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(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Whatever happened to Stu Fran...
Hang on, I just realised I don't really care what happened to him

Nicely done that Bobs :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Google says he's on Facebook
And is doing cabaret. Probably Grimethorpe Working Men's Club or Newly Regis Community Centre.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I take it that you are 30+

For the 90s kids
Stu Francis is an annoying cunt.

I look forawrd to the No 73 posts.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# aye
that'd be me - SORRY Kids...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# yeah for 30+ people
they are better than the 30- people facked.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# \o/
b3ta Zimmer club...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# :)
we need a badge.

more stuff the 90s kids wont know.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# hahaha
one of the best theme tunes ever, that was
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Yeah.
Shame they used that twatty robot as an excuse to edit out all the violent bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# What?!
You mean there was originally violent bits and that's why the stupid robot was cut into it??

Man, that fking robot was my Scrappy-Doo.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# did they?
is that play ground tosh or true?

How can I be sure?


EDIT :_ yeah - off to get hold of Gatchaman to have a look for myself.


- egh £400 might not.

columbia.jp/dvd/titles/G1-BOX/
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# I once had sex with a princess
burnt my balls on the exhaust though :)

/still in the thirty something club blog, but only just :(
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
# we look better naked
... or I will do for the next *checks date* 23 days

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# this is as good as Stu Francis is bad
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ooh... I could test drive a Tonka
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
I wonder what cannon and ball are up to nowadays... probably living in the best house money could buy in 1984... not refurbished since then, eating cold beans from the tin and wearing silk dressing gowns
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Email them and find out. Or go along to one of their gigs
www.cannonandball.moonfruit.com/

www.bobbyball.moonfruit.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Must have been done before.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# he's got fucking huge hands
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# You should see the size of Gordon Brown's anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I wonder if he does the same funny thing with his arsehole as his mouth
(besides talking)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# 0_0
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# You love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Well....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# do not want ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# ahhh Bisto
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I fking knew it, he used to be a man!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# You know what they say about men with big hands
They need big gloves.

In other news, I've got 3 flashdrives. What object should I insert them into?
Points get deducted for "computer" or "body cavity".
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# A "Goatse"shaped hub unit.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# marzipan
putty
oats
egg yolk


my upstairs neighbour once called me in to work out why her mouse wasn't working - turned out she'd jammed the USB lead into the serial port on her PC - which didn't have a USB port
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Did you sex her?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# ARGH
christ

um, no

she was barely human, let alone female
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# You should have jammed your penis in her anus
and told her "that is what it felt like to you computer"
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *brainsoap*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
#
1. tampon
2. eyeball
3. Anita Dobson
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I bet you found that list in Brian May's dustbin
and it's headed 'Top Wank Material'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# If I can get a realistic-looking glass eye, I'll gladly try #2
And it must be a fake eye. Real ones go squishy and mouldy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# You can get bouncy ball eyes in some joke shops or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# oBAMa's face looks really 'shopped in on that first pic o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# He's really a nerdy white guy.
The black thing is a conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
That's brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hehe
Back to work, speak to you later
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Today I yam mostly aminating cats
I don't think he can reach the brakes...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# kitty is going on the highway to hell
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Not to mention
he's leaning on the horn!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# It's making the horned horned horney
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# FAIL
The animated cat is not moving.

you're are not aminating cats !

bad bad boy..
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Ok, so I'm aminating PICTURES of cats....
pedantaephile!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# WIN
aminating PICTURES of cats


this is the besterst aminated PICTURE of cats i've seen today.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# "Today I yam mostly aminating cats"
this can only be a good thing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Well they are ripe for it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# neeyoowwm!!
ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# IT'S A LION
GET IN THE CAR!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# aah nice ...
and not a whisker over the 30 limit...:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Remembered this old POS after seeing all the Ikea / Step 3 = Profit posts


Not funny, but apt I say. Apt!

