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Vote for your favourite flavour!

CFB

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

onion bahji

onion bahji
onion bahji
onion bahji
onion bahji

edit: *gets joke*

haha

edit v1.5
why is cajun squirrel white?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

this

absolutely

all of it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Cajun is a bastardization of 'Acadian'

which were French Canadians that moved to southern Louisiana. Therefore true Cajuns are of French descent.

(you may be thinking of Creoles, who are a bit of everyone)

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

red squirrels are endangered

and there for unsuitable for gimicky crisp flavours.
Though actually preferable in taste to the gray.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)

Yeah, but if you find a use for them, such as a flavour of crisps

farmers would start breeding them and protecting them and looking after them and they wouldn't be endangered anymore.

Like pigs.

The best way of ensuring an animal species survival is to start eating it.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

I like the logic

but what would happen is they would breed the humble Red with various greater meat yielding squirrels and effectively erradicate the very thing youo set out to save.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)

Woodward!!

I would!

Also what flavour shuold I try,I have to go to the shop in a bit I may buy some.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I haven't tried any...

Sorry...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

onion bahji
onion bahji
onion bahji
onion bahji
onion bahji

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

I'll try this then.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

they're all genuinely vile

Cajun Squirrel had the least freakish aftertaste and onion bahji was possibly the most normal, but don't eat them if you want to be close to another person for 6 or 7 hours after

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Fish and chips sounds alright on paper

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)

there's something weird about them

they're not as nice as the old baked fish and chips crisps of our youth

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Ah ...

Nostalgia ain't what it used to be, eh?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

I have to admit I've not tried any of them yet

perhaps I should, just so I can say I got involved, like.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Those did reappear for a while in the nineties,

But without the levels of salt that would get you a call from Social Services nowadays if you gave them to a child, they didn't have that special kick.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)

Ha!

I see what you did there!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

*applauds*

Very good, sir....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Impressive

The flavour is strong in this one.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

Ha ha ha!

*shakes own flavour*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh, you've got it all over the carpet now...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Luckily it was Shake and Vac flavour!

Mmmmm! Potpourriflavour!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

*sprinkles on lunch*

*chucks up in wastepaper basket*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

that duck looks rubbery

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

Hahahah

lacist ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

Pffft!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

heheheh!

you know, I've not tried any of them yet...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Barbeque Beef Hula Hoops.

Was that an option?

No? I'll get my coat.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Bristish Nanny

grapes my squildo.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

You should report her to the agency

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

Better than the agency reporting me

to the police...again.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)

Wonderfully British!

Just like this: www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2009/mar/24/penis-drawing-roof-google

may have been posted already but I haven't seen it.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)

Psst!

Bristish!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)

Bristish?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)

Ghandialf

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

It's the crazy frog at 65

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

YAY!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Consider yourself

at home!
Consider yourself, one of the family!

and woo, of course

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

Professor Yaffle?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

*fade out*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

Hahahaha...

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

haha nice

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Ha ha, pecker death!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

"Bookend Action"

I'm sure I've seen that.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

You evil man....

:'(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

haha! Brill

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh yes.

Yes indeed.
*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

I knew that was your work before I'd finished scrolling :D

Does that make me an expert?

Woo!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)

Yup!

It do :D

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

Are there badges?

Or T-Shirts?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)

Ooh...

...I must make one. Desktop looks ace BTW :)

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)

^ this

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Q&D

..uh?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

These guys are the latest ones to fashionably hate, aren't they?

Move over U2!

*hates with prejudice*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

I wouldn't say that...

It's just that their sketch show is dreadful, and no-one seems to rate the film.

Gavin and Stacey is still brilliant though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

I've still not got around to watching that

I dipped my toe into Horne and Corden, didn't really do anything for me. Bland sketches based around very shoddy writing
/humble opinion only

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

Some of their sketch show stuff is OK

I enjoyed the Born Again Christians until the song, and the "I shagged your mum" sketch.

I think they've got potential to be quite good.

I know everyone in tellyland is wetting themselves about them because of Gavin & Stacey, but I still think they're good.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

*subscribes*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Tellyland is wetting themselves

because they are popular with affluent teenagers who will spend money on mobile clips and whatnot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Well quite.

The same reason pop music is, er ... poplier.

I think Nirvana put it well entitling one of their songs "Radio-friendly Unit-Shifter".

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Yeah... sticking it to the man from their big mansion

then he shot himself... lightweight

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)

Exactly.

He could have at least OD'd.

*feels short-changed*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Those are my thoughts too.

