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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Don't laugh, he's a very smart man

Who else would be able to decrease national debt with increased borrowing like he has promised today.... XD

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

It just makes so much sense.

Well, actually, it more doesn't.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Maybe he has been taking advice from Ocean finance?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Consolidate all your debts into one easy monthly kicking from a Loan Shark...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Do we think he has jet black...

*mindbleaches*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

No...NO!

You said it now....

*cannot unthink*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Phwoar!

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Hehe

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

AHah!

lully!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

hahahahhahaahha! Ace as always, Beau!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

Cheers Sir!

:-)

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

*turns gay*

*gets erection*

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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

I take it

Not a good budget then

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

splendid

(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

The Budget in Short

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

That's a tad large, n'est pas?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

God listen to us...

like a pair of stuck record players.

Noon Gruntfuttocks.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Hello There! I know, it's bad, isn't it?

How's the world with you?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Shrubless, thanks to Riverghost and Barbarossa :)

You?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Shrubless?

How so?

Oh, I'm ok, I guess.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Mostly riverghost actually

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

What have you two hooligans been up to, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

I'm not allowed to show you

I'll gaz you

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

ooOOOOOoooooo!

*is intrigued*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Sorry - people talking work at me.

www.b3ta.com/board/9381344

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Yes indeed, sir

I have seen the various 'versions'...

All is clear now.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

including Barbie's 'special' version?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Yes indeed!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

Hahaha pasanonic replied after I went last night.

Oh well, I think I did a better job of the face than that anyway :P

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:02, archived)

I think it's the same face, but the lower resolution makes it look a bit different...

Both have gone out, with the instruction to use yours for anything bigger than 5x7 printing.

...and yes I saw pasa's comment. Grr.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

52491px long

LONGER!

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

BUCKAROO!!!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

Little bit bigger maybe?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Them thars some

mighty sturdy legs.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

I call it: "Big girl, big whore."

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Nicely, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

epic

i like the 'whut?' expression in the last frame

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

*runs for bunker*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

make it a bit bigger and I'll concider clicking it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

I dodn't think a "Happy face" post was justifiable here.... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I could you feel you building up to it, though...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

hehehe, no doubt it'll be rolled out at some point today.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

pretty much guaranteed, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

man

this shot I've had sitting on my desk is starting to evaporate...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

just wait for it... It's like zalgo - it's coming

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

well where is the sodding rest of it, huh?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I endorse the sentiments

but those eyebrows aren't assembling... and for some reason I feel this needs to be mentioned.

Woo though - woo and yay.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

(actual) LOL

Fucking awesome *clicks like mad*

The last frame is brilliant

Whos cleavage is that on the right? Jacqui smith's?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Too fulsome and pert...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I DON'T KNOW YOU. THAT'S A LARGE PICTURE. GOD BLESS MY EYES, I HAVE SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.

*Folds arms and waits adulation*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

I will not comment on spelling and grammar.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL.

LOL

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

LOL!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

belated woo's for these

I've been on lunch

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

don't do that bumface

no one likes a horizontal scroll bar

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

bwahahahah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

HAHA! YES.

EVERYBODY HEAD FOR DA BUNKER

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

BIGGAR, UGLIER, BATTER!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

ha ha - but some interesting spellings!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

ha yeah.

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Gordon's

cleavage is lookin good

(MP3J part2, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Hahaha

The ending is just brilliant

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

aaaaw, Gordon's fallen asleep :)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

hahaha that is fucking epic

I don't care how big it is

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Brilliant

Couldn't care less about the size or the spelling or the grammar, it made me chuckle.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

it may well be huge

but it's also very, very funny...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 0:27, archived)

If Blackadder and Darling had a common ancestor...

(iamgoingtohell, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Nicely!

I hate that smug cunt

Darling, not Blackadder

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Genius.

Click.

That is all.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Hahaha :)

With a body full of nicotine, it is back to work

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

ha ha ha!!

brilliant!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Tuck in your bibs, it's...

Today I got up late so had Shreddies for lunch. What are you having?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

lumme

are these still going on?
quinoa salad and a Yorkie for a treat

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Only once in a blue moon

Top lunch!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I too have risen late

I'm having Oat So Simple, I will add some narna

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

greetings my, clunge flashing associate

I cant see the word 'risen' without thinking of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oM5-7msE1g

may it stick in your head for all eternity!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

NOM NOM NOM NOM

I miss them so much, they formed a regular part of my diet in the mid 90's.
I'd forgotten all about them until now, today I shall be salivating constantly in rememberance and doomed anticipation.

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

just eat the less popular golden stick things out of the quality streets

theyre pretty much the same except theyre not square

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

LIES AND VICIOUS SLANDER

Nothing can replace the dark chewy smoothness of Riesen

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

I am so pleased you are getting your oats :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

ARF!

Gotta have your oats :)

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

nothing as I am poor

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Ha ha.

*points*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Oh noes

Do you live near a "Booker" cash n carry outlet?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

nope

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Anxiety with a side-serving of annoyance

Covered with a lovely schitzoid sauce.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

Erm

Have some Lithium with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

I had two sandwiches, with a rather interesting bacon, mustard, grated cheese

assorted bits of capsicum and parsley filling.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

caps of cum?

