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# Ahh Nirvana


(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# LOL UR GREY HAS LEAKED OUT ALL OVER
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# WHAT A MESS
FIX IT NOW
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# IM NOT TOUCHING ANOTHER MANS GREY
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# WELL, BUMS;
BUMS TO YOU ALL.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I WILL TOUCH ANOTHER MANS BUM IF YOU LIKE.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# COLLECT YOUR FREE BUMS BY FREEPHONING* 0800 3BUMS2U
*First minute free, every minute after that is £1.86 and a half of a pence.
And one button.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:21, archived)
# THE BUTTONS IS WHERE THEY GET YOU
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I had to throw away six fully-functional shirts because of that phonecall.
However now I have all the bums I could wish for.
Five to be exact. Five bums.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:27, archived)
# ROLOLFFEL
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:29, archived)
# DID YOU ALSO SEE THIS?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Nice sneakers.
A while back Converse released some Kurt Cobain sneakers. They were pre-dirtied, but strangely free of blood-spatters.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Did they not have a hole in them?


(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# No but they shot up in price, then dropped dramatically.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Dead man's shoes!
Prety much sick really!

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I must go sleepy tiem now it is sleepy tiem
nn sleepy tiem

zz
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# G'night mr meats
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Buy the Kurt Kobain last moments collectable figurine
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# ha ha haaaaaaaaa
this is ace!!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I always pictured it like this
there's more than one way to get famous

sorry coutney, please don't kill me too
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:31, archived)
# OH HAI I'M THE POLICE SANDWICH DOCUMENTER
AND I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR SANDWICHES LOL
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# if I got on masterchef
I would do a bacon sandwich.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:13, archived)
# NICE PLATE OF FOOD!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I would serve plain yogurt
but I'd call it a pretentious silly name.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# this prompted me to read a conspiracy theory webpage.
meanwhile, nice pic.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15, archived)
# I like the leg
Maybe it had just grey.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# beep beep! :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# There's no use honking your horn now, you've already hit her.
Woo
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# splat!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# GRRRRRR
classic Rev J
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# ewwww...
nicely done.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# cheers!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# would...anyone we know or a random from deviantart/flikr?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# randmoness!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# cunt it in the fuck!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# beep beep!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# wwwrraaaaarrghhh
woo
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# grrrr
bwains! :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Woosome.
As ever!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# cheers!
what did ure sig say??
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# It said....
"Is now a grandad.Yay!"

Cos I am!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# *complains*

congratumalations!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# why did people complain?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17, archived)
# No-one did.
Just an in-joke between me and THFH,
about his reposting of pics we've all seen hundreds of times before.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:19, archived)
# congrats btw!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Cheers.

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Exorcist to aisle 1, Exorcist to aisle 1.
woo :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# hahahaa
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# eruuurghhh!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:33, archived)
# GYAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42, archived)
# OH HAI THAR INTURNOTS
I BRING A MESSAGE A PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL, EXCEPT MAYBE GRONKPAN OR SOMETHING.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# I am feeling, mostly, like this
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# PULSATING IRIS MAN HAS SPOKEN
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# tho I was involuntary pooing earlier today
but that subsided
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# URK.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# also, scribble mens get all the babes
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# Not if thr cvrd in poo
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# OMGPOO!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# REDCOCKPOO
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# "This is redcockpoo country"
"yup"

*camera pans to small camp fire*

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa reckon"

*camera pans to horizon*

*SLOGAN ON SCREEN: 'REDCOCKPOO'*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# RAISINPOO
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# FIST OF THE NORTH STAR 50 RASIN POO!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# intrigued by your tri-hallued form
and your malkempt scratchity crotch.

it bewitches.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# MY TORSO IS BUT ANOTHER FACE
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# it mesmerise it
as it pulsates
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Y R U BEIN A FUCK TO GRONKPAN
HE ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED OR POSSIBLY HE WANTS TO KILL YOU BUT THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# ARGH NO IVE BEEN RUMBLED :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58, archived)
# HA!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59, archived)
# ONCE UPON A TIME I KILLED HIM DEAD BUT THEN HE GOT BETTER AND SUPER PISSED OFF AND BECAME A MOD AND THEN ALL THE OTHER MODS DIDNT LIKE HIM AND THEN WE WENT AND HAD JUICE.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# HOORAY!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# WHERE'S THE NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE?!
I DEMAND NEW IMAGE CHALLENEGE E

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# DESPITE MY CONSTANT SPAMMING NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# CAN WE DO THIS ONE PLEASE?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# VOTE FOR ME!! *KISSES BABBY LEMON* *FEELS LEMON'S MAN BOOBIES*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# \0/
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
#
despite because of







/:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Is it "post anything" time now?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# The challenge is
to imagine what the challenge is. Imagine you fire up Photoshop and show us.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# It's too late
I've already imagined I've won
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# I know! I see the future...


