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brb, need a wee

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

Brilliant.
randomn.es/images/0c3f901d06fcf3eb52305ec438d8444c.gif

NSFW

Who's still here? How are you? Why are you here? Have you got food?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

Right, does anyone have a link to that video (poss 2 years old)
where an old man gives an old woman a present, and it's a dog with a large cock?
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

No.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

FUCK!

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

that'll teach the hussy
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5341966/Women-gives-birth-to-twins-with-different-fathers.html
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Been out on a shoot the last two weeks and it's all gone to toss.
Pulling an all-night editing session and nosing around on here while things render.
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Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Tue 19 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

I can't work out the heating in this house
can someone send me a downser to snuggle up to, please?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

it's not even cold..

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

It is
on top of the cunting pennines.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

look out for heathcliffe's ghost
he might give you a snuggle
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:59, archived)

If it involves dancing like Kate Bush
count me in.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

Cup farts into your hand and press them onto the cold parts of your body.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:57, archived)

Would an ostrich with downs do?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

Hmmmm
could be a bit beaky.
Still, nothing ventured, eh?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:58, archived)

you can borrow my eiderdowns, that's warm but a bit dribbly

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

Get in
there's a spastic duck joke, RIGHT THERE.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:02, archived)

I'm glad someone appreciates the interleaved tapestry of comedy I weave on this forum

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:04, archived)

It's just ROFL ROFL ROFL
that's what it is.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:05, archived)

what the fresh hell is this shit?
b3ta.com/calendar/event/19563
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:11, archived)

I dunno, but it led me to this :-(
www.subgenius.com/bigfist/ears/soundz/06HOLE.html
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

:(
they have made a little corner of the internet a bit rubbish and scary.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

It's ok. Dave Trouser to the rescue!
randomn.es/images/711b4b9313c38fd1d367cf0c2ccc6f04.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

Oh dear
surely just smearing the words "I'm mental" in shit would do?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

It's just Australian children's entertainer Australian children's entertainer Australian children's entertainer
That's what I see.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Up the dosage

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

I want to make a list of people who've flounced on here and link to their breakdowns.
But I can't remember many.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

here's one, look at this fucking prick
b3ta.com/talk/5575133
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

Hahahahaha
what an utter cunt. I hope he dies in his sleep.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

I think the next time I posted was this
b3ta.com/talk/5705721
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

See?
This is all quite clearly therapy.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

I did quite well to get past the locked-down computers and web filters to post that last one

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:22, archived)

Which reminds me
did Ding ever return, or have they harvested her body parts?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Ding came back with a totally gibberish username and promptly got banned again for being a bit mad and forrin
twice I think

stuj is still wearing a black armband for her
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Cheers dewd.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

Anyone got any more?
Just names will do.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

Enigmatic flounced right after me

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:18, archived)

mega flounce thread
b3ta.com/talk/5566013
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:20, archived)

Exodus.
I was looking for posts with a bit more fire in. Where you can really tell a person has lost it, mainly due to swear words.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

there was the CHB/Bou incident
that's going back some though
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

I'm sure
there's about 50 Bou incidents.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

the whole bzzlolol thing started to annoy her
that was the time I couldn't even smoke a fag for LOLing at /talk, she really had an epic spack that day

I blame the disruptive influence of broadsword
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

I still have bzzzlololol bookmarked
happy days
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

ooh, link plz kthx

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 3:09, archived)

I would like to study this list
then organise a massive flounce outside their respective bedroom windows.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

It's in my profile.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

That's brightened up my evening considerably
excellent work!
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

I'm the only one on the list who was any fucking good really

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

we need an official BGN user list too

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

Sandwiches without meat in are fucking shit.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

It's nice that someone has an opinion on this.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

How are you big man?

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

I'm quite tired.
Luckily I'm at work for 10.

Are you all hip and that this evening?
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Depends on the type of cheese.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

If it was meat cheese or cheesy meat it'd be ok.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

Well all cheese is meaty cheese in a way.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

It's a way I'll never comprehend.
Fuck this sandwich, it's shit. I'm going to bed hungry.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

Well it is an animal product.
but then, I think of these things strangely, I always think of scotch eggs as pork eggs, as if a pig laid them.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

I like that kind of cheese.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

I am quite partial to a nice egg and onion sandwich
or lettuce, cucumber and tomato.

salad FTW.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Too wet and lacking in meat.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

its a beef tomato

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

I heard you drink out of the toilet bowl

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

I'll keep the noise down neHAHAHHAHAH

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:50, archived)

you fat spastic

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

I am not fat.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

lulz
randomn.es/images/f3942b7ebc456312ff3af26813feb3db.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

hahaha
I'm glad, I think I'll get some sleep.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

Shittest eye chart ever.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Thank christ you didn't deny being a spastic.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

Can you thank him for you understanding my joke too?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:55, archived)

Wait, there was a joke in there?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

FUCK THEM
FUCKING MEATLESS BREADY PRICKS.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

avacado & tomato in a baguette
throw some goats cheese in if that isn't enough flavour
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:52, archived)

That doesn't sound like it's got any meat in so it must be fucking shit, using the rules I've imposed.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:53, archived)

if you use north portugese goats cheesw
they throw in the imbilical cord.. so your bases are covered
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

Our local library has started renting DVD's out for £1.50 per unit for a week
this means even if it is a box set, its still £1.50 for a week. I have the 3 disc box set of "Black Books" (series 1, 2 & 3) I am a happy camper as for some reason I managed to miss this show when it was on the telly.

I may also get the box sets of "two pints" but purely to freeze frame on Sheridan smiths tits.

do you like Bill Bailey?
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

no
comedy music doesn't do it for me at all

and stand up comedy is shit
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

I must admit a certain liking of early Richard Prior standup
and to a lesser extent Eddie Murphy.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

Early Richard Prior was shit if I'm not mistaken.
Which I'm not because my opinions are the correct ones.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

in the late 70s and early 80s
having tapes/records and then videos of somebody saying "fuck" a lot was entertainment.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

i feel you are overlooking
bill hicks
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

Frankie Boyle
and Sean Lock are half decent, in my humble yet inarguable opinion.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I appreciate the comedy outpu, of those gents.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

Sean Lock's swan impression
is quite majestic.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

the problem with boyle is he hasn't done new stuff for ages
though is off the cuff remarks on MTW are genius
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

What about flight of the conchords Gilgamesh, sir?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

what about suck my balls?

