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# Ahh Nirvana


(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# LOL UR GREY HAS LEAKED OUT ALL OVER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# WHAT A MESS
FIX IT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# IM NOT TOUCHING ANOTHER MANS GREY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# WELL, BUMS;
BUMS TO YOU ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I WILL TOUCH ANOTHER MANS BUM IF YOU LIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# COLLECT YOUR FREE BUMS BY FREEPHONING* 0800 3BUMS2U
*First minute free, every minute after that is £1.86 and a half of a pence.
And one button.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# THE BUTTONS IS WHERE THEY GET YOU
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I had to throw away six fully-functional shirts because of that phonecall.
However now I have all the bums I could wish for.
Five to be exact. Five bums.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ROLOLFFEL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# DID YOU ALSO SEE THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nice sneakers.
A while back Converse released some Kurt Cobain sneakers. They were pre-dirtied, but strangely free of blood-spatters.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Did they not have a hole in them?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No but they shot up in price, then dropped dramatically.
www.freshnessmag.com/v4/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kurt-cobain-blk-02.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Dead man's shoes!
Prety much sick really!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I must go sleepy tiem now it is sleepy tiem
nn sleepy tiem

zz
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# G'night mr meats
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Buy the Kurt Kobain last moments collectable figurine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaa
this is ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I always pictured it like this
there's more than one way to get famous

sorry coutney, please don't kill me too
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# OH HAI I'M THE POLICE SANDWICH DOCUMENTER
AND I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR SANDWICHES LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# if I got on masterchef
I would do a bacon sandwich.
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# NICE PLATE OF FOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I would serve plain yogurt
but I'd call it a pretentious silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# this prompted me to read a conspiracy theory webpage.
meanwhile, nice pic.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I like the leg
Maybe it had just grey.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# beep beep! :D


bigger - fc93.deviantart.com/fs40/f/2009/022/a/d/Stumbled_by_rev_Jesse_C.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# There's no use honking your horn now, you've already hit her.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# splat!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# GRRRRRR
classic Rev J
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ewwww...
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# would...anyone we know or a random from deviantart/flikr?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# randmoness!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# cunt it in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# beep beep!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# wwwrraaaaarrghhh
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# grrrr
bwains! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Woosome.
As ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# cheers!
what did ure sig say??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# It said....
"Is now a grandad.Yay!"

Cos I am!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# *complains*

congratumalations!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# why did people complain?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# No-one did.
Just an in-joke between me and THFH,
about his reposting of pics we've all seen hundreds of times before.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# congrats btw!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Exorcist to aisle 1, Exorcist to aisle 1.
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# eruuurghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# GYAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# OH HAI THAR INTURNOTS
I BRING A MESSAGE A PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL, EXCEPT MAYBE GRONKPAN OR SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I am feeling, mostly, like this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# PULSATING IRIS MAN HAS SPOKEN
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# tho I was involuntary pooing earlier today
but that subsided
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# URK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# also, scribble mens get all the babes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Not if thr cvrd in poo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# OMGPOO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# REDCOCKPOO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# "This is redcockpoo country"
"yup"

*camera pans to small camp fire*

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa reckon"

*camera pans to horizon*

*SLOGAN ON SCREEN: 'REDCOCKPOO'*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# RAISINPOO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# FIST OF THE NORTH STAR 50 RASIN POO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# intrigued by your tri-hallued form
and your malkempt scratchity crotch.

it bewitches.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# MY TORSO IS BUT ANOTHER FACE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it mesmerise it
as it pulsates
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Y R U BEIN A FUCK TO GRONKPAN
HE ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED OR POSSIBLY HE WANTS TO KILL YOU BUT THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ARGH NO IVE BEEN RUMBLED :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ONCE UPON A TIME I KILLED HIM DEAD BUT THEN HE GOT BETTER AND SUPER PISSED OFF AND BECAME A MOD AND THEN ALL THE OTHER MODS DIDNT LIKE HIM AND THEN WE WENT AND HAD JUICE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# HOORAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# WHERE'S THE NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE?!
I DEMAND NEW IMAGE CHALLENEGE E

