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# kinda stuck in my head after reading about it on BBC news....


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Clearly a high rate of crime area...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Always remember hearing of the late Brandon Lee being broken into.
The burglar wondered why there was a lot of pictures of teh Bruce Lee on the wall.
Figured he was just a fan, never realised he was in his son's house...

...got the holy shit kicked out of him!

Hahahahahahahahahahahah!!

Shuriken!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:48, archived)
# ta ninj :D
the Brandon Lee thing reminds me of this:

(I think this was posted by someone on /links, but I can't find the original post)

I think it may have been partially disproved by Snopes (the spoil-sports), but still...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Jamie Gaguire sounds butch
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
well, I'm going to choose to believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha
i would like it to be true.

it is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I say this new "law" is quite valid.
I mean, in America most homeowners carry a firearm for this reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahah, great minds almost think alike :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:01, archived)
# It's just like cyclists who jump red lights or ride on the pavement - you can do what you want to them.
They declare themselves beyond the law by breaking it, therefore they are not protected by the law when it comes to your response.

You can, therefore, legally rape them, and enjoy it, and take pictures of yourself enjoying it, and they can't do a thing in response.

Oh wait - they can, because fucking workshy hippy idiots have cried so loudly about it being unfair that they're not allowed to do exactly as they please that they appear to have managed to break the system.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# I've been clipped by a few cyclists down Oxford Street who run the red lights... It's times like that I which I kept a cricket bat with me to show my gratitude
To be fair, though, more of them are behaving themselves over the last few moths, and have been stopping for lights....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I agree more of them have been behaving themselves, but not nearly enough.
You're right - I'm genuinely thinking about starting to carry a stick to twat them with as they sail past the red lights.

I pushed one off his bike on the pavement the other day, and his come back was "You don't have the right to push me off when I'm riding on the pavement, whenever I ride on the pavement I'm always considerate", the twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:06, archived)
# "...whenever I ride on the pavement I'm always considerate" hahahahahahahahahahahahah!
brilliant.....

A while ago, they closed off Soho road to traffic (replacing water pipes or something), but cyclists kept mounting the pavement and racing down to get into the square. After a week of this, there were a pair of Police stopping each one and either warning or ticketing them. Those cyclist really do get irrate when they are told off :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Well, they are utter cunts.
And it's great fun watching them near embolism trying to argue an invalid point.

* See also their screams of agony when one beats them to near death with a crowbar.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:09, archived)
# just for the record
I'm a cyclist and think they're all knobbers. One of these days I'm gonna see someone get sideswiped at a cross roads and probably lose my lunch.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:11, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Yes almost as bad as the sleep deprived, medicated, car drivers fiddling with thier expensive toys;
Talking on the phone whilst progamming satnavs and shouting at their vile kids, etc. etc.
Heard of many people killed by cyclists?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:27, archived)
# If you can't handle the road
You shouldn't be cycling. It's very simple. That's not to excuse motorists but "two wrongs don't make a right".

I don't take a short-cut through your back garden on the way to work, because I once tripped over a paving slab.

And as for being killed by a cyclist - well - I'd say a 6' man weighing 11 stone travelling at 30 mph through a red light - well - I figure that could well be enough to put someone very in hospital, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Heh, I don't ride a push bike.
Have had regular attempts by dolts to kill me while on motorcycles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:08, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:13, archived)
# escapes = fail
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Chris Barrie?
Excellent bouncing action.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:42, archived)
# This is pretty strange.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Hello You!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34, archived)
# that blood won't come out of the carpet, you'll need a new one...