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:28, archived)

That sounds substantial

Well done

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Marmite / multigrain bread sammich

Nik Naks
Apple

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

What was in the sammich?

Did you put Nik Naks in it?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

Haven't eaten it yet...

that's an interesting suggestion...

Marmite and spicy Nik Nak sammich...

*contemplates*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

what was DTH's milestone countdown for?

Did i miss it?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

75k nakeds

and no, I don't think so

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

He has one left but I think is too busy to finish his picture so he is holding off until later.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

I have had a nutritional lunch of

a wine spritzer and a cigarette.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

The diet of kings

(and pissheads).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

It's warm :(

plus I had a huge breakfast of lashings of sliced pig and eggs.

I am having Chinese for dinner ( tea ) or so I have been informed. Means I don't have to cook for a change.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

A nice sandwich of eggsalad , veg and bacon

hmmmmm

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Egg salad and bacon in a butty - good

but the addition of vegetables? That sounds a bit strange.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

It's legal in Holland

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Goed

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Kia-Ora FTW!!

Also.. the episode of Spaced where they talk about Kia-Ora...

and lunch'll be Marlboro Lights and Orange Lucozade, as ever

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

EAT OR YOU WILL DIE!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

Blueberries.

(and smints.)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

Blueberries are lovely

but on their own is not lunch.
Have chips with that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

Three scanning electron microscopes and two motes of dust

Discos Dave
1
Kerazzey salad corned beefs and pickled lily on-yum bagel an apple a pear and some pineapple!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

ooooh

its down to 1 now?

this bedder be good, sonny!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

Have some live culture with that

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Show us yer cock mister

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

Sushi!

and lots of it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

*is jealous*

*steals lunch*

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

You'll have to be mighty quick!

*scarfs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

There were two pitfalls to my plan

1) I've just had prawn salad for lunch
and
2) I don't know where you are

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Stealth Sushi!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

lucky bastard

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

I'm sure a lot of people will envy you

Not I though.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:39, archived)

Not a fan of the old sushi, then?

Ah well. My apologies, ma'am.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

That's OK

I am outnumbered so I assume I have wrong genes.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

boigers baked potatty and salads possibly with some form of cider vinegar and lime greek yoghurt dressing.

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I cannot fault that lunch

Maybe a chocolate confectionary substance afterwards will round it off nicely.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

Fishfinger sandwich :D

Fishfingers, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and chilli sauce all wrapped up in a couple of tortillas

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

A top sandwich!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)

For services to the fish finger trade, I award you

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

tesco's spicy chicken something or other

tasted of cold lettuce like everything from tesco is wont to do.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Oh well

Hopefully tomorrow's will be better.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Today I had two BANANANAS!

They were the less curved ones from the back of the bunch that the factory workers couldn't bend properly.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, archived)

Nicely

But you should have cut up one of them and inserted it between 2 slices of bread.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

I didn't have any bread

that went with bacon yesterday, shame I didn't have the bananas then too, I bet it would work.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I had a coffee

and a small biscuit... later I plan to have sandwich.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Have another biscuit while you wait

Have a nice eggy sandwich later.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

Food?

Ahaha, only squares eat food man.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Nonsense

All sorts of people eat food.
Only eejuts don't eat food.
And anorexics.
Now have some chips and don't be a fool, man.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

i'll have to ask my chef...

we're really posh

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

I hope s/he has some bread based product

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

Veg soup and a chicken salad baguette.

/unimaginative

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:35, archived)

There is nothing wrong with that

Lunch is usually a no-nonsense affair and you had a no-nonsense lunch. Be proud!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

I just had a ham sammidge with mustard and a cup of tea. I should have had chips with it :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

The Duke will have approved of the mustard

if he were here.
Top lunch, even without the chips.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Katy Perry

Click for bigger

More of this silliness

Thank you for the nice comments!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

THE CRAB IS ANGERED BY YOUR LACK OF RESPECT FOR IT

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

*respects the crab*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

inspects crab

rejects crab

Is bum raped by crab

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

injects the crab

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

Your pictures are very nice.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

He's probably have a wank

on YOUR time.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

fucking hosting on flickr

cant see a fucking thing :(

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

the b3ta hosting wouldnt thumbnail proper

here's the not broken CFB link
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/42654/1240401078/KatyPerry.jpg

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)

I'll give a click to that .hehehe sillyness

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

DO NOT ANGER THE CRAB

HE IS FEISTY AND TRIANGLE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

i so would

(anyone a proxy for three? other wise I shall pester mr toast)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

so why did you put all that effort into a blank post?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

smell it

the space is full of fart smell

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

/talk left the door open

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

It was more than you deserved

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

you are a sweet little thing aren't you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*points at sig*

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

yours or mine?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

take a guess...

ffs

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

ah well done, I knew you'd get your reply right eventually.

which regular are you?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Aww is this a tiff I see before me?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

I do believe so. looks like someone is taking the internets seriously.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

not really.

you don't rate that high.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Why don't you just gaz him telling him how much you don't care.