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# DESPITE MY CONSTANT SPAMMING NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post350736
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# CAN WE DO THIS ONE PLEASE?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# VOTE FOR ME!! *KISSES BABBY LEMON* *FEELS LEMON'S MAN BOOBIES*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# \0/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
despite because of







/:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Is it "post anything" time now?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# The challenge is
to imagine what the challenge is. Imagine you fire up Photoshop and show us.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It's too late
I've already imagined I've won
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I know! I see the future...


EDIT: On that note. *boing* off to bed for me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# what's up boy, got a little front page fever?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# On noes!
It's is lemon's drunken incarnation!!!


Save me Mr Scribble! Save me from the evil Badly Drawn Boy!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# IM NOT DRUNK :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Well work on it dammit.
It looked like a hallmark pissed lemon image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I CANT IM GOING TO BE DOING A MEDICAL TRAIL
I WILL TRY AND MAKE SOME STUFF IF THE DRUGS THEY GIVE ME ARE TRIPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I feel like emptying my desk drawer
then putting all of the stuff back in after looking at them
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# my desk doesn't even have drawers
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# MY DESK IS AN OLD SCHOOL DESK WITH LIFTY UP LIDS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I keep seeing little wooden school desks with the ink well and the lift up lid on the side of the road
and I find it hard to believe I was ever small enough to fit underneath such a thing.

I also wonder why they are at the side of the road. And I know I grew up in the 80s, but why do all my childhood photos look like the 1970s. And why did my School have ink wells in the desks? Pens had ink in them for at least 50 years before I started there.

Edit: Spooky mindpiss
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# because things and events become older quicker than we realise they do
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# FUCK IT HAS AN INKWELL TOO
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Im New Here

She Just Passed Her Test.

Small Version For Bandwidth Wimps

And It's 'Shopped Before You Moan At Me
Best Viewed In Firefox
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# aaaaw bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :)
*HAPPY NOISES*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I can't be coming on b3ta to see babies!
Everyone will think I want to grow another one when I go "Awwwwwww look at the BABY!"

Which you have to do, it's the law when you're a mum.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# This one belongs to my sister
but its changed me from being in the "Im never having kids" camp. To the "I want a dozen of them" opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Lovely.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I see Beast from X Men
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Well that's the wonders of same sex marriages.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# that's because the drawing is of gronkpan
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# YOUVE GONE TOO FAR.
ENJOY YOUR BAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# are you upset at the crappy likeness?
to be honest I don't know what he looks like.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I DONT KNOW IM PROBABLY MESSING WITH FORCES OUTSIDE MY COMPRHRENSION BY INVOKING GRONKPAN THOUGH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# O HAI we are the lemon
I'm a dirty little tag title watcher and I am heavily aroused by your art





btw you suck for that awesome profile which disallows the observation of your past endeavours
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I LIKE TAGS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Oh Hai Mr We are the.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# HAI MSTANDOT.
WHAT HAVE I MISSED OUT ON?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I dunno?
I'm now a grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# haha really?
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hello, I am tired.
how is wee Arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
Where you been? I was just thinking about your lubberly pics, and the lack of them only today!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Suddenly, this happens.

ed: i am bored. what should i draw this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I hate it when that happens...
Lahrveley!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# MEKABEETLE VS SEAGULLZOIDS..BATTLE FIGHT!!!

Exp +14
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# *rolls 2d10*

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I support the endeavours of the armoured beetle.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# LANDING GEAR ENGAGED!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# woosome, as ever!
draw a teddy bear staring wistfully as the shattered remains of all it held dear float away into the cold dark heart of an evil barbie doll. With lighting and lasers!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ^ haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# verr nahce
I just saw a film trailer and now have "Underworld : Rise of the Lichens" stuck in my head.
Perhaps you could illustrate it.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# someone did that t'other day...

