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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Reminds me of beastenders.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

Gosh

that's a bit of a worrying boil.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

hahaha

that is terrifying.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

kanedaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Palinnnnoooooooooo!!!

woooooo!

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arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

thats MR kaneda to you

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)

O_O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

Arrrrgh!

*palins*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)

Good lord, that's brilliant!

looks like something from The Thing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

Can't these cunts just die?

JFK style, yeah!

Sorry, woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:34, archived)

lovely stuff

visual poetry

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:35, archived)

AAAIIIEEE!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=nalin+palin&meta=

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Just Flange, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)

KILL IT WITH AIDS

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)

lighthouse

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

*hugs lighthouse*

Superb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

KEKEKEKE! ^_^

Lovely as always :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

oh this is soooooo lovely!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

very nice!

thought it a mr pineapple before i scrolled down!
=D

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Lovely colours...

very woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

very nice

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

This is awesome!

I have no idea why he's so happy though, it must be freezing!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

i was reading about a lighthouse nearish me

www.bellrock.org.uk/

it's quite an interesting place

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Ooooh!

That looks wonderful!

NOW SEND ME YOUR BEEFS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

no BEEFS, only vegemables.

a good read www.bellrock.org.uk/misc/misc_charlie.htm

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

It does look lonely out there

I was gonna say that of your pic but I think starfish might be tickling his feets!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)

Don't worry, he was built out of love and saves lives day to day.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8851033

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

lovely as ever

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

a light spurt

(Zoidaroid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Why is he now ribbed?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

For her pleasure,

obviously... :3

(Hektor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)

what a waste :(

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

don't worry.

plenty cocks to go round.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

sorry but it just annoys me when idiots do this :(

/maybe it's just me

arse! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

it's not just you.

it's shite and not particularly funny.

I however, thought it humourous to imply that you thought it was a waste of cock, being stuck out in the sea. But it seems less funny now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

lol :O

*kicks shins*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

It's just bloody rude and ignorant!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

Bellend Rock Lighthouse

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

I was thinking more along the lines of POPEHAT!

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

awwwwww! happy lighthouse makes me happy!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

soup herb

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

lully ^_^

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

That's so sweet,

made me smile! :)

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)

ahhh, here comes a boat wanting a cuddle

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

"Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

THE CUDDLE BOAT

i want a boat now just so i can name it that.

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connor, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:27, archived)

^_^

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

He's a happy chappy, isn't he?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)

20,000.000.000 quids

for 20 medals ?

bargain

(Zoidaroid, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

they could have spent 12 quid on an apostrophe

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

well they couldn't afford it because you didn't spend enough on scratch cards

you selfish cunt.... there's going to be no 400m in 2012 and it's mostly MNs fault.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

Most things are his fault.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

what

name one

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

9/11

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

In ONE DAY in 1982 you were responsible for

-the death of 500 chinese people
-the nolan sisters
-syphillis
-nonspecific famine

and

the idea for Seinbloodyfeld.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Pfft!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOUTEwkczkc

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

Youtube not worky for me at er...worky.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

fuck

I'll never work again

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)

you'll neeeeeeeeeeever wooooooooooork agaiiiiiiin

*sings*

You will, it's not as if you're a professional goodness bringer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

I hope he's happy with himself

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

fuck it, I knew it was me

my morals froze when I ate that baby

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

i'll take two

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

TJ - apologies

I made this over the weekend - a derivate work from enceladus' parallel worlds here - b3ta.com/board/8844423

It just popped into my head and I couldn't get it out. It's a bit seamier than I would have liked, but I am learning.

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Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

happy plane is happy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

the plane is smiling

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

well done sir/madam excellent pic

needs more noughts..

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

I seem to have lost a bit of the left-hand handlebar. Damn.

here it is anyhow:

cfb

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Velly nice!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

oo that's nice

have you got a version with a bloodied Hazel Blears under it?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

I'll post that tomorrow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

haha

nb. every time my girlfriend sees your username, she can't get it out of her head

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Well, there may be many reasons for that...

;)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

heh

you keep her awake at night :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

*does Terry-Thomas / Leslie Philips voice*

I say, my dear....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

Hard Cheese dear boy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

Goodness gracious me

this is so lovely.

Also: hello and all sorts of nice things.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

thanks, lovely

Did the Pinchitos arrive yet?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

I believe so

however the Royal Mail is currently in possesion- the wife's going to the depot today to dehostage some things and I believe they are the things in question. Hopefully. Otherwise I've got an unsolicited package.

:D

Thank you so much, petal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

No probs

Hope you like it.
:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

I'm going to have to send you something awesome

*gets thinking cap on*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

another job, please

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

Swap you.

I have no idea how to be a JPG but I reckon I could have a go. I have no doubts that you could be an excellent CW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

*auditions*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

Purse your lips, stick your bottom and chest out and look all confused at everything.

You've got the part.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)

\o/

*hugs the Cap'n a massive amount*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

:D *hugses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

THAT is brilliant

... I saw Ghost rider over the weekend. It was better than I expected. I don't really have much more to add...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

i guess that means you were expecting an utter pile of wank

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

well

it has Nick Cage in it - what else would I be expecting (given that I struggle to think of a good film he's done in the past 10 years).

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

For a glorious second there

I thought you said Nick Cave. Who is at least 7000 times better than Nick Cage.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

oh God yes

they shouldn't be allowed to share so many of the same letters in their name.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

You're damn skippy.

Even murder doesn't stop Cave winning THAT race.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

did he really kill Elisa Day?

much as I love him, singing a song about it is a little inappropriate.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Apparently so.

but then people could be lying or wrong.

Nothing on wikipedia, although it does say he lives in Brighton now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

He does.

