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suprised this hasn't bindun

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evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Pfft!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Pfft!

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 22 May 2007, 12:56, archived)

hahahaha

ace!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

Arf!

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Monty Propps, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

Hahaha

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

oh dear

*clicks

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

hahahaha!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

sweet jesus

fp this now! shirly?! woo yay etc.

(bodders i'm a mighty pirate, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

winnar!

thats top wooage

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

Weeeeee

Too soon?

(Frapple, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha !

good one !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

I'd ride it! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecrunch

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

Ha ha ha

Qualitastic.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 21 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

Hahaha!

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

Ha!

Marvelous!

(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Wed 23 May 2007, 23:02, archived)

Oh! Teh Genius!

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collapsibletank procreates, Tue 22 May 2007, 12:40, archived)

WOOYAY!

first fp! :D

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evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Tue 22 May 2007, 22:33, archived)

After WWII, work became increasingly difficult to find for the Tin Man.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

Thank you.

Although he looks quite sad, innit?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

yeah, kind of frightened. Perhaps they are going to drain him?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

He's full up with grain for making beer,

which he will never drink. Would make me sad/frightened.:(

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 21 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

a variation on the basic theme :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Hahaha

GMOS is Dorothy! :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

well, he is a bit, isn't he?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

Haha

I like this comparison.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 21 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

Apologies for lack of funny,

but I spent a couple of days on my demon and wanted to show him off. His name is Silrathus and he is a decorative metalworker and gemcutter by trade.
P.S. I'm not a goth.

Click for bigger (171kb) | Moar of this nonsense

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Ooo that's lully

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

Thank you. :)

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

That's lovely, miss

does he have any hobbies, or is his profession his hobby?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

The latter, though he also dabbles in alchemy.

He knows it's a load of bollocks, but it involves shiny things and mini explosions.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Always a fine reason to dabble in something

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

it does also involve big explosions, if you try hard enough

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

Also, as he's a fire demon,

he can set fire to his trumps without using matches/a lighter.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

he looks like he'd be good at it.

can he do me a nice ornamental gate?

oh, and woo.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

Thenk you.

He certainly could, but he'd want paying in gold.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

well that's a bit good

good job on the feathers/hair

(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Really? The feathers are my least favourite bit.

Maybe it's just because I spent a long time on them to stop them looking like arse, so I got fed up with them.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

quite often your own least favourite bits turn out to be what other people think are the best.

i find that with some of my stuff.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

All hail Silrathus!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Gnarly, dude!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Let Us Rock.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

like an inside out epiphone sg

wooooawsom

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

a bc bitch, as i like to call them

(Quixall, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

Tres bon : )

I'd love him to go 'round and wake my parents up in the middle of the night. Does he do terrifying on the side, or is he purely decorative metalwork and gemcutting?

*Edit - if it's the latter how much would a weather vain be please?

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

Oh yeah, he'd do terrfying if you asked him nicely enough.

Dunno about the weathervane; my earth/underworld currency converter is borked.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

yay!!

you finished it!! and it looks amazing sir!!!

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Thank you!!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

Thats a thing of great beauty.

Fantastic work..!

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FoldsFive, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

Yay! Thenk you.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

Fucking acetacular!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

Hoorj!

Ta.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

woo!

he's most handsome. and toothsome

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spacefish bong!, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Thank you.

I like his tusks as well.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

That deserves a big woo, a yay AND a houpla!

I didn't realise that you did this kind of thing.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Lots of things you don't know about me, old bean. (:

*puts woo, yay and houpla on mantelpiece*

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

that's very good

I rather like that

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

Thank you.

You probably won't read this, but I'll reply anyway.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:09, archived)

not my one, big poof

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mongychops, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

he's a big girls blouse! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

hahah

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

what a strange question

(Mango Bollocks, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

This one's a bit big...

So I've linked it.*

Click for the conversation (360K)

Previously:
One: The Whale and The Ant
Two: The Elephant and The Walrus
Three: The Owl and The Pussy Cat

*if you're wondering why I've done this, you probably should read the FAQ

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

more of this sort of thing!

i'm loving the realism of these meetings (language problems aside)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

thank you!

i'm probably gonna rest the series a bit now, don't want to wear it out.

plus doing that one was bloody hard work.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

I like woodlouse

They always seem to be busy, and upto something when you uncover them

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

i like that they're very easy to draw walking along :o)

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

woodlice

invade my living room daily from my garden. they're hard to like when you keep standing on the little buggers

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

It's all part of their cunning plan

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

their cunning plan

is to be woodlouse jam?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

what a cute little poem you've made :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

the woodlouse has a cunning plan

it wants to become woodlouse jam
for you to spread upon your toast
and eat it, becoming a woodlouse host...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

yup

they'll be gathering DNA samples for their cloning projects... then one day they will take over the world with their army of SmashMonkeys.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

woo!

i get to take over the world without my island, plutonium or army of well-oiles, sexy henchmen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

Think of them as baby armadilloes.