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:34, archived)

I thought you had a lady to do that for you?

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

I'm not choosy, I'd give mike a good teabagging

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

Look. Art.
www.b3ta.com/board/9455475
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

*prepares the boarding cables*

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:45, archived)

Saying that.
It's a tracing I found pleasing once it loaded.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:47, archived)

It is actually one of her better pieces of shit.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

I'm mildly surprised
she's normally borderline retardation.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:49, archived)

Perhaps she could stick to this.
Rather than trying to draw.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:51, archived)

Tell her
Tell her now.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:56, archived)

T-SHIRT THIS NOW

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

As long as it was a good one.
I'd hate to think you'd perform a shoddy one.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I've not had a good teabagging in hours.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:43, archived)

I don't really like comedy music but I like this and I thought you might what with you not liking comedy music as well but you might not like it what with you not liking comedy music.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:46, archived)

your logic is impeccable but I don't

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:48, archived)

He's alright if he's kept away from musical instruments of any description.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

This is truth

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

definetly

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

I do yes.
Also when I was 16 I went to a party as Bernard from Black Books, however my young lady's liver couldn't deal with staying in character and drinking copious amounts of wine.

I threw up into my phone and my parents had to come and pick me up :(

Although I did return the phone to the shop a couple of days later and they gave me £20 for it so it wasn't all lose.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

all part of growing up
you have not lived unless your parents/guardians/police have been called to take you home from somewhere pissed :-)
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

I haven't as I usually end up passed out in fields where no one can find me.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

The only other time I've done it is when my parents had to pick me up from my year 12 ball.
I was massively drunk and don't remember very much.

I had it reported to me the next day at school that I'd almost got away with it, that the teachers weren't going to call my parents. Then, on my way out of my head of year's office I knocked over her in tray into the bin which I then was promptly sick in.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Been there
done that

bought the t-shirt and started writing the sequel.

with the added bonus of throwing up in the back of the head teachers car as she took me home.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Excellent work.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

It was back in the days when teachers did that
I did feel sorry for her, she could have left me in a heap outside the school, but I did send her a nice bunch of flowers.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

try to avoid pressure on the uvula next time

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

you big puff
the party hasn't started until at least one person has thrown up
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

He's good in quiz shows and comedy shows.
His stand up has starte to iritate me though.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

I turned off Tinselworm after about 20 minutes of not laughing.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

I got through most of it
but will admit to being a tad disappointed
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:31, archived)

£50 a ticket for that

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I got my Gervais tickets the other day.
A lot of people hate him now though.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

I still find him amusing
latest "Guide To..." podcasts have been good
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

He's good when he's bullying Karl Pilkington.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

BB was filmed around the corner from me
great show.. bernard is brilliant
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:32, archived)

I also now fancy Tasmin Greig

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

she'd be a great drinking partner
and her nose would mean i wouldn't try it on
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

I see a flaw in that plan
booze goggles.
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TBL I posted this on, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

mmm
yeah possibly
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 19 May 2009, 1:54, archived)

Yeah
right.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I looked like Bill Bailey at on point.

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

When you were born?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:40, archived)

A few years ago.
Plopped out of a woman's mimsy and everything.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:42, archived)

I've just finished my randomburns.
What a fucking debacle it was. Invalid file formats and all that.
It's turned out to be a completely awful too. It's going to make people cry.
I got coloured card and felt tips to do the cases with though.
How have you salvaged a complete clusterfuck recently?

Now, where did I put those safety scissors...
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Breaking a house
so it can be put back together properly. In Cumbria, ***line.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Imagine that.
Whereabouts in Cumbria?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Alston Moor
it's windy.
Found a top boozer, though.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

The Swan?

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

Turk's Head by the market cross
full of mental old gadgies.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:29, archived)

TJ:
anyone know of a online thing that slows down videos for you?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

haha, someone wants to squeeze one off during a nipple slip
is it a Harry Potter film?
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

EXPOSED

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

Nope, there's a video on facebook of me and some friends touching an electric fence
I want to see how retarded we look in slowmo.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:26, archived)

VLC media player does it, check the options

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

was hoping for something meaning I didn't need to download anything, cheers though.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

it's about 10 megs oyu fat bandwidth jew

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:35, archived)

I know, but hassle :(
meh
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

A 56k modem?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

you know, you're not helping

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:28, archived)

I am
in my own way.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:30, archived)

We came second in a quiz on Sunday.
I combated my anguish with alcohol.

I got 2 randomburns last year, I hope this year sees an improvement.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm not expecting to receive any, due to a combination of a woeful postal service round here,
and people being crap.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I got 1
this is why Randomburn can go fuck itself.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

I'd like to do randomburn but I never find out in time.
Today I rescued a squid from a mangle.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:22, archived)

I think I'm gently addicted to Pepsi Max.
I must go through 9 or so cans a week.

What's your addiction?
Feel free to answer quickly, before I accuse you of being addicted to food.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Probably sleeping.
I love good snooze.
*duvet snuggles*
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Cigs
probably boozes too.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

JMG's never been taken by cigarettes.
I'm proud of myself, on this.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Mountain Dew
Well, caffeine
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

The ladies, natch.
Also, the ladies' natch.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

I quite like ladies' breasts

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

*INTERNET FALLOUT*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

That's a gentle addiction.
I think I may become addicted to geocaching.

I discovered it early and have found one near my home already.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

ra ra rasputin
I have too much work to do
and you have a chin

give me a haiku that rhymes or forever may your eyes be gouged the fuck out by a sweary swedish dog.
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thiswasmyclone, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:03, archived)

I have rediscovered Yatta
It's so eaaaaaaaasy!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:08, archived)

Gouge away

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

you can gouge away.
stay all daaaay, if you want to.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

O my love for you
is far bigger than a shop
that shop is B and Q
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

You can shove your rhyming haikus right up your jap.

