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look what b3ta has done to my mind! *edit* thanks for the kind comments! :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)

very nice!

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)

YOUR MIND IS ON FUCKING FIRE!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)

very nice

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)

seriously awesome!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)

another unsettling one...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)

Bloody ace.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)

That'll be a *click* then...

...marvellous! :D

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

Cor! marvellous.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)

quick and dirty

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)

"double fisted action"?

o_O

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)

i didnt get that either

but it was already on the box!

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)

Oh I thought that was the joke (!)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)

unfortunately not....

:( people do get the joke dont they??!

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:13, archived)

I've not played Smash TV in a long time.... Blimey...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)

BARRY HUMPHRIES IS DEAD?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)

Sony Vegas 9 has a "Spastic Attack" transition!

I know some b3tards use Sony Vegas, but am I the only person who's found the "Spastic Attack" transition?? I mean, it made me laugh and all and I don't mind a bit, but in these days I was just a bit surprised to see it!

The image isn't doctored in any way, by the way. I can barely use Irfanview let alone twiddle images (otherwise there'd be no point).

(lardconcepts, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)

Tell the internets

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)

lol

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:39, archived)

SPASTIC ATTACK

How appropriate

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)

Maybe your grid had just grow....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

how quaint.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)

yer maw!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)

TURN THE TRAIN SPASTIC

news.spong.com/article/13192/Mario-Party-8-Pulled-For-Offensive-Content

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)

"Magikoopa magic! Turn the train spastic!"

that's a bit harsh..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)

AMOS basic for the amiga had a sprite packing routine (iirc) called "spack"

the english AMOS manual basically said "yeah, we know. the author's french, and didn't realise the connotation"

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spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:24, archived)

Super Spastic

(lardconcepts, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)

Srsly?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)

this is not a patrick swazye image. I had to get my news off google.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9693598

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)

(DutyPaid, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)

WHERE'S FARRAH FAWCET AND MOTHER TERESA?

YOU COLD BASTARD

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

in the Thames

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

Ahh, whalefood

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)

...and there's a whale in the Thames to boot...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8255538.stm

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)

Hahahaha I read that and the first thing I thought was

omg! there's a wale in teh thames? srs? hahahahaha

B3ta - it will steal your soul.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)

I'd like to say this is quick and dirty, but I've done it while on hold to Virgin Mobile, and so far that's been 22 minutes

EDIT: Now up to 27 mins.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)

are they having a 22-minute silence for Patrick Swayze?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)

I tell you

I feel a strongly-worded email coming on.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

use a green font for extra impact

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)

Paedo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)

Racist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

RACIST!

~~RACIST!~~PAEDO!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)

Paedo.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

They're going to get fucking soaked when the rain starts

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)

So is keith floyd farrah fawcett or is he michael jackson in this whole hootenanny?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)

*Rubs eyes*

The today program was a roll call of the dead this morning; Patrick Swayze, Keith Floyd, and I haven't even had a cup of tea

Edit: *Scans board* Ah, this has already been noted I see

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)

Hahaha

*clang* "Bring out yer dead" *clang*

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)

I'm not dead! I feel happy! I want to go for a walk!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)

you're not fooling anyone

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

drink your tea quick, it might be Thatcher next!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)

Thatcher will live forever

Like the Queen Mother.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

Everyone is dying!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)

Rodders you plonka

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)

Haha

But it needs Casandra's face on the Medusa-head to be perfect?

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:46, archived)

Arf!

Nicely Ninj!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)

Mornin'Sushi!

And all you lullies :)

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Ninj, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)

hahahahahahahahahaha! "Cosmic" :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:59, archived)

Dave!

*click*

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)

May he rest in peace - Great cook total piss-head best of all the drunken chefs

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)

its all rob's fault...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)

You Maniacs! You blew it up!

Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)

MURDERER!!!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)

It was the Ginger Furher the whole time

all ley-lines converge on b3ta HQ, Rob is the Illuminarti! It all makes sense

*writes nonsensical book about Illuminarti, Vatican and CDC symbolism!*
* *
*PROFIT*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)

apparently Dan Brown has written the same book again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)

The consipracy is that Hollywood never even noticed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)

I have thus far resisted reading a Dan brown book

however, I am intrigued by this new one, given it's apparent focus on us funny handshakers.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)

the Da Vinci Code was utter bollocks

possibly the worst book I've ever read (given that I never finished Silas Marner)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

what are english masons like..I know the *Scottish masons are a bunch of bigoted cunts

*fucking scum of the earth...apart from your good self :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)

there's a few bad seeds about in all areas, but hopefully it doesn't ruin the bunch

same goes for most oragnisations and groups. Pity really :(
/The ol' Duke of Prunes is a Scottish mason

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)

The Da Vinci code already alluded to a lot of bullshit

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)

Surely people can't fall for it a 5th time.

Someone random dies
Unlikely hero gets involved
Crazy unbelievable caper
Sex in a hotel room
The end.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

Are we talking about Dan Brown's books

or Rob's weekend?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)

AND TEH CODEZ

the problem with it is that the protagonists can only be as clever as the audience (i.e. thick)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)

James Herbert?

/my 'guilty pleasure' author. I wish someone could adapt the rats trilogy as either a decent movie or TV series

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)

j'aime sherbet

god, I ought to go back to bed

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)

Really?

I've never read any.

So DB hasn't even had ONE original idea then?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)

He's worth reading for some light, but enjoyable, hokum

Creed, and the Spear are fine examples of his books worth having a read of.
Someone Dies
Anti-hero steps up
Meets woman
Hokum occurs
has sex
More Hokum occurs
has Sex
Solves Hokum

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)

Ahhhh, see in Dan Brown's books

nobody has time for any sex until all the hokum is done and dusted

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)

nobody ever goes to the toilet or has a wank in Dan Brown's plots

therefore they are relentlessly unrealistic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)

Maybe they wear colostomy bags

like Jack Bauer

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)

Think there was a movie called The Rats or something

based on James Herbert's books was way back in the early 80's I vaguely remember it now.

There was definitely one called "Ben" about Rats but that wasn't scary.

Found it Rats: Night of Terror (god I watched some shit as a teen)
video.google.co.uk/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB342&q=Rats:+Night+Of+Terror&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=n1ivSqbzEqKY4gati7GtCg&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=9#

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)

This?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0083801/

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)

that sounds dreadful :(

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)

"Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects."

How can that possibly be dreadful??? :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)

You realise that I will now have to watch that this evening :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)

\o/ then my work is done :)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)

This being said, I have just seen the 'trailer'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzoTaeCIrIg
There's some serious 'ham' going on there, and someone is having fun throwing buckets of rats over people. It's hilarious

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)

"Ben" was mostly notable for featuring the Michael Jackson song of the same name.

True story.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)

"Haunted" was a solid read, but the film was truly dire.

(Except for the bit where Kate Beckinsale runs about in the nuddy - that was pretty much great)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)

WHERE

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)

www.cndb.com/actor.html?name=Beckinsale%2C+Kate#nudereviews

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)

you know too much

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)

...

And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
And the nights are drawing in
And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)

get me catnippp on the line

this needs to be made public!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)

*dons tinfoil hat*

*hides under table*
*makes 'wibble' noise*
*posts theory on tw'internet*

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)

RIP PATRICK SWAYZE

/ranting Donkey blog

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)

Is it just me

or did he morph into Rupert Murdoch in his final days?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)

I'm just imagining Rupert Murdoch dressed as Morph

*goes to toilet*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)

off to poo out a Morphdoch?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)

a cylinder of brown clay

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)

Um, found a rug in me kitcken this morning.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)

what are ye gonna do?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)

Serve with warm milk and honey

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)

I'm keeping it calm with weetabix at the mo

he thinks they are friends.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)

Fix that mat

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)

Sorry to TJ - can anyone help me build a website?

Never done one before - I've done blogspot and such, but I want to get a domain and build a website
(as cheaply as possible) for a campaign to save a local Film Theatre. A handful of pages, some links,
preferrably no ads...

