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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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Click!
:D
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:09,
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Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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I hope this logic applies to other shops.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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examples?
hmm?
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:11,
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blacks?
:/
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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waitrose?
a bored rose inside or smth
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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I really wasn't planning on following that comment up with anything witty.
Okay, so give me 10 minutes to think up something.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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That next post down is Iceland
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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Thorntons wouldn't be pleasant.
In fact, one would probably die.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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Body Shop?
Littlewoods? Waterstones?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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HMV
just a big room with a disembodied voice screaming 'SIT DOWN, I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY, GET OFF THE COUCH, THAT'S NOT YOUR DINNER, DON'T SHIT ON THE CARPET'
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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Awww
I like dogs, but it has the potential to be a horrible and confusing existance
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:16,
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Sounds like home.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:16,
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why is it always raining in your pictures?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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cos im a miserable cunt
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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I bet they get a lot of Cash flowing in.
They'll be able to flood the market.
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Dante licked your nipple on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:15,
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haha
spot on *click*
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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time - ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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Pure class in a jar!
The cat made me laugh so much my bladder muscles spasmed and i had a small wee LOL
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Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:20,
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Terry Scott of the Antarctic
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whatwasithinking ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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great scott!
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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JUUUUUUUUUUNE !
*whistles Terry & June theme*
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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oooh crikey! oooh crumbs, chief!
:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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Crikey DM! :D
aaawk I miss Terry
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18,
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*strokes*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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Hahahaha :D
nicely, sir. Last frame, him on the bottom left looks like you a year ago.www.b3ta.com/links/Kuzimu
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04,
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hahaha... erm... thanks.
:D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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a bit.
Not entirely. He's quite nice, if that's any consolation. Have you got a spade? This one's getting a bit worn.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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haha
ok. I look like a greek. thanks. I'm really hungry. That's what I get for doing photoshopping instead of eating foods.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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Ah fucking hell. *holds head in hands*
He doesn't look greek to me. I'm hungry too and I've eaten everything.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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haha
It's ok. Worry not. I don't take it as any insult.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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You shouldn't, I'm lovely.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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I knoooooooow
I'm off to get lunch now.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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Thought you might be.
Back of my hand.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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I thought
T would be for Tits, so you lose marks for that but otherwise very good
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04,
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surely seeing tits in public is unlikely...
this is a generalisable guide for everyday life. Be sensible.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:11,
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you never furtively look down the top
of a ladyperson in public?
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:29,
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not while I'm wanking.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:21,
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This is ace
jolly good work
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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cheers!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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Ha ha ha!
I love you Davey :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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I love you too soosh :D
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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I know you do.
It is all about my hella sexy badonk-a-donk-donk.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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hahaha
sehr gut
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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danke schön
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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Hahahaha
This is epic!
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Joliet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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"Ben Hur" epic or "Mr. Bean" epic?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:09,
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haha NIce !
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TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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wow
now that's useful
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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quality advice
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:27,
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square face!
can anyone tell me how to change a skin to make it white - having no luck :(
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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he's two steps from an ostrich
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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hahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:44,
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in London
you're never more than two steps away from an Ostrich
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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If Photoshop, play around with :
Desaturate Sponge/Dodge Colour Replacement Tool And even Hue :)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:45,
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i tried
dodge and hue - maybe colour replacement :D thanks! :)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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Or :
Track down the real Boris and convince him that there's a strong voting block amongst Mime artists?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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now i like that idea
a lot! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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Ask Michael Jackson
;)
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:45,
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hahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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TJ!
On b3tards, robtoo assures that there's no danger of being goldenfrogged. While I'm grateful for such a guarantee, what is goldenfrogging? *displays ignorance* Oh - Woo, to the pic...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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goldenfrogged
sounds like it could be fun ;)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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Indeed
I was sort of expecting people to point and laugh and go "You've never been goldenfrogged! Are you 13 or something?" and so on...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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hang on
you've never been goldenfrogged! Are you 13 or something?? HTH :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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13 ClanSoul
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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at a guess
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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Ahhhh...
That'd make sense. Ta!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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Our saviour!!!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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I have no idea
Just did a quick google to try and get the jist, but it's insisting on trying to educate me about golden frogs!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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Aye.
But they're pretty, so - y'know - no great hardship.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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hahahahahahhah!
Madness! sorry for the TJ, but, can anyone recommend a good joystick for a PC. Not a huge setup with a seperate throttle unit or anything, but I really need one where I can set the deadzone....?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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Flight sim?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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I got TIE Fighter running again, but it keeps drifting...
