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Not sure if I'd really be evil enough to class that as entertainment.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

yeah, Coldplay is pretty un-entertaining

free or otherwise

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

I was watching a link from here, somewhere

where Ricky Gervais interviewed the lead bloke and basically said lots of lies about him (you love sweatshops, you're a massive racist) etc, and he went along with it all, giggling. So now I still hate Coldplay, but I might possibly not hate him quite as much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)

I saw that too, and it was rather amusing.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

I like Ricky Gervais, fuck everyone.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

me too

don't fuck me

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

I'll try.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

appreciate it

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

What, not fucking you?

It's truly excellent. I'll recommend it to Lady S.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

HAH,

THAT'D MAKE A CHANGE lolololol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

Awwwwwww such a romantic soul.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:58, archived)

that's me, romantic and relentlessly randy.

and aliterative apparently

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)

I like Ricky Gervais, fuck me

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:41, archived)

You're in there, Sachs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

*pounds inside out

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

Chris Martin is a fine specimen of a man!

Don't understand the weird tape and stuff on his hand though, anyone know what that's about?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

Record sales via the medium of associative social conscience.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

if you remove that

it will reveal a tiny testicle. been there since birth apparently

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

How sweet.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

He writes Fair Trade slogans on the back of his hand

and uses bits of coloured sticky tape to attract attention to them

...as far as I can gather anyway...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)

I thought that was Noel Edmunds?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:10, archived)

I found his walking out of the radio4 interview

"because he doesn't like answering questions about stuff" sufficiently irritating to push him back up there.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

He might have been on his man period

I'm a cunt when I'm being hormonal...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

If he's mucking about with that unfunny twat Gervais

then he deserves mocking even more

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

I like Ricky Gervais' comedy

but then everyone loves the whole Moore/Cook thing of going '...Cunt LOLOLOLOL' like 9 year olds, whereas I just think it's a bit pathetic.

I've obviously got backwards humour.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

Shhhh *strokes head*

no need to get all defensive sweetie, we still love you |{HUUUGS}

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha, I wouldn't worry about it.

Although I wish more people would stroke my head, having my hair played with is like ca(p)t(ain)nip.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

Have you ever

had a go on one of those Orgasmatron things?

www.gizoo.co.uk/Products/HealthFitness/Relax/HeadMassager.htm

That'd make you cream in your jeans for sure

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:42, archived)

Not in a sexy way.

Believe it or not, I'm not in a constant state of arousal.

And no, I've not tried one. Any cop?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

Delish

unless it gets tangled in your hair

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)

Ah, it probably would do, then.

My hair tangles easily.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

Nah, not backwards.

I think the anti-Gervais lobby (I'm not counting myself in or out on that one) have come to the conclusion that he is, in real life, rather more similar to the Office / Extras persona than is probably good for him.

Just my tuppence worth.

*hides from the wrath of Fae*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

No wrath, it's all opinion, innit?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)

I like Gervais n all

*backs the Captain*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

'Smy girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

Dunno about you...

But all these ruthless african dictators seem to blur into one after a while

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

last king of scotland guy seems to be made of gold

that's how i tell them apart. gotta have a system

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

IDI

IDI
IDI

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

Hello Buck

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

AMIN

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

bless you my son.

All rise for hymn 137.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)

Hymn 1337

shirley?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:37, archived)

online christian haxorz?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:45, archived)

That'll be the cumulative effect of all those blows to the head from rampaging militias...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

indeed

why the hell would you carry all those sawblades with you, when there are proper cases for those things!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

i think he took them from inside an old clock

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahaha

the sheer image of that in my mind is just perfect

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)

I AM KING OF DE AFRICAAAN PEOPLES

AND I RELLY RELLY LIKE CLOCKS.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

officelol!

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

Hahaha

I hearby award myself the grand medal of tickytock, for being regular as clockwork.

Now, my scottish friend, what else could I give myself a medal for?

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

ooh ooh

the golden pendulum of swayness. For always tipping the balance in my favor

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

Oooooo

Nice. :)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:38, archived)

This

reminds me of Bill Bailey's scale of evil

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7s5HMZYwdQo

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

Bless you for that link...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

So you're

saying all black people look alike?
BURN THE RACIST!!!!!!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)

Phone the Force...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

fuckin woo

*clicks*

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

you appear to be on fucking fire today mr ninj

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

Gee...

thanks dbroon. Flattery will get you absolutely everywhere...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)

YAY GUESSY-WORD

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

Oh yes....

