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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

trapped wind?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

he's gonna parp!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

I'll call him Igor

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

I like this

but I have to admit I thought "connor"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

this

but that's no bad thing, I think

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

P'tornes

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The Neville What what what, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

*click*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

pfffft

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

I've always liked your style, Whirlybird.

;)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

RUN DIAGNOSTICS

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

RUN DIAGONALLY

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

THE FASTEST WAY TO RUN

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

those bishops knew their stuff

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

Best way to escape an alligator/crocodile.

RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN

But zigzag.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

I always thought the best way

was to hit it with the stump of your other leg

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

Zigzag is good

So are harpoon guns.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

just run, the stumpy legged fuckers wont catch you

i learned this at steve irwins zoo, and i bummed his cardboard cutout

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)

His head is full of rainbows!

Someone should write a song about it.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

*sings*

GAY

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

You're right!

It's bindun.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

WOAH..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)

no!!!

bring the neville back

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

Oh no!

The Neville has gone wrong... er.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

STOP IMITATING THE NEVILLE'S STYLE!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

I'll save you!!!!

*inserts floppy*

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

Oh noes!

You've been princed!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

You copied this idea from The Neville!

then, you got The neville to draw it out using some kind of system of drawing

then, you got The neville to post it on an internet!

omg! the nevilles!!! the famous 1970's singing band has returned to save/destroy us in some fashion

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Rainbow nice.

Super work.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

dufficiltins

dictionary.com word of the day

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

Fluffeh tiem?

It is my b3taday tomorrow.

and we might all be sued by then

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

SOMETHING

*hugs*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

it just sits there, staring, blinking occasionally

and squeaks every now and then

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

Also, what are plams? I feel a bit in the dark being a noob =[

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

well, as I palnt plams

it should be apparent

also, ask mediocre, he has a graphical demonstration

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Sweet.

I shall offer secks for plam graphics

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

I don't know what the hell this is, but it's being it very much

nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

I wish I knew how to get plushies made

I remember making a .. "thing" of some kind in school all those years ago

hmm, do I have the powa of sewing to make such a thing, don't even know where to start

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

I can see the unconditionality

in its eyes.

EDIT: I have just replied to the wrong comment. Forgive me.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

with the pupils you cannot see

watching

waiting

learning your routine

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Oh!

That gives me the warm fuzzies.

*clickifies*

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

it will love you unconditionally

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

Aww!

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

what should I call it

it needs to have a name

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

how about Derrick?

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

Rory MacFuzzums

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

WOBBLES! NAME HIM WOBBLES!

I INSIST!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

wobbles?

hmm, sounds like some kind of butler

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

yay!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

\^.^/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

needs more squeek!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

I can hear it...?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

I hear something too...

it sounds like mew!

But that might be Barry.

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

CAYKE!

And kittens! \o/

This is a joyous image to behold

My contribution:

He looks mean, but he's just very protective of his foods

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

two of the best things ever in one picture

:D

edit: he is etin his snax! yum!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

^all of this

Happy pr3ta day!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

\o/

snax!

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

nice cake

in other news MOTHERFUCKINGCUNTINGSHITBAGS

My front page has been deleted.

That's two I've lost now.

I should take legal action, citing emotional distress and unfairness. It was fucking complimentary too!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

you could let someone else have a frontpage for a change you greedy git

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

I spent 3 fucking hours doing that animation

and shut up about greed, there are people on here with literally hundreds of FPs, I work shitting hard for mine

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

you cant take a joke sheesh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

no, they're too rubbery

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

oof.

dont blame you for being angry

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

And the work's always appreciated, believe me

Just pity those without the talent/hummus who spend 2 hours on something only to have it not even get a single comment....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

I was gonna say

hows about 3 years without one mate!?

mind you, then like buses, I did get 2 come at once! ;)

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..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

Nearly 4 years for me

I'm actually feeling quite protective of my no front page ever badge now I've worn it for so long

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)

your time will come

more than i can say for me

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)

been there

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

me too

but people seem to think I'm some kind of golden child who only has good posts.

but then if they ignored my shit posts the wouldn't remember them!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

Well you did ask!

And I dare say it's still doing the email rounds, and will do for some time.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

That's true, I remember this.

With my brain and everyfink.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

I don't want B3ta getting in trouble, that's why I questioned it

but its still a shock to come back a couple of hours later and find it gone

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

a shock?

really?

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

a small one, but one none the less

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)

let's start a HappyToast Front Page Preservation Society

Donate £1 a month and help prevent Microshocks from plaguing as many as one HappyToast(s) upto two times!