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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

only if you let me squirt inside you

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

A rave version of Numa Numa at this hour
Does not a happy me make. Drunks *tut*

How're you?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm JMG.
Top of the class.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

But can you mime Gunther songs?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

*touches your ta la la*

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WHARRGARBL, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Please don't ever do that again
My slightly weird boyfriend has a tshirt of him
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Wanking.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

Absolutely top drawer

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

irate

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Why?

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

I've had today off work but don't feel like I've achieved anything in the time I've had
I've worked on some projects I'm supposed to be doing - but feel like there's still loads to do, that I've forgotten about.

Am now watching Knightmare
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

I hate it when that happens

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:01, archived)

Happy yet bored as fuck.

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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

I'm a first time poster...
...long time lurker. And I'm a girl. Good, but merry. Here to be jmg'D.
(KangaPants, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Hurry up and fuck off

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

Will you touch my winky?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

A girl, on /talk!
There'll be pandering afoot
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

Ooh,..
I do hope not. All of these boys, I'd be scared of all of the hypermasculinity.
(KangaPants, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

Worrying.
But also reading this site and being glad I'm not the only one afflicted by drunken texting disorder.

textsfromlastnight.com/best-nights/
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:48, archived)

Haha
WIN (302): Who goes to Church hungover
(717): Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:51, archived)

"I would do horrible things to your vagina"
That's a keeper.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

The other section's funny too.
textsfromlastnight.com/worst-nights/

"507): I want your puppy
(507): I meant pussy
(612): I would rather you take my puppy "

...TOLD
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:53, archived)

(781): btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

"not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her "
ouch
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

Owned

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:00, archived)

XD
(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
(404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
(770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

(603): I puked a lego.
winner.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

Awesome site!
''So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized''
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 19 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

I've had better nights, to be honest

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:50, archived)

I had the best night of my life last thursday
there was japanese food, clubbing and a girl involved. I will never enjoy a night like i enjoyed that night. If i could go back in time i would relive it.

your best night

go!
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

was she legal?

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

You should write a book about your exciting sexual encounters.

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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

Well i've not killed you yet so.....
1st feb this year.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

Baby born healthy
Champagne at the Ritz
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

I did the sexy thing with a girl once.
It was ace.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

Oh I dunno about best night ever. Probably being drunk and 17 and carefree but I couldn't single out one night.
Best night this year involved champagne, bath, gorgeous shoes, nice knickers, dinner, snogging and so on.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:29, archived)

The night I went to a house-party and it wasn't just a bunch of worthless, boring fucking cunts carrying out regulation acts of debauchery as per the legal requirements for young people.
Oh wait, that never happened.

And I'm taking a rare trip into lovely Leeds tomorrow morning. Hooray.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I have many of them.
Not counting the first night with my son after he was born, I think every night Badger has proposed has been a fucking brilliant night. Even the time he proposed over the phone whilst he was drunk on the loo.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

you got smiled at by a sushi waitress after being refused entry to Fabric?

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:34, archived)

Where did the "no offence" meme come from?

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

YM

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

:(

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

Mongychops.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:37, archived)

Forum banter
great
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

I'm not going to bed
how do you like that, eh?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

how do YOU like that, eh?

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:27, archived)

QUITE A LOT
The Warrors is on. I have wine.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

I have booze and don't have to get up in the morning
as I start at midnight. I think that's a win.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I might be forced to rebuild some of the stuff I smashed up tomorrow
maybe I should just get drunk then smash some more stuff up.
Fucking about with old houses is great.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I too am watching The Warriors.
Also, NO www.imdb.com/title/tt0423512/
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

Get. To. Fuck.
It will have none of the punchy goodness of the original.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

What a set of cunts.
Lazy lazy shit cunts.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Now it's Blue Velvet
QUALITY ITV4 ACTION.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

i will also go to bed where i will cause no offence, or not, no offence
good night times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

I hope you have great banter in your dreams

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I'm not sure why
but I'm lolling like a goodun at this post.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I've just eaten a packet of refreshers BEATTHAT!

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

I had a Curly Wurly and a Freddo at lunchtime today.

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Well I've just had another packet of refreshers and a handful of pistachio nuts.

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

Bah! You win!
I'm off to bed!

N'night! :)
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

I cannot
it's a winning move.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

sleeping on the couch
is a liberating experience
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 18 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'm doing last minute revision of good essay phrases and idioms to slip in.
"dans la semaine des quatre jeudis et trois dimanches" (in the week of four Thursdays and three Sundays) meaning "when pigs fly" is the current favourite.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Quand les cochons volant
is that correct?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

volEnt
But it's not the same idiom in French. You'd say "Quand les poules auront des dents" meaning 'when hens have teeth'.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I love it when /talk gets all educational
gets me really randy.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

Tell me an idiom and I'll tell you what it would be in French. You can help me revise. Or not. I wouldn't if I were you.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Ummmmm
how about "like rearranging deckchairs on the Titanic" ie a futile activity?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hmmm. I can only think of 'se tourner les pouces' meaning to twiddle one's thumbs.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

I'm always quite shocked how much French I remember,
I read and understood all that, and I've not been in a French lesson since I was 15.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

Très bien mon chou.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

Well done my cabbage?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

My cabbage is very good?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:49, archived)

I failed my French GCSE.
I think it's showing.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Good luck for tomorrow.
Would that be 'bon chance pour demain' or 'le demain' or something different?
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

BonNE. Chance is feminine. But the rest is right.
Well done again. And thanks. :)
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

I can't remember the Bernoulli equation, or triple integration, but I can remember
some basic French, that's pretty shit. Still, I liked French, all that graffiti in the Tricolore books.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Jean-Paul est en retard.
HUR HUR HUR RETARD
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Je m'appelle Jean Pierre. J'habite a La Rochelle.
J'ai un grande saucisse dans mon tete PUKKA PUKKA SPUNKY COCK GRAFFITI
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Druid, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

B+
Druid got off to a good start this term, however it seemed he lacked concentration towards the end.
(

wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

C+.
See me.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

I'll bring me beret.