Biggar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
*Click*

:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Legendary as always
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:35, archived)
# I'm surprised noones done the Homer trying Flanders clip yet
"Anything you do is nice and legal,"
"Oh Flaaaanders,"
"Doesn't work if you invite them"
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:16, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Best compo ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Yep
I reckon those guys could feature prominently.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I see this compo being primarily based around Space Hoppers.
And people complaining that the compo is shit. Or both!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I click this because I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oof
too soon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Needs more Star Wars
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Ive had an idea but no talent to follow it through.. sniff
Perhaps they are more than just 'sour'
(acidgiant, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Oh I used to LOVE Nerds as a kid!
They were gert lush!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Yess
They were the bizness.. whole packs at a time/.... nom
(acidgiant, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# BUT THEY HAVE GOT GLASS IN AND ARE B&
/school playground blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# ha! I've not heard that for a long time....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:14, archived)
# It's too hot
Have some silly     :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# eye eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# i've seen cornea jokes though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I ris at this one
I don't really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I knew some one would, you're a good pupil
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)
# we both had the same vision
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# I always prefered Deathbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:12, archived)
# You've got an (optic) nerve!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# there's no (aqueous) humour in these puns
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I suppose one or two might maculaugh
*puts away ophthalmology journal*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# IT IS NOT BOUNCING
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# ahahahah
clevah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# *sillies back*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Dint they get done or summat because there vans is to bright
an thus are a distraction to other legitimate road users what might be partaking of the facility of the modern road network or of rural transport?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Oh, hoho.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# My cones!
On another note, I was on Amazon and this popped up as an item I may be interested in.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Hahahaha. Also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:48, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Nice
A van I saw last week had a sticker saying "the only tool left in this van overnight is the driver".
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Zombie Response Vehicle
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Wonderful!
Where have you been, haven't seen you in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I've been seeing another website behind your back. I'm sorry.
I still drop by for a quick lurk a few times a week, though. Nice to see that you guys still haven't changed a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Bloody Hotel California, this place ;-)
Lovely to see (you and) your stuff again!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)
# ^ What she said
and breaks out crayons..

Woo to pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:25, archived)
# nice vehicle of death
welcome back
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# this is all kinds of fantastic!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I like anti-zombie stuff so this is fab
however - what is the tank between the two sets of wheels? It seems vulnerable to explosion.... unless it's the septic tank for waste.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Clean water tanks, one on each side.
There is a large propane/zombie biofuel tank at the rear of the front cab. The whole thing runs on propane/biofuel. Turns out petrol has a shelf life - it starts to deteriorate after about 6 months in a sealed container, eventually becoming completely unusable (even damaging to an engine) after more than 12 months. Not a great choice for a long-term zombie apocolypse situation. Propane lasts a fair bit longer, and if zombies can be refined into biofuel, they'll provide a steady fuel source until the need for emergency fuels is gone.

As for explosions, I have read that a metal container filled with volatile liquid is extremely difficult to blow up with gunfire (thanks for the years of misinformation, videogames). You'll need to actually drop fire into the open tank to set it off - pretty low risk.

I like anti-zombie stuff as well, if you hadn't already guessed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Good thoughts on the bio fuel.
However, I wasn't really thinking of gun fire - zombies rarely have guns. I was more thinking of accidents. Say you are rumbling over a big pile of zombies but you don't know there is also debris under it. What if something sharp or immovable pierced the tank - then you'd have no fuel and would be stuck.

Edit: I would also enclose the top gun turret - like a WWII bomber plane/ star wars but on the top instead of the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# (clicked btw)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Good points.
The fuel tank is right on the back of the cab, away from the ground, but the possibility of the water tanks getting pierced is still understandably significant. I put them down low so that they could be easily filled/drained in a hurry, but it does seem to make more sense to put them inside or on the roof.

And you're definitely right about the turrets needing to be enclosed. Pesky zombies clogging the mechanism could be more than a little inconvenient. I'll bear that in mind for when I start working on the Mk 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# *places order*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline#Stability
(Nicklock, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Sorry, but I'm not sure i trust that.
sciencefocus.com/qa/do-petroleum-products-petrol-and-diesel-have-shelf-life
I did a fair bit of googling about this when I first heard it. Most sources (the one above being one of the more reliable) seem to agree that petrol goes stale within anything between 2 and 12 months. I feel more comfortable believing that than a single wikipedia edit with no cited source.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
Well, I agree that Wikipedia is an unreliable source - but "the website of BBC Focus Magazine" publishing a non-scientific paragraph* with no attibution or evidential backup isn't much better. At least with Wiki there's a *chance* it was written by someone who knows or cares ;)

If you keep it in a decent container that's not exposed to the air (ie so it can't evaporate or perform any sort of hygroscopic action) then it'll be fine for some considerable time. Straight chain alkanes are pretty stable molecules (think of how long they've been hanging about in the ground for), so if there's any "gunk" forming in there then you might like to ask the refinery when they added that's causing the problem!