If I can widen the deadzone a bit on my current joystick it would be fine, but, it doesn't seem possible, so i may upgrade to a new one... the Saitec Cyborg X looks good; it's programable, but I'm not sure if it will work...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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I must admit I bought a cheapo game store joystick for Il Sturmovik a few years back
and it's done me fine since then.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04,
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actually, there are some settings in DOSbox (an amazing emulator I have to say!) that I haven't really messed with, so I'll probably go back to tweaking that before I waste cash....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08,
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I was wandering round Waddington Airshow last year and strolled into a tent
where a bloke was selling his own built Flight realistic joysticks. They looked amazing but cost about £300 each
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10,
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oooohhh, nice!
I used to have one of those huge fightstick Thrustmaster sets, back when 486s were the PC of choice... I do miss that tbh....
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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Wasn't that where the Vulcan took her first flight returning to shows?
I was there!
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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Yay!
as was I
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18,
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utter
madness! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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turn off the magnets
woo yay
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48,
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hahaha
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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:D looks like someone's grandma.
www.b3ta.com/links/Kuzimu *shall be whoring this link for some time*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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oooh
looks good :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51,
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:D want to join the e-team?
you get my undying love and gratitude and a big cuddle from a bedreadlocked graphic artist.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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love to
what would you need??
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55,
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all you need to do is tell everyone you know/they know
about kuzimu and how amazingly supersmashinggreat it is. :D
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56,
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That's very lovely
*gets agitated about the metaphysics stuff*
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56,
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why agitated?
edit: actually, I might not want to know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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that looks awesome!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56,
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He's clever, isn't he?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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yup! I'll nab a copy when I get back in!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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Wow, thank you!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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Is part 2 out now?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:03,
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Yup, Yowa Pt 2.
It's the blue one on the 'buy' page.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05,
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Yep, just wanted to make sure it was available before I added it
Thanks
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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It should be....
Ooooooh, thank you thank you thank you. We can buy shoes for the children!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07,
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Aww, you're thilly
I look forward to checking them out
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17,
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*claps happily*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18,
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I made a laser (pew pew!)
Click for bigger (124 kb) 1 of 2 that will make up another t-shirt design
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:25,
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Nice!
Sort of like the traditional retro 50s with a hint of Leia's sporting blaster pistol from Ep IV.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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I kindda modded it from one used in the original Lost In Space tv show
but they all look similar anyway!
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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ahhh lost in space
series one "You bubble headed booby!!" series two "MY GOD, PENNY'S GOT BREASTS"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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hahaha
:D
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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This I like!
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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frickin' lasers
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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I love Chelts too!
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:32,
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best of all the festivals :D
come on the horses edit: great user name btw
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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I went there a few years ago...
...it was great! I never realized the race course was so big! I felt it was a good size for a festival, not to big and crowded but big enough for a great atmosphere! And the Pimms bus was awesome (if totally over priced!)
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:41,
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a Pimms Bus?
then of course it was great. Got any tips for today?
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49,
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Tips?
Like, don't try lighting a bonfire with 2 stroke petrol like I did yesterday and almost blew my face off when it engulfed in a fire ball?
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:59,
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which race is it in?
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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Oh...
I'm talking about the music festival, not the racing...and Pimms Bus wasn't the name of a horse, although that would be a cool name!
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FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12,
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PEW PEW PEW!
/ac :)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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DO WANT
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Hellzapoppin ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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ANAL INTRUDER!
O_O
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:34,
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cor
thats ace! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:43,
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Guess it's not a good time to bring Knightmare back :'(
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24,
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they should merge it with other programmes
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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wonderful
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WormuIus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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like
And they'd still love Gordon afterwards.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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oooh,
nasty ...
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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:)
/lolfootball
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XLVII .uk ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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Woo!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:40,
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Bad Dreem (Knightmare spoof) - part 1 of 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GTv03bCbA This is really well done and funny.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:38,
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I'm most concerned about
The guys in the bushes with swords...'Tis good stuff.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:44,
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You're In A Room
There's a Cartoon Spider on the Wall A Pathetic-looking Struggling Actor is Dressed Like an Elf Side-step Leftwoo
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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you're forgetting it was an Anglia TV production
those 'monsters' were just norfolk locals out for a day trip
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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Mock it all you want
but you still wanted to be on it.
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WormuIus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30,
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I do.
And my directions rock. Right a bit, left a bit - forwards and backwards. See, I know all of them.
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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drink some 'shroom tea
go for a walk in a wood put a bucket on your head
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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Knightmare....sigh
that programme had a large hand in making me the man I am today.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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can you show me on the doll
where the Dungeon Master touched you?
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:36,
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:D
He felt me round the dread portal
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46,
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I bet he told you that was the way to level 4
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52,
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Pong eh?
HONG PONG PHOOEY FTW!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:01,
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No reason WSE...
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..wil ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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Ha ha ha!