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

hahaha!!

all the ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

Grand!

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:15, archived)

the signal is strong in this one...

woo :)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)

I find your lack of facia disturbing

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:18, archived)

TK-421 why aren't you at your post?

Oh... Adam, sorry, I must have forgotten to lock my keypad. kthxbai

/weak

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:20, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's a classic!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)

Indeedy

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

ace :)

"Phones do not make one great"

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

"these aren't the words you are looking for.. "

"you may go about your business.."

Edit: very good btw..

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

Excellent, most excellent...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)

Thanks...

...Fresh. One day, maybe one day I'll be able to animate like you sir (don't hold your breath though)

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)

I was going to thank everyone...

..again, but a little message said not to. So I don't want to get in bovver, so I'll thank you all here. My third fp! A hat trick yahoooo!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:55, archived)

Well deserved ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:06, archived)

As is yours sir!

Both fp's! You did say you wanted to be on top didn't you? :-)

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:07, archived)

The mother of all that's ace!

Wonderful!

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xandmi, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:09, archived)

Thank you

sir, you're most kind.

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Ninj, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:16, archived)

Awesome!

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FoldsFive, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)

Excellent

woo

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oCo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 20:07, archived)

Genuine

Office LOL.

Well done Sir !

(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

That's brilliant!

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sicanjal YOUR ALL NOT PLEBS, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)

DUCK OFF

you aunt

(catbrain likes the hairy scratchings bestest, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 23:19, archived)

Woo, this is.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)

Following a theme

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

arf!

WATCH-OUT ALISTAIR! There's a ninja creeping up on you!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

strike fast

merge into the background.

as long as it's black.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

Ninjas actually wore brown

because black made darker shadows.
/random fact of the day

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:17, archived)

i am a ninja

and i wear stone washed black.

[edit] also, the wearing of black/brown outfits was only done on specific missions, they would dress like normal people most of the time to blend in.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:22, archived)

I hope you have

a Motley Crue/Metallica/AC/DC patch sewn on the back

(Freaky Styley wondered where the nice B3TAns went, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)

makes sense

of course if they'd been really clever they'd have worn camouflage

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:23, archived)

perhaps somekind of adaptive caomflage suit like in MGS4

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

or the ability to contort their bodies into the shape of a piece of furniture

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

he's going to get sucked into that massive vent if he's not careful.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:12, archived)

here's hoping...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:14, archived)

Arf!

And it's made me look at this again.

Best

Satirical article

EVAR!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

haha

aawww, he's just a little tired....

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:21, archived)

my favourite lift company!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)

mine is Porn and Dunwoody

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

i like to image his boss is like General Melchett

MEAH! ah there you are Darling!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

There's always one...

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

hahahaha

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

Excellent!

Edit: and a chance for another Military-related 'There's always one' pearoast:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

arf!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:09, archived)

arf

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

*LOL*

Wonderful!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

teh awesomes

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Genius!

Genuine lol.

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Araucaria is such a tit, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)

Stunning!

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..wil, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 1:41, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Full on office belly lol

My colleagues now think I've lost it.

w/y/h/click

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

Pfffft

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

well, the enemy will be looking for a bunch of army guys

not a tiger

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)

particularly in Africa...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)

Haha!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

Pfft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:04, archived)

if they are fighting in the indian jungle, he'll be laughing

/until the poachers get 'im

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:57, archived)

"waiter, my Tiger Penis Soup is a bit small"

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

ahaha

brilliant!

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha.

What country is that? Because I thought it was a promotion photo for Starship Troopers for a moment.....

Their rifles look like someone has sellotaped a torch ontop of one of those arcade light guns.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

They are

Azeri soldiers in Baku apparently.
(picture 2)

I like picture 9. I wish I was called Topsy Clinch.
It sounds like a finishing move in a porno.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:02, archived)

i like that one

looks like she has alzheimers and left the bath running

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

it was all fun and games

until she plugged her telly in.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

i think they are TAR21s could be wrong

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

ARMY TIGER WILL KILL US ALL!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

this made me chuckle

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:03, archived)

Nicely!

Has the guy in the middle painted himself some nice ginger mutton chops?

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:05, archived)

haha oops.

