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# What has she got???????????

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
office-muffled-lols!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# LOL
you cock..I've got that song stuck in my head now !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# tee hee
then my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# She's got Bette Davis' Pies hehehe
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# *Kim Carnes*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Dennis Quid.

Athangyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# pfft
Do Dennis Quadbike next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hehe SPANG SPANG................ SPANG !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Quaaaaaiiiiiidddddd!
/total recall moment
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# MY NAME IS NOT QUAID!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Cat fight! Hissssssss
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:40, archived)
# hahahahhaha... the Big Cat Fight, sponsored by Whiskas™
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Red puss will win
I'll bet 5 euro playmoneys.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# My money is on the ginger one...
.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# the same would go for a Girls Aloud fight
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# I've just realised how sexy that thought make me feel
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# they're not fighting
they're sniffing each others' paws.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# 'does my sleeve smell like chocolate to you?'
my sleeves generally do, and I don't know why. My wrists just exude chocolate smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# you are almost a perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# 'almost'?
:-(

except for my shitty personality and huge bottom, I take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I've never seen your bottom
which is principally the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You don't have a huge bottom
but you do have an ample bottom, and it's one of your many positive points, it's perfect in proportion and sexiness and you damn well know it woman
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Ahhh, you're a love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# *watches this encounter intently*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I'm not that lucky
or that stupid to get into a fight with the Prof. He's way bigger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# you are no longer the perfect woman
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# tough crowd...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# chocolate allergies are fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I've got perfume on, though.
I smell like I usually do. Perfume and lovely fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# oh hush, tease
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Like the 40s, Tom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# i miss the fug of smoke that used to surround me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Now you're all healthy
you can lord it over me while I hack my lungs up.

Speaking of which, ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# can i have your coat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# I like my coat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# so do i
if it smells chocolatey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# This is brill
pussfight RAWR.

I need to TJ though....

I'M CHANGING JOBS!

Those of you that know me know I bloody hate my client, to the point of where they've managed to make me quite ill, mentally and physically. Well, I lost my rag last week and asked my manager to move me or lose me, and she's moving me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# \o/
good for you

there's nothing worse than a shitty work environment

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *hugs* thanks chap
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# always here for hugs and eating meat based products
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Aargh

Have you got something different you'd like to do? Apart from pirating the high seas, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# The job I'm moving to is the same
just no team to look after (YES) and different client (YES).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# YESYES

Good for you. Hope it's much better.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Thanks pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# ooooh, grats, cap!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Cheers lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:56, archived)
# so does that mean you're just changing customers or will the job actually change
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Yes and ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh wow (heh)
Go you!

I'm making lists trying to make a simple decision that is seeming waaay more complex than it first appears.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I fucking LOVE lists.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# "smell my finger"
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)
# pull my toe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# yeah!
amazing
(MrFriend is not your friend, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# Hello!


No animals, just a rocket.

From this weekend and also this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Henry sure does like Ping Pong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# He can't decide which one of your tits to kiss first!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# If I squeeze them together he can do both at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# take the one without hair
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Cock Rocket!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# It is vein to think this will ever fly!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm sure it has enough thrust to reach orbital insertion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# COCKROCKET!

clicky for betterish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That is friggin' epic

Love the bollockboosters separation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# once the nadules are emptied
they fall back to earth to be refilled

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# For fun and profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Dear Mr Meats,
Re: Your cockrocket.

I trust this post finds you well.

I had a warm feeling while I was looking at the abovementioned animation but feel it could be improved by the increasation of the last frame by a couple of seconds to enable me to read, digest and fully appreciate the text.

I hesitate to ask such an impudent request and hope my asking hasn't offended in any way.

Warm regards,

Miss 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Dear Miss 'pot
Re: Your letter about the cockrocket

We here at discomeats international are glad you enjoyed the cockrocket and look forward to you having many further years of limited personal amusement from it.

Whereupon the final frame, containing a shocked tripod miscreant in a state of pertubation makes an exclamation in regard of spaceworthy man-projection in the shadow of the nasa approved motto for the flying cockrocket which appears only momentarily.

Due to the quality of the ersatz latin in use it was considered prudent to demonstrate this scene for the limited amount of time possible to obviate the realisation that discomeats is incapable of using latin due to being common.

Due to this situation, please find enclosed a small chicken.