Win :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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No reason
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WormuIus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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That cr3 is a right ugly bastard!
;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06,
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That player has a nappy-needs-changing alarm too
It's called the iPeed.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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Ho ho ho!
;)
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..wil ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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haha nice one :)
did you add the skull pattern?
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:22,
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Yeh, can't you tell?
a heavy metal knitted cardy amused me...
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..wil ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24,
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nicely done :)
i've seen a toddler wearing a dimmu borgir shirt recently, so a metal cardigan wouldn't surprise me :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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And finally
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Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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I remember TVs like that
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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So do I,
and I'm not even old!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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This was the posh stuff compared to our first colour TV
and the very first colour film we saw on that TV was Tarka the Otter - fantastic ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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Colour TV?
We were never allowed one as it was so obviously a waste of money.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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We didn't get one until about 1976 the last family on our street to have one
and it was on rental.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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In sickness and in health
made a lot more sense when we got our colour tv
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24,
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I remember seeing the porn version of that film
it was virtually the same, just a little 'otter
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:14,
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*pokes with a thermonuclear device*
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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Ithankyew!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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Pffft! you loon!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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I still have one in my room!
It's a NIKKAI I don't watch much tv
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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We had a tv like that too.
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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I
just took something very similar out of loft last night for tipping!
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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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You should have made a b3ta project out of it
something steampunk and rhetro
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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my imagination
runs as far as Evil Edna, keels over and dies
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99redbuffoons Reversed the polarity of the neutron flow at ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:39,
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Well, that's not going to work in the UK
Ruddy JC Penny brand TV. Damn them Yankees and their NTSC.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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I used to want one of those
due to it having the mighty power of R, G and B.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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I saw a TV like that on bullseye the other day
Fella looked dead chuffed when he won it
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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01,
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STOP!
STOP RIGHT THERE! NOBODY ELSE POST ANYTHING UNTIL VAGGY TELLS ME WHICH FILM HE IS ON ABOUT
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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Tenner and I'll gaz you.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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*Paypals*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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My Summer Of Love
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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.
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new_matt ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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haha
what?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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Brilliant!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:20,
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bah
I can't use unfiltered image search results at work!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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Arf.
Look it up on Wikipedia. Its not hard. Not till you watch it.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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VAGGY!
I WANT MY TENNER BACK
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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"The girls share their first kiss while in the water, bikini-clad."
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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O____________O
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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Yes that part was particularly influencial in some of my work at the time.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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DON'T PAY HIM A TENNER!
IT WAS "MY SUMMER OF LOVE"!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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Racist.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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Ha!
Gutted! You employment nazi you!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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RIS?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:14,
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Just because you have
deleted your comments from b3ta doesn't mean they are deleted from peoples memories ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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has he been a bad Vagabond again?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21,
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Is he ever not?
;) he aint as bad as Todd the Todd though :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:28,
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Bad to the bone, me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31,
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:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:32,
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What?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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Care Bears the Movie III
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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Was it not
Magnetblanca?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12,
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Mr J!!!
What's all this about your job? Say it's not so. Edit: Oops, sorry, Mr Savalas....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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They're "restructuring"....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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Oh, bloody hell.
I'm thinking positive thoughts for you, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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I'm not fretting over it.
If I lose it, I lose it. Just means I have to pack and move. I hate packing....
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26,
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I'm in the middle of a job interview AS WE SPEAK
It's magicor an all day event with my interview being timetabled to be last
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42,
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The Cnuts!
They already laid off their entire Flight Simulator dev team (yet they think somehow they will still release a sequel to FSX). I'm sure you'll find work again quickly with your talent, if you do get laid off!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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Fingers crossed!
Especially as I'm still holding out for a squit Xbox avatar ;)
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slight yoinks! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:16,
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Shit
That's never fun. Then again, redundancy from my last game company was one of the best thing's that's happened to me. New job, decent pay rise, more respect in the office. Bingo. 'Hope your situation turns out for the best too.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:59,
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Careful when you make that new arc
Don't look Phillip, whatever you do, don't open your eyes!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Ha ha ha!
Needs more Sigue Sigue Sputnik!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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what doesn't?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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Exactly!
As a man of exceedingly fine musical taste, I thought you would like that :D Have you heard their covers on spotify?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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off to check them now....
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27,
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do people still drink Coke?
How bizarre, I though that stopped in the 90s
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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The drinking or the coke?
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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Very good as usual, JJ
Reminds me to get a caffeine shot myself
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My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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Squig!
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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SQUIG!
I like that noise...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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Is it too late to call you a child molester for posting furry art
or did that joke die a long time ago? Oh, who cares. SEX OFFENDER! Put Maddie down and step away from the comic strip!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50,
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And what a marvellous arc!