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

I do hope that it's made from

organic kitten. I hate that battery-cat stuff.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

100% organically pure free range all natural mewcakes.

With fiber.

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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

ooh!

*partakes*

'night all!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

DELICIOUS.

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

Only just realized how rude this logo is,

don't know what else it could be?!

(Eggbound Distinctly Minty Munty, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

*sues*

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

*princes*

*kangols*

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

i dont see it

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

I am in agreeance.

I have no fucking idea what that appendage is supposed to be.

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

the news

(b3tan generation, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

redex!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

no no no

twas the poor speed of teh image shack

Host, then Post.

Tabbed browsing confuses things

(b3tan generation, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

I see it now

and www.b3ta.com/board/7787252

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

learning is fun..

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

tell me a joke !

pwease

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

"A horse walks into a bar"

"the barman says, 'what is this? some kind of joke?'"

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

*clicks*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

that was the safety on your mp5 being turned off wasn't it

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

I don't know what you mean!

*whistles innocently*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

innocent whistling is a sure sign of guilt!

I learned that by watching quincy

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

lol !

yay

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

you're not allowed to do that!

are you?

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

no I'm not

and I will let Rob take it down if he really wants to.

but deep in his heart he is Torn.

like Natalie Imbruglia.

(b3tan generation, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

I'm all out of faith

but I have some hope here if you want to

5 bob a bottle

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

Apparently the song isn't about surprise anal.

Which was surprising.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

Well, to me it is!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

i bet something similar has been done,

but i don't want to miss this opportunity to be part of b3ta history.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

Excellent

Woo or should that be WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

my my...

that is a big woo you have there

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Hmm

"Depict the Apocalypse"?

(Uhmfhshhghd, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

something like that

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)

Such a shame it was all deleted

Woo to this though!

*goes to get drunk*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

I see what you did there.

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Your ideas for an image challenge please

Time for something very different I think - maybe a real world photoshop compo?

Ideas that reference he who shall not be named will not be picked. Sorry.

EDIT: I'm going to let this thread brew over night and set the challenge in the morning. So drop your ideas in at any time.

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

What about Web Sheriff related suggestions?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

nope

really - we're moving on

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

Ok, just checking =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

aliens with human jobs

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

like? plumbers and accountants and stuff?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Yeah, but with human jobs

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

oh sorry, HUMAN!

I wasn't paying attention

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

bricklayers, cowboys, bookprinters...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

brickboys, cowprinters and booklayers

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i fucked a book once

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

hahahaha

hopefully no paper cuts?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Gah, pissssssssssssss

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

didn't quite

make it to the loo on time?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

No control, me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

Paper cut?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

Hehehe

It's funny because kut means cunt in dutch

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

really?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

Ja.

It's one of the main reasons I liked directing a movie with friends.
Getting to shout KUT! all the time.
This also means that something is totally crap, you see.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Hahaha!

Does it mean it in German as well? Cos if it doesn't I can start insulting The Git I Hate without him realising....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

Nein.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Excellent....

/Burns

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

That's the first word of Dutch I ever learned

/Dutch ex who stole all my stuff and robbed me blog

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)

Oh yeah

I trust you want your CDs back then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Yes please

you can keep the prince ones though

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

fascinating. Do continue....

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

ours eyes met across a crowded library

i made my move and ran my finger down her spine

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

What was it like between the covers?

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Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

fantastic

and what a twist at the climax

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)

been done...I suggested it :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

______ on toast

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

TOATS ON TOAST

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

what crazy science is this!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

i like this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

_______ on stoats

pfft!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

st___ on ___ats

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

stits on tats?

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

strap on cats.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

Shop a kitten

or combine various b3ta memes in one image

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

this gets my vote

"The Merger of Memes" for the saving of space maybe?

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Duncoffin is life., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

Shop a kitten gets my vote!

But Fluffy Time without the mis-spelling. I don't know why kittinz are supposed to not be able to spel.

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

What is this real world you speak of?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

scissors, paper etc

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

...and rock

et voila, a new game

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Ooh, I liked that challenge

I missed it though, because I'm a slow moron who doesn't join in until the last minute ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

deja vu

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

ah righto.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

Rock

"Update Rock, Paper, Scissors for the modern world"

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

You mean like the version me and my mate Jo play?

Bread, paper and cheese.

Gaz me if you want to know how it works =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)

My desk is the world??

How disconcerting.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

life without friction

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

masterbation would lose all its art

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

ADVERTS FROM THE FUTURE!

Also, Prince is a cunt, apparently.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

is he?

