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# hi all i need help
[Spam deleted]
(gunfaduklj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# So er...got any lesbians?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# he's the ruler off the lesbian kingdom
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# i assume rob's getting some kind of advertising revenue off this
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# he gets lots of lesbians by mail every month
cr3 gets the men
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Jump out of the window
that should do the trick
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# You do need help
You need protection
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# 1) Links is right a bit
2)If you've got all those lesbians, you don't need help, you need an extra large tub of lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# with all those lesbians
I don't think he'll need lubricant, I think he'll need a snorkel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Quick question.
Do you enjoy a bit of forensic gardening?

Just a hunch. ;OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# is it something that lesbians do?
if only it was on the list
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I don't see any lesbians having a kazoo dance off
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Valid point
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I was hoping for
lesbians shopping for a new tea-pot.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# lesbians operating complicated automated card folding machinery is always good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I know! CARDBOARD!
phwoar! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *something witty about inserting flap a into slot b*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# there is such a thing
as too much of a good thing, you know
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# lesbian macaws much?

and there are no lesbians in hebden bridge...
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I was really hoping for a troll free day.... oh well,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Awwww!
Never mind, it is all good fun :D If only for Discomeats's responses :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# where all the men at?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# lesbian replies only please
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ok
LESBIANS ON CRACK SNORTING CRUSHED UP BONES POWDER

;D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# MONGO NEED HELP
PLEASE, THINK OF THE MONGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Down Mongo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# God I hate
Feminist poetry.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# no lesbian midgets?
quite disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# fuck, and I'd been using Google all this time
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Needs more lemsbeans
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# the man on the left has pointy nips
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# and big moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# vigorous throbbing lesbian man boobs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# I never knew lesbians did so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# sorry i don't eat fish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)
# With all this lesbians
you're really spoiling us
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# FUCK RIGHT OFF
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I just clicked one of those
it had porn on it.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# OH HAI
I'm looking for lesbians, can you help me?
Oh!

O_O

AWESOME!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)
# I know
that I too am new here, but can I start calling people like this dicks yet?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Lesbians don't have dicks
silly...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Take your pick America!


Optimized and together at last.
No more american political posts I promise!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Well this is lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)
# at least Osama is alive
and living at the Regency Hotel in Brighton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# It's true. I bought a pipe from him for 20 shekels last week
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# he's got a blog, too
DAY ONE

today ive put up a poster of WILLY NELSON in my cave thanks to the speshal red cross parsel i found in the mounterns

DAY TOO

my male order IN-CAVE DIALLERSIS MASHINE arrived from EEBAY it is grate and shiny i will give good feedback a plus plus recomended then i will plug it in and away we go next i want to get GEE TEE AY SAM ANDREAS to run on it

DAY THREE

poo my cave has NO SOKETS so i cant plug it in

DAY FORE

feel a bit kweesy today have had to resort to FISHER PRISE PULL-ALONG DIALLERSIS MACHINE now i will have a lie down and think about CARREL VORDEMAN and her det consolerdashun lones

DAY FIVE

americkerns bommed outside but missed agane but now there is another hole i will keep my peas in it innit

DAY SICKS

have found out LORD LUKERN is living in next cave so i wil go round for tea tomorow and ask who done his SOKETS

DAY SEVEN

went round LORD LUKERNS to wotch telly i am very poplier on AL BBC WAHED then i watched the WOLD CUP if i was in the WOLD CUP id carry the borl on my turban and shoot anyone who got near

DAY ATE

LORD LUKERNS got SATERLITE BROADBEAN instorled the git

DAY NINE

went round LORD LUKERNS to play WOLD OF WARTCRAFT i am a levl 96 ninja i have a speshal bat its got +75% damidge agenst TROLS

DAY TEN

have moved into LORD LUKERNS cave cos hes gone mising agen i hope he doesnt come back cos hes got loads of grovy stuff like the SONNY PEE ESS THREE but theres a weerd box in the back cave with SHERGARS HAY ritten on it i dunno wot that is

DAY ELEVEN

woke up and found it was all a dream like BOBY EWING and in fact i am still in my presidenshal sweet at the COPTHORN in WOKINGERM where i have been hiding for the parst five yeers

DAY NINTEY FORE

nobody done a coment on my blog so i deleeted it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *buys rights to the book*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I didn't know he was dyslexic
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# he struggled with all that CIA training
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# CAI Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ha ha
peas in it innit
(I helped save b3ta! skivesagain is now no longer in Australia., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# lol
there are no other words for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# O_o
strange lord lucan mind pissage.

also, pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# hahahahhaaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# bwahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# This is epic and fantastic

*votes for popular page*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# simply
marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# *cackles*
Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# Hussein is alive as well
he's locked in a cell with Elvis and Lord Lucan.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# this is
fantastic. Clickity click.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# regurgitated
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I still say McCain with hair looks like Shatner.
Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# what do you mean? he has a full head of hair!
wait *looks closely*

It's a comb-over?!?!?!?!!

MCCAIN'S A BIG FAT PHONEY!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# If he's lying about his hair, what else is he lying about
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# his legs!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# You don't think he's got Sheep legs do you?!


*watched Black Sheep at the weekend*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# no
I think more reptilian than sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# it's a nice animation technique.
but i got quickly bored of the "Obama sounds like Osama and he has dark skin, lol" shit about a year ago.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# nicely animeratedised!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# ooo, slick!
that's a job well done.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Nicely done
and much better than your previous posts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Ningles b3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# But....But....But...
Ben's not still in the top one!

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# It's not him that's moving
it's everything else.

Ningles la jolie Joliet, and you lot as well. I made a picture for today, but it shall wait until later as damn it, it took me AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# damn everything else! *shakes fist*
Ningles Captain. Is all well on the good ship Wow?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# I'm tired and my coffee mug runneth dry
but essentially all systems are operating to at least 70% of capacity, which is good for just gone half nine.

What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I'm tired and my tea mug runneth dry
but I don't want to get up and make another one because I will have to make one for the boss as well and he works all the way across the other end of the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Oh sod him. I'd stay there if I were you.
Email him and say if he doesn't make tea immediately you'll say he touched you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaha!
It's a good job I didn't have any tea when I read that otherwise it would now be decorating my monitor!

He's nipped out for a fag. I might go and quickly make myself one now

*stealths*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *hums mission impossible*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# remember to dissipate any tea fumes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# DAH DAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Job done! *sips* Ahhhhhh!