Any suggestions where best to start? Edit: Thanks guys

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)

If you don't know anything about web design something like Joomla might be a good place to start

Hosting you can get quite cheaply, I think it's £11 a year from one.com including the domain, 3000mb of space and unlimited bandwidth (if you want a .co.uk address). Not an amazing service but ok for a small site.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)

wordpress

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)

seconded

otherwise, dreamhost has a lot of solutions depending on what you want.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)

hrr

one of my websites currently costs me about $35 a year - domain reg with 1&1 and hosting with www.averdata.net - only 50mb space but (apparently) unlimited bandwidth

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)

try heart internet, i've been using them

about a fiver for the .co.uk for 2 years, and you can get free webspace on it somewhere.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)

Their free hosting is shaft

they give you 2.5gb of space but only 100mb/month of bandwidth :S

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)

forgot about that...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)

Domorug!

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)

Poor thing looks scared, what have you been doing to it?

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)

Your burns will give you away...

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)

omg!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

....

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

Lacking any wit

but posted anyway.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

Ahhhhhhahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)

hahahha, you know if they do cremate him, he'll go up faster than buncefield did

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)

..you needed another frame to that

the resulting nuclear explosion from years of pickling :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

aaaahahahahaha!

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!

You're Floyd is on FIRE!

sorry... first thing that came into my head when I saw it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)

You're on fucking

FIRE.

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)

quick and dirty

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)

I'm no drinker...

...but isn't that a bottle of heinz squeezy mayonnaise...?

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)

looks like a bunch of flowers to me

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahahaha....

*glugs*

It's what he would have wanted

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:17, archived)

you CUNT

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)

One of my favourite TV chefs :'(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)

Free everlasting fuel

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)

nice!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)

Until they rebuild the church

due to a huge explosion.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)

Lovely!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)

Keith Floyd's gone now

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)

death announced on wikipedia, but nowhere else that i can find yet...

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)

just been announced on BBC

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)

indeed it has now...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8256260.stm

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)

bloody hell... just seen that on the bbc news website ... very sad indeed

but it now begs teh question: who's next?
PLACE YOUR BETS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)

anyone ever mentioned in a Half Man Half Biscuit song

the curse is still going strong....
Eartha Kitt and Ali Bongo were the last 2 to fall

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)

Bad news for Dickie Davies

Lech Walesa would be my guess though

(Monty Pulciano, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)

*looks through sniper sights*

"....any second now......"

*fires*

"Um, Guy Goma. I thought it was a guy from Apple...."

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)

THATCHER

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)

Fucking hell....

imagine the boards when she goes; Rob would need a backup server on standby for that day :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)

somewhere in b3tatowers, there in an a4 manilla envelope, sealed with wax. Stamped onto the front in red ink is "PLAN: 'T' - topsecret"

inside are the plans for dealing with this situation.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)

I can completely buy that :D

3 in the morning, 2 people in PJs sitting in front of a string of computers turning keys simultaneously.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)

pffft....

Rob's phone rings at 3 in the morning.

"Mr Manuel... It's time."

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)

HA! she's impervious to all conventional weapons. She won't die - she'll still be here long after we're all dead and buried.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:09, archived)

they said that about the Queen Mum

well actually, I said she died sometime in the 70s and was replaced by a Jim Henson Workshop animatronic

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)

hahahaha! yup! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)

lol

"the trick was to get the smell of fish just right"

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:27, archived)

Patrick Moore

He seems to get further away from us & closer to the celestial giants with every edition of "The Sky At Night"..

8(

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)

that would REALLY be sad..... But it's it is going to happen sooner rather than later, now

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:24, archived)

I'd genuinely miss the guy.

Eccentric British tv presenters are thin on the ground, these days..

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)

You sure...?

I suspect shenanigans being as there's a doco and a biography about him on the way.