Instead of hanging it all out here?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I guess he/she's afraid that it might make me cry :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

but well done missing the point

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

yeah sorry, i'm really thick

can you explain your point in words of one syllable?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)

You appear to be rather unpleasant

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fuscous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)

thanks for your input

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

Seriously - what is your problem?

Have you just come here to have a go at K3b/-\b?

I mean - really?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

and the fuck has

it got to do with you?
it bothers you - use ignore.

(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

I'm a contributing user of the board

And you're clogging it up with your inane teenage whinging.

Please get over yourself and start having fun instead.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

ahahahaha.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

HORSEFUCKER!

*points*

(I realise you are not Matthew Broderick)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

I saw a bit of the remake of Godzilla at the weekend.

I couldn't help expecting him to suddenly say "It is so choice" throughout my viewing.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

Did he shower in that film?

There's always a Broderick shower scene...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

He got covered in reptile-bile, didn't he?

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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:32, archived)

Awwwww.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

awww, are you teething? would you like something to gnaw on?

perhaps you need burping...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I could post it for you...

But I warn you, it will probably be the most popular thing I have ever posted, and I shall claim it as my own...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)

ok chap I shall gaz you the link, thanks.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Happy to help / take credit...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

i vote for the goon show

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

HUZZAH!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

needle nardle noo

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.

~Spike

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

ha ha ha

that's lovely

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

here, have a gorilla

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:19, archived)

*fashionably objects, citing "real women" and "proper curves" as evidence*

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

now there's an idea

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

hahahahahhaha!

these always remind me of those "Senses of the body in proportion" pictures.... Creepy....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)

These mikado sticks are addictive

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

They're just pocky, right?

Can anyone clarify?

I am out for a ciggie, so won't reply for a few minutes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Pocky / Fran / Mikado all the same yes.

But with amusing advert.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Ahhhh, thought so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

wotcha poppet

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

Good ta! *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

*hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

non of them in the UK are as good as the ones they sell in japan.

We seem to get crap imports which are not from japan :(.

Fran is best of the bunch
https://www.wizzywig.com/xcart/files/t_47994.jpg

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

wikipedia

"In Europe, Pocky is renamed Mikado after the game Mikado and distributed by LU Biscuits."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocky

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

'after the game mikado'

that raises a whole other set of questions. ANYWAY, ciggie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

you can't smoke pocky!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

it wouldnt surprise me that they rejected the name 'pocky'

in case it upset any specific minorities.

hope they do the banana and 'mens' varieties. They were teh best.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

'mens' variety?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

basically, dark chocolate and a darker, more sophistimacated packet that makes you look less gay.

They should be MEAT flavoured.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

Oh! The ones that look like a giant pack of B'n'H?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

These:

images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&um=1&ei=fQvvSazSHsXD-AbNkPS8Dw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=men%27s+pocky&spell=1

I brought a box of GIANT pocky last time i was in LOLjapan. Too much biccy, not enough choccy.

Havent had any for ages though - might get some from tesclows. Glad theyre selling them though - i used to get mine imported from tokyotoys.com or the japan center - they were always the cheaper thai ones and didnt taste as good.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

This is fuelling my choccy lust...

*is actually drooling a little*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

what minority would be offended by Pocky?

Mikado is an opera about asian stereotypes isn't it?
[edit] reading wikipedia, it seems, yes it is with a bunch of racistlols thrown in as well.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

touché!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

pakistanisLOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

I'm going to have to get some of those now... never seen them before....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

I don't know, they are just bloody nice

Also Tesco are doing them for 3 for the price of one :)

How are you lovely?

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

I'm ok chap

off out for a ciggy!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

they're crap

they've been selling them in spain since i was a kid.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

Every thing in spain is crap

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

except Las Ketchup

I love Las Ketchup

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)

i'll be in spain next month

i am far from crap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

In that case spain will be better next month :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, archived)

That's a little sweeping, don't you think, sir?

Also wrong on a number of levels.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:20, archived)

Take me to spain and prove me wrong :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

these pictures worry me somewhat.

I want me a bobbleheaded, clunkfooted, fathanded pop star of my own :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Duffy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

FREEEEEBS

*hugs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

*googles*

erm... ??

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

essentially, yes, but cleverly shaved.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

*completes*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)

she really needs to be shot

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Tesco Value Cerys Matthews

which is scraping the bottom of a very fetid barrel...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

*waits for the Cap'n s wonderful phonetic spelling of least bad of Catatonia's 'hit'*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

Sorry, I was elsewhere?

MELDEH END SCEEEEHLEEEEEEEEE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, archived)

Amy Winehouse

GAWD, i kept typing winohouse!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

I love this

Well Shopped!!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

smashing

top skillz

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, archived)

she's lully :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

a fine addition to your bobblehead diva collection

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

I LOVE these

*applauds heartily*

*Clicks frantically*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

YUMS!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

woo yay

lovely you skilled sod

I've been away for a while - has Dave posted his tackle yet?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

who cares

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)

erm... me

I wanted to congratulate him on 75k... quite a lot of posting...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

we'll be handing out badges next

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

I do enjoy a good badge...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

Hey guys?

