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# :/
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Click!
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# I hope this logic applies to other shops.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# examples?
hmm?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# blacks?
:/
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# waitrose?
a bored rose inside or smth
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# I really wasn't planning on following that comment up with anything witty.
Okay, so give me 10 minutes to think up something.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# That next post down is Iceland
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Thorntons wouldn't be pleasant.
In fact, one would probably die.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Body Shop?
Littlewoods?
Waterstones?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# HMV
just a big room with a disembodied voice screaming 'SIT DOWN, I'VE TOLD YOU ALREADY, GET OFF THE COUCH, THAT'S NOT YOUR DINNER, DON'T SHIT ON THE CARPET'
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Awww
I like dogs, but it has the potential to be a horrible and confusing existance
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Sounds like home.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# why is it always raining in your pictures?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# cos im a miserable cunt
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I bet they get a lot of Cash flowing in.
They'll be able to flood the market.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# haha
spot on *click*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Pure class in a jar!
The cat made me laugh so much my bladder muscles spasmed and i had a small wee LOL
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Terry Scott of the Antarctic
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# great scott!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# JUUUUUUUUUUNE !
*whistles Terry & June theme*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# oooh crikey! oooh crumbs, chief!
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Crikey DM! :D

aaawk I miss Terry
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# *strokes*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
nicely, sir.


Last frame, him on the bottom left looks like you a year ago.


www.b3ta.com/links/Kuzimu
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha... erm... thanks.
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# a bit.
Not entirely.

He's quite nice, if that's any consolation.

Have you got a spade? This one's getting a bit worn.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# haha
ok. I look like a greek. thanks.

I'm really hungry. That's what I get for doing photoshopping instead of eating foods.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Ah fucking hell. *holds head in hands*
He doesn't look greek to me.

I'm hungry too and I've eaten everything.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# haha
It's ok. Worry not. I don't take it as any insult.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# You shouldn't, I'm lovely.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# I knoooooooow
I'm off to get lunch now.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Thought you might be.
Back of my hand.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# I thought
T would be for Tits, so you lose marks for that but otherwise very good
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# surely seeing tits in public is unlikely...
this is a generalisable guide for everyday life. Be sensible.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you never furtively look down the top
of a ladyperson in public?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# not while I'm wanking.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# This is ace
jolly good work
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# cheers!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I love you Davey :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I love you too soosh :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I know you do.
It is all about my hella sexy badonk-a-donk-donk.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# hahaha
sehr gut
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# danke schön
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
This is epic!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# "Ben Hur" epic or "Mr. Bean" epic?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# haha NIce !
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# wow
now that's useful
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# quality advice

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)
# square face!


can anyone tell me how to change a skin to make it white - having no luck :(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# he's two steps from an ostrich
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# in London
you're never more than two steps away from an Ostrich
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# If Photoshop, play around with :
Desaturate
Sponge/Dodge
Colour Replacement Tool
And even Hue :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# i tried
dodge and hue - maybe colour replacement :D thanks! :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Or :
Track down the real Boris and convince him that there's a strong voting block amongst Mime artists?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# now i like that idea
a lot! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Ask Michael Jackson
;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# TJ!
On b3tards, robtoo assures that there's no danger of being goldenfrogged.

While I'm grateful for such a guarantee, what is goldenfrogging?
*displays ignorance*


Oh - Woo, to the pic...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# goldenfrogged
sounds like it could be fun ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Indeed
I was sort of expecting people to point and laugh and go "You've never been goldenfrogged! Are you 13 or something?" and so on...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# hang on
you've never been goldenfrogged! Are you 13 or something??