KittyVomit has seen him sitting on the beach a few times I believe.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

The lucky girl

I'd have had to go over and flirt with him. Terribly, probably, due to the nerves, but still. At least a token attempt to get into his knickers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

so, you mean it was just

exceptionally poor, then?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

well - yes.. and no.

it didn't make me want to puke into my own eyes... and Nicholas Cage was as rubbish as ever but it had Sam Elliot in it.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Bless Sam Elliot,

the man who even managed to redeem (albeit only slightly) 'Roadhouse'. That's got to count for something.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Hang on

is that the one with whatshisface and that band I like in it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

Well, Patrick 'Crazy' Swayze is in it.

Not sure on the band, though...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

there's a rather good cartoon called Squidbillies

by Adult Swim .. they do a Roadhouse episode. It's good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

Jeff Healey Band?

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unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

That's the badger.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)

There we are

yes it is then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)

Sam Elliot makes everything good

because he's brilliant.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)

Having checked this statement thoroughly, I can declare it to be

3000% true.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)

*checks who Sam Elliot is*

I concur with this! LEBOWSKIWIN!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)

Oh hell yes

and rather gorgeous as well, I might add. I expect you all to look this good when you're his age.

i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg52/LindseysDad/People/SamElliot.jpg

Oh. My. God.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

woo

very lovely indeed.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

nicely sir, very shiny

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Lovely :D

Just don't crash it!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

Ooooh lovely!

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

i say!

what a lot of caustics! or did you do it some other way?

very nice either way.

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slight yoinks!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

all raytraced, sir

and hard carved by ~~naked nubian slaves~~ my poor 'puter.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

hot damn thats ace!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)

Thats superb sir!

belated nings all!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)

'nings, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

wow

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

Have you forgiven me yet? I *am* really sorry :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

*evidently not*
*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

nicely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)

awesomeness! Would be a bit worried on impact though - it would probably shatter into a million pieces! :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)

The Health & Safety issues do rather hike up the insurance

in fairness.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

Wah threadrush!

But woo!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

we rily wanna see those fingers :D

this is among the best things ever to have been on television.

This is wonderful. WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

shooting stars ftw!

still not on dvd?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)

Hahahahaha none more fucking sinister

have a click, old chum.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

thanks very much, young pal.

also, thanks everyone else for the lovely response... I had expected more of a "oh fuck, not another mccain tongue post" response.

Cheers. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)

oh yes!!!

*click

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

hahaha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Oh yes

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Earanoo! Oovavoo!

hehehe, top stuff :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

first class

tick tick click

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

Oh yes!

:D

have a *click*, sir

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

oh fuck, not another mccain tongue post

/obvious blog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

pfft

thank you. :)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Baahahahaha!

Excellent stuff!

*Saves*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

hahahaha!!!

fan-bloody-tastic!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

YESYESYES

*awards gold star*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)

*clicks*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

oh dear

SHE'S GOD A TINY HEAD!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:40, archived)

Woo hoo!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)

Have a well-deserved click.

If I was a mod...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:22, archived)

nice one!

have a belated woo!

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enceladus, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

you are evil

this is fucking stuck in my head
*arghses*

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

too long in the making

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

i likes that

very nice indeed

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Looovely

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

this is lovely

he's such a cutie

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

I know what it is and I like it but I can't see it D:

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

you young people and your young way of speaking young

confuses me.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

I know what it's meant to be, but I can't make it out.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

tis a chestburster

done quickly (in 2 hours and a half)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I know what it's meant to be, but I can't make it out!

Edit: AAAAAHHHH
www.andrewbostom.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/alien_chestburster.jpg

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

is this that cool things that kids do

when they say something that they like is bad or ill?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

Hahahah no, it means I know what it is through the filename, but I can't see which bit it which.

I looked up the source and now I've got it.
Really, now, it's not THAT hard to understand what "I know what it's meant to be" means, and "I can't make it out".

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:56, archived)

Okay then

as long as you know

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:03, archived)

it's a alien

from the film Alien - when John Hurt gets hurt.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

I KNOW WHAT IT'S MEANT TO BE, but I can't make it out.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)

oh, hell yeah! OUTSTANDING!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

thanks all

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Yay for Chest-Bursters!

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)

I didn't think I was going to be able to enter this compo...

... but I have!

In other news, my colleagues are wondering why I took a banana into the toilet... :¬|

original

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

:D do it again this afternoon

but make sure you've hidden an apple in there. Go in with the nana, eat it and hide the peel, come out with the apple. Make sure you scream 'EUREKA!' before you come out.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

are you on drugs?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

Ish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You are an utter fucking loon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Thing is

someone else has to do this, as if I tried I'd giggle too much. I'm shit at pokerfaced japery.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

That is all the narcotics my dear!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Lovely narcotics.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

Like fuck are they.

Just certain ones.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

hahahahah!

alternatively, go in with teh banana, then come out minus the banana, but ith a look of shock on your face.... Sit down but VERY carefully lowering yourself onto the chair, and wince a lot.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Ha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hahahahaha

A cunning plan foiled only by the fact that I have just eaten the banana!

I could just go in with nothing, and come out with the apple I suppose...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

You have to come out looking a bit sweaty and pained if that's the case.

Then hold it up to a co-worker and mutter something about trees....condom....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

^This.

Hell, I might even try that sometime.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

I'd love it if this were the trend I started.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I'll let you know how it goes the next time I have Graphics ;]

Because we're just by the men's loos there, and people often work out in the corridor.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

Yes, audience is key

otherwise you're just someone fucking about with groceries in the toilet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

Exactly.

It's also good that I'm well-liked in college, as people might actually laugh.
As opposed to labelling me "The guy who put a banana up his arse and shat it out again as an apple"

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

Although that'd still be a pretty awesome thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:51, archived)

That's a very good point.

Right, I'm off to lie in bed and watch Ghost Whisperer DVDs.
Bye! :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

For fuck sake

I want to be at home. Although not watching that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:54, archived)

Hahah aww :[

I have mondays off, and series 2 on DVD.
I'm running out episodes, though, so I shall get something else to watch soon.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:57, archived)

DEXTER

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)

Good plan!

