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Ahh Nirvana
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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LOL UR GREY HAS LEAKED OUT ALL OVER
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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WHAT A MESS
FIX IT NOW
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14,
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IM NOT TOUCHING ANOTHER MANS GREY
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16,
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WELL, BUMS;
BUMS TO YOU ALL.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17,
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I WILL TOUCH ANOTHER MANS BUM IF YOU LIKE.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18,
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COLLECT YOUR FREE BUMS BY FREEPHONING* 0800 3BUMS2U
*First minute free, every minute after that is £1.86 and a half of a pence. And one button.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:21,
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THE BUTTONS IS WHERE THEY GET YOU
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24,
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I had to throw away six fully-functional shirts because of that phonecall.
However now I have all the bums I could wish for. Five to be exact. Five bums.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:27,
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ROLOLFFEL
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:29,
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DID YOU ALSO SEE THIS?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:32,
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Nice sneakers.
A while back Converse released some Kurt Cobain sneakers. They were pre-dirtied, but strangely free of blood-spatters.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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Did they not have a hole in them?
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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No but they shot up in price, then dropped dramatically.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11,
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Dead man's shoes!
Prety much sick really!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16,
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I must go sleepy tiem now it is sleepy tiem
nn sleepy tiem zz
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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:(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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G'night mr meats
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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Buy the Kurt Kobain last moments collectable figurine
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11,
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ha ha haaaaaaaaa
this is ace!!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42,
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I always pictured it like this
there's more than one way to get famous sorry coutney, please don't kill me too
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InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:31,
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OH HAI I'M THE POLICE SANDWICH DOCUMENTER
AND I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR SANDWICHES LOL
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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if I got on masterchef
I would do a bacon sandwich.
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:13,
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NICE PLATE OF FOOD!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15,
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I would serve plain yogurt
but I'd call it a pretentious silly name.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15,
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this prompted me to read a conspiracy theory webpage.
meanwhile, nice pic.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:15,
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I like the leg
Maybe it had just grey.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18,
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beep beep! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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There's no use honking your horn now, you've already hit her.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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splat!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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GRRRRRR
classic Rev J
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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;)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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ewwww...
nicely done.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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cheers!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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would...anyone we know or a random from deviantart/flikr?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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randmoness!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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cunt it in the fuck!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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beep beep!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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wwwrraaaaarrghhh
woo
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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grrrr
bwains! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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Woosome.
As ever!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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cheers!
what did ure sig say??
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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It said....
"Is now a grandad.Yay!" Cos I am!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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*complains*
congratumalations!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17,
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why did people complain?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:17,
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No-one did.
Just an in-joke between me and THFH, about his reposting of pics we've all seen hundreds of times before.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:19,
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congrats btw!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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Cheers.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:25,
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Exorcist to aisle 1, Exorcist to aisle 1.
woo :D
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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hahahaa
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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eruuurghhh!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:33,
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GYAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!
:)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:42,
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OH HAI THAR INTURNOTS
I BRING A MESSAGE A PEACE AND GOODWILL TO ALL, EXCEPT MAYBE GRONKPAN OR SOMETHING.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55,
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I am feeling, mostly, like this
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57,
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PULSATING IRIS MAN HAS SPOKEN
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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tho I was involuntary pooing earlier today
but that subsided
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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URK.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59,
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also, scribble mens get all the babes
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00,
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Not if thr cvrd in poo
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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OMGPOO!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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REDCOCKPOO
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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"This is redcockpoo country"
"yup" *camera pans to small camp fire* "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa reckon" *camera pans to horizon* *SLOGAN ON SCREEN: 'REDCOCKPOO'*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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RAISINPOO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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FIST OF THE NORTH STAR 50 RASIN POO!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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intrigued by your tri-hallued form
and your malkempt scratchity crotch. it bewitches.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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MY TORSO IS BUT ANOTHER FACE
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00,
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it mesmerise it
as it pulsates
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10,
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Y R U BEIN A FUCK TO GRONKPAN
HE ONLY WANT TO BE LOVED OR POSSIBLY HE WANTS TO KILL YOU BUT THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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ARGH NO IVE BEEN RUMBLED :(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:58,
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HA!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:59,
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ONCE UPON A TIME I KILLED HIM DEAD BUT THEN HE GOT BETTER AND SUPER PISSED OFF AND BECAME A MOD AND THEN ALL THE OTHER MODS DIDNT LIKE HIM AND THEN WE WENT AND HAD JUICE.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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HOORAY!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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WHERE'S THE NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE?!