It's a colour adjustment layer I left on by mistake (gone now)
It used to be him with the fancy face paint.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

Hehehe

Also, this reminds me of the fact that my brother is on his Royal Marine Potential Officers Selection Course thingy at the moment... and I am all knotted in the tummy region D:

Aaagh.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

try turning back on yourself

should untie you. It's a common problem.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

*spins*

Hmm, it's not working :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)

hmm

what about running fast in one direction then turning back quickly?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)

Are you filming me?

o_____O

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely done, sir.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:11, archived)

Whoops...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)

*splat*

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TheOther, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)

*Imagines the noise that yopu get if you do the same thing on San Andreas*

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)

Jeesh

the things people do to get wacky photos of themselves for Facebook

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

YEAH EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!

death

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)

Damn things not working again!

I've a good mind to ask for a refund.

(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)

facecook

Simon Weston and Nikki Lauda, are now friends.

/rofl

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

Well that's shoppable...

/files away

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

I tried to quit facebook

But got dragged back into it..

Evil neocons fucks that they are..

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Jorvic, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

it seems to be fixed again now

maybe?

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)

Facebook needs to be killed with hammers.

Everyone yaps on about facebook but when I tried it I just found it to be
a bland, soulless version of myspace with hundreds of useless apps
and people I've been trying to avoid since college.

I don't see the appeal at all.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

scrabulous

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

because myspace got soul by the bucketload. Like KFC.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

^this is exactly right

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:13, archived)

i'm on there

but i still don't have a clue what it's for, i don't chat with people on the phone never mind via a networking site, whatever the fuck that is.
here is as close as i get to being remotely sociable and even that pains me.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:16, archived)

There needs to be an option where it filters out all the application shit on peoples pages

I cant be arsed waiting 2 minutes while it loads 500 applications

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:06, archived)

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

errection?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

Like "Erection", only said with a growl.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

is it when you get hard when you really should'nt?

err-ection?
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

LOOK!

* Lob

* That's what it should look like!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

is that when japan gets a new government?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)

pffft!

that building seems utterly ridiculous.
i wonder how much noise it'll make when the floors move

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

That'll be muffled by the thin layer of vomit that'll be greasing every surface

no doubt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

Thin?

What would happen if you were a window cleaner and you got chewed up in the mechanism?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE WINDOW CLEANERS?!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

No need for window cleaners.

They'll just spin it really, really fast when it rains.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)

haha!!

lets just hope that when the owners roll in pissed, the room is spinning in the opposite direction!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

and it bends out of the way when planes try to crash into it..

* Apparently

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

Nice mental image, Cap.

;)

Howareya today?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)

I'm ok- on /talk though, so only popping back over here occasionally.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)

FINE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)

OMG are you trying to pwn the /talk stats board as well?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

No, I just occasionally hop over for a change of pace.

Plus there's no shitting hancock over there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)

Oh now THAT is random quote material...

Pleeease, b3ta gods?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)

haha, ace

also - errection?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

Noice

www.b3ta.com/board/8498209

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

WHAT, this will be a real building?

That's fucking amazing!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)

Only in Dubai, eh?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)

Verily, the city of

"Just because we fucking well can, and we have more money than Croesus"

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

Oooooh it spins with the wind *has just watched the video*

Really it should twist. There's a cherry tree in my garden which is completely hollow, the entire back of the trunk has been eaten out but in a spiral around the tree.

So when there's a storm instead of just falling over like all the stupid trees, it just twists tighter. Quite bizaare to watch really.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

I would like to see a storm giving that a 60rpm spin

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)

All the execs pressed up against the windows...

What a great image :D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)

How the hell will they do the elevators and stairs?

Oh, through the middle, probably

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

No, you've got to jump up the cubes like a Crash Bandicoot game.

BEST OFFICE EVER!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

Argh! I've just been reading an article about this.

Get out of my mind!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

Perky

Random fun

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)

nice one sir

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)

the question is

oh and adolf is sad that you all mised him this morning

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)

At every chance I can get.

The filthy dog bitch.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

*wants*

*KABLAMMO*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

i must posses this!!

then i'll teach them!!
'where's our fucking equipment?!'
-BLAM!-

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh shit yeah.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

nice!

reminds me of the baddie's gun at the end of Bad Boys.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh god I want one of those so much

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

There'll be a lot of olympic-chested robbery victims

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)

very nice

we didn't miss adolf merely chose to ignore him.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

but why

what has he ever done

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:58, archived)

you obviously feel lucky, mr 280 pixels

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

Indeed

I never put any of mine at 280 pixels, but then all of my pictures are utter shit so it doesn't matter!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:07, archived)

*applauds*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:10, archived)

If E.T. the extra testicle asked you if he could shove his finger up your arse, would you let him?

