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[challenge entry] I'm not sure what it does, but I think it should get some investment
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Where did you find this? I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Where did you find this?
I think it should win the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ah...they're over so soon these days
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Only because I couldnt get the bifocal car windscreen to work
(strontium190, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Ah, a handy distraction from all those maimed pedestrians.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# As my 'then' short life was nearly snuffed out on a pelican crossing in Swindon
by a myopic old fart who was 99 if a day, and who then after nearly killing me, proceeded to drive straight across a mini roundabout causing a pile up..... I have strong feelings about the very elderly driving.


So no... I'm out.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# They should be put down on their 70th birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# How are they meant to order this online?
They don't even know what the computer is.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# yes, but if they do somehow work out how to order
they'll forget they have and order several of them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Inflatable Dragon: Practice your pitch, or simply knock the fuck out of a Dragon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# not enough realistic holes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# or jump on the inflatable bitch and hump her like a chihuahua
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# i wouldn't touch her with yours
if that is you had one.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:43, archived)
# it was merely a suggestion
personally, i'd like to put a hammer through her face
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# .....does it...err...feature any...ummm...how shall we say.....orifices?
edit: glad to see we all had the same idea!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# fuck no
you must go to confession
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:28, archived)
# She is rather apealingly stern and strict looking...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:29, archived)
# You could rather imagine her glaring at you through the proceedings before
barking the order to "spray it across my business powertits you pennyless fuck-weasel" and then punching you really hard in the face if you missed!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:35, archived)
# In a Nazi General voice.
/autospluff
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# You seem to know my thoughts too well!!
Not to mention the pain she could inflict with those heels!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking hell, i've just sprayed red wine everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:45, archived)
# ...wine... yeah
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i'm like jesus
i can turn spunk into wine.

ladies love it.

however after producing a bottle i'm really knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oww....
Multi speed?!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Every workplace should have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:30, archived)
# CAN I FUCK IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:31, archived)
# well, if you guys really want to,
you could try sticking your cock into the blow up hole which is located on the base of the product.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:32, archived)
# Cor, so it does blowjobs too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# I was hoping for something a little smaller.
(butchsuede Absit invidia, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:38, archived)
# I presume it has
a 'wipe clean' surface.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:33, archived)
# It even comes with a free cloth just for the job...
In front of the box....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:36, archived)
# jesus christ you lot, STOP!
the cloth is for if you sweat during a pitch or a punch with my product

NOT AFTER FUCKING IT!!!!

;)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:41, archived)
# Hahaha.....
It's just a great product.....
And I'd declare myself in...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:46, archived)
# WIN!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ha ha ha ha :D
You created the market for it....
I feel you're going to have to "re-target" your product.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I bet this invests in more than the real deborah meaden
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Wank Stamp
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:06, archived)
# now that would save
some time!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# what, do we need a permit now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# it's like a loyalty scheme...
you have to have enough credits in the 'wank bank'.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# If you go overdrawn do they reposess your hands?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:11, archived)
# and you go blind...
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:14, archived)
# 8 gallons gets you a mug.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:11, archived)
# haha!
try and collect the set!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# ah, right
but what if your assets have been temporarily frozen?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I like to see that one
stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:22, archived)
# that'll be a good one for employers
to stamp on employees foreheads:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:09, archived)
# What a
Dickhead !!!!
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
# beats a slap on the back
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# There could be a set of them
Almost like a reward scheme except its used when you fuck up. Along side the dickhead you have a twat stamp, Ass stamp and tit stamp. If you get all 4 in the day you get sacked
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Appraisals would be great:
Ah Jones! Looking at your 6 monthly report, I see you've had 3 cock stamps in the last 4 weeks alone!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:21, archived)
# :D
(resistanceisfutile, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:25, archived)
# On first glance
I thought this was a small penis grater. I'm going to have a lie down
(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Can you get magenta ink pads?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 22:22, archived)
# You win a Brucie Bonus
(speedfire, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# compo it!
this is exactly the sort of pitch that would impress the dragons.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:03, archived)
# needs more Pope
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# Brucie is 137 years too old.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# he can still get it up though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Only cos his cock has shown early indications of rigamortis.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# rigorous mortis in his case
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DRAGON'S DEN


Dragons Den is back on our boxes - only last week some crank got 100K for attaching a pencil sharpener to a golf pitch fork. This challenge is to 'shop other shit inventions with which to impress the Dragons.

