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" I FIND YOUR ACE OF BASE DISTURBING"

Sorry but it's legal on friday.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

No-one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong!

Edit: in other news, HALF a tin of Big Soup is considered one serving?! In whose universe? Mini-me's?!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Eric's universe.

Ignore him - he's a git.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Well I'm going to eat mine AND Eric's serving!

TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

*nyoms*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

Don't blame Barry Christ for this problem

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

S'alright

Barry's on his way to duff up the serving police for me.

Barry Christ be praised!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

well it is big soup

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

It's actually the same size as any other soup at an atomic level...

there's just more of it.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Isn't it the same size can

with bigger chunks of ... thing in it.
So you're actually getting less soup than 'normal' soup

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

the lying bastards

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

There's chunks of thing in it?

How rare!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

I always ensure I get at least one portion of thing a day

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

o_O

Lucky Mr Joliet...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

hahahaha

the possibilities are endless

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

You could eat all the soup in the world,

and it would still not be a meal!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

It's OK

I'm having a Galaxy Caramel to go with it

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

That's quite normal, I can eat most of those supposed '2-3 servings' in one go

and no, I'm neither fat, american or the moon

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

I am fat

which is why I'm eating soup and was disappointed to find that my 102 calorie lunch was, in actual fact, a 204 calorie meal.

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

fuck calories i'm about to eat a grilled cheese and ham sandwich

i'll be able to travel by rolling by next year

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Shada, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Be careful or you'll get a Rawhide!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

having to count calories doesn't sound like fun :(

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

Count grams of fat instead...

less than 30g a day = slim loveliness.

Until you lose the plot a bit and start eating chocolate by the bucketload...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

I don't have to count. I'm not THAT lardy!

Just being aware of what I'm putting into my body. 1 tin of Big Soup or a mayonnaise sandwich with a couple of flakes of tuna from the sandwich shop... hmm

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

STOP, Vader time!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

hehehe

ace

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

all that he wants is another saber

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

no it's not...

I've had the technical boffins look at that pic of the bloke on the tube.

here's what he was really doing

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

upsidedown razzle?

maybe the angles make it more interesting!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

the readers' wives look less saggy

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

I see that and see someone using a copy of razzle to try and hide a copy of the daily mail

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Oh yes!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

haha

that classic razzle cover!

Reminds me of these chaps

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*groan*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

Sving my beauty, sving fur der Vaterland

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

*fluffs*

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Very fluffly

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

weeee :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

GEHEIMPROJEKT: SCHAUKELKATZE

soon in a cinema near you

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

oooh

is that german for kittyswing?

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

that would be "Katzenschaukel" then :)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

I shall endeavour to drop it into the next casual conversation I have :)

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

much more fluffy than my version

which I shan't shamelessly link to. It's had enough clicks for one day thank you very much

Herr-*click*

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

yes it is

but i just saw yours and its much more wunderbar in a technical way, so i clicked it for you to piss you off

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

gee

thanks ;-)

Yours is making me laugh and helping me get through the day. My eyes are fighting a losing battle to stay open. 3 hours sleep is not condusive to staying focused :-o

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

oh dear

you do know that when you eventually drop off your dreams will be full of hitler kittins now :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

they

always are

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:16, archived)

Wheeee!

Go kitty

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

vonderfull

click :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

hahaha

ticklin'me pink:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Not a photoshop

But I thought I had to share this tool I saw on the train the other night.

(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Thank you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

There may be a simple explanation...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Hahahaha!

You legend!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

ha! :D

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

hahahahahah! all hail Moley, saver of threads!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

That's

Fantastic

(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

grand

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

full fat woo:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

maybe he was bored and wanted to read it upside down for fun

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Or, maybe Tom Tucker's son from Family Guy has grown up?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Pissed upon your mind

you were too late Mr Sushi ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

ham pffts

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

you broked the rulez

and he's clearly looking at upside down tits

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Perhaps he's the child from Family Guy

the one with the upside down head ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is some fine pissage :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

possibly he was drunk?

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

omg lolololol rofl !!!!1111!!!!! 11!!! one!!! 111 11!!! eleventy! !!!1 1

THIS IS like OMG the funniest!

OMG WHAT A TOOL!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

So?

I can read upside down

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I can kick a baby

out a pram. Doesn't mean I do it.

(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

hahahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

If only you took the same sort of attitude to breathing

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Only when noone is looking, right?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

No, because that would make you a cunt

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

hahahahahahah!

am I wrong in wanting to see this as some kind of a sport?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

You could do a 3D render of it

with a man running in and kicking a baby out of a pram when noone is looking - I know you can you have somekind of powers, magical digital powers.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

The guy was probably doing it just to elicit that sort of reaction

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

:) Mind piss

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

I would :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Ineffective terrorist disguise is ineffective

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Send in Upsidedowndog

Click for bigger (79 kb)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

did you get a peek on his head?

maybe it was upside down too?
huh?

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

like the kid from famillyguy

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

He was a dead

spit of Ray Reardon

(Peacocke, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

qed

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I'll squeeze a repost in here then:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

And one of these:

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

You really did it!

You blew it up!