I've just got back from the badge maker and... oh.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)

*inserts "joke" and sending help because I'm stuck in a badge factory*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, archived)

I would wear that badge.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, archived)

I'd pin it on you

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

OK, but go slowly...

I don't tend to trust other people with sharp pointy things, and I scare easily...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

You are really good at these :)

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)

real-life bratzification

expertly done

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

I do you know

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

Arf!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

I shrank a girl

she didn't like it

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

These are incredibly good

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:31, archived)

It demands sex with your children.

edit: Just in case it isn't clear, this is a fiddler crab

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

i have no children

will i do? after all, i am somebody's child.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

It has to be

YOUR children. Yes YOU.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

in that case

i need someone to give me children

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

*waggles suggestively*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

*wiggledances*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

*woggles*

*retracts comment*

*says there was nothing wrong with saying that in the first place*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)

just be glad you're not an animal

you'd be accused of being a rapist and mocking yourself

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

steal them from a shopping centre

like I did

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

i can't, i'm bannerd from the shopping centre

after the *ahem* incident...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

I don't care what the security guard says

those mannekins were dressed like sluts and were definitely up for it

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)

plastic harlots, so they are.

if they weren't advertising lingerie and wellies, there'd be no problem

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

DO YOU HAVE A HAIRLESS SCROTE?

If not, the crab cares little.

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

so MALE children, then.

I'm mystified as to why you didn't say that to begin with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

A NICE BALD CUNT AND NO TITS

will also appease the crab.

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Goodhew it is.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

best cocktail I ever drank that.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

SWEETEN THE BITTER MOCK YOU HAVE DEALT THE CRAB

Or bloody constraint against your young will follow.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

And yet ironically it's served in a furry cup...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

THE CRAB DOES NOT APPROVE OF HAIR

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Well it should shave its fucking legs then.

I can tolerate paedo crabs, but I can't abide double standards.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

yes, two of them

they're dangling from my ears

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

FEAR THE RAGE OF THE NONCECRAB

(

arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

NONCECRAB :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

the day is made - thank you

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

HE MAY TRY TO INDULGE HIMSELF IN LOLRAPE

www.b3ta.com/board/9382680
ALSO: BEADLEHANDED NONCECRAB

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

quote of the week

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Who's that?

dutroux?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

the creepiest guy I could find after googling

'paedo'

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

look like a cross of Derren Brown and John lennon

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

only one quarter of this picture is human

I want my money back

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

but they don't come cheap:)

(

Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Fiddler crab :)

(

Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

"it's a fact that pedophiles are related to crabs!"

"there's no evidence for this, but it is fact!"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

This... This crab

has sex with children.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

as long as he pays the going rate

fine

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

THE CRAB HAS RICHES BEYOND COMPARE

in his van.

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Arf!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

this is crab

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

Lois

best name ever

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

Can't spell silo without it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

you cunt

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)

mwahahahahaha!

(

theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

Norris

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)

CRAB IS POET LAURIATE OF MICRONESIA!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)

I wandered sideways as a crab

and felt the sand beneath my claws
the autumn breeze scented with kebab
I spilt chilli sauce upon my drawers

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)

the sky,

magnificent as a claw,
left the viewers in awe,

and I,
wishing I knew more words,
can walk sideways but not forwards

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)

I prefer mine

(

twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

I propose to shun the system of govenment

and we put our faith in.... 'The Wheel of Woo'

(

Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

hi cockalorum! i like this

Also: GRRRRRRR!
Yesterday a bloke came to fix my shower after it exploded [with exciting sparks and everything] last week. During his visit, he asked to use the loo, which was fine by me, at the time.
but the fucking bastard has BLOCKED it!
the water drains out eventually, so it's flushable but it's obviously blocked by horrendous workmanpoo and i have no idea what to do about it. I really can't afford to hire a bloke to come fix it.
*angers* stupid workmanbloke! i gave you a lovely cup of tea and a biscuit and this is how you repay me???

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

the system works

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Did you Woo a Woo?

Or does it not count if the Woo is a new thread?

(

WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Is that like

crossing the streams?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

did somebody just say wooawoo?

i distinctly heard someone say wooawoo

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

oh noes!

to the bunker!
*edits*

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

a shitload of boiling water down the toilet

will do the trick

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

i remember i had a blocked sink once

the plunger was doing nothing, so in a last-ditch effort to dodge the horror of removing pipes, i poured half a bottle of bleach down it. slowly it drained, slowly slowly. no sign of it doing anything at all helpful. i left it for five minuets (yes, minuets) and when i returned it had all drained. "ok," i thought. i'll try hot water instead." boiled up a kettleful, poured it down the sink and AAAARGH CHLORINE GAS!

cue me fumbling urgently with the lock on the kitchen door, breath held and eyes itching, desperate to escape and ventilate a terrifyingly-toxic kitchen

sometimes, i'm a bloody idiot

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

this makes me smile!

but only because of the memory of the smell..
Yes, I too have experienced that!