Finally caught up with Gavin & Stacey over the last couple of months on BBC3, and loved every minute of it.
It's a shame about their sketch show, as I think they had some real potential. I found James Corden hilarious on 8 Out of 10 Cats and Never Mind the Buzzcocks. The film reviews I've seen are, without exception, damning, so I'll steer clear.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

i've yet to see the film but it does rather seem to be treading on shaun of thhe dead's toes a bit

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

and Dr Terrible's House of Horror

episode 1: Lesbian Vampire Lovers of Lust

Ace series...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

for my birthday next week i think i might treat myself to the purchase of the cryptkeeper boxed set :)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

Hey!

I was hating U2 way before it became fashionable.

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grey matter, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

are they?

are we allowed to find them incredibly unfunny? much like catherine tate.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

absolutely.

I think I would prefer to have a Catheter fitted rather than watch this retard.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

^oh this^

shagging the head of BBC entertainment did her the world of good

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

I LIKE THEM

I don't think they are the best thing since sliced bread, but they are young, they will gain experience, and they make me laugh

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

I wouldn't say hate, I just don't get it meself, I've not seen them doing anything amazing or even clever and yet they're bloody everywhere,

and the skinny one seems to behave like he's royalty and like everyone around him should lick his shit, which aggravates somewhat.

Saw the fat one on Sunday Night Project tho and he was ace, dead funny and totally relaxed, not up hissen at all.

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

* moves over...

Who else was it you wanting to move?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

"The 30-year-old had a small role in the Channel 4 soap more than eight years ago..."

... And then a big fry up, piece of cheesecake and packet of crisps.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

And that kept him going for eight years?!

I think someone's telling porkie pies!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

...

~~telling~~ eating

I've also noticed an unfortunate likeness to the Moyles as well...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

This is sexily true

*fancies Moyles in a gay way*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

*spluffs all over the place*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

HAHAHA!

Oh he looks ACE as the biker guy! ;D

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^ Wouldn't ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

Why is it always negative in your posts?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

* sodding magnets - That's Why!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)

He had to "bulk up" for Fat friends!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

He's overweight? I hadn't noticed. He should do a sketch about it.

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahahahaha....

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

hahaha :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

I feel like all of this Horne and Corden stuff is passing me by

-- I didn't really watch the Vicar of Dibley or whatever it was he wrote... am I missing out on something?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

happy candle day!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

thanks you lovely person

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

happy b3taday, you lovely little sausage roll, you ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

*blushes*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Once upon a time

There was a lovely little sausage called Prof UnderCover and it lived happily ever after.

The End.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

or is it

....?

*rolls credits*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

*awaits sequel, series, boxed set...*

Err, scratch "boxed set" :-\

Happy B3tahday, Prof! I wish you cayke, jam, happiness, and cayke.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

Corden will forever remain a twat for comparing himslef to Eric Morcambe

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Spot on!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

I dunno

At least steve martin was funny once.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

at least Martin and Slattery used to be funny

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

I still maintain that

- despite the complete fuckery of everything he's done post 1995 and the utter inconceivableness of him thinking he's anywhere near as funny as Phil Silvers or Peter Sellers - Steve Martin has done some very funny things...

turns out I'm verbose and superfluous

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

You're right though

and Happy B3taday fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

cheers

how are ya?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

not too bad thanks fella

hope the same can be said for you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

with both vim and vigour...

the sun's shining - no one's tagged me for that Sir Fred thing yet...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)

Appy B3ta day Sir

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)

i do not know this slattery guy

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grey matter, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

I fear despite all his negative publicity and his daring to go goth and get laid anyway,

I still like Brand, he has a very good sardonic wit and humour and does brilliant stand up.

Sorry!

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

yeah

I think I quite like him despite my better judgement.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)

He's just good at what he does!

I think it's another case of guys hating him 'cos he's getting paid & laid way more than they are despite being a 'nancy boy' mesen...

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)

yes :) us nancy boys will inherit the earth

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

I hope so!

And then decree all chavs must wear eye liner, just 'cos they'd look funny ;)

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)

i like him when i see him interviewed and i think i would really enjoy having a drink with him

but if i ever have to watch his standup again i'll fucking off meself

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Very much this.

He was very funny in bedtime stories though!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)

You Forgot Ricky Gervais......

Granted, he's funny at INTERVIEWS, but UN-funny
on stage. (JMHO)

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

I would rather die than go back to appear on Hollyoaks

yep, sure you would

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

It makes you wish Cohen the Barbarian was around, doesn't it?

/Pratchett reference

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)

Hollyoaks, the Lesbian vampire film, Gavin and Stacy, their own show

I'm spotting a theme

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

The Face Of The Moon!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)

Well, I watched Stewart Lees new standup

Which I really like, then I watched these guys right afterwards and they seemed utterly vacuous, banal and trite in comparison.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)

*ahem*

~~seemed~~ ARE

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)

I want your children...