Just have to do it all over again in 10 minutes when this cuppa runs out.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# what happens later?
does b3ta get better after lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Well it's the only thing I've got
see, posting an image on the board is like making love to a beautiful woman. First you've got to tickle it's pulsating underbelly with your horangulator, then gently massage it's throbbing iPolyps, and only then can you screamingly ejaculate hot spurts of creamy images all over her whorish face, the little slut.

Edit: Bloody last time I waste time on a post for YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# *fwaps*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# *proof-reads*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Now there's an unexpected reaction.
Or is this some new debauchery?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# I haven't got any pants on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *calls the Pentagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:52, archived)
# ah, I knew I'd left them somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# The idea of you
skipping gayly about the planet, tossing your knickers behind you with a big smile is quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sorry
I didn't see it.

Believe me, it's not a wasted post, if this precome is anything to go by...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Err...
...well he's quite still ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ningles ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Ningles Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Alright Dave


in more ways than one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Hahhahahah, time for a spanging!
Ben Stiller is one of those "actors" I really find annoying...

'nings X!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Mornin'...
Stevie ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# hee
he looks like Gianfranco Zola after a forceps birth
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# NEW WATCHMEN FOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GUmgQHvqqc&fmt=18

so awesome, it can't be this good surely?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# *grumps*
Can't see it. Morning Toasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# ning missy
is it a blanket youtube ban or movie clips of all kinds?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Anything that runs on the newer versions of flash, I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# ahh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# *ejaculates*
edit: blimey, this film might not be so bad after all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I'm having to avoid all new trailers and footage so as not to get my hopes up....
...if I can convince myself it will be crap, hopefully when I finaly see it, I'll love it...

Blimey, what a complicated little psychological world I live in :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# haha
my mate did that with the Phantom Menace, he still wanted to murder George Lucas after he saw it
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# in theory the watchmen adaptation shouldn't be subject to the same stupid misconceptions
that a kids film you watched as a kid would be as good as a kids film you watched as an adult
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *invokes the Tim Bisley / Bilbo Bagshot argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# The tim bisley argument is based on the fact that Simon Pegg stupidly spent £2000 flying to New York to see it
So because the family film he went to see wasn't worth the £2000 admission (and what film is?) the film was therefore rubbish and owed him something - which he claimed in slagging it off.

I like Mr Pegg, but his spreading of bile and hate over Phantom Menace is ridiculous and due to his own stupidity entirely.

I also blame this reaction for why the next 2 were stupidly "adult" and boring in an attempt to appease the grown up fans.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# yeah I heard that story
it was rather silly of him.. But I still enjoy watching Star Wars these days, it's a genuinely good film in a way that TPM clearly isnt.

meh, my 2p :)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# it's all lost on me
unless Henry Fonda's in it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# That looks good
even with no sound
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Bloody hell, there's a lot of slow mo
This film's going to be four hours long at that rate!

It does look good. But so did League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# whooohooo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Barrel.
Barrel-scraper.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# i don't know what they see in her myself
(Knutsack, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# There are some great faces in there!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# You been at the silly sauce again?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# mmmmm
silly sauce......
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Now in 63 different flavours!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I like
Forensic Gardening Flavour
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# urgh!!
the first one is terrifying!!
eh?
her real face?!
*faints
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:06, archived)
# hahaha, a little faster and it'll be like Martin Short's face changing scenes in InnerSpace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)
# splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# :D
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# *loves*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# There can never be enough shops...


...of this cunt hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)
# It looks like the sight of her boobage has finally driven Mccain
into that fatal grand mal seizure...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)
# those are some nice bewbees
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I have seen all those faces
In Transport Tycoon



'NING board!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# 'ningles mrs!
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Suffering from muffin overdose
But I'll recover!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# 'nings MrsT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'Lo original!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# ning!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)
# Ningpistol?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# It's my
mighty blunderbuss of abbreviated-good-morning-greeting!

All that see it fear its badly drawn crapness.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Woo for use of the word blunderbuss
It is a word we don't hear enough
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# hear hear!
I will see how many times I can slip it into casual conversation today
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# ah raffles
I sent you an email
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i knows
i readed it and replied via the wonderous medium of 'gaz'...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# My cock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Is that why she's making those faces?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:24, archived)
[challenge entry] davy and goliath


original here
www.gardenofpraise.com/images/golia2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jimocles I post therefore it is, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# nice!
haha!
i like the orginal, with the stone getting him right on the noggin!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)
# Cheers
now I feel vindicated, when the missus asks what does a 35yr old need all these toys for anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimocles I post therefore it is, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# meh
i'm 28 and i have an impressive star wars lego collection.
the wife just kind of dies inside when i buy a new set...
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# cool
live the dream I say
(I helped save b3ta! Jimocles I post therefore it is, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:54, archived)
# you're the boss!
*runs to toys 'r' us*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:58, archived)
# loving the hula homer
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Nice!
Goliath is smaller in real life!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
# it's perspective
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# hahhaa, nicely :D
'ningles to the whole /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:56, archived)
# 'nings the!
how art thou today?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# aside from having to put up with the sheer crapness of London Midland trains, not too bad,
:D 'nings Iv
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# i'll be moving from buses to one hospital to trains to another when i start my new job!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# be afraid... Be VERY afraid :D
TBH it's not that bad most of the time...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)
# i'll bring the old heavy cavalry sword for the bad days.
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# ningles
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# I really think we have done some damage to the almighty internet beast called google....
should it be changing it's results THAT much?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:07, archived)
# ah yes
I see you're going for the authenticity of Goliath getting stoned
(pdjpdj, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# Monster Month - 22nd October - Vampire


Send me some suggestions for the final week of monster month, or chose the subject for next month
(PagettyPol something something something, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# harold ramis doesn't have the strength to puncture my skin.
i'd still like a triffid.