I DEMAND NEW IMAGE CHALLENEGE E
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00,
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DESPITE MY CONSTANT SPAMMING NOTHING HAS HAPPENED.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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CAN WE DO THIS ONE PLEASE?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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VOTE FOR ME!! *KISSES BABBY LEMON* *FEELS LEMON'S MAN BOOBIES*
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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\0/
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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despite because of /:)
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16,
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Is it "post anything" time now?
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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The challenge is
to imagine what the challenge is. Imagine you fire up Photoshop and show us.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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It's too late
I've already imagined I've won
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11,
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I know! I see the future...
EDIT: On that note. *boing* off to bed for me.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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what's up boy, got a little front page fever?
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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On noes!
It's is lemon's drunken incarnation!!! Save me Mr Scribble! Save me from the evil Badly Drawn Boy!!!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00,
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IM NOT DRUNK :(
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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Well work on it dammit.
It looked like a hallmark pissed lemon image:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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I CANT IM GOING TO BE DOING A MEDICAL TRAIL
I WILL TRY AND MAKE SOME STUFF IF THE DRUGS THEY GIVE ME ARE TRIPPY.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:18,
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I feel like emptying my desk drawer
then putting all of the stuff back in after looking at them
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:00,
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my desk doesn't even have drawers
:(
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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MY DESK IS AN OLD SCHOOL DESK WITH LIFTY UP LIDS
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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I keep seeing little wooden school desks with the ink well and the lift up lid on the side of the road
and I find it hard to believe I was ever small enough to fit underneath such a thing. I also wonder why they are at the side of the road. And I know I grew up in the 80s, but why do all my childhood photos look like the 1970s. And why did my School have ink wells in the desks? Pens had ink in them for at least 50 years before I started there. Edit: Spooky mindpiss
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gaijintendo v2.0 compressed ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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because things and events become older quicker than we realise they do
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:08,
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FUCK IT HAS AN INKWELL TOO
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:09,
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Im New Here
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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aaaaw bless :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:05,
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:)
*HAPPY NOISES*
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:06,
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aw
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:07,
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I can't be coming on b3ta to see babies!
Everyone will think I want to grow another one when I go "Awwwwwww look at the BABY!" Which you have to do, it's the law when you're a mum.
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Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:14,
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This one belongs to my sister
but its changed me from being in the "Im never having kids" camp. To the "I want a dozen of them" opinion.
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P3L3 is not my real name. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:16,
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Lovely.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:24,
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I see Beast from X Men
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:01,
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Well that's the wonders of same sex marriages.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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that's because the drawing is of gronkpan
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:02,
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YOUVE GONE TOO FAR.
ENJOY YOUR BAN.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:10,
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are you upset at the crappy likeness?
to be honest I don't know what he looks like.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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I DONT KNOW IM PROBABLY MESSING WITH FORCES OUTSIDE MY COMPRHRENSION BY INVOKING GRONKPAN THOUGH
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:23,
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O HAI we are the lemon
I'm a dirty little tag title watcher and I am heavily aroused by your art btw you suck for that awesome profile which disallows the observation of your past endeavours
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:03,
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I LIKE TAGS
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:11,
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Oh Hai Mr We are the.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:04,
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HAI MSTANDOT.
WHAT HAVE I MISSED OUT ON?
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:12,
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I dunno?
I'm now a grandad.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:26,
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haha really?
Hurrah!
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We are the lemon irked your craw on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:30,
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hello, I am tired.
how is wee Arthur?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:37,
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Yay!
Where you been? I was just thinking about your lubberly pics, and the lack of them only today!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:34,
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Suddenly, this happens.
ed: i am bored. what should i draw this evening?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:06,
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I hate it when that happens...
Lahrveley!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09,
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MEKABEETLE VS SEAGULLZOIDS..BATTLE FIGHT!!!
Exp +14
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09,
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*rolls 2d10*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16,
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I support the endeavours of the armoured beetle.
Woo
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:09,
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Marvellous as ever.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12,
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LANDING GEAR ENGAGED!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:12,
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woosome, as ever!
draw a teddy bear staring wistfully as the shattered remains of all it held dear float away into the cold dark heart of an evil barbie doll. With lighting and lasers!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16,
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^ haha
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18,
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verr nahce
I just saw a film trailer and now have "Underworld : Rise of the Lichens" stuck in my head. Perhaps you could illustrate it.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:16,
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someone did that t'other day...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18,
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Good
It should stop bugging me now! edit : excellent! It's not just me then.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20,
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whoop!