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)

tell them you used it for anal stimulation

BANANAS!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Wooo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

my eyes!

(Trull, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, archived)

STOP THIS MINDJIGGERY

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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)

'ning b3ta

Previously
Previouslier

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

yes! nice to see someone doing more of these

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

Jaws isn't looking like such a scary film anymore

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

Looks like George Lucas has got his grubby mits on it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Haha

I like yours lotsly

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

your crocodile one is a great improvement on mine

I coudln't find a decent source croc

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

oh go on then...

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)

'Ning!

Is it small or far away?

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

That's what she said

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

I endorse this joyous wonderment :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

This is great!

Also - I've been lmaoing at this for 2 days now. Pure b3ta if you ask me...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That is fucking win!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

I've been doing some tracing to try and learn how to draw..

click for original

Go easy.. I am learning, and this took me several hours (I just wasn't happy with the hair for ages!)

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

That is very nice!

But I have to say, I don't understand those big glasses people wear :(

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

I think they're supposed to reduce the amount of sunlight passing through the pupils while at the same time reducing the UV levels

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

I belive the term is "kitsch"

which is French for "fashion slave twat"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

very much this

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

I'm just jealous because i'm not in with the in-kids

or down with the downs-kids

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:11, archived)

it's Yiddish

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

It's the electro/house look

'I'm very hip, but I look the same like every tit with huge glasses and a casual t-shirt'-look.

I also hate the stripe glasses: blogsimages.skynet.be/images_v2/002/643/446/20080721/dyn006_original_600_368_pjpeg_2643446_7aa7d7de6289a24aa9c1bb53e6c4f186.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)

*punches fist through venetian blinds*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

it just reminds me of the 80s

electro house my arse

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

*electro houses your arse*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

I love a bit of 808 action

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

*twiddles nob*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

I no, it's total '80

but the 'original hip kids' wear it to be original.

I wear this :

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

if you can remember the 80s

you weren't living it properly

:)

*electric boogaloos*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

I can remember some of it

I was being a baby in the middle, and then a toddler and by the end I was all grazed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

I was born in 83

so don' remember all of it, except Madonna and Micheal Jackson

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

I was born the year after you

OMG IT AM MY BIRTHDAY SOON.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

OMG IT WERE MY BIRTHDAY A FEW WEEKS AGO

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

OMG

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

it's not my birthday for another 6 months or so...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

That sucks

you can share mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

you're a sweety

but I wouldn't want to take half of your cake away from you... although I could just bring along another cake...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Do this!

I/we shall be 24.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

does this mean I turn 24 again

or that I have to turn 30 earlier... or do we both turn 27?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

I'd hope to be 24, 25 and 26 before I hit 27.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

why not try them in a slightly different order

just to upset people... this year I'm going to turn 90, that was I'll definitely see my 90th birthday and I probably won't be wearing a nappy.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)

Alright

I'm going to be 108.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

you're looking good for 108...

... how about I chase you around the pavilion for old time's sake... in wheelchairs!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

You old flirt

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

I can't help it

they keep giving me the pills... the nurses are after mi seed!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)

it's mine in 3 weeks

this thread is making me really excited

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Happy birthday for then.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

hippy bathday

for then... are you getting a 12 speed racer?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

12 SPEEDS!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

Not even Kylie and Jason

and all the Stock, Aitken and Waterman classics?

I was born in '82 and they're all burned into my psyche

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:25, archived)

what about Blossom

and My Three Dads and Saved By The Bell and ... Cheers :S

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

One word. Well, name.

Clarissa.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

Merv Hughs an Alan Border retired. Shane Warne's ball of the century.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

Who the hell are the first two?

Also: cricket can fuck off.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

aussie cricketers, these are things i remember from my childhood

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

you can't get away without ever seeing a photo of Merv Hughes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)

Oh let me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

nope

www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/20/mervehughes_narrowweb__300x361,0.jpg

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Alright, you win

that's magnificent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

isn't it?

One day I'm going to look like that! But not in cricket uniform.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

do it with a victorian gentleman's outfit

and I will come and dress up with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)

it's a fucking deal!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)

Merv decorates for chrissy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)

this is wonderful

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:45, archived)

Gatting thought it was an apple

that's why he was mesmerised

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

"explains it all" really

/raised by TV blog.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

I was going with the main one.

You got what I meant, so obviously it worked.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

I'm afraid that the wiki peado says

91-94

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

I 'm just going with childhood stuff now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

can't get her out of your head?

my earliest memories of the world around me were the Berlin wall and the Rawanda thing

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

I can only remember 1981 and 1987

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)

Shuddering Fuck!

There is less metal on R2D2 than in her mouth!

Kanye West has a lot to answer for!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

is he a dentist?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

No, he's a small drum-shaped droid in the Star Wars movies

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

She's the sister of 'Jaws'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

aren't those medical glasses

for people who have spazzy eyes or something...?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)

It covers up the wide eyes

but since everyone who uses drugs wears them, you can easily spot a druggy 15 year old .

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

It's "I'm individual because I look like everyone else who's individual"

Also called "I am a twat".
That, and what Dixon said.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

Oh well,

at least it isn't an emo trying to call themselves "scene". ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

Hahah don't tell that to me, I'm not an emo calling myself scene.

I was just typing what the emo told me to while he was sitting next to me.

To be honest, I don't like him very much - he's a prick toward his girlfriend. And he's just generally selfish, too.

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)

Whatever hippy! ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)

hair looks good

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:04, archived)

Liking the drawing

but give the poor girl some sunblock!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

she was too busy holding the camera for applying sunblock

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

She needs a new camera if the shutter speed on hers is so slow she gets sunburn while waiting for it!

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

~~sunbl~~ c

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)

Are you offering?

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)

If she wants some, why not?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

That's very charitable of you

*nominates for Knighthood*

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

ha ha ha

"... for services to knobling lasses what really looked like this needed it, I dub thee Sir Dixon of Monmouthshire. God bless you and all who sail in you..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

Hehehe

It's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)

oh fuck off. everyone is too bloody choosy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

you'll find true love one day

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

very nice!

it almost looks hairbrushed.