I've seen Stewart Lee advertised ONCE, and it's a shit trailer.

These two are being trailed indiscriminately after every fucking BBC programme on every fucking BBC channel and they also seem to be on every fucking bus.

Where's the fucking justice?

sorry for the language, I've just watched that In The Loop clip on /links

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:01, archived)

I agree with this sentiment

wholeheartedly.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)

NEW MICHAEL JACKSON DATES INCLUDE: Simon 7, Peter 9, and Phillip 11. *for legal reasons I cannot show them in this image*

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

haha fuckinell

oi micky! leave those dogs alone

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

Eeep!

Anyone seen his 'cleft chin' lately? Looked like you could park a bike in the fecker last time I saw him on TV.

*edit* blogs.tampabay.com/80s/images/2009/03/05/jacko.jpg I think it's actually some child's arse he's had surgically applied to his face so he can fondle it when he's feeling lonely...

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

haha that's amazing :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

this

is brint:)

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

hehe I can see that happening to his corpse..

watch this space !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

Now that is inspired!

Tee hee! :D

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

ahem... *edit* cheers guys :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahaha!

*loves*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

ruddy marvelous :D

woooooooooo!!

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Hahaha aceness!

Woo.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Pfffttt! Loon :D

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Hahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

hhahah!!!

you can talk!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

Wibble!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

this is also chocked full of wins

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

teh mindpissage!

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

fire cleanses...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

he escaped from yor b3taday candle!

happi b3taday!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

ha ha ha

thanks... I just hope he doesn't set fire to Texas... again!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

~~cleanses~~ makes sexy tiem

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

*brands using signet ring*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

*applauds loudly*

Lovely stuff!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

hahaha

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

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Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

I am a fan of this image

I have acted upon this fandom by the writing of this missive and the clicking of "I like this"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

one is most honoured by such a generous gesture

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

Oh Hai Fire :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Hahahahaha

Hai fire!

:D

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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Yay!

Little happy fire all happy :D

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)

Hahahahahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

Do not go gentle into that good night, Henry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

I knew you were a fan, really...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

what a shame!

he deaded! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

Hahhahaha! *click!*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

first and last.

this was an answer to JPG. Fuck knows why I've written it here, but it probably means I need to go back to bed and not be sat at work making shit meme posts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

and the wine list, please....

*keels over*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

HE WAS TO YOUNG TO DIE!!!

oh wait...

as you were then.

nicely hypocracied :P

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

hypocracied?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

I'm only joshing

or are you questioning it's existence as a word?

but yeah you speak out constantly against the bandwagonning but then you join in.. albeit to make a point but still join in.

:P:P

I still like you and it.

but I also like being a cunt that little bit more :D

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yes, I hate bandwagons.

But like the hummusless cunts who constantly post them just for the sake of posting something, I'm also a hummusless cunt today, posting just for the sake of it. :D

I just thought about what Henry, the real man, must feel like. I know it's not traditional to show empathy on b3ta, but I thought I'd give it a pop.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

he must love it.

When his many friends and grandchildren visit he can show them pictures of him visiting millions of amazing times and places all around the world, in a suspicuiously familiar outfit and pose.

edit: what the dicking cockass happened to my ability to spell and/or type?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

haha

"Where The Hell Is Henry?" the lower-res and less-convincing version of "Where The Hell Is Matt?"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

I did not understand this reference

*goes to commit seppuku*

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

ah, "Where The Hell Is Matt?"

big viral video fakeness+loveliness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

hoax? he's obviously being sarcastic in the confession

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)

who knows?

I was willing to believe it was a hoax. Are you suggesting it wasn't a hoax? He seemed convincing in his speech... was it a TED talk? Can't remember now.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54, archived)

Booo!

And Wooo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

:'(

Thats tragic, he has a Compaq monitor :'(

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Arf!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

pfft

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

My mum's got a Compaq monitor

You calling my mum a slag?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

*dons blindfold*

*picks up stick*
*swings wildly*

ooops...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

Anuvva shinin Angle in Hevven. R.I.P. henri xoxoxoxoxox

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

i was reading the Times obituary on her yesterday

its incredible how obit writers can make anyone sound like a wit and a raconteur.
"when jade was asked by a journalist for The Telegraph if she was symptomatic of the degeneracy of the British Youth, she replied "I don't know what any of that means" "

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

the barrel has been scraped:

www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1164579/ALLISON-PEARSON-Jade-Goody-Princess-Diana-common.html

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

fuuuuckkkk

hahah look at the url

"jade-goody-princess-diana-common"
that reads like a Daily sport headline doesn't it?