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Pixieelf got his 1st front pg. when MJ died! Double Whammy!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

be REALLY careful if you do that... the toilet bowl can crack if you try it.

and that isn't a funny thing to happen.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

only if it's not a plastic toilet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

a plastic toilet?

that's a potty idea

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Caustic soda might work?

It could render the scat fats into soap and slide through freely, or make it smell worse.

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

I always use caustic soda for unblockerationisms

and it always works with sinks.
According to the instructions, you have to first put in the caustic soda and then add water.
Seeing that there is water in the loo all the time, I think this water might have to be removed first.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Nah, you'll just have to throw more of it in there.

It's got to be full to flow to the log jam. Maybe add a pile of NaOH then stir and add more water to make it go down.
I like this big communal effort, any less amusing a job and it'd be all www.whatareweyourbitchesofsomesort.eh?

(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

remind me never to eat your biscuits

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spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

hahahahaha tealol

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

pfft!

they were chocolate hobnobs too, none of your cheap biscuit crap.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

bicarbonate of soda and lemon juice, liberal amounts thereupon.

(don't do that, for fuck sake. Try some biological washing powder- cover the poo in it and wait half an hour, the enzymes might break it down a bit).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

workman poo is resistant to enzymes

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

oooh, good idea.

i'm gonna see if the corner shop has any drain unblocker, i doubt it, but it's worth a look.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Use a flexible tube to push it trough....

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

i sadly have tubelack

and i don't really think i could ask the neighbours if i could borrow their garden hose to shove workmanshit out of my blocked toilet...

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Blummin working classes.

Invite him back and have him shot.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

'horrendous workmanpoo'

hahahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

complain to his boss

then get the loo fixed and send them the bill. if the workman says he didn't do it, tell him he's full of shit.
although, obviously, not as full as he was before...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

haha

this is increasingly becoming the best option.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

they're not supposed to use your loo

at least, i don't think so. the one who did my shower was here a week and had a piss every morning. after the second time, i had to ask him if anyone had ever explained the concept of flushing to him.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

well, he did ask

which i thought was polite. and really, how can you say 'no' to such a simple thing?
but now i'm regretting saying yes!

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

they save them up, these u-bend assassins

risking severe constipation just for the pleasure of flooding your bathroom with tradesman's effluence.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

Have another dump on top of it and flush it a few times

it wiil all then spill out the top on to our floor, thus taking away the mucky need to put your hand down the loo.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

ew. ew. ew.

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)

maybe there's something else clogging it?

did you recently notice a distinct lack of cat or guinea pig?

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

I once had to wrestle a half defrosted dead guinea pig out of the mouth of a boxer dog.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

O_o

you and your weird fetishes...

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

No, it was to feed a python. It'd been put on the radiator to defrost.

(that wasn't my idea, I should point out)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

"feed a python", I gotta remember that one

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Get a dalek to unblock it for you with their plunger

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

dynamite

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

or if that fails, C4

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

FORK IT!

ALSO: there is a workman in my house right now who just used the toilet... lets hope he didn't do a poo :(

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arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

he's probably having a wank

on YOUR time

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)

*sigh*

If the water slowly drains past: great! You can keep flushing it and eventually it may slowly wash away & break up & clear itself. (Don't put anything else in until it has!). This is the easiest.

Another safe approach is to use a plunger -- rubber bell on a stick. The aim here is to move the column of water back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, slowly washing away bits of the blockage until it's small enough to go down. You need to be persistent but it's often very effective, and it's safe.

Keep at it, and you may solve it.

If that still doesn't work, you're probably looking at either drain-unblocker chemicals (never tried them), or the professional solution: a flexible 'auger' -- never tried that either. You can buy them, but it's probably better to get a professional to do it. I wouldn't bother to try reaching in with your hand -- the blockage will be further down than you can reach.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)

you win 'best, clearest and least-condescending advice'

have this invisible owl:

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)

An invisible owl??!! Thank you!

I shall treasure it and call it...
Erddig
*feeds invisible mice*

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, archived)

thank you so much!

i keep flushing it whenever the water has drained away from the last time.
it seems to be draining faster now, though that could just be wishful thinking..

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)

Draining faster is definitely a good sign. Hopefully you'll be back to lavatorial perfection soon.

If not, say if careless workmanbloke actually dropped something inorganic in there -- like a bit of exploded shower, for instance -- then it may remain stuck on some ledge etc in the pipe. So watch out for it blocking again and if so, try a rubber plunger: it's very effective 'cos it doesn't just push things down the pipe, it also pulls things back *up* the pipe, which can set them free.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

The next will piss down the sink and block that,

then you'll have to get another who will probably have bulimia and he throw up down your bath,
the next will block your gutters with psoriasis scales before finally you'll have to either rent the A-Team or swallow a horse.

I speak from experience.

Oh and woo to the woo!!!

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)

Get a big bucket of water

and pour it down really quickly.

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fuscous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, archived)

Jab the poo with an unravelled wire coathanger

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Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Needs more Red Snapper (Very tasty!)