We hope this is satisfactory.

Yours sincerely,

Discomeat

enc:




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You need a big silo to put that in
get it, 'silo' huhuhuhu?


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# aaaargh
to all!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Huzzah!!


not sure how many of these'll work still...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# FAN
TAS
TIC

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yep, all 1.5 meg of them still work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# 1.5Meg!? shit, i'm glad i'm at work, not that they're loading for me anyway.
must be really crap for people paying for their own internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I've done those last two too :)
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/memes.cdc.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i rememebered, great minds... ;0)
they're all going now, i was just gonna leave em up but i guess those that have to pay for their internet are just gonna have to miss out...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Shirley these cocks are priceless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# you'd imagine, i think i just shit a brick looking through your back-catalogue...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# How come?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# despicable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# YAY PASTY!
Poor Chaos acolyte
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Like a nekkid TO'D?:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# very much like a naked Tit o' Destruction
the most fiendish of yorkshire denziens.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# cheese pasties are gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Heretic!
Only the pasty of Cornwall can be called a pasty.
Everything else is just form of pie.

(Cornish nationalist moment)
Seriously how come you cant get a proper one outside of cornwall??
The only exception is the west cornwall past co.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# i know a cornish bloke
we call him pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You are aware...
that he pee's in your tea every time you do?

Cornish law mate. It's a good thing you didn't call him a pixie otherwise he would be honour bound to cover himself in woad and steal your sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# he's never got close to my tea
although he has served me aussie white many times. he doesn't look like a pixie, but he does look incredibly like timothy claypole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The same applies to
Twat Hats


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i wish to live there
just so i can say i live in twathats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm still disappointed by the lack of response to my idea.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post387186

Does no-one remember TMWRNJ?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm Cornwallish and prefer cheese and onion to steak pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
they are gorgeous, especially when hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# My other half James is from Devon and he has it on the highest authority
that Cornish Pasties were stolen from Devon and Devon tin miners! This often causes a pasty war between James and our friend who lives in Oxford but is from Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ah the old pasty wars...
We may have stolen them but we put in the proper filling
The Devonites just filled them with dog food. Fact.

There was also the "cream tea" conflict of 1864 when we trounce the devon demon
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yes, but the big question is
jam on first or cream on first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Trick question...
It's butter on first.

Then jam (strawberry) and lastly cream on top

If you put the jam on last you get a jammy nose, every true blood cornish man knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# wooooo I likey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# In his bakery at R'lyeh, dead G'inster waits dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha f'gthan!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *worships the pasty*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# <something about warhammer>
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I have tea.
Not a pasty. Tea.

Alright Tombles. Hi Captain. How are you? I'm alright. Good, me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
Who are you and what have you done with our Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Coffee doesn't work any more.
I fall asleep after triple shot americanos, that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Caffiene and sugar have no affect on my alertness at all
I can scoff an entire easter egg and still be asleep ten minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I bought easter eggs for my mates at the weekend
they'd best like them
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hey there petal, i'm alright.
i've made fucking sexy soup for lunch. i made lentil, potato, carrot, courgette and onion soup. its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Phwoar.
Well done on the lack of clothes by the way. Excellent work. If I wasn't such a rampant wuss I'd join you (cue the hordes screaming in anguish).

Not JOIN join.

Anyway, good. Yes. Lunch in April?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that was a tad silly wasn't it?
i'll mourn your wussiness forever.

lunch in april for shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nah, not silly. Ace and brave. You won't, I'm one of those women that look better clothed.
Awesome potatoes. Can we get massive bits of meat please? I'm in a meaty mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# there's another kind of meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# According to ttssattsr...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# WOO to the motherfunking YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ooo mini pastys. bitesize edition
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I wish to employ the small pasty people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yay to pies!


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I wanan join the pasty party.
where is the sign up desk?

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# DEEEEESSSSSSSSK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# phwwwwooooarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Am I the only one thinking
"Patrick Moore!" ?

I must not be as nerdy as the rest of you D:
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay the pasty goblins are here!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I find these pasty people to be most pleasing
but they never bring me a free pasty - why is this as I greatly desire a pasty now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# springtime

has bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Wonderful
springs and floppy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# bouncebouncebouncebounce!
That earns a

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# OH MY GOD, THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care if you're from Iran...
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
#
woo back at you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# I got notified yesterday that The Internet is on its way to my doorstep
www.amazon.co.uk/Crowd-1-3-Box-Limited-Internet/dp/B001L1RA4G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1237214685&sr=8-3
yay me!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# WANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# it was only about £18 pre-order, and instantly sold out on release day (which is today)
maybe the'll restock...

