with chops.

basil? pft, nutter

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

it's onions

that make you cry

(

vladimir, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

[Edit: This I think, goes down there... ;?)

[congrats on t'b3ta day, sir...
..perhaps a question might be:
"Will any of the profits be brought back to update the b3ta servers?"]]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

[thanks but it's not my b3taday]

(

Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

three whole leaves.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Either should be fine.

But it should only be added towards the end of cooking as it doesn't like heat.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

Is this the acceptable face of exploitation?

*Edit* Happy B3taday! You old cnut!

Are you on that BBC3 talking heads thing I taped on saturday?

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

i dunno

maybe - I've been on a couple of things and I have no idea when they repeat them

(

rob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

can i have your autograph?
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

Rob puts his mark upon us when we

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

is THAT what this heavy scarring around my carotid artery is?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

It's what used that passage into your brain

That you need to worry about.

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

How long can you both hold your breath underwater?

*turns on camera and drops pants*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)

What do kittens dream about?

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

in fact, what do sheep dream about?

hmmm...or for that matter do fences dream of being jumped over by sheep?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

Sheep dream of happier times when they had jumpers

and all this were all fields. Fences dream of being pissed on, of course.

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

do adenoids bream of ecletic teeth?

what the hell is wrong with my brain today?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

whassa braaaain?

/monday

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

If I bred a superkitten would you fight him?

(

Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

When is a cat?

happy b3taday

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)

ohhhhh, happy b3taday * happy b3taday

= b3taday² ?

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

is there a limit to the ammount of kitten one can aquire before the interests of the government aroused

much like if you buy a fleet of non commercial aeroplanes as you may be trying to build your own provate army.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Why are kittens the ideal war candidates?

Happy b3taday etc.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

they are dispensable

and jaggy

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

What happens to the kittens when they get older and their looks start to go?

Does the work dry up? Are they forced into pussy prostitution (sorry, had to) to feed their Iams addiction?
And happy B3taday!

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Which member of the Family would this book best be suited to if bought as a last minute stocking filler for Christmas?

*guaranteed*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

Do you discriminate against ginger kittens?

And if not, why not?

(

Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

What's with all the kittens?

I mean, come on.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

kittens....

BAH!

kittens are the devils furry klegs!!

oh, and merry b3atday!!
does that means it's b3ta's b3taday too?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

*rolls eyes*

pay attention dafty

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

i AM paying attention...ohhh

shiney.......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Are kittens good for anything other than war?

Such as making the tea or finding your keys.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)

kittens? are you GAY or something?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

If you were console RPG characters....

...what special attacks would you have and what level would you gain them?

Example; Jesus

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)

How many kittens must die before your thirst for war will be quenched?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Why are kittens not allowed to study at top Universities?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Have they ever done part of a poo before making it to the toilet thinking it is safely within the confines of the bum cheeks

just to find it all over the seat and smeared over their arse cheeks when they think they are finished and get up?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Rob's B3ta Day?!

timeforcake

I would like to ask them how much money they make from such kittenwar ventures. Does such enterprise pay the bills or is it just for pasttime.

(Pho3nixius, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Do you force the owners of the losingest kittens to have them put down?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

Ah yes, this

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Can kittens bomb the twist?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)

[congrats on t'b3ta day, sir...

..perhaps a question might be:
"Will any of the profits be brought back to update the b3ta servers?"]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Should I move to Wales?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

no, fuck that.

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

Good reasoning.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

Do the winningest kittens get sacrificed to the sun god? If not, why not?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Do you ever experience kitten favouritism?

Have any kittens ever offered you bribes?
How can you morally justify this circus of death?
Do you feel there should be a ban imposed on size 0 kittens?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)

Why can't we all just.... Get along?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

because you have BO!!!

smelly...
*sprays*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

Is this what you saw yourself doing

when planning your career?

Have you ever exploited your internet celebrity status?