Though he dies have cancer pparently

EDIT: god I'm a cynical cunt

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)

On BBC now

weird - I was watching that thing with him and Keith Allen last night

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)

It was quite interesting that

despite all the 'vox pop' style celebrity chef nods to him, I was heartened by the fact he - on camera - proclaimed that they were all a 'bunch of c*nts'.
At least his ex-wife won't have trouble getting the house in Avignon now

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)

It was on the Today Programme half an hour ago

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)

goodnight sweat prints

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)

Why are people sad about the death of a selfish alcoholic cunt?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)

because he was OUR selfish alcoholic cunt

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)

because dying instantly makes people saints

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)

REST IN PEECE KEEF

WIV DA ANGELS AN BABE P AN JAYDE.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

snigger

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

still editing The Sun i see

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

i am a selfish alcoholic cunt

thats why.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)

good he was a snooty cunt anyway

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)

Yeah, but tbh

I feel sorry for his local "Oddbins" Off-Licence...it's them who have lost out the most :(

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

He'd been living in France, for the wine I imagine.

That's them back into recession I guess.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

Didn't he have a TV show on last night

called When Keith Met Keith (as in Allen and Floyd). I mean, I know Keith Allen is a bit of a tit but is he enough to induce death? If so then no more World In Motion for me.

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)

Cyanide & Happiness interview

Dave from Cyanide & Happiness / Explosm has got in touch and we've decided to do an interview.

If you're not sure who I'm on about (and I doubt it but there's always one) here's an example:

ADD YOUR QUESTIONS TO THIS THREAD:

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rob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)

Could you please express your love for noodles in the form of a limerick?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)

super noodles

I cooked a noodle in my wock
and hung it from my massive cock
The Chinese whitegoods staff induction
Demonstrated proper suction
Holding with a long chopstick
my dripping noodle hoi sin dick

Fin.

(Corbo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)

My effort

I once ate a portion of noodles
In fact I had oodles and oodles
I asked "what's this topping
that stops me from stopping?"
The Thai man replied "that's the poodles"

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JebediahSpringfield, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)

I...

laughed.

(Ladyfingers is in your wardrobe,, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:14, archived)

I bought a Pot Noodle™ from Asda
The woman who served me, I gassed her,
I took the meal home,
Then got on the phone,
And called everyone in Basra... (to tell them how much I love Pot Noodles™)

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:00, archived)

How many times have you gone to take a shit and then wound up spewing all over your dick?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:38, archived)

have you ever filled a taco shell with bulgogi so you could eat bulgacos?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:39, archived)

What would you do if there was a murder?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:40, archived)

What is your favourite genre of reality TV show?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could cut of erect phallus's and throw them?

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:41, archived)

Would you encourage people to aim for the moon or aim for the stars? Why?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)

On Super Mario Bros on the NES, how do I get to the warp zone on level 1-2?

*edit* and bonus question for Rob: when is the next icon set due? :D
*edit2* ningles everyone!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)

oh come on

everyone knows that!

well, every nerd like me

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)

Do you ever do a comic then think "No, we've gone too far this time..."?

(npfiii, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:43, archived)

I turned 30 10 days ago. Could you please wish me a happy birthday?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:43, archived)

Could you please tell my friend that washing a cd under tap water is a better idea than blowing in the disk drive?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)

Were I goes shoe dog bark wi?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)

LET'S LOVE NOW, SUGAR

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:44, archived)

Who are you and should I call the Police?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)

What's the best tape to use when sticking two cats together, or would you use glue?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)

Where do you get your ideas from?

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:45, archived)

Why are people so unkind?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)

Kamahl? Is that you?

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Ratsta, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:45, archived)

If you squeezed one of the c&h characters would their insides pour out like toothpaste from a tube or do they have normal biology but are strapped into a tube shape?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:47, archived)

How should I fight the terrorists?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:48, archived)

are you bringing sexy back?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:49, archived)

What are your thoughts on this subject?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)

I AM LIKING YOUR CARTOONS

WILL I GO TO HELL?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)

Please finish this sentence:

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)

Was it racist when Mickey Rooney pretended to be Japanese in Breakfast at Tiffanys?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:50, archived)

are you getting bored of gronkpan's questions yet?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:51, archived)

Do you know that Patrick Swayze has died?

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:53, archived)

Is gronkpan going to be b&?

Or will you just settle for the naughty step?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)

Would you rather live without a sense of humour or without either leg or thumb? Probably missing a kidney too actually.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)

Please explain in 12 words or less why this is the best interview anyone has ever done

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:54, archived)

what would you call the movie all about your life

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)

I have never seen the web comic "Cyanide & Happiness" before. What incentive are you offering me to read it?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)

I'm not alone, then.

