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A subject close to my own heart...

Bindun?
And be nice, first image post

(TMAce needs to enter another image challenge sometime, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)

PREST PREST PREST.

I meant the other side of town. WELL THANKS FOR TELLING WHERE THE FUCK THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN IS TO START WITH YOU OAF.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

this^

i laughed when he got munched failing the mission

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

Nicely done brother!

Aha-hahahahaha

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:09, archived)

hah

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

we don't go to ravenholm!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

I'm so puzzled :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

Doesn't take much.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

It's perhaps true, but still oi.

Howdo?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:15, archived)

Tired, headachey. You?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

A bit anxious and weird.

But oh well...

Nice epic paint thing by the way :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

What's up?

And thanks.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Gotta do this thing tomorrow because we have the day off college

and I'm mega, mega, mega, mega scared.

Also, it will probably lead to me spending all my savings, yay.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

You'll be ace at the thing.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)

Haha! Awwh

Unfortunately it's not exactly something I can 'ace', but I'll try :)

*power stance*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)

what is the thing?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Teeny bit embarassing, really.

Hmm :\

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)

Be awesome once it's over though

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)

Horse butt fisting exam.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

It's true

*hangs head in shame*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)

sit on a toriodal cushion

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I was going to be kinder than that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)

I wasn't, but then again, I'm a cunt.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

I would actually like to see if you can guess

because you most probably can't :)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

well, we could all take turns with something but you never have to tell us if we're right

so it's a degenerate game with hidden rules and it's not anything I need to know. Besides the things I can think of don't make complete sense. So I'm not going to win, therefore I'm not playing. *goes off in mathematical humph*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:55, archived)

I'm actually very glad

as if you'd got it right I probably would have died :)

Lol @ mathematical humph.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:57, archived)

You're going to hire a male escort aren't you?...

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)

How much do you charge?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)

Depends how much of a run up I can get.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

This is why I love you.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

Jeru the Rhino.

*makes huffy snort noises*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)

Actually I'm usually called Kanjeru

but that's another story entirely....

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:10, archived)

I am in a constant mathematical humph. that is my life

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:01, archived)

I got fed up of Mathematical Humphs this year.

ROLL ON E & D GRADES!

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:04, archived)

maths is wonderful

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

cervical smear?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)

That's actually a reasonable suggestion

but no.

You generally only have those after you've actually done sex.

^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

O_O

I'm going to go and have a cigarette before I start trying to take your virginity.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

*ROFLS*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

I'm not even going to try

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Oh?

*is offended*

I'LL GO CRY NOW

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:14, archived)

NOW?!

I thought you were a 18th century stereotype. You should be crying constantly!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I am crying inside.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:20, archived)

What, some kind of vaginal discharge?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:24, archived)

Sorry but comeon anyone can do better than me

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

WHUT?

You must be crraaaazy

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

nobody has really wanted to up to now

why should the situation change?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:25, archived)

You seem bloody ace though.

We're either both equally awesome or equally lame, as I've not managed to get a boyfriend yet either. Not that you'd want a boyfriend, I assume, but you know what I mean.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:29, archived)

*points at lame person*

ha-HA!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:32, archived)

Hooray for being laaame :D

/shame blog

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:34, archived)

how is that going to erode her savings?

do medical tests cost money in the uk?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)

Your reasoning is flawless.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)

body mod or something childlike?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:09, archived)

why would that be something childlike?

are Fisher-Price doing body-mods in the uk?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:11, archived)

Yeah, you get Playdoh inserted into your layer between your skull and forehead skin.

"Look I can make it say anything!"

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

it was an OR statement.

you have turned it into an AND statement that mirrors my reply to you...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:17, archived)

No he hasn't.

If it was an AND statement that would not necessitate that the two things where one and the same. It could just be a body mod and something else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:19, archived)

0o he took my or question and mashed it up

I liked my or question how it was.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:22, archived)

Eeerrrrhhhm

Sort of

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

hums...

If it's not a fanny ring I don't wanna know

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)

I was actually thinking about getting a vagina piercing

but not for a couple of years probably.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:18, archived)

I don't know. I've never had a smear test.

and I didn't read all of the thread.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)

Crazy Russian prests!

Some kid burnt my neck...I didn't like it.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:10, archived)

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

мое имя dyer jacob и я живу в bristol. он сказов. я звучаю как barnaby медведь. я люблю barnaby медведь. одно время он пошел к Франции. я пошел к Франции. но некоторый малыш сгорел мою шею. я не полюбил оно.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

не жуйте сопли

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

wow

i love how "jacob", "bristol" and "barnaby" are untranslatable

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)

They're names, of course you wouldn't translate them.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:20, archived)

I'm still trying to figure out what you've called me

but it comes out the translator as 'do not chew'?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Your translator sucks :)

It's an old Ukrainian saying. "Don't chew the snot".

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Ahh right

Thank you, I shall bear that in mind next time I feel the urge to chew something.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yeah! JUST DON'T DO IT.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

ah, that old insult

the insulter hoping that by urging you not to properly masticate your food, you will choke to death

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

shh

i still found it funny

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

*freaks out and shotguns the screen*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:11, archived)

Here is a loaded shotgun. *throws it*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

As long as it's french.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

*freaks out and grav-guns circular saw blade at the screen*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

I never risked saw blading a fast zombie.