HTH :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
#
13 ClanSoul
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# at a guess
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Ahhhh...
That'd make sense. Ta!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Our saviour!!!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I have no idea
Just did a quick google to try and get the jist, but it's insisting on trying to educate me about golden frogs!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Aye.
But they're pretty, so - y'know - no great hardship.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# hahahahahahhah!
Madness!

sorry for the TJ, but, can anyone recommend a good joystick for a PC. Not a huge setup with a seperate throttle unit or anything, but I really need one where I can set the deadzone....?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Flight sim?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# I got TIE Fighter running again, but it keeps drifting...
If I can widen the deadzone a bit on my current joystick it would be fine, but, it doesn't seem possible, so i may upgrade to a new one...

the Saitec Cyborg X looks good; it's programable, but I'm not sure if it will work...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# I must admit I bought a cheapo game store joystick for Il Sturmovik a few years back
and it's done me fine since then.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# actually, there are some settings in DOSbox (an amazing emulator I have to say!) that I haven't really messed with, so I'll probably go back to tweaking that before I waste cash....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# I was wandering round Waddington Airshow last year and strolled into a tent
where a bloke was selling his own built Flight realistic joysticks. They looked amazing but cost about £300 each
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:10, archived)
# oooohhh, nice!
I used to have one of those huge fightstick Thrustmaster sets, back when 486s were the PC of choice... I do miss that tbh....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Wasn't that where the Vulcan took her first flight returning to shows?
I was there!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Yay!
as was I
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# utter
madness! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# turn off the magnets
woo yay
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :D looks like someone's grandma.
www.b3ta.com/links/Kuzimu

*shall be whoring this link for some time*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# oooh
looks good :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :D want to join the e-team?
you get my undying love and gratitude and a big cuddle from a bedreadlocked graphic artist.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# love to
what would you need??
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# all you need to do is tell everyone you know/they know
about kuzimu and how amazingly supersmashinggreat it is. :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# That's very lovely
*gets agitated about the metaphysics stuff*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# why agitated?
edit: actually, I might not want to know.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# that looks awesome!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# He's clever, isn't he?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# yup! I'll nab a copy when I get back in!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Wow, thank you!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Is part 2 out now?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Yup, Yowa Pt 2.
It's the blue one on the 'buy' page.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Yep, just wanted to make sure it was available before I added it
Thanks
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# It should be....
Ooooooh, thank you thank you thank you. We can buy shoes for the children!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# Aww, you're thilly
I look forward to checking them out
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *claps happily*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I made a laser (pew pew!)


Click for bigger (124 kb)

1 of 2 that will make up another t-shirt design
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Nice!
Sort of like the traditional retro 50s with a hint of Leia's sporting blaster pistol from Ep IV.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I kindda modded it from one used in the original Lost In Space tv show
but they all look similar anyway!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ahhh lost in space
series one "You bubble headed booby!!"

series two "MY GOD, PENNY'S GOT BREASTS"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# This I like!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# frickin' lasers
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I love Chelts too!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# best of all the festivals :D
come on the horses
edit: great user name btw
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I went there a few years ago...
...it was great! I never realized the race course was so big! I felt it was a good size for a festival, not to big and crowded but big enough for a great atmosphere! And the Pimms bus was awesome (if totally over priced!)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# a Pimms Bus?
then of course it was great. Got any tips for today?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# Tips?
Like, don't try lighting a bonfire with 2 stroke petrol like I did yesterday and almost blew my face off when it engulfed in a fire ball?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# which race is it in?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Oh...
I'm talking about the music festival, not the racing...and Pimms Bus wasn't the name of a horse, although that would be a cool name!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW!
/ac :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# DO WANT
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# ANAL INTRUDER!
O_O
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# cor
thats ace! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Guess it's not a good time to bring Knightmare back :'(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# they should merge it with other programmes
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# wonderful
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# like
And they'd still love Gordon afterwards.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# oooh,
nasty...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# :)


/lolfootball
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Bad Dreem (Knightmare spoof) - part 1 of 2
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GTv03bCbA

This is really well done and funny.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I'm most concerned about
The guys in the bushes with swords...'Tis good stuff.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# You're In A Room
There's a Cartoon Spider on the Wall

A Pathetic-looking Struggling Actor is Dressed Like an Elf

Side-step Left
woo
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# you're forgetting it was an Anglia TV production
those 'monsters' were just norfolk locals out for a day trip
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Mock it all you want
but you still wanted to be on it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I do.
And my directions rock. Right a bit, left a bit - forwards and backwards. See, I know all of them.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# drink some 'shroom tea
go for a walk in a wood
put a bucket on your head
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Knightmare....sigh
that programme had a large hand in making me the man I am today.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# can you show me on the doll
where the Dungeon Master touched you?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# :D
He felt me round the dread portal
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I bet he told you that was the way to level 4
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Pong eh?