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Druid, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

Es ist gut, weil man kennt nicht wann man könnte einen Franzose treffen.
Ich habe nie Französischunterrichten in meinem ganzen Leben, deshalb ich kann keinen Französisch sprechen.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

That's fighting talk

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Sie bedeuten, "das ist Bekämpfungsprache".
Keinen Straftat, schöne Forumgeplänkel, gute Zeiten.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hahaha
Hakuna matata, nimefurahi, nzuri sana!
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Französich ist schweriger als Deutsch ich denke, aber ich hab' kein Deutsch seit 2005 gelernt.
Ich bin überrascht dass ich Deutsch noch schreiben kann! Mit viele Fehlen...
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

DON'T BUGGER THE FLIES

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Why would I?

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:23, archived)

I don't know. But James Bond says it in french in Casino Royale.
Also, you know, slag. etc.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 19 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

I've never seen Casino Royale I don't think. Or read any Bond books.
loslag
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 19 May 2009, 0:30, archived)

I got an invite to train with the GB squad
yay, or flipping heck scary.
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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

Make sure you wear a clean pair of underpants
and wash behind your ears.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

I don't wear underpants when I train

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

Sexy training
sexy, sexy training.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:46, archived)

Has anybody had braces recently enough to remember having them taken off?
I'm just wondering if the retainer is supposed to hurt like buggery for 2 hours. MNERGH.

Proper question: What did you last dream about?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

It's not the retainer that's causing you pain,
it's the fact that your teeth have had pressure on them for x amount of years, and that pressure has suddenly been released.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

But it doesn't hurt when my retainer isn't on
I only wear it at night
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Meh. It didn't for me.
Ibruprofin [sp] is the best drug for tooth ache. Or codeine.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Cheers
I'll probably go and ask for codeine, seeing as I can't even think sometimes with the pain.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Codeine only worked for me as I don't usually take it as a pain killer and was trying to give my body something different.
ask someone else for better advice.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

codine should not really be used long term, or maybe, up to you really, no offence
great stuff
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I haven't used it in a few years, either
And I've been using paracetomol mixed with ibuprofen a lot when I got an abscess.

Still, roll on permanent retainer!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

aren't there dentistry support boards?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

i couldn't find one, sorry, no offence, there is this http://www.dentistry.co.uk/forum/index.php
great stuff
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

we seem to be on a dentistry support board
they're all wrongmouthed
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

i assumed this was still a comedy website, oh no, or not, no offence
great forum
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

I seem to be on a dentistry support board

you're all wrongmouthed
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Braces taken off about 10 years ago
I don't remember any pain, but it was a while ago.

Can't remember about the dream stuff, i'm off to bed now anyway.

Goodnight internet peoples.

EDIT: I had a dream about Ryker from Star Trek's beard the other night. very odd.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

i'm sorry, i accidentally clicked "i like this!" on this post
i'd just like to state that i do NOT like this post
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:22, archived)

The last dream I remember was about about looking after a friend of mine's 2 year old daughter.
It was very lovely and cute. Just as she is.

Weirdly, my recurring dreams are about braces, retainers and teeth.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Aww
Got kids? Ovaries itching?
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

No kids.
Ovaries clanging like FUCK.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

Who needs kids when you have cats?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

I'd like to see a cat in one of those elastic bouncer chairs strung up in door frames

shaved if possible
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Give me 20 minutes, and your email address

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Mine do every time I see a kid being sweet
And go rigid every time I hear a scream.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

This won't help then.
Nessun doooooormaaaaa.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

KNITTED THINGS
the best of all the baby clothes.

He's cute.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout.
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/pict0114.jpg
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWW

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
that's a great picture. He's LOVELY
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

Ha ha! Ace!

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

what's the white stuff in his mouth?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

That's just his gob.

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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

i had removable braces when i was about 11 for a year
FUN TIMES
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

I had them for several years.
They didn't work. I must go and get my teeth fixed properly, but I just can't be arsed.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

my teeth are so good the dentist gives me a high five every time i have an appointment

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I must get myself a dentist.
Can you see why this is looking like hard work.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

he tells me that whenever i have an appointment he can't sleep the night before as he's so excited

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

Are you fucking your dentist?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

One of those chairs would give me nightmares if somebody pulled one out

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

?
??
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Dentist chairs

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I had a bizarre retainer that seemed to fill my whole mouth as a kid
They didn't work, so they gave me braces last year. Wicked job.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I had fixed braces
and night time head gear. THEN retainers. One of which I lost when I went on an exchange trip to the Basque country
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

there is a guy on another forum selling a 32" flat screen tv for silly money,says it's too big and loud, he's lost the remote, i wonder if i can turn it down? no offence
great stuff
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

you'll probably turn it on and find it's covered in dickprints

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

You could stuff some tissues in the speakers.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

Or your ears.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

but can i turn it down? no offence
great banter
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

It may be one of those TVs with a volume control on the set, or you may be able to obtain a replacement remote,
or even take the back off and do something fiddly with the wires. Without know if any of these apply I am not really in a position to offer you any further advice. I'm truly sorry that I am not able to be any more helpful, and I hope that this has not unduly ruined your forum experience.

It's all good baby.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

no offence to you but i was trolling on the whole subject really, i was waiting for a smarty to give technical details, i feel bad now, no offence
can i turn it down?

forum banter

great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

Oooh, you are a card, claiming to be trolling when we both know you are incapable of such a thing.
Great japes. Splendid.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

i really don't know what i was thinking, i'm sorry, no offence
sad times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

I think you probably can turn it down.
Say "No, thank you" in a firm but polite voice while maintaining eye contact. Shake hands. Depart as friends. Call him up later and meet him in a cheap hotel room. Wear that dress.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

this is it, no offence, forum banter
great forum, good times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

I've never had to wear braces or a retainer and unfortunately I can't remember the last dream I had. Sorry. No Offence
Terrific!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

My teeth are perfect.
Even my wisdom teeth came out right where they were supposed to.