Hope the best happens jobwise. (Which, indeed, may not feel like the best in the short term). And hope it's not too stressful/beastly meanwhile.
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:42,
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The film's spot on... she was well fit, innit
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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Emily Blunt is absolutely beautiful.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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is she the one in The Devil Wears Prahahadhda?
if so then yes yes yes
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Yeah, the bitchy English one.
Not Disney Bird (Anne Hathaway).
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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ah yes
but both luvverly - and yes I did**fantasise aout them together
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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Anne Hathaway is very pretty
but she looks a bit too much like she was grown in a lab by DisneyCorp for me to find her that attractive. Emily Blunt on the other hand..... oh my. She'd not get out alive.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01,
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oh yes...
I think they are old-fashioned beautiful like Grace Kelly or Audrey hepburn, rather than the pneumatic blondes the media likes if that makes any sense
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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Audrey Hepburn.
Oh my lord, she was lovely.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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I've never really got the attraction to Audrey Hepburn.
She just always looks rather ill to me.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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(
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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:D
I just want to feed her.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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Me too.
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:19,
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*rubs knees*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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I just think she's lovely.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10,
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Most beautiful woman
in the history of the world! FACT! No-one can ever convince me any differently!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:17,
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^ this. with added ^ this.
*goes into reverie*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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I like the fillum where she lezzes it up with the ginger girl.
Very informative.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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I NEED MORE INFORMATION
GODDAMN YOU!!!!!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01,
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It's great.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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So, the direction and plot didn't impress you much, eh?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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Direction?
Plot?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03,
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OI YOU!!!!!!
WHICH FILM?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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rather keen to find out, aren't you?
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05,
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I like redheads
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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bwahahahahaha!
nicely, sir.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04,
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Ding dong!
Prince Albert once told her he was inspired by her beauty to write poetry. She said "We are not a muse."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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he also said he thought she was a leggy bird
and she said "I am not emus"
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:58,
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He once accused her of having Alzheimers
and she said 'I am not bemused'.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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And when in Paris said
'this is not Toulouse'
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Hellzapoppin ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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And narrowly avoided being attacked by Slimer from Ghostbusters
"We have not been oozed."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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He accused her of having an affair with David Beckham
She said I am not Rebecca Loos
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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One does not wank off pigs for telly credits.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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Also, he once accused her of being overweight
and she said "fuck off"
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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*shudders*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57,
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Tenuous Posts proudly present...
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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Hahaha
"Esso S" Woo Yay!
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Joliet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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haha
you great big silly daft
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:56,
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Groan
This is terrible and awesome all wrapped up together :D
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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You missed total
*click*
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00,
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Damn!!
I knew there was one, shit ;-)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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But, but, but, that's a sh*t Mandylorian!
/but it is rather good ;)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06,
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Hahahaha...
Cheers Archie :)
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08,
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birthday
Happy 69th birthday Chuck
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Acidhouse ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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meep meep!
orangy mousey tiem! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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will no one post a
WTF to this?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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well, at least it wasn't a lime
:~p
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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WTF!
there you go :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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This is lovely, Revlywevly.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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thank you
oh captain! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34,
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\o/ for fruit-related japery!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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hehehe
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34,
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OOORRRAAAAANNNGGEEEEEE!!!!
lovely stuff, rev!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30,
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thank ya sir!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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Hahahaha
I see what you did there - I like the comment on David Icke!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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hahahaa
i think i've jsut slipped into the world of the strange! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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Too Orangey for Crows
yay juicy jesse :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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thanking you!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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I don't know what it is, but I like it. Woo!
Have a very old, very shit pea
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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hehehe
this always reminds me of a episode of spaced! :D
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:44,
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it's too orangey for grown ups!
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new_matt ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:53,
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Haha!
Nicely.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59,
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ORANGE
nice oo fuck, I'm nearly at 20k
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:48,
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naked tiem!
:)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:50,
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Orangeyorange things!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:55,
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A pail-pole-fail
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05,
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is he stealing his job and sleeping six to a room?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05,
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0_0
How will I get my bathroom re-tiled otherwise? ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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heh
I could do with a good tiler, it'll be the last piece in the 2-year slog of doing my flat up
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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If I wasn't always drawn away to end tinkering with the bloody computer,
I'd do it myself, but - in the real world, I'm gonna have to get someone in... ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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Then you find out the price to "get someone in"
and thing - the mess is better. I got a garden that needs digging - anyone?
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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I'm on the 3rd floor.
:( No garden. Lots of big plants, though :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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I built myself a shed a few weeks ago
I am 100% MAN!
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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And that, by any measure, sir
makes you a 100% MAN! :D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18,
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This.