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chthonic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Do you remember that time Auntie Nora fell in the swimming pool?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)

Can you tell the difference between the Battle of Borodino and a tiger's bum?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)

if you had 30 apples in one hand, two apples in the other and a peach balanced precariously on your scalp, would you prefer to stroke a tiger or a lion?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

The answer to that is soooo fucking obvious

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

How does it feel knowing that all of those kittens will die someday?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

How does it feel knowing that half of those kittens are either dead or ugly by now?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

haha ^ this

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

why do kittens have to grow up?

why god!? why?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

what does sex with kittens feel like?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

Kittenwar

Are they good with french fries?
Is there a good counsellor for post combat stress syndrome?
Do they have to do that squaddie thing with Spunk and Jacobs Cream Crackers before going into battle?
Will they accept a BDC as the regimental mascot?
Is it true that the enlistment numbers are dwindling due to god killing the prospective warriors every time I have a wank?

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)

Do you get updates on the kittens?

Do people send you photos of them as cats?

How stalky are your users?

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chthonic, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

If kittens ruled the world

what job would they give you, and would you take it?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

What is the filthiest image you have decided to submit?

What is the filthiest image you have been sent but didn't submit?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:52, archived)

Cream or Glaze?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:53, archived)

Would kittens help me get some nutter off my case?

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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

Why are people so unkind?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)

WHY IS METH SO HARD TO MAKE?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

AND WHY WON'T THE NAVY HELP ME?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

BECAUSE THEY HAVE ALL THE BUTT PROSTITUTES!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)

LEAVE TED TURNER OUT OF THIS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

The most important question: Marmite, love or loathe?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)

love.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)

easy one!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)

chemical waste

/'stroo that. it's the nasty bits taken out of beer to make it nice

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

Marmite

I once had a Siamese Kitten who ate 1/2 a jar of Marmite and puked for a day! Not a pleasant sight. (Stunk a fair bit as well)

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:00, archived)

siamese twin kittens?

/hopes

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:02, archived)

me baby daughter's recently started shitting marmite.

Always wondered how they refilled the bottles.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)

hehe this.

tho little baby monstrinho is currently shitting korma sauce

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:09, archived)

mictobaby is producing piccalilli

b3ta sauces range
serve it to people you hate

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:26, archived)

Why would you spend so much time devoloping a site devoted to smelly arse licking animals?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)

they wash in their own spit

don't forget that.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

How did you manage to avoid all that "I can has cheeseburger" stuff?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:04, archived)

Is it true

that your book is better than Shakespeare?

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Fraser has joined the Moomins., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:05, archived)

but not as good as the Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes?

(

rob, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

But even fluffier than Nice Cup of Tea and a Sit Down?

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Wifey, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:37, archived)

Wasn't there something about some porn star who likes small cocks or something?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:06, archived)

What tipped her off?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:12, archived)

Wasn't there..

I'm a small cock who likes Porn Stars!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:15, archived)

how far up do you have to be before a kitten doesn't land on its feet?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:11, archived)

Horses, best of all animals?

or aliens? BEWARE!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

Do you remember the days of the old school yard?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)

What does the ultimate kitten look like?

...and can it be milked?

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chart cat has an itch, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:19, archived)

Yay - hope it gets to number 1

Which kittens are best - boys or girls?
White cats - why are they all evil? Black cats - why are they the best? Ginger cats - do we care about them at all?

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Wifey, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:34, archived)

Why am I always last to spot and reply to a thread?

science

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

LOLcats

Do you approve?

Or can you has chzburger?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

Can i ask you a question please?

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Lots of questions

If you were to remake a film using only cats (and) or kittens which one would you choose?
Do you think that cats have been misrepresented in Hollywood through the years?
If you were a breed of cat which cat would it be?
Have you ever heard a cat burp or fart out loud? If yes, what did it smell like.
In a fight between Tony the Tiger of Frosties fame and Scooby Doo, who would your money be on?
Do they make Tiger beer from Tigers?
Do cats like onions?
Have you ever run over a cat?
Which is funnier, bananas or cheese?