PS. The Wire is on BBC2. w00t!
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# The Wire is a very good television programme.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Problem is, Omar hasn't been in it on BBC 2 yet, so nobody is going to know what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I know who Omar is
as I've been forced to watch clips of TheFriggingWire.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Are you not a fan?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# She will be...
*he added darkly*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# *stubborns*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# No, I found it boring. The writing in the episode I've seen was very
middle-of-the-road. I'd probably be more inclined to give it more of a chance if people would stop foaming at the crotch every time it's mentioned, but then I'm a difficult wench like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I felt similar about the first couple of episodes when I watched it, but it really starts coming together into an intriguing story after a few episodes.
It definitely isn't perfect, some of the characterisation of females in particular isn't that great, but I do maintain it's the best television drama I've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# From what I've seen of people recently
it looks to be one of those flash-in-the-pan things. It's the best thing ever NOW, but then people said that about the Beatles and that wasn't ever true, not even at the time.

IMO, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
# It's 7 years old...
...and by far the best TV drama this millenium.
(bacefook will be managing his maritime risk on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# How long's it been over here?
It's really not. But then, that's just my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)
# It's been on FX for a couple of years I think.
I saw the first series about three years ago on DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Everyone should have got over it then *shrug*
sorry, in my opinion it's a pile of shite. End.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)
# I agree with you.
formulaic Yankee trash. I'd rather watch the beast. And I'd rather poke my eyes out with a rusty spork than watch the beast.

Breaking bad is where it's at these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Pah, everyone is going Wireless these days
And I can reveal that last night's post about subscriptions was an April Fool's. I can tell by the comments I fooled a lot of you!
Chortle!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# It was the temporary name change that made me curiously click.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It's a better fool than Google's
....or the BBC's
....or The Sun's
....or Astronomy Picture of the Day's

...etc
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)
# What was the bbcs?
I snoozed til midday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Stephen Fry's "Last Chance to See" programme getting footage of the never before seen "Shark Whale"...
It's gone from the homepage now, but it's still here...

www.bbc.co.uk/lastchancetosee/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Good ol Fry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It was an april fools? Really?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Without using spoilers, do you reckon i'd like The Wire,
considering i love Lost and Prison Break?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I do
But it's far deeper than either of those. It's probably more like a novel in that you can't dip in and out and still grasp the story. Crucial things happen off camera and are alluded to, etc. You really need to watch every episode with minimal gap between them.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I'll give it a go then cheers
I'm one of those who watches a whole season of something over a few days anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# you might like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# :)
How will the beakster escape THIS situation?! Tune in next week to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I suspect he pecks a hole somewhere
then wishes he had wings as well
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Watch House
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# ^ this
also:

Boston Legal
Dexter
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I bin watching Spiral on BBC4
it's great, but reminds me how awful my French is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Not a clue, wossat?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_(TV_series)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Hmm. Maybe I'll give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# yes
me and JPG both like it, so it must be THE GREATEST THING EVER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)
# ^ hehehe This
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# That show is very good indeed.
And yes, I need to hustle down my French as well....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Jesus, what's with all the unlurkers today?
I dunno whether to woo to the pic because I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# apparentl;y
there is some form of image challenge whereby you are to find some instructions via the medium of google images and then alter them somehow in order to make them funny.

Not that you could tell from most of the entries.

As always the only thing challenging about the compo seems to be reading the fucking instructions.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :(
I quite like this compo.

Yes there have been some crap ones, but there's also been a lot of very strong hummus IMHO.

...nothing at all to do with the fact that I'm winning it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
# nothing against the challenge per se
just the fact that people latch on to a keyword ( instructions lol ) then proceed to post or worse, repost something totally unrelated to what's been asked of them. And they are serious.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# redex or websense blocking - cant tell :(
websense - tits to the thing.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# The wire is crap
They only say one word through out the entire program, fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Did you watch one second in which someone did say fuck and then extrapolate?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# No, i have watched two episodes. They were both dull as well
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I sincerely hope you're joking.
It is one of the best pieces of television to have ever been aired.
But, that said, it's my opinion, so only of value to me, I guess.