*"more oily" ffs, that's not an explanation.
(Nicklock, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Zombine Harvester
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Sweet fucking jesus.
Please tell me where you found this design. It is magnificent.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I made it myself.
In Wings 3d.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:28, archived)
# It's legendary.
Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:57, archived)
# How handy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# The beautiful noise it makes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Nice work...
...I personally would go for more of a combine harvester approach with added flamethrowers for cleansing.
Kind of like a council street sweeper but larger and with chopping blades instead of sweeps.
(Megamoss, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I like the way you think, but as awesome as that sounds it's not entirely practical for a zombie situation.
A combine harvester can cut through corn pretty easily, but chunks of zombie flesh, bone, clothing and anything else they might have on them would clog it up within minutes. Repairs would be expensive and difficult.

I've heard it suggested that a minesweeping flail like this (skip to 0:45) would be ideal. I'm inclined to agree.

Flamethrowers use an enormous amount of fuel for the damage they do - for a fire to eat all the way through to a zombie's brain it would need to use a very thick, sticky fuel like napalm, and there would need to be a lot of it - and that's not to mention the fact that you'll need to fight off flaming zombies while you wait for the fire to burn through.

However, I'm pretty sure that if they ever make a new Carmageddon game, they will definitely be willing to consider you for a design job :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Then we're both in luck!
www.carmageddon.com/validateage?destination=home
Indeed. My bloodlust generally takes precedent over the practical side of my brain when dealing with theoretical zombie situations. I think my time in a zombie apocalypse would be short but very spectacular...
(Megamoss, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Hell yes! I grew up with the first 3 Carmageddons, great to see it's making a comeback.
I think I'd want to side with you in a zombie apocalypse. Given the choice between the survivors who want to sit silently in windowless rooms for 23 hours a day, and the people riding quadbikes and spinning chainsaws over their heads like lassoos, I think the decision is pretty obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Soylent Green is zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)
# The door looks quite exposed
I'm not sure I'd be happy in that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:36, archived)
# would be ok if it had a wire mesh over it and an alternative escape hatch on the top of the cabin
hullo btw! I've still got your hair gel etc. :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Oh yeah, I forgot about that
no worries I'll grab it from you when we see each other next

hope you're well and all that :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I am thanks
Hope your hols was wonderful - though ages ago now.

I'm tiling my bathroom atm snore.
see you soon!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Yeah, just got back from Glasto and trying to get back into w**k
though the fact that IT completely fucked things up for my replacement has meant that I've had to work twice as hard since getting back...aside from b3ta time, obviously :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:49, archived)
# ah glasto.....
*nostalges*

Last time I went was mid 90s. I was lucky - went three times and it never rained.

Do you have rising damp now?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:55, archived)
# It could be an electrified pseudo-door
The zombies would attack it thinking it's a real door, because they like doors, and get electrocuted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)
# I don't know if electricity works on zombies
I'd have to do more research
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:43, archived)
# only if it leads to fire perhaps
ww2.zombieinitiative.org/node/269 have some ideas.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Max Brooks made some good points about electricity in the Zombie Survival Guide.
Apparently it still causes muscle spasms (good for throwing them off a vehicle) but the only real way to kill a zombie with it is to electrify a trench full of water and throw them in.

That book makes for some great bedtime reading.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)
# see also World War Z
hope brad of pitt doesn't ruin it.