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

That would depend entirely on what time of day it is.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

and if, in fact

your name is mathew

with one t, mind you

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

oh, yeah

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)

I forgot.. he heals things with his finger..

So if he healed up your ring.. would that mean you would have to poo out of your cock?
So many questions...

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

depends

on whether my haemorroids had been acting up or not...

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

That is quite possibly one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

and for a b3tard that says alot

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

nice hary enfield quote in your sig

"BUMS AGAINST WALLS LADS THARS A POOF IN TOWN"

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)

lol.. yeah it was good back in the day..

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

dick needs to glow more

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WormuIus, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)

depends on how nicely he asked me.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

Excellent!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)

Woo

* Needs more Sock!

* also www.b3ta.com/board/8499512

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

E.T. you're so big!

someone had to say it

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

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glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

haha

its all that BMX racing straight after dinner

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)

Finger - home...

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

Woo!

clickyclick

(ri0t in the street next to yours at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)

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..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)

Very strange

The kid's name was Elliot, btw

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)

the 'tonight Mathew' was a subtle "Stars in their Eyes" tribute..

Don't ask me why.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:00, archived)

I haven't seen this advert on television yet, but when I do, I will be outraged, and will boycott this product forthwith.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

nothing wrong with a good teabagging

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)

*crosses fingers for random quote*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

*crosses fingers for random quote*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahaha!

he certainly looks pleased with himself...

RIP Brian Glover *salutes*

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

Pfffffft

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

ahaha!

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

I have neither seen nor heard of this, but it is WRONG!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

rofl

HELLO JOSEPHINE.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

Josephine destined for internet immortality I reckon...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)

arf!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)

Goodness me...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

ooh errr

www.b3ta.com/board/8499260#post8499418

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The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)

Haha!

We've all done it!

Haven't we?

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..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

I know I have.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)

with me, I enjoyed it

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:59, archived)

hahaha

This post is the nuts...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:55, archived)

Beware the Wanderbeast

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

brillig!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)

Is he a alien?

Nice, nice work

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

cool!!

reminds me of the tyranid hierophant...
=)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

looks like those crabs what I had

and its woo

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

smart!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

great stuff

reminds me of the mother in law

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)

Poor wanderbeast!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

yikes

brill

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

ooh nice

what is that on his head?

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

Not sure.

Come to think of it, it looks a bit like a little running man.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

yeah that's what i thought!

with long, pointy arms

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

"he had to split"

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

Very Voivod.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)

i like this a lot!

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:08, archived)

For those that suggested a simpler solution:

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

hmmm

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

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Joliet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

I'm confused, what did I miss?

also

CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND A SITE WITH FREE CHEESEY LIFT MUSIC THAT I CAN USE VERY QUICKLY ON AN ADVERT?
Basic background tinkle/keyboard/whatever to a headache tablet advert sort of thing.
Thankyoupleaseta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

Download some coldplay

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

You could try this maybe.

It's a little program that procedurally generates music, cycle through a few iterations and you might get something.

It's a bit midiey sounding though, but you can replace the instruments if you have the time.

wikihost.org/wikis/doodleblog/wiki/dunc_s_algomusic

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

a lift and a tape recorder...

*gets coat*
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

try this...

www.joescaramanga.co.uk/blog/?p=8

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

classics :D

but a bit too identifiable, cheers anyhoo, I shall be listening to Lounge all afternoon I reckon

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)

just buy a cheap kiddie keyboard from argos

and record the resultant tunes you make on it

and all will be well

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)

try finding

lullaby renditions of nine inch nails :D

(JadeFalcon, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)

5th frame is below.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

Haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

Ah you see that makes the joke way better

;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

you know what? I DON'T CARE :(

I NEVER WANTED A COLLABORATION ANYWAY.

You can't see me right now, but I'm crying.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

bless 'im ^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

btw

i like your new video :)

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

Thank you!

You're looking lovely today!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

*preens*

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charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

uh........what?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

I think he wanted you to yiff him

A collaboration is code for 'I want your plushie babies'.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8499053#post8499131

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

haha

some people last night suggested we collaborate on a comic with our anthropomorphic characters. I asked you what you thought of this plan in your previous thread, and people seemed to take your silence as indication that you hate me, thoroughly and utterly :P

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

I just said it was a bit chilly :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

/puts on duffle coat

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

I think that's hell freezing over.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

yes, but we know what you're like!

EH? EH? *nudge nudge*
EH?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

eh?