Welcome to web 2.0 your worshipfulness

- who is this "prince" you speak of? Sounds like like a right old tosser (unless he actually is a prince, in which case take me to the tower and chop of my head for high treason)

I never believed that anyone could be more up their own arse than me. But alas I've been proved wrong by a drawf yank non-entity with questionable musical taste - Sheena Easton (Big Time - ask your parents) for gawd sake. I rest my case.

TWUMP of the HIGHEST* ORDER

He should get the order of the TWUMP garter from HRH the next time he visits.

(*shortest)

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

...

(I actually really like Prince..the early stuff up to the 'symbol' album..but Shhhhh)

OH YES, HE'S A RIGHT CUNT THAT ONE, FUCKING WANKER, I HATES HIM, I'M GLAD HIS KID WAS A GOGGLE EYED WALNUT, etc.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

GOGGLE EYED WALNUT

HA HA HA

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

here

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/sexymotherfucker.jpg

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

is it because

I is a short-arse?

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

farmyard animals in abusive relationships with ducks

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

this should and MUST be used

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

fluffy bunnies?

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

the cat that got the cream

cats in top paid jobs

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

The results of the new b3ta friends system

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

"you cannot add any more friends"

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I can't add any :(

I don't know why not either.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

genetics gone wrong

4 animal mash ups

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

^ this pretty please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

haha yes! ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

^this

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

80's-90's childrens TV characters

What they're doing now, after being laid off (if it hasn't bindun).

(rpozz, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I likee

This Please!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

offensive in 16k

again :)

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

If The Dead Ruled the world

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Beans...just beans

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Images of the unexplained

lochness.. bigfoot

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

what about

DUNCAN AH CANNAT SEE MAN! - What would the world look like if you were blinded by a paintball in Newcastle.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Romero for president?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

A zombie surviving in a mall full over living people trying to kill it.

Winner.

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

worst disability ever

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

I am liking this...ya doirty fecka.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I thought

If B3ta was a country sounded like a good idea. Not my idea, but I have no ides where I heard it.

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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i agree with this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

Anything as long as it doesn't involve pages of movie posters

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

Book posters!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

^this

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

Hmmmmm

Prince

William and Prince Harry

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

photoshopping porn to be sfw

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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)

i always liked that idea

but it kinda breaks every rule we've ever run b3ta by

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rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

even the Man Milk or Moo Milk game?

|
v that one too

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

tache or gash?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

yeah yeah

but they're not the messageboard.

(

rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

THe Sex Pistols are sell-outs!

Or summat.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

Adult variatons of schoolyard games?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

Total Physics Breakdown.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7787324

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

mongychops ex wife is an utter cunt

i'll supply a picture

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mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

0_O

Got some unresolved issues, chap?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

*'s ex-partner is a cunt

and here are all the pictures they took before it became evident?

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

this

mr horrible's ex wife is an utter cunt...

b3ta ex's who are CUNTS challenge!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I'm still recently married

and the amount of divorced people is worrying me.

I feel so behind the times...

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Don't fret, it's not all doom and gloom

I've been married 27 years now - mind you it would probably be longer if I didn't have time deducted for bad behaviour

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

oh now THAT'S a lawsuit waiting to happen

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

pffft

you could always start a mini challenge

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)

"If Nazis ran the internet"

Or
"If the world was unbranded"
What would the chavs do? What would adverts say? How would we have personality??

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TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Bob Dylan

just him generally, all-round

(

St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Work is NSFW

Take a picture at work that could be misconstrued as being 'not safe for work'. Bonus points for not getting fired.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

Good one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

dinosaurses :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

civil servant jobs

stupid job titles and what they do...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Making cloud shapes? And a new type of weather maybe?

How about creating your own band from the corpses of old ones. We could exhume the stones.
If life was a Meatloaf ballad?
If life was up north?
If everyone was apologetic? Sorry.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Balls!

Throw them, lob them, dangle em, pierce em, Balls! Balls! Balls!

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

Malcolm McDowell.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)

If the world was Steampunk.

Or if the world was stuck in the past.

Personally I'm thinking of maps with olde english but the words your oyster.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Anagranimals.

Re-purpose your favourite creatures.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Fish

/drunken suggestion, will regret it if it's piked.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

I know what you bream.........'cough'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Fish get piked all the time...

It's a traditional way of catching them in some areas.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

's funny...

On the way home I was thinking up a fish related purple gnome pic, I made up a new saying and everything but it's totally irrellivant now.

Bastard.

:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

Try to shop Prince Charles into a band

funk up the heir to the throne without mentioning the litigious one.

(

Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)

Didn't Her Maj threaten to close down the BBC

for something similar though?