(I really must get back to tiling....)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I've been reading some pretty promising things about that movie.
Just the other day some website was saying that it's being designed to be cinematographically similar to Children of Men.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I guess it's pretty well-armoured,
but it also needs to be in a position where survivors can get in/out quickly. Roof hatches or airlock systems are more secure, but the door really does need to be easily accessible - there's not many ways round that (that I can think of)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# ejector seat with parachute?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Good for getting out, not so great for getting in :D
I don't much like the idea of slowly parachuting down into a horde of waiting zombies. Maybe the seat could be fitted with an engine and rudder, like a microlight. Or maybe that's a little more Thunderbirds than Mad Max.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Well yeah
that's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:09, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:26, archived)
# BIG JOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:36, archived)
# YES YES YES !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Leicester will order eleventy of these
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Cool!
Reminded me of the thing on the right on this pic.
ADVENTURE 2000 - MATCHBOX
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I think I'd be good at doing children's books.

Then again, maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahhaa
Nice pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# The look on its face in the first two frames suggests it knows what's coming
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# hahaha
oh, for goodness sake...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# That's one clean sphinctre.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Oh dear lord, no...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Yes, the kids would LOVE it.
Does he have a hole in his jeans or a kind of... third...back pocket?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:21, archived)
# he is ever alert
to the need for Goatse in any given situation
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# I've just noticed that there's the potential for infinite regressive goatse in the final frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# you mean
like a mouse shoved up the cats arse, and a lizard shoved up the mouse's arse, and so on?

(I had severe trouble trying to think of something smaller than a mouse)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# The very same.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Anything is possible
in the fantastical world of Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Human Goatsepede?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Wouldn't that be finite Finite?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Depends.
Apparently even atoms are made up of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# even the atoms over there?
(waxdart hello., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:20, archived)
# They're just far away.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, archived)
# well obviously
there would be something shoved up the lizards arse, if lizards have arses I don't know

Possibly it would end on a quark shoved up an atoms arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# It's like 'There was an old woman who swallowed a fly'.
Only in reverse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Possibly something like turducken
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Like
this, except the opposite, I reckon.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# recursive, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:19, archived)
# For the right price, baby
anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Oh fuck
Today`s first real laugh.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Haahaahaahaa
a thrilling tail from cover to cover!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)
# *Calls producers of "Human Centipede III"*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# He deserves some kind of trophy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:54, archived)
# A cat-ass-trophy, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha, ace.
needs rhyming couplets.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:12, archived)
# horrific and hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hahahaha
looks handy for carrying stuff
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Well, that certainly is something.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:26, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# haha!
Ooof!

Aww, has he had a divorce? His ring's missing (his finger ring)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Fake!
No ring [etc etc]
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:11, archived)
# hahahah
"not again"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Oh NO NO NO !!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Ahahahaohfuckingchrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Oh fuck!
Ahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)
# fuck !
thats funny.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:18, archived)
# No ring!
FAKE!

(hahaha clicks!)
(Testicles just for you, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's top work that it. Top. Work.

I can imagine its back paws scratching at the air, desperately trying to find something to gip on to.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:52, archived)
# Isn't 'quo' a Chinese word?
Chinesequo

Backstory
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# rubbery
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)
# lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Potato
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Have chips with that!
I miss Duke of Prunes
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)
# ^ This
/Braw
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Potatoey topically
Extra points if you recognise my sig
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:39, archived)
# An Ian Brady compliment?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Death race 2000
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:40, archived)
# *Awards late points*
Sorry, I got stuck in a bejewelled loop
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I don't really understand what's going on here.
Why are they standing in the middle of the road?

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# A lot of these are actually pretty funny
www.zonaeuropa.com/20110629_1.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Have we found a new bandwagon?
And yes, some of these are excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:24, archived)
# In response to the wonderful BBC headline of "stabbing burglars will be legal"

Click for big, and News
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# have you got an instruction sheet on what do when being buggled?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# In that case
I think you're allowed to kill the radio star.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
#
g
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# That gives me the horn.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)
# You've got to accept the ups and
Downes
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# when being buggled
kill the radio star

and video it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha
weird headline

I bet people will start leaving their doors open now just to tempt burglars into getting stabbed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
# with treasure left in clear view
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# Awesome idea!
Like a fly trap, but for scum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)
# haha
CHAV MURDERING TO BE LEGALISED
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)
# I have often championed the idea of chav death squads.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Oh dear gods yes.
Yes please.