Hmmm, draw the Statue of Liberty exploding like shattered glass and in the background Godzilla is eating a massive ice-cream while the Sun and Moon are jousting.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:19,
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Also
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30,
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I support this message.
your one not mine. well I guess I support mine as well. hmm... I support these messages.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56,
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The Sun and the Moon jousting?
"When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I licked his back. And he doesn't know I licked his back! All in his yellow suit!... "
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:44,
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"When you are no longer funny, there is a person people say is the bbc commissioning editor. I saw the bbc commissioning editor once, and he came past me, really fast. And it was an, it was called, the, a production meeting. And he came fast! But as he came past, I, I begged him to commission another series. And he pretended not to know I begged him to commission another series! All in his Armani suit!... "
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:56,
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stunning as per
nice!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20,
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the three witches from hamlet
around their cauldron, in the wood, under moonlight,watched by the creatures of the night
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:23,
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Wows!
Draw Leonard the flying soup spoon whizzing past a village made of bees whilst proclaming in an unknown tongue that the price of frozen prawns is morally too high but that they do great deals at iceland.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:28,
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or
somebody inhaling the sound from an electric generator whilst playing an armadillo like a double bass.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30,
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incredible nonsence
I suddest an guitar, a polar bear, a ice hockey player, and a quarry truck. on a half exploded moon.
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munzor in the jungle ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:30,
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What about some form of tree dwelling rodent with human mammary glands?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:43,
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you should draw a
molotov marshmellow exploding after being thrown bvy a revolutionary scarecrow infested by the red plaguing communist tenticals. While all a round The country burns in the flames of eagles. EDIT: also this is tremendously woo.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:48,
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so much awesome
in one drawing,
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:53,
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draw: invasion of holiday resort by angry drunken sharks (with obligatory fricken laZer eyes)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:54,
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how about angry drunken sharks being invaded by a holiday resort?
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:55,
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it could happen!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:57,
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hello B3ta how are you, I feel like this right now
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:45,
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like an elephant leg trampling on the mankind of soceity?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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sadly no, quite the opposite
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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mankind of soceity trampling elephants?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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kind of man leg, like a society of trampling elephants
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51,
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ah
i know exactly what you're talking about. bugger. :(
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58,
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elephant slippers?
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Mehitabel_Itrang ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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Happy 5th B3taday!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:18,
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Which one is you?
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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the one with the minor headache
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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Find something smaller than you to stamp on.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49,
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I prefer to push back rather than take it out on others
just don't have the energy right now
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52,
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lavender and bergamot foot rub
administered by the future mrs toast. it might not help, but feel the love from that foot rub. i suggest something with a high caffine content or lots of drugs and water. also, hello toasty, how are you?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:59,
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hello mr thor, got to love you and leave you, off out for a bit
byeeee
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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headaches area great when everything else feels numb
may i suggest drinking 2 glasses of water, brushing your teeth, a nice relaxing poo and a hot bath (preferably not at the same time) then bed I often find a sugar rush stops most headaches (for me anyways)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:52,
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hahaha, what a mess that would be
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53,
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everyone knows the only cure for headaches is taking two tesco extra power pain reliever tablets
followed by a trepanning.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:55,
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trepanning is the best solution
it'll release the demons plaguing your brain.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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if you pour yakult into your trepanning hole
it will get rid of the bad ghosts and keep the good ones. /science
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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this might cheer you up
Tonights play "The night I slept with John Candy" by Earl Otterby We met on a rainy Wednesday night, it was at the McTootles pub. He walked through the door, he had been drinking already and forgot to open the door, the glass went every where. I rushed over to see if he was all right, he mumbled some thing and then looked at me and the spark happened. We went over to the bar, I got us both a beer and some shots ... Read moreof vodka. We sat there and talked for ages, both looking longingly in to each others eyes. He touched my knee and I went weak at the knees, I smiled and he flared his eyes at me. The barman told us to get lost and called us bumberteers, we started to walk back to his place. Holding hands, talking and laughing, we finally got to his place, he opened the front door. We went in and as soon as the door shut we were all over each other. We got to his bed and kiss and cuddles each other, then we soddermised each other until we were raw. I asked him to dress like Uncle Buck, then we fucked. Afterwards he just held me in his arms, it felt nice and safe in them. We fell asleep like that, when we woke we kissed and watched the world going by outside the window. He got up and made breakfast, we ate it in bed. It was starting to get late and he had to and do a shoot, we got dressed and went to the front door, kissed for the last time and stood looking into each others eyes, so we could imprint the night before in to are minds forever. I walked outside and he closed the door, I walked away and we walked out of each others lives forever, but we still had that memory. The End
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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words words words
where is my cake?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49,
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read it, you might enjoy it. The 2nd of my plays/stories
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56,
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precious moments
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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indeed sir
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:51,
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OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:56,
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it does say the the word play
The David Niven one I did last night was better
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:58,
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*wipes away tear*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:03,
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my work here is done :)
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:04,
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Why is it always raining in your plays?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:25,
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it's a metaphor for his inner saddness
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:37,
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you trod on my monkey!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:48,
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Humm I'm guessing statue rather than pigeon today...
