London Bash: The Quickening



Great to see you all last time. This space will be updated (obviously it's waaaay off).

I haven't sorted out beds yet but I'll be allocation on a date the request was posted basis.

I was thinking maybe this year get a couple of stand up acts in as there's a stage.

Bed allocations so far
( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:16, Reply)

there with big swinging brass ones

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:19, Reply)

I might be dead by then, I don't know whether to sign up or not because of this

( HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:24, Reply)

Do it!

At worst, it'll be like Weekend at Bernie's. We'll take turns to drag your rotting corpse around the garden and pretend you're still breathing.

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)

paying guest tieme :-)

Will manipulate my timetable to fit :-)

would most respeckfully ask for accomadation space but could give it up later on in case of skinter/skintest b3tans of my acquaintence needing it.

I'm hoping you may be able to find time in November to come up to Cov for mine...? Yous has become a template as to How To Have Bashes :-)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:29, Reply)

It'll be better next year.

I know what to expect now:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:31, Reply)

I'm there so hard it hurts!

:)

( bennyhillslovechild, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:34, Reply)

Yays!

I may get a band in next year as ther's a stage:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:40, Reply)

Why not create a band?

There are loads of musical B3tards.

( Mod Edit, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 18:45, Reply)

That's what worries me:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Jun 2008, 19:09, Reply)

nah don't get a band

it's a group of people who want to actually communicate, putting a band in serves nothing but a distraction from having chats with people you actually came to meet.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:48, Reply)

this^

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 23:28, Reply)

not as much as it hurts us

more lube

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)

Count me in.

I shall be requiring a bed again too.As yours is the best hostel I ever stayed in in London.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 3 Jun 2008, 22:48, Reply)

I'm fucking there. This time I am dragging that Amorous Badger too.

Can I bagsy beds for two please Mr Ghosty? I'll bring Gin....

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 4 Jun 2008, 23:34, Reply)

Hello hello

Bed please too thank you :)

( in vino veritas, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 0:53, Reply)

*muscles in to be near the top and under the lovely IVV*

Well I'm not going all the way down there (can't do a downwards arrow).
Did I say I may be attending this? OH YES! It'll be good now.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Also, what's the betting this turns up?

www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=18694
despite:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6013825
wtf??:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6013843

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)

He's lovely really.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 20 May 2009, 3:42, Reply)

Sounds like it!

Actually I think I met him at this last year and he seemed not mentil.
But you never can tell...

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:52, Reply)

In it to win it

with bells and cherries on

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 23:09, Reply)

Yes please, and bed if pos :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 23:23, Reply)

I missed the last one

so I'm booking early to avoid disappointment!

( McBadger COW, Tue 12 Aug 2008, 13:58, Reply)

Count me in

And booked, please! Room for one...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Sep 2008, 16:20, Reply)

Could I have a room please pretty please mister riverghost sir please sir?

edit: I do hope everyone is going to bring their finest tinfoil millinery.

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Thu 2 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)

I'll come

If I am not dead.

( NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 3 Oct 2008, 20:31, Reply)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 5 Oct 2008, 19:05, Reply)

I'm going to assume I'll be able to make it.

I'll be needing bed space, possibly for two

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)

ooooOOOooo porchies got a plus one!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)

I was assuming you'd be joining me

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)

be rude not to!

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:32, Reply)

I'd like to attend please!

I had a lovely time last year - a bed would be great, if possible - I had to leave just as the 'fun' started last time, I suspect...

( enceladus, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 1:02, Reply)

Facking woo!

Dear Mr Ghost,
I will be requiring one bed, some alcohol and or weed, great company and a barbied bacon sarnie to follow.
I don't know why it's taken till now to come and sign up, it's 2 in the morning ffs!

Many thanks,
Dr Rvt Cakie Collinson Esq

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 2:03, Reply)

If there is a possibility of a bed

then I may well come down for this.

( Mystery_Bob, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:09, Reply)

Shouldn't be a problem.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:25, Reply)

come go

/late double-entendre
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 2 Dec 2008, 17:26, Reply)

ill try my best to make it this time

:D

( Sir T. Skellington, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:34, Reply)

I'm "going".

I'll most likely have to bail, but I will try :]

( ClanSoul, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:39, Reply)

I'm there like an evil there thing

And this time I'll stay longer!