Let's say rather that it's worth your time spent watching.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I am giving it a go, but i'm just finding it dull and flat
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Stick with it, sir
It's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I wouldn't normally
pearost crap images for the competition. But the board is so full of fail today I felt I had to do something - however poor - to improve it even a tiny bit.

And I'm all out of hummus.

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Hello b3ta!
After some serious lurking I figure it's time to make a post! I think you may be able to have some fun with this photo I took the other day.
For ease of use I chopped the background out and left it plain white :) Enjoy



Click for Big
(anon_12765, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# piss off
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)
# ohhai is fun?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I love what you did here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# hey thanks!
I could do a tutorial if you want :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# too hard to follow
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# My attempt would just disappoint everyone
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Art.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# this deserves a click
edit :

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# I'm always befuddled
as to why randoms think it's a good ideaq to come to b3ta and post holiday snaps of their socially inept friends and think that it is of the slightest bit of interest to0 anyone but the voices in their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Dualcock sallute!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Why are you people encouraging the tards to do this?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)
# because we are evil persons?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Well, that's one explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Does it really matter?
really?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
twice in an hour... Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Gets puncture repair kit....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# that wasn't a puncture. *Sprays some Air Freshener*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# whats that font called?
I've been looking for it.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Hang on - let me check...
Edit: I think it's Apple Chancery, I don't have the source anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# thanks
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Haha, is it Fail Wednesday or summat?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Every day seems to becoming fail day on here
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# But on the upside, the good stuff just keeps getting better!
Swing, roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Getting a lot of mileage in the last couple of days :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Sadly, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Hello Beautiful!
How are you today?

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Tiiiiired
www.b3ta.com/board/9323923

:D

The reason I'm smiling is that I'll technically be project managing about 8 of them. Time for a salary conversation, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# New Clients, eh?
Better than the other thing, I guess.
I'm pretty much tapped out too. I just need to sleep.

*settles into the Cap'ns lap*

Can I rest here? I'll be no bother, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Whenever you wish, petal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# *drifts off to sleep with a happy smile*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# I actually thought that was your handwriitng for a moment there
...I was about to ditch my interview and drive right over for the obligatory sexings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# we had to do
calligraphy at school. That's useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'd ask to see an example of your handwriting
but it wouldn't do any good.

I'm too fat to want to actually try and fuck b3tans these days. Well, apart from one anyway.
Maybe three.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# :D
I like the 'obligatory' part of that, well - the sexings, too; of course.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *throws a parade in your honour*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# If you lurked that long, you should know these kinds of posts don't go down well here

www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# with post like these
I start wishing for a viagra spammer...:(
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Bobbins! :D
Not enough people say that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# not since Mark and Lard on the radio
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Fail-disapproving demon disapproves of fail.


LURK MOAR.

I ought to draw a new fail picture; this one's 2 years old and not very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# Wampa says no again!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Is he bouncing on a twampaline?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# hoth course he is...
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# i love this

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I don't believe your lurking was serious enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hello sweetheart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# MWAH
I was in Richmond yesterday - did you smell me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I thought about you quite a lot, that must've been my spidey-sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# YAY :)
and BOO for 1 day business trips :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D/:-(
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)
# Is that angry wife and prick husband?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# *sigh* Hello. That'll probably upset people. Hope this helps explain why (see 3, 8 below)!
Also: if you're posting for the first time, it might be best to 'test the waters' using "Reply". That way you don't use up a thread. The rule seems to be: don't use a new thread if you didn't put a reasonable creative effort into making your image. [click for bigger].

Welcome. Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.

New threads are precious:
3. Only start a new thread if you're posting a new image that's worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post again, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.

Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos (unless of a thing you made).
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).