HONG PONG PHOOEY FTW!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# No reason WSE...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Win :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# No reason
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# That cr3 is a right ugly bastard!
;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:06, archived)
# That player has a nappy-needs-changing alarm too
It's called the iPeed.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Ho ho ho!
;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# haha nice one :)
did you add the skull pattern?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yeh, can't you tell?
a heavy metal knitted cardy amused me...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# nicely done :)
i've seen a toddler wearing a dimmu borgir shirt recently, so a metal cardigan wouldn't surprise me :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
[challenge entry] And finally

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I remember TVs like that
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# So do I,
and I'm not even old!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# This was the posh stuff compared to our first colour TV
and the very first colour film we saw on that TV was Tarka the Otter - fantastic ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Colour TV?
We were never allowed one as it was so obviously a waste of money.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# We didn't get one until about 1976 the last family on our street to have one
and it was on rental.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# In sickness and in health
made a lot more sense when we got our colour tv
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I remember seeing the porn version of that film
it was virtually the same, just a little 'otter
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *pokes with a thermonuclear device*
;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Ithankyew!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Pffft! you loon!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I still have one in my room!
It's a NIKKAI

I don't watch much tv
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# We had a tv like that too.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I
just took something very similar out of loft last night for tipping!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# You should have made a b3ta project out of it
something steampunk and rhetro
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# my imagination
runs as far as Evil Edna, keels over and dies
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Well, that's not going to work in the UK
Ruddy JC Penny brand TV.
Damn them Yankees and their NTSC.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I used to want one of those
due to it having the mighty power of R, G and B.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I saw a TV like that on bullseye the other day
Fella looked dead chuffed when he won it
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# STOP!
STOP RIGHT THERE!

NOBODY ELSE POST ANYTHING UNTIL VAGGY TELLS ME WHICH FILM HE IS ON ABOUT
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Tenner and I'll gaz you.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# *Paypals*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# My Summer Of Love
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# .
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# haha
what?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# bah
I can't use unfiltered image search results at work!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Arf.
Look it up on Wikipedia. Its not hard.
Not till you watch it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# VAGGY!
I WANT MY TENNER BACK

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# "The girls share their first kiss while in the water, bikini-clad."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# O____________O
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Yes that part was particularly influencial in some of my work at the time.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# DON'T PAY HIM A TENNER!
IT WAS "MY SUMMER OF LOVE"!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Racist.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ha!
Gutted! You employment nazi you!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Just because you have
deleted your comments from b3ta doesn't mean they are deleted from peoples memories ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# has he been a bad Vagabond again?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Is he ever not?
;)

he aint as bad as Todd the Todd though :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Bad to the bone, me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Care Bears the Movie III
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Was it not
Magnetblanca?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Mr J!!!
What's all this about your job?
Say it's not so.


Edit: Oops, sorry, Mr Savalas....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# They're "restructuring"....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell.
I'm thinking positive thoughts for you, sir.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not fretting over it.
If I lose it, I lose it.
Just means I have to pack and move. I hate packing....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'm in the middle of a job interview AS WE SPEAK
It's magic

or an all day event with my interview being timetabled to be last
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# The Cnuts!
They already laid off their entire Flight Simulator dev team (yet they think somehow they will still release a sequel to FSX).

I'm sure you'll find work again quickly with your talent, if you do get laid off!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Fingers crossed!
Especially as I'm still holding out for a squit Xbox avatar ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Shit
That's never fun. Then again, redundancy from my last game company was one of the best thing's that's happened to me. New job, decent pay rise, more respect in the office. Bingo.