It was said that in the Times that Gordon Brown had paid his respects and had said what a terrible loss it was. you can see he curse and swearing at his rotten luck, blair got diana in his first year, who does brown get? jade fucking goody....

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)

*groans with the force of 10 men*

Jade Goody and Princess Diana have 1 thing in common, and it's the same thing that everyone else who's dead also has in common with them...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

they all really dig the music of barry manilow?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

and it seems to me

you lived your life,
in OK magazine
famous for being a racist
on nationwide TV,
and it's sad that you died of cancer
but it doesn't change the fact
you're famous due to the readership
that OK and Heat attracts.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

*clicks*

marvellous

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

*claps*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Reading through that,

I became terribly confused as to what Demi moore's arse had to do with Jade Goody.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

ur alwaze gun 2 b in r harts lolbye

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

can i haz urs shoppin bagz

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

it's over

henry is finished :(

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Shada, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

OH YES

*gets out the poppers*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

*gets a headache*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

The trick is to do them so much you lose the headache.

But if your lips go blue I'd advise stopping.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

*steals shopping bag*

RICE PUDDING??! YUCK!

*throws at swinging corpse*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

Goodnight sweet prince.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

He'll be back !!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)

And over to Tamara for the weather.......

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

it's not

it's fecking Garibaldi!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

I trust you fired up the invoice-o-matic yesterday?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

nah - wasn't me -

A Walt clean sweep - Pete was Diversionary again

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)

Oh, bloody hell....

*SPANG-0-RAMA!*

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

ha ha ha

*rich teas*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

"It's freezing my jacobs off"

go on... I dare you

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

that took a while to get

brrrr!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

I suppose the weather could be 'crackers'

*jots*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

oomf.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Why is it always biskwits in your images?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

hahahahaha! ssssppppaaannngggg!

right, I've made an important decision, I'm going to spend my lunch time shopping for art materials.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

A big curly wig,

and a little friend called Paul?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

yes, exactly that!

(actually I need parchment, pens and ink....)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

a bit choppy outside?

*cue lumberjack at window*

:D

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)

*jots*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)

ohh there's a massive frost

*cue large david frost*

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

I think I've done it,

but with David Jason's Frost...Or I was going to...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:09, archived)

erm.... it's a bit windy out

*some one winding up a toy*

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arrangedletters, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)

Windy Miller from Trumpton

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)

haha

oh dear, I'm wafering about clicking.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)

oh hai nice!!!

HAHAHAH!!! this one got me! :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

:'(

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Bindun bindun bindun

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

This is why I daren't do any of these

because I know you've already done a zillion of them ;)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

20, I think

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

Bah!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

hah

a real cracker

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

"It's a bit dark outside"

and a scene from In Bruges

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)

Done A "dark night" tonight

With Batman at the window.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

pe-roast?

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SiX and his hat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)

The "90 degrees" one was my fave :)

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Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)

Out now on DVD

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

This should bindun but i've not seen it dun.

Woo

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)

uhhh ohhhh

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

Please don't tell me she has died!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

No, please don't tell ME she has died!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

LOL

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

oh god no!!...when?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

You jest, sir, surely?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

any excuse

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WormuIus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

Out now on DVD

UR SICK! GET A LIFE

(noelsvixon, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)

Where's the money Frankie?!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Nicely Prodge :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

Awesome...

But could we also have a picture of whatever the apple is looking at?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

OMG! cider!

hes looking at apple blood!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

he's looking at the business end of a sharp knife

and someone drinking cider

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Teehee

Nice.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

hahahahahhahaha!

awesome, Prod'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Excellent work, that man...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

ha ha ha

very good - as ever!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Happy b3taday Sir

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

thanks sir - I wonder if I have another 6 years in me!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

Easy!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

well - perhaps I have the staying power

but will I really be able to maintain the high quali... *can't keep straight face*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

Happy B3taday Miss!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

*curtsies*

*tries to keep his testicles from showing under the hem of his skirt*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

this

but still giggles self silly

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

So was I when I found this:

Just goes to show the top quality our Prof gives:

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

what's this now?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)

It was from a while ago...

You were (again) in classic form, if I may make so bold.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)

:¬)

I treasure these more than any front page... not that I know what they feel like :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)

You, sir, even got your own 'special' award, just up there ...

*points up to the right a bit*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)

*dies laughing*

seriously

you crack me up

you should write sitcoms

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)

ha ha ha -- well, when they make a channel called Freebs and they start commissioning sitcoms I'll be there to disappoint with my slap dash work ethic and stale ideas :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)

can I add predictable choices of semi-popular music,

played at a slightly distracting volume during key scenes?