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

I felt a great disturbance in the force

as if four plastic squeezy bottles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

that's awesome.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

It's quite possible he was reading the answers to the quiz questions

or summat.

Or wanted to get some attention.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

perhaps he's the kid out of Family Guy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

it's more likely his head is upsidedown

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

maybe his head had just grow

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Bloody hell

that's scarily accurate!

Woo!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Strangle, that makes her look better

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

sometimes someone leave a newspaper on the train after they are done reading it

Unfortunately, they don't pay much attention to how they fold it and it frequently happens that some of the pages are upside down.

Crazy stuff!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

sadly, and boringly, this.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

classic quote from 'bottom'

Your newspaper is upside down
so are my eyes...!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

hahahahahahaha....

love that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

yeah - i love the way he rolls his eyes around as he says it

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

Hahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.

(needs eye holes 'shopped onto the paper)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

q o p o pqqs

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

I'm assuming the beer mat was placed beneath the stabbing

to soak up some of the blood.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

LOOK! HE'S ALMOST TOUCHING THE HAM!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

I just picked my nose, would anyone like to hear about it?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

*sits cross-legged on the floor*

"Please, Uncle k3b/-\b, tell us about the time you picked your nose!"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

well i picked my right nostril with my left pinky finger, and I got out a small bit of snot.

But I could feel a much larger main booger up there. So I worked my pinky up to the knuckle and managed after a couple of attempts to drag it out and remove it. It was an excellent bit of snot, seeing as it was green and dryish, not runny and goopy, but not that sortof offensive dry stuff.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

I remember this one time....

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

That's my kind of adventure!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

A fun time was had by all :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

hahaha nice

Wolfman clearly needs some uppers

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

I've always wondered,

what would happen if The Silver Surfer had sex with a Werewolf?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

The Silver Surfer probably wouldn't call or email

the bastard!

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Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

Crossover comic slash fiction, eh?

It probably wouldn't end well.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

give the wolfman some bleach!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

awesome! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

*bleach not included

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

but bleach is?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

arf

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

he's looking a little flushed

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Chewie!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

awwww..... I want the wolfman

I will hug him and pet him and call him george

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

you've been watching "Being Human", haven't you?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

nah... I have an allergy to BBC3

I was thinking of Gossamer from Looney Tunes

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Sorry Rembrant...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

hahaha

needs more myths about blue dye in the water

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Haahahahaaaa!

You are naughty!
still would

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmm

straight into the special folder

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

hahaha

I would laugh if they did an x-ray of the painting and did find a cock :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I'm sure there always was a cock, those prudish Victorians painted over it.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

or a chip butty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

This is priceless

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

~~priceless~~ worthless

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Worth less

than a trillion pounds but a lot more than million ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

100 million billion

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

Did you put your pinky finger to your lip when you said that?

/Austin Powers Blog

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

actually I did

FACT

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

then all is well hahaha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

impotence?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

*office total collapse into snorting giggling mess*

I didn't want my job anyway.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Are you a marketing copyright lawyer (those ar the worst)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

I make ringtones for a living.

Nothing to do with the frog, but even so.

This is why I'm going into teaching instead.

That and it'd be nice to get paid every now and then...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

damn you

I can't go for a wee for another 19 minutes

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

has your lav got a timed lock?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

no my penis has

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

ARF!

Nice ripplage too.
*click*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

hahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

boing boing boing

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

How super!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

Godly teasecock

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Crivens!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

hahaha

'kin ace:)

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

haha

ankle deep in piss

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

hahahahah!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

hahaha - excellent!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

oh dear god

that's disturbingly brilliant :-)

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

HAA!

This should be hung at the National Gallery. Go on, let's do a Banksy :)

multiple woo.

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I am expecting the Feds to knock down my door in a minute after the googling for Al Qaeda....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

hahahah

just look at his eyes!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

I never trusted the fucker.....

Apparently Svenno is his right hand man!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

The cold dead eyes of a killer...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Kate let herself go

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

naughty terrorist.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

:D:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

just a quick pokey
suggest something jokey

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rob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

I've wasted my life

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

SLAPPING YOUR INBOX LIKE IT'S A G20 PROTESTOR

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

More packed with fun than Hillsborough History.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

MAY CONTAIN CIA TORTURE MATERIAL

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

FREUDY I'M IN LOVE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

*clicks*

*spangs*

*repeats*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

^This^

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

This.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

this this this this this this

"In my day as an MP, we paid our secretaries and slept with our wives"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Mugabe loves Macca

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

*comes back in helicopter*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

*comes in back of helicopter*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

*wipes helicopter upholstery*

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

ROCKET BABY IS ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

YES!

*click*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

The one email you DON'T want the govenrnment to find in your inbox

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

May contain (material featured in) Nuts

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mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

my matrix is not diagonal

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

In ur stadiyumz, squashin ur sonz

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Oof...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

That's what they said...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

This weeks compo...

Shittier that a great big shit thing with shit on the top!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Vomit On Your Dress Barry

(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

More packed that hillborough stadium - but with jokes, not blue people

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

LOOK EVERYONE IT'S HTML GONE BAD!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Freud Dies, Inclement weather follows....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Pfffffffffffft ....