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)

childhood explanations

(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)

Animal Zombies

or

Infomercials / adverts that never happened
(possibly as offensive & unsuitable as possible)

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)

Misheard TV or film titles

Such as Pimp My Bride, Sitar Trek and the like

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

ditch photoshop

and use stuff around the house/office to maximum effect

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

I do like this idea

Even if other people don't.

Just because it forces people to be creative in a different way =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

New olympic disciplines

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

They're putting skateboarding in the Olympics.

That's a joke in itself.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

A world without lawyers.

Was Lionel Hutz' imagination correct?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)

Photoshop the internet?

Personally I'd like to create a paradox.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)

Alternative uses for household appliances

*thinks*
There is a bell ringing in the back of my brain.
Has this bindun?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

we're just all experts at it already

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

What about...

if pint-sized pop-stars had a sense of humour?
Or cartoon characters integrated into society?
Or of boardgames were real?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)

Disney?

McDonalds?
Mohammed Al Fayed?
Michael Jackson?
Just joshin...

How about "CAVEMEN", "A PRENATAL LIFE - BABIES' THOUGHTS FROM INSIDE THE WOMB" or simply "BRAINS"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

If we colonized the far reaches of outer space?

Would prank emergency calling the Andromeda galaxy be that bad if they couldn't see who you are, but who your greatgreat..grandparents were?

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)

this is a great idea

for a robot chicken short

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)

Dimensions.

Novelty scissors and ships in bottles. The world is full of things that are the wrong size- let's help.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)

What a bastard it must be to be really really short

and how it might turn you into an uppity litigious cunt!?

Feel free to use your own wording tho...

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..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

Ducks

Just Ducks

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)

BBC remakes of Hollywood movies

If Jeremy Kyle was PM..

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Darryn.R, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

anything that doesn't involve my front page animation and 3 hours hard work being deleted

How about "Happiness in the time of swans" or "inside out"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Funerals.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

MAGNETS !

(

amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)

A-Team inventions...

Shop something that the A-team might have built

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

You mean something like this old chestnut?

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

My goodness I love that.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

idioms?

(Westude, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Playing with your food

Make something with nothing but food

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)

Actually, in all seriousness, I would really like us to do something nice and creative for a change

like: Be really brave, show everyone just how artistic you can be, make a thing of beauty that is entirely your own creation and display it blinking into the light like your first born, for all to judge!

IF YOU DARE!!

(

..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)

I'd like to see what the b3tards can manage with claymation

not just rollingcabbage and myself... everyone should get out a blob of plasticine and a digital camera and animate some ridiculous little thing

the stuff i do nowadays is too big to be posted on the board, but a compo would definitely get me gears whirring...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)

Uhh..

If *insert dictator* had won the war.

If Real Life was a Soap

A World without Microsoft

If all the Men were Women (and Vice versa, you know like Toni and Charlie Blair)

(kna has forgotten everything., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

let's play sports, BUT LET'S PLAY THEM IN A WORLD OF HILARIOUS CONFUSION

A WORLD WHERE CONFUSED PEOPLE WEAR HATS, HATS are ace.

what if life was an ace sport with good hats?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

Potatoes.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

What if a fat american actor became the first in line to the English throne

due to an unlikely chain of events.

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)

or conversely

if brian blessed were elected American president

...probably been done

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

Hand made Christmas presents.

Make a present for a loved one with your very own hands. This could lead to a follow up by posting pictures of them when they open your 'gift'.

Alternatively Mrswoodbine has the suggestion 'Goldfish'. That is all.

(

Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

The 1 million pound week!

If you has 1 million pounds, but you had to spend it all within a week, what would you do/spend it on?

could be fluffeh and give all the hobo's in london a slap up meal at the Ritz. Orr a total cnut
and burn it all in front of said hobo's, not even letting them warm by the fire.

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)

How different would things be

if our politicians and leaders were on LSD?

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

If b3ta ruled the world...

what about t'shopping some nice christmas cards with snowmen and lovely fluffy things.

(

The Tig and me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

How about...

...Play-Doh?

That's it. Anything you like, picture, model, sculpture, modern art, whatever. But it has to be made entirely of Play-Doh*.

*or maybe Plasticine...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Looney Tunes physics!

(Simanenyee (killed to bits), Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

Photoshop a professional lookalike

such as this guy, Mark Elliot.

www.fakefaces.co.uk/lookalikes.html?lookalike_id=1278

edit - i'll cut to the chase... Photoshop Mark Elliot.

(A Hospital Carpark, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

David Bellamy

I miss him :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Celebrity Children

Pick two random celebs (or even cartoon characters if you want) and photoshop what their kids would look like.