'Hope your situation turns out for the best too.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Careful when you make that new arc
Don't look Phillip, whatever you do, don't open your eyes!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Needs more Sigue Sigue Sputnik!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# what doesn't?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Exactly!
As a man of exceedingly fine musical taste, I thought you would like that :D

Have you heard their covers on spotify?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# off to check them now....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# do people still drink Coke?
How bizarre, I though that stopped in the 90s
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# The drinking or the coke?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Very good as usual, JJ
Reminds me to get a caffeine shot myself
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Squig!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# SQUIG!
I like that noise...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Is it too late to call you a child molester for posting furry art
or did that joke die a long time ago?

Oh, who cares. SEX OFFENDER! Put Maddie down and step away from the comic strip!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# And what a marvellous arc!
Hope the best happens jobwise. (Which, indeed, may not feel like the best in the short term). And hope it's not too stressful/beastly meanwhile.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# The film's spot on... she was well fit, innit
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Emily Blunt is absolutely beautiful.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# is she the one in The Devil Wears Prahahadhda?
if so then yes yes yes
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Yeah, the bitchy English one.
Not Disney Bird (Anne Hathaway).

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# ah yes
but both luvverly - and yes I did*




*fantasise aout them together
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Anne Hathaway is very pretty
but she looks a bit too much like she was grown in a lab by DisneyCorp for me to find her that attractive. Emily Blunt on the other hand..... oh my. She'd not get out alive.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# oh yes...
I think they are old-fashioned beautiful like Grace Kelly or Audrey hepburn, rather than the pneumatic blondes the media likes

if that makes any sense
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Audrey Hepburn.
Oh my lord, she was lovely.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I've never really got the attraction to Audrey Hepburn.
She just always looks rather ill to me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
#

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# :D
I just want to feed her.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Me too.
;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# *rubs knees*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I just think she's lovely.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Most beautiful woman
in the history of the world!

FACT! No-one can ever convince me any differently!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# ^ this. with added ^ this.


*goes into reverie*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I like the fillum where she lezzes it up with the ginger girl.
Very informative.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I NEED MORE INFORMATION
GODDAMN YOU!!!!!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# It's great.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# So, the direction and plot didn't impress you much, eh?
;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Direction?
Plot?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# OI YOU!!!!!!
WHICH FILM?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# rather keen to find out, aren't you?
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# I like redheads
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
nicely, sir.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Ding dong!
Prince Albert once told her he was inspired by her beauty to write poetry.
She said "We are not a muse."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# he also said he thought she was a leggy bird
and she said "I am not emus"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# He once accused her of having Alzheimers
and she said 'I am not bemused'.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# And when in Paris said
'this is not Toulouse'
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# And narrowly avoided being attacked by Slimer from Ghostbusters
"We have not been oozed."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# He accused her of having an affair with David Beckham
She said I am not Rebecca Loos
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# One does not wank off pigs for telly credits.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Also, he once accused her of being overweight
and she said "fuck off"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *shudders*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Tenuous Posts proudly present...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
"Esso S"

Woo Yay!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# haha
you great big silly daft
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Groan
This is terrible and awesome all wrapped up together :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# You missed total
*click*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Damn!!
I knew there was one, shit ;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# But, but, but, that's a sh*t Mandylorian!
/but it is rather good ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Cheers Archie :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# birthday
Happy 69th birthday Chuck
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# meep meep!


orangy mousey tiem! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# will no one post a
WTF to this?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# well, at least it wasn't a lime
:~p
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# WTF!
there you go :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# This is lovely, Revlywevly.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# thank you
oh captain! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# \o/ for fruit-related japery!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# OOORRRAAAAANNNGGEEEEEE!!!!
lovely stuff, rev!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# thank ya sir!
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
I see what you did there - I like the comment on David Icke!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaa
i think i've jsut slipped into the world of the strange! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Too Orangey for Crows
yay juicy jesse :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# thanking you!
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I don't know what it is, but I like it. Woo!
Have a very old, very shit pea
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hehehe
this always reminds me of a episode of spaced! :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# it's too orangey for grown ups!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Haha!
Nicely.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ORANGE
nice

oo fuck, I'm nearly at 20k
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# naked tiem!
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Orangeyorange things!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# A pail-pole-fail
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# is he stealing his job and sleeping six to a room?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# 0_0
How will I get my bathroom re-tiled otherwise?