Wheel... Of... Fish!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Various versions are in the pipeline

covering CDC, fish and all Cock Tuesday events.
:D

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KezvwARhBIc

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Am I having a seizure?

or is that real?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Find it, watch it. Enjoy it.

www.imdb.com/title/tt0098546/

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

Wheel of Fail. I have 4 variants (I always meant to do more)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Ohh

lovely!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

rape me next

There is money in my pocket too.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

You have MAGIC POCKETS™!!!eleventy!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

hahahhaha, I dug that game out recently... classic bitmap bros platformning :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

great

great game,

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

yay!

its Leslie, not seen him in ages

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7928938

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Your life is far more exciting than mine

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

excellent

Leslie's mistake is that he's taken it all too seriously, he should take a leaf out of Russell Brand's book and use his deviancy for a moderately successful career in stand-up comedy

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

H aha ha!

Fucking rapists!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

He's a one!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

that show was shit

it was always either a scot or a bloke that won.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

that's because women and the English are rubbish

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

i would tear your arsehole out for that remark

if i was dumb enough to take the bait ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)

\o/

I have to say I felt slightly uncomfortable typing it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)

that's because the blatant lie

pricked your conscience.
either that, or i'm scarier than i thought i was

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)

They sold Pac-Man pills for his fever

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

its clever

and poignant and gets a click from me!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

Truefact

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

heheh politilols

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

broody herrings?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Not quite, no.

it's a snack-related thing....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

CRISPS

with...broody herring flavour?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

This is going to take a while, isn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

is it Twiglets?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Is it

my new favourite crisps...

Seabrooks Wasabi flavour?

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

eeewwwwww.......

There is only one flavour of crisps. Salted ones.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Nooo paprika.

God bless Europe for paprika crisps.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Sadly, like the wonderful Hollandse Nieuw, tricky to get hold of over here....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

I found them, Aldi and Lidl sell them.

(I only go to these places for German food I can't buy over here)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

I have no Aldi or Lidl facilities anywhere near me!

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

You need to live in the ghetto like me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

N19 isn't exactly salubrious, I'll have you know.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

:D I bet you have a waitrose though

(obviously the only way to be sure)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

One across the road from the office here,

and one along the Holloway Road. So, that's all good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

We're getting one soon, everyone's getting all excited.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Upper Holloway / Crouch End?

It bloody is you know...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

haha

I very very nearly bought a flat in Archway

obviously Slough has more appeal

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

bear with me on this...

but Peanut flavoured crisps are 110% win.

they start off tasting of nothing in particular, but after a few you're addicted.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

Hmmm.

This is worth considering. Satay flavour crisps.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

You mean the peanut puff wotsit things?

OH YES. I got some from Tesco.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

From TESCO?

but I live just round the corner from a Tesco...

*runs home as fast as his chubby little legs will carry him*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)

Indian section in Aylesbury Tring Road tesco.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

Excellent, we have a MASSIVE Indian foods section in ours...

Can't get gold top milk or fresh basil, but kulfi ice cream and obscure spices no problem.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:45, archived)

Well, in that case - much though I hate Tesco,

I may have to investigate these.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

They're in the exotic food ingredients bit, for some reason.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)

I misread that as 'Walsall flavour'

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

It... it tastes of...

grey?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

Now, *that* would be grim...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

No - it's one of these:

farm4.static.flickr.com/3065/2385927080_e8e991949d.jpg

And I'm lusting after (at least) one presently.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

Onion Forearm in a Baguette?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

weelllllll, not quite -

But you're getting closer.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Ooooh the raw herring sarnies?

Nomnomnomnomnom.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)

Yes, yes indeed.

They are totally gorgeous. Just like you.

*mwah*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Awwww *feels all precious*

Hello chicken *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

I bet you've never been compared to a raw herring sarnie before

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

What a smoothie, eh?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

you silver-tongued devil, you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

You'd bet correctly.

Nobody'd do it nicely, though. Nobody but the JPG.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

Bless you, lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)

Well........no no..I can't say that.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)

I feel I need to say

"Butch As A Daffodil" for some reason....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

Because you're a repressed homosexual?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

Yes, yes that would be the reason.

Oh, actually - no I was merely passing on a comment, namely the way someone had once referred to you.
And that's not a cheap shot back - it's true, which makes your response even more amusing.
But - whatever makes you happy.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)

bwahaha:

anyone going to be around for the 3pm draw off? I need a proxy for posting my picture

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

shit

me too, i'll be back at 3.30 if thats any good to you?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

hums...I suppose I could gaz happy toast...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Errr, what even is it this week?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19300

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I think I'll insert a pencil into both my eyes so I'm saved that then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Drugs you say

I made this for 4-20 day ... but then due to some lapse of memory forgot to post it

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

is it made of cake?

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

Tell that to the boy who walked out in front of a tram

and thought he had all month to cross the road

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

How dare they make money!

Those utter fucks.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

well, they could make a little less in my opinion

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

This is sure to increase the quality of drugs.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

Yeah, I don't actually have anything against them

Just thought it was an amusing idea.