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

*high fives*

you're on...!

also - we need something non-controversial for the theme tune

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

You write a tune,

I'll make up some words along the lines of

"We're quite different,
but often similar anyway,
thank goodness we're friends
life's sometimes hilariously cruel
I'm sorry for your loss"

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

HA HA HA

... *prints and sticks to the back of his monitor*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

Happy Candlemas :D

I got you a present, but... I didn't actually. Sorry.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

cheers missus

*hugs indecently*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

*yikes*

the putty woman has gone.... !

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

damn my lack of Ninja skillz.

*is still putty-esque, was just shy about it is all*

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

*hugs more*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

grapply b3taday prof

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

thanks - I'm going to have a special lunch to celebrate

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

have chips with that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)

I will eandeavor to...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)

hahaha1Aceness Mr P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)

Ha ha

Spill the pips, Frankie!

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

hahaha

fantastic

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Check out her poker face...

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

i wanna hold em like the do in texas plays

ooh er that sounds a bit gheeey

woo to the pic! :D I think she is a right munter but music is pretty catchy

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

What?

Her music is pop fluff that claws at my brain like Freddie with an itch.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

I dunno

I'd like to see her in her real hair, and normal clothes, rather than the polyester she normally has on her head. She's got a kind of cute face, but I agree with her that she looks like a tranny with bad fashion sense in some photos

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

*kills with lightsabers*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

What a way to go though

I'd love to be killed by a light sabre

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

a parachute not opening

that's the way to die... being crushed by the giant 'O' of an Odeon sign, that's a way to die... representing your country in Beach Volley Ball, that's a good death!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

or having sex with the chick in 'species'

remember that back in the days

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

I like the Odeon one...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

Our Prof

has a wonderful way with words

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

yeah - that's a personal favourite

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

FOR SALE: one parachute, unopened, slightly stained.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

ha ha ha

:D

ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:31, archived)

That's a good 'un!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)

I always thought a heart attack aged 70

at the peak of an orgy with twelve playboy models would be quite good.

Oh and happy Profday, B3ta.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

This ^ also has a strange appeal.

I can't quite work out why...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Hef' must be close to popping his clogs by about now - you should audition to take up his mantle :D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)

Maybe he feeds on young ladies to prolong his life...

...like Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)

probably

he appears to like them vigerous

www.theage.com.au/news/lifeandstyle/people/hefs-teenage-twins-busted-for-battery/2008/10/17/1223750300737.html

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)

*Fills in online forms*

I can't help but feel this position will be more oversubscribed than that Ozzie Island caretaker job.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

he's into his 80s...

it can't be too long now -- and play boy will need a figure head

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)

I endorse this comment

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)

ugh.. I'd rather listen to the Chipmunks Greatest hits on a loop for the rest of my life...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)

It's been a while hasn't it?

That's a wall behind them by the way.
CFB

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

your sentence under the pic cracked me up the most :D

woo :D

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

this!

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

hahahha, yup, ^this

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

clicks

click click clik cik clillit click

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Harold Angryperson you'll never be the man your mother is, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

hee hee

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Aceness :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

ha haha

bloody white walls :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Happy candleday, sir!

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

hahaha

also my heart bleeds.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

*hopes no one notices his sleep depreived blood shot eyes*

*and SurFred's wing mirror is his pocket*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

hahaha

great stuff.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)

Have one of these to celebrate my temporary identity crisis...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Like the new username, sir...
I like a bit Banks meself.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Excession is my favourite book of all time ever...

and I fancied a bit of a change so I thought I'd pay some small tribute.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

I must admit, Against A Dark Background is my fave,

Closely followed by Use of Weapons. They're all good, though.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

I thought Player of Games was the best...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

IAIN?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

Ele?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Player of Games

surely?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

Nope. Stand by Excession.

Followed, if anything, by The Algebraist...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

I did like Excession

the problem was that was the first Culture novel I read, it threw me in the deep end a bit!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Nah I think it's pretty accessible...

Once you get over the fact that 90% of the key protagonists are AIs ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)

I know I'm a bit late but

Use of Weapons is the best, followed by Player of Games, followed by Excession.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Heh

I quite like "Attitude Adjuster"

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

"Frank Exchange Of Views"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

Or the "Now We Try It My Way".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

He'll go anywhere will Henry

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

He's a complete Tart!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

ha ha ha

why the new name?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

Just kerrazy I guess...

Been revisiting my Iain M Banks collection, and fancied bringing a bit of Culture to b3ta ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

aaahhhhhhh

I ain't not never read any M Banks stuff -- although Iain is a favourite orfor of mine... wasp factory and complicity and crow read are all excellent books.

Which IMB should I look out if I was wanting to give it a try?