I dreamed about the space shuttle crashing in a comical way last night.
(Rogue Sausage, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Ms Official Jnr had hers out a few months ago. Felt nowt
Last dream I had was one about Limey visiting Ms Official in hospital after a nasty garage door incident
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

OH EM GEE
GET YER SKANKING KECKS ON
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

Real life 'LOL'

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

I hope it wasn't a prophesy. I'm not ready for The North yet.

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I took the right hump!
She knacked her feet and when I got there so were you. I was like "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING HERE BEFORE ME????"
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

My teeth are in great condition,
and I can't remember what I dreamed about last. I'm no help whatsoever.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

In answer to your earlier question,
yes, I've been to Newport. I like 'Le Pub' and that's about it.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I haven't been to the dentist in 18 years
my teeth are fine.
I had a dream about being a baker.
Fascinating.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

I can't remember,
But lately my dreams are about domestic bliss rather than sex. I think this means something.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

OH GOD
LIMEY'S GOING TO BE A HOUSEWIFE!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

<s>BE A HOUSEWIFE!</s> buy a new hoover.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

It means your ovaries are drying up.
This is your body's way of telling you that sex is now biologically pointless.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

I'm not even 22 yet. :(

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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

All that funny business with foreigners must have used them up extra fast.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:55, archived)

nah
just crooked teeth

that's how they'll get me
forensic dentistry
from the bite marks
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

I'm sure they've never seen molars in the shapes of swastikas before

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Get a set of comedy wind-up gnashers
and use those to bite your victims. It's the perfect crime!
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

yes. they hurt. it's to be expected really.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 18 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

I had the option of seeing Donny Osmond in Chicago (the musical, not the place) in June
but had to turn it down because I'm seeing Take That on the same day. I never thought I'd have to pick between heart throbs.

How's your day been? Mine's been mostly shit with intermittent dots of loveliness.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

Badger booked the Tim Minchin tickets.
I AM FULL OF GLEE INSIDE.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I'm not the biggest fan of him to be fair.
What I've seen I've thought was alright. Not great. He is very pretty though. And ginger.

I'm going to see Ed Byrne in November. My girlfriends got me tickets for my birthday.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Ed Byrne
lucky beyatch.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

It's book then bedtime!
Up at 7am tomorrow.

7am = early as hell for me.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Fucking wimp.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Why the fuck does that make me a wimp?
I still usually only get 7 hours sleep, I just go to sleep and get up later than people with 9 to 5 jobs.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Three hours are enough for a real man.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Shit, and it's all Ireland's fault.
Although I have had tea and scones.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

Why was it Ireland's fault?
Something sporting? Racing, perhaps?
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

It was meant to be racing at the Curragh. It's looking like racing at Haydock now.
b3ta.com/talk/6159078
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

the thing wont wet, I'm not going home until I get this fucking thing to wet. fucking dry bastard

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Have you tried turning the tap on?

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Have you tried turning the tap off and then back on again?

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Mine involved going to Ealing to Chiswick, to Richmond, to Kingston, then back to Richmond then back to Ealing
Involved a tramp being thrown off the bus because he simply stank too much and tried to touch up a schoolgirl, being IDd in pubs, slumming it to Argos and being rained on.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

"Dear Mr. *****. We're pleased to inform you that you've won an extra £267.43...."
When did a slip up in funds last net YOU a big profit?
I'm quids in and the Unwashed got beat.
What a fantastic 15 minutes.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

When I got rejected for the dole
Then got money from a previous job that had been mixing me up for ages.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

This is somehow going to be linked to me.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Yeah, northerners and dole, and something about basements

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Now I'm confused!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

Away man, don't pretend to be confused over the dole

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

dole
Government+you=money
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

I actually get fuck all off the government now
Gutted, because now I can't afford to eat.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

after I quit my shitty call center job I was depressed to get a letter fom them
until I opened it to find a cheque for 114 pounds holiday pay.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

That happened to me actually
Was well chuffed.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

It probably confuesed them that I was eligable
the staff turnover was something like 1200%
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

I found £200 quid in an envelope with no identification on it
while walking the dog in the woods the other day.

Win.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Yep, now there's an angry drug dealer in the woods
And some bastard dead because they haven't paid him.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

And this is a problem because...

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I didn't realise I'd implied that it was

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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

Yeah, but it's okay. Don't worry about it. Everything is fine. No offence.
smashing
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

No offence taken.
Great banter, great times.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

good forum
good times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

This is entirely possible.
It was in the middle of nowhere though. All the money was pretty soggy, it had been there a while.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

was it soggy and salty?
you might have land pirates after you
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Not sure about salty.
I didn't lick it.

It has all been spent now anyway.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

You're going to davy jone's locker for sure

I don't mean the bottom of the ocean, these are land pirates. You are going to be beaten and tortured and left in a locker in a bus station until you die.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Christ, what is it with the fucking dog walkers.
Stick to finding half-mutilated sexually assaulted corpses and leave the cash finds to the rest of us!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

The dog is a spaniel.
She is pretty good at sniffing out the corpses.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

whats the most common type of corpse?
tramp, junkie with bad debts, or stabbed up whore?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Stabbed up whore is a perennial favorite round these parts.
We do get the odd tramp or junkie though. The junkies tend to have been mowed down with a Honda Accord first though.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Honda accord.
The car that used blood to lubricate its gearbox... gearbox of death!
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

Deathbox
Surely nothing as mundane as a gearbox in an Accord.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Lucky git!

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Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

It was quite a stroke of luck
My car died the day before and I had no funds to fix it with.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

i read that as cat at first and sadfaced
then i realised it didn't make sense :)
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weaver., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

I found a fiver a couple of weeks ago.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

The Unwashed in my house cheered like a fucking looney when they scored.
So I took the biggest knife the house and waved it at him.