EDIT here y'are
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Good
It should stop bugging me now!
edit : excellent! It's not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# whoop!
Hmmm, draw the Statue of Liberty exploding like shattered glass and in the background Godzilla is eating a massive ice-cream while the Sun and Moon are jousting.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I support this message.
your one not mine.


well I guess I support mine as well.

hmm...

I support these messages.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# The Sun and the Moon jousting?
"When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... "
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
"When you are no longer funny, there is a person people say is the bbc commissioning editor. I saw the bbc commissioning editor once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, a production meeting. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I begged him to commission another series. And he pretended not to know I begged him to commission another series! All in his Armani suit!... "
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# stunning as per
nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# the three witches from hamlet
around their cauldron, in the wood, under moonlight,watched by the creatures of the night
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Wows!
Draw Leonard the flying soup spoon whizzing past a village made of bees whilst proclaming in an unknown tongue that the price of frozen prawns is morally too high but that they do great deals at iceland.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# or
somebody inhaling the sound from an electric generator whilst playing an armadillo like a double bass.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# incredible nonsence
I suddest an guitar, a polar bear, a ice hockey player, and a quarry truck. on a half exploded moon.
(munzor in the jungle, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# What about some form of tree dwelling rodent with human mammary glands?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you should draw a
molotov marshmellow exploding after being thrown bvy a revolutionary scarecrow infested by the red plaguing communist tenticals. While all a round The country burns in the flames of eagles.

EDIT: also this is tremendously woo.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# so much awesome
in one drawing,
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# draw: invasion of holiday resort by angry drunken sharks (with obligatory fricken laZer eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how about angry drunken sharks being invaded by a holiday resort?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# it could happen!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hello B3ta how are you, I feel like this right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# like an elephant leg trampling on the mankind of soceity?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# sadly no, quite the opposite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# mankind of soceity trampling elephants?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# kind of man leg, like a society of trampling elephants
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ah
i know exactly what you're talking about. bugger. :(
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# elephant slippers?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Happy 5th B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Which one is you?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# the one with the minor headache
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Find something smaller than you to stamp on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I prefer to push back rather than take it out on others
just don't have the energy right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# lavender and bergamot foot rub
administered by the future mrs toast.

it might not help, but feel the love from that foot rub.

i suggest something with a high caffine content or lots of drugs and water.

also, hello toasty, how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hello mr thor, got to love you and leave you, off out for a bit
byeeee
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# headaches area great when everything else feels numb
may i suggest drinking 2 glasses of water, brushing your teeth, a nice relaxing poo and a hot bath (preferably not at the same time) then bed
I often find a sugar rush stops most headaches (for me anyways)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha, what a mess that would be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# everyone knows the only cure for headaches is taking two tesco extra power pain reliever tablets
followed by a trepanning.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# trepanning is the best solution
it'll release the demons plaguing your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# if you pour yakult into your trepanning hole
it will get rid of the bad ghosts and keep the good ones.

/science
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# this might cheer you up
Tonights play "The night I slept with John Candy" by Earl Otterby

We met on a rainy Wednesday night, it was at the McTootles pub. He walked through the door, he had been drinking already and forgot to open the door, the glass went every where.

I rushed over to see if he was all right, he mumbled some thing and then looked at me and the spark happened. We went over to the bar, I got us both a beer and some shots ... Read moreof vodka. We sat there and talked for ages, both looking longingly in to each others eyes. He touched my knee and I went weak at the knees, I smiled and he flared his eyes at me.

The barman told us to get lost and called us bumberteers, we started to walk back to his place. Holding hands, talking and laughing, we finally got to his place, he opened the front door. We went in and as soon as the door shut we were all over each other. We got to his bed and kiss and cuddles each other, then we soddermised each other until we were raw. I asked him to dress like Uncle Buck, then we fucked.