( deletemyaccount Not here anymore, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 11:56, Reply)

Hopefully I'll be able to make this one. Blaarrghhhrrfgooffmgg.

( Ttssattsr, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 12:30, Reply)

LOL NO.

NO.

( Ttssattsr, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:09, Reply)

I'll come if I can make it.

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 13:25, Reply)

That sounds resoundingly logical to me:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:29, Reply)

Sorry to be an actual tard

But what is this? B3ta gathering extraordinaire? If so, awesome! Info see-voo-play? =]

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:10, Reply)

The annual London b3ta meet. There's other in London but this is the biggest.

It's a chance of b3ta reculars to catch up in person and meet others they haven't. Last year we had over 100 people.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:28, Reply)

Magic!

I've been a regular loiterer for years but only just joined and started to post, hopefully I'll be a bit less of a noob by then ^_^

(littlelise - domestically challenged, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 14:38, Reply)

blimey

Feckin' 6 months away and already it's looking bloody good indeed. :D

( McBadger COW, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, Reply)

This sounds good! I heard you run a hostel nearby - Could I reserve a bed just in case?

( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 17:32, Reply)

feck yes

any chance of a room?

( Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:10, Reply)

The chances are I will chicken out again

So it not a 100% that I will turn up

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 21:01, Reply)

Right, I am coming to the bash :D

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:06, Reply)

What's the etiquette on lurkers signing up?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 1:08, Reply)

To hell with it.

I shall sign up even if I'm not welcomed.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 2:01, Reply)

None

We had a lurker last year. He had a whale of a time.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, Reply)

I do apologise,

that last reply sounded a bit cunt-ish.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:41, Reply)

was it John Peel?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

I'm up for it

last year (which is still this year, I spose)'s bash was a happy time. Shouldn't need a bed, I'll just take night buses if needs be.
If there are stand up comedians, we should shout LOL instead of actually laughing

( doph no time like the precedent, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 1:54, Reply)

hmmm

I've recently moved to chiswick from the east side of town. Been pondering if it's a good idea to book a room or not, on the one hand it's stupidly close and I could probs walk it. On the other, if, mister ghost, it's only 15 quid i might be interested in a bed so as to get the full experience :o)
yeh fuck it, put me down for a sleepings please!

( doph no time like the precedent, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)

holy shit is it that time already

put me down for a bed, quite happy to share with the nice aussie girls that seem to be a rather permanent fixture at your gaff

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, Reply)

They're all kicked out for the b3ta people:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)

unkick a few

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, Reply)

SWEET!

i was ill last time, but i came anyway!

( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:29, Reply)

Maybe, after meeting the internet it may be fun to meet alot more of the internet

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:05, Reply)

lessavit then

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 16:53, Reply)

Totally

Meeting people off the internet is so cool it hurts.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)

I'm going to bring my laptop so that I can be on the internet in both reallife and the internet!

( WormuIus, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:39, Reply)

umm

if i bring a sleeping bag can I sleep in a dorway somewhere?
I know technically it might be on the outside of the door but I'm not fussy

( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:37, Reply)

I have a hostel

SO you can have a bed for 15:)

That includes brekkie:)

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, Reply)

done!

15 pounds of gold (may not be actual gold)
EDIT : haha!! i managed to actually book it

( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I should probably go to this, seeing as though I live and work nearby.

And I could definitely do with more people thinking I'm a cunt than currently do. If anyone needs to stay somewhere I have loads of bins out the back and that.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:09, Reply)

We think you're a very nice cunt though!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 1:15, Reply)

I want to come. but it depends on how scary all teh peoples from teh internets are?

also, is there any beds left?

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Yup

It's very unb3ta like. A lurker turned up last year and had a whale in the Thames of a time.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 13:50, Reply)

I've never been to a bash before, and this sounds like the best one.

So count me in.

( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 3 Jan 2009, 9:15, Reply)

The bed allocation so far is up top

Have a look and see who you'd like to share with.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 23:48, Reply)

I shall be there with a knob-on

( drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Jan 2009, 0:22, Reply)

i promise to try and not get so blind drunk this time...