Especially since the fuckers seem to keep crawling when they have no legs.

*SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN*

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

smg for the fast ones

its the only way to be sure

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

SHOTGUNSHOTGUNSHOTGUN

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:21, archived)

but what if you have to reload?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:31, archived)

You can fire whilst reloading.

Perfect solution

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)

Piiiiiiiiiiineapple!

Hello

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Hello

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

How was killin' last night?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)

Badass.

I'm a fucking headshot machine.
I went to bed at around 4, my bloodlust is soaring again.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:24, archived)

Bloodlust... haha

Why does that sound cute coming from you?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:28, archived)

I got the powered-up grav gun on that level.

If you use it on Grigori, he stays alive but a copy of his body, dead, flies out of him.
I kept shooting him and there was a pile of dead Grigoris behind him.
He wasn't fazed.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

This used to happen if you killed people underwater in garrys mod

They'd stay stood on the bottom, while copies of their corpses floated to the surface. I took a screenshot once, and it looked like a multiple exposure photograph.

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)

It's great fun :D

I used his corpse to kill zombies.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:37, archived)

I can't understand

why this hasn't bindun before now - how did nobody think of this?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

On that note

CFB (169k)

Is anyone else reminded of Black Mesa by the whole CERN/LHC thing?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:38, archived)

i'm waiting for them to turn it on

so that we can destroy the universe.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)

I made a mock BBC news article

about it a few years back

*tries to find*
*fails*

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:41, archived)

poisin headcrab bastards.

crowbar crowbar crowbar.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

Had to

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

* Like Wow Man....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

On second thoughts let's not go to Camelot

'tis a silly place.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

I have to push the pramalot

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

it's only a model

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

shhhh!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

*I FART in your general direction!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

Say,

That's a nice hat

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Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:30, archived)

Thank you,

* k3b/-\b helped me with it

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Between our Quests, we sequin vests...

and impersonate Clark Gable!

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8514432

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

hah

i just dropped back down to that, impatient little mite :)

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

I just wasn't sure if you'd go back down.

Yeah, they're very eclectic, but that's good, I think. The cover discs are always interesting, also.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

hmmm,

i will have a look next time i am shopping.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

found out this morning

that sanjeev bhaskar is the new king arthur in spamalot
don't know what to make of it

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

haha

i think it's a good call!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

yeah

and i can imagine a lot of joking around the whole "i am arthur, king of the britons" line

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

heh

yeah, i hope they do play with race a bit. People all too often shy away from it because of the potential for un PCness.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

in a show where one song is called "you won't succeed in showbiz if you don't have any jews"

i'd count on it

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

hah

haven't been to see it yet

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

ah it's great!

there's supposed to be a life of brian one coming at some point too

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)

Don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing

jew-a, jew-a, jew-a, jew-a, jew-a, jew-a, jew-a, jew-a...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:07, archived)

i've also just remembered a hitchhiker's tribute on tv a while back,

might have been for the big read, where he did a few scenes as arthur dent in a dressing gown
so maybe he can get away with doing well-loved english characters

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

* How about making a nice English?

* Go for the Extra Bland!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

and bring us a load of brrrreead rolllss

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

I think that would be awesome!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

It's only a model

(sshhh)

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Conisbrough Castle :)

Yay, South Yorks!

(Virulent, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

ZARDOZ!

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Sean Connery in a nappy!

ftw!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Fuck me

I've just turned gay!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:02, archived)

Ready!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

For Zardoz bumming?

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

*Imagines the noise that hovering makes*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hypocritical bloody sign.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:58, archived)

Not as bad as the 'You are here' signs though.

I mean, how do they know?

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

I don't like the way it implies...

YOU are here...I am not!

I am but a figment of your imagination!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)

Yeah!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hahahaha! Top stuff

I only popped in for a minute, and get quality punnage.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)

Hahaha

oh shit

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Hehehe...

I love that symbol. He's throwing away that rubbish with such assertiveness.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

Litter Bug!

*He is going to miss the bin!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

that's lovely :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

He has a translucent shadow!

which is nice :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Eeeee.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Personal light sources ftw!
:P

'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

Can it be Penguin Day today?

De-RIS news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7478885.stm

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:43, archived)

Oh I do hope so

'Ning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

* Did you have to break his arm to get that position?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

It's the only way to train them

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

Phwoar!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Phwoar!

RedEx ?

EDIT: Oh I see it now.... Ha ha

* I bet that tastes salty
:D

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

No it BLOODY isn't!

It's Puffin Monday, you fool!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:59, archived)

puffinfucker

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Make the most of it!

There wont be any more

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article4232324.ece

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)

Yay!

~~Yay!~~ Oh shit - no way!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Just Like that

'Morning all.

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Cat cannot murder!

IMPOSIKIBBLE!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

KITTY IS TOO NICE FOR MERDOR.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

All cats is evil

All of them. Every last one. Killers. Cold, merciless, unfeeling murdering balls of cute and smelly destruction.... Nurse, the screens...

(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

QUICKLY. TO THE ALCOHOL DEPOSITS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

what a cheeky looking kitty

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Nooo! It can't be!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

real-life LOL

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charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:55, archived)

*sniff*

(For non-comic geeks; Michael Turner was a rather good artist......)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

he was only 37?