Phew.

Close one.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)

Please describe in 3 words the most life changing moment you've experienced

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)

read my lips

total rectal prolapse

(Corbo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:32, archived)

Do you have a list of rules so you all draw similar things or did you just already have a law-suit inducingly similar style to begin with, so decided to make the most of it and team up?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:56, archived)

Who had what written on whose what?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)

Would you prefer rough anal sex with Bill O'Rielly or Glen Beck? You have to choose one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)

What is the worst thing you've ever been accused of? Was it true?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)

What's your favourite strip ever and what other comics do you enjoy?

/posted on behalf of Professor Kenny Martin

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)

What did the owners of that restaurant say when you did a shit in their urinals?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:02, archived)

How many pillows can you hold?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)

Do you remember that barbecue when Auntie Nora fell in the swimming pool?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:03, archived)

If you could ask gronkpan and infinite number of questions, what would they be?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)

have you ever, ever felt like this?

Are strange things happening, are we going 'round the twist?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)

Solve the worlds problems in 10 words or less

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)

Excavation: Are you for or against?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)

Can you please send me some money?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)

do your family know about your work, and if so what do they think?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)

Do you know anyone who is half human, half potato?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)

Do you know the way to San Jose?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)

why must the innocent suffer?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)

Is it true what they said about you in Hello! magazine last month?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)

Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

If there was an infinite number of bowling balls

and for every 9 black bowling balls there was a red one, would there be more black bowling balls than red ones?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)

Why do I find myself tapping my feet to the godawful music that my neighbours are playing?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)

please post pics

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)

What is your favourite kind of tree?

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Shlvng, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:19, archived)

What websites do you hate the most?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:21, archived)

who would win ina fight, an antagonistic snail or a lethargic slug? (it would be to the death)

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:23, archived)

the snail - it has a shell and the slug doesn't give a fuck

Don't waste the guy's time with pointless questions.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:25, archived)

Do you have forfeits if you don't have a comic ready when it's your turn? You should. I could help you get started...

I'm really good with a whip.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)

How much sleep do you get a night?

Do you make a living out of comics? If not, what is your day job and does your boss know about C&H?

If you could kill someone if it made someone else live twice as long, who would you kill and who would you give their lifespan to?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:38, archived)

If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush and killing 2 birds with 1 stone is a possibility, then would we be better off with 1 stone in our hand, waiting by the bush?

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Q4nobody, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)

How do they make Wine Gums soft,

and Fruit Gums hard?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)

Agar

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)

Science is what we Dream of, Technology is what we get stuck with

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:47, archived)

Will you start posting on b3ta when you get your next comic?

Pleeeeeaaaaaaassssseeeee :-D

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)

zombie jesus keeps following me around: how do i kill him?

or: what's your favourite webcomic?

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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)

.....

Will you ever bring back the purple-shirted eye stabber? I'm jonesing for a hit of the opthalimic peeper pricker so much that I'm staring at one of my purple shirts right now....

(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:15, archived)

Any plans for more animation?

The last one was ace.

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)

Michael Ironside or Kurtwood Smith?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

Cyanide or Happiness, Which would my girlfriend like up the arse more?

(Adaminho, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 11:15, archived)

Depends in which order they're administered.

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Grampa, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)

Can you actually draw or do stickmen represent the pinnacle of your artistic abilities?

I can draw. You can touch me if you like.

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:36, archived)

That's not a Dave comic, is it?

I like Dave's ones the best and they fill me full of happiness. They have the right amount of sheer joy and naughtyism, but some of the others are a bit crass. If it were me I would put Dave on a pedestal and feed him right up and get him to draw me something every day and if I was happy he could have a rest and if not then he could draw me another. Whilst this was happening I would get Kris to try and approximate it in comic form. He is my other favourite. I could easily chop and change between them for the aforementioned scenario.

They all make me sick because they're younger than me. Kris and me share a birthday. How do they make a living?

(mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:39, archived)

Yellow and green

or yellow and blue ?

(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 12:48, archived)

You seem like the right person to know this.