Edith: it's still available in the Ch4 shop and, of course, on ebay
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# play.com still say its in stock
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# And HMV.com
Does this mean we now all have a backup of the Internets in case it breaks?

Ordered mine from Play.com.... I don't think it is blasphemous to mention other shops which don't have rainforests in their names.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# ooooh cry me a river ;P
as long as it's reasonably priced, I'd buy from chernobyl.com
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
#
I think the chernobyl.com version comes with a special "glow in the dark" Internets :p
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# bouncybouncybouncybouncybouncybouncy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Who cares!
This yam woo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# bouncy, bouncy,
ooh, such a good time
bouncy, bouncy,
shoes all in a line
bouncy, bouncy,
everybody somersault
somersault, summertime, everybody sing along
bouncy, bouncy,
ooh, such a good time
bouncy, bouncy,
white socks slipping down
bouncy, bouncy,
stilettos are a no-no
bouncy bouncy, bouncy bouncy,
every time i bounce,
i feel i touch the skyyyyyyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
#


Click for bigger (335 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# i have witnessed people enjoying the junkie lifestyle
i do enjoy drugs, but i just don't have that sort of commitment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Push yourself woman!
Search for the junkie inside yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# meh
i'd endorse apathy, but i can't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# wotsits
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# so i can die and stay pallid, just by smoking?
i wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
*lights up using burning newsletter pages*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Live fast, die young
have a pasty-white corpse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# that is my intent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Too Brown
Also: whut?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I was just thinking to myself,
that I haven't seen enough pictures of dead people today,.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# head over to crazyshit.com then. i'm sure they can sort you out
(note: don't go there, it's incredibly NSFW)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# toast!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# They're like the modern day cigarette cards.
They just make me want to collect them all.
I just need the guy with the huge neck lump and a beard like Jeru.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# i've got 3 of those
swapsies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# this one?
i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/smoking1.jpg
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I resent that, my beard is much better than that.
It's timeless.

Like Jazz music, or Nazi occupation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# your fingers do with time and effort
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Dettol have made a beakthrough with their new product
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# germicidal AND homicidal?
now THAT'S a good product!
*buys eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# can I interest you in twelvety?
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# yes. yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Would you like a complementry kitten with that sir?
Although it does have cancer.
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# if it already has cancer
i can test out my deadly dettol under the guise of being a humanitarian and putting the poor creature out of its misery.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Yes sir, certainly. It may also dissolve the cancer.
Although it will the proceed to dissolve the kitten.
(Peter_G, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# mmmmm, kitten soup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Smashy!
When did you sneak back online?
*gaffertapes to the computer*
No more running off!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# one day only, i'm afraid
i'm using my mate's 'puter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# oooh, kills everything, huh? I could do with some of that.
I want to test it on those feckers who bring bikes onto the train in rush hour
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] heinz

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# At least it's not Comic Sans! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# FONTIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Hurrah!
In other news, last week I found out that my best friend at school's sister was the one who came up with the "Builder's Breakfast" Walker's Crisps flavour, so don't vote for that one *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Heh. My dad also suggested that flavour, but his picture was worse
and so he got a "congratulations, you fail" type poster from Walkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hahahahhahahaah!
although I'd have voted for:

www.dafont.com/that-luvin-feelin.font

Technically NSFW if you dont like a font of little cartoon couples having sexy teims
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Haha
I love these :D
(I helped save b3ta! thyrf as in turf, but not, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:32, archived)
# It is hard work these days staying more surreal
than the real world. Good job!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Excellent
*spells out rude words on dinner plate*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Grats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# well done
for finding a novel take on this infernal compo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# haha wingdings ftw!
(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
*checks Facebook for the "lets fix the alphagetti competition" group*

Git! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Yay! Wingdings Noodle Doodles!
Do they still do noodle doodles?
(I helped save b3ta! faintpraise, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 22:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAAH.
pure unrivaled genius.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Took faaar too long. Twas great fun though:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Thank you one person:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# class!
you made me do a little laugh, just like this: heeheehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# looked better in tattyshop:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# as do many things
including tatties.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# But never look good in Spud U Like.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# eeeeeewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# FOP is POF backwards, and that's the sound of Mr. Fry's bottom when he does a trump.
QIFACT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Hahahaha....
I think he'd make a great action hero