Bummer.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:49,
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are you calling me a pigeon bummer?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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Well I wasn't...
but I can if it'll cheer you up.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:53,
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awww, bless your face.
no new image contest :( boo.
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arrangedletters ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54,
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can't stop staring at elephant knee...
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:07,
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:((
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:41,
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*dreams of being as far away from the UK as possible*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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Awwwwwwww
kniturtles
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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turknits
sounds tasty
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boff FL OZ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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This is warm.
I like it muchly.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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but isn't that Kidderminster?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44,
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aww aint that cute...
hang on wheres the new compo?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:44,
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45,
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:)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45,
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lols :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:47,
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hahahaha
I like it! EDIT\ Now they will have to use My image challenge idea
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:49,
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I like mine
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55,
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Argh!
Why?!
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:56,
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what?
thats a great compo idea! pfft
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05,
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You're right, yours is better.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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:)
That was great I think we should revist an old compo from back in the day! like penguins v monkeys (NO REPOSTS IN A NEW THREAD)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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P.S. looks more like this
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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unfortuantly the world does not revolve around your anus...
well it might but... no
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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Quite right
It revolves around my massive balls
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:31,
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What? Farnce?
*woos*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:45,
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Turtles - yay this is lovely and warm looking!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:55,
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That's the excuse I need
to eat turtles
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:57,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:35,
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Awwww lully
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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Ok, you have killed the board
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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this is a nice picture full of nice things
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:08,
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Turtles are da shit!
Especially Disco Turtles
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Right-Sequitur follows along rightly ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:45,
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>:[
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:29,
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supplies!
*glees*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30,
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boi-yoing!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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hehe
may I suggest "Animate it hard!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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Ha!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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hahaha!
Chocolate and a punch in the mouth.How delightful.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:32,
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reminds me of an art idea i had
film someone opening say 50 kinder surprise toys one after the other. upon opening each egg they would act really really surprised that there was a toy inside and freak out for a few seconds before returning to a normal slightly glum expression. this video would constantly loop.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37,
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If this isn't done by the end of next week, I will be disappointed in you.
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:38,
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the internet will be cut off soon
nevermind buying 50 kinder eggs. :( its in my bulging notepad of good ideas though.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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You should give me some/all of those ideas.
I rarely get any executable ones XD Why are you being cut off?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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i'm a total tramp
unfortunately
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:48,
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I'd buy you internets if I could afford them :(
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:50,
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they look terrible
buy some top trumps instead.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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Well it's on my wish list anyway;
Before that I'm getting LotR: Conquest and The Art of H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. And probably a new phone.
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04,
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Best of the eggs
woo
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:39,
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Hehe
I used to love those. Not when i was a kid though, about 5 years ago! Nice surprise! Now do one with an unexpected horse
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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Heheh
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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hehehehe!
a wee tj/ i keep getting this errormsdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/k1x26e0x.aspx this page may as well be written in Swahili for all the sense it makes to me.is it a windows/ motherboard or application error and can i fix it by reinstalling something? i'm old and stupid and don't understand
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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get a mac
they are perfect and never ever break.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:02,
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Until they become self aware and kill themselves.
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04,
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thankyou for your sagely advise
slight tj/ anus for hire, i need to buy a mac, will consider bareback/dry for an extra quid.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:04,
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have you tried poking it with a stick?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:06,
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and rubbing it with an oily rag
what i really need is a translation of the page into inglish
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:07,
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Hahahahahah
Do want! :]
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:05,
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^_^
Hello lovely! Good day?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:10,
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Why hello.
Yeah, s'alright. Yours?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:15,
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It was ok.
I was shaking a lot ;] Can we talk on AIM?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18,
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Hahahah
Sure thing.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:18,
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Yaaaay :3
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:19,
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aaahhhhahhhahhahhh YES
WOO I SAY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:41,
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hahaha
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:10,
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evenin'
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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eveninf
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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shup
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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shup
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:31,
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Hahah!
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:30,
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They dont accept cheques
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:15,
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I used to work at a Czech ski resort.