I didn't hear a peep out of him a minute later.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:14, archived)

/QOTW

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

I talk about Sunderland on here a lot.
No one has ever told me to take it to QoTW yet.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

i think it's the knife thing, and i'm sure there was no offence intended, no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

it was a joke between me and another housemate, no offence was intended,
excellent.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

Culling the poor is always a duty of the gentleman.

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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

pull out the old shooting stick and give the blighters what for!

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I assume the lad in question is a student, so the chances are he can't be justifiably called "poor".

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

nearly all the banks collapses, big wins, or not, no offence
good ok's
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

wolfram alpha is the worst name for a search engine i've ever heard
it sounds like the name of a furry porn character
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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

It hasn't been very helpful with my test question either.
"Global population by timezone" and variants didn't bring any useful results, neither did trying to get it to do statistical tests on sets of numbers or even something as simple as "how many symphonies did Beethoven write?"

But I'm sure things will improve. The technology is young yet.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Asking "what are Brazil's chief imports?" does bring up a relevant suggested link,
but with all the fuss over its natural language capabilities you'd have thought it'd be able to usefully process simple questions.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

It doesn't even know where in the world carmen san diego is
useless.
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

I asked it "What is the Matrix?" and it came out with a load of crap about eigenvectors.
Neo worked that one out 10 years ago!
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

My tax rebate from last year.
Which wasn't a slip-up, but still resulted in a big profit.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

Mine was a bit rubbish
I should have claimed for that work I had done on the moat.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I once found a pound coin under a wardrobe while moving in to a new flat

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

i watched a documentary about a group of children who discovered a mythical land in a wardrobe, good stuff, or not, no offence
wonderful
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

I heard they all died

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

tales of recession hardship
The crazy cat lady who lives in the house opposite has started making random bird call sounding whistles in the street. Can she no longer afford cat food? worrying times.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

as a forum user i can not give you an answer to this question, i could give you a suggestion, but i wont, no offence
brill
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:37, archived)

can't contribute to this bit of forum banter, it's excellent banter though, no offence
great times
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

great forum
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Brill, groovy, splendid.

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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

she still is paying the 'leccy on that lumious five foot high hello kitty
all day and night
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

Edvard Greig

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:38, archived)

Mountain of the Troll King
Peer Gynt Suites?
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:40, archived)

In the Hall of the Mountain King
Very, very loud.

Peer Gynt, Suite No. 1, Op. 46.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Do do do do do do doo, do doo, do do doo.
/altontowers
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

The saddest thing, that I'd ever seen,
was smokers outside the hospital doors.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Editors
Noice!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

There's always a few out there.
Often one who has wheeled out their IV drip with them.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

god bless you lads
paying for the NHS with your self scarifcing tobacco duty. *sniff*
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

whenever i go past a speed camera
i think of the sterling work our boys in blue do, and put my foot to the floor. they've earned it

of course, i slow down after the flash. i'm not reckless you know
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I dunno
I watched dispatches on the banking bonus culture. I recon they should of been helping the G20 protesters smash some stuff.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Fuck that, I appear to be developing an infection in my gum.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY IMMUNE SYSTEM?

*weeps*

*wheezes*

*sobs*

*grumblewhinefuckgrumble*
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

Old age...
*legs it to fuckery*
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:44, archived)

She's weeping, wheezing and sobbing and clearly not well.
Yet you feel the need to leg it all the way to fuckery. Wimp.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

You've obviously never suffered a womans wrath.
She'll get me eventually. Just you watch.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

He's quite sensible.
I may be ill now, but I'll get better.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

Mine is acting equally shit
maybe they should set us up in quarantine together with lots of gin and tonic and some vats of soup
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

And cats, knitting, slippers and re-runs of Touch of Frost.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:47, archived)

then death

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Sounds heavenly.
I'm doubly pissed off because it is threatening to go to full on fuckyouchybastard pain, which will involve MORE time off.

Luckily, although I am not allowed ibuprofen at the moment, there's nothing wrong with me taking codeine.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

Get thee off to the dentist pronto madam
And buy some Anbesol in the mean time.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

I'm ringing them tomorrow, see if I can get an evening appointment or
just put up with it till next week when I am off.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Use some strong mouthwash as well, like Listerine
Some of it will get in and it might be enough to scare the infection off.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

This, with added Corsodyl
If you're allowed chlorhexidine
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

My pal the dentist (ret) says the only thing that works is corsodyl

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Well, oftentimes an infection occurs if you brush really well, then lapse for a few days
In which case Listerine and proper brushing (even if your gums bleed) works well
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

Oh well
So much for 40 years of dentistry experience. I'd best go and punch her.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Heh, so angry
Yet a good dose of brushing and Listerine has worked well for me oftentimes.

But seriously, Chlorhexidine's pretty nasty stuff, and using it too often doesn't help. It stains your teeth and should only be used for a major infection.

A lot of dentists have told me that, because I'm prone to gum infection.

I'm talking about times they've given me antibiotics, too.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

take yourself to a g.u.m clinic, no offence, forum banter
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

smashing

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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

great forum

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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

no offence

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

forum banter

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

no issues
cool
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Whine gums

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

The minute my braces were took off, all of my gums started swelling
The orthodontist noticed it in a period of about 4 hours (I had to go back to get a torture device)
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Whoah there...
your gums started swelling and you bled from the fanny for 4 hours?

I'm not surprised you had to go back
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aww
You really have a had a rough time recently, I hope you feel better soon.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

No recession here,
I've looked under the sofa, all I found were Gobbo's bacon rashers.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

I miss living in the city, amongst the misfits, the criminals and the loony-tunes.
Now I only get accosted with "'scuse me mate, could yer borro' uz 50p for t'bus?" once or twice a year, instead of every day.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

I was in Glasgow for all of 30 minutes before I got asked for money.