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
He was a scapegoat! It was Nosmo King that did it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahaha...
you loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# hahhaahha, that would be an AWESOME film.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Heh good one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:03, archived)
# Liars
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Cheats
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Wiles
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# as a female, i resent this
she is not interested in gel. she is a be-titted blonde and therefore only interested in sex. trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# harrumph
sex money
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# i'm always skint
but if i was given the choice, i'd pick sex every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Given the choice, I did choose sex.
Now I have neither and post on B3ta instead.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# same here
i miss sex more than cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# I'm ambivalent, both would be nice.
There are better things than sex but they cost a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:18, archived)
# so does really good sex ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# I don't charge that much!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:33, archived)
# you're selling yourself short!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# a prostitute
is like any other woman, they all trade something for sex, and they do it well.
(teh gman will uplaod your c0d3z, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# yes. yes we do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# You know what?
She can have my gel.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# She can have all of mine too.
I can always get more by cheating.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ace
And I agree with the above, she can have some of my gel
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# IT'S L FROM DEATH NOTE!
MY WIP OF L FROM DEATH NOTE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# i'm glad i don't own a baseball cap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Hahahaha
I love that/them :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# these are all so outstandingly brilliant!
*holds onto supply of gel and doesn't let go*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# This confuses and amuses AT THE SAME TIME
*hides in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Yes, it probably is.

Hello peeps. Been away for aaaaaayges on account of being stupid busy. Thought I'd just stick my nose in again and guess what? It's like I never fricking left. I'm still stupid busy so I dare say I'll not be around long...can't afford the distraction at the mo. Nice to keep your hand in though (as the unemployed gynecologist said).

Have a healthy mountain of "nice"s, "woo"s and "excellent"s to distribute among the older posts and you can pretend I was here all along.

(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Oh fuck - he's back!
Oh fuck Woo!

* Is that a real lorry or a toy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
it's real - I've never managed to do one of those fake macro shots
[edit]
and don't worry - I'm not stopping long ;)
[/edit]
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# You owe me a tenner
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# genius!
.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
#
most XL-ent!
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
# *folds*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I'll see your ten, and raise you £100
*bluffs*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Yay for lorries
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Awwww!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Is he delivering one part of a giant rubix cube?
*edit* woo!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:40, archived)
# *folds*
woo!

*cough*than*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Someone should have told their marketting department.

(Yeah, I know its been out a while... doesn't stop it
being a bit weird.)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# i'm going to pea this here, i made over the weekend and i'm very pleased with it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Awesome.
Can I have one, or are they being driven to extinction?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# they're very slowly hunting down the human race
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Oh...
In which case, can you point me in the completely opposite direction then?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Opposite?
Surely the same direction would be better - otherwise you'd be running towards them...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# they're zombies
that's why they move so slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# oh shit.... it all begins to fall into place...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# they have bill oddie under their chelonian mind control
they're eating him a bit at a time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# i can't imagine any better use for him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# mulch, possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Needs more reflecto-porn
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I wondered what happens to flatulent tortoises?
I mean, the gas has to expand somewhere, if there was a blockage...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I like this very much :-)
More than I like shiny lamps.
(Mr._Pickles, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# Last episode this friday!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I haven't seen any of series 4 yet.
*torrents*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i'm still on the last episode of series 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# hahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# web grooming?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Medieval Jewish mysticism...

Click for bigger and 200+ more doofers.