next month: telephones from other planets.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Telephones from other planets!!! YES
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)
# Sadistic Nursing Home Robots
SNHS
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:58, archived)
# Cyborg fluff
The ferretron, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)
# hahahaha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:24, archived)
# PlumbersPornArder?
What filth is this?
(Jokel, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# morrissey?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:15, archived)
# It looks like Elvis Costello
being attacked by the smoke from Lost
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:26, archived)
# :D
mindwee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# the wee beastie from cloverfield
and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:47, archived)
# elvis costello
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Elvis Costello?
Woo & 'nings
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Well fuck my hat, it's TV's The Golden Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# I DID A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR
I DID IT ONCE, BUT NOT TWICE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
# I DID NOT DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR BEA ARTHUR A SECOND TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# I did it once, just now.
I shan't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# NO SIRREE. NO I WILL NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH BEA ARTHUR.
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A PLANE
I WILL NOT DO IT ON A TRAIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# I WILL NEVER GIS AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# GIVE IT A DAY OR SO, YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE GIS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I'M ALREADY BACK
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE BEA?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# I wish my girlfriend had Bea's voice.
This is a metaphorical girlfriend, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# and her pendulous breasts.
metaphorical breasts, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)
# My metaphorical girlfriend cheated on me
and laced my tea with a diuretic. I tried to persuade her one last time to change but I had to keep stopping to go to the bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# use a jar, they're fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)
# IRONICALLY SHE WAS SEEING A COFFEE MERCHANT BEHIND MY BACK.
WHICH KIND OF EXPLAINED HER NEW COFFEE AROMA, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, AND IRRITABILITY.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ironic irony, man.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)
#
baltimore.craigslist.org/mis/886875443.html
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)
# TAKE THIS... THING... BACK TO BALTIMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:23, archived)
# muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Not even with McNulty's
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# I imagine sex with Bea Arthur would be like putting your penis in a bunch of baby octopus tenacles wrapped up in a large handful of newspaper
with a strange erotic (but not arousing) buzzing sound emitting from a pile of barber shop shavings just out of view, beyond a tangled mass of sheets falling off the edge of the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:12, archived)
# and you imagine this frequently.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# It is now the time of night where the free wireless internet my city provides for me actually works and I have been able to view your video
1. It is quite beautiful.
2. I am curious as to why:
a. you knew that the jar would hold all your urine.
b. you have a jar for putting your urine into.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# The average human bladder can hold 500ml-750ml
so that one should have been fairly easy

I can't answer part b of your question, but you weren't asking me anyway.

I HOPE YOU LIKED MY TEN CENTS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:11, archived)
# Hey, I just watched that again
That's one of those reusable jars isn't it?

Have you re-used it yet?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# SEE BELOW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# AWW HELL NAW
Does it really get that cold in Canadia that sleeping with a jar full of piss next to you is a better option than just walking down the hallway?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# no, it's a sleep thing.
if i have to manouever stairs or obstacle courses to piss in the middle of a sleep, i'll wake up. i hate that, particularly because i am an insomniac. here i have no problem, as the toilet is close by. when i housesit for my ex, his toilet is up a flight of stairs and his kitchen sink (we all use that, yes) is well away from the bedroom.

at my old place, before this apartment, i had a window at just the right height.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)
# hurrah for free access to nonsense!
1. thanks, it wasn't meant to be beautiful, but i decluttered to focus attention.
2a. i thought it would not hold all of it, so i cut myself off midstream when the statuette began to swirl in what i thought was an amusing manner. i thought it would be silly to restart at that point.
2b. i have lots of empty jars - this one held turmeric root up until a couple of days ago. i dropped it and broke the lip and lid a little, getting glass shards in the rubber sealant ring, so it's no longer good for storing food. it works with wee just fine, though.
2b2. my toilet is just a short walk from my bed - when i live/stay in places where stairs are involved, i night-piss into a handy jug or jar.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# A LIKELY STORY
A COMPLETELY SENSIBLE AND BELIEVABLE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:27, archived)
# I think it would be more like fucking an old man who just so happens to have a vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# you just reminded me of john hughes.
my vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:22, archived)
# nicely minimalist
in the vein of Matisse. I like this a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# "Where did you get that hat from?"
"Ma deah, in pulaht societeh we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
"Okay, where did you get that hat from, bitch?"
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)
# puddin taint!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# ooh!
one of them was from my hometown! I'M A FUCKING STAR
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# next on mythbusters: were the golden girls really made of gold?
quick, beret-guy, kick them all in the smelter!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# "a swift kick in the smelter"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# "I think she pissed her pants"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# how? she has no nose!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# Most disappointing episode ever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:06, archived)
# maybe for you.
i liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:22, archived)
# I may have mentioned this before
 
but I did have kind of a crush on Bea Arthur when that show was on.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# zomg gerontophile.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# I WAS ONLY NINE OR TEN OKAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:33, archived)
# ner ner ner i bot a pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ew. gross. how?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I do recall this conversation
That's probably what led me to search for her on google.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# i like the golden girls.
i watch it sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)
# Hehe
Nice, sorry about the mess in your hat though!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ompo entry i made and put on youtube.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK. edit: now with added music to enhance your viewing pleasure.

for de-ris porpoises, click here.

and to stave off people who hate posts sans pics (and to give a hint):
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# SRS BUNRAB IS SRS.
i like taking the piss out of art.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# are you waiting for someone to follow that up with a painfully obvious response?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# sure. do it!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# "aren't you putting the piss into the art" et. al.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# no, it's just a jar.
it only becomes art when i piss into it. my fluids are transformative.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# "_"...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Hahaha
postbear, the man who puts the sub in transubstantiation
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# i put the sub wherever i think he belongs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:58, archived)
# you like taking a piss on art?...
...(weak stream and color...you may have kidney stones)... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# heh, just bad colour balance. it's nice and yellow in person.
also a bit thick, more a gel than a liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)
# noice!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# *boke*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# what does 'boke' mean? i always wondered.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# it's the sound of retching
that singular movement where your peristalsis reverses and you feel like you'll throw up; you might not, but you're grossed out enough that you could.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)
# can you demonstrate on video?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# no, but you can just put your finger as far back in your throat as it possibly can
you'll get the idea soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i gave my gag reflex up for lent.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# OH HEY. AWESOME PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# you want it, you filthy peeg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:14, archived)
# hahahahaaahahah
fuckiningggggggggggg aaaaawwwwwwwesome.


i've actually been a fan of that photo ever sense i heard of it about two weeks ago.

i love this, i love this.


also a very big compliment to your steady stream of urine.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:19, archived)
# yay! thanks!
i laughed like an abortionist at the miss teen utah pageant when i thought of it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# im actually really suprised i didnt think of it myself
i probably wouldn't have used the video medium. and by the way, do you really think pee is nsfw? i mean like shit i can understand as being to offensive for work, but pee? whatever. pee is okay in my books.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# i had no idea but i decided to play it safe.
i figure 'nsfw' should just be assumed with me anyway, but i guess i put that so people who were eating or know they are sensitive to certain things could wait and see what comments were made before clicking. also, if a boss was nearby, they might want to avoid wizzfest even though it's not, in my opinion (and yours) obscene.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# I guess the questions is "will it get you fired" versus "will it lead to an awkward conversation".
Pretty much anything worth looking at on the internet will lead to an awkward conversation if you ask me.