This makes them much more likeable.

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

only if they bring me

tiny dime bars

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

wood lice are, after all, crunchy on the outside, smooth and creamy in the middle :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

but

are they covered in chocolate?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

you're the one who keeps treading on them

you tell us

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

they seem to be filled

with a green, cream-like substance, much like the inside of a mint poppet that's been left out in the sun...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

well, after all, it's patently obvious that armadilloes evolved from woodlice...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

what came first

the woodlouse or the armadillo?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

depends which one was on top

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

woodlice

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

Ha ha, I love that!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

thankee-Sai

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

Love these

/edit: ooowwww, you did make an owl and a pussycat! :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

yup

the idea was too good to ignore... i hope you like what i did with it.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

YA RLY!

sorry, but yes :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

top show!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

My girlfriend is

scared to the stream of rofl of both woodlice and armadillos, so i just linked her... i'm awaiting a slap.

(SmallFrowne is outatime, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

she can't be scared of these two, i drew them to be nice, not scary

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

Well i didnt get a slap

But they got an "urrrgh"
Even the mention of scaley type things makes her shudder. But yes they are nice - good work!

(SmallFrowne is outatime, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:39, archived)

Sweary woodlouse

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:40, archived)

thank you m'dear

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

Mind the punnage.

Please.

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Monty Propps, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

Ooooof! Nice bouncing action!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

*dies a little*

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

This is hurting my pun glands

make it schtop!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

oh monty...

hahaha!!

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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:18, archived)

Yo!

Now you know!

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Monty Propps, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

a trekkie eh?

going cheap!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

And rightly so

Tarzan wins over Star Trek any day...FACT*
*really, it is, more Tarzan films appear on INDB than Star Trek.

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

ha!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Dear God Man! Think of the children!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:19, archived)

Right that's it

I'm off to make a veritable feast of puns and I won't be back until they make even me wince. Woo sir!

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:21, archived)

This is

RIS

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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

Um... Bouncy Castle....

Beyonce?

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Monty Propps, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

hahahh!!

THIS WEEKS WINNER!!!

very good

(mr sausage. where the bloody hell are ya?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

Nice bounce effect too.

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Hoagie, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

brilliant.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:04, archived)

i feel i have to mention

that if this indeed what i think it is (a 'beyonce' castle?), it actually exists.
they've had one up at the download festival all 3 years I've been.
except it's in the shape of her arse.

(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

Good luck

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:11, archived)

FWAAAAAAAAAAAP

that is all

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

you find jabba sexually attractive too?

it's a shame that bloody paris *wretch* hilton is blocking the view.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

thats paris?!

:| First time ive found her attractive then. Must be the Star wars link...

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

Doing a google image search on that spoilt slapper

really does make me use words like 'spoilt' and 'slapper' to describe her

I doubt she's done a day's graft in her life

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

she's done a night's hard grind, mind you

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

One of many I suspect

it benefits society immensely

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

Hahaha

ace tagging too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

I like that

because it's quite good.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

erp

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

Hurrah! I have found the culprit! Ace Rimmer!

Been done already? Glassco.cx said no. So, enjoy!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

pffffft

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:06, archived)

I haven't replied to you, that's a bit mean of me.

Hello, thank you for your pfffft and smiley face. Have one back :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

first one that actually made me laugh :)

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

Hurrah, what an honour!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

/thames/cutty/peel/pope/whale

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

Oh shush, you!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:10, archived)

This made me spill my roll-up

~~over~~ in my keyboard

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

In centuries to come, the future Time Team will be able to reconstruct me...

... from my variety of DNA samples and food deposits underneath the keys of my laptop.

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

Can spaghetti Bolognese be smoked?

I might just give it a go

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

ace rimmer ftw!

(horrid, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

FTW indeed!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Ah..

..smug mode.

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stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)

So, what next?

previously...

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

such wonderful drawings

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:59, archived)

GREAT BIG SHEDS!

GREAT BIG SHEDS THAT ARE ANGERED BY COUNTDOWN, THEY GO AND KILL DES LYNAM, THEN HOLD CAROL HOSTAGE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:00, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

Arse!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

She looks so proud of that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

Bless her happy smile

She's exceedingly intelligent you know

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

what no magenta?

woo though
anyways

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

Sentient socks!