;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# heh
I could do with a good tiler, it'll be the last piece in the 2-year slog of doing my flat up
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# If I wasn't always drawn away to end tinkering with the bloody computer,
I'd do it myself, but - in the real world, I'm gonna have to get someone in...

;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Then you find out the price to "get someone in"
and thing - the mess is better.

I got a garden that needs digging - anyone?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I'm on the 3rd floor.
:( No garden.

Lots of big plants, though :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I built myself a shed a few weeks ago
I am 100% MAN!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# And that, by any measure, sir
makes you a 100% MAN!

:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# This.
I'm so unmanly sometimes - DIY and football - I'm rubbish at both.

I'm good at breaking things, mind - one of the best jobs I've had was to smash up my BiL's old shed with a sledgehammer. Ace fun.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# my boss once got me to kick down an office door
when he'd locked his keys in the server room.

Best day at work ever.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# I bet you felt like a MAN.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# destruction AND computers
it's man heaven
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Conveniently not mentioning women at all.
*feels rejected*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# sorry
destruction AND computers

while the women looked on in a state of impressed awe

that better?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# much, thank you.
*can go on living*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# destruction AND computers
white cotton pantie porn

fixed it
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I fulfilled the ambition of a lifetime a couple of years ago...
Smashing up a grand piano with a lump hammer.

I've never had so much fun.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# That sounds amazing
but I don't think I could ever do it. I take it it was broken and couldn't be repaired?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Oh , it was completely fucked. The metal frame was warped.
I'd have never been able to do it otherwise.

We got to set fire to the bits afterwards... hehehehe.
*rubs hands maniacally*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That's ok then.
FIRE.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I was such a pyro in my formative years
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I have a healthy fear of fire.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Well, considering the amount of times I've set myself on fire,
I should, too - sadly, stupidity has allowed me to move bravely past that point.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've set my hair on fire a good number of times.
Also my socks, but that was on purpose to prove a point.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# The love of fire is linked to sexual frustration.
Pyromania is essentially being a *points* "Virgin! Virgin!"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Well, I'm referring to when I was at school.
So I don't feel *too* cut up about that.

;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# You know, Hefner's apparently on his way out
*chokes back the tears* that'd leave an opening for a classy bird such as yourself.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been referred to as a 'classy bird'
before.

How intriguing.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I'm trying it out.
it was that or 'cad-about-town'.

Plus I'm fed up of being the only person that appears to ever get called it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# *is rather affronted*
Cad - moi?
*swirls cape and tweaks moustache*
How dare you, ma'am?

*pinches Wow's bottom for good measure*

;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :D
in the best possible way.

also: you're one of four men that can get away with doing that.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# *hugs*
You're too lovely.
And you exude class, if I may say.

Well, even if I'm not supposed to say - I just did!
\o/
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Ahhhhh, you dear
you're the only one who thinks so! *hug*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# I'm so sorry - that seemed like a slight!
I too - I think most boys/children are - was a complete pyro as a kid.

I was just mentioning it as I think it's inneresin.

So sorry!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# No need, sir
no need at all.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# I'd love to smash up a load of different types of hammers* with a piano.
* 16 oz claw = the king of hammers.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Not as good as the dildammer.
My hammer has a very cock-like handle.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# 0_0
Cap'n!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# What?! I didn't buy it purely because of that.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ahh, that's OK, then.
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# It's usually fun to tell people
when they're actually holding the hammer.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Here I am! :)
Absolutely fucking exquisite Sir. I am utterly grateful to you.
Gaz me an address and I'll send you something nice (not sure what though)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# This thread compels you to send a CUNTHAMMER.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I just broke my last one :(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Oh, please don't...
:(
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Aww, bless you, sir!
Is that one high enough quality or do you want the PSD, or indeed a larger dimension version.
I'm running out a 1280 x 600 px version for Tom O' Bedlam, and I can gaz you a link to it when it's done, if you like.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# That's great :D
I'd love a desktop one too, but this one is great for the album xx
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Glad to be of help, sir
And don't worry - just buy me a beer at some point.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Will do :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Wow
My cock handle is very much like-hammer.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Make that the queen, then.
Queens are better than Kings anyway.