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enceladus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

Ver' nice...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Barry!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

yEP. THAT'S ME ALRIGHT.

Edit - pish. Caps lock left on.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK BARRY!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

oooh, Nice! Very 80s somehow :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Well done, it looks great.

Needs more lighting/shading around certain areas (arm/face).

Also, the eyebrow stands out a little too much.

Good luck.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:10, archived)

I've just noticed the eyebrow now.

It did fit in quite well, but since I've redone the hair (about 5 times) it doesn't match/blend anymore :)

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)

I like that

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

Hair looks great!

I think the neck needs work though.

Woo!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

oh fuck yeah. sexy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

great

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)

..................nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:27, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)

wonderful

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)

You've got loads!

Got any Fat Bob?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

who?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)

Never mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)

ooh him from *pays royalties* The Mighty *chaching* Boosh

No sorry..not a big fan of them

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, archived)

No, not them

it's an old fast show character. Also John Thompson.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)

hmmm I'll see what I can find then :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:49, archived)

No!

John Thompson was 'Fat Bob' in Paul/Pauline Calf.
:)

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)

One of you will betray me...

click for bigger

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

fan bloody tastic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Ooh noice

But I cannot help wondering why Darth isn't sitting in the middle

edit: Just spotted the Emperor. Carry on.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

because darth isn't ze boss.

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Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

his arse is too fat

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

haha

"Does my arse look big in these fake legs"

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:59, archived)

There is some good still in him

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

very nice indeed

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

fucking clickity click click CLICK!

that is so awesome, I am welling up with tears!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

Ooo, your Hoth trooper is nice and white

keep him out of direct sunlight

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

indeed,

my hoth monster is now distinctly yellow

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 7:49, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

Crikey - that's a bit good

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

Eh Up Slapper!

How do?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Fat

gay
lion
but enough about me
let's talk about you
what do you think of me?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

I think you are a big lump of Welsh loveliness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

That

is the correct answer

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)

Oh God that's good.

It has also reminded me that I threw all my figures away when I was 14!!!

cuntfucktwatwank!!!
/not bitter MUCH

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

hahaha

nicely done

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

"your faith in your friends is your weakness"

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

needs more lisping

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

haha bitch fight dialogue

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Didn't Embrace sing that?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

YES!

Is Vader actually sitting in the Judas position?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:00, archived)

is that like the Lotus Position?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:02, archived)

Yes

with slightly more flexion in the lumbar region.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

pffft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

I love this.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:03, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

fp this now

*clicks*

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:05, archived)

very

very nice indeed!
:)

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enceladus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:06, archived)

haha

superb, and I'm jealous you still have your figures. my mother jumble saled them when I was 10. thanks mum.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Very nice indeed!

*clock*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

Brill

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

this is fucking marvelous

*dies happy*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)

Superb!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)

Effin great!

Very well done matey!

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..wil, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)

Nice

Very Adam and Joe... which to me is a bonus

(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)

I like this

very much.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:14, archived)

Hahaha

Excellent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:19, archived)

fuckin' A

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parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)

Anyone else notice?

filename for explanation

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Probably.

Haven't seen it though.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

For some inexplicable reason, this hurts my eyes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

*hands sunglasses*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

you are no Tonto

your a fat gay lion ;)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

OI!

Less of the fat thank you very much!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

Yes you are hehe

'ning sir

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Loon!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

You sure got a perty mouth

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

LOL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Speaking of Tonto...

Did you hear Johnny Depp is to play Tonto in Benecio Del Toro's upcoming "Lone Ranger" movie? I am torn - Del Toro's work is fantastic, but the Lone Ranger? I dunno...
/sorry for the TJ

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:07, archived)

Ooooh!

That sounds like an interesting one....

And do you mean Guillermo?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)

I've always wondered why this happens

I think the mind must think that it is looking at a bright light and acts accordingly.
'ningle fella.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

'True, since it doesn't happen when looking at a white page on the screen

'nings!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

nice badge

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

first badge I've ever made :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

WHY GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

*Helen Kellers all over the place*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

???????

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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

whut?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

he likes making people squint their eyes

so he can shout "slanty eyed bastards" at them

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

hahahaha

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

So are you saying that the little boy

wasn't really Chinese?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)

exactly

he was a mexican who just squinted for the whole movie

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Damn Mexicans!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Lens flare is the only way to hide his neck these days

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

Everybody loves teh lensflare...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

^ this!

except Vampires!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

I dunno...

They probably don't like direct exposure, but shirley they can appreciate the general aesthetic of the thing?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hmmmm....

I shall have to test that one!
:)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)

I was being distracted by all the huge amounts of SHIT MOVIE that were going on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

It wasn't that bad....

/tries to convince self
Edit: I saw Boosh a coupla weeks ago!!
It was brill!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Is it 3rd series joke heavy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

No!

I was expecting to see "tv stuff done live", but was pleasently surprised.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

Oh thank fuck

you've made an old woman very happy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

£12 for a programme!!

But you do get Boosh crayons, Boosh tattoos and Boosh stickers.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

This is also partly the reason I don't want to go

They are money whores and it annoys me greatly.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

This as well is part of my argument below.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

I got annoyed at their website that was charging people a fee to get to a "special" area of the website

And quite a high one at that.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Yeah, that fucked me off too.

Like they haven't got enough money to be getting on with. FFS.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

They are amusing though. :D

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Less so now.

Like the whole Zappalet thing. She might be his daughter, but she can't act for shit. Why the fuck is she there?

It may as well just be called 'Noel 'I'll snog a 16 year old so long as it's a Geldof' Fielding and his Celebrity Chums, also featuring this chap from Leeds and that guy from the Stereophonics/Mike Fielding'.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

Haven't they been like that since they got the TV series though?