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:01, archived)

Elephants in a tiny rowing boat

please

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

a girl moose with an enigmatic smile

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

a young blue eyed blonde haired pre teen girl

with facial deformities having her now prolapse arse and cunt eaten by hungry rats while her grandfather records it on his betamax camcorder and numerous men sit around wanking and drinking her blood

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mongychops, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:11, archived)

bindun

last night, in my basement

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

I saw that

in an episode of will and grace.

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

coaco daemons please

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

lesbian otters.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

Your mom

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

That's a bit dark

tip of the day: always lube up ;)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

Naaa dry hump every time!

'ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

ning

i'll give you dry hump in a minute :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

Great

It'll do wonders for my rising damp.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

i hate to interrupt, but, Mr Ghost, it looks like someone's spunked in your cuppa.

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:06, archived)

I have a cuppa?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

'ningles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

NO WAI!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

WAI!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:52, archived)

thanks for the advice

top of the mornin to you anyway

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dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

Ha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

hahaha

I'm teaching your Mother how to swim tomorrow.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:04, archived)

nothing like inter-species anal rape!

Ahhhhh.

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

Theme park?

Click for bigger (115KB)

(moonfingers, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

Norman Stanley Fletcher,

you have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court and it is now my duty to pass sentence.

You are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner.

I therefore feel constrained to sentence you to the maximum term allowed for these offences. You will go to Fulton Towers for five years.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:56, archived)

lalala

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:17, archived)

I'm in the mood, Ted Danson...

... Ted Danson, I'm givin' it all tonight!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:18, archived)

I feel like Danson! Danson! Dance the night away!

Oh dear, that will be in my head for ages now :)

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

I don't feel like Danson

no no Ted Danson today

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:23, archived)

Oh God, I can't believe I didn't think of that!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

If I had the chance I'd ask the world the dance

And I'll be Danson with myself...

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

^this

and I'm off for beers.

Nighty.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

Ted Danson,
All her boyfriends used to come and call.
Why not Ted Danson, its only natural?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

hold me closer Teddy Danson

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

Danson in the moonlight!

Everybody's feeling..well you get the idea

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

ooooooooooh what a feeling

when we're Danson on the ceiling

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

You are the Danson Queeeeeeeeeeeeen!

Young and sweet only seventeeeeeeeeen!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

this gun's for hire

even if we're just Danson in the dark

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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:38, archived)

Danson is what to do

Danson's when I think of you
Danson's what clears my soul
Danson's what makes me whole

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

Admittedly it's not painted yet, but I'm posting it anyway

CFB
Roughly 8 Hours sculpting. Is this.

Earlier today: Spoon, Triptych

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

TERROR!

Kill t with hams! Quickly! Before it hatches again.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

Wow! Seahorse Chicken Pig...

... sounds just like a nice McDonald's burger!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

arf!

it might make an interesting ride too.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

it scares me

but that description actually makes me hungry, and willing to order it at mcdonalds

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

it's fairly poisonous

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

'fairly' isn't 'utterly'

good odds, i think

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

cool!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

christ! it afears me

*makes sign of cross*
and crescent, and star of david just to make sure

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:15, archived)

Lovely

paint it something dark, it will be ace

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:18, archived)

I very much need an airbrush for the effect I want

and they cost obscene amounts of money.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:21, archived)

I think the fleshy colour makes it rather creepy already.

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

some red around the eyes

and some touches of cyanotic blue, and will look perfectly like one of those museum specimens from a jar full of formailn

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:24, archived)

what

Like this?

Done a while ago so it's quite clumsy sculpting.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

Is that a cock

in the jar on the left?

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

I think you're right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

It's just the base-colour of sculpey

I'm afraid I don't want to keep it that way

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:31, archived)

2 words

tiny scales

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

you got it!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

corr!...that's bloomin' brilliant!! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

I can only apologise for this

I go on holiday at 9am and I'm scared. They won't let me on the plane drunk, but a G&T onboard is £5! They might as well wear masks, thieving cunts!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

Badum tisch!

Great idea, nice work.
Edit: Happy Holidays!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

Thanks!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

Do you normally have a G&T at 9am?

Not saying it's wrong, mind...

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

He's on his holidays, it's mandatory

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

Heeeeeee?

Sorry, sounded a bit donkey-like there.

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

He!?

I would have thought the pansy drink was a giveaway!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

hey! pansy yourself!

G&T is a perfectly macho beverage, and I'm living proof of that!

*waves manpurse*

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

That's no manpurse! It's from the Kate Moss collection at Topshop!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

yes, and I bought it on sale! It's was so amazing, that I found it for so little.