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

I did it.

www.b3ta.com/board/8498981

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

did what?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

'it'

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)

he can dream

to be honest I think the kids are playing some clique joke

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)

And i'm sure they'll keep up that defence when they are in court for sexual assault.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

hexachordal has a previous?!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)

what?!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)

what?

I'm just asking.

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)

hahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)

Sorry. Must've missed that.

Don't really have time to do a colab, though.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

fair enough.

I shall do my own thing :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

lol, euphemism

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)

PMSL LMAO.

Yeah, but seriously?

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

now that's a fuckload more entertaining

still needs more Jack the Denizen

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

pffft

for some reason that's incredibly funny :D

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

I like this a lot

but I think that the simplest solution for you is either sexy nuns or squirrels with tits.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

AAAHAHAHAHA

that's fantastic.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

Oh yes

ahahhahaha

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Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

Every time it gets me....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

Exit motorway here for tits.

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

twinned with squirrelz?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)

Better...

* Better get a bucket, I think I am going to throw up!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

eet is only a waffer theen meent!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

Indeed

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

typing in a french accent is harder than it looks

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

mais non, c'est faux.

c'est très façile!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

mais ca, c'est pas un accent francais, c'est le francais!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

*gallic shrugs*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)

haha!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

heeeheee!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

Not enough printertits.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

Can there ever really be enough printertits?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

Well, you'd think that

but I remember the great printertit glut of '78. Those were dark times.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

pfffft!!!

for some reason the combination of the words 'great printertit glut' makes me laugh unstoppably.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

I made myself smirk

as I typed it. I might flesh those 3 words out into a 627-page novel.

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

I remember that it cost more to feed them

than printertit farmers were getting for them so they were left to rot . . .
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

The stench, do you remember the stench?

and the diseases: croup, sore knees, blue helmet...

dark, dark days...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

Touché

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)

They're not . . . GETTING to you are they?

C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

I think it was something I ate at lunch.......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

C]:0(

We have septic water at my work . . . clostrosporidium . . . or summat . . . s'on the beeb website
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

ah,

just boil it.
s'all good!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)

AHAHAHAHAHA

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

We seem to be having quite a gay day on b3ta,

must be all that gayonnaise!

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

MUCH better

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

HURRAH!

He looks very happy with that cum shower.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!

alreet?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

fan farcking tastic matey

yourself?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

bloody marvelous!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)

LOL!11!!!1!11

(

Mr. Johnson, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)

Hahaha

what the christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)

BIG WINKIES!

Pfffft!

(

Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

wow, I just threw up

and I cannot stop.

I keep having to brush the vomit off my keyboard just to type this.

Oh GOD.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

*holds hair back*

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collapsibletank procreates, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

thank yoOOUOUUEEEEEERRRGGHHHH

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

Wait, I think I know him.

BLEURRRGGGHHHHHHH

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

*voms*

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wjh31, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

NO!

BAN THIS FILTH

*adblocks*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh..... Fuck.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

* Barfs a little

* Why do we not have a I don't like this button?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

We have two!

Hide and Ignore.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Hides and Ignores "We are the lemon"

* You can't see me...

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

:'(

Bu....but I have jaffa cakes....
OHM NOMNOMNOMNOM

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

* Un-hides

* Woo Jaffa-Biscuits!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

*JOINS THE PARTY*

om nom!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

adblock ftw!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

fuck sake

please no, just no.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o36AyatzG6g

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CNt_YAyZw

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6w37F9iW4

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:17, archived)

Hahaha - Are you fuckin mad?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

i feel sick now....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

Ewwww....

there's an adblock right there...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

images from jimcromwell.com are now blocked.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

Postbear?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

HAHAHA

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

*bokes*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

THE HELL?

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

my afternoon is now ruined

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

*presses the "Looks Like Porn" button*

*repeatedly*

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

You have bad porn.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

FFS!

I hope that's icing sugar, cos that's the queerest looking mayo I ever seen.

:-/

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

This is ace!

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

Hahaha

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

hahahah!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

Arg

DO NOT WANT

(

NeeNoo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

Either this was in your private collection, or you had to trawl through stacks of gay porn.

Either way, mum says I can't be friends with you anymore.

(ArfurDaley Must try harder., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

It's the trawling through porn

that explains why I haven't done RSS Bandit yet...

(

collapsibletank procreates, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

Argh, for the love of fuck, DownloadSquad, ever heard of proof reading?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)

Yep..

I was just thinking the same
Where on earth would you find a pic like that?

*Vomits over keyboard*

(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

haha nice

never realised most b3tans are such pansies ;)

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

Please wont you hold me.