Julian Barrett I love, but I would happily see Noel Fielding fall over and graze his knee really badly!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

Yes, the "bring me mates in forra laugh" is all fine and good

If you are not charging extortionate prices to allow people to see them.

I think the advantage I have is that I get to see the DVDs and am mostly shielded from the chat show/guest stars muggery that passes for entertainment on UK TV.

edit: And Naboo's/Michael Fielding's shit acting was endearing for a while but now he seems to be acting badly on purpose..

editedit: But I can't get enough of Bob Fossil.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

He's good in the show .

Don't sell yer tickets....unless you can't make it, due to living in Germany, of course.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, archived)

I can't make it due to not having money for the flight and hotel

Not due to living in Germany

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, archived)

Took stepdaughter.

She wanted one.When I asked how much, I nearly dropped through the floor!!
But it's not ust a pamphlet.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

What is it then?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

M&S Pamphlet in red wine and caper sauce.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

gah!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

I don't need any of those things.

I'm not sure if I'll get any merch. If we'd gone to the gig last year when we bought the tickets, then yeah, but I'm not sure how much I like Boosh any more, really. They seem to be listening to all their own hype and getting rather remarkably self satisfied. However I'm probably just being fickle again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

^ this with golden trumpets on

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

Boosh Braces £4.

The only thing which was worth it.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

Braces is quite a good merch item.

I want Fathoms wallets, when we do ours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

Can you please make them so that money and credit cards actually fit in them

and the wallet actually fits into pockets too?
Ta.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Will do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

given the drummer's a tree surgeon

we're going to sell chainsaws with Wayland The Smith on the blade

myspace.com/waylandthesmith

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)

Aw, it was alright...

...right up until the last four minutes.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

Meh, I thought it was big pissy poo pants.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

This should be in quote marks on the back of the DVD.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:01, archived)

^this this this

nuclear resistant fridges? that was bad enough, but SWINGING THROUGH THE FECKING TREES WITH AN ARMY OF MONKEYS?!?!?!?!?!

I hate George Lucas.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

He does need a sit down in a locked room with 30 geeks and a taser.

It's the hair. The bigger it gets, the sillier he gets.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

How about one geek and thirty tasers?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

Too much chance of the balance falling in favour of Lucas.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Ok, 30 geeks with 30 tasers

And that's my final offer

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Done. Sold to the woman in the silly moustache and feathery shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

*checks webcam's switched off*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Nice NKOTB t shirt.

I'd put some knickers on though.

:D

I should stop whilst I'm ahead. And unpunched.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

I was sure that was off

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

whatever button it is that you're pressing

it's not the one you think it is. So far you're just going blue red blue red blue red blue red.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

office lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

Damnation!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:57, archived)

*Kills* (Lucas)

AICMFP

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

I STILL havnt seen this

and the more I hear, the more I don't want to tarnish the brilliant trilogy.

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Victor Meldrew, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

Do not watch it.

farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2600485958_b5a6275dc2.jpg?v=0

Click that (SFW). It's the only good bit of the film. Now you've seen it, you don't need to see anything else.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

She was loving that accent!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

honestly, I'd say you are better off not watching it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

^THIS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

^this HARD^

never before have i been so disgusted and moved to leave a film before the end!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

I watched the third one at the weekend

as I'd not seen it before (yes I know but none of you can bitch at me until you've seen la haine and dimensions of dialogue) and loved it. HOORAY for Mr Rhys Davies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

He's so cuddly :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

and balls at accents.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Meh, who cares?

He's a little like Michael Flanders

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

I do

I adore it when people are shit at accents- exception to the rule being that The Riches program with Eddie Izzard. NO. BAD Eddie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

Eddie really shouldn't act

I love him dearly, but he should stop

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

:D yes, bless him.

Right, ciggie time. Back in a minute.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, archived)

the third one is a brilliant ending to a great series of films.

THERE IS NO FOURTH INDIANA JONES FLIM.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Innit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Don't worry Cap'n.

You know that I am the worst for having not seen "classic" films ;)

Not seen any of them :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

I've not seen the sound of music, but I don't see the point, really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

arf!!!

mind if i slip another one of these in here

ties in with toast's post way down there, but i was still fiddling when he posted

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

"fiddling?"

I bet you were! PHWOAAR!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, archived)

I know what I would like to slip into that.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

anal pear?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:47, archived)

Just a coffee and a croissant thanks

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:51, archived)

The Shotgun?

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

i appear to have developed an unhealthy habit

www.b3ta.com/board/8848603 www.b3ta.com/board/8848798

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:49, archived)

These are fantastic

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

cheers

there will undoubtedly be more, i'm at that funny age.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)

I love the originals too,

never seen them before.

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:58, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)

Seeing as it's slow.....

'ning all!

Animash repost thread?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

why not...

;D
EDIT: i forgot to say i quite like it

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

I did mine the other night

spent ages on getting it right and it still looks shite!
:s

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

these things happen

they also happen a lot of the time for me as well...

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

I think it looks great

After spending hours on something, it's usually best to look at it with fresh eyes ;)

My Morecambe & Wise Faceswap was probably one of the easiest and quickest 'shops I've done and I'm very happy with it. The 'shops that have taken in excess of an hour I have binned as being shite (probably fairly) :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

Aint thast the truth!

;)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

I love this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

mm kay but OMG 20 MINUTES WITHOUT A NEW THREAD

This is Gerald. I call him Gerald.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

HAI Gerald

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

O hai Gerald

I has no animashes :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Hello Gerald!

I like Gerald!

Mine's not a repost..... it's just shite.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Oooh that's splendid!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

This is a bit fantastic!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahahahahha, that is just plain odd.

David Attenborough must be turning in his grave. Assuming he sleeps in a grave....