I'm so unmanly sometimes - DIY and football - I'm rubbish at both. I'm good at breaking things, mind - one of the best jobs I've had was to smash up my BiL's old shed with a sledgehammer. Ace fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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my boss once got me to kick down an office door
when he'd locked his keys in the server room. Best day at work ever.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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I bet you felt like a MAN.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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destruction AND computers
it's man heaven
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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Conveniently not mentioning women at all.
*feels rejected*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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sorry
destruction AND computers while the women looked on in a state of impressed awe that better?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21,
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much, thank you.
*can go on living*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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destruction AND computers
white cotton pantie porn fixed it
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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I fulfilled the ambition of a lifetime a couple of years ago...
Smashing up a grand piano with a lump hammer. I've never had so much fun.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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That sounds amazing
but I don't think I could ever do it. I take it it was broken and couldn't be repaired?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18,
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Oh , it was completely fucked. The metal frame was warped.
I'd have never been able to do it otherwise.We got to set fire to the bits afterwards... hehehehe. *rubs hands maniacally*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20,
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That's ok then.
FIRE.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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I was such a pyro in my formative years
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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I have a healthy fear of fire.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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Well, considering the amount of times I've set myself on fire,
I should, too - sadly, stupidity has allowed me to move bravely past that point.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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I've set my hair on fire a good number of times.
Also my socks, but that was on purpose to prove a point.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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The love of fire is linked to sexual frustration.
Pyromania is essentially being a *points* "Virgin! Virgin!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27,
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Well, I'm referring to when I was at school.
So I don't feel *too* cut up about that. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28,
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You know, Hefner's apparently on his way out
*chokes back the tears* that'd leave an opening for a classy bird such as yourself.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29,
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I don't think I've ever been referred to as a 'classy bird'
before. How intriguing.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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I'm trying it out.
it was that or 'cad-about-town'. Plus I'm fed up of being the only person that appears to ever get called it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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*is rather affronted*
Cad - moi? *swirls cape and tweaks moustache* How dare you, ma'am? *pinches Wow's bottom for good measure* ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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:D
in the best possible way. also: you're one of four men that can get away with doing that.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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*hugs*
You're too lovely. And you exude class, if I may say. Well, even if I'm not supposed to say - I just did! \o/
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41,
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Ahhhhh, you dear
you're the only one who thinks so! *hug*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42,
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I'm so sorry - that seemed like a slight!
I too - I think most boys/children are - was a complete pyro as a kid. I was just mentioning it as I think it's inneresin. So sorry!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32,
archived )
No need, sir
no need at all.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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I'd love to smash up a load of different types of hammers* with a piano.
* 16 oz claw = the king of hammers.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
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Not as good as the dildammer.
My hammer has a very cock-like handle.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24,
archived )
0_0
Cap'n!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:25,
archived )
What?! I didn't buy it purely because of that.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27,
archived )
Ahh, that's OK, then.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29,
archived )
It's usually fun to tell people
when they're actually holding the hammer.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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Here I am! :)
Absolutely fucking exquisite Sir. I am utterly grateful to you. Gaz me an address and I'll send you something nice (not sure what though)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27,
archived )
This thread compels you to send a CUNTHAMMER.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29,
archived )
I just broke my last one :(
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30,
archived )
Oh, please don't...
:(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32,
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Aww, bless you, sir!
Is that one high enough quality or do you want the PSD, or indeed a larger dimension version. I'm running out a 1280 x 600 px version for Tom O' Bedlam, and I can gaz you a link to it when it's done, if you like.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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That's great :D
I'd love a desktop one too, but this one is great for the album xx
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33,
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Glad to be of help, sir
And don't worry - just buy me a beer at some point.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33,
archived )
Will do :)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34,
archived )
Wow
My cock handle is very much like-hammer.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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Make that the queen, then.
Queens are better than Kings anyway. Queens of the Stone Age vs Jonathan King. See, the system works.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26,
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Queen vs King Crimson, though.
No contest.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31,
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50 Foot Queenie vs anything by Kings of Leon.
This could run and run. Chess has the final answer, though. Er, the game, not the musical.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36,
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Oh I don't know
I really like a Kings of Leon song.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38,
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I bet it can only move one square at a time unless swapping with a rook.
/the boy that knew far too much about chess
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41,
archived )
*upends chess set*
*starts setting up connect 4*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42,
archived )
(some kind of joke about porn)
(
Jeru War and Piss ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:43,
archived )
Where do you live?
I'll come and do it for you if you're in London. I tiled one of the bathrooms in BBC HQ once ya know!