Queens of the Stone Age vs Jonathan King. See, the system works.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Queen vs King Crimson, though.
No contest.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 50 Foot Queenie vs anything by Kings of Leon.
This could run and run.

Chess has the final answer, though.

Er, the game, not the musical.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Oh I don't know
I really like a Kings of Leon song.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# I bet it can only move one square at a time unless swapping with a rook.
/the boy that knew far too much about chess
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *upends chess set*
*starts setting up connect 4*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# (some kind of joke about porn)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Where do you live?
I'll come and do it for you if you're in London.

I tiled one of the bathrooms in BBC HQ once ya know!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# totally
I live in sunny Mars-filled Slough
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# *ahem*
If you're serious - please gaz me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# ME FIRST ME FIRST
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *bundles Nibus out of the way*
*hands over brown envelope full of cash*

Now, you were saying?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Dear Ida,
A Pole.

*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Dear Liza, dear Liza
lovely!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, it was Liza, wasn't it?
*bangs head on desk*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# I was wondering when I saw yours, I questioned myself.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# My nephew has a tape where it is something other than
Liza, I presume it's to allow them to copywrite it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Quick!
Someone tell the internet lolrus!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# g00 g00 g4ch3w.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
# he seems perturbed by ther pole
in other news: what up, the board, how's life?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Poles in buckets?
Perverted euphemism!

Ban this sick filth!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Fucking poles!
Coming over here, filling our buckets!

buckets Work placements
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You think you've got problems....

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# ha ha ha ha :D
What a sweet little fella
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Aw.... thanks. I think you're sweet too....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# in our buckets stealing our jobs
grr
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# i love these
WOO
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Cheers :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Supermarket Sweep
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I fucking hated sweep when I was younger
Still hate it now. I just wanted Sue to shut the fuck up.

Ages spent thinking this programme was awful whilst waiting for He-man or Thunder Cats


* hope people pearoast He-man and Thunder Cats stuff now.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sue's a right fucking slag.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Slags are great.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The world needs more slaggy pandas.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# The panda population
certainly does at least...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Definitely.
Less cuddliness, more slaggery.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Cap'n WoW for children's television controller.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Hahaha \o/
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# The motto of many schools these days
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# *whistles*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# i heard she likes
fisting
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# ha
Sue was a bossy little madam - although there was some comfort in knowing she permanently had someone's hand up her arse
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I only have this


Wasn't a fan though
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I got this one.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Just clicked 'I Like This'
because it made me giggle.. and then wondered if it may be misconstrued...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# No worries
love teh cock. all who post here do!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# I like this
I'm sure Sweep is actually incredibly intelligent and knows the answers to all the world's problems - he just can't express himself clearly
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# :)


(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ethelred
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Top notch!
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Yay! I prefer Harald Hardrada Flakes, though.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The Welsh
prefer Bran Flakes. (I like the comment "Not to be confused with Brian Blessed.")

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# :D
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha, lovely stuff.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# The steamiest event to date...


(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# WTF????
I'm going for a lie down
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# There's something distinctly sinister about these women...
it's giving me the fear...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ...is it that they're made of wax?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# No, I think it's the cardigan on the old one...
Hang on..

WAX?

*runs*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# calm down dear
its only ironing - its what women do
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I did some ironing yesterday
I ironed 4 t-shirts, 3 pillowcases and something else

I can't iron my girlfriend's clothes because they're too confusing
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Was the something else a trouser?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# it might have been a sheet
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# A probable sheet.
I see.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# if you dont iron them and put them back
she will know youve been wearing them
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Fuck ironing.
Creases FTW.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
sinister alluring
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Its the
Your Gran Realdolls range.