(where the hell does that gag originally come from - remember it being about george lucas)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

Years ago, in the 1500s

it was considered that if you'd done something that would offend your father and they were dead so couldn't punish you, your punishment was to dig their grave and turn their body with your bare hands. It was seen as the only way to atone for those things your father would have never stood for in life.

this is a load of shite, I have no idea

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

well it sounds good enough for wikipedia :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

As long as I don't need to be correct in any way

I'd really love to work in a museum doing tours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

just turn up one day looking smart and carrying a clipboard...

"... and here we have the mummified remains of King Tooty Hoots Lamasery Rambles the 3rd of Egypt and Kent. Please notice the security cordon around the sarcophagus, this is because he's not quite dead yet... moving on..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Exactly this.

Fuck it, I might start doing it anyway. They can't STOP me taking people round museums and lying to them, can they?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

as long as you dont in any way

pretend that you're officially affiliated with the Museum there's probably bot all they can do.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

What a brilliant plan this is.

Surely nothing can go wrong.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

"And this huge blue thing is a giant fossilized fish found at the bottom of Loch Ness in the late 1800s. It was at first believed to be the original loch ness monster"

- Cap' Wow on the subject of the Blue Whale, Natural History Mueseum, October 2008

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

The Martian KnobblerBobbler (alligator)

Lesser Spotted Chinese Kree Person (guinea pig)
NASA Created Septidecimal Hunungulator (Welsh springer spaniel)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

hahahahahhahah, you should just turn up at a museum and give free tours for the hell of it :D

still, what you have in that post is no sillier than the crap I have heard some parents telling their kids walking around the walter rothschild museum up in tring....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)

literally 5 minutes walk from where I am currently.

Those names are good, I must remember them. I'm going to likey click my own post, for remembrance.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)

Way way back in the 1980s

secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Now the clones are sexy teens now, they're going to make it if they try. Loving, learning, fighting, joshing, time to laugh and shiver and cry....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

*hums some sort of exciting 1991esque theme tune*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

it's Canadian

taste that sweet sweet bacon

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)

Is that from Dave's web of lies?

www.davesweboflies.com/

(Grim Repairer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)

I've never heard of that site, so no.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Van Halen OwlBear!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

good ningles

(s)he's lubbley

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

Why the hell not?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

that looks pretty Punk to me.

ningles Trelly...

it's windy here in an atmospheric way!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

It's windy here in just a plain crappy freezing cold way

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

perhaps I'm

instilling it with atmospheric properties it doesn't have...

It just sounds good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Does it have underlying cries of 'Heeeeeeeeeeeeeathcliff'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)

COCKTIT

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

noice

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

HORSECOCK

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

*rides to Banbury Cross*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Where can I become a strange hybrid thing?

It would be fun.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

send me a picture

and what you want to be.

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)

Hahaha 3 people have voted for my piece of shit...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha, mine too!

I would never have had that down as yours!!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)

I ripped off parts of one of my other images...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

Bowlie ftw!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

and that's the owl I used!!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

loch ness squirrel

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dunk3d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)

this will revolutionise the internet and banking and everything.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

hahahahaha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

Human Descent?

Is that you? ;D

Did anyone see that bear on Stephen Fry last night?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)

HAhaha

No I didn't watch anything last night!
What happened?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)

Stephen Fry was driving down the road,

and then stopped his car.

When he got out there was a big black bear up a tree biting through a big branch to get at the berries on the end of it :D

It was awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)

I wish we had more bears

I suppose we'd have to carry guns and stuff thuogh.
What side is the Fry on of which you speak?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)

It's on BBC One. It is his tour of the 50states of America.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:54, archived)

*i-players*

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)

have an elefinch :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)

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XLVII .uk, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:41, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, archived)

is it an Owler Monkey?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)

looks like a Rabbi

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)

hoi hoi uri

im gonna fly to the lake and fetch some water hooooo

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

what???

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, archived)

woof

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

Olympics for sale

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

*leans forward and does Boris' jacket up whilst cleaning his nose with a wet hanky*

look at the state of you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

what a great representative for the nation he is.

shame he didn't stagger up for that flag with a can of special brew.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

it'd be half a decanter of port

and an 'I went to Eton and all I got was this lousy cravat' cravat tied round his messy head.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

God, no

you never do up a single-breasted jacked except at a funeral.

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

Well I do

and I'm the fucking Duchess of Kent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)

then shurley you should be composed mostly of

Dunhill's, Pims and tweed...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)

*breaks off arm to reveal she is 100% Duchy Organic Oat Biscuit*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

*adds cheese*

mmmmmthishishvurryummy!

*crumbs*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

You'll never be a proper aunty unless you spit

on that tissue . . .
tee hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

Didn't say how it got wet, did I?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

*imagines*

C]:0D

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

free golf?

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

pfft!

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

haha

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

arf!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)

You couldn't pay me to take it off your hands

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

i'll give you a tenner boris

but i want complete supervision of the ladies beach volleyball uniforms

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

i'll give you a tenner boris
but i want complete supervision of the ladies ~~beach volleyball uniforms~~ under parts

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Sir T. Skellington, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

I need more sleep

when I read that first time I read "you couldn't pay me to make it out of hats..."

*fuzzles*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

THAT'S what the 2012 Olympics is missing

hats.

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Joliet, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

I need a new hat - my Trillby blew off my head over the weekend and it went upwards

instead of forward and it never came back

:''(

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

I bet Boris uses that as his duvet cover now

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

hahahahah! that's ace :D - i'll be very surprised if we have the cash for 2012.

sorry for the TJ but Bobs (and anyone else who's interested) the forensic gardening badge is ready:

img src="https://s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/54563/1685580565/forensicgardening.gif"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)

can I have it?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

are you qualified?

if so, then yes. :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)

I know I am

Forensically qualified!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

then you may have a badge!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

AWESOME!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)

I am almost overqualified

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)

you were always his favorite

despite your ineptitude...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)

wipes off poo stained nose

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

What's a forensic gardener?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)

nothing,

wha' samadda wit' yoooo?