That's factually true.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:16,
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Was it any good?
Were there GIRLS?
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:14,
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Yes and Yes.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:21,
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I actually went to see Eddie the Eagle at some shopping centre in the West End
the memory still haunts me
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:20,
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She gets around.
This is the little old woman you see crying on the news, no matter where in the world they are reporting from.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:21,
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he's Jimmy Hill and Dennis Taylor's love child
fact!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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New image challenge now open
Imagine a confused old woman on skis being shoved down a steep hill. Now fire up Photoshop and show us the results.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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Why is there no image challenge yet?
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:36,
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I was wondering this.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:37,
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Look, let's just skip to the fun part
and start shoving old women down hills
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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My auntie is Czech
and she was the women's army skiing champion in 1968. That's not her though.
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:37,
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Improve current television programmes idea #1: Judy delivers justice via quick wash
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:07,
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cancelling it would be better
woo though
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:11,
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everyone loves judge judy.
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postbear has metal knees ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:34,
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Guesses "They'll get this one in about 5 seconds"
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:05,
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Nearly 15 minutes now and I'm still stumped.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:17,
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west point?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:19,
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west (25 years to) life
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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Ok.................nearest.
WESTLIFE.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:40,
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A work in progress.
I wonder if anyone will figure it out.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14,
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cow bridge lips stitch king ham green road man arsenal mountain cock?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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No
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18,
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was I close?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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No.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23,
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not even a wee bit?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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Hmmmmmm.......
no
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:30,
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aaawk man..
I thought I had it :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36,
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Oxbridge
Ricelip King's Park Turnham Green Gloucester Road etc etc etc yadda yadda yadda. District Line
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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Piccadilly
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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How is that Kings Cross???
EDIT: Holy shite how long is that?! I dodn't know I had to scroll for another half!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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Obviously I'm missing most of the stations right now.
I think Turnham Green and Cockfosters are pretty good though.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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MORNINGTON CRESCENT
an old done...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
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Hehe.
Quite atrocious.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46,
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arf!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49,
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super gas tape pen drive login sheedy dough shoes?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:50,
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Ah, just got it.
Is that an "iStick"?
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:52,
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that it be
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54,
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not worth its own thread
bindun?
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klem tsmradio.net - The D & M Show listen online 9:30pm ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:02,
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Oxbridge 3 pips on a lip King's Park
Greenham Gloucester Road Some Guy Arsenal Sedimentary Penis Arsenal Sedimentary is a great name for a football club
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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No.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18,
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At least give him a sticker
for trying
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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I reckon it's the London Underground
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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I think you're right
that's what I've guessed down there \/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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Uxbridge - Ruislip - Park Royal - Turnham Green - Gloucester Road - Russell Square - Arsenal - Wood Green - Cockfosters.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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PANTS
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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haha arsenal sedimentary
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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Once Upon A Time
There was a lovely little sausage called A Vagabond, and it lived happily ever after. The end.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:16,
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No
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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*cries*
Beautiful.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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OOH YOU FUCKING LIAR
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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I'm bloody not.
I am lovely.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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bridgecowlipkinggreenmeatgloucesteroldqueerarsenalrockdon'tletthiscockcomebetweenus? What do I win?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17,
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No
and nothing
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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line.jpg?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17,
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It's a clue of sorts.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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is it that welsh train station
?
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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Its something too big for my screen
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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Work in progrss?!
Have you tried using your words?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:17,
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No.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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I would
I'd save you ffrom going to all that bother with that crap.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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Will you de ris us?
Could you gaz me the answer otherwise ill go nuts
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Jorvic ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:18,
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I'll probably just say in a minute.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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bullbridge seedlips kingpark ham green ham gloucester road old fella football team ??????? old folks with a crudely drawn cock
I don't mind telling you that this is completely shit
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:19,
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Well, so long as YOU don't mind.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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I miss limes
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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(
Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32,
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HHHAHAHAH
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36,
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Kurious Lime!!!
yay \o/
(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38,
archived )
*high pitched scrrrrreeeeeeee noise* :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:40,
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It's a tube line
but I forget which one
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:20,
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Turnham Green
was the giveaway
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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I wish I had a prize for you.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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\o/
look at me with my random picture association skillz
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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I almost care.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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show-off
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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I almost care that you almost care.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
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Gis a clue FFS.....
Movie title??? Figure of speech??? Poem??? Proverb???
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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It's the Piccadilly Line.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:32,
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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Gesundheit...
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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty You're Listening to the Boy from the Big Bad City this is Jam Hot?