We should go shopping togheter one day. I need new shoes and some new clothes for summer.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

sorry, never seen your norks so until such time you may well be a man

/fooled one too many times on the intraweb blog

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:08, archived)

No, never!

But I'm petrified of flying.

/guzzles special brew and looks sneaky

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:02, archived)

Awwww

*hugs*

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

Nothing to apologize for

And will they let you take pills on board? Xanax is a friend.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

*minds*

woo!

where to?
I'm sure tha the new liquid restictions is a scheme by th elow cost airlines to cash in on beverages: hence TERROR!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

Costa Adeje, the bottom (snigger) of Tenerife

I can't take a mascara on the flight cos it's classed as a liquid. Or a pair of tweezers cos they're a weapon. But I can take a lighter and a box of matches. Sensible!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

I think those new rules are the most stupidest thing ever

there's no sense to them at all

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

TERROR!

neat! sounds like a nice spot.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

Surely you can put them in your suitcase in the hold?

I thought most of the rules only applied to hand luggage.
Says CaroWallis, the ever-so frequent flyer.

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

I can, yeah, I just generally carry makeup in my hand luggage

because the hold is so cold it freezes it.

However, should I want to set fire to my own head, I can. Hurrah!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:10, archived)

Russell Brand has made quite the career out of it...

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

Can't you put that stuff in one of those plastic see-through bags?

/frequent flyer

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

Yes you can.

You can take liquids as long as the individual container does not exceed 100ml and the total of all containers does not exceed 1L - and it is in a transparent bag.

Of course I am assuming you are not a drag queen with a quarter litre bottle of industrial mascara.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:35, archived)

Haha!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

drink heavily just before you get on the plane

that way you'll still be sober while boarding

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:03, archived)

I was considering space cookies

but I'm always a bit scred of their restraining* techniques

_{restraining might involve friendly and properly trained air marshal unloding his gun on you}

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

Hehehehe

happy holidays and don't worry about the flying bit

if you crash, you probably won't suffer much

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

I visited my dad earlier.

He reassured me (I literally get so scared the day before I fly, I panic and cry...wuss) by saying 'if it hasn't exploded at the end of the runway you're sorted....when it's landing, I mean'.

Thanks dad.

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:06, archived)

arf!

well, it'll all be over before you know it, and it's just holiday goodness from then on

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

The impact is the easy bit.

It's the 3 or 4 minutes of absolute shrieking terror just prior.

(

Carlossus, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

when eveyone just GETS NAKED \o/

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:10, archived)

and all the shaky boobies!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

Aye, and the fall won't kill ya

It's just the suddens top that does all the damage.

(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

I only wish

they still had the old 'fall into the gap' advertised at train stations.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Mon 21 May 2007, 18:09, archived)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

ooh, i loikes that.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

Vere nice!

(Northern Lovely, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

this is most woosome!

hence: woo!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

Kerry must be at the peak of life.....40

It's all downhill from now on!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:05, archived)

He's 34 today

It's only Dave the Hat that thinks he's 40 :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:14, archived)

who's that then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:06, archived)

It's Professor Kenny Martin

but it looks like Lenin.

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in vino veritas, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

ah right

I didn't recognise him as a mountain :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:33, archived)

I'd eat it.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

ace

that would sell by the bucketload

especially at Halloween. Trademark it and sell it now!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

would it be blueberry flavour?

edit: how rude, woo

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

Snakebite flavour of course

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

damn

i'd definately buy blueberry flavour

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

Thissety this!

Blackcurrant FTW!

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CaroWallis, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

Oooh!

I quite fancy that.

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Curis, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

hahahaha

like it

'ning b3ta!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

i believe you have caused me to spang

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

i hope you had adult supervision

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

Pffft!

Excellent!

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Baglady, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

owww, this day I'll miss them

www.wave-gotik-treffen.de/english/

It's a pretty amazing sight

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:55, archived)

excellent.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:57, archived)

Nuremburg?

(Quick and dirty. Not at home. No photoshop. Someone else do it better if you want.)

Woo to pic! 'tis excellent

Edit: It's backwards, isn't it? Shouldn't have bothered.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

Hah hah hah!

A slice of that, nice cuppa, and you're all set to invade Poland.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

hamburg?

similarly quick 'n' dirty

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

the bad thing is

the ham at the local co-op looks just like that...

(po po, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:11, archived)

It's the wrong way round!

(Cuthbert Annihilator, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, archived)

lies!

this wrong-way-round right-way-round for swastikas isn't true
both the indian religious use and the nazi use have used it both ways.
what it is missing is the end of an arm bottom left, though

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:17, archived)

it isn't backwards

it's merely not a true depiction of the bastardised version the nazis used

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sock more tea vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:15, archived)

and if it is, a flip will sort it

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

or looking at the cake from the other side

...