NICE!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# gah
mindbleach please
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# what the???
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Not an ironing fan, Freebs?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Half way through this East 17's 'Steam' became lodged in my head.
It has since mutated into an East 17 megamix.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I'm gald to say I've not idea what that sounds like
I may know the first few secs that play whilst I leap to remote to change the TV asap.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I've had the fucking godawful Annie Lennox 'Shining Light' fucking wank cover in my head for days
jesus, it's dire
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Just think of the Birdie Song.
That'll remedy any recurring song troubles.
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# the tra-la-la song by Miss Kylie Minogue
will do the trick.

tra-la-la

tra-la--la la la.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# also, the flintstones theme works just as well
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I am eternally thankful to be unfamiliar with that particular piece of the Scotch dross's work.
Which, considering where I work, is a surprise.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Do you work in Debenhams?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Perfume counter.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# This town deserves a better class of burger...
...and I'm gonna give it to them


Click for bigger
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Oh fuck yes.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hello Cap'n my Cap'n
I'm technically in the middle of an interview, woo hoo
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hello gorgeous my gorgeous *hug*
good luck!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Thanks :)
I've got to wait ages now though, damn alphabetical interview slots!

We had a written exercise this morning, then a group activity, then the actual individual interviews but mine falls at 4pm!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# It must be a bastard being called Zebadee
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Fuck, that's a bit much....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I suggest you cram in a quick revision of pubs.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Is the 'Group Activity'
like singing the Company song?

Sounds scary.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# "Good luck....
....we're all counting on you."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# o_0

...you'll be needing this luck back then
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# You!
*fondles inappropriately*

*gets slapped for his trouble*

Good luck, lovely!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# i wouldn't slap you, you big lovely
mostly because it would take a fair few Bombay blue, tonic and a dash of lime's to make you act that ungentlemanly!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# *pours out another double*
;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I've been drunk in a taxi with you and you were a gentleman then, too.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# yeah! and has the photos to prove it!
;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# I do!?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# No, he does
T'was of course but a joke lovely Cap'n
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Sorry, I'm being a bit thick today.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# *soothes with nice things from Fortnum & Mason*
:)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You're a lovelikins.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# can we go for lunch some time when i'm home in easter?
i want to go to that pub you mentioned
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# We need to redo the lunch idea.
That is, if I'm still allowed to follow along. I'll be good, promise.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# but of course, if we can go some time between the 6th and 20th of april.
i'm home then you see

we could go to the zoo as well :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# I'm easy with whatever anyone wants to do.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Sorry, got intercepted...
Yes, I'd love to, sir!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# 'allowed to follow along'
You nana!

I'm trying to recall where I suggested we should go.
Tom - any clues?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# nice little pub near oxford street i think
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Hmmm. Well, there are several.
We could try a couple - how does that sound?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)
# *will not be herding drunken boys about*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Who said anything about drunken?
What, pray, are you suggesting?

;-)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
#
sounds super
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# You might be going to one of those gentlemen's clubs.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)
# Certainly Not!
*hides membership card to Peppermint Zebra*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)
#
Zebra Squirrel
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Arf!
(or should that be 'yiff' ? )
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Nooo, I meant like the steak eating woman haters, or whatever
if you're going to a strip joint it's the law to take me with....
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)
# I don't 'do' those kind of establishments, my dear.*
*anymore
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# fucking A...
i like this lots and lots
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha :)
very woo! *clicks*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# did you do the joker/ronald crossover?
ah, you've tinkered with it, and added the legs and feet.
nice one :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Indeed I did, took me a good couple of hours
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# ah ok, I've seen something similar before, just wondered :)
examples

good work fella :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# 'the joker/ronald crossover'?
you masons and your kerrrazy ways ;¬)
/Oops, head office 'deep scan' imminent.
See you in an hour...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Oh my lord.
That's a big fucking *click*, right there.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# that's brilliant
I'd tag it in a place less easy to crop!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# ^ What the right Hon Gentleman said!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Engrave the bench :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *takes notes*
I've added a second tag to the bench :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# That's utter brilliance right there.
That's what that is.

Woo yay!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Big click
with extra fries.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Fucking superb.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)
# that is fucking glorious :D
*clicks furiously*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Fucking rubbish*.