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:49, archived)

how much
the going rate in Hull is about 20p, but they only want to 'borrow' it
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

ow errrr
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

dya won' ya chips clersed er erpen?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

my driving shifts have been switched round this week so i have to drive to hull on thursday
/true story
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

wereabouts in hull?
I would like to plug 'homebake' hot bacon sandwiches from 4am
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Not far from the new Tesco at the back of the station.
I'll not be getting there til lunchtime mind.
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Not much round there
going to the new theater perchance?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

50p

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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

she is an honest to god police magnet
every week there is a police car outside her house due to a 'difference in opinion' between her and her daughter
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

and it's always metaphysics.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

I get asked by the same guy on the way to work everyday.
"Lend us 50p so I can get the bus back to Newport"
I always say no, and he's been there for about 3 months now, how expensive is the bus to Newport?! Crikey!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Coincidentally,
it always seem to cost exactly the same as crack.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

Ooh! Is crack only 50p these days?
I've got to get me some of that wonderful crack! I've heard it's quite moreish
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

pfft
you can make your own from cocaine and baking soda
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

So moreish...

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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

*highly addictive drug joke fives*

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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

We're never going to find out unless you start giving him the 50ps and count how many days until he is gone.
Are there cruelty laws stopping you from assisting someone in their attempt to go to Newport? There should be.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

I assumed other people were giving him money.
Maybe I am being harsh, tomorrow I'll buy him a bus ticket that will get him to Newport, he'll be so happy.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Chances are a train ticket would be not only quicker, but cheaper too.

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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Nobody wants to get to Newport quicker.
Are you getting the jist of this?
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

Aye, I know someone who lives there.
And it's not just the distance that prevents frequent visits.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

YOU'RE A CUNT THE DOVESTON.
No man deserves to be transported to Newport, no matter what they have done. YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR THIS.
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Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Have you been to Newport?

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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I've quit smoking.
Given my appetite has already increased I'm worried that I'll spend more on food than I did on baccy.
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CowJam, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

Also, smoking lots makes you look cool.
Eating lots just makes you look fat.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

You will gain weight like a pregnant darts player

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

I quit last week
it's going pretty well so far. I drink a glass of water every time I want a cigarette, so I need the toilet more, but it's better than chowing down every few hours.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

you puff
I'm going to smoke double now

that's how butch I am
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

I love the credit crunch.
Ive never had so much money to splurge
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

are you a bailiff ?

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nope.
Mortgage down to fuck all.
Magic.
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Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

good times

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

BLIMEY the Football...
There's under 6 days of this to go but I'm already stressed.
Football. What's on your mind?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

what's on YOUR mind?

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Lightguy hail satan, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

a thin layer of hair

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

img200.imageshack.us/img200/4900/repeatsjmg.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

My exam tomorrow
Based on our conversation earlier homoerotic thoughts apparently.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

not football JMG
I'm off to london tomorrow to give a presentation of sorts to some folks. Do you have any top tips for me?
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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

Pack heat. Always bet on black.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

thanks JMG!

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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

~~black~~ Duke
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

~~Duke~~ JMG
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ArthurTheRat, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:22, archived)

*Punches the sky*

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

Do it naked.
That way, noone will notice if you make any little slip ups.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

Football Manager.
Played 22, Won 19, Drawn 3, Lost 0

Scored 74, conceded 22

Second season as AC Milan boss, team is about 80% of my signings.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

I haven't played FM'09 offline at all this season.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

The average age of my first choice 11 is 21.
This includes Pato, Bojan, Saivet, Lulinha.

Listening to Doton Adabayo's late night world football show is paying off.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:12, archived)

I fucking love that show
*Vickery-fives*
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

I only wish Doton wasn't on so late.
Swap him with stephen fucking nolan. Pile of shit that one.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:16, archived)

I like it when that Dr Karl fella is on
Makes insomnia educational.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

FOOTBALL!
I fucking love football, me.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

BALL BALL BALL

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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBkTSCLrMIA
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:14, archived)

^ This
I got to meet them a couple of weeks ago for a few hours. Thoroughly nice blokes too.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:29, archived)

same sort of stuff as usual really, not of any interst i would presume, or not, no offence
great stuff
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:10, archived)

You are bald and dole, JMG.

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img149.imageshack.us/img149/6873/jmgdole.jpg
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I can't argue with internet fact.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

I'm loving these pictures, JMG

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:15, archived)

Haha.

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Will I get a interview for the job I applied for or not?
That's not a question directed at you, of course you couldn't possibly know. But it is the one on my mind.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:11, archived)

If you don't, it'll no doubt be some fault of my doing however.
I'm like that. I'm a terror.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:13, archived)

There are political forces far greater than you in this conspiracy against me, I am sure.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

I'm wondering the same.
Damn you slow responding HR people!
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:17, archived)

Well the closing date for applications isn't until this Wednesday,
so it be yet premature of me to accuse them of tardiness.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:18, archived)

It has been nearly three weeks since the closing date.
Any day now I hope. Fingers and toes are crossed.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:31, archived)

Depending on what sort of job it is, that may be normal.
I've applied for some jobs before and not got the rejection letter for six months.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:34, archived)

It took them over a month from the closing date to offer me an interview the last job I applied for.
By which time I'd had an interview elsewhere and been offered a job.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

Like I said, fingers crossed.
If I get it, pretty much dream job which changes all my plans for the next couple of years.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:42, archived)

Good luck with that.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:46, archived)

I need some chapstick, this water is cold, what will happen in the next chapter?
same old junk basically
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:28, archived)

It's things like
this which make me want to start watching rugby. What's the criteria for supporting a rugby team?
I'm fine with football, you just shout and swear a lot while drinking Stella and beating people up for wearing a different colour sweater to you.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

The BBC's video player crashes my browser 9 times out of 10.
I've tried using IE for when I want to use iPlayer but that doesn't help.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Also: reasons german footballers are harder than any pansy rugby player
b3ta.com/talk/6158587
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

tried updating to the latest version of flash?
if not I'll send a bug report in.
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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

yup, everything is right up to date.
It's only the iplayer on the entire internet that does it.

The BBC delivery manager for downloading BBC stuff crashes it too
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

it appears to have no problems on my obscure Linux browser,
if that helps.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

any more smug
and i swear i'll install vista when you're not looking
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

It's not browsers,
I've tried several. I don't know what it is.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

what browser are you packing?