(Hoof Hearted, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)

Happy b3taday mein herr

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)

Dear Fraser

why don't you stop spending your time on shitty web virals and come up with a decent image challenge?

:D

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)

Daddy or Chips?

How much influence was "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu on the book?

Did you watch "The World at War", narrated by Sir Lawrence Olivier?

Are you fans of UK TV History in general?

Are there enough programmes about Nazis, the Second World War and War in General or do we need more?

Have Peter Snow and his son read the book and what do think?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)

No no,

More needed, especially about nazis and their cats

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 14:59, archived)

if i didn't hear from you

is there likely to be a picture of my cat in it?

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alistair, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

Can you OR Have you tried to juggle the kittens?

and if so, with what level of success?

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 15:01, archived)

Do the losing Kittens get turned into Mittens?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:10, archived)

Did you really think this post was going to be productive?

30 plus replies and not one legitimate question. This is why I love b3ta :D

Also: Happy b3taday! Does this mean it's b3ta's b-day too?

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:18, archived)

if you were in prison and had to bum a man what criteria would you go for?

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:27, archived)

On behalf of me, please ask,

Which is better, tea or coffee?
Justify your answer.

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Logiconor ) (, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:41, archived)

Are you ever sexually aroused by the kittens?

Y'know, maybe.

And...

Have you ever fixed the scores for a kitten belonging to someone you know, or is especially cute?

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Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:54, archived)

Dr Phil

Where did Dr. Phil Kitten go?

(kiwanotree Meh, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:19, archived)

What sort of response do you get from people when you tell them what your book's about?

And if you have girlfriends, what do they/their parents think?

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Dave the Mighty, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:11, archived)

meeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

as the Cramps once asked "Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?"

(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:28, archived)

Any plans to franchise your operation

for fans of such animals as millepede's and ocelots?

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Muns, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 18:29, archived)

In an actual war, what kind of kittens would come out on top?

In my opinion it would be the sphynx cats, because they have the look of pure molevenlant evil, what about you?

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:44, archived)

I have no idea what your website is

but who is best, Francis Rossi or Rick Parfitt?

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 19:55, archived)

What would you actually do....

If presented with a cluster of fluff's at the bottom of a garden, who, based on your book, had fashioned weapons and basic strategy plans to outsmart the oposition....formulating in a small but fully functional war....

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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 21:58, archived)

Is it wrong to touch your kitten?
Just who is the daddy?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck etc?

And happy B3taday rob, may another years worth of wisdom tickle your ginger chin.

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Paedosmile service with a grin., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:10, archived)

Will you swap a tiger for my bear?

Or any other bears

(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 22:12, archived)

Will you be

reverting to your real names when you become international hyperstars like ~~crabblo~~ Joel Veech or ~~weeb~~ Jonty or will you settle for being common or garden b3ta frontpagers?

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 23:47, archived)

What's going on? Where am I?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)

How on earth does the website translate into book form?

Is it just pictures of kittens? Or some kind of mystical hitherto unexplained interactive thing...

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mr_wicksy is.... old., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 7:36, archived)

if the answer is 42 little bundles of fwuffdeath, what is the ultimate question?

how many times did the catwoman mobile catch a flat?

will simon peggs next film be about zombie kittens?

will it be better than run fatboy run?

(magictorch, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:36, archived)

did you ever have sex with a cat?

if so, what was it like?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 14:45, archived)

What's yellow and loves kids?

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rob, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:36, archived)

How do I...

well, you know when cats mate in february? They use to do that in front of my building (and I'm not enjoying watching it. Seriously.) so how do I stop them from making that long distorted meows?

(mumified, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 18:50, archived)

Who would win in a fight between Bagpuss and Jess (Postman Pat's cat)?

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CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:43, archived)

I kept hearing over the weekend about Exotic Investment Vehicles....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

Ding dong!