(google is your friend... in most instances other than this. In this case, Google is Steve's bitch)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)

The matter with me is,I want to know what a forensic gardener is.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)

it's not the sort of knowledge someone can gain

you just have to have it from the outset.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)

I think BBB has just taken the topspot for real now :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)

May God have mercy on us all!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)

someone who practices forensic gardening, obviously :D

- in actual fact it was based a random comment I made, and I suppose indicates someone who knows a great deal about a completely pointless subject.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)

Ahh, I see.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)

What is it with forensic gardening?

Trellis was on here t'other day saying her google had been hijacked and she couldn't look up forensic gardening...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:16, archived)

It's all about planting your spring bulbs in a cadaver

and watching them bloom.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, archived)

Sarah Palin campaign video :D

Click for YouTube

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)

Post Turtle!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Pre terrapin

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

Sarah Palin is a Post Turtle

If you're driving down a country road and you see a fence post with a turtle sat on top of it

you know she didn't get there by herself
you know someone had to have put her there
now she's up there, she doesn't know what the hell to do
and you wonder what idiot did put her up there

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

have you been forgetting to take your medicine again Bobs?

*edit - right I'm off, back later, when this story news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7678796.stm will no doubt be all over B3ta with a dozen pics of Gary Glitter in a scout masters uniform - byeeeee

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

now you mention it....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)

Raydjo Too!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

this...

*mourns prospect of a whole week without Wogan*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18, archived)

Johnny Wanker gives me the gnashes of anger

Grr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:19, archived)

I like Johnny Walker

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)

ok . . .

you're wrong but ok C];0)
He just really irritates me . . . *shrugs*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

I don't listen to him often but I like his warmth

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:28, archived)

Dale Winton played the Sisters of Mercy on Radio 2 the other day

it was then I realised I truly am old

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)

Oh god I too heard that...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

tsk

they only taught me to iron and tie knots

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new_matt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

I wish I could click

well, I could, but it wouldn't do any good.

I shall settle for a liking this click, as liking this I do please thank you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:10, archived)

I shall provide the revision notes:

It's an anti Palin video with her as Elmer Fudd hunting wabbits, but the wabbits turn out to be caged pets - because she's killed everything else

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

poor fluffy

woo vid sir!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

That sounds like the best form of sticky, sweet michael removal.

Top dollar.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)

Hahahaha!

I love her unladylike straddle:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:11, archived)

it's carefully rotoscoped from the real thing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

That and she's a rancid whore:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)

take that back!

she's my second favourite (alleged) murdering MILF after Kate McCann

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new_matt, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

Brilliant as usual

And thus completes my nights lurking. G'night b3ta

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Rails [*·:·], Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

nighty

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

hahahahaha! What's scary, is it's most likely very true....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

TOP RESULT

WOOYAY me!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)

that top result makes no sense, as it has both our sigs and usernames in it....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

hahah

we have confused Google

call it a draw?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

yeah, go on then :D

- dammit, I forgot I was gonna make a badge for it over the weekend.....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

noooooooo!!!

do it now!

Hello Dave*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:40, archived)

Superb

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:13, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)

I was just about to watch this but I just realised I desperately need a wee.

brb lol

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)

One of those pesky blighters is responsible for me being

totally, utterly, and annoyingly awake at 6:40am.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)

do women have some kind of subconscious anti-wee mechanism like blokes do?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)

We don't wet outselves, if that's what you mean.

I'm not sure. Leg clamping?

I just tried to get back into my superwickedcool zombie dream.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

ok, now you've got me all curious, what was the "superwickedcool zombie dream"?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

Fighting off zombies

whilst being in some strange office block.

I am quite the Palin in my dreams, I just don't hunt moose.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)

hahah, how cool :D

I had a strange dream about being a part of some SAS liberation of hostages or something... I can't quite remember.

It may well have been down to watching Ultimate Force on sunday...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

I watched tropic thunder last night

it's... alright. Not overly poor. About the best thing in it is this Vietnamese toddler's face, but the other stuff's ok too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)

I found it very hit and miss, but Cruise's dance was brillaint!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)

What's that?

The wee hard-on kind of helps, but when it comes to actually having the wee, it's somewhat of a hinderance

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)

I never have any problems getting back to sleep

After speaking to a few people who do, I have concluded that i am lucky indeed

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

Oh no, I didn't want to get out of the warm bed into the cold room

so I was just awake and desperate, but still in bed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)

ooh no, that doesn't sound nice at all :(

I used to live in a horrible cold flat under renovation and I hated getting out of bed to wee (cold flat, floor covered in rubble and dirt), so I just learned to secretly wee into a bottle.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)

if I could do that with a duvet and blankie on

whilst lying down, I'd be so proud of myself it'd have been the first thing I posted.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)

You need to buy one of those hospital wee things

A bottle, not a catheter. I think a catheter is somewhat over-reaching...although buying a special wee bottle is probably also a bit OTT. :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)

I have some catheters somewhere

that's what happens when your friend who has spina bifida decides to give you impromptu presents, especially when they think you'd appreciate it.

I did, but I haven't used any. The idea of urethral penetration (or at least that where it'd be me receiving) makes me feel a bit odd.

Hooray for too much information.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

hmm

Doesn't float my splendid boat either.. :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)

*sneezums*

How geht it, anyway?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)

Not too bad ta

Was in Hamburg at the weekend visiting friends - grand time had by all

We ended the night in a cafe eating chips and watching really tacky 80's music videos

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)

That sounds gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)

Twas

We stayed in a cheap hotel (Hotel Cafe Keese) right on the Reeperbahn (so bloody loud) - but with earplugs it was great.

How's you?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)

I stayed there

hotel star something, I think.

I am cold, but excessively well groomed as I don't have time to do make-up tonight before running off to London.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)

Ooh lovely

Wrap up well me lovely and drink lots of tea.

Wave hello to the boosh for me - I can't make my trip now so I have 2 tickets for Nottingham sitting here looking at me :(

Will be ebaying them later I reckon.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

I was wondering

what is the reason for such antimerriment?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)

Can't afford the flight and related hotel costs :(

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)

shitbags.