EDIT: On that note. *boing* off to bed for me.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# what's up boy, got a little front page fever?
:D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# On noes!
It's is lemon's drunken incarnation!!!


Save me Mr Scribble! Save me from the evil Badly Drawn Boy!!!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# IM NOT DRUNK :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# Well work on it dammit.
It looked like a hallmark pissed lemon image:P
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# I CANT IM GOING TO BE DOING A MEDICAL TRAIL
I WILL TRY AND MAKE SOME STUFF IF THE DRUGS THEY GIVE ME ARE TRIPPY.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I feel like emptying my desk drawer
then putting all of the stuff back in after looking at them
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00, archived)
# my desk doesn't even have drawers
:(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# MY DESK IS AN OLD SCHOOL DESK WITH LIFTY UP LIDS
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# I keep seeing little wooden school desks with the ink well and the lift up lid on the side of the road
and I find it hard to believe I was ever small enough to fit underneath such a thing.

I also wonder why they are at the side of the road. And I know I grew up in the 80s, but why do all my childhood photos look like the 1970s. And why did my School have ink wells in the desks? Pens had ink in them for at least 50 years before I started there.

Edit: Spooky mindpiss
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# because things and events become older quicker than we realise they do
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08, archived)
# FUCK IT HAS AN INKWELL TOO
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09, archived)
# Im New Here

She Just Passed Her Test.


Small Version For Bandwidth Wimps

And It's 'Shopped Before You Moan At Me
Best Viewed In Firefox
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# aaaaw bless :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05, archived)
# :)
*HAPPY NOISES*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06, archived)
# aw
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07, archived)
# I can't be coming on b3ta to see babies!
Everyone will think I want to grow another one when I go "Awwwwwww look at the BABY!"

Which you have to do, it's the law when you're a mum.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14, archived)
# This one belongs to my sister
but its changed me from being in the "Im never having kids" camp. To the "I want a dozen of them" opinion.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Lovely.



(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I see Beast from X Men
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Well that's the wonders of same sex marriages.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# that's because the drawing is of gronkpan
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02, archived)
# YOUVE GONE TOO FAR.
ENJOY YOUR BAN.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# are you upset at the crappy likeness?
to be honest I don't know what he looks like.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I DONT KNOW IM PROBABLY MESSING WITH FORCES OUTSIDE MY COMPRHRENSION BY INVOKING GRONKPAN THOUGH
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23, archived)
# O HAI we are the lemon
I'm a dirty little tag title watcher and I am heavily aroused by your art





btw you suck for that awesome profile which disallows the observation of your past endeavours
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03, archived)
# I LIKE TAGS
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Oh Hai Mr We are the.


(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)
# HAI MSTANDOT.
WHAT HAVE I MISSED OUT ON?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12, archived)
# I dunno?
I'm now a grandad.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:26, archived)
# haha really?
Hurrah!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:30, archived)
# hello, I am tired.
how is wee Arthur?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Yay!
Where you been? I was just thinking about your lubberly pics, and the lack of them only today!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Suddenly, this happens.

ed: i am bored. what should i draw this evening?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I hate it when that happens...
Lahrveley!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# MEKABEETLE VS SEAGULLZOIDS..BATTLE FIGHT!!!

Exp +14
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# *rolls 2d10*

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I support the endeavours of the armoured beetle.
Woo
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Marvellous as ever.