Challenge suggested by Tug and voted for by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Soooo,
shit inventions? Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll make something new in a minute...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:39, archived)
# haha!
*wants*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# *sends*
Your tent may go down as well as up. No animals were harmed in the making of this product, except for the cat. All models over 18.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# *wates eagerly*
it was a very good pitch, mind. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# What's to stop me opening a shop just down the road.....
And selling my own cat tents ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Go right ahead.
I'll take ten percent of the gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I think you need to PAWS for a minite!!
And think about how much you're giving away
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# The devil is in the detail.
In this case, in the sub clawses.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# the other dragons have yet
to make their felines known.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# guessing he's already applied to block it.......
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I'll need to see his patent!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:51, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# heheh
I like the smallprint
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 21:20, archived)
# I've got this great product idea!
It's basically to be sold when Pope Benedict comes ove- oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# THESE ARE NOT THE DRAGONS I WANTED!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:23, archived)
# You wanted beard stroking man!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
# i wanted proper dragons :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
# You could invent milk.....
for getting chili out of your eye!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# people already know that one
plus, i invented a real thing ages ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
# What did you invent?
I had an idea to invent a new sort of spirit level....
Checked out all the large DIY stores to see if anything similar was in stock..... it wasn't!
Then spotted something virtually the same in the pound shop!!
My idea was so crap that none of the trade shops would sell it and it was being given away in pound shops!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# my invention is a spider ladder
but i'm not giving you exact details
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# If it's made out of coloured plastic or cloth
and hangs over the edge of the bath ....
It's been done.....
Plus health and safety these days.... you'd have to make sure you sold it with little high visability jackets for the spiders to wear when climbing the ladder..... or the shops would never be aloud to sell it!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# fuck!
it was for getting them out of the bath. i was put off the idea by friends telling me that if people are scared of spiders, they'd rather know where the spider is and wouldn't want it escaping from the bath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Haha .. I agree....
I'm scared of spiders and I want it in the bath where I can catch it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:05, archived)
# i invented something else
but i was pissed and i can't remember what it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA........
The same happens to me with funny ideas for photoshops!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:13, archived)
# it was brilliant, i know that much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:16, archived)
# They do go the way of the wind....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:23, archived)
# proper dragons aren't a viable product in this marketplace
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i don't care
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Am I the first to declare myself in!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:36, archived)
# i didn't feel you going in....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# pfft.
and fnarr...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I'm not that surprised....
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:47, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:53, archived)
# I'm not sure this idea
justifies my investment. We're talking about my children's inheritance here...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh FFS!
So what do I win?



Click for proper size (346 kb)


Photos of a completed one
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Everything
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Thanks :|
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Thanks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:58, archived)
# I'm sure Brian Blessed will want one of these
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# No hulk Hogan !!!
No way am i buying one of these, celing cat or no ceiling cat. pah!
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# TJ: I just joined Twitter.
Somebody give me some interesting and/or funny people to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Stephen Fry!
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:43, archived)
# Peter Serafinowicz had some suggestions here:
www.b3ta.com/interview/peterserafinowicz/
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Aah yes! I knew I'd seen some good ones somewhere but I'd forgotten where.
Thanks :).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:50, archived)
# you're welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:52, archived)
# you should follow
some self-important twonk who thinks people give a shit about them.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Everyone on Twitter then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Scratch that.
Everyone on the internet then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# I've been doing it for a couple of weeks
It's an Edinburgh festival circlejerk to be honest. But Danny De Vito likes to share photos of his foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Well isn't that nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:55, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:59, archived)
# OK, but only because I fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:18, archived)
# average batman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I think this compo is good
some people will never be happy, also some people jump on the bandwagon. Rathen shutup and go back to talk :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:45, archived)
# I have no TV
this is meaningless to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:46, archived)
# it's just useless inventions,
re-packaged for us TV-watching masses.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Righty-ho!
Many thanks.