If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it (gaz me).
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# That be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :-) ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hey thats v good!
did you do all the pixels?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# You're doomed
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# WARRIORS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Lurking suggests that you have
actually looked round the site.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Maybe he thinks he's on twitter
the place for people who give a shit about useless fucks
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# EURODRAMA
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Five years?
Good grief...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# rolls out fail cat again
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)
# REal Footage!!!


oh wait its after 12pm :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Yeah but b3ta's running slow.
Maybe that counts?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# lets hope so
if it had been before 12 everyone would have fell for it and I would have won everything... FP, the lot.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# How the hell did the protestors get a saracen armoured vehicle?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# corporate sponsorship
irony lols
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# ebay
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I think the Aphex Twin
used to own one. There was a bloke in Sheffield had one parked on his drive when I used to live there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Jesus Christ
I've got a lot of new clients.

*is tired from 4 hours of learning about them*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# hahahah! brill :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Woo!
G Shirley?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 'noon
how's yerself?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# TWIGGLES!
Wotcha I'm fighting off a snotty cold which I really don't want because I'm singing in a concert Easter Saturday

you?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I got one of them too
I'm sucking on a Fisherman's Friend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *does the punchline*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D

Ps. I made this for you...

Not great, but I was pushed for time...
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Yay! It's great!
Excellent work :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hahah
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# ooh cheeky gizmo
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Hehee
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'll klinki-klank you in a minute
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# KLINKI-KLANK ME NEXT STEVE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# In response to that collosal credit card (which appears to have no joke)...
...I was going to get a 4 inch picture of the moon, and scale it up by a factor of about
16 million, so that it was at approximately 1:1 magnification, and post that.

My computer told me I was very a bad man, however, so instead, I'll have to post this:

Click for bigger
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# lol
Needs more Ford Prefect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# I was gonna shop in a towel.
But I figured the joke was bad enough already.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# hahaha
can't be without your towel
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Thanks for pushing the shitpost beneath down :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# lolz a credit card with a circle shape on it, goatselolz
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It is to sunny to be outside working, i want to be outside having fun and taking photos
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Do It!
Seize the moment!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Wish i could, got to finish what i'm working on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You gotta love the Haynes manuals :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# is there a manual
to tell you how to use Haynes manuals?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# I believe there was actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# there was, but it instantly turned into a black hole

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# 1. order the AI to do stuff
2. profit
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Might as well get these all out of the way then...












(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ace collection :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I nearly had to do a RIS there,
even with the obvious clues.
Woo.

needs more "collect the weekly coupons for free towel" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
and if you are lucky, I may well read you some of my poetry!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# 1.
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Well that brings back memories
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# isn't taht book supposed to be just about every modern american serial killers favourite book?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Nah.

*hides chainsaw*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# heh
beautiful valleys
the climbers on the mountains
squirrels climbing trees....
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# *slow clap*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# .
TWUNT
;D
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# why don't you look at my peepee?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
#
it's not an april fool
if it's after 12
you tool
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
#



Coming from me, that's condemnation indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# you made me
pee my g

..thank yee
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Is it threadwaste Wednesday again?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I think it could be.
This morning's Gay Shift was much more enjoyable
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# :D
super great scowl!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# *sharpens axe*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# I wish I could say it was me as a child, interupted "mid Spiderman"
perhaps in another dimension it is
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# HAHAHA - yes
The whisper people are talking to that child.
/Knowing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# :D
excellent expression, there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Emo kid is emo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# Having just dropped my Lad off for his first day at nursery
its sad to think that its the end of freedom and he'll be like that.



(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# As long as he's put with the nice plants.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# awww bless
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# HA!
Oooh thas spookeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Hahaha
I love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Gee
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I'm RISing like a mong with a Rubick's Cube™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# if you are happy
and you know it, clap your hands
if you aren't, don't bother
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha
I love it when a kitten is the carbon copy or its mum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# clones?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# and jokers?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)
# April fools are all rubbish this year*
*every year, except for the flying penguins, that was awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# nice peter parker :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# haha!
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Man's best friend is a mouse with its eye on its side?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
or a doggies head
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I thought it was 1-Rover-1 from Battle of the Planets
www.plaidstallions.com/images/gforcecel.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hehehehe, great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# hello pachey!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Nice.
Very nice.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
#
like the peter parker, too
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)
#


For lunch, I'm having a bowl of pandan rice with black beans in sauce with extra hot sauce.
Then I'll have a tomato salad with olives and some cheese sandwiches, all washed down with some tea and a bottle of aquarius.