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Shit, really?

Oh how awful. How did it happen?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Cancer. He'd been fighting it since around 2002, I think.

Had his entire hip removed, half his pelvis and about 4 pounds of additional bone.
Not nice.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

Oh the poor lad.

His poor family, as well. Nobody should have to bury their babies. Oh dear.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Fuuuck.

That's really tragic :(

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

fuck, harsh

i think i'd rather just take death than a load of surgery and then death

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

^this

Fuck cancer man, it's fucked up.. :(

(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)

Oh, that's a shame.

This world needs more talent.

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

Nightmare

I always lament the loss of one so talented at drawing boobies.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

fucking

cancer

(edit: just realised I was reading Civil War last night)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)

Damn

Cancer is such a shit thing

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

Woo! to you

Bah! to cancer
sorry matey

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

poor chap, he wasn't really type of comic book artist but he was definatly talented. poor guy

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

yeah, heard that Saturday morning

while his work wasn't entirely my favourite, he was an obvious talent. Very sad, especially for his age. :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:51, archived)

he was an awesome artist :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

This is nice.

Do more like this.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

Aw man...

:( I loved his stuff.

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:17, archived)

bye!

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

Aw no!

I knew he was ill for quite a while. This is really sad news - he was my favourite artist :'(

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Weetobix, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:39, archived)

Tragic.

I am still a big fan of his after all these years.

(Pho3nixius, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)

PART ONE OF A FEW.

And here is the full thing in eye-strain-o-vision. But click for bigger to receive eye-spasm-o-lol-o-vision.

I like paint.

GOODMORNING EVERYONE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

That's very, very good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

smashing

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

wallpapered

ning and woo!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

Does kitty got eyeghosts?

Words cannot even begin to describe how truly wonderful this is.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

christ on a bender thats clickable

lovely stuff

edit: in trying to edit this to say *desktops* i accidently clicked i like this on my own post

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

I hope to continue it over a few more panels. But my head is swimming in blood and pestilence, so I think I'll find some ibuprofen first.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

I clicked your post too. For fun.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

huzzah!

how many hours work is this?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Far too many. Spent about a week on it of which I watched a season of That 70's Show, and 3 seasons of Red Drawf whilst drawing it.

*gets a life*
*falls over*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

shitting god, well i t certainly paid off

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

Very kind :)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

very nice

(

gravytrain, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

there are wombles in there

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

What the many-gendered fuck is that?

It's very awesome, though.

(

Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

Woo!

I HEART Paint too!
Hummina Hummina!

*obligatory roasted peas when Paint is mentioned*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Yeeeeeey! And a h4ppy day to th33.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

TAKE IT OFF

TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF TAKE IT OFF

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

happy b3taday you old fart

*luffs*

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

*farts*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:46, archived)

Hoy indeed

i like that a very lot - and the pacman eating binary is cool

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

click click click click click click CLIIIIIICK!

(

charlie?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

:DDDD

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:04, archived)

This is so wonderful it makes me want to cry

*Clickety-click*

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)

Gives a whole new meaning to-'Bumming a lift'

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

I am loving your font!

* Where did you get that one?

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Fabulous sig...

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Thank you...

* Not sure I fully understand yours?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

Mmm

I used the same sign for this...b3ta.com/board/8501427

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)

probably doesn't deserve its own thread but I'm past caring today

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

I reckon this guy is inside:

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

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Frumbert has no sig, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 13:13, archived)

she may be off the crack under doctors orders

but she was clearly on something at glastonbury.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

the stage?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:53, archived)

Happy Monday

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

not forgetting

TOATS

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

toats and bacon are one! :D

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

replace toats with this

www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Placemats/

i cannot post this link enough

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

Must...have...awesome

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

innit :) a month or two back i made a sammich with one of these, a steak, lettuce, onions and tomatoes

mmmhhmmmm fuck yeah

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Did you promptly have a heart attack?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

*beats chest* my ticker and waistline can handle anything you throw at them

though the doc said my blood pressure is quite high for a 21 year old

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

You used the bacon placemats in the place of bread?

That's meaty.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

So meaty that you need to say it twice!

/damn and blastedit!

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

oh no there was bread as well

otherwise its not a sammich

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

Blimey

How did it fit in your tummy?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

my appetite is prodigous, my dad's still a farm boy at heart so i've been brought up on mass-hoosive meals all my life

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)

*scowls at Tom's waistline*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

*grinds*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

*spanks*

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

This is no time for ironmongery.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

IT'S ALWAYS TIME FOR IRONMONGERY

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

You really should be a blacksmith.

It would suit you perfectly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

i have soft hands

but yeah, it would be good.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

*surgerizes

*removes metabolism gland
*inserts into self

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Hehe, I've seen the little baskets made like that too.

They look ace.

Howdo, Fopzilla?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

i'm a little bit "whoa", a little bit "waaaay" and little bit "wawawawa"

d'ye ken?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

D'ye ken? What's that?

If it means "how are you?" then I am sort of a little confused and detached, but okay.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

"do you understand?"

whats confusing you, my little hors d'oeuvre?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Oohhh I see!