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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No.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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District Line
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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So close
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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reminds me of this a bit
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:22,
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Rare bit of mindpissery there
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DogHorse plop ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:23,
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'kin 'ell.
obscurest pissage evar.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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this is jam hot
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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I'm sure you popped that 'this is' in later on.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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*glees*
tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty... ...You're listening to the boy from the big bad city this is jam hot!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
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am i listening to sounds
of the big bad city? is it jam hot?
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Yo!Mcnutty ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:43,
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Ya think?:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45,
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not usually, is it jam hot?
na na na na na na na na na na na.
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Yo!Mcnutty ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:54,
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Is it the Piccadilly Line?
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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If you'd said two minutes ago....
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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Meh, I didn't cheat,
I'm just happy I got it :3
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ClanSoul ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:26,
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Bullzilla Herpes Disney E-coli Accidentblackspot Stiff CUNTS Sediment Proudmarriedcousinswithgiantmutantpenischildoffspring
pfft
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:54,
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FP this now!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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Yes!
Turn the FP sideways!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:42,
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I think this over wide image has clogged up the board
it's no longer moving
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:03,
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I figured out that it's too
fucking massive you 'tard.
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:45,
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Learn scrolling.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:46,
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I should not have to.
You might want to learn some fucking courtesy and consideration. I can't wait for you to waste another thread when you decide this is 'finished'
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:49,
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Lessons in courtesy and consideration from the person who's calling a stranger a "tard" for posting an image that's too wide?
Think I'll pass on those.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:55,
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Hahaha
I use the Piccadilly line most days, and 'cockfosters' always makes me laugh.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:51,
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These are the images that go through my head every day.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:59,
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top tip <img width=100% src="insert link here"> saves me clicking hide this post
:)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:59,
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I don't see what the problem with it is, it's not big, just wide.
If you don't want to scroll then you don't have to.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:29,
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its annoying
wide is another word for big...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:47,
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No it isn''t.
Big is wide + long.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 20:50,
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...don't make a hide turn into an ignore now...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:13,
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I just don't understand your problem.
Big images are bad because they take ages to load, use up bandwidth and take a while to scroll past. This is none of these. If you want to ignore me just for not agreeing with you then feel free.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:20,
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bumsniffer
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:01,
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Hello, all.
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Stmoo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00,
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Hahaha
Doh!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01,
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Michael Jackson thinking about small boys again?
;) So the question would be if Michael Jackson could build a time machine would he repair all the damage he has done to his career and children or would he bugger himself silly?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01,
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Either way he's buggered.
Yeah, I just realized my comment makes no sense. Carry on.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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Rumour has it that all the parts he's had removed have been re-assembled...
...and they're making their own album. It's also been further suggested that this "clone" is the supporting act on his next tour. :-)
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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...under the name La Toya
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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he would have to build more than just a time machine.
as I found out a few days ago edit - was this in the news letter? sorry if it was.www.overthinkingit.com/2009/01/16/the-science-of-back-to-the-future/
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:06,
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Flux capacitor ftw!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07,
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Hmmm....
Maybe this is the root of all his issues.
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The If has remembered this site. ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 8:12,
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If I could click this more biggly I would
As it's fab.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02,
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C-c-c-combo breaker!
Kiss ma badself.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02,
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hahaha, that'll learn 'im
woo :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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hahaha
edit: also still no new compo?
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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Yup...................I received the same text message.
It means the guy's KICKING himself for changing colour.
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:03,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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Hahaha yes.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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Hahaha
Lets face it they didn't have to be black, just in procession of a nose.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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hahah
although Barry Obama and Lewis Hamilton are in fact the same person
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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well you have just taken the joke from todays popbitch newsletter and made it a picture
but its been around for a while, can't remember which comedians it is originally. if any. maybe frankie boyle or one of the mock the week types.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09,
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Yes, the joke in the popbitch mailout was good wasn't it.
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thiswasmyclone ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:10,
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ha well thought
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Dont point it at your face up the ass ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:11,
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Isn't Tiger Woods crap now?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:12,
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He was injured for a while
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epiphany coming live from sweden ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13,
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Mazing
That's had me ROFL'ing and LMFAO... Does anyone else think it's weird you don't see Janet and Michael together... hmmm
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mattyremf ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:13,
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some arsey comment about popbitch or something
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:14,
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not nice to
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:21,
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jokes are told and retold and then told again
in many different ways...in many different forms. being arsey about hearing it before, is at the end of the day just being arsey about a joke. and I like Stewart Lee
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:24,
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i cant say i'm arsed either way
just a well known joke that's all. or maybe i watch too much comedy.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:31,
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well I've never heard it before and it got a click. :)
and live comedy is ace, I hope ma mates got the tickets for Jongleurs in Glasgow :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:33,
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Just...