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Hahaha

Actually, ^this^

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Fucking rain!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Erm ...

Hello.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

The day I got this news letter, was they day I got raped by a monkey buttler. It felt like getting cancer AIDS

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

Pirate Bay convicted - Somalian waters finally safe again

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

You've only gone and made a clever and topical joke, haven't you?

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

'tropical' more like

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Sex, drugs and sausage rolls.

None out of three makes me sad.

(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

crammed with jokes like a footie pitch of DOOM

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Lactating Smurf's and Throbbing Goatsacks it's the newsletter!

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Leakier than an MPs in box

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

WE'VE GOT EVEN LESS WORK THAN ASHTON KUTCHER

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

FREUD NOT

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Ooof!

Nice!

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

FAGGOT NEWSLETTER FOR FAGGOTS

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connor, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

i like this one bests

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

re labour email shenanigans

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Repetition

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Rape figures on the rise - not our fault (honest guv)

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Brought to you without repetition, hesitation, errr, ummm, repetition or *JAM BUTTIES* deviation, since 2001...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

haha

this

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

tracking your pirate bay account since 2001...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

not as funny as Newswipe

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

we're just not trying any more

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

If you're slappy and you know your the fuzz!.....fuzz!..fuzz

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hippies don't like truncheon meat!

(

..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

this weekend - 50% off

(

twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

(

Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

FREE THE PIRATE BAY 4

(

Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

Christ is rissing

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

It's getting away!

(

Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

TITFOX IS THE BESTEST

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

boobies

my favourite kind

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Chortle!

That's lovely! :D

(

..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

*goes after it*

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

*on horseback*

*with beagles*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

*sounds horn*

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Nicely done!

8==o ~~ (.)(.)

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

that's some smiley

are your tits on sideways?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

How cruel

next you'll mention how hairy they are.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

well...

it is an impressive combover

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Yay!

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

ugh

DOCKTAHH!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

You've done the impossible

and made her LESS attractive

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I wouldn't mind a go on those jubblies

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

I Still would

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 18 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

DIIIIIIIVE!

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Mrs Vmos would disapprove

I don't

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

hmmmm :-)

(

Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Vanessa Feltz?

I'd know that cleavage anywhere

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Please be upstanding...

(

mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

I have an erection, will that do?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

My nipples are about to explode

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

My nuts are throbbing

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

*tickles nuts*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

*rubs big rubbery thing on the bottom of hovercraft*

I gotta admit, this is sounding like a great orgy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

I will not buy this record - it is scratched.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

ah! ahahahhaha! I will not buy this tobacconists - IT is scratched.

(edit: ooops :( )

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I will not buy this record

it is scratched

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Boom shakalakalak

Ashley.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Do you want to come back to my place,

bouncy bouncy?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Meine luftkissenboot ist windig!

I've waited years to use that phrase in civilised company.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

I worked on a mag once where one Monday morning one of the eds announced proudly

"I managed to get 'pinking shears' into a conversation at the weekend."

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

How odd!

I was thinking of pinking shears just the other day...

o_O

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

my anus is dilating

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

oh lunch time!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

smack my bonobo!

Go on! Smack it!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

Shoot your leg off.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Make it come out green!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

*runs tounge around nipples*

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

OMG BUMSEX ALERT

i'm eating 're for Rob's sake!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Julia Gillard is on her way to your place

(

BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

I can hear a helicopter....

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

it flew over :(

im really depressed now :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

Nevermind Belinda Neal is coming by car

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

What about bronwyn bishop?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

She's coming with Belinda

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

simultaneous? the perfect couple

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Would.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

how dare you make fun of the Gneen!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

More childhood memories spoilt

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

I always thought he would crash into the control tower

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

JIMBoooOOOooooOOOOooooOOOoo

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I hated that theme tune.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Right

3 1/2 hours to 4 hours by train: cost £55 to £100
2 1/2 hours by car: cost £20 - £30

which one would win?

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Segway!

Or car, unless you're going somewhere like an airport.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

most likely car

I used to drive more then that twice a week

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Cheaper, and quicker. Go car.

Also, everywhere needs more trams.

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

Yes, more trams

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

You should go via Strasbourg, then

excellent trams to be had there.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

I only want to visit these places with people, not on my own

It is no fun on your own :(

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'd suggest travel by temporal vortex.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

do they have them in Derby

They didn't the last time I was there

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Oh, I'm sure they do.

They have most things there, like dust and pies, and roads. Dead cert.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Well, do you not have the above?

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I didn't say that was *all* you have

gotta dash - back in a bit.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Roads, they have roads now, barry hell O_O

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

There's only one way to find out...

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

i think you should walk

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

He will.

Either to the car, or the Train.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

walking: 1day 13 hours

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

but it's really cheap.

what about bicycle? or the much neglected horse?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

6 hours 27 mins by public transport

No bike yet and horses are only meant to be eaten

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

cost: free

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

Chuck Norris

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

^ *votes for this*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Barry Christ

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Very nice! Reminds me of one of my first posts

Here.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

A bit cryptic, sure, but have it.