That being said, I'm glad I didn't open that at work. There's a meeting room behind me and fuck knows who could be in there sometimes. Like you say, I do have the benefit of knowing that your posts don't take anyone's fragile sensibilities into account but a casual onlooker might not have that information.

THATS ONE NSFW BOX WELL TICKED, POSTBEAR

KEEP ON POSTIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# good logic there gronkpan.
"will it lead to an awkward conversation?" assesses it most accurately.

also, anything with music or sounds and such should be considered 'unsafe' for a lot of people. silent web-wandering if people can't see your screen probably won't alert anyone to the fact you're not working, but music clues people in.

also, the available musical accompaniment on youtube (without uploading my own) is lacking all religious music. that's what i was going to add, and i had to settle for the muck that seemed to work anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# Haha
now mold your head out of your own blood
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)
# fuck yeah. ClotCostumes InCorporated.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# i wanna watch...
...:)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# Found it
www.theartnewspaper.com/article.asp?id=16226
I couldn't remember the guy's name.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:28, archived)
# i like that, always have.
when i worked at the AIDS network full time, i had a room-mate who was poz and we'd mix his blood in with paint to work with. he was a pretty good freak (rip alex, i should post about him sometime).
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:30, archived)
# that sounds like a simular idea a sick friend of mine had.
wow. rad.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# he would have been a terror in here, i think.
asian drag queen prostitute, super guy, brilliant and fun and self-destructive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# damn, the compo doesnt last long enough for me to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# recruit from the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# they'll donate wether they want to or not.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# i changed my mind...
...c'ya.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:32, archived)
# 'night-night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)
# just you wait....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)
# christ on a segway!
that's bloody ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
# why, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# PISS WILD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:02, archived)
# LIVE 'STREAMING' VIDEO, HAHA, GET IT? LOL.
also, i thought this might exist: www.jewtube.com/
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# I'm happy to know that http://www.pootube.com/ is just a placeholder site
for a split second there when it said "web site found, waitng for reply" I got a bit scared.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:09, archived)
# don't bother with gluetube, it's very disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# This is spectacular.
I take it you've eaten a big hunk of beetroot recently?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# why yes, i did have some pickled beets today.
thanks! it's picking up lots of views on youtube somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# It's short enough to be worth more than one play.
I BET YOU HEAR THAT ALL THE TIME AMIRITELOLOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# *cries*
it was tempting to put my knob in the shot, but i resisted. this way if i get a lot of complaints on youtube i can deny everything and say 'it's liquid being poured in a jar, not anything obscene'.

cagey me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# Hahaha cool
*awards gold star*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:23, archived)
# you j3rk, this is just a yellow star!
thank you, kind sir.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:25, archived)
# Well, the golden shower wasn't real gold either
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:41, archived)
# dang, I was thinking of doing it myself
but I do not own a crucifix or anything similar :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)
# Haha!
Nice one mate! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)
# What would make that doubly impressive...
...would be if you were a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I painstakingly
created this reproduction using legs, fangs, eyes, a chitin cuticle, and a cephalothorax and abdomen joined by a small, cylindrical pedicel. And a large building containing works of art.

Actually I was just passing by and saw this sheepeater in my hallway tonight. It's almost a gallery ok two pictures in the background...

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I am worried that this is what was making the gnawing sound in my bedroom that kept me awake last night. This is how big it is :(
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# oh come on. that little thing wouldn't hurt a fly.
*fails to consider irony*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# WHAT A FUNNY LOOKING CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# cute.
 
I saw a big old black spider about that size crawling down my doorframe last night.
Having verified she wasn't a cockroach, I let her go about her business
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i removed a very large white tail from my bedroom this morning
don't need one of them kipping in my underwear
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# how does that fit in the challenge again?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# "THERE'S PROBABLY NO GOD"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# just wondering...
...(=???????)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# innocent?
no such thing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:03, archived)
# Well it's a large spider
at a tenuous gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:10, archived)
# big enough to wear out in public and cause terrors.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:57, archived)
# I was laid in my bed once after being there for about 3 hours and became aware of a sound not unlike a carrier bag settling,
after about 20 minutes of listening to this 'settling' I went to look and found a similar looking face hugger in my bedroom bin (which I line with plastic bags).

I suddenly felt the need to take out the trash at 4 am...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)
# I quite like spiders
and have been known to catch and relocate them when they are in danger of being squashed.
But I do worry that they will crawl in my mouth when I am asleep or sneezing.

On one memorable occasion I got out of the bath and grabbed a nice warm towel from the radiator to discover a moment later that my nekkid vulnerable body was sharing it with a large and startled spider. It made me scream like a girl (which is ok, because I am a girl) and do that "GET IT OFF ME!" spakker dance for long after it had dropped to floor and fled.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 16:01, archived)
# spiders are evil and know exactly what they are doing...
I was once playing video games in darkness. Doom3, if I recall.

There's this one bit where you have to slowly advance down a corridor, taking out these giant spiders that scuttle out of vents and hatches to attack you.

At that very moment, a little spider chose to lower itself via little spider thread, down from the light fitting directly into my line of sight.