[edit to all the below as well]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:08, archived)
# make a shit invention
Dragons den is a program where industry tycoons possibly buy your product and rip you off while their at it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:49, archived)
# hahaha
perfect description!
(Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Apostrophes are cunts aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Robin Ince, apropos of nothing....

blah!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Jimmy Carr with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# *BELMS*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:34, archived)
# his expression reminds me of ben stein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Robin Ince
Eating Mince
Doesn't Rinse
His cheesy helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:27, archived)
# he shouldn't even be wearing a helmet at the dinner table
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# But it's made of
CHEEEEEEEEEZE!


And maybe toothpicks for the other diners.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:17, archived)
# is he nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:52, archived)
# That's lovely...
but his cold, unblinking stare is starting to unnerve me.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I know not who this fellow is.
How is my favourite Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Lovely clean lines.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# well, at least they'll be able to see the exit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# also, DRAW FUCKING FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Please?
ps - moar squits.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Toasteeee
Would have been better if Kat popped up the bottom of the panel
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# His on fuckin fire!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# I see toastie
and can only think of Mortal Kombat II.
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Draw Giant Haystacks
down on his luck, a shadow of his former self, destitute, spurned by his so-called God and forced to wonder the streets eating scraps out of McDonald's bins, sucking off a hale and hearty Big Daddy for 10 Bensons and a can of Brew (special not irn).
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:40, archived)
# it's been so long since i've visited the day shift
and i am surprised that neither JJ nor you have tired of this

good show!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I'm sure he tired of it some years ago
It's no longer daily, I but I like to throw one in now and again. I will never tire of it!


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ^ this please
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Can I like this?
Because I do you know.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Won't look
Can't read.

I'm well behind. I'll catch up soon.

Have a pre-emptive woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I was right! He did get something added! He's on fire!
Although it wasn't that he was a robot...

right. Make him a Zombie Pirate Robot that's on Fire and I'll be happy.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# that would just be overkill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Im sure we could make him a Nazi Ninja too.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# tempting
but too complex. this story is taking longer than a game of postal chess as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# What are the names of the cat women?
I joined this story late.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Kat Vance and Vanity Thorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:09, archived)
# saddo...
*hypocrates*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:13, archived)
# yeah, like you haven't got their names tattooed on you anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Always love the lines of your work......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Scuse pea, Packs of 50 by the tills in Ikea.
(mofucosu, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:19, archived)
# A pea?! A PEA?! YOU BASTARD!
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand cue prodge"!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:20, archived)
# *pant* to.....old...*wheeze*.for...... this *pant*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# can you smell burning?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:52, archived)
# while I'm no expert on Theology or the gossip mags
I do believe that's the old Pope
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:18, archived)
# reposting cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Aaaaaaaawe yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:07, archived)
# This is right proper!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Ta! :D
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 'noon

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Haha nice
Claspsnap and straptwang sound like they could be the names of two towns Chris Morris might use in Brasseye or Jam.

Wabznasm, anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Fantastic, I'll take the lot.
Will you accept a furlong of bras as payment?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Yes please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Nicely done.
is that a Vauxhall Viva he's pimpin'?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Hahah
I wish it were now. It's a Lincoln I believe.

I know nothing about cars! What are cars? We just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:48, archived)
# haha - nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:51, archived)
# HAHA...snappy:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:41, archived)
# New from JML
protect yourself this summer during the pope visit!