I need holding.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

*Holds*

*nudges*
*wins jackpot*

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT MONEY COMING FROM? :(

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

*holds both*

*crushes accidentally*

..

*bokes*

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEBODY WOULD LET DOWN THE GAY COMMUNITY IN THIS WAY!

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE US.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

IT'S THE GAY AGENDA.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

IF THEY CARRY ON, PEOPLE WILL BE TOLERANT!

TOLERANT!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

I was thinking this.

I say put it on TV and the Daily Mail.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

*Hides in the bunker*

*opens emergency vomitorium*

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

just a minute...

*heaves*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

*bokes*

I fucking hate mayonaise

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

0_0

But, but.... Fritesaus?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

OH GOOD GOD! IT'S DISGUSTING!

I can see right up his nose, and everything

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

It's awkward though isn't it

I mean, 'you have something on your beard....little bit more....yeah bit more....bit more over there'

/puts cock away

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

Shaving with PVA is not recommended.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

hahaha

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:59, archived)

That really is rather rank.

*bokes*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

what wrong with you people

once upon a time everyone had beards

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:00, archived)

I've got one right now,

but I'm not sure I like it.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

I have a small beard right now infact.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

stroke it and feed it milk

then itll grow bushy and big like a proper man

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:03, archived)

man milk?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

is there any other type?

but do you milk before or after you put the teabag in?

/unexpected sexual ref mode off

(

The Tig and me, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)

I'm having one right now

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

A very clumsy

decorator. But then putting up wallpaper can get messy.

/kidding self on for sake of own sanity

(kuntybawz, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

I hear it's a very good conditioner!

Honestly, love...

(

..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)

is that man with the runny nose a poof

i'll never shop here again

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

I.... er....

oh god....

(

Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)

hahahaha

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)

URGH!

I think you just made the internets a very sad place indeed :(

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

I assure you

there is much, much worse on the internets. In relative terms, Someone with come on their tache is about as racey and bizarre as Antique's Roadshow.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)

oh lordy...

Pass the Mindb....

Too late.

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)

\o/

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

office LOL!!!!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Brilliant.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

haha very woo

also, i am listening to weezer's new(ish) album, it is well awesome

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

Red album? D:

I only have blue. I need to get them all.
I may do it now.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

yep :D

do it!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

How long until they're going for less general colours like Mauve or Cobalt?

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

haha

that would be awesome
"the vermillion album"

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

the only thing I know about weezer

is that when I had gran turismo on the playstation I used to have a lot of fun shouting "SHE'S NOT DEAD" while they drove around.

was that weezer?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

i think

that might be feeder...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

feeder i think

but close :p

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

wheeee mindpiss!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

SHE'S NOT DEAD

SAVE YOURSELF, THINK ABOUT IT

SWEET SIXTEEN, SHE'S NOT DEAD

DEAD

how do people come up with such fantastic lyrics?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

practise...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:56, archived)

I did the same. Also: Sweet 16.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

SAVE YOURSELF

THINK ABOUT IT

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:58, archived)

Weezer?

You mean Amy Winehouse?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

* Presses Enter

* Waits for it to animate?

* RIS

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

SEND FILEZ TO TRAIN SEAT

REPUTATION:MAINTAINED

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

THINK ABOUT IT, SWEET SIXTEEN,

SHE'S NOT DEAD

I can piss people off like you wouldn't believe, mister pineapple.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

yay

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

Haha!

Christy, I haven't seen a floppy disk drive in years

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

i miss them

i found a diskette in the drawer the other day, i will never know what's on it. although it's probably porn.

(

new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)

I don't miss them,

mainly because in the last five years of my using them they got so shoddily made that they were essentially Write Once Read Thrice.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

pahahaha!

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

then you get to disk 426 and it says

'please insert Windows XP Floppy Disk edition Diskette number 427'

:D

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

*Bing* 425 Disk error

please install disk 1

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Bing!

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:50, archived)

*wees*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

Haha, top warning :D

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

'cannot read disk 425; please insert disk 1'

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Hooray! *oldschools*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

I had to throw away all my old amstrad cpc 6128 disks

I found a working 6128 and none of the disks worked anymore.

GODDAMMIT PAPER WORKS BETTER FOR DATA STORAGE

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:52, archived)

pah, diskettes my eye

diskettes my eye

(

new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:02, archived)

hahahaha!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)

hahaha ace :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)

Hahaha, fucking brilliant!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)

brilliant

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)

haha!