(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# LANDING GEAR ENGAGED!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12, archived)
# woosome, as ever!
draw a teddy bear staring wistfully as the shattered remains of all it held dear float away into the cold dark heart of an evil barbie doll. With lighting and lasers!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ^ haha
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# verr nahce
I just saw a film trailer and now have "Underworld : Rise of the Lichens" stuck in my head.
Perhaps you could illustrate it.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16, archived)
# someone did that t'other day...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Good
It should stop bugging me now!
edit : excellent! It's not just me then.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# whoop!
Hmmm, draw the Statue of Liberty exploding like shattered glass and in the background Godzilla is eating a massive ice-cream while the Sun and Moon are jousting.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I support this message.
your one not mine.


well I guess I support mine as well.

hmm...

I support these messages.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# The Sun and the Moon jousting?
"When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... "
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:44, archived)
#
"When you are no longer funny, there is a person people say is the bbc commissioning editor. I saw the bbc commissioning editor once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, a production meeting. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I begged him to commission another series. And he pretended not to know I begged him to commission another series! All in his Armani suit!... "
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56, archived)
# stunning as per
nice!~
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# the three witches from hamlet
around their cauldron, in the wood, under moonlight,watched by the creatures of the night
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Wows!
Draw Leonard the flying soup spoon whizzing past a village made of bees whilst proclaming in an unknown tongue that the price of frozen prawns is morally too high but that they do great deals at iceland.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:28, archived)
# or
somebody inhaling the sound from an electric generator whilst playing an armadillo like a double bass.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# incredible nonsence
I suddest an guitar, a polar bear, a ice hockey player, and a quarry truck. on a half exploded moon.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30, archived)
# What about some form of tree dwelling rodent with human mammary glands?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:43, archived)
# you should draw a
molotov marshmellow exploding after being thrown bvy a revolutionary scarecrow infested by the red plaguing communist tenticals. While all a round The country burns in the flames of eagles.

EDIT: also this is tremendously woo.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:48, archived)
# so much awesome
in one drawing,
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)
# draw: invasion of holiday resort by angry drunken sharks (with obligatory fricken laZer eyes)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:54, archived)
# how about angry drunken sharks being invaded by a holiday resort?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55, archived)
# it could happen!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57, archived)
# hello B3ta how are you, I feel like this right now
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:45, archived)
# like an elephant leg trampling on the mankind of soceity?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# sadly no, quite the opposite
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# mankind of soceity trampling elephants?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# kind of man leg, like a society of trampling elephants
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# ah
i know exactly what you're talking about. bugger. :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# elephant slippers?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Happy 5th B3taday!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Which one is you?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# the one with the minor headache
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Find something smaller than you to stamp on.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# I prefer to push back rather than take it out on others
just don't have the energy right now
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# lavender and bergamot foot rub
administered by the future mrs toast.

it might not help, but feel the love from that foot rub.

i suggest something with a high caffine content or lots of drugs and water.

also, hello toasty, how are you?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:59, archived)
# hello mr thor, got to love you and leave you, off out for a bit
byeeee
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# headaches area great when everything else feels numb
may i suggest drinking 2 glasses of water, brushing your teeth, a nice relaxing poo and a hot bath (preferably not at the same time) then bed
I often find a sugar rush stops most headaches (for me anyways)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha, what a mess that would be
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# everyone knows the only cure for headaches is taking two tesco extra power pain reliever tablets
followed by a trepanning.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:55, archived)
# trepanning is the best solution
it'll release the demons plaguing your brain.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# if you pour yakult into your trepanning hole
it will get rid of the bad ghosts and keep the good ones.

/science
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# this might cheer you up
Tonights play "The night I slept with John Candy" by Earl Otterby

We met on a rainy Wednesday night, it was at the McTootles pub. He walked through the door, he had been drinking already and forgot to open the door, the glass went every where.

I rushed over to see if he was all right, he mumbled some thing and then looked at me and the spark happened. We went over to the bar, I got us both a beer and some shots ... Read moreof vodka. We sat there and talked for ages, both looking longingly in to each others eyes. He touched my knee and I went weak at the knees, I smiled and he flared his eyes at me.

The barman told us to get lost and called us bumberteers, we started to walk back to his place. Holding hands, talking and laughing, we finally got to his place, he opened the front door. We went in and as soon as the door shut we were all over each other. We got to his bed and kiss and cuddles each other, then we soddermised each other until we were raw. I asked him to dress like Uncle Buck, then we fucked.