(

Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

Just what is your angle here?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

he was acute baby

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

to a certain degree, yes

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

No need to be obtuse.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

do you have a high pot to use?

oh god

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

did that take minutes to think up

or just seconds?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

seconds actually

the horrors of the hypotenuse, cosine and that other one haunted me at school

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Herpes?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Ee! Queer, lateral thinking!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

haha

i spent ages trying to think of somthing much worse than that

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

that's an integral part of the matter I think

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

that's a bit protracted

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

this thread is going off on too many tangents

edit:piss i really should read on down the thread. cos i got caught out repeating someone ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Don't go off on a tangent

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

sine of the times

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

cos that's the way it has to be I'm afraid

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

that's a little protracted

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

who ate all the pi?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

NEW JUST IN: video killed the radius star

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Dude, thats RAD

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Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Well, it's certainly not plane

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Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

it allows us to get to the square root of the problem at hand

...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I don't DEG it

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

A very calculated response...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

you should be put in chains for that.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

pi r squared?

mine are round and full of beef and ale

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

you're right to a certain degree

EDIT: BOLLOCKS

something about tan

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

you squared that one away nicely

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

really stop this. You don't want me firing up with maths puns.

take that as a warning sine.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

calm down

have some pi(e)

(

pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Pi(e)?

Don't be irrational.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

yeah but as soon as I come out with a bundle of puns

it's all to complex for anyone to get, no one really has enough exp-erience here...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Just a secant

Im thinking

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

you can't differentiate between right and wrong now

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

...

A very (Spearman's rank co-)efficient response there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

oh deary me. Don't try and put another stats one (an)ova me.

I probably won't like it

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Time I had the square root of 69

and 8 a bit

/lunch

(

boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

he's not even a baby - he looks 3 years old there?

They should have called him
INFANT P

Though that sounds like a rapper.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Or a worrying translation on a chinese herbalist's jar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Or a chemical byproduct...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

TODDLER P

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I HATE the term 'toddler'.

Its like calling old people 'stumblers'
Its just a dumb term that people use to make those crawling diahorrea factories seem cuter.

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

It's the politically incorrect name for young children.

Toddler is now "perambulatory-and-age-challenged person"

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

PAACP

i like it

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

what about PAACI

perambulatory-and-age-challenged individual

or is that a bit un-PC?

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

hahahaha

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

17 months old

Not really a baby, but young enough to be called one

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

YOU!

*points*

I got Lady Doom drunk last night and persuaded her to go to Derby in October. :)

EDIT: In retrospect, I think I rather wasted the potential for filth there...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

you dog you!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

No, no, no

I mean I literally persuaded her to go to Derby in October... I'm afraid that's not a euphamism...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Yes. Oh.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!oneone!

:D :D :D

You did, but I don't care, we all win this way...who knows, maybe you'll get her drunk in October too. Book a nice room just incase ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

It's on condition that we drive back that night...

She doesn't want to leave babby overnight so has offered to stay sober in order that I may get bladdered...

Woohoo!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Sounds good :)

And in all seriousness, excellent news sir, I shall have to buy the fine lady a (soft) drink when I get to meet her :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

She is a noble soul indeed.

Now we need to persuade Trelly to go so there are babby conversations to be had...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Infler, then

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Why always with the Angles?

What about the Saxons and Jutes?

(

Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

GOD BLES U BABY P UR OUR ANGLE XXOOXX

YOUR UP IN HVN WTH JANE GOODY NOW XXX

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

REST IN PIECE ANGLE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

hahahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Morning, sporran. Wie geht's?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Schite

nah, not bad. Got work to do on another computer but now someone's using it.

:/

oh well, b3ta it is then.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

HURRAH!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

hahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Yo Joe

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

'noons cap'n!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

hahaha

*gets I think*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

not really that obtuse.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Gah.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Why is it always angles in your pictures?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

In that kind of related thing

I got an email from the NSPCC, about using your bike to do a charity ride, they decided to use a picture of some one throwing a bike

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yo *makes odd hand gestures awkwardly*

Didja get my facebook message?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

yep I did, thank you

Just looking at train times

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

ROCKET BABY IS ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

YES!

*cackles*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

wind the window up rocket baby

stop looking at the wall of china!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

*crackles*

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Furthermore...

^^^THIS^^^ for newsletter subject line.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

let him have it chris

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

This is not right

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

multiply by 3 and it will be

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

No, it's clearly acute

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

It's not normal

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

For no particular reason

I want to show my new fail

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

He got a bit

carried away.

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Top failage.

*relurks*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Fank U ver much!

More complicated than it ever feasibly should have been but I got there in the end...

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

Fact of the day:

the first escalator was in Harrods, and they gave the customers a tot of brandy at the top to calm their nerves.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Am I too late?

;)

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

pfffft, that is wonderful :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Now all I need is an epic fail...

*waits*

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

Haha top failage

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Creds to the old guy who made this all possible!

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

hahaha :D

I have had an escalator fail before. I was dragged through a very small gap between a concrete pillar and the escalator rail, landing on my head when I came out the other side. It was embarrassing more than anything, as it was in a busy shopping centre.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

In about a 2 week period I found myself in that annoying situation where someone in front gets to the end of the escalator and stops dead to adjust themselves or somesuch, about 3 times,

then everybody behind has absolutely no choice but to squish into their behind, and then they look shocked and annoyed like 'how very dare you!'