Click for bigger (412 kb)
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Re your sig: This whole courtroom is out of order!
But the link is borked for me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# borked you say?
oh noes! I'll try to fix it
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Change the s1 to www2
Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# thanks
hopefully it works now
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# release the hounds
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Gosh - Brian Blessed has just agreed to an interview
B3tans - what should we ask him?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# WHAT DID B.P. SHARE PRICES DO THIS YEAR?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha :D

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# who wants to trade forever?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# this for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# arrrrrf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Oh my...
you win everything
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:14, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!?!?!?!!?!!!
At what year did you approxiamtely start shouting at everything, and is his life better for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Ask him if he ever shouts FUCKING LOVELY MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# this one please
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:13, archived)
# MMMMMMMM, KEBABS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# YEAH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Oh please, please ask him if he'd make a recording of himself shouting this

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh yes, very much this
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# was he born with his beard?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU WISPERING?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:12, archived)
#
What's your secret?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# What's your favourite word?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Who's the biggest idiot he's ever worked with?
(I have a feeling he'll be wonderfully honest)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# What does he shout when reaching orgasm?
what does he call his winky?

Edit: Oooh, I made an error. Reboots.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Boxers or briefs?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Can you do an impression of Gunny Hartman from Full Metal Jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Are you going to have one last crack at everest?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Brian, can you please answer all the other questions in video format?
I love it when you bellow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ^this
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^very much this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# All the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, please!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:57, archived)
# HEAR! HEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:09, archived)
# what is the current status of Gordon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# How many times have you been slapped in the face by women who havent understood your sense of humour?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# How many times a week
do you pretend to be Godzilla and kick over the train displays in Toys R Us?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:18, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# What's your favourite foodstuff to find in your beard
a few hours after eating? (I imagine Marmite or jam would be good to harvest off a beard).
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Brian my new job has this routine where we all hold dinner at our house for the other people once every few months.
What can I do to be a memorable host? I don't normally invite work people into my house.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
#
Just poison them all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# How awesome is Ham?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# dark or light ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# which female actress that he's worked with, alive or dead, has the biggest breasts?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:19, archived)
# And who was the biggest diva/scumbag?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Did you really go to school with Patrick Stewart?
Is he jealous of your hirsute nature?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:20, archived)
# At the beginning of Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves,
how many of those baddies did you manage to take down before they got the better of you?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# What's your favourite joke?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# What do you think of your son Edmund?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
Would he be prepared to do a special, downloadable "tourettes" version of the SatNav voice?

I'd pay :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Do you workout often?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# well, the answer is obvious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# My missus went to school with his daughter - and I'd sort of heard of him before I'd even met my missus!
Does he realise that somehow he is probably connected to / or known by 83.72% of the UK population?

How does that sort of pressure not blow his mind apart? Or is the shouting just like some sort of safety vent? (Like on a central heating system safety valve type of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hang on...
An ex of mine claims that as a fellow pupil she fireman lifted his daughter off of the climbing frame
(with the added embeleshment that Blessed jnr was extremely heavy) in the playground of a Woking convent school.
Now that I check, given it looks like he married in 1978
and assuming the daughter is not from another mother nor born out of wedlock, that makes for a
12-13 year age difference at the minium! What's going on here? You are clearly onto something
knockear.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:01, archived)
# haha - internet sleuthing ftw
no idea on the time scales, but my missus grew up in Ludlow. I'll wait 'till she is back today to confirm times - do you reckon we have a celery scoop and could go 50/50 via max clifford?

Cheers MFM
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Well Knocks..
I'm not calling out my ex's story as this is something she clearly believed, especially dwelling on the detail
regarding Blessed junior being a similiar bon viveur to her old man in the pie stakes. She also pointed
out the convent school itself when we drove past it IN WOKING.
Something doesn't add up here. The climbing frame incident would be about between 1984-86 or so from the
telling of the tale I reckon. And either way would make young Blessed about 6-8 years old maximum.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:30, archived)
# oops wrong - not school - exeter uni
I checked when she got home
(and it wasn't my missus, it was her neighbour Steven)
Blimey i was confused yesterday - just knew she'd mentioned something at somepoint ;)
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Name something simple that you're just no good at.
Name something difficult that you find easy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hello Brian
Why don't you appear on "Just a minute"(Radio4) all the time?
If they don't invite you, you should invite your self.
Do you enjoy unscripted stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:26, archived)
# How is his Church :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# what would he have liked to have done as an alternative line of work if he wasn't an actor?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# How do you deal with meeting ginger people?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Could you ask him where the talk board is...
and then use it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I've been dying to know since I was 7 years old...
...how did the marriage between you and Peri from Doctor Who turn out?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:29, archived)
# You're going to be stranded on a desert island for a week with one other person.
You can choose who that person is, but it has to be someone you've never met before. Who, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M GOING TO BE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND
IT WAS YOUR FUCKING IDEA.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:34, archived)
# I got the idea from a joke I saw in the newspaper
in 1982
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:25, archived)
# When can we next see you wearing chainmail
having a good old shout with a big sword?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:31, archived)
# ^ yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Why aren't you knighted yet?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
# +1
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Have you ever considered going into politics?
We'd all vote for you. BB4PM. We'd like to see him at the UN putting everybody straight.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Unbeatable Banzuke... why?
followed by star wars ep. 1 ... why?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# You're confusing him with Banzuke Brian
totally different guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:37, archived)
# then I withdraw question1
question 2 still stands
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I don't think I've ever watched that bit
is he a wookie?