Afterwards he just held me in his arms, it felt nice and safe in them. We fell asleep like that, when we woke we kissed and watched the world going by outside the window. He got up and made breakfast, we ate it in bed. It was starting to get late and he had to and do a shoot, we got dressed and went to the front door, kissed for the last time and stood looking into each others eyes, so we could imprint the night before in to are minds forever. I walked outside and he closed the door, I walked away and we walked out of each others lives forever, but we still had that memory.

The End
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# words words words
where is my cake?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# read it, you might enjoy it. The 2nd of my plays/stories
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# precious moments
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# indeed sir
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51, archived)
# OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56, archived)
# it does say the the word play
The David Niven one I did last night was better
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)
# *wipes away tear*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:03, archived)
# my work here is done :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Why is it always raining in your plays?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:25, archived)
# it's a metaphor for his inner saddness
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:37, archived)
# you trod on my monkey!!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Humm I'm guessing statue rather than pigeon today...
Bummer.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49, archived)
# are you calling me a pigeon bummer?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Well I wasn't...
but I can if it'll cheer you up.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53, archived)
# awww, bless your face.
no new image contest :( boo.

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# can't stop staring at elephant knee...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:07, archived)
# :((
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:41, archived)
# *dreams of being as far away from the UK as possible*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Awwwwwwww
kniturtles
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# turknits
sounds tasty
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# This is warm.
I like it muchly.

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# but isn't that Kidderminster?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
# aww aint that cute...
hang on wheres the new compo?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# lols :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahahaha
I like it!

EDIT\ Now they will have to use My image challenge idea
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I like mine
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Argh!
Why?!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# what?
thats a great compo idea! pfft
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# You're right, yours is better.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :)
That was great
I think we should revist an old compo from back in the day!
like penguins v monkeys (NO REPOSTS IN A NEW THREAD)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# P.S. looks more like this
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# unfortuantly the world does not revolve around your anus...
well it might but... no
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Quite right
It revolves around my massive balls
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:31, archived)
# What? Farnce?
*woos*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Turtles - yay this is lovely and warm looking!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55, archived)
# That's the excuse I need
to eat turtles
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Awwww lully
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Ok, you have killed the board
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# this is a nice picture full of nice things
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Turtles are da shit!


Especially Disco Turtles
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:45, archived)
# >:[
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:29, archived)
# supplies!
*glees*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# boi-yoing!!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# hehe
may I suggest "Animate it hard!"
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha!
Chocolate and a punch in the mouth.How delightful.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# reminds me of an art idea i had
film someone opening say 50 kinder surprise toys one after the other. upon opening each egg they would act really really surprised that there was a toy inside and freak out for a few seconds before returning to a normal slightly glum expression. this video would constantly loop.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# If this isn't done by the end of next week, I will be disappointed in you.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# the internet will be cut off soon
nevermind buying 50 kinder eggs. :(

its in my bulging notepad of good ideas though.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# You should give me some/all of those ideas.
I rarely get any executable ones XD

Why are you being cut off?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# i'm a total tramp
unfortunately
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:48, archived)
# I'd buy you internets if I could afford them :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:50, archived)
# they look terrible
buy some top trumps instead.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Well it's on my wish list anyway;
Before that I'm getting LotR: Conquest and The Art of H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos.
And probably a new phone.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Best of the eggs
woo
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hehe
I used to love those. Not when i was a kid though, about 5 years ago!

Nice surprise! Now do one with an unexpected horse
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Heheh
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# hehehehe!
a wee tj/ i keep getting this error
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/k1x26e0x.aspx

this page may as well be written in Swahili for all the sense it makes to me.is it a windows/ motherboard or application error and can i fix it by reinstalling something? i'm old and stupid and don't understand
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# get a mac
they are perfect and never ever break.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Until they become self aware and kill themselves.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# thankyou for your sagely advise
slight tj/ anus for hire, i need to buy a mac, will consider bareback/dry for an extra quid.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# have you tried poking it with a stick?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# and rubbing it with an oily rag
what i really need is a translation of the page into inglish
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Hahahahahah
Do want! :]
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05, archived)
# ^_^
Hello lovely!
Good day?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Why hello.
Yeah, s'alright.
Yours?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# It was ok.
I was shaking a lot ;]

Can we talk on AIM?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Hahahah

Sure thing.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yaaaay :3
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# aaahhhhahhhahhahhh YES
 