...making an image of joke I got by text. Apologies to the creator of the joke but surely posting that image here is the same as me telling the joke to the lads down the pub?
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Stmoo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:25,
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nothing wrong with it
but if a band covered someone elses song. they would probably say it was a cover. but getting the joke from a mate down the pub is fair enough really.
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connor ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:37,
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if people stopped doing that, this place would be empty...
keep up the good work.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:38,
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ignore the utterly original joke-writers in the audience
this made me chuckle. *click*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:47,
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this needs an FP!
*clicketyw00*
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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 21:00,
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pfffffft
Whoops!
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 22:56,
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Woo
Yay Hoopla
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:32,
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only one of those people is actually black
if you have a white mother and a black father, you aren't black. I wouldn't normally care but it's beyond rediculous now. *moanmoanmoan*
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 0:39,
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Says who?
Is there a big rule book of black?
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Super Jet Shoes ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:52,
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Yes, there is.
I saw a copy of the book today in a Toronto branch of Chapters.
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flake has nothing against your right leg ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 2:29,
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If you have a white mother and a white father you can still be black!
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2003/mar/17/features11.g2 But even without this particular case your argument is not one I agree with. The actual pigmentation of a person's skin is not the determination of whether they are black or not. Ask a black albino, or MJ himself ;)
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:00,
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black is a state of mind.
All my family are white, but I'm black, for example.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 7:23,
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here, here....
Thank fuck its not just me who is sick and tired of all this "first black president" bollocks... I bet there is some mighty pissed off mixed race people out there wondering when there will be a first "mixed race president" Oh no, HE ALREADY IS!!!!
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dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:02,
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You can have an English mother, English father
and English Grandparents, yet still play football for Ireland, if you're too shit to play for England.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:37,
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haha!
but why so microscopic?
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 1:50,
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So you can print them out and use them as commemorative stamps,
*waves*
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:07,
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oh my god, fnord!
you're STILL reading all the archives? amazing! and nice to see you!
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 3:16,
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fan-
bloody-tastic! best fp for ages!
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HCowling couldn't think of a witty name ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:16,
archived )
ha
true story
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Flash_Bastard ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:28,
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You and I
Have a lot in common, Mr Stmoo.
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Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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too fucking funny!
that is just too funny!
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mr_spongmonkey ,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 19:38,
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..
(8)Annie im a paedo, im a paedo, im a paedo annie(8)
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Lord Chode ,
Sun 25 Jan 2009, 18:53,
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"Drop teh cheez, or ther will bee twouble."
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55,
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Dead or alive you're coming with me.
Woo! EDIT:Needs more weedol.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56,
archived )
Drop it. Dead or alive
oh - dead will have to do then. EDIT: cock few secs too late.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:57,
archived )
Better than a cock too seconds too early.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59,
archived )
hehe
end of work day officelollage :)
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Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:58,
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You have 20 seconds to comply!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:01,
archived )
I can't beleive no-one's mentioned "UPHOLD TEH PAW"
so sad....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02,
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:)
4. Catified
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04,
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That would be Directive Paw
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:05,
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too much paw
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:08,
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input [MEOW MIX...MEOW MI..MEOW..MEOW..Meoooow]
[FATAL ERROR]
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:07,
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Have I spoilt it for everyone yet?
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Jeru War and Piss ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53,
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Heeellllooo!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
archived )
toot toot
pip pip
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55,
archived )
you bounder! :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55,
archived )
:) bounder.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59,
archived )
well hellllyooooooo
I saaaaay
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:59,
archived )
"Diing doong"
"Raaatherrr"
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:09,
archived )
Yay!
Only, Heeeelloooo is Leslie Philip's catchphrase :)
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Weetobix ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:36,
archived )
kissycrab
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49,
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looks like the rocky horror show lips
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:52,
archived )
Pinchy blowjobs
all round
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53,
archived )
Mwah
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
archived )
I'm confused
Would fancying a sperm whale make me gay?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:00,
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only if your balls touch
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02,
archived )
Nuts to you Dawkins
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new_matt ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39,
archived )
eh?
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40,
archived )
The number 86 bus...
...is a spacecraft. Since I have always thought that this was true of the 207, I'm not hugely surprised.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41,
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God? Believe?
Dawkins? Ahh, sod it.