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 18:41, Reply)

it was still amusing though

and you didn't chunder on anyone so... I'd say no worries.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 21:57, Reply)

And you get to be on the poster this time:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:58, Reply)

LIES

you will

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Bugger it,

I'm going to come. So there. :D

( fannycradock, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Dear Mr. Ghost,

Can I be hugely cheeky and ask for a bed for the night? I promise I'll be on my best behaviour and that.
Thank you,
Love Alex.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

yayayayayayayayaayayyaayayyayaayayayay i want to eat at that really nice restaurant across the road again and chat bollox with capt wow, dr zaarlon and tom o'bedlam again FOR HOURS!!!

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)

you liked that restaurant?

cleary jude did not have the gristlelogs like me and BHLC.

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:28, Reply)

i thought it was nice

but i was a bit twatted!

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:41, Reply)

Hoorah for drinky goodness

Let's have lots of madcap zany fun in a carefully controlled environment.

( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I'm probably in again this year

despite the fact the function room is so far from a smoke

( Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 19:43, Reply)

we could dangle you out of the window this year

or attach your ankles to a short bungee rope, that way when you reach
the lowest point of the 'jump' the snap back up would also shake the excess
ash off the end of your ciggie.

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 20:14, Reply)

awesome idea

s=do you think we could ask the pub not to prob all their fire doors open with fire extinguishers though. it puts my work spidey sense on full tingle alert!

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)

A fine idea!

Being dangled out of the window this year sounds fun :)

( Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 18:42, Reply)

Probably doing something for Mrs Doom's birthday... but tentatively, yes, I'll come to that!

( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'd love to go to this

( Victor Meldrew, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I should be able to go :D

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Oh go on then,

had to cancel on the last one, but I'll make sure I'm there this time.

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I'll be there :)

and I will also like to request some form a sleeping area. Like an upmarket hedge or similar.

( arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)

is it bad that I dont remember signing up for this....

I dont think I'll be able to make it sadly, final year of exams and all

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:28, Reply)

oooh - I'll try to make this

YEAH!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Yes, please do!

Will be great to meet up with you

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 16:58, Reply)

i wanna go but the only london b3tan i know is mongy

and i don't trust the rest you nonces!

and london is scary.

anyone else from brighton going?

( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:15, Reply)

London's not scary when there's 40+ of us.

If anything, pack mentality.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Plus Fae will take you under her wing

and beat people away with her trusty wowsabre!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Why is it always MY wing?

You're the only person that thinks I'm in any way a responsible adult, chap.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:59, Reply)

responsible adult?! Ha!

You're just the only person I know with wings.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Meet me at the station,

We can plan to arrive at the same time.
Meet me! Meet me! MEET ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not scary or nuffink
*wipes drool from mouth*

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Why were you drroling on her mouth?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:21, Reply)

It's how we flirt in Sheffield

ELLO, AVE YE GOT AN INSIDE TOILET?

etc.

*ducks incoming flying stuff from the north*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I thought flirting in Sheffield

Was just not throwing rocks at people?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Bits of steel, thank you.

Rocks and that are for Lutonites and the like.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, Reply)

I'll be there to look after you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 23:56, Reply)

ho ho!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Despite my current lack of b3taing

I shall be there with bells on*. Bed please, but just for one. Mr Trellis is still weeping in a corner after last time...

*Bells made from 100% bell substitute. The value of bells may go up as well as down. Your bells are at risk if you stop giving me money

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:43, Reply)

I think the only beds available are doubles now.

If that's going to be too prices, 40 squid, I can arrange a bed for you near by.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Could you hold one for me for a bit?*

Still in the air if I'm going back to work in the next month. If I do, money no object. If I don't, that will be too much. If someone else needs it though, let them have it :)


*Strikethrough where applicable

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I need a bed probably

Any left?

*looks above*

Hmm, maybe not.

( deletemyaccount Not here anymore, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Hmm...

Mmm, yes, I might be able to make this.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 20 Mar 2009, 11:02, Reply)

'might' harder

come on now, g'wan.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Mar 2009, 2:06, Reply)

Oooh, OK then mother.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:11, Reply)

incidentally, your sig..

might be mostly water IN FACT but in perceptions,

'Mainly Whiskers'

sorry, 'Manly Whiskers'

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 20:08, Reply)

I could possibly go to this.