WOO I SAY
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10, archived)
# evenin'
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# eveninf
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# shup
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# shup
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] They dont accept cheques
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:15, archived)
# I used to work at a Czech ski resort.
That's factually true.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Was it any good?
Were there GIRLS?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Yes and Yes.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:21, archived)
# I actually went to see Eddie the Eagle at some shopping centre in the West End
the memory still haunts me
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:20, archived)
# She gets around.
This is the little old woman you see crying on the news,
no matter where in the world they are reporting from.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# he's Jimmy Hill and Dennis Taylor's love child
fact!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# New image challenge now open
Imagine a confused old woman on skis being shoved down a steep hill. Now fire up Photoshop and show us the results.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Why is there no image challenge yet?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I was wondering this.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Look, let's just skip to the fun part
and start shoving old women down hills
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# My auntie is Czech
and she was the women's army skiing champion in 1968.
That's not her though.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Improve current television programmes idea #1: Judy delivers justice via quick wash
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# cancelling it would be better
woo though
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:11, archived)
# everyone loves judge judy.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Guesses "They'll get this one in about 5 seconds"
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# Nearly 15 minutes now and I'm still stumped.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)
# west point?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:19, archived)
# west (25 years to) life
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Ok.................nearest.
WESTLIFE.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# A work in progress.
I wonder if anyone will figure it out.

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# cow bridge lips stitch king ham green road man arsenal mountain cock?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# was I close?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# not even a wee bit?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Hmmmmmm.......
no
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:30, archived)
# aaawk man..
I thought I had it :(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Oxbridge
Ricelip
King's Park
Turnham Green
Gloucester Road
etc etc etc yadda yadda yadda.

District Line
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Piccadilly
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# How is that Kings Cross???
EDIT: Holy shite how long is that?! I dodn't know I had to scroll for another half!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Obviously I'm missing most of the stations right now.
I think Turnham Green and Cockfosters are pretty good though.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# MORNINGTON CRESCENT


an old done...

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Hehe.
Quite atrocious.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# super gas tape pen drive login sheedy dough shoes?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Ah, just got it.
Is that an "iStick"?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# that it be
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# not worth its own thread


bindun?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Oxbridge 3 pips on a lip King's Park
Greenham Gloucester Road Some Guy Arsenal Sedimentary Penis

Arsenal Sedimentary is a great name for a football club
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# At least give him a sticker
for trying
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I reckon it's the London Underground
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# I think you're right
that's what I've guessed down there \/
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
#
Uxbridge - Ruislip - Park Royal - Turnham Green - Gloucester Road - Russell Square - Arsenal - Wood Green - Cockfosters.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# PANTS
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28, archived)
# haha arsenal sedimentary
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Once Upon A Time
There was a lovely little sausage called A Vagabond, and it lived happily ever after.

The end.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16, archived)
# No
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# *cries*
Beautiful.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I'm bloody not.
I am lovely.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
bridgecowlipkinggreenmeatgloucesteroldqueerarsenalrockdon'tletthiscockcomebetweenus?

What do I win?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# No
and nothing
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# line.jpg?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# It's a clue of sorts.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# is it that welsh train station
?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Its something too big for my screen
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Work in progrss?!
Have you tried using your words?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I would
I'd save you ffrom going to all that bother with that crap.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Will you de ris us?
Could you gaz me the answer otherwise ill go nuts
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'll probably just say in a minute.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# bullbridge seedlips kingpark ham green ham gloucester road old fella football team ??????? old folks with a crudely drawn cock
I don't mind telling you that this is completely shit
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Well, so long as YOU don't mind.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I miss limes
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# HHHAHAHAH
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Kurious Lime!!!
yay \o/
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# *high pitched scrrrrreeeeeeee noise* :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# It's a tube line
but I forget which one
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Turnham Green
was the giveaway
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I wish I had a prize for you.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# \o/
look at me with my random picture association skillz
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# I almost care.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# show-off
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# I almost care that you almost care.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Gis a clue FFS.....
Movie title???

Figure of speech???

Poem???