Please - can't we just cordon off the council estates and firebomb them all?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:28, archived)
# As a child of council estates
I feel compelled to point out that it's a state of mind not a matter of geography.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Yes yes yes
Now be quiet and clean my shoes, there's a good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *cleans shoes badly with spit*
*steals ankle bracelets*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:35, archived)
# That's no ankle bracelet
it's his electronic tag
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:31, archived)
# At least now they have a matching set
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)
# The silly part.
This is already the law - all that needs to be done is to issue guidelines to clarify charging to the CPS.
(speedevil, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 2:43, archived)
# Just think of all the money tax payers will save!
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)
#

if I caught anyone in my house they'd get fucked with a bucky bottle...
then it would be cracked over their head.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:39, archived)
# ahhhh, the beautiful northern act of courting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# I tried to click..
But I couldn't as my mouse wouldn't stop laughing.
(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 20:37, archived)
# 4 d-cell Maglite in easy reach FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:42, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I'm not bragging
but I have a *5* D cells Maglite, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I'd leave the foreplay and get right to the fuckin'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Precisely this.
Anyone who claims otherwise deserves everything they get.

You break into my place, you declare yourself to be beyond the law, and therefore should have no protection from it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)
# This too
I've got no desire to kill or badly hurt anyone, in my house illegally or not, but if someone is in my house illegally chances are I'm going to need to hurt them to persuade them to leave, and I should have the right to do so. And sadly people aren't hard to kill by accident - if they die it should be legally their fault not mine.

Anyone who feels differently must simply be luckier than me. I know for a fact that if I had to confront an intruder in my house and repel them with violence, the fucker would die. I'm just that unlucky in those sorts of situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Might I suggest emailing this to the daily fail
I think it's a campaign they would really get behind
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:41, archived)
# it doesn't state that all burglars are immigrants on benefits, they wouldn't go with it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# But everybody knows they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Dirty fuckers coming over here improving our country
who the fuck do they think they are!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# All property is theft, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)
# No it's fucking not.
I paid for all this shit!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Actually we'll ALL be paying for it
WITH THE DEATH OF THE PLANET!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Please see sig
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Right, where's your girly purse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Thieves rush in where angels fear to tread
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:43, archived)
# No, fools, Neil, it's fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:51, archived)
# if memory serves me it's ok to pre-emptivley assult someone if you belive them to be a threat to you
in the immediate future.

prooving it in court is another matter entirely.

i myself favour a handy set of global knives on a magnetic holder in my kitchen along with a razor sharp katana next to my desk.

i would think that blunt force trauma from a cast iron skillet pan would be more easy to defend against in court as 'it was the first thing that come to hand when i confrounted them'.

also, WOO! that is a splendid pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)
# so what your saying is I should move the golf club from next to my bed and go with the classic spanging pan
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# the golf club will restrict you in the confined spaces in your house.
a smaller close quarters weapon will serve you better.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Use your shirt
like Jason Statham does in every fucking Transporter movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# *ponders*
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

yummy! Good lad for doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)
# There's more than one?!
How could I have missed this?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Judging from the case for invading Iraq
I'd agree.

This is why I punch old ladies in the street - just in case they're Al Q'aida operatives in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# HAHA!
I mean, you bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# If a stranger gets close enough
to be cut in half by a katana in your house, it`s most likely because they were posing a threat to you.

It could be vallid to relatives, your mother in law, and these people.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# If you can weild a katana in your house then you're lucky.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)
# utterly brilliant, HT!
I'm guessing, however, at somepoint in the future, someone is going to try and get away with a murder using this, or at least, someone is going to be accused that it was murder, rather than defence. One of those vocal groups of people who love a crusade will start a campaign to get the law repealed and some newspaper/media group will start blowing it all up out of proportion and we'll eventually lose the original ruling. We'll, by law, have to let someone burgle us, then fill out the apporpriate forms afterwards. /pessimist_blog