Afterwards he just held me in his arms, it felt nice and safe in them. We fell asleep like that, when we woke we kissed and watched the world going by outside the window. He got up and made breakfast, we ate it in bed. It was starting to get late and he had to and do a shoot, we got dressed and went to the front door, kissed for the last time and stood looking into each others eyes, so we could imprint the night before in to are minds forever. I walked outside and he closed the door, I walked away and we walked out of each others lives forever, but we still had that memory.

The End
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# words words words
where is my cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# read it, you might enjoy it. The 2nd of my plays/stories
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# precious moments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# indeed sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# it does say the the word play
The David Niven one I did last night was better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# my work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your plays?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# it's a metaphor for his inner saddness
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you trod on my monkey!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Humm I'm guessing statue rather than pigeon today...
Bummer.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# are you calling me a pigeon bummer?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Well I wasn't...
but I can if it'll cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# awww, bless your face.
no new image contest :( boo.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# can't stop staring at elephant knee...
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *dreams of being as far away from the UK as possible*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
kniturtles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# turknits
sounds tasty
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# This is warm.
I like it muchly.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# but isn't that Kidderminster?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# aww aint that cute...
hang on wheres the new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9118510
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# lols :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha
I like it!

EDIT\ Now they will have to use My image challenge idea
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I like mine
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post112853
edit : this one has already been done thought
www.b3ta.com/board/8861975 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Argh!
Why?!
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# what?
thats a great compo idea! pfft
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You're right, yours is better.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :)
That was great
I think we should revist an old compo from back in the day!
like penguins v monkeys (NO REPOSTS IN A NEW THREAD)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# P.S. looks more like this
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# unfortuantly the world does not revolve around your anus...
well it might but... no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Quite right
It revolves around my massive balls
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What? Farnce?
*woos*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Turtles - yay this is lovely and warm looking!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# That's the excuse I need
to eat turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Awwww lully
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ok, you have killed the board
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# this is a nice picture full of nice things
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Turtles are da shit!


Especially Disco Turtles
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# >:[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# supplies!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# boi-yoing!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hehe
may I suggest "Animate it hard!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Chocolate and a punch in the mouth.How delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# reminds me of an art idea i had
film someone opening say 50 kinder surprise toys one after the other. upon opening each egg they would act really really surprised that there was a toy inside and freak out for a few seconds before returning to a normal slightly glum expression. this video would constantly loop.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# If this isn't done by the end of next week, I will be disappointed in you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# the internet will be cut off soon
nevermind buying 50 kinder eggs. :(

its in my bulging notepad of good ideas though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# You should give me some/all of those ideas.
I rarely get any executable ones XD

Why are you being cut off?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# i'm a total tramp
unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'd buy you internets if I could afford them :(
Instead, I shall buy this:
www.amazon.com/Necronomicon-Tarot-Anne-Stokes/dp/0738710865
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# they look terrible
buy some top trumps instead.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Well it's on my wish list anyway;
Before that I'm getting LotR: Conquest and The Art of H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos.
And probably a new phone.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Best of the eggs
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hehe
I used to love those. Not when i was a kid though, about 5 years ago!

Nice surprise! Now do one with an unexpected horse
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hehehehe!
a wee tj/ i keep getting this error
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/k1x26e0x.aspx

this page may as well be written in Swahili for all the sense it makes to me.is it a windows/ motherboard or application error and can i fix it by reinstalling something? i'm old and stupid and don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# get a mac
they are perfect and never ever break.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Until they become self aware and kill themselves.
www.clansoul.com/files/malvino.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# thankyou for your sagely advise
slight tj/ anus for hire, i need to buy a mac, will consider bareback/dry for an extra quid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# have you tried poking it with a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# and rubbing it with an oily rag
what i really need is a translation of the page into inglish
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Do want! :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ^_^
Hello lovely!
Good day?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Why hello.
Yeah, s'alright.
Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# It was ok.
I was shaking a lot ;]

Can we talk on AIM?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahah

Sure thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yaaaay :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# aaahhhhahhhahhahhh YES
 