Proverb???
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# It's the Piccadilly Line.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Gesundheit...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty You're Listening to the Boy from the Big Bad City this is Jam Hot?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# District Line
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# So close
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# reminds me of this a bit
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Rare bit of mindpissery there
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23, archived)
# 'kin 'ell.
obscurest pissage evar.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# this is jam hot
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# I'm sure you popped that 'this is' in later on.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# *glees*
tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty...
...You're listening to the boy from the big bad city this is jam hot!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# am i listening to sounds
of the big bad city? is it jam hot?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ya think?:P
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# not usually, is it jam hot?
na na na na na na na na na na na.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Is it the Piccadilly Line?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# If you'd said two minutes ago....
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Meh, I didn't cheat,
I'm just happy I got it :3
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Bullzilla Herpes Disney E-coli Accidentblackspot Stiff CUNTS Sediment Proudmarriedcousinswithgiantmutantpenischildoffspring
pfft
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# FP this now!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Yes!
Turn the FP sideways!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I think this over wide image has clogged up the board
it's no longer moving
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I figured out that it's too
fucking massive you 'tard.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Learn scrolling.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I should not have to.
You might want to learn some fucking courtesy and consideration.
I can't wait for you to waste another thread when you decide this is 'finished'
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Lessons in courtesy and consideration from the person who's calling a stranger a "tard" for posting an image that's too wide?
Think I'll pass on those.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I use the Piccadilly line most days, and 'cockfosters' always makes me laugh.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:51, archived)
# These are the images that go through my head every day.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# top tip <img width=100% src="insert link here"> saves me clicking hide this post
:)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59, archived)
# I don't see what the problem with it is, it's not big, just wide.
If you don't want to scroll then you don't have to.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# its annoying
wide is another word for big...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47, archived)
# No it isn''t.
Big is wide + long.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50, archived)
# ...don't make a hide turn into an ignore now...
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:13, archived)
# I just don't understand your problem.
Big images are bad because they take ages to load, use up bandwidth and take a while to scroll past. This is none of these. If you want to ignore me just for not agreeing with you then feel free.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20, archived)
# bumsniffer
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Hello, all.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Doh!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Either way he's buggered.

Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# ...under the name La Toya
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago


edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.
www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Flux capacitor ftw!

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hmmm....
Maybe this is the root of all his issues.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12, archived)
# If I could click this more biggly I would
As it's fab.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# C-c-c-combo breaker!
Kiss ma badself.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha, that'll learn 'im
woo :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# hahaha
edit: also still no new compo?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha yes.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any.

maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yes, the joke in the popbitch mailout was good wasn't it.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:10, archived)
# ha well thought
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Isn't Tiger Woods crap now?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:12, archived)
# He was injured for a while
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO...

Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13, archived)
# some arsey comment about popbitch or something
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14, archived)
# not nice to
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21, archived)
# jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms.

being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke.


and I like Stewart Lee
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31, archived)
# well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)

and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text.

Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25, archived)
# nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37, archived)
# if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47, archived)
# this needs an FP!
*clicketyw00*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00, archived)
# pfffffft
Whoops!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Woo
Yay

Hoopla
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:32, archived)
# only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now.


*moanmoanmoan*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Says who?
Is there a big rule book of black?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29, archived)
# If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2

But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00, archived)
# black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23, archived)
# here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks...
I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president"
Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
(, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37, archived)
# haha!
but why so microscopic?
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50, archived)
# So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07, archived)
# oh my god, fnord!
you're STILL reading all the archives?
amazing!
and nice to see you!

(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)
# fan-
bloody-tastic! best fp for ages!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# ha
true story
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You and I
Have a lot in common, Mr Stmoo.
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# too fucking funny!
that is just too funny!
(, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# ..
(8)Annie im a paedo, im a paedo, im a paedo annie(8)


(, Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# "Drop teh cheez, or ther will bee twouble."
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Dead or alive you're coming with me.
Woo!

EDIT:Needs more weedol.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Drop it. Dead or alive
oh - dead will have to do then.

EDIT: cock few secs too late.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Better than a cock too seconds too early.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hehe
end of work day officelollage :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:58, archived)
# You have 20 seconds to comply!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I can't beleive no-one's mentioned "UPHOLD TEH PAW"
so sad....
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# :)
4. Catified
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# That would be Directive Paw
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05, archived)
# too much paw
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08, archived)
# input [MEOW MIX...MEOW MI..MEOW..MEOW..Meoooow]

[FATAL ERROR]
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Have I spoilt it for everyone yet?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Heeellllooo!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# toot toot
pip pip
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# you bounder! :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :) bounder.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# well hellllyooooooo
I saaaaay
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59, archived)
# "Diing doong"
"Raaatherrr"
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yay!
Only, Heeeelloooo is Leslie Philip's catchphrase :)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# kissycrab
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# looks like the rocky horror show lips
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Pinchy blowjobs
all round
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Mwah

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# I'm confused
Would fancying a sperm whale make me gay?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00, archived)
# only if your balls touch
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Nuts to you Dawkins
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# eh?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# The number 86 bus...
...is a spacecraft.