USB DRIVES ARE TOO ADVANCED.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Windows 3.1 came on 6 disks, as I recall.

Or possibly 8.

(

Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:51, archived)

3.11 had 8

but you only needed disk 8 for network stuff.

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:53, archived)

And if the computer was new

you'd have to install MS-DOS first, which came on 4, if I remember correctly.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:54, archived)

3 actually

unless you had the "supplemental programs" disk.

(

Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:55, archived)

Stenella frontalis

Pivo.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Does it have a glass cock too?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

It IS a glass cock.

Yay 2 u, Grunt.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

*goes to check*

It would appear not. Sorry.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

Oh well.

It's still nice

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

ooooh

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

I saw a dolphin once.

(

Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

did you have it with chips or salad?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

Roast, with a side order of

Grilled Swan.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

me and my daughter saw a flying dolphin yesterday.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

Photos or it is not true!

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

i was too slow and drifted it behind a house!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

???

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:57, archived)

it looks like she's kissing a biang glass dolphin

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

sickeningly woosome!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

That's is spectacular, sir!

woo AND yay!

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

mmm... pivo...

best of all the largers

Pic's not bad an' all :)

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Will you play with me?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

* Next

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

hahaha auditioning now ??

This one would get you addicted to smack, and then tear you a new one.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

The new Steiff 'Sub-Dom' range, eh?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

hahahahaha

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

Yes I have no one else to play with either

*takes bear to crying corner*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

I think I know this kid.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

*fears*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

The tilt of it's head intimidates me.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

of course!

*places on wall*
*loads blunderbuss*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

I will play hide and don't seek.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

That really looks like

a TV aerial in his hands.

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:45, archived)

yep

www.tartareandesire.com/bands/Immortal/820/

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

...

EDIT: that price is in pounds

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

pffh :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

Hahahaha

But looking at the price board that's cheap!!!

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

sssh....

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

That's so sweet!

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

101.9 for diesel?

How old is that source pic?

Woo

EDIT I was in France for my hols. Diesel c. 1.45 Euros per litre. Wine 1.30.

All we need now is cars that run on vin de table, and fuel crisis sorted!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

well...its still in black and white

;-)

(

Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Three weeks

IT'S A CRISIS

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

*grabs hose*

it wouldn't stay in the car for long!
=D

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

folks already getting murdered for their car juices

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:46, archived)

This is depressing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

97.9?

That must be a REALLY old picture...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

It's only 95.9 round my way!

_{May contain lies}

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

hahaha!!

fill my zippo up please!
i've just been paid.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

pfft

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

Someone took me to petrol station once

then asked to have a quid so they could buy a bottle of water.

I was not offered this water.

ANYWAY, that petrol is mega cheap. Unleaded's about 1.18 round here I believe.

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

was this a date you were on?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Not exactly a date

but the guy was like "LET'S GO FOR A WALK!" :D

and I was like "KAY!" :)

then we arrived at the petrol station and I was like "What a lovely place to walk to, really..." -_-

(

Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

i always think it's ridiculous

that bottled water costs more by the litre than petrol

...although probably not for much longer

(

charlie?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

97.9!!!

*fills up car, spare fule tank, extra spare fuel tank, bucket, pots and pans*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

how much is it now?

(

gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Woo!

Panic Buying time!!

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

I'll have £5 worth of panic please

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

pfft

Grrr -why wont it let me post without actually putting something in BOTH boxes? Must every message have a subject? Help out a noob here. Ive seen peeps posting messages with no content - just subjects.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:38, archived)

use the space bar luke

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

it WERKS! Thanks for that, sir

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Are you using quick reply?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

quick reply? whassat?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

It's in the options in the profile. It puts a reply box on the page rather than opening a new page.

It allows you to post without entering either a subject or content.

Like this.

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

Use the space bar in the box you don't want to write in

(

Baglady, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

Very nice, sir

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Hey stranger!

how you doing?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

heheh

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

Haha!

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

Printers with tits

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

tits with tits

....mmmmm fractal tit recurrence

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

z1=z^2 + tits

z2=z1^2 + tits
z3=z2^2 + tits

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

YES PLEASE

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

umm is that the julia set?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

MANDELBROT!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

mandelbreasts

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

mmm... julia....

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Julia Dixon-Smith Pending?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

Sawalha?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

i used to go out with a girl called Julia

she had fantastic breasts. unfortunately she decided she didn't like me.

(

new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

Spike's ex lover from Cowboy Bebop?

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Hahaha, you win geek points.