I'll have to check sometime.

Edit: Looks like it.

( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 21:57, Reply)

i'll say i'm going, but then not turn up

( mongychops, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 11:36, Reply)

you cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:40, Reply)

I'm a bit ashamed it's taken this long to sign up ashally...

...but sign up I have, and now there'll be no keeping me away!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:33, Reply)

'bout frikkin tieme

*high fours*

(unfortunate bandsaw accident)

(kidding)

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 20:04, Reply)

An I take it you would like one of out lully new doubles for you and teh missus?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

\o/

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Scrounging git.

Is anyone driving down from the North West? I'd be grateful to blag a lift if so. Chip in for juice obviously. Ta ever so.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Sorry - nope.

Train for me. I don't trust the possibility of driving back with a hangover.


Nor do I trust London parking.

I do trust a cheap, advance-booked, first class train ticket, though.

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Apr 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Or would you be able to park near by.

All resident parking here.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:43, Reply)

sorry folks, have to cancel.

hope everyone has a cracking time

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Bum Hole!

I notices someone cancelled and never though it'd be you. You'll be missed! Anytime you're in London look me up.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Oh no!

Have a lovely time doing whatever it is you're doing, chapply.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:22, Reply)

...

W Boo!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Gah, dilemna!!

Have discount tickets to Alton Towers that day - do I come down to teh bash after, or do I admit I'll be funned out?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:17, Reply)

You realise some nice personage has already paid (or said they would) for a double for you?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Really?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)

Don't lord it when you do get to the bash

I LOVE rollycoasters, and I never get to go on them.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Come with me!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:40, Reply)

No can do, petallybun

I've got prior engagements.

Oh but we should go together at some point, most definitely.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I think it's wise for Mr. Trellis not to come to the bash with you this year

You don't want a second mini trellis yet do you?:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Not yet thanks

Besides, too hard to conceive on those bunk beds

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:53, Reply)

You have a lully new double this year:)

There'l only be 20 or so shaggers before you on there.

Oh guys if you are staying here try not to think about the number of people that have shagged on your beds. Oh. Too late.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:08, Reply)

*boke*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 17:18, Reply)

shagging is kind of wholesome

preservation of the species and all that

it's all the wanking by singletons that despairs me.

oh wait,

is singleton.

shit.

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 2:42, Reply)

Damn.

I'm out, I think. Almost certainly.

Have fun, y'all, though!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 14:04, Reply)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooes!!!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 13:57, Reply)

I,

I can't make it now.....
*whips self*

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 20:26, Reply)

pourquoi...?

whazzup...?

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:41, Reply)

What? WHAT?!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 17:51, Reply)

*shuns*

Lady S will be VERY disappointed

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 14:20, Reply)

WHAT

sort it out!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:09, Reply)

sorry everyone,

i is 'avin' teh money problims, innit.

( ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:47, Reply)

:(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Aww,

Bumhats.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:22, Reply)

Hurray bed allocation win... I'm on it and everything :D

cool

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:10, Reply)

maybe

don't know
probably not
but maybe

( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:14, Reply)

I wanna go!

Left it far too late to notice it :-(

Im gonna be on a freelance job in london for a month soon too - it couldnt have been a few weeks later, eh? Tsk.

Haben und fun anyway.

Reckon there'll be any brum bashes this year?

( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:18, Reply)

Start one yourself

just set a date & pub
is easy - I've even done it a couple of times :)

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:59, Reply)

I would like to attend this.

..but where would I stay?

I would like advice on this matter.

Go on chip chip.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:35, Reply)

Gazzed you some info.

It's a slippery slope now. YOu've started bashing. There's no going back:P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I may/may not go

tension is high.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:12, Reply)

is going to the ball

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Thought I had signed up for this ages ago...

are you doing the pre-pub thing again?

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Is the BBQ open to everyone?

Or just people who booked early?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 1 May 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Sadly I have a small bbq area.

I think this is why my ex left me.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:37, Reply)

room for a small one?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:36, Reply)

YES!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Only if Wow will let you kip on her floor.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38, Reply)

I think she meant the meet, n'est-ce-pas?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

oui

we can get home, I'm sure :)

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 1 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

You're coming, I'm too excited now.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 10:03, Reply)

*over excitese*

squuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 1 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Oh dear.