Would Michael Jackson and George Bush have cute babies?.. etc.

(a-man-called-joe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

Ooh I quite like this one

gets my vote

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McBadger COW, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 8:34, archived)

Litigation.

sensible? ridiculous? anything from "Have you been molested by molluscs at work?" to "You have stolen my idea for a compo AICMmillionP"
Obviously no references to MissPrints but there's stacks of scope without him/her/it/none of the above.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

Sir Pigeon Nipples is a cunt.

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

everyone is the world is......

three feet tall

(

Peej, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)

real world photography: the weirdest/funniest grafitti you've seen

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

I hate Children in Need fundraisers

They keep ruining my birthday pissup by rattling buckets under my nose every 10 minutes...

How about "novel ways of raising funds for Children in Need", e.g. sponsored drowning?

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

If fictional characters were alive, how would they survive in our world?

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

If fictional characters were alive, how would they survive in our world?

like father christmas visiting Toys 'R' Us
or if The hunchback of notre dame played for Derby County? some crazy shit along those lines maybe

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

Idea.....

Hows about nothing to do with Prince or Web Sherrif at all, except maybe all entries must have the file name prince.jpg .gif etc, just to confuse the bastards

(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

Weapons... Health and Safety style

What would war or terrorist attacks be like if everything had to be safe and non-lethal?

(Scary, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 5:01, archived)

"The making of..."

What happened off camera at TV shows/films, how were special effects achieved. What was the Mona Lisa really like etc..

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)

0_o

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

no shopped people please

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

B3ta is going to rule

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

I saw a cement lorry the other day

Jim'll Mix It

(

rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

Just don't say anything about him shagging corpses

else his legal team will be over here too
;)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

hahaha

a fp in the good old days

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

hahahahaha

naaaaaaaaaaaarsty!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

HAHAHA!!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

(

..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)

ha ha ha

class stuff! Woo

(

Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

lovely

princeisacunt.com is avaliable.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

Mention no names...

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

Adam

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

Meredith

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

Cecil

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

Igor

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

Cthulhu

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

who hasn't...

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

*spang*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

in his own mind he's the - dopest trip

prince has a posse!

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

a little bit of sick came up.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

'mansick'? hmm hmm

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

Rob asked nicely if we could stop shopping Pr*nce

I think maybe we should do that.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)

but

it's NOT prince

tributes are the way forwards

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

HOORAH!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

maybe it's time to do something different all the same

something with more tits, possibly six of them

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

Prince and the New Power Generation?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

*chortles*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

new power

is copywrite Eon Windfarm Nazis Ltd.

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

The whole 'satire' thing is supposed to be completely legal.

But that didn't stop them attempting to sue under a *US* law. It's probably a good idea to stop Rob having to put up with any more shite from those twunts.

(rpozz, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

and also keep b3ta's ISP

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

Hahahaha

You just killed me!

Source for this soon to be famous person?
Pretty please?

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

search evil google

for pr--ce tribute web sites

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)

^THIS

Ya stupid shit.

Also...this just in..

Prince is a cunt.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

And now for the weather.

PRINCEISACUNT
PRINCEISACUNT
PRINCEISACUNT
PRINCEISACUNT
PRINCEISACUNT
PRINCEISACUNT

Back to you in the studio 333.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

and a quick sports round up

prince 0
b3ta 1

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

Thanks John..now here's John with the weather..

Well John, there'll be a cold front coming in from the north..that's cuz Prince is a cunt, then possibly some rain,
Prince is a cunt, then later we can expect a possible lawsuit, with high degrees of Prince being a cunt..back to you John...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

he asked nicely

they'll get more nastygrams...

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

I predict some nawtystepping...

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

aye

some mod.action at least

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

I predict a cunting in the fuck

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

*bends over*

*glees*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

Isn't today New Challenge day anyway?

Left alone we'd all have moved on to something else by now.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

HOW MUCH IS HE PAYING YOU?

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

one good session of flatulent fisting

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

cor

light a match!

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

I tried spazzing back on glasscock to see wyaboa

but it's not working well due to date borkery.

Do you have a link to Rob's post?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)

this one?

www.b3ta.com/board/7786729
(which you've probably already found)

(

clorey mcnuggety, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)

I hadn't found it

I should have realised it was pretty recent.
Thanks.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)

Incredible Sulk

everyone keeps being mean on the internets about me
I'm copyrighted and everything
etc etc

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

in reply to your question

it's a still image and it's faked. Very old news...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

ahhhhhhhh

thank you

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

RAAAAAWR!!

is it new comp tiem yet?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

he has

my haircut

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

Fuck off...

that's my haircut!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)

don't shop pictures of people please..