What is the best way to deal with the Israel/Palestine situation?

(MrTeapot hasn't played with himself since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:07, archived)

Do you ever stop for a moment and think 'fuck me, this is what I do for a living'?

If so, how many times a week do you call up your career counsellor to remind him?

(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:08, archived)

Dave?

How come you and kris are the only funny ones?

Actually, sometimes rob is funny, let me rephrase that

Why isn't matt funny? Is he an actual mat that's been gifted with a rudimentary ability to use a graphics tablet?

Also, I bought Kris' book, are you going to bring one out?
Did you already bring one out and I just wasn't paying attention?

I didn't make that gif especially, I just happened to have it lying around for just such an occasion

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:09, archived)

I never usually reply to these requests for questions, as all they ever seem to generate is inane questions, such as "Daddy or Chips?". I believe that more thoughtful questions can truly reveal hidden aspects of an interviewee. So with this in mind:

Is it true that you can't get quicker than a Kwik-Fit™ fitter?

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)

Chips.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:02, archived)

If your comics were in a newspaper,

which newspaper would it be? And don't lie and say New York Times.

(

Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:26, archived)

What would you do at Paul's house?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:55, archived)

There's a man outside my door wearing a purple shirt

Should I be alarmed?

(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 15:05, archived)

What is the difference

between a duck?

(Essence of Wombat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)

One of its legs are both the same.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 22:03, archived)

Could you take the bloke who writes XKCD in a fight?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:25, archived)

Cyanide or happiness?

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El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 18:54, archived)

How did you come across b3ta?

(

willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 19:09, archived)

with difficulty

and mainly using Jolly Jack's pics.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)

Have any of the comics occurred in real life? If so, which one(s)?

(Brain Licker Follow me, I'm right behind you., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:08, archived)

Do you ever draw female characters with big tits to masturbate to?

Or doesn't it work very well with stick figures?

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:20, archived)

it's been a while since there's been any Squeezing going on

any plans to squeeze again?

(Ant's in his pants, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:41, archived)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 20:58, archived)

how edgy do you think these cartoons will seem to hip youngsters in 2030?

and what will be the Cyanide and Happiness of the next generation?

question kind of applies to the whole of b3ta, which hopefully will be still going then...

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:15, archived)

read more books

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d d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:07, archived)

Do you ever get writer's block?

If so, what medications would you reccomend?

(emuman cant afford PS so he beats MSPaint into submission, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 0:49, archived)

I could probably find this out after twenty seconds on Google

but why "Cyanide and Happiness?"

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 4:25, archived)

I was talking abotu xkcd in the office the other day, and the guy next to me said "I prefer Cyanide and Happiness"

I then started on about Strindberg and Helium, we got talking Salad Fingers and I said he's probably enjoy A Softer World.

I forget what the original question was, but as a substitute, I loved Waiting For The Bus so which celebrity guest voices would you like to star in Cyanide and Happiness: The Animated Series?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 9:40, archived)

Stickmen can't wear long trousers

Discuss

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chthonic, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:23, archived)

Why is this?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 16 Sep 2009, 19:26, archived)

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?

(

weaver., Thu 17 Sep 2009, 11:50, archived)

Hook Hands or Peg Legs?

Who would win, B3ta or C+H in a battle of who could stoop the lowest?

(

unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:02, archived)

What you rather bee or a wasp?

...sorry

(nikkibic is like a candle in the wind... unreliable, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 20:01, archived)

are you my mummy?

(flibblesan saw your mums cock, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 23:48, archived)

If you had to have sex with a tree, what type of tree would you have sex with?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)

How come only one of you makes worthwhile comics?

(

zoldergoose, Sat 19 Sep 2009, 19:24, archived)

What happened to your past website 'sticksuicide'?

What made you decide to start making mainly comics rather than flash?