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Don't forget the facebook petitions and the herd instinct groups.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# yup, all that too....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Facebook status updates cure cancer.
Or so you'd fucking believe, judging by the amount of "Copy this to your status for an hour to support the cause" I've seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Modern era social networking equals antisocial living.
I detest all of it. You're out with your mates in the pub, they are all updating their FB or tweeting or some shit. Errr..lads...we're in the pub together yet we're not.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:17, archived)
# socialist
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Shut up, hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)
# ts;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# OMG. I loves ya
(I helped save b3ta! The_Commander_of_Skips wears his sunglasses at night, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 1:13, archived)
# I'm not sure that will be the case, Steve.
Since money is more important than people (yes - it is), it's in the insurance companies' interest for people to tackle people and it to go to court, where it will be a civil matter. If we let people burgle us and then fill out the forms, it will require huge amounts of compensation etc, and they won't be at all happy about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ah, yes, but who has the greater influence, the Insurance companies, or a mass of activists with media backing?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)
# The insurance companies.
No one likes the hippies - they're all sanctimonious wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)
# no one like insurance companies either... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)
# They like their money, though.
That's the difference - which would you rather have, a protest song sung by some dirty, workshy skank about how it's all so unfair and capitalism equals CRAPitalism actually, or a nice, new, shiny computer?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:06, archived)
# Anything that is shiny wins in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Exxxxxcellent ... !
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I am no bum.
*hands loose change back*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)
# A deal's a deal.
Now shut up and assume the position.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Once public opinion is against a current or prospective piece of legislation or government position/event etc etc, and the media has it's grubby, fat little fingers in the mix, stirring it up and using every opportunity to stick the knife in,
consessions end up being made, surely shirley? They had to back out of the NHS changes and reassess it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Admittedly this government are a bunch of spineless little toads, yes.
But in the greater scheme of things, money talks, always will, and rightly so.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)
# More of this sort of thing!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)
# If anyone
broke into my house they would probably leave me some stuff from other break-ins out of sympathy.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Nothing wrong with being a minimalist ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)
# That's what I
keep telling my bank. No sense of humour, those people.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:15, archived)
# ha ha I did a double take at the BBC RSS feed earlier this morning
when it said "Stabbing burglars, now legal. Ken Clarke"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Awwww...
The little doggie with the chav arm looks so pleased with himself.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:40, archived)
# I for one am looking forward to repelling hordes of burglars with a conveniently placed George Forman grill or something
without fear of prosecution
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Like some sort of heated bear trap?
I guess you could at least smell if someone broke in then.
(Beh3moth The devil's advocaat., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:56, archived)
# It's the least weapon-like appliance I could think of
maybe one of the metal ones, swung around by the power cord might stun a burglar enough to prevent him from stealing my TV.
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)
# A loophole!
1. Invite your enemy round your house

2. Murder him completely TO DEATH

3. Tell the Rozzers "I caught him breaking in, dear Lord, and I had to strike him down to save the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"

4. ???

5. Profit!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Oh, yeah, of course, nobody thought of that!!!!!!
I, myself, often invite people I have never met back to my home so that they can break a few locks, damage a few of my possessions and take some of the ones it took me longest to earn the money to pay for.
Heck! I even let some little scamps in to remove the pipes in the back garden in case they're worth a couple of quid they can pay to organised criminals for smack.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Great news
Now I can smash a burglar's head into a mush with my trusty rounders bat, without having to mess up my nice new garden shredder getting rid of the body. Ace! *

*Although getting rid of the body reduces the chance of retaliation by the deceased scumbag's family. Perhaps I'll mess up the shredder after all...
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)
# i wonder what burnt plasticene smells like
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)
# Pottery?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] eww, my toast tastes like plasticine..
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# At first I thought this was a joke about toasted sand witches, and was looking for the sand
But then I realised they're shooting each other, and now I'm just confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:00, archived)
# The beauty of this is you can repost this next week as a jumpy orange shape... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Boing!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# *waits for Keef to come out of other slot*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# I was waiting for him to morph in to him from the heat :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# It's not jumpy orange shapes yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Enter this for jumpy orange shapes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)
# The new i-phone case, elegance and functionality.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote Hooray
This week's suggestions are now ripe for picking. They're as follows:

1. Jumpy orange shapes - see b3ta.com/board/10462799 for joyous details
2. Brand new old album art - often great albums get lumbered with crap artwork. Fix this by replacing it completely
3. If packaging pointed out the negative consequences of using the product - burgers with fat people on the wrappers, cars with dead children printed on their doors, computers adorned with photos of slums created by globalisation, etc.
4. Product placement in the news: if product placement were allowed in news broadcasts, which products would appear during the coverage of different kinds of events? Absorbent paper towels over Tsunami footage, etc.