Sorry petal. They'll probably be pish now they're believing all their own hype.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)

If you go believing they will be pish, you will have a truly fabulous evening :) x

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)

haha, I think i must download this movie thing :)

Very good

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)

oh my goodness me...

that is superb!

*watches again*

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enceladus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)

love it

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)

Dear mr GTSQ

I'm not sure if you'll like it or not, but it's worth a shot. I have been listening to a right brill band called Flobots recently, and I think it'd be top if you gave them a listen. Best song to start with (in my humble) is Handlebars. I think that's the name, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)

yes.

yes it is. and it's lovely.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)

I think he's gone :-(

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)

It just wasn't working out.....

Meh its early and I'm bored

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)

This is the second picture where the urinal is actually pissing into gumby.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)

Pedantry turns me on :)

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:56, archived)

It must be...

...Soviet Russia.

(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)

hahah, that's quite mad, and some top drawage, sir!

'ningles you all, this rather dull monday morn'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)

ningles

it's a bit cold

and I'm tired

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)

'ningles.

Got sod all sleep and have shite loads to do but I have coffee at least.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)

Hahaha lully

'ningles all. Woo i got a letter published in TNT magazine:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)

OH SHIT THEY'RE MAKING MONEY FROM YOU WHAT CUNTS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:33, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:48, archived)

Monster Month - 20th October - Sitting for a portrait

(PagettyPol something something something, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)

Awesomeness clicky d'click

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)

He looks very happy to oblige!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:29, archived)

he looks very happy.... I'm not sure why, but this really disturbs me....

top stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:35, archived)

SPOILER!!!

I've just seen Eagle Eye, and I just can't dismiss; I think Aria is a HUGE omage to GladOs.

I've got to go play portal again now.

(OutlawV, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)

Fail.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)

THE FAQ SAYS THAT THREADS WITH NO IMAGES ARE ALLOWED ON /BOARD

THIS WOULD BE LEGIT IF IT WASN'T SHIT

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)

well said

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)

I'm so happy I could cry right now

You really said that very well indeed.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:25, archived)

well spit-shine his loafers, why don't you

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)

Maybe I should, to set an example to others

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:40, archived)

That it does

But generally it's more acceptable if you've actually contributed something to the board in the first place.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)

Silly riverghost, what Alfa said was a JOKE.

;]

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ClanSoul, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)

That's just a bunch of letters!

What do we have to do?
Transform them into a coherent sentence?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)

All the right notes, not played in order.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:16, archived)

...

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)

I think the original post might have been worth it

because it means I get to see a FAILtubby :D

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)

well, that's a really nice fail of a post ya got there!

btw, it's GLaDOS
/early_morning_boardnazi_blog

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:18, archived)

SPOILER!!!

I've just seen you post, and I just can't dismiss; I thing that iy is a HUGE omage to FaIL.

BTW its "homage"

/got woken up bu the police and is in a bad mood blog

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Aenesis, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:34, archived)

what?

and more importantly why do you think we care?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:09, archived)

great

i dont have to see that film now

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:20, archived)

well thankyou for sharing that thought

I have no idea what it means though.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:49, archived)

Thank you.

I saw Get Smart last night. It is shit, but at the same time awesome!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)

faster!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)

he's right, it should be faster.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)

^ I third this motion.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:41, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:33, archived)

hahahahaha

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)

Fernert==

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)

In my defense

it's not very good.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)

pockey?

like, pockey-mon ball?

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)

Pokey has some Pocky. I am pointing to his Pocky.

If you don't know what Pocky is I believe you are wasting your time on this earth.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)

oh i know what pocky is

delicious, delicious pocky

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)

NNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDSSSSS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)

yes it is.

it is very good.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)

Thank you for the encouragement.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:55, archived)

aaaaaaawwwwwwwesome.

i especially like the urinal.

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)

Some coloured blobs go here

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)

ooo

kewl

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weaver., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)

i don't get it.

what is the concept here?

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d d, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:01, archived)

See it's like a story,

there's these coloured blobs, they're hanging out, it's all good.
Then, I don't know, there's some mild conflict, maybe some colours that kind of clash or something, but then in the end it's ok.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)

I think I saw it on the Ted Turner channel.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)

who is the primary antagonist?

also, give three examples of dramatic irony. you have 15 minutes for this section.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)

Example one:

Stomping on a doctor's hands until he is unable to heal others while "you can't stop the music" by the village people plays in the background

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)

OH MAN, I GOT TO THE EXAM HALL LATE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)

yay

*likes happy endings* nice art too

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Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)

Uh oh. That comes perilously close to a replacement to my age old desktop.

I really like that.

I'm so boring, I've had this since 1998.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)

LOTS OF ICONS.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

All of them.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:20, archived)

I thought for a minute you'd mirrored my pic :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:21, archived)

I LIKE THIS.

I DON'T KNOW IF I'M TIRED ENOUGH FOR SLEEP.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:18, archived)

I DRANK LOADS OF COFFEE.

LOADS. I'M NOT SLEEPING.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:23, archived)

Dead brilliant.

b3ta goes from strength to strength.

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)

well you're a bit of a twat aren't you?

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slight yoinks!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

This looks like a false colour TEM of E. Coli.

Do you have wallpaper size?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:34, archived)

it was something I messed around with ages ago and just found today. Unfortunately it was already cropped pretty small.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)

Let down.

Have you got a wallpaper with lots of colours like this please?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)

Possibly. Wate.

Edit: not that I can find right now, sorry. Maybe I'll try making one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)

Looks more like a protein surface to me

www.netsci.org/Science/Compchem/Images/Connolly/msi8.gif

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)

is it shumroom season already? :)

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nocturne72, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)

Actually I think it genuinely is, isn't it?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)

.......might be. ; )

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nocturne72, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:02, archived)

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