What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# teehee!
this
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# You should really have some chips with that
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# maybe
some ajax, motherfuton.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# dispatch war rocket ajax
to bring back my futon!

i lold
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha Top Facts! :)
I had my lunch of ham rolls and a pork pie at approx. 11:30 today.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# A joint and a bowl of who gives a fuck what's for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# sausages, chips and spaghetti hoops
mmmmmmmmmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I'm having a Fortnum and Mason's hamper
outside the Bank of England
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
You wonderful man, you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# haha
throw the leftovers at some crusty people
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I got free pizza.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I am also miffed to find out that this


is not a great depiction.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Its probably a few days old
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Well technically it was non free (I had to give a talk to earn it), but it was fresh
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Did you have to give a talk on the integration of complex vector analysis on Pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# no I gave a talk about hermaphrodite fish.
I believe a talk on pizza slicing problems has already been done
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Does an Anchovie come into that category?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# don't think so.
the examples I know are Wrasse (many types) clownfish and barra
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# NOWT..
..I had two poached eggs on toasts and a mint twix for brunch.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# A MINT TWIX?!
What kind of unholy abberation of God's Great Work is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# oops I spelt Kit Kat wrong again
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# a mint... TWIX?
that somehow does not sound too good. In fact i'd rather have a Wintergreen Mars bar
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# hahaha!
I've got blueberries and Sudafed™ , no white-furry-creature-infested-blackberries ever again!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# HA HA HA
top facts :)

no wonder he's always so busy.

I'm not sure what I'll have for my lunch - probably a nice pot of tea and some sort of sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# a salmon salad when it fucking gets here
Panda n rice? No wonder they are endangered
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# WAGAMAMAS.
I call it Wankeramas. Because I'm both funny and really grown up.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Oh god I've not been to
Wagamamas for years. I used to love that place.
The best place ever is Wong Kei's ( which everyone calls 'Wanky's' in Wardour Street.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# hahahahahaahh
I'm having a cup of warm brine spilt over a moorhen. For afters I'll be slitting my own throat
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I'd suggest using a knife with a serraterd edge
it's what the professionals use innit.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)
# hey Toasty
check out the toastyart
www.toast2art.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# What a complete waste of perfectly comestible toast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# if he did cheese and jam sculptures too
then you could scoff it all after viweing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# so it's an art installation luncheon for you, Toasty? Sounds very post-modern
:S
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# I've already left over Thai for Lunch about 8 hours ago
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# just fired the George Foreman up.
I'm having a grilled duck breast fillet with diced potatoes sautéed in garlic butter.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# That sounds brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Two big bread rolls:
One with Emmental, Boursin, lettuce and lime pickle. The other with mature Cheddar, lettuce, Thai sweet chilli sauce and a bit of lime pickle.

And Fentiman's Victorian Lemonade to wash it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I like lime pickle too
but I've never had it with anything other than curry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Aah then you need to try it with cheese :)
It's not the way-too-spicy kind of lime pickle. It's quite sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Fentiman's!!!
I love that stuff

Top recipe

1 x Fentiman's ginger ale
1 x lime
1 x frozen vodka

Mix. And Serve. Then Repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ooh, sounds fun.
Except for the vodka. Why do people drink that stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahahaah
That is actually very true!