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12,
archived )
totally
I live in sunny Mars-filled Slough
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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*ahem*
If you're serious - please gaz me.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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ME FIRST ME FIRST
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15,
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*bundles Nibus out of the way*
*hands over brown envelope full of cash* Now, you were saying?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18,
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Dear Ida,
A Pole. *clicks*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05,
archived )
Dear Liza, dear Liza
lovely!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05,
archived )
Yes, it was Liza, wasn't it?
*bangs head on desk*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
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I was wondering when I saw yours, I questioned myself.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07,
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My nephew has a tape where it is something other than
Liza, I presume it's to allow them to copywrite it.
(
Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12,
archived )
Quick!
Someone tell the internet lolrus!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
archived )
g00 g00 g4ch3w.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07,
archived )
he seems perturbed by ther pole
in other news: what up, the board, how's life?
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:09,
archived )
Poles in buckets?
Perverted euphemism! Ban this sick filth!
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
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MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
(
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11,
archived )
Fucking poles!
Coming over here, filling our buckets!buckets Work placements
(
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12,
archived )
You think you've got problems....
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:13,
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ha ha ha ha :D
What a sweet little fella
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:16,
archived )
Aw.... thanks. I think you're sweet too....
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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in our buckets stealing our jobs
grr
(
El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21,
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i love these
WOO
(
Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36,
archived )
Cheers :D
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39,
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Supermarket Sweep
(
whatwasithinking ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56,
archived )
I fucking hated sweep when I was younger
Still hate it now. I just wanted Sue to shut the fuck up. Ages spent thinking this programme was awful whilst waiting for He-man or Thunder Cats * hope people pearoast He-man and Thunder Cats stuff now.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01,
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Sue's a right fucking slag.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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Slags are great.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
The world needs more slaggy pandas.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03,
archived )
The panda population
certainly does at least...
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
archived )
Definitely.
Less cuddliness, more slaggery.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
archived )
Cap'n WoW for children's television controller.
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
archived )
seconded
(
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12,
archived )
Hahaha \o/
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15,
archived )
The motto of many schools these days
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
archived )
*whistles*
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
archived )
i heard she likes
fisting
(
herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03,
archived )
ha
Sue was a bossy little madam - although there was some comfort in knowing she permanently had someone's hand up her arse
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
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I only have this
Wasn't a fan though
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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I got this one.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:16,
archived )
Just clicked 'I Like This'
because it made me giggle.. and then wondered if it may be misconstrued...
(
Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:19,
archived )
No worries
love teh cock. all who post here do!
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
archived )
I like this
I'm sure Sweep is actually incredibly intelligent and knows the answers to all the world's problems - he just can't express himself clearly
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01,
archived )
:)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
Perfect!
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
archived )
Ethelred
(
salvadorevincent ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55,
archived )
hahaha
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56,
archived )
Top notch!
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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Yay! I prefer Harald Hardrada Flakes, though.
(
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58,
archived )
The Welsh
prefer Bran Flakes. (I like the comment "Not to be confused with Brian Blessed.")
(
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
:D
Woo!
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59,
archived )
Ha ha ha, lovely stuff.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
The steamiest event to date...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:50,
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WTF????
I'm going for a lie down
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51,
archived )
There's something distinctly sinister about these women...
it's giving me the fear...
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51,
archived )
...is it that they're made of wax?
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52,
archived )
No, I think it's the cardigan on the old one...
Hang on.. WAX? *runs*
(
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm... ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54,
archived )
calm down dear
its only ironing - its what women do
(
boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54,
archived )
:D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55,
archived )
I did some ironing yesterday
I ironed 4 t-shirts, 3 pillowcases and something else I can't iron my girlfriend's clothes because they're too confusing
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55,
archived )
Was the something else a trouser?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56,
archived )
it might have been a sheet
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57,
archived )
A probable sheet.
I see.
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59,
archived )
if you dont iron them and put them back
she will know youve been wearing them
(
boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58,
archived )
Fuck ironing.
Creases FTW.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59,
archived )
sinister alluring
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
archived )
Its the
Your Gran Realdolls range. NICE!
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53,
archived )
gah
mindbleach please
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54,
archived )
what the???
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54,
archived )
Not an ironing fan, Freebs?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03,
archived )
Half way through this East 17's 'Steam' became lodged in my head.
It has since mutated into an East 17 megamix. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56,
archived )
I'm gald to say I've not idea what that sounds like
I may know the first few secs that play whilst I leap to remote to change the TV asap.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58,
archived )
I've had the fucking godawful Annie Lennox 'Shining Light' fucking wank cover in my head for days
jesus, it's dire
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58,
archived )
Just think of the Birdie Song.
That'll remedy any recurring song troubles. :D
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01,
archived )
the tra-la-la song by Miss Kylie Minogue
will do the trick. tra-la-la tra-la--la la la.