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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 13:56, archived)

Isnt he strong

(scowners shagged his mum on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:33, archived)

who's coffin is he holding up?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)

He'd be stronger if he was pushing up daisies ;)

Sad to hear he passed away - My husband James suffers with Pancreatitis which is very painful and makes him vomit a lot so I can imagine Cancer of the Pancreas is even more painful.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)

The story may have turned out differently if the program that caused the error was uTorrent of course ;)

Click for bigger (75 kb)

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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:23, archived)

haha Windows Police quick hide drug!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:30, archived)

Pearoast

www.b3ta.com/board/9376526

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fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:36, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)

Breaking the law! Breaking the law!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:34, archived)

pisspoor windows joke?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:18, archived)

Subtle. I like it.

(lardconcepts, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)

I thought it would be bigger...

Click for bigger (220 kb)

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doog Don't read this., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:59, archived)

I find your lack of respect for Felix Bowness disturbing

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:27, archived)

Get 'him, Ray!

I think I may skip the board til lunchtime today

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:31, archived)

You've seen the movie, now play the game!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:38, archived)

pfffffffft

words to live by

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:40, archived)

imgur.com/pZgHo.jpg

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:40, archived)

that is getting funnier

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:41, archived)

hahahaha

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)

How true.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)

hahahahahaha!

cock

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:35, archived)

What a beautiful blue eye!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:42, archived)

“I am one of the lucky ones with pancreatic cancer that is responding well to the treatment,”

May 19, 2009

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:49, archived)

False hope is false.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:52, archived)

"I like this!"

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:23, archived)

oh yeah

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)

Vivv, vuvv

(

Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:26, archived)

And what sort of glasses do I need to wear to see this in 3d?

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:27, archived)

fart

fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart fart

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:28, archived)

"dickface"

"thanks!"
"dickface"
"thanks!"
"dickface"
"thanks!"
"dickface"
"thanks!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:47, archived)

hahahaha!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:12, archived)

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:20, archived)

Too soon for a sequel?????

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:04, archived)

*Awaits Dirty Grave Dancing*

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:16, archived)

BONERS IN HEVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:19, archived)

man I hate demi moore

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:18, archived)

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASHTON KUTCHER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:21, archived)

punk'd!

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 8:29, archived)

Props for making me think of my compo entry above.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:38, archived)

riding the horses in heven

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)

<greentext>blaaaargh!</greentext>

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:54, archived)

patrick GAYze???????????????

yes.

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d d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:55, archived)

one thing I have learned about partick swayze from google images is that he really loved horses

and horse riding

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)

also I think he liked dogs too

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:52, archived)

Man I'll never forget that scene in ghost where he ghostpissed all over whoopie goldberg's shirt

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:23, archived)

HOW COME HE HAVE BLUE EYES IN SOME PICTURES AND BROWN EYES IN OTHERS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING PATRUCUK SAWTYAYSYAHSH

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:35, archived)

and when he was young he sometimes looked a bit like Orlando Bloom but that might be because he was on a horse

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:41, archived)

So easily swazed . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)

too soon

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)

speaking of which I made this the other day with you in mind

www.b3ta.com/board/9688669

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:06, archived)

Rigor mortis

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:19, archived)

did someone die?

the dog's a nice touch

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:11, archived)

needs more red dawn

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:16, archived)

GOD DAMN RUSSIANS

Saturday Russians come and take fence
take fence away make yard all flat
they say Monday we come make new fence
Monday come and go and no fence and no Russians
I have no fence

GOD DAMN RUSSIANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:50, archived)

jamaica?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:13, archived)

fucking hell man if I get home tonight and there is no fence I will find those fucking russians man

if we go much longer without fence there will be families camping in yard

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:27, archived)

GOD DAMN FUCKING RUSSIANS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:31, archived)

when russians paint house they paint undercoat and never come back

these same russians.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:42, archived)

nice man come paint house but he play christian songs with radio

then he go and russians come and take fence.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:20, archived)

I go home now there better be fence.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:48, archived)

also that sideways vomit in the eye is an extremely difficult manoeuvre!

9.1 9.3 9.1

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:34, archived)

pfft

dude, we're talkin' sheen
SHEEEEEN!!!!

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:49, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)

if any man can, charlie sheen can

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:58, archived)

I don't even get my own irony.