...and David Bowie, together at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Arf
He told us not to blow it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# With his silicone hump and his ten inch stump
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# dressed like a peach he was
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Aliens are the new God
At least, it seems that way, Bowie just got in there first. Bloomin' Aquarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 'cause I can't afford a ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# smash monkey and bowie
together in my head, doing naughty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hello, you're back!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# just for the day, i can't keep away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Better than not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# fucking a!
Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly, mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and they're suddenly theology scholars. May I continue uninterrupted?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I wasn't aware you had been interrupted
unless it was by the tiny angry voices in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# If you post more reflectoporn, you can continue as much as you like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha i can't believe i did that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9273145
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ta hahahaha
*posts to gay friend for fwapping purposes*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I had a go, but I couldn't work out which pixel was cock, so the best I could raise was a semi and a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Please do
I'm imagining the silky tones of Alan Rickman slowly coming in my ear... er... as it were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# There's a starman doing starjumps in the sky
showing us his chocolate starfish or better known as brown eye

I've had 1 coffee too many
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# is it possible to have one coffee too many?
I've never found it to be a problem

*shakes*
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I've only had one coffee!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# One! Bah...
I'm on my second South American countries annual bean output by 10am most mornings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# coffee is almost evil in its deliciousness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Coffee tastes like roasted pubes boiled in piss
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# How do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Who the fuck is that? And why the fuck did you guys hug my head? Why the fuck is that broad not talking?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# literally, really literally best line in he movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *clicks*
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
i love your comics
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Metatron? Isn't he one of the Transformers?
And is Bowie dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Nah, he's just resting
He's tired and shagged out after a long squwak
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I always thought
Metatron sounded like a transformer, which would a very cool sidekick for God to have
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I visualised him as a transformer the whole time I was reading The Amber Spyglass.
...I think I just realised why I like that book so much...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
exactly, a bit like Ultimus Prime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten that Metatron was mentioned in that.
It would make the old myths a lot more exciting if they had more giant robots in them. (Though I think Harryhausen probably got there first.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Silly Metatron.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
bowie lyrics ftw!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# yippee kay yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Himal ay yay muthafucka!
super stuff. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# The
ultimate Woo
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Mwahahaha!


Click for bigger (103 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# nicely done :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Very nice I like
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# That's great!
You might want to tag it though.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Arf

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# the dolly lama?
norty :P

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# That is both disturbing and fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Library lol there
Top Yorkshire punnage
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Hellzapoppin, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# ^ I've had her!

I have also posted 10k and discovered next weeks challenge


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Clicked
And your example is probably a good contender for a win.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Ooo Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahahhahaha! Perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# hahaha
that's fucking ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# The DIY Llama


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Hahahah
how silly :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Nicely done
Turns out I've shopped that cheeky chappy a couple of times
(jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Oh its not Dai Lamber the shepherd
this is woo with added woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# The Dalai has more hair than Bruce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# lunchtiem

i will be having some sort of beany sausage rice goodness made by the brazilian missus. you?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hamtree
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Tastiest of all the trees, or so I hear
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# But how would the veggies react?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# confusion
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# ^this^
*goes off retrain as a genetic scientist to make this a reality*
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# beef sandwich, real beef, real sandwich.
Followed by a cup of tea when I can be arsed to go and get one. Now though, it's ciggy time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# it's ciggy.. .it's ciggy time.
*sings along following the tune of business time by flight of the concords*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I thought you were eating tree there
Very confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Meaty timber
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I am pondering a light lunch of
potatoes, peas, carrots, brocoli, sprouts, beefs, oniony gravy and yorkshire puddings.

what I'm actually likely to have

is a cheese sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# to the pub!
they will supply beefs and veg. beer too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I must supply them money
I have no money

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I had briskett beefs and all that (apart from sprouts) last night
There was enough left over to have tomorrow and all. Cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# power yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# There's a home-made tomato & basil soup in the canteen
so I might have a bit of that with some olive ciabatta.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Sounds nice.
Better than my vegan lunch of nicotine and caffeine.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# but you must eat lunch
otherwise you could die
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Wise advice
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I can't fathom how people dice with death like this
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# I sometimes eat lunch.
Dinner is better though.

Edit: On a food related theme, Romanescue cauliflower/broccili is the best veg, IMHO of course.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Dinners are indeed good
but you should definately consider having something now (and obviously it must be eaten before 2pm)
How about............chips?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Noodles are a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Ah noodles. A fine choice. Any flavourings?
I want some wonton soup now.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Nothing exciting, hot and spicy msg probably.
*waits for nice veg/fruit to grow*

/impoverished biker blog.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# mmmm... leg of tree
I'm eating fresh raspberries. They taste nothing like raspberry icecream, or raspberry yoghurt, or anything else "Raspberry"

they taste sickly and puke-like.

I am very disappointed.