Cheers all - that's my reading sorted for the next few months by the looks of it... as soon as I can get The Dark Tower finished (am reading it to the missus and it's not much better second time around :S)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

Player of games is the only one I've read with an awareness that it was his

it's rather good, in a slightly traditional-sci-fi way.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

good show - I'm on it

thanks :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

Player of Games is brill, Excession is fun, but to be honest, start from the beginning -

Consider Phlebas (although technically State of the Art is I think for chronology, but that's just short stories)

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

There was a great radio adaptation of 'State of the Art' on Radio 4

a couple of Saturdays back - 'twas very good.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)

All of them.

Culture ones for preference... Consider Phlebas was his first SF, but it's not a particular fave of mine. I love Excession but any of the ones referenced in this thread will be worth a read.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

I love the Ships names in the Culture

GSV No More Mr Nice Guy
GSV So Much For Subtlety
GCU Of Course I Still Love You
GCU Funny, It Worked Last Time...
God Told Me To Do It
I Blame Your Mother
I Blame My Mother
GCU Ultimate Ship The Second

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

The cranky conversations in Excession are brilliant

I do love the culture novels, the new one Matter was good as well

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)

Change it to Psychedelic Warlord.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

...and dye my hair ginger and develop an enormous chin?

and grow 20 years younger...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

Aside from those ^ worrying requirements,

having to become an enormous git wouldn't be too much fun, either.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

God that guy wouldn't leave me alone on MSN!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)

*edited for fluffehness*

I'm not surprised.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

axes

whay is hang solo staring at his noodles so intently?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

They are laced with LSD.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)

He's trying to pretend he hasn't noticed Henry...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)

Haha!

I love the expression on his face like he's suddenly aware he's being watched!

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..wil, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

Daddy, how many dots are there?

large version.
ridiculous size 1.7MB version.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Black dots or white dots?

And sorry for synchro-posting.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

Um, both!

No worries! :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

wooooooooooo

ooosh!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

It should have sound effects really, shouldn't it?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

yep

like most of your work methinx- do you make animations?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

Gods, no -

I leave that to the people who actually *know* what they are doing...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

YAY

wundergud!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

Numberwang!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

There are ten dots

Aren't you sick of me telling you how awesome you are, yet?

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

*blushes like billy-o*

You're too kind, ma'am.

There may be more than 10, though...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

700 gasquillion

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

You're getting close, Trelly, quite close...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)

700 gasquillion and one?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)

*ding*

She's got it!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

YAY! What do I win?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

*rummages in shopping bag*

This packet of egg noodles!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

Is the answer:

1 dot duplicated loads of times?

Tremendous, as always.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

*Robert Robinson voice*

Ahhhh - would that it were, would that it were....

And, thank you, sir!

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

Say hello to my new desktop pic!

That be a WOO and indee, a YAY sir...oh and a *click* :) Simply stunning!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

Cheers, Ninj, my fine fellow!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)

alreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

pal?

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hYpe is as puzzled as the oyster, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)

very nice

devolution fragmentation!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)

public service announcement

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connor, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

AWWWWW!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Wah! 3-way synchro-post!

The board's been like molasses in winter all morning, and then three come at once.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

well it only seems to happen when i spend more than 4 minutes on a picture

so it's all my own fault really :)

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connor, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

Narwhal looks happy :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

You!

*Burfday Snogs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

now THAT'S

invigorating!

and cuppage too - I am a lucky boy!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

happy b3taday

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connor, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)

*hugs*

thanks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)

*makes notes*

Am off to Blackpool this weekend. Thanks for reminding me to pack the beachball

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

WOO!

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)

brilliant! *click*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:35, archived)

thanks

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connor, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)

hahahaha

he looks so pleased

the bastard

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)

HAHAHAHA! YES

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Shlvng, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)

Apologies for the length... oo-er etc

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

Pffft, hat stand

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

Hahaha

I'm also liking your image challenge suggestion

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)

ta...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)

^ Words...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

He's a card, that Heston.

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)

Hello Smalls

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

I'm sure he makes great food - but he has very little television personality -- it's all the fucking same!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)

I liked the first show but the more I watch of him

the more he comes across like a smug wanker

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)

and it's all the same

"... this is going to be the biggest challenge of my career... not only does it have to look and taste good, but I want it to thrill and titillate... the trick is to use liquid nitrogen/dry ice... if I can just pull this off - this will be a meal my guests will remember for the rest of their lives..."

*toast made of bread under beans made of beans*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)

Repeat that over and over for an hour and it's like I'm watching it all over again!

*cries*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)

If this doesn't work...

...I'm in danger of not having a main course for my feast.

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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)

Ha ha ha!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

Bloody hell - that's truly bizarre and worrying...