WOO I SAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# eveninf
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# shup
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# shup
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahah!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] They dont accept cheques
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I used to work at a Czech ski resort.
That's factually true.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Was it any good?
Were there GIRLS?
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yes and Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I actually went to see Eddie the Eagle at some shopping centre in the West End
the memory still haunts me
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# She gets around.
This is the little old woman you see crying on the news,
no matter where in the world they are reporting from.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# he's Jimmy Hill and Dennis Taylor's love child
fact!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# New image challenge now open
Imagine a confused old woman on skis being shoved down a steep hill. Now fire up Photoshop and show us the results.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Why is there no image challenge yet?
My image challenge idea
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I was wondering this.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Look, let's just skip to the fun part
and start shoving old women down hills
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# My auntie is Czech
and she was the women's army skiing champion in 1968.
That's not her though.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Improve current television programmes idea #1: Judy delivers justice via quick wash
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# cancelling it would be better
woo though
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# everyone loves judge judy.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Guesses "They'll get this one in about 5 seconds"
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Nearly 15 minutes now and I'm still stumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# west point?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# west (25 years to) life
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Ok.................nearest.
WESTLIFE.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# A work in progress.
I wonder if anyone will figure it out.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# cow bridge lips stitch king ham green road man arsenal mountain cock?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# was I close?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# not even a wee bit?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.......
no
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# aaawk man..
I thought I had it :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Oxbridge
Ricelip
King's Park
Turnham Green
Gloucester Road
etc etc etc yadda yadda yadda.

District Line
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Piccadilly
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# How is that Kings Cross???
EDIT: Holy shite how long is that?! I dodn't know I had to scroll for another half!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Obviously I'm missing most of the stations right now.
I think Turnham Green and Cockfosters are pretty good though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT


an old done...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Hehe.
Quite atrocious.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# super gas tape pen drive login sheedy dough shoes?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ah, just got it.
Is that an "iStick"?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# that it be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# not worth its own thread


bindun?
(klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oxbridge 3 pips on a lip King's Park
Greenham Gloucester Road Some Guy Arsenal Sedimentary Penis

Arsenal Sedimentary is a great name for a football club
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# At least give him a sticker
for trying
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I reckon it's the London Underground
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I think you're right
that's what I've guessed down there \/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
#
Uxbridge - Ruislip - Park Royal - Turnham Green - Gloucester Road - Russell Square - Arsenal - Wood Green - Cockfosters.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# PANTS
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# haha arsenal sedimentary
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Once Upon A Time
There was a lovely little sausage called A Vagabond, and it lived happily ever after.

The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# *cries*
Beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I'm bloody not.
I am lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
bridgecowlipkinggreenmeatgloucesteroldqueerarsenalrockdon'tletthiscockcomebetweenus?

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# No
and nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# line.jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It's a clue of sorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# is it that welsh train station
?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Its something too big for my screen
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Work in progrss?!
Have you tried using your words?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I would
I'd save you ffrom going to all that bother with that crap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Will you de ris us?
Could you gaz me the answer otherwise ill go nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'll probably just say in a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# bullbridge seedlips kingpark ham green ham gloucester road old fella football team ??????? old folks with a crudely drawn cock
I don't mind telling you that this is completely shit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well, so long as YOU don't mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I miss limes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# HHHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Kurious Lime!!!
yay \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# *high pitched scrrrrreeeeeeee noise* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# It's a tube line
but I forget which one
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Turnham Green
was the giveaway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I wish I had a prize for you.
www.tfl.gov.uk/assets/downloads/piccadilly.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# \o/
look at me with my random picture association skillz
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I almost care.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# show-off
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I almost care that you almost care.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Gis a clue FFS.....
Movie title???

Figure of speech???

Poem???