edit: oh yeah now I see
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# FLASH GORDON IS ALIVE - TRUE OR FALSE?
WILL YOU RECORD AN ANSWERPHONE MESSAGE FOR ME PLEASE?

ALSO, SPEAK UP, WE CAN'T HEAR YOU

Edit: I don't think i'm taking this opportunity too seriously here, ok, real question:

If you were made prime minister for the day, what would be the first law you would implement?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:34, archived)
# How does it feel to be a genuine bona-fide meme?
And has he seen any memorable Brian Blessed based internet stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Which would you rather have surgically inserted:
a) A synthetic heart activated solely by disco music;
b) A synthetic digestive system that allows you to live off grass;
c) A synthetic pair of lungs that allows you kill people with shouts.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# please can you lend me 5l of petrol?
It's just that I need to drive to Tesco's
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# who would you love to work with?
and would you like to do more sci-fi maybe return as King Yrcanos in Doctor Who? :D

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:36, archived)
# You clearly have excellent lungs
Why not take up freediving?
Have you ever been interested in other water-based sports?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Would he except dinner invitations from ordinary people? And if so, what's his mobile number?
Tell him my wife makes a lovely beef dinner. And it'd amuse me greatly to piss the neighbours off for once. Noisey bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Have you tried reaching the top of Everest by helicopter?
It should be easier than climbing.

Also: Is it true you know the Dalai Lama's phone number, and if so, what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Have you ever done a poo at Paul's?
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Brian, will you be Godfather to my (as yet unconceived) children?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Brian, how did that Palm Pilot work out?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Who're the best and worst actors youve worked with?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:47, archived)
# What's your favourite performance?
And what part would you love to have played but didn't?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Is it true you need Viagra?
You weren't very clear about that on HIGNFY
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Is Gordon ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
and where can I buy a rocket cycle? I may be flying blind.