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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

i'm guessing netscape navigator 1, no offence
forum banter, great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

Newest firefox, upgraded everytime there's an upgrade.
It's been going on for ages.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

hmm, god I hate firefox at the mo
its a bag of shit getting. Crashing all the time, grr. I would try chrome, see if thats better? (thought the beeb should fix it)
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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

It happens with IE too.
What does the iPlayer use? Just flash?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

flash and a javascript library to load the flash
Its a pretty robust bit of kit and I would suggest it might be something on your end. Like the version of flash.
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MrA, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

reinstall the whole world

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

I don't have a Moon Girl Technologies back up,
if I reinstall everything you'll have to go.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

i belive she is plug and play, no offence, forum banter
good times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:02, archived)

I like this

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

haha
*fives*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

they're doing some maintenance today

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

It's every day
since just after the olympics, no matter what I do to my computer.

It works on my netbook :(
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Daft as it sounds
Why not just watch it on the netbook?
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jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

19" widescreen agains 8.9" screen for one.
Surround sound rather than headphones for another.

Also, without rejigging it (which I haven't done yet) you get choppy playback for full screen for embedded players.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:51, archived)

See that bloke on the left?
that's what's wrong with football
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:37, archived)

Fucking hell
This is why Rangers suck.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

~~Rangers suck.~~ Scottish Football sucks.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

~~Scottish~~
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

I concur.
Cricket is all!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Cricket is awful shite

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:04, archived)

~~tish Football~~ land
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:05, archived)

i love the way the dude who got sent off just went so calmly
he must be some kind of buddhist, i would have been raging at that point
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

If they make too much of a fuss,
they get extra maths to do as well.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:59, archived)

OH OH! YOU SHOULD BE A BULLS SUPPORTER LIKE MOI!

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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

! RA STEWART
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I really should!
How are you, Sexy?
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:46, archived)

we did this conversation earlier today.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

what was the answer

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

JMG accused me of having repressed homoerotic feelings

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:42, archived)

How should you act then?

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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

i don't support a rugby team so i can not assist you, sorry, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

He's a right proper cunt

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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I can't play that media
I'm assuming from the still shot it was some kind of end of match slow dance with each others erections hidden by pressing it into the other
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

You're pretty much there.
And so am I.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

I don't really do rugby, sorry Eyebrow.

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jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

I find it a lot more difficult to get excited about rugby than football.
But it's a lot easier to get drinks bought for you in a rugby pub than a football pub.

Swings and roundabouts, eh.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

It's a bit like that,
but you have to drink Tennents instead.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:40, archived)

Or Guinness.

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:58, archived)

Although I got abuse for it earlier...
I don't like football. I'm a rugby man.

Criteria for rugby support are pretty broad. Choose the team that is local to you, drink real beer and have banter rather than fights with supporters of the opposite team.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

Ummm
are we in 1985? I haven't been to a football match that there's been any violence at for about 15 years.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Ummm
are we in 2000?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:44, archived)

Operative word being "about"
pedant.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

"24 is about 15."
*writes this down*
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

Are you always this good at making conversation?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

About this good.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha
nice.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

would you like to come to wembly with me for the division one play off final, millwall end? no offence
great times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

I've been to see Millwall several times
far too many police/stewards/cameras about for any trouble. I'm sure it still goes on occasionally...
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

the ticket allocation for the away game at leeds was funny, or not, no offence,
top times
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:52, archived)

Disabled supporters only?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

1000 tickets, to be collected from the police just outside leeds at a service station and then escorted to the ground and out again, a convoy if you like, or not, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

You going on Saturday, then?

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

i'm not sure, i could have tickets but i'm not a millwall fan and i think that is a bit poor, no offence
great
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

So pretty much like the proper criteria for football support
for the majority of fans?
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Jobe, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:45, archived)

Very possibly.
I really don't know much about football though. Having lived just down the road from Fratton Park for 3 years though I saw more fights than I have at rugby matches over the years.

Mind you that is Fratton Park, i'm told it is one of the rougher ones.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:55, archived)

Ah
it is a bit of a timewarp down there.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:57, archived)

Maybe it has coloured my view of 'the beautiful game'

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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:00, archived)

cor, it's gone all wrestling
there'll be bouncing heads off the goalposts next, and mid-match announcements that someone is in league with the forces of darkness
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

or in union with them

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

*taps nose*
*points*
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:50, archived)

I'd LOVE to see some sort of bell that goes, whereupon
a group of wrestlers pile on the pitch and start pummelling the players.
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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:49, archived)

Being posh/from the North West
I think.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:41, archived)

The difference is,
Rugby players are animals on the pitch but gentlemen in the clubhouse. Footballers are supposed to be the opposite.
/edit - criteria for choosing a team? The one with the clubhouse within staggering distance of your house. There will be a lot of drinking.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:54, archived)

Coventry play less than ten minutes' walk away.

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Druid, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:03, archived)

That is probably the right distance away.
You need to be able to crawl it if needs be. There will be some point it happens.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:07, archived)

That's your dilemma solved then.
It'll be a good half hour's walk after a match though. I spent many happy hours at St Neots rugby club when my kids were younger.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:08, archived)

you are dead to me.

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WormuIus, Mon 18 May 2009, 21:19, archived)

You must have played rugby at school
It's character building. Besides they needed to be strong to carry their mum home.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 18 May 2009, 21:24, archived)

which one of you is this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYDr2LHbaEk&feature=channel_page
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:34, archived)

Dave / b3tard is the only one that young

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:35, archived)

he's totally playing that

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

Wow, he's amazing

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

So Karl isn't going bald after all

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:36, archived)

i won't click that, no offence
ok
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mongychops, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:38, archived)

None taken, no offence.
ok?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

not me.
all I have on my channel is a scene from Monkey and a till receipt being battered by a subwoofer
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 18 May 2009, 20:39, archived)

oh, that was me
respect my awesome riffs, motherflipper
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spacefish bong!, Mon 18 May 2009, 20:43, archived)

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