Drug companies are not perfect, but few companies are. They do produce something incredibly important to society, drugs which often save lives. And making drugs takes a great deal of skill and money. They are far more deserving of their profits than bankers, reality tv producers and Jamster for a start.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

hahhahahahah! KERLICK!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)

very good

mind you, as a slave to big pharma, i'm rather glad they're still making money

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new_matt, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLECT IS NO MATCH FOR OUR PUNY WEAPONS!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Haha!

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

haha

great! then after a year he will just have to go back to planet apple for new batteries

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:19, archived)

no visible battery slot!

he scratches and gets greasy fingerprints real easy too

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:21, archived)

drop him and it costs more to repair than replace him

fucking Apple

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

Err...

Probably best to replace it, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

lose all your cadged music if you do

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

sod em

gone back to a walkman phone that's easier to use and doesn't mean I have to faff about with itunes

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:41, archived)

this was my path also

i will never buy an apple product again

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

i too

i use some old tough as nails sony ericson which has been dropped many times and never broken, and is made of *gasp* something scratchproof. learn apple!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)

just a bit more fun....with my new machine gun:)

opposition?what opposition?

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

Let's be honest

The only way he will win the next election is if he kills the opposition...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

Which is depressing

As unsatisfactory as Brown's tenure has been, the Tories will be far worse.

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Fingers crossed I'll be living in Japan by then

or shortly afterwards anyway

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

my friend moved there

he says its the best thing he ever did but is struggling with the writing a bit

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

That's my biggest worry

I'm picking up the speech pretty well thanks to some language tapes and software, but seeing how many symbols I need to learn for JLPT level 1 fills me with dread...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

Go live in tokyo

you can get by for years without speaking to anyone :) be a real geek.

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)

Lived there moved back.

It was much better 11years ago.

It goes down hill a bit every time I go back. The train was deyaled last new year! fucking unheard of.
Its easy to live there - not much fun to work there. unles you get a job you love then any place is a doddle. you still gots to pay rent!

(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)

it's like being asked

if you'd like a punch in the face or a punch in the bollocks

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

asked?

It's like being given both with no choice in the matter.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

i vote lib dems

because i like to throw my vote away

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

I don't want to vote for either Labour or the Tories

and voting for the Lib Dems is like voting for a puddle

if only the SNP would run in Slough

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

if only the pirate bay party would run in the uk

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

heh

that verdict was a fucking travesty, but it could only go one way

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

Pirate Bay should just move to Somalia

I hear pirates are quite successful there

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

you must have good hearing

Somalia's miles away

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)

not from me

*spies UN food on the horizon*

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)

You could vote Green...

or the catchily named Arthur Scargill's Socialist Labour Party, or asslip for short.

You could run yourself!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

haha, asslip!

i could run, but i'm only qualified to make silly 3d animations on a puter, i don't feel this qualifies me to run the country.

on another note i was reading in the QI book of quotations in the bog just now...

"the best form of government is democracy, peppered with the occasional political assassination"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

I am angry about a great many things.

This is my sole qualification, but I'm still considering it...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)

I'm going to spoil my ballot

although I've not decided how yet

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

I might vote for the Lib Dems if they put Vince Cable back in charge

and I know a lot of my friends feel the same.

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the wub - guide onion for the blind, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:43, archived)

This is the kind of retarded attitude that makes talking about politics on the internet no fun at all.

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WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

I'm of the opinion that we need 4 years of Conservatives

in order to shake Labour in to a party that isn't shit.

After that 4 years, Labour will be good again.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)

Die Opposition

Dieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
ps LOL

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'll just leave this here for you

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

lolz

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

I know I wanted this list of criticisms bulletted, but this is ridiculous

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

he looks like one of those blow up dolls there

COR - jacqui smith in the BG looking horny as usual

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

I love the way

her breasts are reaching for her ample thighs, one apparently succeeding more than the other

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha ha ha ha ha

I love the fondness in that description...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

she's all natural

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

She embraces gravity

like a long lost lover

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Are you one of these crazy men with testicles that hang identically?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

They are equidistant from the floor

if that's what you are asking

All 3 of them

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)

that'll be why her husband gets us to pay for his porn

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

I'd rather pay so he can watch porn

than pay for her bathplug

mind you, who knows what she used it for

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:24, archived)

arf

congrats on FP for yours:)....woo

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)

cheers gubnor

im pretty chuffed with it - it took 10 mins and ive never had a FP that relies on a joke before.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

I like your machine gun :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)

cheers Mr.Lugosi

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)

This is all sorts of fantastic and some sorts of woo ;)

*clicks*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)

Hold the elections . . . and . . . pass the ammo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:58, archived)

As a brand name, it's very hard to get the marketing right

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Ah, but the nurses...

enough to make you wish you had it.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

What is it about nurses that fascinates men?

Is it the ability to give a prostate massage?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

but anyone can do that!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I can. I do it with a small dumbell whilst singing the advice column from Women's Own.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

*crosses legs

*puts ipod on

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

Moooooooooost woooooomen expeeeeeeeriEEEENCE

drrrryyyyyyyneeessss of the vagiiiiiina during menopaaaaauuuuuuse

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

*increases volume

*tightens leg cross

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

wHOOOoooOOOAAAAAGGGGHHhhhhh

BAAAAAAARRRRRDYYYYFOORRRRRRRRRM!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

I think it's mainly

the very short dresses and white stockings....