I kind of freaked a bit, which I'm sure is exactly what it was trying to achieve.
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# THIS IS A DRAWING THREAD.
DRAW WHATEVER THE SHIT YOU WANT. BUT MAKE SURE IT'S DRAWN. DRAWD. DRAW.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ARE YOU CALLING ME A JERK? I WILL BAN YOU SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# you are not a jerk
you are ttssattsr
ddraw more kittens
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# IM GOING TO BED NOW
I WANT TO SEE KITTENS (or SkUGosaurueses!) WHEN I WAKE UP! (ON THE /BOARD THAT IS!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I MIGHT DRAW SOMETHING. I MIGHT NOT. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.
NIGHT SKUGLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# They will be delivered to your home
Kittens and SkUGOSaUrii -- real live ones!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# so he's got an ass on top and bum in front?
rather disingenuous if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# it was drawd with a computer, my hands were steering it
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I feel this picture being imprinted in my mind. I bet a month or so from now I'll be all like. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT PICTURE?"
This will be the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# ALIEUMS!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# Fuuuuck. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# woooah.
i want to see you draw more pictures like this.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# Here is a thing like that.
It's pissduke flavour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# hulkmessles.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# FUCK YEAH, MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# yiff yiff blaarrrrggghhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I'm desperately trying to think of something clever and witty to say
so I'll stop thinking just say that I like these 2 pictures very very very much. They seem to sum up my existence.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:04, archived)
# not mine, but I LOL'ed
img508.imageshack.us/img508/875/punchmachineresizexv7.gif
It is indeed SFW
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)
# THIS IS HOW CARS WORK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# He's like the catcher in the rye
only he drives a train and has a boxing glove on an extending arm.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# :D...
... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# NO
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# have fun in life?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# Also
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# very John Kricfalusi
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Random :)
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT B3TA.COM/RANDOM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# II. techn.
5. Gunnery. The range of a piece of ordnance; properly, long or full range obtained by elevating the muzzle of the piece; hence, the degree of elevation given to a gun, and spec. that which gives the utmost range (45°). Obs.
b. Phr. at random, at any range other than point-blank. Obs.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I HAVE DRAWN A CAT WITH LOTS OF LEGS.
IT'S YOUR TURN. DO IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# she's not biting
SHE'S NOT TAKING THE BAIT. SHIT. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I'M GONNA GO AND FLIRT ON YOUTUBE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# I'M GONNA GO TOOLING FOR ANUS ON GODTUBE.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# nightprowler...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Aw. A kitty. How did you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# how did you manage to make that the most adorable, awww-inspiring thing ever?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# CAT.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# DOG
...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# :-O
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:12, archived)
# :D...
...:/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:17, archived)
# @@@@@:-)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# ...i have so many... hard to choose...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# That's far too awesome. Got it in mega large size?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# ...no...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# I DRAW CONCLUSIONS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# DRAW ME A BATH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# GO ON THEN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# HERE IT IS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I'M READY. HIT ME WITH IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# OK STAY READY FOR A SECOND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WITH MY LARGE BALLS WARMING YOUR BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:40, archived)
# interesting expression...
...haa haa!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# "WHOA!"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I like your new paint stuff it is a fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# ta, sir
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# I can't draw. So have this instead.
The best fucking radio show on the planet. It's a crazy old Greek guy who plays actual punk.

whrb.org/streams/whrb2.m3u
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# RADIO ISN'T A PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# IT"S A SOUND PICTURE.
Waaaaaaahhhhh! Someday I'll learn how to draws.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# My very first picture.
It's Gumby taking a shit. I'm sort of proud. Not really.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:55, archived)
# Oh fuck yeaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)
# :)
ART!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# i drawded this a while ago.
squerf.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Mini-Craigslist Saga


My friend's mother posted this:
philadelphia.craigslist.org/stp/887097420.html

I responded thusly:

Miss,

I am very ready to be the man for your job. I am perhaps extremely uniquely qualified. You see: I have, since adelesense, had the unique ability to raise my body temperature extremely high. It's kind of wierd. But ever since I was a little boy I have had this ability and some times it has been beyod my control. Sometimes I would be sitting in class in the winter, sometimes I would ever be just sitting in my underwear on our living room floor, in the dead of winter, in my house which was never heated properly because my mother was a meth addict, and for some reason I would get extremely hot. I would just burn up. It was agony. Just fire all over my body. One of my mother's boyfriends once put a wet towel around my neck to cool me down and steam began to rize from it. In two seconds it was dry. It became kind of a game for my mother and her freinds. They would notice me sitting in the corner, being quiet and tense, my face turn a tomatoe shade of red and they would laugh and dip a dish towel in the sink and place it over my neck and watch the steam rise. At the time it was a way of bring some humor to extreme poverty and misfortune but now, as an adult, a property manager, and an actor it serves me very poorly. I was once in a love scene with an actress and she had to stop because my body was so hot against hers and my red face and bulging white eyes were making her uncomfortable.

So you see, miss, my life is full of saddness* but now your ad has come along and we belong together! You will be amazed by what I can do with it! I am also crazy in bed. I don't no if that is your intention with this ad, but let me tell you, I am very good. I am very attentive to your needs. I have a very large nut sack. It's much more useful than first appears. You will be suprised. But I am also just willing to do this for the money.

I promise I am D&D free. You can even ask my parole officer for paperwork relating to my latest drug testing results.

I thank you madam, for your time and look forward to working with you in the future!

Love,
Hank

*My mother was a prostitute. She was not a very attractive woman either so you can guess what acts she had to specialize in to get her money.



They figured it out pretty much instantly. Oh well.

Also, my name is actually Alex, so I wasn't giving away anything with the signature.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i am uneducated on the craighstslit
what is this please?
i like the pipzza box and elmo is aasad mupet from seasmesn street :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# it's where trashy people go to find NSA hookups with other trashy people
Trashy people like Alfa Yankee, who met his boyfriend (and his boyfriend's husband) on CL.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# what is NSA?
who is alfa yankee? and what is CL and where is my cake? have you seen the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# No Strings Attached
Dunno, Dunno, Dunno, I ATED IT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# you ate the moon?
did it taste of chocoalates rain?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# ALL I KNOW IS THAT ITS NOT CHEESE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# that would explain
i forgot what i was going to type
instead i shall fall asleep
good morrow fine b3taians
may your day be full as the we are the lemon's moon shapped bellyingtons!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# holy shit nuggets
its 2am - wtf? when did that happen? and I can't find the moon tonight :( wheere is the moon?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I SAWD TH' MOONS BUT I ATED IT :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# Genius!:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
#
www.marriedtothesea.com/100708/craigs-list.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# craigslist is where i live.
it is a funplace.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I can't see the ad because craigslist is blocked here
But please tell me that you can work in that you are able to cook an egg with your collarbone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# I shall copythepaste
Reply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-10-20, 9:48PM EDT


Male body needed to warm up my bed. I have tried automating this job but the electric blankets just don't perform the same as a real person. I guess there are some jobs that can't be done by good electronics. Therefore:

Seasonal part time job available for qualified individual. Looking to fill this position quickly.
Clean, comfortable, friendly workplace with lcd tv and cable.
Salary based on experience and looks, but I am willing to train the right person.
Hours are somewhat flexible but you must have the job complete before I get into bed.
Possibility for overtime on holidays and weekends. Full time hours available to chefs and/or housekeepers.
Smokers, snorers, droolers and those with digestive issues need not apply.
Proper attire is required but I am willing to consider dress down Fridays.
Must not be allergic to cats or children.
Interested applicants can forward a resume, references and please include several photos and average external body temperature. Interviews will be scheduled in the evenings.