Thankfully I've not had it since but the mong of some people can be quite amazing...

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

haha - this

I make sure I give them a really good shove

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

I lost my rag only once, with a young lass, purely 'cos after I HAD to shove past her she got really uppity about it like I'd just attempted rape or something,

I gave her a right gobful and told her to get some fecking common sense, silly cow...

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..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

haha yes indeed

I don't really like going shopping, I get seething rage after a short while. I will never understand people who suddenly stop in a packed street. Thinking, walking and trying not to shit oneself, is sadly beyond some people.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

absolutely this

with added phone calls

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Nice to see Keith and Orville are still getting work.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Brilliant!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

ta!

that's a self-built mullet. I'm most proud. It feels like a son to me.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

I'm concerned now.

Mullets are not things one should be proud of.

Unless we're talking about the fishy variety.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I don't know if I've ever eaten mullet

I don't think so. Espada is good though, served with banana, oddly.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

lovely, espada is nice

I think its a relative of the swordfish. Perhaps it uncle or something

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

YOUF NIFE CRIME IZ A CRIME!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

much nicer than swordfish in my experience.

I found swordfish extremely dry and eugh.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

have you given it a name?

you should ... you should call it Sage Francis

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Jarrad.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

hah

I've been listening to Sage recently after watching Pride and Glory at the weekend. I find most of his poemy things quite enjoyable, with only one or two that are a bit naff.

Sage Francis it is.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

*high fives*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Methuselah Blenkinsop, I reckon.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

you always say that

why do you ALWAYS say that?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Well, it was either going to be that

or Perkin Warbeck.

That's a top name.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

when I get my first album finished

I'll come to you to name the imaginary members of the band...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

happy to assist, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

AWESOME!

at the moment it's mostly techno skiffle...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

With some ambient prog-folk, too?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

glam-country

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

^ PUT YOUR COCK AWAY KEITH !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I can't...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

You can....

S P A N G !

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

ya can! wait, no, I was kidding stop, no don't try it...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

Ha ha ha ha, two clicks in as many minutes!

You'll break my mouse at this rate Broon...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

:) haha

cheers

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

*clicks*

I cannae stop it cap'n!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:50, archived)

hahah

if only

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

It's nice to know there is someone else here as cynical as I am.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

I think you are just saying that

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

If only this were real. ^

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

LEAVE ORVILLE ALONE

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

*shudder*

My step dad used to make me sing that when I was a kid, not just a couple of times, almost everytime we spent any time around his family, friends, or even just someone new, then he'd laugh at me. Not with me, AT me.

Fucking psycho.

Edit: Hahah! /QOTW blog

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Hahahah!

Fudging ace!

Have some clicken

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

wasn't he a duck?

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

Oh the humanity!

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

but the hard-of-hearing girl at the agency occasionally fucks up the booking

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

is he cupping orville's orange cock and balls there?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

wouldn't you?

she did this too...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

hahaha

oh dear:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

HA HA HA

very good

:)

don't they do "adult" shows now?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

yep

I think mostly at student unions.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

Fantastic!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

I have to admit I'm not familiar with the source pic of this

it's well shopped tho ;)

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:48, archived)

Tsunami survivors... first page of google images for "disaster photo"

... I feel guilty now...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

giant tits?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

well, they look like they're having a good time

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

I would be too if I'd just survived a tsunami

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

how lovely!

can i compo this in your thread please?

its on a similar vein(vain/vane?)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

HULL

I recognise that image ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

they could be in an advert for toothpaste

their teeth are so white

The girl on the left's mouth looks pasted on

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

haha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Ohhhhhh :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

Aaaaaaah

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

How fantastic

Three-toed sloths have such friendly faces

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

I heard they are terrible drunks

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

You heard LIES

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

I WANT PROOF

CHEMTRAILSSSS

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Christ, just go to Costa Rica and see for yourself

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

hahahaha

have this quick n stupid mini-disaster

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

serves 'em right - they use Linux...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

Oooo you talked about OSses on the interwebs

PC iz bett0r :-).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

we're talking about os, not pc verses mac

and if you think pc = windoxe then you have no place in the argument.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha

All aboard the Kazaalark!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

ah well, guess I'll just have to use Google instead

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:53, archived)

There a kind of Mary Mungo & Midge thing going on here.

Which is good on many levels.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

hahahah, superb :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

hahahaha

Also, I played a sloth once. I thought he'd have a brummie accent for some reason

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

*cries inside*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

as a brummie i am deeply offended by your comment

please send me theerrtay kwids wuth o' bayer as cumpensaayshun

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:47, archived)

For some reason I read that with a geordie accent

what am yaw gunna do, eh

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahaha

what a wonderful idea. I love this.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

^ Nice!

* I love you

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

yay!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

oh my! I love b3ta for entries such as this!

beautiful! :D *clicks*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:55, archived)

^this

What a fab Friday feast for the eyes.
Top, FWM!