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

Hehe

nicely done

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FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:00, archived)

oh yes!

I'd love some!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

hah

I'm going to gothenburg this wednesday

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:07, archived)

Fucking hell, that is panowie!!

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Bob Todd whee, Mon 21 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

Well at least you got FP'd

you talented bugger!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 21 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

Hah hah!

Mind the piss!

Woo

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 21 May 2007, 22:48, archived)

It was Mondrian's favourite cake

100% of fact!

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BamaSS, Tue 22 May 2007, 15:51, archived)

that's top class

that is

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 28 May 2007, 12:39, archived)

Young Amelie's gonna pop a cap in yo' ass!

Quick and dirty. My apologies. Looked better in my head!

(jimi.vicious regrets criticising the American electoral system!, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

*would*

etc etc

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

why is your new RAM spanking you?

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:54, archived)

because I'm a naughty, naughty girl

etc etc

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

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Drunken Vet, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

Pfffft

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

i think all possible variations

have bindun, sorry

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:49, archived)

bugger

not on board 24/7 you see

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Drunken Vet, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

tshk

awww...consolations matey :P

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

so today we have learnt a lesson, haven't we?

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

*sets up drip feed*

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Drunken Vet, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)

only the finest choice of alcohols

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:04, archived)

I fear for the shitty ones

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

yeah

at least this one doesn't feature tubgirl

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:58, archived)

if you play your cards right...

;)

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Drunken Vet, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:59, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:52, archived)

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 21 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

inspired by this morning's

o'hare action

edit: altered. i forgot something (extending the 'R'). thanks for reminding me, prodigy69

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

is it just me or does the blast from his gun look like a disection diagram of a penis?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:40, archived)

yes

www.b3ta.com/board/7208918

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:41, archived)

*awaits CDC*

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

Not my penis

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:44, archived)

aye

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

I was doing that not ten minutes ago

\alternative sexual practices R US blog

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

Up periscope!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

pffft.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

that looks a tad painful

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

it all depends on the "doctor"

and the "nurse"

needed to have some "hopes and fears" removed recently

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:51, archived)

please tell me this was your answer

to a gcse biology 'label this diagram'
wooest text on a picture ever.

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:53, archived)

hahaha :D

fab font work again

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:45, archived)

With his chum

Dead-eye FUNK!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:46, archived)

loook into my eyes

teell mee what software you use to make picturesss

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

sand

and an overhead projector

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:29, archived)

I use badgers and a large tin of Castrol GTX, purchased in 1904

All seams to work fine.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:30, archived)

er...

the gimp
omnigraffle
povray
pymol
inkscape

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:31, archived)

Ajff

is free and good

I like your eyes.

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

orange sherrberrt.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

haha

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

science

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:32, archived)

yay for science

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

MY HANDS

AND A MOUSIE

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the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:33, archived)

Them's hardware

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

actually i use moisturiser

mine are very soft

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

tattyshop

imageready
gimp
mspaint
autostitch
AMX art

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:34, archived)

Photoshop for preference

but if you can be arsed to get to get to grips with gimp it's not too bad, and free. Just very user unfriendly.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

gimp works fine for me

it seemed reasonably intuitative, but ive never used photoshop to compare, and gimp is definately very easy for making aminated gifs

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

I haven't bothered getting to grips with the animation lark in gimp

but it does me okay at work for making pics. It's just if I was doing them in Photoshop I know they'd take half the time.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:42, archived)

its extreemly simple

each frame as a layer
in layer name, add "(Xms)" where X is number of milliseconds for that frame to show
save as gif, and select the save as animation bit
done
filters-animation -playback for preview before you save

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:44, archived)

cheers for that

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:48, archived)

you're welcome

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wjh31, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:50, archived)

aha!

so thats how you set the time for individual frames!
cheers.

I use the gimp and am totally lost on photoshop. (And photoshop is totally lost on me. :)

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FOONLY, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

noone beats the gimp's magic wand

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:36, archived)

this is very true

it's much much better than Photoshop's

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

photoshop

Illustrator
Flash
paintshop pro
Animation Shop 3
freehand

sticks dipped in poo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

Cookies on dowels!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:39, archived)

Paintshop pro 7, tattyshop and Jasc animation studio

Depends what i am doing.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:35, archived)

I don't need software

I directly project images into your mind to create the illusion of b3ta

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:38, archived)

profit!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:43, archived)

/Matrix blog

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 21 May 2007, 17:44, archived)

macromedia (now adobe) fireworks ftw

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:56, archived)

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