*plays noir trombone*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

Or alternatively Mandelbrot is a sandwich made from Peter Mandelson.

Also, www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEw8xpb1aRA

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

how do you know tits is bounded

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

bound tits?

are you some sort of pervert?

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new_matt, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

*rants* it's the whole definition of the Mandelbrot set!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
what do they teach the kids in school these days?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:42, archived)

they're not bounded, they are bra-cketed. haw haw.

edit: that doesn't really work as a pun, so:

[tits]

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

groan

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

Prits?

Pritt stick tits?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

long, sticky, twistable

*faints

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

It's true!

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

that is what you get for using a microsoft operating system.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

True computing misery...

...was always trying to get scanners to work with Windows 95! :((((((

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

exactly

*linux halo*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

Ooh no...

...don't go there, have had several days of tech misery trying to get Linux to work on my PS3. You'd think a fixed hardware platform would be safe, but nooooo *cries*

(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

try harder :P

dunno anything about ps3's...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

The Yellow Dog one?

That should be the easiest thing in the world, seeing that it's made for it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

JACKS BACK!!

as the printer...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

for the love of god, BRING BACK JACK

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Can't.

He's dead.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

then I for one can't wait for the continuing story of printer boy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Bring back Zombie David Niven instead.

To fight crime or something....whilst drinking tea.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

It's his soul in the printer, right?

Yeah man.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

mind wee?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

I don't see anyone saying bring back jack, so I'd say no

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

fair dos.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

This is the same kinda stuff...

Happens almost daily in my office. The IT guys always act so clueless then it ends up printing out in a couple mintues =\

(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Haha!

And what's the deal with airline food?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Did the ghost story just peter out..?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

Wasn't really a story.

More of an extended character introduction.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:28, archived)

Oh. OK.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

Why? Were you getting into it?

Vanity will return, BTW.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

disguised as a printer

with tits.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

* What is she going to do now that you have introduced her?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

She's going in to the big brother house

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:35, archived)

She's now a side-character.

Used for girly conversations with Kat and to detail a bit of Vance's background.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

I hate printers!

I booted mine last night!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:27, archived)

I Love Horses

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

i stabbed mine once

but then it was a dot matrix and deserved it

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:37, archived)

I use the interwebs for all my driver needs

but only cos I've got stacks of disks and I cant be arsed to organise them

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

hahah :D

According to some people last night, we should do a collaboration.

Up for that?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

some people

meaning you

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Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:33, archived)

notice the lack of any response? :D

bbrrrr it just got chilly in here

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

I know, right.

Words cannot describe how much I am crying right now.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:44, archived)

there there

I know..he's a bad man

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:47, archived)

Do one of your pictures

so we can all experience the same ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:48, archived)

He said crying.

Not vomitting with a mixture of apathy and rage.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

Why are people hating me all of a sudden?

I've been nothing but nice to you lot.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:01, archived)

this is too true

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nocturne72, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:30, archived)

+ good to be

+ *ORGASMS*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Hewlett Packard...

It must be an HP printer...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:36, archived)

HP are ok.....if you don't mind waiting for ten days for the drivers to instal

and the fuckload of crapware it instals

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Fri 27 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)

could he not have simply downloaded drivers from the printer manufacturers web site?

????

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:43, archived)

YES. YEEES!

M.Bison running down a corridor with the remaining driver disks, saying "This is delicious" while JJ plays unfitting music.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:49, archived)

utterly scintillating as per.

can he plug in a new mouse in the next installment please?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)

Venus Flytrap Williams

watch out she's deadly!

(webmeister is ready for the pub, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

How rare!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

vere

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:40, archived)

is that

He pussy lips that you have super-imposed on her neck?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

*loses lunch*

Oh fuck :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

*looks at vomit*

Just found mine!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

*loses ~~lunch~~another few millon potential kids*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

SLUNCHS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

what are he pussy lips?

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miamistu snagglery, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

She has a mangina

and I have spelin abilliti

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

You ever drunk balieys from a shoe?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:23, archived)

Size 9 desert combat boot

you?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

no can't say I've had balieys since i was a kid

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:26, archived)

meaning that you have

but we're not allowed to know?

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)

I'm Old Greggg ...

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dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

I am Old as well

And why are you calling me gregg?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:31, archived)

Looks like

Something out of SAW

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:21, archived)

she appears to have got her head stuck in a giant liquorice mimsy

fuck it, i'm off shoe-shopping. 'bye all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Smaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

bye

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ClanSoul, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

Noons Mrs Monkey

Bye Mrs Monkey

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

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