Lots of things, innit.
I guess it's partly being scared too... got this thing I really need to do but it's a huge thing for me and I'm finding it really hard to make the first step. Hmmm.

Howcome you're all 'things beginning with w' anyway?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

i'm a little off kilter today really

sunds a bit heavy, if you need anything just msn me, k?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

Anything triggered it?

I might try and chat to you about it, seeing as you're lovely and everything, but then do a fail and run away :)

At college at the mo, annoyingly.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:42, archived)

k well i'll be about later if you want anything, i am lovely after all

i'll tell you about my woes later

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

FOP that reminds me

Watched the episode of supersizers when they go back to regency.

Giles Coren in fopwear. My bloody WORD. *falls over*

Sue looked alright, but not as lush as normal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

she wasn't too pretty there was she?

but Giles, my word his clothes were ace. how cool were the Sublime Steak Club?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)

YES

I bet they don't allow birds though. Bastards.

Giles is turning into my ideal gentleman. He kind of already was, being beardy and clever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

Beardy and clever.

Win win win win.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

*stubbles and clevers*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:36, archived)

Stubbles can be dead sexy, too.

I think...I think I love you?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:39, archived)

So what are you so afraid of?

Sorry.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

It's kind of something really, really 'pathetic' in some peoples' eyes

but hopefully *crosses fingers* it will actually change my life.

That was vague, I apologise.

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)

I never saw that one

but have just googled, and OH WOAH, AWESOME.

:D

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

have this.

www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/page/item/b00c80y9.shtml?src=ip_mp

data1.blog.de/blog/m/mel-dj/img/Giles_Coren.jpg

I. Must. Have. Him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

Can. I. Have. A. Go.?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:38, archived)

When he's stopped crying and gibbering in the wardrobe.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)

Because you're just so good?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

Good/frightening

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)

Bojo?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

what what!

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gravytrain, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

I'm going to have to get some food now

you bastard

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

Truffle and bacons sandwich, with tea?

(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Tea?

There's not enough tea in this place.

I despair!

*despairs*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:25, archived)

I have a nice cup of EARL GRAY MOTHERFUCKER

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WormuIus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

I've just sent* a salesman into the kitchen to brew me a fresh cup

*He may have been on his way to make himself one already.

(

Joliet, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:31, archived)

mmm earl grey

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

Sherrrdoing...

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Ninj, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hah, beautiful.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Simple

yet efective

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:27, archived)

Aherm...

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Ninj, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

I know a few women that wouldn't mind

a pop at 'er.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

How camp!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

Oooo....

*Unzips
*Stands on chair

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

poor lamb

she was a total zombie at glasto, awful. She needs kidnapping for a year by benevolent captors who feed her pie and don't let her near the ol' crack.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

She punched the crowd, no?

Really, why is anyone signing her or going to see her?

She just mumbles and falls over.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

Because she's cool as fuck

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

because when she's good she's incredible

watch the video of her at the grammys on youtube.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

exaclty

when on form she is top notch. She's just blown it al away.

Shortests time difference between charting and drugging yourself incompetent ever.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

It's all Blaaaaaaake Incarcerated's fault.

Dirty little posh bint that he is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)

that sounds like a challenge to me

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

She's just a misguided hedonist

It's her husband who's the cunt. No skills at anything and content to drag his wife into the gutter whilst spending her wealth.

I do hope she gets sorted out in the next years, and settles back on her few million smackers for a gentle life.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)

And the last time she was good was . . . ?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)

People went to see GG Allin

knowing full shitting well (pun intended) what the cackgoblin'd be up to.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

i wouldn't have made a connection between Amy and GG o_O

she's a bit sideways but she's not THAT bad

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

I've got GG on the brain at the moment

he was in my dream last night, and I can't stop thinking about him.

Annoyingly though, I've seen a LOT of GG footage, and had to eat about an hour ago with one of his live sets on loop in my head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

i've fortunately not seen any of them

though last night had a really fucking warped dream that involved my ex trying to sleep with me whilst her new boy friend tried to attack me with a sword. he mocked me everytime i ran to get a health pack. it was a weird dream...

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Only watch if you're iron stomached.

Seriously.

Weird dreams are good though, better than the 'get up, get bathed, dressed, go to work, halfway through the morning *wake up*' sort of dreams.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

I'd like to be kidnapped

and fed pie!
....don't touch crack though...!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

I was going to kidnap you, but I ate the pies already

sorry

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

She's got the barrel body and skinny legs of the fabulous Goddess Bunny

but without the polio, which is strange.

Edit: AHA, Mr Internet is a good fellow i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff231/gifdid/ROFL.gif

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:59, archived)

Blimey

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

You know what?

This exact thought has been somewhere in my mind, floating about for a very long time, I just read that and it was like 'YES! THAT!' as it finally came to the surface.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

:D if I can link anything to the Goddess, I shall.

One day I shall have a wonderous photoshoot of the Goddess and my homohetero DREAMBOY Buck Angel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

you are bizarre's #1 subscriber aicmfp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

Hah, I've got every issue.

Actually, I think I'm missing two, but that's hardly anything. I buy it for the bathroom, it's good to have reading material.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

~~reading~~ wiping
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

more of a viz fan for the ol' bog, that and metal hammer.

but yeah, i've got a stack of bizs as well.