It's funnier when the body temperature is within 10% of 98.6 F.

puking poodles!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:16, archived)

he is training the poodle to puke it is a good dog

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:40, archived)

BONERS BONERS BONERS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:34, archived)

BONERS IN HEVEN

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:50, archived)

Flashdance? FlashPANTS is more like it LOLOLOLOL

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:08, archived)

yeah, now i'm hooked on dinosaur comics

THANKS

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:26, archived)

I gave up on BBC newsflashes ages ago

Morning on b3ta does it for me.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:42, archived)

that and sickipedia

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)

this is a beautiful and touching tribute

so did he really fuck animals then?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 6:51, archived)

no but sometimes he trained them to be sick.

c.f. fig. 1

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 7:14, archived)

* m*a*n*w*i*t*h*b*r*a*c*e*s*

.gif

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:30, archived)

outrage

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d d, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:37, archived)

jus playin, doc

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:54, archived)

you spliced the manbrace?

nice. although it does remind me of a doner kebab, only going downwards instead of round and round

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:43, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:51, archived)

<small>(mwb)</small>

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:12, archived)

I'm still thinking about how to make a two way.

Won't be a full ring, has to be a bend. Unless it has a
half size sub pattern repeat in tandem or some such.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:23, archived)

Great . . . this is the first thing that I see after fixing my blown up computer !

Makes me feel better already !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)

yay!

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elbow, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:57, archived)

DOT JAY PEE GEE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:36, archived)

RIP PATRICK

deris: www.imdb.com/title/tt0114682/

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:22, archived)

ummm...

nevermind, carry on

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)

overboard?

fuck, goldie was hot in that

(edited due to edit above, sorry for confusion)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:28, archived)

ninja edit?

I think that was Captain Ron. It's an okay film. Slightly better than Overboard

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:31, archived)

if that's not kurt russell

i'll suck veiny tits

haha! www.imdb.com/title/tt0103924/

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)

I knew that

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:41, archived)

CALL ME SNAKE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:27, archived)

how random!

Also - FFS!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8254206.stm

I swear there is a huge scientific division somewhere who's sole aim is to make sure that EVERYTHING can be proven bad for your healh.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:30, archived)

well,

death is a side effect of living

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)

O NOES

Post it on the bbc website with a stock photo of a scientist looking all serious by some test tubes

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)

's okay!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)

i got herpes from a computer keyboard

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:33, archived)

i got athlete's foot

from aldi

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)

Everything is indeed bad for our health.

I can't think of any living thing that won't feast on us (veg/vagans just let plants predigest things for them).
None of the mineral world is safe. Even pure air is toxic over the long term. Water can kill you, etc.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)

*goes to bed shivering in fear*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:42, archived)

haha

might as well just lie down and die

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Shada, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)

either that, or

get a tinfoil headpiece

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)

ahhhhahhhhhahhhah that is fucking bollocks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:59, archived)

:-) I liked him best in Point Break

But he was good in Donnie Darko too. And Red Dawn.

Can't think of anything tasteful to make right now so just gonna leave it.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)

Red Dawn

gets my vote.

You know they're remaking that?

(MrTerrorbag kills the elderly to save the economy., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)

Excellent

I shall look out for that.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:53, archived)

Stolen but lubly

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[URL='http://i27.tinypic.com/2vi5gzm.jpg'][IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/2vi5gzm.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

(pantsmonkey, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:44, archived)

it was funnier first time

i27.tinypic.com/2vi5gzm.jpg

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:48, archived)

At least Jim Carroll died responsibly

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:47, archived)

I just realized time doesn' t belong on gthis god damned graph!

And life is rather hectic over here. I bashed my keyboard to smitherines last night, so I have to stand over here typing on the laptop, and go back to my other computerr to do other stuff. Argh.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:52, archived)

didn't notice the 'time' on the y-axis

still got it though

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:56, archived)

Yes, but did you really digest it! Really SEE the magenta1

By the way, I produced several polishable items today. :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:11, archived)

haha well done

"polishable items" ... i'll be giggling to myself all day tomorrow, like a fucking loon :D

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:25, archived)

god damn that was a shitty movie

even worse than Priscilla and that was pretty fucking bad

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:53, archived)

i know

two hours i'll never see again...
www.b3ta.com/board/9693347

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:02, archived)

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