And here's the votey-click device:

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# JUMPY ORANGE SHAPES! JUMPY ORANGE SHAPES!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Do you really want a week's worth of this:

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Well, I suppose there might be some variance in the shade of orange being used.
/living in hope blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)
# The compo brief doesn't say anything about using shades of orange.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:28, archived)
# I will if I so choose, you can't stop me....
*flounces around like a big frilly, lacy thing*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Haven't you heard?
The future's bright...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I don't want to stay away from b3ta for a week though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Jumpy Orange Shapes
The only option that posts a real challenge. The others will be mostly TOAPs and faceswaps.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:06, archived)
# none of them as they're shit ideas
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# this
the orange shapes one will fail horribly. I see it in my crystal balls.

I voted for the news one anyway, as it could be rather wrong and mirthsome.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# there are a few great suggestions on the challenge ideas page and he goes for that?...idiot.

thing is, the orange shapes will win.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)
# Those orange shapes...
They always beat us humans in the end...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Yup - it seems like the controversial 'yeah, what the fuck' type vote
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I think it is often the problem
that people will vote for which sounds the funniest, rather than which is the most inspiring.

Probably an extreme case of that this time!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new jumpy orange shapy overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)
# I am incredulous that jumpy orange shapes is in the vote
and even more so that it's the best option.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)
# A fine critique, if I may say.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Can we just have a "This Compo Is Shit" compo?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)
# A Recursive Compo...
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Sounds more like
a QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:36, archived)
# I'm trying to work out who's gonna get blamed for this.
but I'm pretty confident it won't be me....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:33, archived)
# It's always your fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# :(
I see where this is going
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Wobblys in depth analysis..
1. Sorry I
2. don't have
3. time for
4. this today.

* Votes for Brand new old album art
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:35, archived)
# running a feisty 3rd place...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:11, archived)
# you are fucking kidding right? It was a throwaway one post joke
*clicks Honest Packaging repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:45, archived)
# I think there should be a re-poll, with different suggetions.
But I'm not an expert on b3ta democracy, so I'll play along I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:07, archived)
# yep
I'm completely bemused.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)
# lost count of the times bouncy orangey bits have made me laugh....can only think of ONE
and that was the tango man glove from years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Most depressing and outweighted poll ever?
At least it gives me a break in doing compo work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)
# You never know
there could be hundreds of supremely talented lurkers just waiting for a jumpy orange shape compo to tempt them into posting something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, archived)
# It's always a possibility.
There's probably agencies full of jumpy orange shape specialists.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:16, archived)
# *bangs head reapeatedly against desk*
honest packaging. If I have to pick one.

Would rather pick my nose....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Paint your head orange and you're on to a winner there!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)
# 
"This challenge is shit!"
Fraser will live forever.
He feeds on your tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)
# for WB
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Ahahaha!
I'm so glad that Nyan cat has been usurped by Masterchef synthesesia in the "annoying songs you can't stop listening to" stakes
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# But will someone tell me what software he uses?
I've asked him didn't catch him soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Rob has just outed him on Twitter
You could try there @swedemason
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Give the trial version of Premiere Pro CS5.5 a go...
Need quite a bit of RAM to run it, but that will get you going in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)
# could be fruity loops
flstudio.image-line.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)
# But he likes the bass!
The buttery biscuit bass!
(Poison-System-X, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I'm not sure what I did to deserve this
/deliberate misunderstanding blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)
# well stop being a twat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Something i did ages ago


It's festival time and my candle day and this time i won't miss it goddamit!