Metal hammer's getting a bit young these days. WTF am i meant to read about music?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)

Rock Sound.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:37, archived)

THAT IS AWFUL

emoshit.

Also they focus on hardcore, it's all a bit scene and i do not dig.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:52, archived)

They like my style of music

as in the style my band play, which I would hardly call emo.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:56, archived)

orly

i've bought about 2 issues ever and it was all screamo twaddle. Might give it another chance. Just wish the melody maker was still around and grown up.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:57, archived)

still would

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

she did some very weak punches

i think she was trying to hit a fly

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

She wouldn't be

able to lift the gloves.

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

hahahaha

Anyone see her at the Mandela concert? She appeared to be on a different planet.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i love that :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahahahaha

fantastic! :D

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

i thought she performed well there

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)

Well she performed OK

but her movements were very stilted and her eyes were all over the place.

At least she's put on a bit of weight.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)

thank christ.

she's a very pretty girl when there's meat on her

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

lurk

luuuurk luuuurl luuurk!!!

(FurFeathersFins, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

clever

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Hello Bedlam, how goes it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

not a 100% tip top tony tiger-tastic today but i get along

yourself?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:54, archived)

My shoe is annoying me, and as per usual I feel a little sick.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

ALSO I really want my corset to arrive *jumps up and down*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

You'll give yourself a black eye.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

? Two Back Eyes?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

Not if I cross my arms by my shoulders like a cossack.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

is your shoe making faintly racist jibes at you?

you're still feeling sick? that can't be good *worries*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:02, archived)

I've been feeling sick for the past just-over-a-week

mostly in the mornings. HOWEVER this does not mean I'm up the McKagan, as if I am, it'd only be a few weeks at that. Too early for morning sickness.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

Not necessarily o_0

It's always best to check cap'n, my cap'n

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

Usually I get sick around the one month, one and a half mark.

I've done this a few times before. If I don't come on around the tenth, I'll do a test.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)

shout at your tummy

listen for a response, surely the only way to know.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

raawwwarwrw

I'm going to be giving birth to a small annoyed lion.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

awesome

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

ooops

you have errored. Make a pic quick and bang it into this post

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

Have this from this morning...

The B3ta Comic Book!

Its online!

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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

bookmarked already!

will be looking laters

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Lurking equals quiet.

You're doing it wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

I have heard that you like to do it wrong.

Can i have a go?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

Do you have a bauta mask?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

Kubrick stylee?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

Venitian stylee

with a cravat. And some laudanum, why not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)

11 days lurkage!!!

Shortest evar!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

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TheOther, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

faq

faaaaaaaq faaaaak faaaaq!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

mmmmm

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

lol

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:01, archived)

This is close to perfect.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)

That's

possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. So disturbing

(Peacocke, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)

Noooo you need a picture

one you made , fire up potatoshop and put eye patches on kittens who are driving ferrari's

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

idiot

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

no!

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. twat

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

uptight!

sorry i didnt realise you had to post a picture no need to swear.

(FurFeathersFins, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

No need to swear?

This is *exactly* what swearing exists for. Fucking cunt.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)

you guys

are real nice to the newcomers

(FurFeathersFins, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:45, archived)

:-)

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:49, archived)

It's part of the B3ta charm..

..read the FAQ and cuntinue!

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glubglub should be working on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:00, archived)

i'm not in a happy mood today

sorry, i shouldn't take it out on you

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:54, archived)

Which regular are you then?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:58, archived)

in god's name

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)

No.

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:13, archived)

RAWRL!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:15, archived)

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)

hahaha

(Stoopid_Faaka, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:46, archived)

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)

Is that you?

You 'orrible man. You need a haircut, sir.

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)

Good lord no, this is the scary gun guy!

www.b3ta.com/links/190902

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:34, archived)

Good gracious!

I hope his mum has seen this!

(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:50, archived)

He's probably married to her!

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)

CFA-R

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

yeah, talk about whoops.

suprised the french have anything other than blanks tbh.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)

Fucking idiots!

Oh wait though,they were French so it's kinda OK.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:35, archived)

Les twats

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

* Fwaps

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

How many frenchman does it take to defend Paris

nobody knows its never been tried before

/lacist mode

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

arf

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

For sale:

One rifle - never been fired, only dropped once.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

You goofed, Doodle

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

bloody Cathars

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

astonishing, 17 rounds fired and they couldn't even kill a 3 year old

i don't understand how you can confuse blanks with real bullets, i didn't understand this when it was brandon lee and i don't get it now. i fired plenty of guns in my time and i would be pretty certain if i was loading live ammo or not.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

with brandon lee

the gun was used to fire a real shot before the scene, the bullet lodged in the barrel. Then when the blank rounds were used the force dislodged the bullet and it hit him.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

Could they have just used stage guns and sound effects?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

oh really?

how the shitting christ do you not notice a bullet lodging in the barrel? a piece of lead travelling at 700mph suddenly stopping in the barrel would make you aware of its presence. hmm....

why were the sequels so godawful? its not fair.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

They were using dummy rounds fashioned from real rounds.

it might be considered a bit of an error.
The round is not travelling at 700mph when it is fired, only once it leaves the chamber.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:51, archived)

surely they'd be some sign that bullet hadn't left the gun though

no muzzle flash or similar? still a tragedy one way or the other

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)

You would think so,

but they were not using blanks, just dummys (so a blank contains powder, but has no projectile, but a dummy is just an ignition cap) so there was absolutely nothing to go wrong, except, of course, that a round was squibbed in the barrel and even then it was bloody unlucky that it did the damage it did.