*twirls 'tache*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

pillow emboss ftw!

nings JPG

*spies XTC lyric*

edit: ta folks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

Happy B3taday!!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

Many Happy B3tan Returns!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Happy B3taday Fella!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Happy candle day!

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

hehe - well done, sir

Happy b3taday, young man!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

Life begins at the hop

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

i see goatse...

argh... my eyes it burns

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)

hahaha, nice...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)

Class.

As always :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

'ning you...

*points*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

It's a shame really

They seem to be a responsible solvent company doing the decent and reasonable thing.

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)

I'm not sure lending 125% of property value can be described as responsible...

just my two-penneth. Which I've already withdrawn.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)

Northern Rock are not the dodgiest of the dodgy sub-prime lenders

but they do do specialist lending that other lenders don't.

I imagine they'd only lend 125% where the money was needed for renovation and the renovated value would cover the entire loan.

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)

aye, quite so

and the fact so many people are now withdrawing cash isn't helping NR at all,
or indeed the markets and industry in general,
and will have a knock on effect to other lenders as well, all very shaky

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

Ha Ha Ha

Northerners.

(Dr GUID, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

It's one way to make them popular I s'pose...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

nipples!

Yay!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

Yes?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Yay!

i always think pidgeon should have a d in it, why doesn't it have a d in it? WHY!?!?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

You probably think hamster should have a p in it, too.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

i demand fonetic spelling!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:16, archived)

*toys with idea of pipgeon and hamdster*

*regretfully dismisses*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:22, archived)

pipgeon?

;)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

We should introduce extraneous silent letters into all words.

For consistency.
This will make it easier to learn English.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

it doesnt?

:( i am disappointyed

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

i agree

i spelt it wrong on my site for about a month.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

Some people have it as a surname spelt with a d

like this guy:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Pidgeon

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

*writes that down as an excuse for putting a d in pidgeon

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

sun light, shirley?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

pffft! :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

'Dad, why have you brought me to a gay steel mill?'

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:15, archived)

haha I just watched that on youtube! :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

I'm a little ashamed at laughing when the gay guy's car horn is 'Somewhere over the Rainbow'

but meh. How are you today D_B?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)

I'm doing lovely ta

Off work for a couple of weeks and off to Brighton tomorrow - hurrah!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)

Brighton's great. I was there last week.

Have fun.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)

Coo really?

Any tips?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)

I live near Brighton too

Don't go to either the Event II, or Creation.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:07, archived)

Um, Dr Brighton's is good for a pint - right on the front

Bill's in North Rd is great for breakfast, if a little pricey,
and the Hop Poles in Middle Street has great food and sculptures made out of car parts.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)

That's fantastic.

Uplifting for a Monday morning, as well!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:19, archived)

Al Queda target!

Nice job :)

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

DOOF DOOF DOOF

*gets down with the kids*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

hehe, nice one,

looks a bit like an Ion cannon from Star Wars

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)

Sigh Monday.™

All I can muster is a random picture tube thingy

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WOLF .™, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

what do you call this creature?

i shall call him clive because he looks like clint eastwood

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

I'll call him 'Zippo'

'ning you lovely b3ta dayshift people :)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

He's a rocket man!

(His arms and legs look like rocket lollies...)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

he's on fucking fire

/ac

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

bring on the noise!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:03, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

i spy with my little eye...

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:12, archived)

Hurrah!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

ahaha

noice!

(Pho3nixius, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:23, archived)

happy b3taday a few days ago

:D

and top notch lurkage!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)

Sadly...

...my hummus levels are so low, I dare not show my face around here publicly.

edit: oh and thanks! I didn't even know I had B3ta'd my way through FOUR YEARS! Good god man... I need to post some ~~pr0n~~ artworks.

(Pho3nixius, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)

Deafening

Speshully when it's a fully charged icing annointment utensil!