Proverb???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# It's the Piccadilly Line.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Gesundheit...
(I helped save b3ta! Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty You're Listening to the Boy from the Big Bad City this is Jam Hot?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# District Line
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# So close
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# reminds me of this a bit
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Rare bit of mindpissery there
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# 'kin 'ell.
obscurest pissage evar.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# this is jam hot
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I'm sure you popped that 'this is' in later on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *glees*
tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty...
...You're listening to the boy from the big bad city this is jam hot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# am i listening to sounds
of the big bad city? is it jam hot?
(Yo!Mcnutty, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ya think?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# not usually, is it jam hot?
na na na na na na na na na na na.
(Yo!Mcnutty, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Is it the Piccadilly Line?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# If you'd said two minutes ago....
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Meh, I didn't cheat,
I'm just happy I got it :3
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Bullzilla Herpes Disney E-coli Accidentblackspot Stiff CUNTS Sediment Proudmarriedcousinswithgiantmutantpenischildoffspring
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Yes!
Turn the FP sideways!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I think this over wide image has clogged up the board
it's no longer moving
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I figured out that it's too
fucking massive you 'tard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Learn scrolling.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I should not have to.
You might want to learn some fucking courtesy and consideration.
I can't wait for you to waste another thread when you decide this is 'finished'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Lessons in courtesy and consideration from the person who's calling a stranger a "tard" for posting an image that's too wide?
Think I'll pass on those.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I use the Piccadilly line most days, and 'cockfosters' always makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# These are the images that go through my head every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# top tip <img width=100% src="insert link here"> saves me clicking hide this post
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I don't see what the problem with it is, it's not big, just wide.
If you don't want to scroll then you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# its annoying
wide is another word for big...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# No it isn''t.
Big is wide + long.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ...don't make a hide turn into an ignore now...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I just don't understand your problem.
Big images are bad because they take ages to load, use up bandwidth and take a while to scroll past. This is none of these. If you want to ignore me just for not agreeing with you then feel free.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# bumsniffer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hello, all.
(Stmoo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Either way he's buggered.

Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...under the name La Toya
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago


edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Flux capacitor ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hmmm....
Maybe this is the root of all his issues.
(The If has remembered this site., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# If I could click this more biggly I would
As it's fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# C-c-c-combo breaker!
Kiss ma badself.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha, that'll learn 'im
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
edit: also still no new compo?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha yes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any.

maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yes, the joke in the popbitch mailout was good wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ha well thought
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Isn't Tiger Woods crap now?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# He was injured for a while
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO...

Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mattyremf, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# some arsey comment about popbitch or something
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# not nice to
steal jokes
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms.

being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.


and I like Stewart Lee
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)

and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text.

Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
(Stmoo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# this needs an FP!
*clicketyw00*
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# pfffffft
Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now.


*moanmoanmoan*
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Says who?
Is there a big rule book of black?
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2

But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)
# black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23, archived)
# here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks...
I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha!
but why so microscopic?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# oh my god, fnord!
you're STILL reading all the archives?
amazing!
and nice to see you!

(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# fan-
bloody-tastic! best fp for ages!
(HCowling couldn't think of a witty name, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ha
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You and I
Have a lot in common, Mr Stmoo.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# too fucking funny!
that is just too funny!
(mr_spongmonkey, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ..
(8)Annie im a paedo, im a paedo, im a paedo annie(8)


(Lord Chode, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# "Drop teh cheez, or ther will bee twouble."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Dead or alive you're coming with me.
Woo!

EDIT:Needs more weedol.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Drop it. Dead or alive
oh - dead will have to do then.

EDIT: cock few secs too late.
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Better than a cock too seconds too early.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
end of work day officelollage :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# You have 20 seconds to comply!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I can't beleive no-one's mentioned "UPHOLD TEH PAW"
so sad....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :)
4. Catified
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# That would be Directive Paw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# too much paw
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# input [MEOW MIX...MEOW MI..MEOW..MEOW..Meoooow]

[FATAL ERROR]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Have I spoilt it for everyone yet?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Heeellllooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# toot toot
pip pip
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# you bounder! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :) bounder.
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# well hellllyooooooo
I saaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# "Diing doong"
"Raaatherrr"
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yay!
Only, Heeeelloooo is Leslie Philip's catchphrase :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# kissycrab
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# looks like the rocky horror show lips
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Pinchy blowjobs
all round
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Mwah

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm confused
Would fancying a sperm whale make me gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# only if your balls touch
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Nuts to you Dawkins
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# The number 86 bus...
...is a spacecraft.