A round propelled by a cap would not be travelling much faster than you can throw it.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:56, archived)

worst luck... :(

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)

quite

they are piss poor aren't they. Have you seen the one with the kid who played john connor in t2, it's a giant pile of poops.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

is that 4? thats the only sequel i saw, had the chap from angel in it

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

yeah this had him in it

it was all about native americans and nonsense.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:57, archived)

they're French

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)

problem solved :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

I AM THE SOLDIER OF FORTUNE! Which French Stereotype Are You?

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)

*waits for tumbleweed*

My Site

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

This is superb.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

pac man is dead?

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

It's gonna be OK.

Just insert more credits.

Woo to Roodie too.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

its ok he was a sick bastad anyway

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)

hahahaha!

fucking druggie

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)

heh :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ok then

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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)

Yay!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:35, archived)

'nings all

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

that is lovely

woo

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

Oh MY oh my

wonderfully....rendered? Is that the word?

Picture is pretty. Mnnnmgng.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

made out of fat? like a candle?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Like Vanessa Feltz?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

YES

now where's the whick

*chases with flaming zippo

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

no I don't

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

Thankfully

NOTHING is like vanessa Feltz

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)

Except perhaps a large mound of pure lard.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)

with stubble

and folds

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)

*hurt*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

rendered was of course the correct term silly pants

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I have got quite silly pants on

they say 'ahoy there matey' on them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

*salutes

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

*stands to attention*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)

btw, this isn't what i meant

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)

'nings Cap'n

No 3D software was harmed in the process - all done with tattyshop. :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:24, archived)

I'm so fucking ignorant...

Whatever, it's bloody lovely. Have a gold star *sticks to nose*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

Yay!

*Goes cross-eyed looking at star*
I shall wear it with pride :D

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

wow

good work

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:31, archived)

what the hell? seriously?

sir, i am astonished. i always assumed you used one of them 3d programs, i am duely impressed

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)

Well, haaallo!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

mmm grass

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

Looks like something off of Spore

That new game...

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:19, archived)

I have been tempted

to download the spore creature creator - but I know I won't do any work at all if I do!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:25, archived)

That's ace.

Click!

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

Wow!

Now that some funky shit right there!

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

Dammit

now I want to be home playing about on spore-CC.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:23, archived)

Bluub!

Previously
hee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:07, archived)

Your fish has no nose!

/ac

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

how does he smell?

etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

like quim.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

bangin'

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:17, archived)

~~Like Lady bits?~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

hehe

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

Nicely.....

"Hello Mr Fish"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:08, archived)

He seems a lot happier

since he left Marillion. Woo.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

hahahaha! We're ALL happier . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

Hello!

*waves back*

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

hello fishy

*waves back*

from last night, for those who missed them

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/34966/1214774470/raven.gif

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/34966/1214764408/Poe.gif

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:10, archived)

"RAVE ON!"

*big fish, little fish, cardboard box...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:12, archived)

IT'S A CRAZY FEELING!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

nevermore.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:18, archived)

*waves*

Happy B3taday!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

thankyou, luvvy!

luvvy!Sorry I nilly missed yours . . .
ALL busty

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)

aaawk...happy day after b3taday!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)

*wave*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

*waves*

hello green fishy

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:20, archived)

hewooo

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)

'ning

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

YES!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:03, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:06, archived)

He seems quite

'Adamant' about that.

/coat

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:11, archived)

Now I'm the dandy highwayman

You're too scared to mention
I spend my CASH on looking FLASH
And grabbing your attention...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

The devil take your stereo

and your record collection
The way you look - you'll qualify
for next years old age pension!

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:21, archived)

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND AND DELIVEEEEEER

(ay-ay-ay)

Your money or your life *stamps* HUH

We are singing my second favourite song. First is Freebird (long version, of course)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:32, archived)

headbanger

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:36, archived)

qua qua fadiddly qua qua

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:50, archived)

*does the dance*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)

hahahaha!!!

offal pool!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

yaaay!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)

NING IVESB!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

RESURRECT PEEL NOW!

The whole world of music has gone to shit without him :(

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:50, archived)

haha

also 'ning all.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:56, archived)

Ohhhhh it's liver!

I thought it was poo to start with, and therefore a biting social commentary.

Well done :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)

you're not alone

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:44, archived)

Ning sir

and happy b3taday!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Haha - Poopool!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNTTTTIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!

alreet?
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

'lo nephew :)

*wipes indeterminate sticky stuff off cheek with spit-dampened tissue*

How are you dear boy?

I'm OK!

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

poopool is a lovely town

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:52, archived)

Pool turd?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

That's disgusting!

Can I turn it off?

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

no.

you must lick it.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

Great username!

Is there no way I can hide that picture, its making me feel sick. I hate raw meat.