/maybeconfusingreallifewithpornblog

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Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

TEH SANS!

*cries*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I know... It was the closest font I could find to it :(

(__, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

The face in frame 2 is giving me the fear...

IT SEES INTO MY SOUL!!!!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:12, archived)

hahah

Cancer o'clock!
ace

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

Doing some last minute reading

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

hehehehe...

topical pea

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Hahaha

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

I knew there was a bit of Eddie about her!

*shivers
ning all

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)

Love It!

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Q4nobody, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:01, archived)

It's the bloke from The Mentalist....

How eerie...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

TVSHOWNAMELOLS!

i had to explain to my Brazilian family-in-law why i found it so funny.

you fuckin' mentalist!

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)

Same here...

I thought it was some ITV Saturday night gameshow poking fun at the handicapped...

"tonight ladies and gentlemen, we're going to find out just who is.... The Mentalest"

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:18, archived)

haha

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

class! :D

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Gin?

Make mine a double

You'll have to speak up, I'm a bit hard of hearing.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

jajaja

pfff

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

Oh bless her, she's proper lovely.

HOORAY for singers being judged for their voices instead of their ability to wear hotpants and smile that perfect, white, dead smile that they all do. You know, the one where you've exchanged your soul and dignity for Louis Vuitton luggage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

yes bless her

but I'd rather not look at her. No offense. In the same sense that I'd rather those attractive ones stopped pretending to have tallent. But c'est la vie!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:05, archived)

I don't think she's bad looking, personally.

Admittedly, those are quite some eyebrows, but she's got a lovely warm face and her eyes crinkle when she smiles, which I always think is a winner.

*doesn't really get the good looking/ shit looking thing*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

perhaps

its just a male thing in todays society where a pair of Denis Healy eyebrows just dont cut it. the five chins dont either!
I guess she's passable as a granny face way ;)

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)

I'm no good at this

so I'm prepared to conceed that I don't know what I'm talking about in terms of personal aesthetics.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

I guess

we all have our view of what beauty/uglyness is
for me I'm afraid she falls into the latter. Great voice tho and I hope she has a lot of success

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

I hope she does too.

I want to see her all blinged up. RIDICULOUSLY, in fact.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

same here!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)

she should totally wear hotpants for the next round

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

If I was her I bloody would.

And deely boppers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:09, archived)

Am I the only person on the planet who thought her voice was just average?

I'd like to see the woman from Kitty on one of those things...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

Kittie?

As in 'whoa Doom, I don't want to have to think about them again' Kittie?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:08, archived)

I'm not saying they're good, they're not.

But it would amuse me to see her doing her throaty roar at Mr. Highwaisters...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)

It'd amuse me to see the bassist in pain.

Any sort of pain, not fussy. So long as it's big and prolonged.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)

Is this a female bassist thing or a Kittie thing?

Melissa Auf Der Mar would be worth saving if it's the former.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

A little of both.

Melissa Auf Der Mar can just fuck off because she annoys me.

I'd be more inclined to like female bassists if half of them were any cop (like Paz whatsherface) but most of them appear to be right posers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:17, archived)

Most bassists aren't any good in my experience... female or otherwise...

Auf Der Mar has a silly name and lovely hair though, therefore she can be saved.

Paz Lenchantin also plays the cello, the sexiest of all instruments, she too can be saved.

Captain Wow could kill me with a single glance, therefore is saved.

D'Arcy Wrtszyszsky is not saved.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm a shit bassist, but at least I know it.

Unlike half of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

Talent is overrated...

You may find that 90% of my songs consist of a single guitar chord, hammered into oblivion.

Why bother with more?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)

Kim Deal ftw

or that other girl

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:23, archived)

Kim Gordon!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:25, archived)

that's her

I don't think I've ever listened to a single Sonic Youth song

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)

You're missing a grand amount of fuck all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)

\o/

yay for straight talk

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)

I disagree...

but it does depend on which song you listen to...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)

lol

When Eddie said he didn't want his teddy.
You know he was a no good kid...

EDIT: Damn my lack of camera! Across the road there's the white van brigade trying to chisel off the wheel clamp they got.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

sketch it!

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:06, archived)

Brilliant!!!

:D *click*

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Ninj, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

pfft.... I recognise those two

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)

how very 21st century

true! o_0

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)

"recession worse than first thought"

(resistanceisfutile, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:56, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Cunt.

That is all.

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:57, archived)

Flange.

That is in addition, though purely supplemental.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 11:58, archived)

Caustic Mimsy

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)

Couldn't have put it better

Quite happy to have escaped and now live in a country that only ever generates sheep and rugby related news.

If you can combine the two you have instant celebrity status.

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)

Hate to tell you this but Wales is part of the UK...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)

Fool

I moved to Iran

(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)

Comedy Leaders FTW!