;)

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

All joking aside, that's were we're headed

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

why do you think I said it?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

Dunno,..Tourettes?

;)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

^This - the prospect sickens me

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

at least we won't have shop a celeb comps yaay!!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

I dunno - Elvis was quite good

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)

(

magnum, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

*spangs*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

Here's a joke..

Why does Prince smell?

- Because he's a cunt.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Prince is a cunt.

IT'S THE JOKE FOR ANY OCCASION

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

My dog's got no nose.

- Yes, and Prince is a cunt.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it..

Does Prince try and sue?

Yes. He is a cunt.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)

rofl harris

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pr*nce

Fuck off, you cunt.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)

Dr Dr I feel like a pair of curtains

Prince is a cunt.

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

WE HAVE JUST INVENTED COMEDY 2.0

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?

a: Prince is a cunt

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

A man walks into a bar

Prince is a cunt.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

Prince walked into a bar.

He copyrighted the word "bar" and ruined the joke because he is a cunt.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

Ahahaaha

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)

englisman, irishman, prince

walk into a cunt

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)

Doctor, me arm hurts when I do 'this'...

- Prince is a cunt.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)

hahaha

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

THIS. IS. BEOWOLF.

That is how the movie can be summed up.

Despite me not seeing it, or knowing anything about it.

Edit: Oh dear! How rude of me! Have a woo =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

Haha

Ace

(

le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

Pfft!

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

Anyone interested in seeing a pic of Ron Jeremy giving the purple lad the old heave ho?

Go fuck with someone else's website you sub-Craig David-bearded, fuck-all-worth-shouting-about-for-20-years midget freak...

s137.photobucket.com/albums/q238/songsforeveryone/?action=view¤t=prince2.gif

Clickys are the way forward. Fact.

(songsforeveryone, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

let's see how long that stays up

oo er

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

He's playing him like a banjo!

Take it, you little bitch!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

Not worth its own thread

(

le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

Hee!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

that's nice dear..

please step away from the internet

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

MORE WEB SHERIFFERY =[

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)

I am really glad

you used photobucket for this.

WOO!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

Ok, I didn't draw this....

CFB
But its on me, does it count??
/relurks

(

SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

woah, fonzie in japan

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

arf.

Nice tat, also.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

"left arm"

needs more left arm and Gay Panthers

(

buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

i like the frogs eyes, they look so boooored

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)

hmmm

was temped to go hypno toad style :P

(

SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)

What is the significance of the giant toad in ancient Japanese drawings?

I've seen it in quite a few.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)

There considered lucky

But its also to do with this guy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiraiya

(

SleazyMole Finally has an Icon WOO!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)

Anagram news:

Artist formerly known as Prince
Elfin Wanker Piracy Storm? SNORT!

Best I could do.

Have an image.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

haha

best anagram ever!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

What about

ECNIRP?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

was there an evil doctor called

CRIPEN?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

Surely if we shop a face on to his body, he can't do shit?

Also, double pfft =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

His chest wig is copyrighted

As are his nipples.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

Prince owns the copyright to the chemical composition of skin.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

Oh piss

I knew I should have got there sooner...

*sheds skin*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

he'd probably still claim copyright to the rest of him

or the album cover

(

Hankster, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

Meh, I could replicate it in photoshop.

Artistic liberties, any relation to anything else purely coincidental and such...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

Prince William?:D

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

I do hope that's a lookalike

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

Indeed

I suspect that the "Prince" logo is a TM

(

Hankster, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

"'Wrinkly transformations creep"

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

"Worriment of tyrannic sparkles"

(

frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

Christ!

That's a good one.

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

this is a reinactment of prince with his daughter

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

Ew...

/o\

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

ooo

i love your hat

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

Oh good lord

this made me laugh too much! (disturbingly)

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

LOL

PRINCE LOVES INCEST, BECAUSE HE LIKES TO INSERT HIS ERECT PENIS IN CHILDREN HE IS RELATED TO.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

Oh Lordy!

Hahaha.

Internet 25 - Prince 0.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

There are several digits missing from the internet score.

Surely just an ∞ symbol will suffice though.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

I think he's copyrighted that symbol.

(

oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)

fucking hell mongy

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

i like seeing all the newish people react

i should get all biscuit crumbs on their arses

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)

woa! O.o

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

yikes

~~line~~

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

Crikey.

(

FoldsFive, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

haha

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)

Oh Mongy.

When will you learn?

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

I have been lulled into a false fluffy-land

since you stopped posting stuff like this.