I'm having Highlanders Broth in about 10 minutes!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Oh god.
I can't even escape the shit lunch threads on /board.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# so what are YOU having for lunch?
This is really important, so important that simply have to tell the internet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)
# Perhaps you could try your hand at a spot of windsurfing while this is going on?
Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm having an awesome unit of eggsalad, bacon and veggies
look at it, it's just awesome and tasty

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# did you drop it onthe floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# why?
if your bread look like this when you drop it on the floor, I want to buy your floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# your
consumables appear to have been passed through the digestive tract of a goose.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# LUNCHIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# The insects appear to agree with you too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Stop bullying my lunch!
vile people!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Looks awesome
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# a unit you say
sounds like fancy foreign muck to me
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Beef Carpaccio as a starter,
Prosciutto and Ricotta Ravioli for mains...

Might have to skip pudding, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Lunch - dunno
prob a cup of tea and i'll go down on the mrs. it all calorie free.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hahaha
I have no work to do today, no check ins so I've decided that luncheon today will be a glass of wine and some lully tommies I got from the market.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] bored...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ha ha ha
reminds me of an old Russ Abbot sketch

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Ahhh...
Would that be from the from the famous series he recorded while having quite a serious nervous breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)
# the Spiderman sketch perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&D and prolly bindun


Hello, board!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# is this yours?
yours this is!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Clearly the components were borrowed...
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# NOICE :D
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# took me awhile to spot it
(fushundchups taste better with vinegar, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Really? Cos it's FUCKING MASSIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Wampa says no!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Rip off 'is arms!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Wampa Wampa
Stick it up your jampa.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# HaHaHa!
This rules!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# what the fuck?!?!? is it cock wednesday or somehting?
FUCK OFF, YOU DICK!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I just got it
It's a goatsie RP.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)
# is this yours?

no it's not, Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# pardon?
I mean 'is this yours?'
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)
# is this yours?
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Wow, that's huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SA...
oh
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# and hotlinked
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Can you feel the fail tonight?
*stops singing* everyone can remove their ear defenders now
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# chip thing could some what be said to look like a goatsee?
well done?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)
# thats the only thing I can see...
but its a bit tenuous if that is meant to be the joke.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Holy mother of cnut
Brings Credit card sized to a whole new moon sized level
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# *clears throat*
yooooooooooooooooou are a cuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuunt
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Hello. For more background to these ^ comments, see below (6, 7, 11). Hope that helps.
Essence of the rules for /board, culled from the FAQ, spiced with experience:

Golden rules (especially for n00bs):
1. Read the FAQ! Or you'll get shouted at.
2. If you make a mistake, be ready to say "oops, sorry!": it really helps. Don't be cocky: it makes you look like a cock.

New threads are precious:
3. Don't start a new thread unless your post is new and worth it.
- If it isn't, use "Reply" in an existing thread (or make your image better!).
- /board only holds 15 threads: each click of "Post a new message" pushes other people's work off the bottom.
4. If you're re-posting: do NOT start a new thread!
- Especially not for compo reposts: Reply lets you choose "challenge entry" too.
5. If you want to post more, use Reply in your existing thread (if it's still on the board). Don't start multiple new threads: it's greedy.

Images:
6. Only post stuff that you made.
7. Only post stuff that you uploaded (don't leach).
8. Don't post unmodified photos.
9. Don't post NSFW.
10. Not bigger than 100k bytes (50k preferred). Anims: not more than 400k.
11. Not more than 700px wide.
- If it's too big, compress it until it's small enough.
- If it's still too big, link it instead (using: <a href="blah.jpg">, instead of <img src="blah.jpg">).

If you cock up:
12. Never use Delete (it also removes everyone's replies!): use the Edit button instead.
13. If you started a new thread by accident, say sorry. (And don't delete it!).

NSFW:
Whatever you put in a message will be downloaded and seen by all b3ta readers, often on their work computer. You could get someone sacked on the spot, or put through a disciplinary investigation that's not much better, because their manager thought it looked a bit like porn from 10 feet away. Do not do it. (For the record all these are no defence: "it isn't actually porn", "you can't see his/her whatever", "you're such a prude", "but no-one complained about this one *points at some-other-image*"). You can link a NSFW image (using: <a href="blah.jpg">), but warn people that it's a NSFW link.