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)

Elvis Totally Melvined By Death

The "Melvis" if you will!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

Hehee!

No wonder he only had one kid.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:00, archived)

hahahaha, melvis :D

woo!

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Jesus

I winced at that

'nings all

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

eeeeeeeouch!

*click*
woo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:14, archived)

Meh...

(Blartman, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:55, archived)

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

hehe

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

that made me chuckle

and for that I thank you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

hahahaha!!!

the strap on!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

These are my sentiments exactly

Excellent!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

hahahahah Brilliant!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

That is a thing of beauty

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:54, archived)

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in vino veritas, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

hmmm

makes me think about my exgirlfriend

edit: Woo sir

(picitujeromanov, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

Haha!

Go Mondays!

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

hahahaha

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:02, archived)

Yes!

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:08, archived)

Woo!

may i request a version without a strapon?
:D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:05, archived)

*straps on strap on* *gives chase*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:06, archived)

erm... glad i'm not there right now *continues to hide*

*watches the mayhem*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

No problem squire...

Gimp-latex-free version in my profile.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:17, archived)

huzzah!

thank you muchiness :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:25, archived)

but then

it stops being funny

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 16:16, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

CHAINSAW SEXY TIME

nice!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

I was just thinking

that monday always makes me feel like a mask wearing chainsaw wielding maniac was trying to bum rape me with a big strap on, and was wishing someone could do a visual representation to express this feeling.

Woo, Yay and lots of Hoopla to the pic :)

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:11, archived)

Wonderful. Scary and Funny at the same time.

Have a *click*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:20, archived)

that about sums it up, yes

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)

Strap on FTW

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J-Rod chortled as he came, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 17:23, archived)

Bindun?

Simple...

...but not funny. I'm ashamed.
/relurks

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:42, archived)

what the?....

'ning!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:44, archived)

It's Elvis

dressed as Elvis.

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

Costello?

dang!

:D

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

ning chap

as promised... www.b3ta.com/board/7617896

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

I didn't really have to watch that to know it was amazing

will you be my pet?

*EDIT*

haVING waTXCHED IT PROPERLY NOW

All can say (or type badly) is BLOODY HELL- I think that's the best thing I've ever seen from you!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

nice use of upper and lower case

and random Xs :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

If Elvis was dressed as, say, Hitler...

...would he still be *dressed* as Elvis because he *is* Elvis?

Also, good morning chaps!

(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

top username

ningles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

Wheeee!

(Grandpa Flump Wee wee wee all the way home, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

HAHAHA

and one more HA

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:57, archived)

Ningles freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:46, archived)

'Ning MrsT-Bag!

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

'Ning Monty

*waves*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:51, archived)

Hey Mrs T!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:52, archived)

'Allo JS!

Sorry you're poorly *makes lemsip*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

Awww...

thank you

*burns tongue*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:09, archived)

Of course

But nicely done, sir.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

Cheers

... me type slow.

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:56, archived)

is that Declan?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:45, archived)

Happy B3taday!

Have some beer and cake!

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:47, archived)

beercayke!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

Wooooooooo!

*Wants*

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:49, archived)

I'll never tell

My shoddy GIMP skills have given an unintentional yet appropriate double chin. I think I'm growing to like it.

edit:I'm the b3ta eqivilant of an antisocial loner, but happy b3taday seems to be in order.

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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

happy b3taday - it seems to be the season for it

Me next month

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:48, archived)

Me the month after

It's the weather turning colder, it forces people to take refuge in Rob's arms.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

Is that a Fullers pub?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:55, archived)

Weatherspoons

No music, just /talk.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:01, archived)

Similar odour of damp trouser

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:10, archived)

And

Crap.

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Monty Propps, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:18, archived)

you old git!!!

hahaha- argh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

Me next week I think

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:53, archived)

Happy B3taday!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 9:50, archived)

happy b3ta day! and what they said /\

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 17 Sep 2007, 10:04, archived)

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