Since I have always thought that this was true of the 207, I'm not hugely surprised.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# God? Believe?
Dawkins? Ahh, sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Ah,
I suspect Dawkins would have made a very good evangelical, well, a very loud one.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll just slip this in here (and remove it from down there)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# we are hear to colour in and not four the spellings and the grammars
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Wonderful, sir.
Oh, you are *so* *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Agreed and clicked.
But I had to go and look up "Barbarossa" because every time I see it, I see "Barbara" and was worried about you calling him "sir".
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I'm thinking of adding "mr" to my user name
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# i was thinking about you doing that too ?
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I was thinking about him doing it
in the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Steady on!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# O! Sorry...
But one cannot make assumptions. Ladies can work computers, (according to a letter my missus wrote to me) and I can't help what my hind-brain sees!
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I like to bring a little decorum to things
where at all possible.

;-)

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nicely done
hehe *topical click*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# been done yet?
Click for bigger
(Wize, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# brilliant!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Just heard about the Madonna nude photo expected to reach $15,000 at auction
and decided to let everyone see it without the mental scarring I went through.


Click for the original photo if you dare

News item here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Original" photo for teh fucking win!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
WINS WINS WINS
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You're very kind.
Also: top quote from that news story:

"In that shot, which was also sold to Playboy, Madonna is in a short red dress, while a man kneels beside her, contemplating her stockings."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
yeah I saw that too
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Whoever buys it could have saved a fortune and just bought a KFC bargain bucket.
As you'd pay only a tenner and you'd still get some dried out ond bird and at least you could put the bone in it's box!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Riverghost will be here all week - Try The Veal!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Try the mutton more like:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# mmmmmm Mutton........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No link again!!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Woo-to the-YAY!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!!!!
The real one is a winning real one!

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I saw her clunge...
...in some old copy of Playboy or similar. Not a bad looking woman, if a bit hirsute, (which was the fashion at the time, they tell me).

But with the distance of years, if I may quote Peter Griffin; "Yeah she's nude, but who gives a shit?"
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# honestly?
fuck it I'm printing these out...

www.classycelebs.com/galleries/285/

N.S.F.W!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Last time I saw bush like that was when I went camping in Australia.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Beautiful boobs though.
.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Herro.... I wuv woo... x

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I used to work for her
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Drew Barrymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Not greasy enough....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Michael Barrymore?
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# and no cocaine up the nose and in the ears
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(have)
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sympathises
She made me go gay
(Obamanable Snowman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I think I once thew this one back.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I imagine she smells like suet.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Dear God!!!
I have teh fear...(I reckon I've had her...) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *offers counseling*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Woo
I recognise her. I'm sure I used to eat fish kebabs off her naval.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *checks facebook friends list*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# wood

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# woodn't
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# but if she took those specs off - you know you would.
(waxdart hello., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hollywood rule number 17 ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Deep breath) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'd bet she'd make poster girl 2009 for the dental association of great britain with gnashers like those.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Jesus Dry Stone Walling Whilst Being Pursued By A Pack Of Mad Yacks Christ!!!!!!!!
What the helll?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I wouldn't kick it into bed!
*Not even k3b/-\b's bed for a laugh!

EDIT: Compo it! HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I know her Mum.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# So she is your sister...

*FWAPS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You do realise...
...that you're asking for a MOID rush again, don't you.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# A what now?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Holy shit!
Message ends.
(Guizmeaux, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Grandmother of Grandmother Of Shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Ha Ha
I know those teeth...sorry, mistaken, I'm thinking of Brighton beach.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Good lord!
That actually made me shudder when I scrolled down the page.
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

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