This is just a summary, hopefully useful as a quick checklist when posting. I welcome suggestions for improving it.

Edit: now saved for eternity as a Top Tip.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *frames*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *laminates*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)
# *Staples to forehead*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hmmm, I've been trying to think of a way to do that.
I think I'll make it a Top Tip. One mo...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Thanks for that ...
... explains a lot I hadn't previously grasped.
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# EXPLAIN!!!!????? Buuhh...
...no, only kidding. Thanks -- that's what I was hoping for :-)

The FAQ is lulleh and fluffeh, and sets a really nice welcoming tone. However, perhaps because at 8 pages it's quite a lot to wade through, all too many n00bs (and even old-timey lurkers) forget this or that detail, and get hoooge flamage. All a bit unfair, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Could you make it slightly bigger please?
I want to look at it from 3 miles away instead of my current 2 miles.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# You have one minute to reach minimum safe distance
Nuke it from orbit. You know the drill
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# why am i looking at an unnecisarily oversized credit card?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)
# Because you scrolled down slightly...
And then you stopped, probably to wonder why, and you haven't started scrolling down again yet.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Is that because you live on the FUCKING MOON?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)
# hahahah
a
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# it took you a while to spot something you made yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# You don't fool me, Julie Moult!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# HEY!
It did take him a while to spot it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)
# took me a while too. Mainly as it took an age to load, and I had to scroll through it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# YOU'RE B&!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)
# this?


THATS HUGE YOU COCKMUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Sorry I'm late, I decided I needed a knew HUGE! GIF
I decided I needed a knew HUGE! GIF
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# And the irony of course is, that this is 200k bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)
# jeeaz, everyone's a critic today...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Sorry, don't mind me, I'm just being an irritable cunt today
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# revised genius satire with more ethnic diversity
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# fuck off
you dick

It's like a haiku or some shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# .
beautiful valleys
the climbers on the mountains
squirrels climbing trees
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# haikus are shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# no
you are shit.

no.

you are shit.

no.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haikus are shit hai
kus are shit haikus are shit
haikus are shit hai

i quite like them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
(underdunk, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# i sense
a certain half assedness about your 'heh heh'
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# there is only seven
?
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)
# the
rest are having a massage
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Shame really..




De-RIS news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/southampton/7976473.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Ya

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# dey do doe don't dey
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)
# i made this for yesterdays monkey draw off - but didnt have time to finish it....
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Pigsy!
always my favourite.
Drawing is all kinds of ace
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# thank you
i really struggled to remember any of the characters! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Well...
there' was monkey.
The grumpy fish guy and the she-male monk
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# she-male monk you say
hmmm goes of to find more :)

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Tripitaka aka Masako Natsume

For some reason they decided to pick a famous female model to play a male role. Confused the hell out of me as a lad...


Bummer, just found out she died of leukemia in 1985 : (
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Sandy and Tripitaka
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Fish guy *pff*
It was a water troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Troll?
Ah that explains the skulls around his neck....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Oh hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)
# thank you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Based on true events...
(birdequaltoword, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
... right - I'll go and get a qualification in engineering then should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)
# A!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hehe awesome :)
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# have you got Illustrator CS4?
or has anyone?

I need a file converting
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)
# No sorry, it doesn't seem to be in my list of things I've got :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# PANTS
SEE, THIS IS WHY I NEED CS4!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)
# nope CS3

getting CS4 as we speak....but that'll be finished in about 2 days

/not very helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# People may be able to help
if you tell them what you want converted to what.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)
# ^
I know that CS4 has a save down function meaning you can save the file as CS3, can't you ask them to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# A VECTOR EPS LOGO THAT'S BEEN CREATED IN CS4
TO CS3


SORRY ABOUT CAPS

Damn frustrating...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# I do at home
but I'm at work where we still use Illustrator 5
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
That's a 3-out-of-3 rate of excellence.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh ja
Zehr gepisten