(Cock Tuesday Cock Tuesday!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

you can ignore me

but why would you want to do that? I'm witty, handsome, and have my own shoes.
You'll just have to wait til it gets shoved down the page. (or pretent that it's a rocky outcrop that's a bit wet)

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Lets do this thing then

HappyToast music videos proudly present: "Androgynoel by FDA"

After a couple of months of squeezing it in to whatever free time I could find, the official music video for Federal Drug Administration's track "Androgynoel" is finished, signed off and live. You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM61C_vl2IA (apols for YouTube quality, if I can find a host for the hi-res version I'll upload it)

If you like this please forward it on to anyone and everyone who likes The Mighty Boosh and the band FDA, or who simply might like the music or the visuals (especially record company executives and people who might pay me to make their music video!)

This video was made for next to nothing as a favour to the band it hopefully shows what can be achieved when asking me to do something for no money with no time to allow. Imagine how good I could make things if I had time and budget!

Hope you liked it, and please forgive me for the spam.

Slightly better version here now www.vimeo.com/1256809

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

YESTOATS!

been looking forward to this!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Congrats!

I'll watch it now.

EDIT: That's fucking brilliant. You should be very very proud!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

thank you, I am a bit :)

but also very much aware of the bad bits, errors and how bad it looks on YouTube! :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Bah.

It's ace.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

the bad bit is a not great song

your work is tippidy top.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Woo!

ACE!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

happy b3taday!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

ta, matey

matey

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

happy b3taday sir

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Happy b3taday, you charming son of a gun!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Hoppy boater day!

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

happy candleday Sir!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

thanks!

Cayke all round!
I bought 60000 slices!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

I'll take 33432....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Happy B3taday Aunty Dave...

* Special ~~wanks~~ thanks to k3b/-\b for his help with my hat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

HAPPYB£TADAY

to you, are you b3ta knighted yet?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

'Course!

b3ta.com/board/5505404

Prod69 had a word with Liz . . .
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

sadly a redex, i shall have to imagines

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Another B3rthday?! that must be your 76th!

Happy B3rthday Mr lovely man, hope its fullof loveliness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

thanks!

SERIOUSLY brilliant video toasty!
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Happy b3tadaaaaaaaay!

*GLEEEBLAAAAAARBS*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Happy b3taday Dayve

What's 18 grand? Ta!

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

the average number of posts per year . . .

*smooshes*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Good grief Aunty Hat

That's quite a few. Well done :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Happy b3taday Dayve

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

MERRY B3TADAY!!

*hands over pressie bought with all thosae saved 50ps*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)

Awww!

bless you!

*spends on meths*
meths for all!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

Happy b3taday sir :D

Have some cheesecake

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

happy meaningless landmark day

:o)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)

I shall watch this tomorrow, when I shall have time once I get home...

(band practice tonight and youtube doesn't work here)

The static image looks good though, very exciting!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

yay just in time :)

ning

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

How many people here are going to the Festival?

I shall be, maybe I can finally meet some B3tans other than Mutster :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

Boosh festival? Not on your nelly

looked far too expensive for me. Plus I'm assuming the 'Peaches DJ Set' is Peaches Geldof and her much more useful friend, so I'd get chucked out for being morally obliged to beat her in the face with some sort of heavy goods vehicle. I'd only be going for Numan and Frankie Boyle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

No, its Peaches, as in the one that duetted with iggy Pop

and has marvellous videos involving ladies pubic hair

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Oh fuck, now I want to go.

But it's still too expensive. Plus (do forgive me for saying, all megaboosh fans) it feels a little as if they're starting to believe their own hype and are getting a bit lazy, certainly in terms of writing. Hmmm, but then I don't *know* know them, so I really could be proved awfully wrong. ALSO I've shelled out to go and see them in Brixton later in the year, that's enough dubloons for them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

agreed

the live show wasn't much cop.. they're getting a bit 'oh hey, we're famous, we can fuck about now'

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:04, archived)

is that the peaches who sings rude songs

that come up on your mp3 when neighbours are round for nice cup of tea?

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

I have yet to find out what constitutes a 'Chrissy behind'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

A bum that's only Pretending to be an arse?

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Oooooof!

Possibly a bum that keeps men in a shed against their will and bathes them.

*hug* morning, lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

*huggles*

Morning! :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

made of crystal?

glass arse maybe

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)

no, that would be Peaches

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peaches_(musician

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Yes, I know who that Peaches is

I was just unaware it was that one, especially considering how chummy Noel is with the 16 year old Geldofspawn, allegedly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

That's really rather blooming good.

Do me a video when I bring out my album - I will pay you in special tokens.

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

I'm tired of special tokens

I want someone to pay me proper tokens so taht I don't have to work on the video betwee the hours of 8-10 on week nights :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

Yeah.

Same here. Had I the (cold, hard cash) tokens, I would chuck some about for skillzord collaborators such as yourself.

One day, eh?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)

The wife's been paying himself in tiredness tokens

working on the comic during those hours (and more) for the past three years. You lads and your hopes and dreams....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

who's a clever little bunny then

nice one sir.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

That was awesome

and good to see as I've just signed up to produce a video for a local band, I'm shitting it......

:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)

Plimsolls - genius :)

I enjoyed both the song and the video - good stuff Toasty!

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Coo

that's a bit good!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

Well.