Superb stuff, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

the miserable sod's stolen my hat!

thanks to everyone for the hippy bathday wishes :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)

Happy Candles Professor!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

Happy B3taday!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

He comes!

/obvious

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

oh my word

this is all kinds of brilliant!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

he only exists because I didn't like this very much

*gone and forgotten*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)

amy winehouse?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)

ha ha ha

no - that would have been a better idea!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:21, archived)

*glomps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Octopus boy can fuck off.

The conformist prick.

I'm unique - just like everyone else.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Haha! Rminds me of the legendary Viz top tip...

Students - emphasise your individuality by all wearing identical baggy jumpers and crappy trousers all the time.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

his hat looks a bit like yours does

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

Happy b3taday matey

I'm quite a fan of octopi

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

I'm a fan of octopie!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)

Sextopus boy is sexeh!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

he needs to be turned into calamari

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)

O HAI OKTUPUS BOY

Happy candleteims!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)

that is utterly superb! *steals hat*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

Happy b3taday

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

Hopple Copple Dopple Proffle

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)

Oh, I'M the one who's different, am I?

Nice skills

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)

This is wonderful!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:04, archived)

Mornings to you all

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

aaawwwwww!!!

and hahahahahahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

I can't decide if I love this

Or if it makes me sad :(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

~~sad~~ extremely horny

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Ah yeah, that was it

In other news - and I'm sure that it's been posted already - but which b3tan was responsible for this?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:28, archived)

apparently the mis-guided youth

wanted it to show up on google earth
....

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

I kinda guessed as much

Allo you :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

ey-up Petal

See what I did there?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

Lived up to a stereotype?

Yes *hugs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)

~~sad~~ Bork

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

happy candleday

I agree - it should be drunk by the yard - down in one!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

oh God no - there are much more interesting ways to kill one's self

:)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)

Death By Lemsip

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

Happy candleday :)

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

Many many thanks

it truly is a day to remember... I'll be releasing a commemorative glasses case to mark the occasion

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

Happy B3taday Prof!

*Blows kiss* :D

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)

oh behave!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

happy b3taday! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)

*Enhurgles*

*Squeezes*
*Embosoms*
*Grips*

Sod the hug filter, Prod needs some TLC

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)

thanks pot :)x

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)

cheers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)

magnanimous

marvelsousssususps9pu

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

hahahaha, yikes, I'm a bit conflicted with that one....

awesome stuff!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Hahaha

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

Teyibly witty

But glamourising violence and murder isn't! OK?!

You racist.

*fwaps*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

Fuck off, hippy

Glamourising violence and murder is the bedrock of our society!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

hehe

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

hahah!!!

oh noes!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Arf!

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)

Hahahaha

Nicely done.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)

hehehehehe

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)

im afraid its one of those days...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)

Hahaha the look on their faces is just fantastic

/edit: I clicked

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

He looks like Data of Star Trek?

And he's too interested in the tail-end?

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

I can just hear them now..

'and now over to john the meerkat, for todays piano solo. John...'

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

Sour faced bastards!

I'd be giggling like a loon if that was going on in front of me.

Nicely done

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

they grow weary of the sideshow...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

They obviously haven't had their morning Cocaine binge

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

the numbness is wearing off

here comes the grey cloud....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

HAHAHA

/small piantist blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

HA HA HA

:D

... and now it's over to Zack, with the sport - how are those Wildcats doing Zack?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

happapapapapy b3taday Prof'!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

many many thanks

oh - the ~~stories~~ story I could tell you about my time here...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Happy b3tatiems!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

^this

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

*embraces like a brother*

you're too kind

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

many many thanks

it's been a good 6 years

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

*waits around for the twat the gatecrashes the happy birthday song to be the nutsacktard that pipes in 'and many more' at the end*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

Like the time you didn't extinguish your 'herbal' cigarettes

and we had the fire?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

YOU!

What happened to the meat battenburg?!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Today is Meatenburg Mk II. The recipe is fool proff

Unlike Meatenburg Mk I aka The Flattenburg.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

looking good

but how did it taste?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

It turned in to gelatinous soup with soggy pastry.

Mk I (chicken and lamb mouse) - Fail.
MK II (chicken and lamb meatloaves) - Sure win.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:14, archived)

My (outrageously pricey) solution would be

beef fillet and chicken fillets alternating, bonded with pate in a wellington stylee, then pastried and baked in a loaf tin for added support.

Let me know how Mk II goes - looking for a suitable excuse to try my version.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'm sure one could make mini-meatenburgs with this technique

without it being too pricey...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)

Ooo!

Cracking idea.

Happy candle day.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

thanks - I feel so special, and I'll I did was sign up a long time ago...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)

If you were to slow cook the meat you could use cheaper cuts.