Since I have always thought that this was true of the 207, I'm not hugely surprised.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# God? Believe?
Dawkins? Ahh, sod it.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Ah,
I suspect Dawkins would have made a very good evangelical, well, a very loud one.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hahaha
I'll just slip this in here (and remove it from down there)

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# we are hear to colour in and not four the spellings and the grammars
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Wonderful, sir.
Oh, you are *so* *clicked*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Agreed and clicked.
But I had to go and look up "Barbarossa" because every time I see it, I see "Barbara" and was worried about you calling him "sir".
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I'm thinking of adding "mr" to my user name
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:47, archived)
# i was thinking about you doing that too ?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I was thinking about him doing it
in the bath
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Steady on!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56, archived)
# O! Sorry...
But one cannot make assumptions. Ladies can work computers, (according to a letter my missus wrote to me) and I can't help what my hind-brain sees!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I like to bring a little decorum to things
where at all possible.

;-)

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nicely done
hehe *topical click*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50, archived)
# been done yet?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53, archived)
# brilliant!
*clicks*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Just heard about the Madonna nude photo expected to reach $15,000 at auction
and decided to let everyone see it without the mental scarring I went through.


Click for the original photo if you dare


News item here.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Original" photo for teh fucking win!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
WINS WINS WINS
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# You're very kind.
Also: top quote from that news story:

"In that shot, which was also sold to Playboy, Madonna is in a short red dress, while a man kneels beside her, contemplating her stockings."
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha
yeah I saw that too
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Whoever buys it could have saved a fortune and just bought a KFC bargain bucket.
As you'd pay only a tenner and you'd still get some dried out ond bird and at least you could put the bone in it's box!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Riverghost will be here all week - Try The Veal!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Try the mutton more like:P
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# mmmmmm Mutton........
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
# No link again!!
:(
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Woo-to the-YAY!!!
:D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Hahahahah!!!!!!
The real one is a winning real one!

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I saw her clunge...
...in some old copy of Playboy or similar. Not a bad looking woman, if a bit hirsute, (which was the fashion at the time, they tell me).

But with the distance of years, if I may quote Peter Griffin; "Yeah she's nude, but who gives a shit?"
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40, archived)
# honestly?
fuck it I'm printing these out...

www.classycelebs.com/galleries/285/

N.S.F.W!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Last time I saw bush like that was when I went camping in Australia.

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Beautiful boobs though.
.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Herro.... I wuv woo... x

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I used to work for her
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Drew Barrymore?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Not greasy enough....
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Michael Barrymore?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# and no cocaine up the nose and in the ears
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(have)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# sympathises
She made me go gay
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I think I once thew this one back.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# I imagine she smells like suet.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Dear God!!!
I have teh fear...(I reckon I've had her...) :D
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *offers counseling*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Woo
I recognise her. I'm sure I used to eat fish kebabs off her naval.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *checks facebook friends list*
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Ha!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# wood

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# woodn't
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# but if she took those specs off - you know you would.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Hollywood rule number 17 ;)
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Deep breath) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# I'd bet she'd make poster girl 2009 for the dental association of great britain with gnashers like those.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Jesus Dry Stone Walling Whilst Being Pursued By A Pack Of Mad Yacks Christ!!!!!!!!
What the helll?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I wouldn't kick it into bed!
*Not even k3b/-\b's bed for a laugh!

EDIT: Compo it! HARD!
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I know her Mum.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23, archived)
# So she is your sister...

*FWAPS
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You do realise...
...that you're asking for a MOID rush again, don't you.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# A what now?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Holy shit!
Message ends.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Grandmother of Grandmother Of Shoes?
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Ha Ha
I know those teeth...sorry, mistaken, I'm thinking of Brighton beach.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Good lord!
That actually made me shudder when I scrolled down the page.
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34, archived)

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