Aren't you a clever sod then? Well done. Have this spoon as a token of my admiration: --O

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

FREE HI-DEF HOSTING

www.vimeo.com/

Videos you have filmed/animated yourself in up to 720p format
Like youtube but far better

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

ahhhhh, I may sort that later, ta

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

720p?

Is that hi-def? Isn't standard def 702?
Gah! People are easily fooled these days.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

It's more a better compression I'm after

Despite following guides and doing the film in YouTube's preferred format it still got converted to a blurry mess :(

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)

If you do then remember to put yor stuff into one of the channels

such as the "everything animated" channel
www.vimeo.com/channel2981

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)

IT'S FOR A FUCKING GAME

/Teaboy

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

I neither know what

or who you're talking of.

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Heh.

Old news: dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/low+poly/
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)

good times, good times.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:59, archived)

Oh god I love Rik

I miss him on the board

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in vino veritas, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:09, archived)

I'm thinking about asking

permission to do a cover of his "Human Jeep" on my maybe-never-to-be-released album...

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:15, archived)

aaah remembers the day when he said I get paid 32k :)

what a tool he is.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:16, archived)

It's all relative

30 years ago 625 line TV was "high definition"
In 10 years time, 1920*1080 will be standard and 4800*3600 will be the new "high def"
Standards keep changing to sell more TV sets

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:01, archived)

Standard is 702 width-ways I believe.

HD is 720 height-ways.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:02, archived)

I like this!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

absolutely outstanding.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

I will watch in it in my imagination

as i cant get sound

but as i like the booosh i bet its all the aces

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The Tig and me, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Excellent stuff there.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

Yes.

WYHP

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

all of the awesome Mr Toast

Ban crap roads sign from pushing this off the board NOW!

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)

stunning

utter plimsolls

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

Whoop!

'nuff said :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

Wowzer

That's brilliant.

(tapeworm depressed beyond tablets, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:48, archived)

Marvellous

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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:57, archived)

I'll get the video in the newsletter on Friday

No one doesn't love Happy Toats,

but I spy an hi-cockolorum!

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)

damn the traffic for making me late and nearly missing this

ah the A13.

anyway i would like to say this is fab

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)

Yes!

just fucking Yes!

it's splendid, i saw that earlier and thought how fucking ace it is.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)

Yes. Everybody wants to look like Noel Fielding.

But nobody wants to be Noel Fielding.

Lovely video.

I'll have a video out myself in a few minutes HT. Keep an eye out.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)

I've been lookin forward to this, ooh it's lovely!

WOO FROM DA CRAZEE MOON!

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..wil, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)

awesomeness

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noddegamra needs more biscuits!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)

Wow!

just wow!

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 16:34, archived)

brilliant

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mongychops, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 19:37, archived)

This is wonderbra.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)

*repeated clicking*

Fucking superb.

(rpozz, Tue 1 Jul 2008, 20:16, archived)

Stolen joke I had to get out of my head

Shirley bindun.....

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:06, archived)

Pfffff

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:08, archived)

You mean "Pfaff"?

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:11, archived)

...?

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

www.pfaff.com/

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DogHorse plop, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

Hahaha

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

nooooooo!

www.pfaff.com

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Haha

You utter cunt!

I had my volume turned right up too!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

*victory sign*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

hey

That's the wrong way round!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

eh?

sign victory?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)

Hahah :D

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

haha nice one!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)

pfiff pfaff pfoff

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)

* Only has MSPaint (does anyone feel like making my hat transparent for me?)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:14, archived)

'Ning sir!

How's the you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

Kin Sorted - You?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

here

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Yay! Thank you Mr K3b/-\b!

I have now compo'd it!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

Yay!

teamwork!
buzzword!
*fwaps*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)

^ That ^

is what it is all about!

*joins in fwap fest*

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)

Did you know . . .

you can make things transparent in powerpoint?

no SERIOUSLY! Insert the gif with a background colour that doesn't appear in the actual pic and make that colour transparent then save it
s'true!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Thank you...

www.b3ta.com/board/8513978

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:33, archived)

Good grief...

Good morrow, fair gentlebitches and ladywankers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)

'Ning Cap'n :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

*doffs tricorner*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

'ning gentlebitch!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)

Ladywanker, thank you very much.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:21, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:31, archived)

'ning a tu et á tout

how goes m'lady?

Missed you all thurs and fri, had nasty lurgies. May have posted once or twice but was feverish so should probably be ignored.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:22, archived)

Your lurgy got worse? Poor lovely.

How are you feeling now?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

just coughing it all up

feeling much better

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)

Oh I'm glad, aw, poor little poppet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)

was ok.

Did some mooching about the house. Got some medals on battlefield 2, you know, cool stuff for cool cats.

Good weekend?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)

In this order:

Good gig
Pished
Hangover
Frikadellen
mates come round
watch Juno again
now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)

you played good gig or saw one?

Frikadellen?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:39, archived)

Saw one, my partner's dad with Dave Cattermole and his band

(google, there's got to be some online somewhere)

Frikadellen, sort of herby pork meatcake things. Repeat on you for about a week.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:40, archived)

sounds nommy.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:46, archived)

They are, but then the next week is a bit bokeworthy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:51, archived)

dear me

'ning b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)

Sorry!

& 'ning!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)

Dear you indeed

ningles Mr Nibes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)

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