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Bee Nice |-|, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

*cough....lunchytime*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

Listen, these could be funny if you actually took the time to shop them properly

possibly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

I thought it was a photo of a /talk bash

*hides*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

KEKEKEKEKEKE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

*slaps himself*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

Hahaha

I just logged back on to see this. Woo

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

Hello boys.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

WOOOOO

would!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)

hello sexy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

haha, is that a tranny anyway?

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

Yes

I was searching for something for the compo, saw that and it cried out to be shopped.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

asking for a strikethrough

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

*looks down*

ya got your wish:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

im sure that's not the only reason you're looking down after that pic

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

edit: duly granted!

~~compo~~
weekend

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

LIES

I saw that source image and was searching for lesbian dwarves with whips and cream

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

I saw the source and I was searching for sexy beards.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

You could have just asked for a pic...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

oh god, that's fantastically horrific

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

The sources were fantastic

only needed to tweak the levels and balance a lil bit. I think they wanted to be shopped togeather.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

When i searched for the sauce for my one below

I saw that - dont suppose you searched on google, cos the one below that sauce is horrific/NSFW (cant link it, it is NSFW be warned)

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

I did but didn't get the horrifity:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

what a hypocrite

I can see his ankles
*fwap*

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

Hahahah!

Now if you'll excuse me I have to rinse my eyes with bleach

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

I like the beard

gives me something to hang on to.

WOOF!

(Harry, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

how come her body has

no boobs and slim man legs?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:29, archived)

It's a MAN baby!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

That's no baby, the proportions are all wrong!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)

that explains it

... there's something wrong with his jeans and trainers then...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)

Its a MAN, maan

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)

Wait...what? Ooooowww!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

nice shoes

they look like theyre made out of carpet underlay mixed with old slippers

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)

They do look toasty though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)

I'm clicking 'i like this'

but I would like to be clear that I don't, um, "like" this.

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Zuowan, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:38, archived)

You love it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

Right click

'save image as'

file under porn/figuresofhate/osama/

review over weekend

works for me everytime

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:44, archived)

Hubba HUBBA!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)

christ almighty... MY EYES!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Sexy legs! Have a pea from last night....

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

Very Grace Jones

Well done.

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:42, archived)

hahaahahahah!!!

yay!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Bindun? I've been away being busy in the real world

Nobody ever points the finger of blame at the people without tickets who stormed the terrace do they?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

of course not

because then a section of the liverpool population wouldn't be deserving of our sympathy and that wouldn't be right

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

*narrows eyes*

you clearly work for the Sun...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

I loved the Sun's headline yesserdy

"GIVE US THE TRUTH FOR THE 96" hahahahaha they are soooo desperate to get the Liverpool market back.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

"We didn't say those things! Honest! It was... err... The Mirror!"

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

actually... They've already tried that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster#The_Sun_newspaper_controversy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

McKenzie really is a shit isn't he...?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:30, archived)

A total shit.

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WormuIus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

I saw a fab documentary where one of the editors (presumably the sports editor)

went up to Liverpool to ask them why they still weren't buying it. It was ace.

He interviewed one guy who proceeded to produce the original copies of the paper from those days - the ones with all the accusations of looting and everything hahahaha

The eds response was essentially, "Yeah but ... no but ... yeah but ... it was 20 years ago though ... " hahahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)

That was Kelvin MacKenzie

who was the editor at the time.

Complete and utter tosser.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

He's there!

Wearing a Doncaster Rovers top.

And yes, I always wondered why the thousands of ticketless scousers charging the gates never get mentioned with blame. I suppose the Sun tried it and as a result effectively said goodbye to any revenue coming from the Merseyside area.

Ooh, bit long this post!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

You lost me after "wearing"

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Hillsborough_disaster_Sun.jpg

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

That was the guy.... McKenzie

I liked the story he made up about Elton John having his guard dogs voiceboxes removed because they kept him awake barking. And sent a reporter along who confirmed they certainly were barking.

Woof!

(Wheatabeat The hoi polloi, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)

I really fucking hate Kelvin McKenzie?

Did you see him on the Heston's Feast thing? Still a smug prick.

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Zuowan, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

nice to know you know so much about it

you southern,idiotic shit.

(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:45, archived)

care to educate?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

But why did the police open the Leppings Lane gate?

And I think it has bindun

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

I knew it!

He's to blame - it all makes sense now

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

maybe I should have done Where's Kelvin

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

he's not even fucking trying any more

... money has made him soft, he wants to be found - he loves the fame and recognition...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

and he couldn't be bothered with any rissing

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

Or at the lack of medical/qualified people

to put them in the recovery position. This could have saved quite a few lives

source - research not the newspapers, my misses is reading a science journal on it and PVS victims

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:27, archived)

"Long and Dull" warning:

Interesting point. This the disaster which brought about the Taylor Inquiry, which produced the Taylor Report, specifying minimum standards for medical cover:

- There must now be at least one approved and designated First Aid room in any stadium.
- There must now be 1 Trained First Aider onsite per 1000 spectators. This is usually made up of SJA volunteers.
- There must now be 1 Trained "crowd" Doctor onsite if there's over 2000 spectators.
- There must now be 1 Fully equipped Ambulance (NHS or approved alternative) onsite if there's over 5000 spectators.