(
waxdart hello. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05,
archived )
also, the flintstones theme works just as well
(
Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08,
archived )
I am eternally thankful to be unfamiliar with that particular piece of the Scotch dross's work.
Which, considering where I work, is a surprise.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
Do you work in Debenhams?
(
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
Perfume counter.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
archived )
This town deserves a better class of burger...
...and I'm gonna give it to them Click for bigger
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
archived )
Oh fuck yes.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
archived )
Hello Cap'n my Cap'n
I'm technically in the middle of an interview, woo hoo
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
archived )
Hello gorgeous my gorgeous *hug*
good luck!
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
archived )
Thanks :)
I've got to wait ages now though, damn alphabetical interview slots! We had a written exercise this morning, then a group activity, then the actual individual interviews but mine falls at 4pm!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42,
archived )
It must be a bastard being called Zebadee
(
Joliet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43,
archived )
Fuck, that's a bit much....
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:44,
archived )
I suggest you cram in a quick revision of pubs.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52,
archived )
Is the 'Group Activity'
like singing the Company song? Sounds scary.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
archived )
"Good luck....
....we're all counting on you."
(
Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41,
archived )
o_0
...you'll be needing this luck back then
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42,
archived )
You!
*fondles inappropriately* *gets slapped for his trouble* Good luck, lovely!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42,
archived )
i wouldn't slap you, you big lovely
mostly because it would take a fair few Bombay blue, tonic and a dash of lime's to make you act that ungentlemanly!
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:44,
archived )
*pours out another double*
;-)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:47,
archived )
I've been drunk in a taxi with you and you were a gentleman then, too.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48,
archived )
yeah! and has the photos to prove it!
;)
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:49,
archived )
I do!?
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51,
archived )
No, he does
T'was of course but a joke lovely Cap'n
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52,
archived )
Sorry, I'm being a bit thick today.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01,
archived )
*soothes with nice things from Fortnum & Mason*
:)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
archived )
You're a lovelikins.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
archived )
can we go for lunch some time when i'm home in easter?
i want to go to that pub you mentioned
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:49,
archived )
We need to redo the lunch idea.
That is, if I'm still allowed to follow along. I'll be good, promise.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:50,
archived )
but of course, if we can go some time between the 6th and 20th of april.
i'm home then you see we could go to the zoo as well :)
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53,
archived )
I'm easy with whatever anyone wants to do.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01,
archived )
Sorry, got intercepted...
Yes, I'd love to, sir!
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02,
archived )
'allowed to follow along'
You nana! I'm trying to recall where I suggested we should go. Tom - any clues?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03,
archived )
nice little pub near oxford street i think
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
archived )
Hmmm. Well, there are several.
We could try a couple - how does that sound?
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:09,
archived )
*will not be herding drunken boys about*
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11,
archived )
Who said anything about drunken?
What, pray, are you suggesting? ;-)
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
archived )
sounds super
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22,
archived )
You might be going to one of those gentlemen's clubs.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06,
archived )
Certainly Not!
*hides membership card to Peppermint Zebra*
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07,
archived )
Zebra Squirrel
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10,
archived )
Arf!
(or should that be 'yiff' ? )
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24,
archived )
Nooo, I meant like the steak eating woman haters, or whatever
if you're going to a strip joint it's the law to take me with....
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11,
archived )
I don't 'do' those kind of establishments, my dear.*
*anymore
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21,
archived )
fucking A...
i like this lots and lots
(
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
archived )
hahaha :)
very woo! *clicks*
(
inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
archived )
did you do the joker/ronald crossover?
ah, you've tinkered with it, and added the legs and feet. nice one :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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Indeed I did, took me a good couple of hours
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
archived )
ah ok, I've seen something similar before, just wondered :)
examples good work fella :)
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
archived )
'the joker/ronald crossover'?
you masons and your kerrrazy ways ;¬) /Oops, head office 'deep scan' imminent. See you in an hour...
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48,
archived )
Oh my lord.
That's a big fucking *click*, right there.
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
archived )
that's brilliant
I'd tag it in a place less easy to crop!
(
Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
archived )
^ What the right Hon Gentleman said!
(
Joliet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40,
archived )
Engrave the bench :)
(
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45,
archived )
*takes notes*
I've added a second tag to the bench :)
(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56,
archived )
That's utter brilliance right there.
That's what that is. Woo yay!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36,
archived )
Big click
with extra fries.
(
Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36,
archived )
Fucking superb.
(
An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36,
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that is fucking glorious :D
*clicks furiously*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Fucking rubbish*.
*ace
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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hahhaha, oh hell yes! CEERRRLICK!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Excellent!!!