*ace
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# hahhaha, oh hell yes! CEERRRLICK!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Excellent!!!
*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# That
is really lovely. *click*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Fucking woo!
have clicks
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# wow thats a bit good
my misses reckons ol Heath did a great impression of a tourettes with his joker - all the mannerisms and stuff were spot on, she'd have locked him up acting like that
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Good point
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# First time here for ages and i see this...
Fan feckking tastic.

*clicks*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's the mutts nuts is that!

*clickety!*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Tremendous!
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# That is fucking awesome!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# C'est magnifique!
Woo!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# i like this
and therefore it gets a click
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I must admit
I am not a huge fan of the rash of jokerisations out there but this is cocking marvelous.

Woo!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# This really is very good
ave a click
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# truly outstanding
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Nice!~
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Thanks :)
I didn't realise people were still replying to this :X
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# have a late WOO!
for your wonderful efforts and a click too
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# This
is bloody wonderful.
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Awesome
I love it
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:21, archived)
# Why the feck
Is this not on the FP?!
(, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Can I use this here?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# mealtime mess magnets?
is that real?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Sadly,
yes.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Another great phrase.
Damn I'm not half the writer those lot are!

I'd come up with something rubbish like "removes food stains".
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Aye
Or 'cleans clothes really well' we are fucking amatures.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# mess with mealtime magnets?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# That's how I read
it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# what is all this url business?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# It's like an internet feature where you don't have to remember the IP address, you can just type in the website name
and clever little mice in servers across the sea will look up the numbers in the directory and send you the page you want.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# you're not too old to go over my knee, you know.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# am I?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Nobody is.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# brilliant
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I've been threatened with this as well, it's true.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It very much is.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# How many knees have you got?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# There's only one of you.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Yes, and I have two knees.
So I accommodate one but provide two. We can only build on this.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# as long as it's with duplo.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# The world needs more giant fat red rabbits for logos.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Word.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# \o/ for the Duplo rabbit!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Eee!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I take the one in the middle
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# you leave my middle knee alone.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Are you free this weekend?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# CUNT
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Pffft
and I typed loads more than you too!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# yeah - I'm succinct
... you can suck my sink!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Language, Timothy!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# cunt is a term of affection
I love ya ya doss cunt, things like that...

also - how are ya? still stress-city at your place?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Pretty specific in it's application, I'm guessing...
Edit: Slightly less crazy today, thank the lord.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# And the mice ride around on tiny rollerblades and trained ants feed them dindins after they find the page name.
The internet is maaaaagical.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# have you missed the whole catnipp shenanigans ?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I've just not been paying that much attention.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# fair enough, its been giving me the proper chuckles
its been giving me the proper chuckles
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *LOL*
Excellent!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# i don't know what you mean, i didn't shop it :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I can't be doing with all of it
to pay full attention would be silly, because then I'd probably have to read some of Icke's stuff in order to argue properly, and no. Just no.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# i've got much more free time than you ;)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Not for long. Soon you'll be a mindless drone like the rest of us.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# i'll be even more so, i'm looking at becoming a RAF pilot after uni, maybe
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Fuck, really?
phwoar and awesome.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# yeah, thats what i thought :)
neeeeoooowwwww
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Speaking for my people
this is an excellent idea.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# its got me going to the gym three times a week now and given me something to aim for
Cranwell here we come
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# *supports*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)
# a crazy person has been on the internet
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# is that catnipp then?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# I think he likes himself a bit
'political art genius'

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# somefing to do with the innerwebs
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# it's a way to find things on the internet
LOLZ!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# it's a system for locating various websites, but that's not important right now
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# my office, Architect, five minutes.
*goes to find the birch*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *ding dongs*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ...and you can take that silly smile off your face as well.
Tuck that shirt in.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# my shirts are ALWAYS tucked in
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# yes, to other people's trousers.
You've got to stop it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# what's a url?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# it's like a urinal
without ina
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# ahhh its for taking thje piss
im now speaking swjedish
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)
# it's a type of uri
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Have you scanned this...
From your old record collection, young Tom?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# in all honesty i have a cassette of Right Said Fred - Up
i'm not proud but it's true
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)
# :D MORE
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

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