Some places exceed standards. Cardiff Millenium Stadium, built entirely post-Taylor, has 12 minor First Aid rooms spread evenly around the ground, each with a complement of standard first-aiders, and a well-equipped main room crewed with more-advanced staff. Others are... less impressive.

Although it's important to remember that even if we'd had twice the Taylor-numbers on that day, there would certainly still have been fatalities. It's easy to look at 96 fatalities and assume that they died purely for want of basic medical care. But first you have to triage the most critical from the 800+ casualties, in a confused setting; no easy task which would have overloaded any reasonable medical attendance. The recommendations are not about having enough people and kit in place before a disaster, to prevent any losses while dealing with it internally; they're about keeping people alive while a larger external response is mobilised.

Of course, the blame for Hillsborough is spread wide. Spectators certainly contributed; no-one could get crushed at the front if no-one was pushing further backwards. Gross negligence in ground management, stewarding, and policing certainly contributed.

But then, could either party could have made their mistakes if the others hadn't let them? Even the persons who ordered the unannounced roadworks on the M62 has some small responsibility, failing to warn people of the need to depart earlier.

(minor clarity edits)

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

It's a question you could only ask if you didn't know anything about Hillsborough, 80s football or crowd control.

Pretty much.

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Zuowan, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:40, archived)

Actually it's a question you can ask under any circumstance

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:43, archived)

sorry

Forest fan here, my Dad was there so I'm very aware of why it happened. While the systems responsible for dealing with the situation failed almost uniformly, they wouldn't have been put in that situation if the thousands of Liverpool fans without tickets hadn't turned up at the ground and rioted.

I sympathise for the families of the innocent 96, but to be told I should feel sorry for the whole of Liverpool every April for the last twenty years is a little bit hard to swallow when some of those voices are from the ones that stormed the gates.

If the police had waded in with batons twirling to stop them, the scousers would now be complaining about police brutality. The fans that had no reason to be at the ground put a strain on the policing and stewards and directly caused what happened.

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:46, archived)

Where's the Hysel memorial...?

I don't see a big deal made of the 39 Juve fans that died there.

Still they've always got their Munich songs to keep em happy

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:54, archived)

*applauds*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

I whole-heartedly concur with this statement!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

also a forest fan

my dad was also there
he told me that he saw so many idiot scouse hooligans walking and jumping over the dead and injured just to pick a fight with the forest fans. still this is hardly reported yet so many people witnessed this.

(sweatytramp, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:30, archived)

Eagle!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

Wonderful!!!!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

Cheers!

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

he's late for the soiree!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

He'll have his own soiree then.

One with blackjack and eagles

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

I can just hear him going

"oh bloody hell! Get out of my way you uncultured oafs!"

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

hahahaha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

haha perfect!

/click

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

posh!

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pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

wonderful wonderful wonderful

this is going to become my gmail pic.

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

also - he looks like he's in the middle

of a lovely dance

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

or slipping

on an invisible banana skin

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)

implausable

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

I say, what?

he looks rather spiffing

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

Yay!

This is how Jesus should return to Earth. As a very dapper bird of prey.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

I say!

top chap

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

haha

how dashing!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Hahahahaha

IS he saying "Get out of my way! Bloody proles! I have a very important meeting to go to!"?

I know I am.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Ooooo, mind squizz

b3ta.com/board/9369794

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

Ooo ...

Grape rinds link to mice!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

They do inde.... hang on, what?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

I think I've seen you on the underground

in the bowler hat with the flashing light on top

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

superb source pic

even better skillz

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

eeeeguuuullll

good work sir

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)

haha!

Magnifiqué!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:22, archived)

That's a spiffing chap what what

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:41, archived)

lets start a troupe!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

Not fluffeh

but then I dont care

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

The beard looks a little fluffy

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)

I bet you say that to all the girls!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

Only the beardiest ones

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

It's a Taliban snuggle beard. One of their most deadly weapons.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

lacist!

only joking, it's very good

in other news - www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/17/pirate_bay_loses_trial/

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)

How odd

I was just reading that....they dont seem bothered much either and their site continues..

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boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

yeah it'll be up until after the appeal i would imagine

i can't see this being overturned though :(

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

I wonder where my Dad will scab all his knock-ff films from then?

; )

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

there is another (say it in a yoda voice)

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sock more tea vicar?, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

Hahaha :)

I want some ACME stuff

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:05, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:12, archived)

*note to self: rename those files*

And a page from something else I'm working on.
I like this self-employment thing :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:52, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

top linky drawing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

SCIENCE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

Nice

but art doesnt wear glasses!

I also have a reference folder. Lots of anatomical pics. Mostly female though *shames*

Wired controllers? That is SO 1990s....

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

I hate the wireless ones.

Use one and you can't garotte player 2.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

So True!

Plus retro is in. You don't see many, if any, wireless controllers for the Atari 2600.

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kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)

Sounds like a new electronics project!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 17:22, archived)

SO?

I GO FOR EYE TESTS AND I DON'T WEAR GLASSES.