* Location: my house
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 887097420
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# nah, already been rumbled
I have been challenged to make an even more ridiculous craigslist ad, however.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# that did my heart good
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# "Hours are somewhat flexible but you must have the job complete before I get into bed. "
Kind of took the wind out of your sails before you even left shore.
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# If she calls your bluff and asks for a photo
you'll have to set fire to your face :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# With actaul fire.
Not that fakey fake fire in a can stuff, but real actual burn your face to a crisp fire.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I forgot to mention I sent a picture of snaxeballs with his butt out
I'd find the original snaxeballs fiasco for you but I'm on free city wireless right now and it took about two hours just for this thread to load for me.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# hohoho
the sentence that begins "I have tried automating this job..." doesn't end with the bizarre sex toy I had anticipated.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# You can tell how progressive a city is
... by the 'passibility' of the cross dressers in craigslist causal encounter ads
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Hmm
Farting under sheets should work.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# 'dutch ovens' are forbidden
According to the ad, those with digestive issues need not apply
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# haha
cracking attempt
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# next time send her a pic of me or freebase or some other freak.
nice crgslstng.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Shopping:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Naw. It'll shit everywhere. You'll have to give it a house and shit. And feed it shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
#  
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# :D
cyan is an appropriate choice of colour for lineart
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# No so good for elephants, I fear
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# it might work for cats, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I like his little tooth best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# AGREED NUMBER TWO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# it's the most overdone thing i do
aside from LITTLE HAIRTUFT ON TOP OF HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# wups these ones arent cyan
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# you'll never eat it all before it goes off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Nite Smash
I'm off an all, ta ta b3 ta
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# dammit now im hungry
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

COME ON B3TA WTF HAS HAPPEN TO THE GAYSHIFT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# ah no what are u doing u greb
i cant even tell who u r anymor
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I AM A FLICKERY SHADOW MAN.
*FLICK FLICK FLICKERY FLICKER*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# THEY'RE ALL HANGING FROM A MOBILE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# aint we all jus' hangin' from a mobile?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# ah ain't not never been hangin' from a goshdarned mobile, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# whoah, man
that's like, totally deep
*grooves*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Yeah, totally deep....
IN YOUR WIFE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i have a wife?
that must be why i can't get a husband!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# That and the fact you're a harridan.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# you are wrong
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# CHURCHMOBILE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Hanging, yes


/obligatory brandow
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# duck tape is not a mobile
you are brandow
/aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# And tonite on "Lemon Does..."
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I TRIED BUT THERE WERE TOO MANY CLAWS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# YOU CAN'T BE ROUGH WITH A KITTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# anything's possible with rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I dont have enough hummus tonight for orginallity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# do a SkUGosaurs :D
Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# furry fucker!
she has the rabbit ears of a cat!
lol cartoon boobs
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# We are the lemon, your next impression should be JollyJack
Also known as Philip "Titty Hamster" M. Jackson
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# :(
www.b3ta.com/board/8858746
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# WUSS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
ONCE I DID SOME COLOURING IN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# dude that's gay
gay like an awesome thing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# yes!
click that VVV for big nsfwyiffboobies

click for big
edit : fixed :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# no cfb required
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i forgot how to tmshmltl theml html :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Hahaha
wrongful :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Lolz wtf, now i has sloppy 2nds on hunnymune.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# now that's going above and beyond the call of duty!
how many best men would be willing to road-test their best mate's new bride before the wedding night?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# 3 and one of them is a priest! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# god would want them to have sex
after all, he's a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# hahaha
worst of all the best men
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# She seems happy enough!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
most woosome
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK HAS FUCKING HAPPENED WITH THE FUCKING GAY SHIFT?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# POST THE LYRICS OF WHAT YOURE LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I AM NOT LISTENING TO ANYTHING. I MIGHT PUT ON SHUFFLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I DID. THIS TRACK IS AN INSTRUMENTAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# LIKE. HOW. I. DON'T. STOP. YOU. BREAKING MY ARMS
AND CHOPPING ME CHOPPING ME DOWN
SO I FIT IN YOUR LAPTOP
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Fucking beepy music.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# WOULDITBEGOOD WOULDITBEGREAT WOULDITBEOHSOFINE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# ok
"Act like its everything you got
Push back the square
Now that you need her but you dont
So there you go
Cause back in school
We are the leaders of it all"
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# when i actually analyse the lyrics of the songs i listen to
they sound quite stupid.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# I THINK IT CRAWLED UP YOUR ARSE AND DIED T'SATSER!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IN A NICE WAY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD.
DOHGO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# SHOUT
SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# *presses space for you*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# you are not greykid
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 8:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# NO!
i am Connors' Silken Kneecaps
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I Am Connors' Shifty Nails.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# I Am Connors' Removable Foreskin©.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# I am Connor's Perforated Eardrum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I Am Connors' Brazen Eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I Am Connors' Swollen Tearducts.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I Am Connors' Inflamed Sense Of Rejection.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I Am Connor's Schiztophrenic Voices.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I Am Connors' Memories Of Auschwitz.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I Am Connor's Amusment At This.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connors' LoL
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I am Connor's Dreams of Gary Rhodes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connors' Anger at Ray Mears
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I Am Connor's Hatred of Ray Mears So much he spawned Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I Am Bear Grylls
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I Am Oh No You Didnt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I Am Connor's Buffy the Vampire Slayer All Series DVD Boxset.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# What a cunt...
drinking his own man piss.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Haha I saw that, surely the camera crew had to aswell,
or their big truck carrying all the equipment couldnt spare some water for the twunt
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Hehe,
precisely
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# From inside a fresly skinned rattlesnake.
Was it him who drank elephant poo-water too?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# anything for TV eh. ;(
Next week they'll have him tromboning a Rhino.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# From a snake, no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I Am Connor's Deviated Septum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I Am Connor's Venereal Disease.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I Am Connor's Weeping Sphincter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I Am Connor's Ten Year Dead Mother.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# I Am Connors' Diabetes Mellitus
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I Am Connor's Leftover Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# I Am Connor's Disapproval of Fairy Tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I Am Connor's Secret Lust For The Big Bad Wolf
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I Am Connor's Lobotomised Anus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am Connors, Jimmy
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# this^
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I Am Connor's Satisfying Lovelife.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# I am Connor's Fear of Penguins
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I Am Connors' Mingedoctor©.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# mingedoctor, mingedoctor, make me a match
find me a find
snatch me a snatch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# There's laws against that kind of thing, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# laws were made to be broken
or at least damaged
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Mildly soiled?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# *checks undercrackers*
no, not today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# Beautiful poetry! I cried a bit...
..from my willy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# i cried from my willy once
then i remembered that i don't have a willy and i got very confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# I Am Connor's Friend.
What's going on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# i am conner and so is my wife
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# OH HAI THERE CONNOR
OH WAIT
.....


LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DRAWING HAPPY.
THE VAN THING HAS BROKEN ME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# >:(
IT IS NOT MAKING ME HAPPY

BUT THANKYOU FOR TRYING
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Stop van think! Make happy think! Ye olde happy think!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ROFFLERUFFS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# it's all the rage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Thats my halloween fancy dress sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Have your defences ready.
www.b3ta.com/board/8858653
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# SHIT BIRD PLATES OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# dress as a box of dessicated coconut
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Or not, we went as ghostbusters last year
we need an idea for another 4 piece
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# abba.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ON HALLOWEEN?!?!?! SHOCK HORROR!
Although we did watch MAMA-MIA on the coach to sunderland, damn thats a terrible film
THe only saving grace is the fact that bond sings
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# my mate lent me that film
i told her that it was useless to me without a hammer.
you could dress as abba in zombie form.
or the scooby doo gang.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Haha that could be fun
Anyway I have a lecture in...er... 7.5 hours

SO:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ha ha alone in a double bed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# >:( ITS A SAD TIME FOR ME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Nite
9am lectures are one of the things I don't miss about uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# nite nite!
i shall think of you being lectured as i open my gifts tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD THATS SWALLOWED A PLATE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# *glees*
i knew someone would get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Blackadder?
*needs to get the scripts*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# yes.
bugger the scripts, just get all 4 series on dvd and watch them relentlessly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Fuck that, watch anything by chris morris over and over again
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# especially
The Day Today
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Hard!
Also Barley aswell
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# wasn't quite so keen on Barley
looking forward to Charlie Brooker's new zombie big brother spoof, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Oh cool, not heard anything of his new project
Sounds promising
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# oh yes
he said he loved Shaun of the Dead, but didn't want to do a retread, so he's going for horror with comedy rather than the other way round.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# i am shitting bricks of pure delight waiting for this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# what a lovely metaphor
I've just realised I am, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Join forces
and build a joyhouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# yay!
*plays in shitty joyhouse*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# square head is faulty sausage reject
You are the real rod hull, you are him!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# I think this has broken me
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# eye haz nose saaand :(
wot E sayz plz?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Variations on "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"
There are drums and whatnot in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# i wish the internet had subtitties like on tv
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Press 888
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# OH NOES IT CAUGHT FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Haha, yes I did feel slightly strange after watching that
It's sort of hypnotic. Makes me want to watch Withnail & I again massively.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# that is a great film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Connor i am, Hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# I am Hai, Connor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hai, am I Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Am i Hai, Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hai Connor! I *AM*!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Connor. Hai, am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Oh my god, Connor! What's happened to you!
I told you to lay of the hard stuff! Connor? CONNOR!?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I, Connor, am Hai...
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I cant help but think this would all be a lot easier if I got a graphics tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# You're doing perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# You dont have a tablets?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# AH FUCK NO
NO NO NO FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
RUMBLED :(

*HIDES UNDER THE COVERS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# i am connor's smirking revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I Am Connors' Raging Bileduct.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I am Connor's failing liver.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Bah, both before me!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# LOLEROF*Cut to porn scene*FLE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# hello, raging bileduct
have you met connor's failing liver?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# OH HA...
ng on a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# SHUT UP, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# NO SHARNT
NERRR NERRRRRRNNEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'm getting gaz messages from people telling me they hate pasanonic
YOU'RE NOT ALONE GUYS, BUT I CAN'T FIX THE PROBLEM, SORRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# without hate
there can be no love
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# SAVE US, GRONKPAN.
YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# WHEN EVERYONE STARTS TALKING IN CAPITALS
HE GOES TO BED. HE SAID SO LAST NIGHT.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# well, then
there's your pasanonic repellent right there...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I'm still waiting for Bob Geldof's "Make Pasanonic History" campaign.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# |:<
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# EYEBROW SAD. OR POINTYEYEBROW UNIMPRESSED?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# |:|
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# ¦3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Tonight I am mostly undead.
Just having a fart about.

I like the monochrome version a lot:


Clicky biggy (178Kb)

Also tried a colour version, but not so sure about the colour balance:

Clickus Biggus (154Kb)

I hope you are all feeling super today, fellow b3tans :)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ahaha, that's awesome
I love what you did with the left eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Ta very much!
The left eye is a puffball.

(Source)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Homophobe
Edit: Very good - great work!
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i'm super, thanks for asking
all things considered i couldn't be better, i must say.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# which, in turn, makes me happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I may burst with positive-feedback of happy.
*joys*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# i have been 34 for a wholw hour
this gives me joygasms
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Happy 34-day!
34 is fun. I miss it. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i shall!
there will be much partying this weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Hello ladies, fancy coming back to my place?
Ignore the eye, I was born with it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# your left side
is your best!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Eating soup is a bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# 3 steps from deaths door thanks for asking - yourslef?
*wafts* that fart about stinks of pure woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Im super thanks for asking
Nice pictures, they eye is nicely dones
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# That's nicely done
Your next challenge is to recreate it for your halloween costume :P
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *sharpens spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh no you died!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Begun, The Clone Wars Has
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# This
belongs on 'photoshop disasters'
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# that's probably a bad thing
but I'll take it as a compliment anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Too much clone tool.
Apart from that... erm... it certainly was.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# yeah, it's about 90% clone tool
Some of it I tried to fix, most of it I left as it was because it made me chuckle with how goofy it looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# is he a ballchinnian?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# if he isn't, he ought to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# he should.
then he should be cunted squarely in the pouch.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Your photo restoration business
may be in trouble.

Fuck it's pretty upsetting in its way actually.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# here's a link to the source pic
so you can see how little I accomplished despite my hard work:

xs132.xs.to/xs132/08432/leininger759.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# aww don't be so hard on yourself
that's what we are here for
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hhahaha
scary
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# what is that in his ear?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Nancy grapes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# This has made me laugh out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# something from the picture tube selections on Paint Shop Pro.
It's a makeshift earring.