Thanks to Prof Fnord for spotting that :)
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:10, archived)
# you need to donate to earn your candle fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# This
t'was one of the main reasons why i donated, yet i missed my first b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Threadruuuusssshhhh!
Nice d'tails!
Is that a babby in the pocket? How is babby formed?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)
# That is too well packed to have been packed by a festival goer.
Muchos kudos!

Now DONATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Any festival goer knows
you don't need a kettle to eat pot noodles.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Very cool, here's my effort along the same lines

needs a bit of cleaning up
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Incredible!
I like that a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)
# ah crappity
i forgot the bloody bastard donate thing. i vow to do it every time i have an income and never do.

i have literally no income atm (living off the lass) but will donate as soon as i am able. B3ta has been too good to me not to.

sorry!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:02, archived)
# We've all been there fella
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Spotify is shit now


This guy agrees.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# That is, without doubt, the ugliest dock I've ever seen.
Actually made worse by all the 'lifestyle' hipsters surrounding it. All it needs is a fucking fixie bike to complete the image of hell.

/rant
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:15, archived)
# I just saw the look on the guy's face
and thought he'd sat on something sharp.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:22, archived)
# His expression does suggest that he's just had a prick in his behind
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)
# IKEA OVERLOAD
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Yes!
*hides all the furniture in his flat*
Sorry, what did you say?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Look at our catalogue lounge.
Look at the utter sterility of it, the awkwardness of the social situation when the conversation dries up and yet you have nothing to read, no TV to watch and nowhere to put drinks. Look at how everyne is scared to move the furniture about, to adjust their chairs or move that vase slightly in case it spoils the brochure aesthetic. LOOK AT IT
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Ah, well, that's certainly not me :)
The sofa is always a good place to looking for a snack, if you can't be arsed to get up and go to the fridge. There's usually some pizza or an unopened Chinese meal to be found down the back there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)
# That guy's so gay.
If he wasn't he'd be looking at the nekkid lady on the fella's lap in the background
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)
# He just did
cant you tell by the grimace
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Its only shit if you don't pay for it
bloody kids and their 'everything should be free' attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:00, archived)
# grooveshark
it's slightly less shit, but will soon be promoted to higher plane of shitness.
(TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Needs a jumpy orange shape
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Probably bindun

But I shall flog the expired equine anyway
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Very much bindun
but lovely none the less
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
(number9, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Eurgh
what on earth has happened to his hand? Is that what happens if you wank too much?

*checks own hands in panic*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# I told my mate she had freak hands cos she can bend her little finger 90 degrees
She was quite pleased until it turned out that a lot of people can do it.
Turns out I'm the freak. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:41, archived)
# You don't have knuckles then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I should have said 'independently'
and without the other fingers bending.
And only the big knuckle (biological term).
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)
# proximal interphalangeal joint.
I can do it, albeit with a little straining.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)
# F-R-E-A-K
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Its bone-itis.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# His only regret
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Has the Special World Cup started already?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# But is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Andy Murray?
Sorry, that was uncalled for. That's a wonderful cross between pastels and some other media the name of which temporarily escapes me.

Lovely Work.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:30, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Kevin Phillips?
Nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)
# This is something to do with that "foot ball" game isn't it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
# i believe it to be 'sport ball'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:55, archived)
# I concur to your expertise in matters such as these.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)
# 'COME ON A REDS'
Is what sport ball spectators often shout.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EbPsK6shaQ
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Ahahah, sport ball needs some rules and regulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Just a little bit
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:42, archived)
# No Offence! Good Pic, but needs more YELLOW
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Bloody clients, always wanting the logo to be bigger and more prominent
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Respect the mong.
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)
# is
the slot on the top of his head where you insert coins?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:29, archived)
# did some more arts
it's freebase, i promise, it just looks a lot like him

probably bindun too, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
# JLong 2004? I suspect this is a forgery
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# ah tits!
didn't spot that
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Look at him covering his poor ears
He must be listening to Coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
# that's pretty much the face I make when I hear any fucking coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:07, archived)

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