Somebody, for the love of all that is holy, get me a Wispa or a Crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Not sure if its out here
But in NZ you can buy a huge dairy milk with crunchie in the squares :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm....... that sounds about right
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# one for the tastes of nature then?
/nature is full of poo, don't eat anything there
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I'd been eating blueberries recently... Large nice ones.
Then I bought a packet of "organic ones"

I swear, iI'd have rather licked the floor of a London Underground train.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# ditch the rasps
have blueberries instead
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# I have been, but the supermarket was all out of them
blackberries and raspberries this week
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# King pot noodle and crisps motherfucker!
Nomnomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Shreddies
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I think I shall make myself a chicken burger.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Is that a euphamism for wanking with mayonnaise?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Could be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I had last nights chilli on toast..
now I'm building one of these:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvdyNNOCHkk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Wants a beef bush
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Essex mums,
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# HOLD BABY LEG. WHY BABY WRONG WAY UP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# You'd forgive a spherical woman for not knowing which way up people go.
She probably becomes something of a weebl when she falls over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Most people have an arrow pointing upwards. Just so they know.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Them's convicts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I just drew an arrow on my knee aswell :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# *points* AUSTRALIAN OR POSSIBLY ROMFORDIAN
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Good lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# No, Pickle
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# You're right, of course you are
It was the choirs of heavenly voices that confused me.

What do you mean, 'what choirs?'?

No choirs. None at all. I don't want to get in the car.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# But they put you in a soft, squishy room, then give you a little prick which makes the wall-bunnies come out and play.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I've had enough little pricks in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Awwww
*slinks off*


(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Not yet, I'm OK really, I don't see the shadows anymore.
Can I go home now.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# My dad used to dangle me by my ankles all the time
he actually paid attention when he did it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# i've seen them in basildon doing that
although the women have less clothes normally - especially with the sun out like it has been this weekend
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I think we should all be thankful that she doesn't have less clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# You're not wrong!!
Looks out onto park across road in Basildon.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Ewwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I'm a dad.....
I live in Essex...

I dangle my kids by their ankles.....

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
#
*calls childline*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# *drops kids and looks innocent*
Oops...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# She finks baby is bag
And bag is baby
She got 20 Lambert in babies shit pants!
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Is this real? Goddamnnit....
poor babby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# but that IS how you're supposed to hold babies.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# art'noons lovelies!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)
# *sigh* well at least it's all spelt right.
How's it going, Scarry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Working my socks off at the moment
knackered...

how's you sweetie?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# They make Little and Large look like
a really clever double act! Like Cannon and Ball or someone!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# "Rock on, Tommy!"
Comedy genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahahaha *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# maybe
I am still going to watch the new film though
Edit: I NEED HELP!

I have been sent a protected PDF File. Does anyone know how a tricksy way so as I can open it in Illustrator??
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Is that due to the fact that it is
called Lesbian Vampire Killers, and any film with one of those in the title is a must see?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *stuffs stained grey raincoat back into cupboard*
what??? nooo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
Noon Chutters! How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Very good
all full of the joys of spring
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
#
I use Portable PDF PAssword Remover 3.0 to get rid of passwords on PDFs.



(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Ah cheers
I shall give it a whirl
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# If you want to seperate the pages (especially if there are images on them)
I would recommend Solid Converter PDF
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# yeah they are graphics files
Done by someone a few years ago who has since gone MIA and left loads of files with password protection on em
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# this is not an upgrade!
nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahahaha
Supersonic Horne!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# *generic comedy with two blokes who worked on a comedy written by someone far more talented*
"Surname & Surname"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# *duly clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# as funny as ..... ... as... I... I can't even be bothered to make up a similie
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Am I the only person who does not know who there two people are?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# see post below

\/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Woo

Woo Wankers
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Hehe
They're not that bad yet surely.....

'lo Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# lo Tan
Did you see the sketch show... it was fucking dreadful.

I laughed at one sketch
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:04, archived)
# only one?
Was it the cdc lesson? That got a snigger from me (Hair:Balls ratio was munted though).

If your only joke is that one of you is fat, you should try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Stoopiduk is the waterboatman., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# They really are quite quite crap
I have no idea what people see in this duo of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# He always looked like a wrong-un


De-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# lol
accommodating mouth parts... :o
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# hahahhaahh, genius stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# yays

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# bwahahahahahaha
i saw that pic and just knew that it'd get b3ta'ed before the day was out...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

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