Voo
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# are these things a meme/generator somewhere else?

because there's been loads of them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# they're from the ikea manuals
www.ikea.com/ms/en_US/customer_service/assembly_instructions.html
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)
# haha aaaah cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I think it's just that Ikea instructions are the archetype
This subversion of it is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9323650
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Hahaha
o hai guys my site got haxxord
Don't click if you're prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)
# at least it wasn't horses I suppose..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)
# No problem sir :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)
# arf!
(best noob ever)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hehehe
great. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
based on many, many true events!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!
But I really don't understand why everyone is complaining about IKEA. Most of my furniture's from there and I've had little problems assemblying them. Plus, they're quite sturdy for their price compared to the stuff they sell in other stores. The customer service is good, too.
/ad
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I have no problems with Ikea furniture either
But then, I am quite capable of following the instructions sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# my kitchen from IKEA was £12k cheaper than B&Q
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)
# O_o
I spent less on my complete (flat's) furniture...
/poor blog
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# ask Riverghost
about his bed.

My biggest complaint is that they decided not to put a store in the Plymouth/Exeter area,
on the dubious grounds that the south-west coast has no southern catchment area.
I'm not going all the way to Bristol and they won't deliver, so fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)
# hmmmm
over here (Germany) the max delivery fee is €79,
so I got about 700kg worth of furniture delivered at once :D (the poor guys who had to carry it all up to the 3rd floor!)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)
# ikea.co.uk -- you can now order online and they deliver
Reasonable rates, and acceptable customer service in my limited experience. (Store-based deliveries may of course be cheaper if the store's near you. You have to go in person for that though.)
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Just clearing out some crap from my PC and found this old one,


(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also....

www.firebox.com/product/2288/SatNav-Shoes

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# zoink!
those are amazing and utterly ridulous all at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# while this outwardly looks like an awesome idea
my shoes tend to last about three months tops. six if they're doc martens

but after they break i could use the technology to build a robot which goes to the corner shop and buys me beer. perhaps it's a good idea after all
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's funny because I saw them reported in The Sun...
I wonder if they realise what day it is....?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# i didn't!
*belms inwardly*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha!
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# hahah
They are there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)
# I found this on my comp...titter ye not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# HA HA HA
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# just as a side note.....
How do you keep your quality but make the file size so small? Im on PShop and save as a small 40kb ish file and it always looks shite.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# I use photoshops save for the web feature
www.elated.com/articles/the-save-for-web-feature/

PShop (are you talking about Paintshop Pro?)
Export - Jepg Optimizer
which has several settings you can change to make it Web friendly. (Web safe Palette)
and compression to make the image smaller
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ta
I will try this........
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# No
photoshop CS4
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# then save for web is your friend

File/Save for Web / usually jpeg medium

and it should tell you the file size at the bottom left :)

/not got cs4 yet, but it should be the same as 3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)
# I don't know the technicalities, but it seems to me that...
The two commonest ways to compress an image are:
  - downsample: ie. reduce number of pixels;
  - more lossy: ie. reduce JPEG quality.

I'm amazed at how good JPEG compression is, even at its worst setting. If you reduce the pixel count and use a moderate JPEG compression it will look rough, whereas keeping a high pixel count and using extreme JPEG compression seems to do a better job.

I just use "Resize Image" and the "Quality" slider when saving as a .jpg. You can tell I don't have Photoshop...
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)
#
(noobaaaaarcgdfgdh ., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)
# aaaaa
designer chair fight!
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)
# brilliant
simple very very very good

:D

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# :D hahaha
but why are they fighting?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# chairs are very terratorial creatures
they've fighting for the right to mate with the ceiling fan
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# If they spawn kids
those will be ventichairs how awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# oh yeah
they're going to look incredible
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# and give a fresh feeling whilst sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# mmm yeah
also - if you stand naked behind one that's going to be some very satisfying frottage you get!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# come on Barry!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# mind wee :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

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