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new_matt ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42,
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Ah,
I suspect Dawkins would have made a very good evangelical, well, a very loud one.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46,
archived )
Hahaha
I'll just slip this in here (and remove it from down there)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41,
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we are hear to colour in and not four the spellings and the grammars
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42,
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Wonderful, sir.
Oh, you are *so* *clicked*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:43,
archived )
Agreed and clicked.
But I had to go and look up "Barbarossa" because every time I see it, I see "Barbara" and was worried about you calling him "sir".
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:46,
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I'm thinking of adding "mr" to my user name
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:47,
archived )
i was thinking about you doing that too ?
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:48,
archived )
I was thinking about him doing it
in the bath
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
archived )
Steady on!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:56,
archived )
O! Sorry...
But one cannot make assumptions. Ladies can work computers, (according to a letter my missus wrote to me) and I can't help what my hind-brain sees!
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:02,
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I like to bring a little decorum to things
where at all possible. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50,
archived )
Nicely done
hehe *topical click*
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:50,
archived )
been done yet?
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Wize ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:53,
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brilliant!
*clicks*
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:55,
archived )
Hahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41,
archived )
Just heard about the Madonna nude photo expected to reach $15,000 at auction
and decided to let everyone see it without the mental scarring I went through.Click for the original photo if you dare News item here.
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34,
archived )
Hahahahaha
"Original" photo for teh fucking win!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:35,
archived )
HAHAHAHAHA
WINS WINS WINS
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
archived )
You're very kind.
Also: top quote from that news story: "In that shot, which was also sold to Playboy, Madonna is in a short red dress, while a man kneels beside her, contemplating her stockings."
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:36,
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Hahaha
yeah I saw that too
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40,
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Whoever buys it could have saved a fortune and just bought a KFC bargain bucket.
As you'd pay only a tenner and you'd still get some dried out ond bird and at least you could put the bone in it's box!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37,
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Riverghost will be here all week - Try The Veal!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:37,
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Try the mutton more like:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38,
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mmmmmm Mutton........
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39,
archived )
No link again!!
:(
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:39,
archived )
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:41,
archived )
Woo-to the-YAY!!!
:D
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:42,
archived )
arf!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40,
archived )
Hahahahah!!!!!!
The real one is a winning real one!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:38,
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I saw her clunge...
...in some old copy of Playboy or similar. Not a bad looking woman, if a bit hirsute, (which was the fashion at the time, they tell me). But with the distance of years, if I may quote Peter Griffin; "Yeah she's nude, but who gives a shit?"
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:40,
archived )
honestly?
fuck it I'm printing these out...www.classycelebs.com/galleries/285/ N.S.F.W!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:49,
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Last time I saw bush like that was when I went camping in Australia.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:54,
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Beautiful boobs though.
.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 18:04,
archived )
Herro.... I wuv woo... x
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:16,
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I used to work for her
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17,
archived )
Bwahahahahaha!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
archived )
Drew Barrymore?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:17,
archived )
Not greasy enough....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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Michael Barrymore?
(
waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20,
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and no cocaine up the nose and in the ears
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (have)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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sympathises
She made me go gay
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Obamanable Snowman ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:45,
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I think I once thew this one back.
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zoldergoose ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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I imagine she smells like suet.
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Zuowan ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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Dear God!!!
I have teh fear...(I reckon I've had her...) :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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*offers counseling*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:28,
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Woo
I recognise her. I'm sure I used to eat fish kebabs off her naval.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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*checks facebook friends list*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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Ha!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20,
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wood
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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woodn't
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24,
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but if she took those specs off - you know you would.
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waxdart hello. ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:18,
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Hollywood rule number 17 ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23,
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
(Deep breath) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19,
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I'd bet she'd make poster girl 2009 for the dental association of great britain with gnashers like those.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:19,
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Jesus Dry Stone Walling Whilst Being Pursued By A Pack Of Mad Yacks Christ!!!!!!!!
What the helll?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:20,
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hahahahaha!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:22,
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I wouldn't kick it into bed!
*Not even k3b/-\b's bed for a laugh! EDIT: Compo it! HARD!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:21,
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I know her Mum.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:23,
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So she is your sister...
*FWAPS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:24,
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You do realise...
...that you're asking for a MOID rush again, don't you.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:25,
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A what now?
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27,
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Holy shit!
Message ends.
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Guizmeaux ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:30,
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Grandmother of Grandmother Of Shoes?
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 19:13,
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Ha Ha
I know those teeth...sorry, mistaken, I'm thinking of Brighton beach.
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:27,
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Good lord!
That actually made me shudder when I scrolled down the page.
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Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on ,
Thu 22 Jan 2009, 17:34,
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