Now you've thrown us all in at the deep end and water has gone up my nose!

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

i'll try and be good

(

mongychops, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

WAIT!!!!!

that's not water

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

hahaha ^^

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)

You're a very bad man, mongychops

That's why we love you.

(

Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)

...

(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)

PAINTCAT!

Made this on a laptop with a touchpad :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

You'd never know

(

Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

haha ace! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

cuteness

is it a fox?

EDIT: Ah no - the title "PAINTCAT" is probably a clue that it isn't.

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

I love paintcat =]

I also love laptop touchpad cats.

I have a few.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

Haha

YAYAYAY!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

I has moar =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

Hehe :)

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

that's brill

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

One of my favourite frame by frames =]

He is friends with Gnarley Cat, a collaborative effort of myself and Ttssattsr =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

=^.^=

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

YES TO THIS

YES

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

Tallkitty likes you =]

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)

Be careful not to leave Princets on that!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

i make all my stuff with a touchpad

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

I touch all my pads with a stuffmake.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

I fucked Prince up his arse, to fuck his arsehole.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

WEB SHERIFF IS REVEALED

*points*

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

WEB SHARIF?

Oh, Omar.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

*gasp!*

(

svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

same here

(

Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

It must be like finger painting :)

(

Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

Yessum.

Can be, I like the tactile feel of the digital 'paint'.

;D

Also, Prince fucks goats.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

yay!

I thought you was escaping for a short while

glad you are back with us

*ties up*

ok, you not going anywhere now, muahahahah

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

I'm actually away

but we took the laptop with us. I'm just recovering from the flight, surfing and lurking... then I thought, paint and b3ta hosting!

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

yay

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

Best thing you've ever done

(

Hankster, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)

Second best

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)

kinnt!

/Peter F Hamilton blog

(

finnbar has officially retired, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)

yeah

RIP

:(

Wouldnt we rather go down in a blaze of glory??

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)

Bollocks

This place gets me through my workdays

(

Dabooka_ has changed his name on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

Would I get sued it I said

I fucked Price up the arse and had is gay love puppies?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)

Not if you fucked Price.

Prince might complain about not getting the action though

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

Prince paid to watch

We did it in Pricemark.

DId I mention he take on all comer in the scar pack at the local ALDI?
Prince not Price. Who shags small children.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

Katie Price?

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)

*shrugs*

I would

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

I prefer Jordan

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)

I hear its quite nice this time of year

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

baddum tshh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

*comedy trombones*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)

*film noir trumpets*

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

Of course not

Where do you think priance came from?

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

Prince's cock is a paper-mache construction made of cease and desist letters

It's true.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

I hear he's so small

He has to sand on Tom Cruise's head to look like a midget!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

I would feel better about it if Rob had said something like "we consulted our lawyers and they could actually fuck us with a rake and while winding up sex pests is fun, we'd actually just like to continue making our morgage payments"

As it stands it kind of sounds like they sent him a nasty letter and that was that.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

At the risk of sounding a bit twattish

www.b3ta.com/talk/4062782

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)

Interesting.

So you agree with rob to remove the compo and such forth?
I've missed some kind of major b3ta plot twist apparently

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

Anyone got an email address for the South Park team?

I'd like to see their view on this fiasco.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)

totally... they'd love this

I hope they do a prince episode this week

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

oh, that would be somethign special

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

That's not twattish

I would really just like to know what legal footing the little bastard stands on.

I thought ordinary people got to make fun of who they wanted as a matter of parody, but aparently that's not so in your opinion?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

I imagine

the problem is trade mark infringement for the symbol, and potentially otherIP right breaches for things like album covers and the like.

Making the guy look like a twat is fair game though, unless it's libellous (which is really a stretch).

But the point is - the compo is practically over, the point is made, what's now to be gained by potentially having to spend money defending even the most frivolous of legal actions? We've had our fun, the guy's made himself look even more of a twat that he already did, and we're in the clear! Houpla!

(

Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

What was the point?

I thought it was to challenge his ludicrous abuse of his fictious rights. Not just make a little more work for the drones looking for this stuff and then giving up when the inevitable nasty-gram came.

I'd say let the website go down, everything comes to an end and I think it'd be a fine place to let B3ta go down if that's how it went.

I know the owners are getting older and part of that is probably knowing when to bend your head, but really it's just a website for funny pictures. It's not a fucking car or something.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)

To be honest, I don't mind it going down.

Fuck it, it was a laugh!

Best fun I've had for ages, I'm not gonna complain about it for a moment.