Is there a hibrid option?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Why weren't you asked to narrate Gordon's Kitchen Nightmares?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Does your voicebox go lower than 11?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Why wasn't he in Blackadder after the first series?
Did he piss someone off or turn them down?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Is it true you were originally going to be Odin in the new 'Thor' film?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:05, archived)
# and if so how much does he hate Anthony Hopkins?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:12, archived)
# I thought it was a brave move when I saw it on t'interwebs
then it all went Hopkins :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# i can confirm that he would have been a great dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Heh :D
I bet he would breastfeed and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:25, archived)
# What was it like to be in the Wizard of Oz, and did you find your courage?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:06, archived)
# what one thing would you like to be remembered for?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Brian, how many birds do you have nesting in your beard?
also, how many of them are deaf?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:13, archived)
# If in a few years your voice goes all withered and inaudible like Bob Dylan
will you retire, or will you upset everybody by continuing to make pathetic attempts to shout, like an tragic animal with a broken leg?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:17, archived)
# If the right part came along, would you consider shaving your beard off,
or are you two pretty much inseparable now?
I remember you had no beard when you played Augustus in 'I Claudius', but that was a long time ago...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:24, archived)
# he did in Tom Jones,
that wasnt that long ago.
www.jimandellen.org/97TomJonesPlayingPianoSingingTogether.jpg
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:30, archived)
# so he did!
I guess that answers my question.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# How many times did you have to shoot the death scene in I Claudius?
And was Sian Phillips in the room? Not funny, but I genuinely want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# boxers or briefs?
EDIT: bugger, b3tan to it! ok, how about what is his favourite type of shoe or hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Why did you come to my office while I was out to lunch so I missed you?
Would you like to come back again (I'll buy you a pint)?
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Do you ever order an espresso..
..just so you can pretend to be a giant?
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Have you got any hellraising stories involving:
a) you
b) Oliver Reed
c) Richard Harris
d) Richard Burton
e) all of the above
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:36, archived)
# What do you do..
..when you find yourself home alone for an hour?
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:42, archived)
# would you rather be blind or mute?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:46, archived)
# You directed yourself as King Lear a while back - a role that was made for you.
Are there any other parts you'd love to play but haven't had the chance to yet?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:47, archived)
# What do you have stored in your beard at the moment?
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Did he eventually climb Everest...
and if not, why the hell not, it's not like it's going anywhere soon?
(Carlosfandango, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:14, archived)
# are TomTom paying you handsomely for this new satnav deal?
www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/7930644/Brian-Blessed-new-voice-of-TomTom-Sat-Nav.html
or did you mostly do it for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Being a man of many talents, is there anything you'd like to do that you haven't already done?
(eyes, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# The red pill
or the blue pill?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Swings or roundabouts?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Daddy or CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:21, archived)
# my usual question
what is the meaning of life?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Who do you admire?
And have you ever gone about town before changing out of costume, just for fun?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Please do more snooker and golf commentary
Like you did on room 101 that time.
(Mind Forged Manacles Me nice to society, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Who would win in a fight between Prince Vultan and Boss Nass?
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Do you belong to a library?
And how do you reply when they ask "Can keep your voice down, please?"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:36, archived)
# What's life like as a meme :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:48, archived)
# How do you like your eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:44, archived)
# And How loud do you like your eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Brian, you strike me as pretty 'unembarrassable',
but what's your least unembarrassing moment?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:50, archived)
# What got you into Mountaineering, Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Assumedly it was an avalanche that
got him out of mountaineering?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:13, archived)
# What was filming flash gordon like?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Will you go to bed with me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Can you answer this crossword puzzle for me?
It's 4 letters, first letter D and the clue is a technique used to jump into water.
(Plog, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:01, archived)
# dunk
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Serious Question
because this might be my last chance to ask the man.

Is it true you worked with Jack Moulson.

You had better ask him that Mr Rob or I will be terribly saddened at your crushing of my dreams.
(Phooey I COOK MUD, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 23:11, archived)
# if you could...
have played any character in a film, which one would it be and why?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 8:37, archived)
# How come
so many iconic English voices are Northerners? Yourself, Patrick Stewart, James Mason, erm, I'm sure there are more. And none of you sound Northern.
I guess what I'm really asking is, how do I lose this Castleford accent?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Which power would you rather have...
To be able to hear any conversation OR to take back anything you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Of all the beards in the world, yours is surely the most glorious and luxuriant.
How long does it take you to grow from a clean shaven face to the length it is now?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] taunty masky popey wopey!


mahoosive printable size!
mnnnnnnnnnnng!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Cold, dead eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I did like the quote in today's Daily Mash
"I really want to like Dawkins because he irritates some very irritating people.