Now go and change your trousers.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 3 May 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Oh go on, then

I've had my arm twisted. Just so long as I can relurk afterwards?

(Bad Manners, Mon 4 May 2009, 0:28, Reply)

Flight and hotel are confirmed now.

You guys better shave your ankles, because IT'S ON MUTHASUCKAS

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 6 May 2009, 7:54, Reply)

\o/

I'm definitely bringing my special pants now

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I like this.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:08, Reply)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 6 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)

huzzah!

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 6 May 2009, 23:24, Reply)

A sterling effort, sir!

Look forward to meeting you.

( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Oh fuck yes.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:16, Reply)

excellent!

then you can tell me what you actually do for a living, international man of mystery...

( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 12 May 2009, 18:42, Reply)

*clicks*

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I'm very tempted to come to this

I don't want to scare anyone away though...

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Come on, you big wussy jessface.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:23, Reply)

The problem is that other people haven't seen me

I've seen me and even I'm scared.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I'm not scared of anyone. I won't be scared of you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Well only if you're sure

That people won't come after me with pitchforks and torches

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)

They wouldn't fucking dare.

I'll protect you, littlebigmassiveminimus.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Haha

I'm like the real life version of Totoro, or so I'm told by my mate's GF.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:00, Reply)

\o/

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Ok, I've bought some new rags

Now I just need to get a hotel sorted, anyone got any recommendations for somewhere that wont give you bubonic plague and doesn't cost a fortune?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, Reply)

slight possibility this might be back on for me now.

slight, and fingers crossed.

edit: fingers uncrossed now. Definitely not do-able this weekend for me. Have fun everyone

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 8 May 2009, 14:46, Reply)

Oh make your bloody mind up

Tee hee!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:36, Reply)

\o/ I hope it happens.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Try yer best.

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Yays!

Hope so but I think, unless there are cancellations, there's no bed. You're always welcome to the BBQ though.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:55, Reply)

no, that's ok, I already had somewhere sorted before I cancelled above

I still have that on hold in case I can make it

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 10 May 2009, 20:59, Reply)

but I thought the Illuminati touched your caravan?

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

No, that was Brick Top

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

and they're now on a register for it...

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 11 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Genkins? Sir.

Williams? Sir.
Godfry? Sir.
Buttersfield? Sir.
Illuninati? Illuninati? Illuninati?
He's got swine flu Sir.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Looking forward to meeting you all and having fun with it!

.

(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Fri 8 May 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Don't forget your tinfoil

comedy second account :D

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I've been persuaded.

I'd better lurk on /board a bit more so I know who you all are.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 21:16, Reply)

I think - I mean I hope I make make an appearance at this bashy

although i know only 1 of the list ...

feel a bit shy

Feel like giving me some confidence ? go to here, find teh speech bubble and have a chat !

( awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Tue 12 May 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Eeeh, fuck it. Flights booked now.

Arrive at London City at 9:40am, so I could either try to meet up with my cousin for a morning of family stuff, or I could go directly to the pub and start drinking. Tough choice.

( The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:10, Reply)

\o/

good lad

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 14:34, Reply)

Marvellous!

But couldn't you just stride down?

;)

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 13 May 2009, 18:24, Reply)

I'm going to be there.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 May 2009, 16:27, Reply)

YES

( WormuIus, Thu 14 May 2009, 19:31, Reply)

Someone sent me a link to a trailer for a movie starring Debbie Gibson

and YOU had commented on it!

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:44, Reply)

haha I bet the film was retarded beyond rational thought.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

It looks ridiculous

with giant sharks and that.
I may have to watch it.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I am now issuing an appeal for crashspace on behalf of myself and amoebaboy

that is all.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 May 2009, 1:38, Reply)

Will there be a TV appeal featuring Z list celebs?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:22, Reply)

I have room for the both of you.

After that I'm officially full.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Train booked

Hotel booked

Excitedness 11/10
Nervousness 9/10

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:20, Reply)

Tee hee!

My first bash was a small affair in Teh Imperial.
I had a drink at the bar, looked at the b3tans from afar and promptly left.
Went for another pint somewhere else and returned to the bash with more courage and met some lovely people.
Alcohol is good.