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# was it rope
?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I think so.
Doesn't look ropelike to me, but what do I know
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# i'm guessing
the ability to kill a yak with mind bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# That's telekinesis, Kyle.
*rocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i was getting ready to say that.
PSP 8 is my main photomashupthingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# i'm still usuing psp7 :D
animation shop rocks :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# I actually bought PSP8 with high hopes of better vector support
I was fooled

also, there was no improvement at all in Animation Shop -- which is fine, it does what I need.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# PSPX for me
Who needs industry standard software anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# "okay"????
Doesn't look it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I can't stop looking at that.
Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Doctor, I'm afraid our clone experiment was a fail.
The government says the test subject is to be incinerated within the hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# The guy I photoshopped is a local conservative Republican cunt
so I'm all for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Have a gander at my psuedo-sort-of-not-really-finished project

click for the full thing.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Gots the skills.
The clay skills, and theyre like 9x normal skills or something.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# OH NO
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# you are fake and sent me a picture of a micro penis (just for the record, i do not need to see a picture of a penis as I have a penis already)
fake sushi

real sushi
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# This is why being gay is so confusing...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# your gay?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# His gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# let him answer ...sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# were all gay
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# oh its a hap hap happy day
when you bend over and your all gay
do do do do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# la la la
*minces*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *beef burgers*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *fondant fancies*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# okay thats just too gay
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# haha!
I win at gayness!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *cough*
*custard creams*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *looks startled*
er...

*jam rings*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# *ginger nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# gayest biscuit ever
BOURBUMS
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Apparently so...
www.bourbonsbar.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# haha!
love the cheesy ballad.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Cher no less,
they stopped short of YMCA tho...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# haha!
I want mine in a cocktail glass with a pink parasol, just to keep 'em guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# *spotted dick*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *fudge bars*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Your all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# *gays*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Not *all* gay...
...about 80%
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# LOLGAYS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i mean
why email someone a picture of a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# why not? it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# but i'm a man with a penis
*waggles* see!
i have no need for unexpected penises appearing in my inbox (not an innuendo)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i see.
but just because you want your inbox to be a penis-free zone, that doesn't mean you should ruin it for the rest of us horny buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hmm i'm sure if you put an advert "post your penises to this address"
you'd get plenty :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# "fill my postal slot with your man-meat packages"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# see!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *waits 4-6 weeks for delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I feel sometimes
that I'm not emailed pictures of penises often enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# me too
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It's a surprisingly common
problem.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# indeed.
*rounds up horny celebrities*
*writes catchy song*
*founds CockAid*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Google "Massive black cock" and you'll get a picture of mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# that can't be yours!
i recognise it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# all you gay are belong to us
somebody set us up the bum
www.b3ta.com/board/8853706
i'm heterosexual and single - hello sexy ladies on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# I could be a sexy lady if you want me to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# but that'll make me homosexual
there is a flaw in your plan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# OH.... I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO BE A GAY!
MY BAD
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# maybe when i have more wrinkles than teeth
...then again maybe not
infact no... exit only - sorry bumgays
SkUG is staying heterosexual
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# OH GOODIE
I DIDNT WANT TO HAVE TO HOMOCYBER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# That's a lovely thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Simply brilliant
If you're an animation student, I suspect you've got a very bright future ahead of you.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# woo!
but get a haircut its not 1990 anymore :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha
it's on my to-do list for this week.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ignore me i'm not well
i'm using that as an excuse for being rude to people today :)
but as someone who was told to get a haircut alot when they where younger and had alot of hair, its good advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# at least i have my hair long without looking like an emo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# you look like a surfer girl
me
what you can't see is the skull and cross bones on my tshirt :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# haha, and thus you have nulled all present and future jabs at me
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# exactly
but good advice is to get a haircut :) (from experience - as you can see)
p.s. that was 8 year ago... sheesh i'm getting old :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# This has been clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# he is nice
and his eyes are made of liquorice allsorts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# As said above
If you have bills, fear not, for you have the skills with which to pay said bills! Woo, yay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# trap door
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# OH NOES HIS POOR FACES :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# OH NO THIS WAS MEANT TO BE HAPPY OH NO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# THIS IS NOT HAPPIES :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Rescue!
Dancing fruit!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Good save.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# That makes me slightly less sad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# But I wish I was more drunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# OH SHIT
DENTY-FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# :[[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Emoticon faces!
._(--- *punt* ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Top ascii
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha!
for some reason this dialogue sounds almost Shakespearean.

"Mother, I am killed!" is my favourite (from Macbeth)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Is this a fist I see *PUNT*
OUCH YES THAT IS A FIST :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# shirtless muscular guy is making me think of sex.
please draw him getting the girl(me).
this could be my birthday present.
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# But you are made of damp freeze dried potato powder.
He would squish you. This love affair is doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# perhaps
but i can be moulded into any shape ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Its all paper mache and duct tape.
That reminds me; I need to make a wearable cardboard ship for my halloween costume. I am going as a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# i have my vampire outfit
for the little kids who knock in the early evening, then i'm changing into my zombie costume for my sister's hallowe'en party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# HE IS MUCSULAR

EIDT: VERY MUCSLUAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# LIKE AN ELK.
A MUSCULAR ELK. WOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# MUCSAULR EKL
FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# He's such a hunk...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# well, he certainly looks better like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# David Duchovny?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# hahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i want to believe this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Ha ha...
Blimey yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I like your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# :)


EDIT: Why doesn't he do something with his hair?
I mean, seriously, something... anything...Jesus.
Just do something with your fucking hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I think you need to start drawing on that whiteboard again
(__, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# ^One Million Times This. HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Hai, i is injectim u wiff dis swinge now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# O'HAI!
plsdntdothatithrts
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Oh no drugs!
I hope they're happy drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ?
www.baldfreak.com/images/freaks/freaks-ronthal.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# *Loses head*
Mi mee me mi mee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Here's his Dad...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# "What's the result, Dr Mekon?"
"Cancer :("
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I still have love for you, Microwave
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# drugs are bad, mmmkay?
you'd better give them to me...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I HAVE THE CURE, NOW FEED ME JELLY BEANS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# I pulled a leg off my dolly with the green dress :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Pffft.
OHNO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# syringe attack!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

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