Plus, now we can take the piss out of Web Sheriff, and no doubt a new image challenge will be on the way to replace the losses.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

i'm gona keep an eye out for any Prince gigs

buy a ticket, and cunt him in the fuck for real!

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)

THAT IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)

YES!

*buys secret broach spy camera*

(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)

Prince's Lawyers can only stop b3ta.

Not that rob would condone what I'm saying, but they'd have to legally pursue each individual person that said, I don't know, for instance 'Prince likes to molest sheep that are not even fit for raping by NZ or Welsh standards'.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

Isn't this only an issue if b3ta is hosting the images

If - say - they were on Photobucket, doesn't it become Photobucket's problem?

(songsforeveryone, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

No.

Now that the compo has been retracted ~~Prince and his lawyers regularly entertain sailors on the docksides at night~~ they are not accountable at all.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

I wonder what the chances are of this getting FP'd

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)

Oh you purple fucking bastard

I've just spent the last hour shopping a gif of Ron Jeremy taking him from behind.

Literally about to post it up, then I see all this bollocks.

Fuck him and his stupid little beardy fucking head.

Fuck.

(songsforeveryone, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

Post it!

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)

^ This

Do it!!!
:D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)

^^ this

(

Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)

can you guess what it is yet

colored:

b/w:

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)

Is it Prince?

(

djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)

it does look like a cock

(

A small Purple cock who was once an original and interesting artist but then crawled up his own probably purple rectum?

Would I Lie 2 U?

(

Hankster, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)

Prince fucking Web Sheriff in the shitter.

AICMFP

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)

Lama

(

The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)

I'm not quite finished with this one

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)

A horse?

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)

Quo!

*wins*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

*win*

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

*ruffles hair*

no more Quo, possibly....
definitely no more NSFW images of politicians being anally abused.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

*licks paws*

*smooths tufts*

What's happened to the prince challenge?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)

on the subject of NSFW

is tubgirl a still image or a video?
coz i've seen the still image and reckon it to be fake

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)

hello there

the 1990s called and want their news back.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)

can you answer my question or not?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)

Seriously?

I think you should do more research. Spend a few hours memorising tubgirl

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

video or still image?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)

the slideshow...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:14, archived)

ohhhhhh

well that doesn't help

i will go for fake!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)

I think considering how much recognition he's seen from b3ta

The Brandow should represent them for free

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)

the brandow is all powerful

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)

Oh bollocks!

I almost had it..

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)

Is it

a tiny mongolian peasant boy breakdancing to purple rain?

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

Dear Sir or Madam

Our client, one Mr Prince McPurple-Shortarse, has viewed your images and considers that said images could be viewed as a likeness of his image, were one to squint in just the right way.

We require that you immediately cease and desist from publishing this image, and advise on arrangements for compensation of our client for the use of his image.

Without prejudice,

Ivor Scary-Lawyer, Esq

Scary-Lawyer, No-Fun and Bastards, LLP

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)

pfft - love the name

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

Hmm

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

Here's one I made earlier

to hire this person please visit www.toplookalikes.co.uk/prince-lookalike.htm

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more of this sort of thing!

In fact, let's encourage Pri*ce to sue his lookalikes!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

jesus yeah!!! im suprised he hasnt had them killed

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

let's do that and frame him

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

why dont we just kill him?

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

too easy

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

Now THAT is a plan

We should inform websheriff of every Prince 'tribute act' so they can see what it feels like

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)

HELL YEAH

although tribute acts tend to pay some kind of royalties...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

Do they?

That's news to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

like Bootsie Collins?

;)

I'd like to see him sue the Prince of the Netherlands

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)

there is nobody on this planet who looks like Bootsie Collins

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

Except maybe Bootsie Collins, but only slightly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)

Bootsie Collins is not on this planet...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

on of

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Hankster, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)

hahah

can we do the same challenge with prince look alikes.. can we plllleeeeeeaaasseeeE???

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)

Apparently some of the images were libellous

PRINCE IS A CUNT

*sticks with common abuse in text*

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)

What a twat.

I love his music, always have. The first album I *EVER* bought was one of his. Actually, the last album I ever bought was one of his, too.

But he's a cunt for doing all this :-(

(16chapel, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

No No No...

the plan should be to find a looky likey that's older than prince, and have them sue the poison purple dwarf.

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)

Prince Charles should sue

For misusing the name "Prince"

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le brian, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)

b3ta has been pwnd

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)

its true...

www.b3ta.com/board/7785232

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)

maybe

we should post Ponce pictures all over
sites we don't care for much.

i know that would involve trying to find other sites.

if there are any.

maybe.

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)

Gonna repost all of mine.

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)

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