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 May 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I haven't had alcohol in over 3 years

Well I had a beer the christmas before last :]

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 15 May 2009, 17:00, Reply)

fear not

i drank tea for the duration of the last bash, bring biscuits and i'll shout you a brew.

( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 17 May 2009, 9:45, Reply)

i assume i wasn't at that one then

( mongychops, Fri 15 May 2009, 18:31, Reply)

As it happens, no you weren't

*reverse panders*

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 10:09, Reply)

It'll be fine

where a big badge with your name on it so everyone is extra special nice to you

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:08, Reply)

I have signed up

provisionally.

I will bring my gas mask.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 20 May 2009, 10:18, Reply)

YESSSS

Can I have a bed please? :D:D:D:D

( hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 21 May 2009, 2:25, Reply)

I'll see what I can do but you've left it a lil late.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:30, Reply)

hurrah

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

This is going to be the most horiffic sausage fest in the history of the world.

( WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 19:08, Reply)

Hence why it'll be GREAT

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 22 May 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Are any girls going at all?

( WormuIus, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I hope so...

...my only reason for existing is to touch ladies inappropriately.

That and drinking fine wines.

My TWO reasons for existing are touching ladies, drinking fine wines, and eating gourmet food.

...amongst my many reasons for existing are such diverse elements as: Touching ladies, drinking, eating, shouting at people, dressing up, masturbating frenziedly, meeting internet wierdos, pointing at steam engines whilst going "ooooh", etc. etc.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I shall be getting some burgers and chops in for the BBQ as well!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Nom nom nom

I'll be there about 1pm - save me some hot meat :D

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Gutted

i forgot about the london bash.
i wanted to come too

( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:35, Reply)

looks like im gonna make it

see you there sexy peoples.

( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:35, Reply)

Shit yeah!

Good on yer, Amoeba.

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:21, Reply)

just so I know, is there a kebab house nearby when I'm of my face and need dirty food later in the evening?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 26 May 2009, 16:11, Reply)

There's a newsagents that sells dead grotty sarnies.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 26 May 2009, 17:30, Reply)

maccyds too

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:00, Reply)

urk!

I AM SO GOING TO BE BROKEN IT'S GOING TO BE AMAZING, I'LL BARELY BE ABLE TO WALK, TO WALK!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 27 May 2009, 14:36, Reply)

:D

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, Reply)

Feck, I can't make it now

Feck feck feck

( deletemyaccount Not here anymore, Tue 26 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)

rubbish!

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 May 2009, 10:00, Reply)

boooo!

whatever it is, fix it, and sort it out, young man

( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:05, Reply)

fuck :( why?

( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:53, Reply)

I'll probably bring along a friend :)

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 28 May 2009, 1:04, Reply)

Is she pretty?

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 28 May 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Are they shorter than you are?

Coz then you could introduce them by saying, 'Say hello to my little friend.'

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 May 2009, 12:45, Reply)

Go on then, count me in.

I have quite some catching up to do.

(yeknom 's usual account has locked him out, Thu 28 May 2009, 16:42, Reply)

good lord!

see you there!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 May 2009, 17:28, Reply)

good heavens!

There's a blast from the past! :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 18:07, Reply)

Yay!

( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)

I hope this goes well. The current Mrs Hood-Butter will be there.

Sadly I will not as I am doing a gig with my band.

If not meeting me is going to upset you that much, then why not look at August 15th on this here calendar thing. All welcome. (Well most)

HAVE A GREAT TIME EVERYONE !! Woo Yay etc.

PS: If you want a go on her norks, you will need to get her pissed first.
A couple of G&T's should do it.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:17, Reply)

But I don't like G&T's!

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I'll have yours then

Thanks

( Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:26, Reply)

Oi!

You cunt.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 29 May 2009, 22:40, Reply)

WHAT!?

Oh OK A couple of G&T's half of lager.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 11:41, Reply)

The Mrs will have a few of these with her if you would like one.

It's not an invitation ans we need to twatscan you before you will be accepted.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 30 May 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I managed to throw a grappling hook on a passing plane to Heathrow and here I am in the arrivals lounge

This jet set life is easy, innit

See you soon, ladies xx

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 30 May 2009, 9:29, Reply)

woop woop

( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sat 30 May 2009, 10:12, Reply)