*clicks*
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Ninj ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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That
is really lovely. *click*
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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Fucking woo!
have clicks
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:38,
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wow thats a bit good
my misses reckons ol Heath did a great impression of a tourettes with his joker - all the mannerisms and stuff were spot on, she'd have locked him up acting like that
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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Good point
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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First time here for ages and i see this...
Fan feckking tastic. *clicks*
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Ning Has taken out flounce insurance. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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Fucking hell!
That's the mutts nuts is that! *clickety!*
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Joliet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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Tremendous!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51,
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Fantastic!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53,
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That is fucking awesome!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54,
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C'est magnifique!
Woo!
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Templeton Blah, blah, blah... ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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i like this
and therefore it gets a click
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:40,
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I must admit
I am not a huge fan of the rash of jokerisations out there but this is cocking marvelous. Woo!
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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:46,
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This really is very good
ave a click
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Shlvng ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:28,
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Brilliant!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33,
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truly outstanding
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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Nice!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:41,
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Thanks :)
I didn't realise people were still replying to this :X
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:51,
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have a late WOO!
for your wonderful efforts and a click too
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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This
is bloody wonderful.
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the wub - guide onion for the blind ,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:17,
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Awesome
I love it
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chart cat has an itch ,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:21,
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Why the feck
Is this not on the FP?!
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10,
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Can I use this here?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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mealtime mess magnets?
is that real?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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Sadly,
yes.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Another great phrase.
Damn I'm not half the writer those lot are! I'd come up with something rubbish like "removes food stains".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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Aye
Or 'cleans clothes really well' we are fucking amatures.
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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mess with mealtime magnets?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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That's how I read
it.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29,
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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what is all this url business?
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26,
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It's like an internet feature where you don't have to remember the IP address, you can just type in the website name
and clever little mice in servers across the sea will look up the numbers in the directory and send you the page you want.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27,
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you're not too old to go over my knee, you know.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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am I?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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Nobody is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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brilliant
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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I've been threatened with this as well, it's true.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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It very much is.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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How many knees have you got?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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There's only one of you.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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Yes, and I have two knees.
So I accommodate one but provide two. We can only build on this.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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as long as it's with duplo.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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The world needs more giant fat red rabbits for logos.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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Word.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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\o/ for the Duplo rabbit!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40,
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Eee!
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41,
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I take the one in the middle
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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you leave my middle knee alone.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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Are you free this weekend?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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Yes.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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Awesome!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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CUNT
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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Pffft
and I typed loads more than you too!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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yeah - I'm succinct
... you can suck my sink!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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Language, Timothy!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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cunt is a term of affection
I love ya ya doss cunt, things like that... also - how are ya? still stress-city at your place?
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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Pretty specific in it's application, I'm guessing...
Edit: Slightly less crazy today, thank the lord.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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And the mice ride around on tiny rollerblades and trained ants feed them dindins after they find the page name.
The internet is maaaaagical.
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Ttssattsr ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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have you missed the whole catnipp shenanigans ?
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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I've just not been paying that much attention.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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fair enough, its been giving me the proper chuckles
its been giving me the proper chuckles
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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*LOL*
Excellent!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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i don't know what you mean, i didn't shop it :)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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I can't be doing with all of it
to pay full attention would be silly, because then I'd probably have to read some of Icke's stuff in order to argue properly, and no. Just no.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32,
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i've got much more free time than you ;)
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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Not for long. Soon you'll be a mindless drone like the rest of us.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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i'll be even more so, i'm looking at becoming a RAF pilot after uni, maybe
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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Fuck, really?
phwoar and awesome.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39,
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yeah, thats what i thought :)
neeeeoooowwwww
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45,
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Speaking for my people
this is an excellent idea.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48,
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its got me going to the gym three times a week now and given me something to aim for
Cranwell here we come
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57,
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*supports*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04,
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a crazy person has been on the internet
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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is that catnipp then?
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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I think he likes himself a bit
'political art genius'
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37,
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somefing to do with the innerwebs
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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it's a way to find things on the internet
LOLZ!
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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it's a system for locating various websites, but that's not important right now
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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:)
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29,
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my office, Architect, five minutes.
*goes to find the birch*
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30,
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*ding dongs*
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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...and you can take that silly smile off your face as well.
Tuck that shirt in.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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my shirts are ALWAYS tucked in
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40,
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yes, to other people's trousers.
You've got to stop it.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43,
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what's a url?
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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it's like a urinal
without ina
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Prof UnderCover evitable ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33,
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ahhh its for taking thje piss
im now speaking swjedish
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boff FL OZ ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35,
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it's a type of uri
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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Have you scanned this...
From your old record collection, young Tom?
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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28,
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in all honesty i have a cassette of Right Said Fred - Up
i'm not proud but it's true
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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31,
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:D MORE
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34,
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