"However I can't shake the feeling if you were ever in the position of serving him in a coffee shop, he could be very difficult."
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I asked for a flat white, this is a latte.
I think you should know the difference.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Exactly that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:17, archived)
# ))PARADOX WARNING!(( ))PARADOX WARNING((
millions wear mask of man who hates veneration, to taunt man who is subject of veneration by millions!
))PARADOX WARNING ENDS!(( ))PARADOX WARNING ENDS!((
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:16, archived)
# *worships inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:35, archived)
# The man is such a terrible prick.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Yeah
Imagine writing books on science and evolution

WHAT A CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Nice....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Spunken gruben!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# haha true story :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Das is gut, ja!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# "lines to indicate motion" win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# TJ:
Did a b3tan make this gif? senorgif.com/2010/08/11/funny-gifs-ted-stevens-tubes/
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# yes (or one very similar)
I can't remember who though
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Oucheh made a similar one
linked on my profile.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:59, archived)
# don't think so..but C_Kick's cats are on there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:55, archived)
# sarcozy

original:
www.myh.it/kixos/foto/sarcozy2.jpg
(|, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Pfft!
She is a fox!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I concur.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Reconcurance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# he's teenie wee!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Far away
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# TEENIE WEENIE!
(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:38, archived)
# haha
there's something very inspector clouseau about him
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I call foul.
This isn't photoshopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# what have you shopped?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# We can mock
but you see her? He's shagged her.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# true
also he's taller than Obama
4.bp.blogspot.com/_29DWeWeHZq8/S7LYigm5L-I/AAAAAAAABOo/0cignqKbdY8/s1600/Sarkozy+and+Obama.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# hehe
"to the batcave"
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# That reminds me of something Oliver Reed said
When some scrote glanced across at his pecker in the urinals and said,"That's not very large is it?"

to which his reply was something akin to,"No, But it's been inside Raquel Welch"
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# this is ace
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:14, archived)
# berlusconi
've Even done this to Berlusconi, but do not know where to put.
(|, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Already sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I'm afraid I'm RISing
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# check
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Ha!
That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# You have to be old to get it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Devo had a song called "Whip it"
They also wore flower pots on their heads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Now I have to do a remix *sigh*
80s-maxis-mrnoche.blogspot.com/2010/04/devo-whip-it-acapella.html
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# which colour car makes you hate the business man most?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:41, archived)
# damn, how did I recognise the hat but not the pun?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Are we not men?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# We are reformed.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:32, archived)
#


There were elements of the film that were great and just as iconic as parts of the original 3 films.
I thought the opening act was brilliant, with the visit to area 51 and the bomb-test (I even liked the fridge escape, as it was very pulp-adventure).
The character surplus killed it, though, along with the ham-fisted way they delt with the death of Marcus and Jones' father and the endless nods to events in previous films.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Wasn't Bambi a deer in the original?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Yes, character surplus killed it.
Not the ending.

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I liked the flying saucer.
Looked very 1950s, and as such; cool.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# The fridge bit was the best
The ants bit was okay and the vines bit was cringeworty. Everyone hates the vine swinging but amirite?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)
# it was all pretty ropey.
the cgi spoiled the whole thing for me.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:18, archived)
# It was brilliant
Except for the massive, honking, non-Indy errors:
The fridge - Indy is human in a crazy magic-y world, not some retarded super hero who can survive being flung a mile in a metal box.
The vines - Peh
The needless CGI infestation that irritated throughout the film and horribly ruined the ending (or rather, replaced it).

Re: aliens: Seems fine to me, from an indy point of view. Badly handled, but not WRONG for the setting. Many chums disagree.

"Indy" plus points for: Motorcycle chase, Malt shop scene, the bit where he stands on the two jeeps and gets hit in the crotch by half the jungle.

So overall summary: Someone should make a fourth Indiana Jones film, this wasn't one. It just had a character that nicked the name and look.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Connery is a cunt. That is all.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I'd have to dishagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# On the other hand
he was the inspiration for the greatest impersonator of all time.
www.johnallen007.com/
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Frank Gorshin?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I know you're joking because there isn't a person on the planet who doesn't appreciate John's skills.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Frank Gorshin was the original Riddler. Who doesn't appreciate that?
Plus, he did Burt Reynolds and Kirk Douglas.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:50, archived)
# why is it that when I move my mouse over the "email john" text
the number in the email address on the status bar goes mental?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# oh wait
it does that all over the page.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Those are coordinates.
It's an image map, an html-based way of turning custom-defined areas of an image as hyperlinks. It's going to be all the rage in 1987.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:32, archived)
# can he bury the 3rd one while he's at it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:19, archived)
# What was wrong with Crusade?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Sean Connery and the bigger push in to camp comedy
Raiders and Temple had a nice sort of seriousness to them, yes there were wise cracks but it felt more like Indy was in trouble.
3 and 4 were just jokes and therefore no peril.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# You'd bury Crusade and keep Temple?!
Madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:24, archived)
# monkey brains, insect tunnels, hearts being pulled out, voodoo-ified children versus
Denholm Elliot hilariously having trouble with a horse and Indy knobbing the same woman as his dad.

er, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ^ this
Crusade sucked. IMHO.

And I quite liked crystal Skull.

*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:58, archived)
# I will not hear anything against Shawn Connery or the blatent waysh he over enfeshishesh hish lishp in that filum
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# He's a shight for shore eyesh
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Doom was a much bigger attempt (note: ATTEMPT) at comedy.
It was unwatchable because of the dim blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:29, archived)
# probably best to bury all but raiders then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# /\ this with bloody great clangers attatched to it!
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Fuck off you dim, director shagging, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# "lady only here because she humping director"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:35, archived)
# The dim blonde?
As in the nod to the damsel in distress that was so typical of the serial dramas they were trying to emulate?

Count yourself lucky they didn't tie her across the mine car track.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I never really got people's problem with her.
She played a dumb, pampered, annoying woman.

The character is dumb, pampered and annoying. She played it perfectly. The fact that she was shagging the director doesn't alter the fact that the performance delivers exactly what the role requires.

On the other hand, if people complain they don't like the character, I will permit it, with a sage nod of approval.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:10, archived)
# I hadn't seen it. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:22, archived)
# the fridge was good
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Don't forget Shia LaBeouf
That guy just makes me retch. And him desecrating the motorcycle scene from the wild one was just wrong on a lot of levels.Cate was hot though.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I think the concept of Indy's son being a knife-totting-biker to be a rather good one.
If only the role had been better written.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# And better casted
this was as bad as having Ian McKellan as the polar bear warrior king in the golden compass - if any roles screams Brian Blessed, that is the one.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Yeah I'd go with that
though as an atheist flying saucers carry a whole lot more weight with me than "God came down and killed the bad Nazis"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# I thought it was
"God came down and killed EVERYONE WHO LOOKED AT HIM".

I was ok with that, it was pretty old-testament.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Aliens are still more feasible than God
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:38, archived)
# on the one hand
but on the other, puppets are more feasable than cgi.

rule of thumb: if your fx start to look a little ropey in 20 years, this is acceptable. if they're already crap by the time the film is released, (unless you're working with no money) this is not.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Snap, Crackle &....
Photobucket
(albie.one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:10, archived)
# You broke a couple of cardinal rules there.
/coat

Try the edit button instead of deleting.

Also: welcome, kittens,shops,chairs,leaves.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:11, archived)
#
Sorry...newb...
(albie.one, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Please, no need to apologise.
*unleashes shark lions*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Cardinal ..... LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# why's he holding a kite made out of rice crispies?
that doesn't make any sense at all
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Don't forget, the pope smokes dope.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Because it's the school holidays and young boys love a kite more than puppies and a ride in the Popemobile.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Seeing it's him
Should it be Reich Crispies?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Hmmm
I've heard people saying he had no choice about joining the Hitler Youth.
I wonder though, all things being equal, couldn't they perhaps have found someone who HADN'T shouted "Heil Hitler" dozens of times every day of their childhood?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Or just someone who looked a bit less evil
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Papal candidates don't grow on trees, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:27, archived)
# There had to be more than one though.
I mean, what was the deal with the others, that they were worse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:31, archived)
# it's not about chosing
they stick all the candidates on a pyre and the winner is the one that doesn't burn to death
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Unless you've seen the popal candidate tree in full fruition.
It's a beautiful site.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Ris??
even though i did an 'i' by mistake instead of the 's' -i blame the mexican breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Rii?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 11 Aug 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Rii? I don't get get
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 11 Aug 2010, 17:40, archived)

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