EDIT: Whoops, Caps!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)

Cor... I like the looks of the 'something else'...

what happens next?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

... breakfast?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

*jumps up and down in seat*

BREAKFASTBREAKFASTBREAKFASTBREAKFASTBREAKFAST!!!!

Maybe I should drink less coffee...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

MORE COFFEEEE... but once you start you should never give up, otherwise your head will split in twain.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

Ok, more it is!

*puts two scoops into cup*

This is gonna be bitter...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)

LOL naked cat?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

hopefully not...

She loks relatively in proportion, and has lots of odd tech gubbins in her room... I'm holding out for some steampunk flavoured madness...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:11, archived)

Not that kind of comic.

No naughtyness.
Kinda grim tale, really.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:14, archived)

This is exactly what I was hoping to hear.

Speaking of which, I've been writing my own little graphic novel type thing... Which'd be great if I could draw as well.

Or write.

But it'll be ace, honest.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

this is good

also - my optician is trying to make me go blind and broke... so don't listen to her Art. Onerism is cheap and enjoyable.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

this makes me glee

because I'm currently working for an opticians and I like porn
its like you took my life and put it right up on screen

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

you dress your cat in vest tops

and hot pants?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

.....ewwww

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

is it a folder of yiff pr0n?

in other news, self-employment rocks. Except the bit about not having a regular income.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:58, archived)

and the bit about tax

and the bit about being stuck in the house all day

I do like the pick and choosiness of all the good jobs and the lack of commuting though.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

working three feet away from the kitchen door

is one of the main reasons for my expanding size

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

do you use a broom to operate your computer from the safety of your sofa?

*king size homers*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)

I can't get to my sofa

it's underneath a fuck-off big pile of packing materials.

And every other surface in my house is under a pile of stock.

I really should be working right now.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

me too

every surface in your house is under a pile of stock? Are you an oxo cube maker?

I do 3d modeling gubbins, so having b3ta and all the wonders of the internet mere pixels away is a deadly trap.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

I sell shit on eBay

which is what I should be doing now, really.

In fact, I am just about to stop for lunch (or breakfast in fact) and then think about tidying up my photographic studio so I can start getting stuff ready to list.

It's a hard life.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)

I make a point of not having any food in my kitchen.

I want to eat, I have to walk to the supermarket :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)

do you know

up until this very minute I was convinced you had me on ignore.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)

I have a folder call that...

* It stands for "Toast Hats And Toap"

WOO!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:59, archived)

My girlfriend found my reference material

and made me delete it. I'd spent years compiling all of that Japanese cheerleader stuff :(

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

japanese cheerleader stuff? Now thats a sub-genre of pr0n that i havent heard off

going to slutsoft.com would be a great way to restart your collection. NSFW by the way

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

Nice!

"Your daily dietary serving of Japanese sluts"

I love my PocketPC; surfing pr0n at wr0k an nobody knows!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:18, archived)

Here's some...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:06, archived)

o_0

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:08, archived)

those jeans must be made by the military to withstand that sort of pressure.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

holy....

She eat all the other campers?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

Her face looks quite nice though

what a pity!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:16, archived)

her face reminds me of Terry Farrell

her body reminds me more of Jabba the Hutt.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

Terry "Dax" Farrell?

She gave me the horn in my teens.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

Your girlfriend is doing it wrong

She should be SHARING your reference material and showing you HERS.

/works for me 8)
//and yeah, I wear glasses!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)

This is a lesson for everyone

...always make a backup of your work.

(Wize, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)

I like the linky stuff, sir - it reminds me of a superb French BD the name of which temporarily escapes me....

/alzheimers blog

Edit: La Femme Piege. That was it.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

BD?

looks like Bengal's style to me, which is all of the lush

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:09, archived)

band dessiné

it's french for comic

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)

ah, I know band dessiné

just couldn't make the jump to the acronym

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)

I should have realised all b3tans are all clever and shit

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:25, archived)

*googles*

Oooh. I like the look of that....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)

she's very good

or was when I last looked a few years back!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)

ooo

double woo!

EDIT: Although she does appear to have a disembodied arm and some bog roll on her bed.
Sounds like a good night out to me:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

Good use of the

"air quotes"

top notch as always
(and a click)

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

Go forth, and kill! Zardoz... has spoken.

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

hahaha

connery WILL NEVER live that down.

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:47, archived)

HAHA!

LOL!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

I bet he still wakes up at night screaming "pleash shay I didn't doo that filum!"

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:48, archived)

He has a different bad film nightmare for every night of the year

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

but when he wakes up he remembers his money

and his tax haven...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

His bed made of money

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)

"Why did I shay yesh!?"

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

wash the fiulm a dissharshther?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:56, archived)

don't speak with your mouth full when doing shawn ;)

to be fair..he's made more great movies than he has the crap ones..

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:01, archived)

Sexy :D

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:50, archived)

nsfw

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:51, archived)

oh shush

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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)

lost of people went postal wen I posted my kinky mickey latex mouse

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)

bwahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

ha ha ha

HA HA HA - look at HIM!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:53, archived)

mmmm tasty

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 10:55, archived)

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