BUt solid meat does not a meatenburg make!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

hmmmmmmm

I bet Heston could do it.... all we need is a camera crew, an almost limitless supply of funding... a team of 25 highly trained and experienced chefs... liquid nitrogen, dry ice... and a vacpac water bath thing...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:26, archived)

a cuddly toy and a blankity blank cheque book and pen!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

Ah but there are no chunks in a battenburg.

I had considered that method but you need battenburgy texture and appearance to warrant an 'enburg name.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)

is that how Bella got it?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Hmmm we shall have to see...

one way or the other we'll get it cracked.

...By which I mean more than likely, you'll get it cracked.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

It' all sorted.

I realsed halfway through my folly but thought I better try just in case.
I shall ahve a meatenburg by the weekend. I shall serve it with gravy from a teapot:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:31, archived)

You should also serve mashed potato in cupcake cases

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

lol

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

No. Really. Do it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)

I'll start with meatenburgs for now.

I'll work on other caykey delights later on:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

Fair dos...

and now, a name change.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)

What did you do at catering college?

fucking drugs?

;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)

funny you should mention that...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:19, archived)

dude

are you aware of pimpthatsnack.com? its awesome, people create (as the name suggests) pimped snacks, like huge mars bars/ twix's/ creme eggs, etc

(Lord Chode, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

the cleansing fire

cleans all and shall come again!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)

I left a big hole and loads of noobs got in and ravished our biscuits and ate our wimmin:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

the ever encroach forces of noobiness

will one day consume us all

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

That's why we have the glowing beacon of candleday to scare them off!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)

I've seen posts you wouldn't believe....

Servers on fire somewhere in Texas,

I've seen 'Choppers and Sharks near some random bridge...

All these posts will be pushed off the board in time...

Time to lurk...

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

*watches dove released*

*watches it poo on the talkboard*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)

re: http://www.b3ta.com/board/9302802

what precisely do you do?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

He puts the staples in:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)

is the special person that makes the numbers go sidewyas, surely.

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)

http://www.maths.usyd.edu.au/clio.jpg

has this something to do with you?

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:32, archived)

No Clio Cresswell wrote it. It's a genuine book.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)

sounds like a rather shitty book

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)

If you're straight and she was talking to you, it would be the best book ever written.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)

Well, maybe, yes..

If there was a glimpse of a chance I think I could pretend to like it..but that's probably how she got it published in the first place.

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)

Happy candlemas, Prof!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

ha ha what?

They look bored, HE looks like he has done a "Goma" and turned up thinking he was there for an interview about a job going in the canteen.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

he plays the same piece over and over again...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

is it a good piece?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

chopsticks im afraid

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

*shudders*

I used to know how to play the first bar of the Indiana Jones theme... intimately

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yay for b3taday type shenanigans!

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

6 today - I feel so old...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

Yeah, you're ancient!

*her b3taday was on a Sunday. As nobody saw it, it didn't happen*

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

*many happy birthday smooshings*

*and hugs*

how do you stay so young looking at 7? What's your secret - is it monkey foetuses?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

That worked for the first 4 years or so

now I'm on the whale puke

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)

Whale puke - of course

... no wonder they call it Nature's answer to Pro-Retinal A

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:09, archived)

Either that or some terrible voodoo curse has befallen Jules Holland.

'ningles teh chutney.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

*wishes*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

Oi!

Don't dis teh Jules!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)

ha ha

Ningles back-atcha Ghostie

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

hahhaahahah! their expressions are perfect :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

his suit looks cheap and ill fitting

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

If I could be arsed I'd've shopped godzilla in amongst the backdrop:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)

He is the Elton John of meerkats

Woo, etc.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)

*jumping smoooshings*

it's my birthday

*waggles eyebrows*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

Happy B3taday, Prof!

*Squeezes*
Shall we give you L H Tr Bumps?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)

*indecently snuggles*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

Bappy h3ta Day!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)

Appy B3ta day

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Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)

perfect

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

Wheee!

Yay :D

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)

It should be 'one of those days' more often!

Woo!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)

she's sexy.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)

i thought that too

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)

What a lovely thing to come onto /board to!

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Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)

That has made my day sir!!

Have a massif *click* Damn it FP this now :D

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Ninj, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)

haha cheers

its too big for fp! :(

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:36, archived)

CLASS!

Woo

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)

hahahaha

lovely

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)

That's grand that is.

Well, it might be a baby grand, I don't know about these things.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)

Easy as ABe!

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

so very WOOOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)

these are just ridiculously clever...

i hate you... :)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

Ha ha

They're easy really

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)

yays

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

That "e" is distinctly phallic

Nicely done, as ever

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Joliet, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

Ha ha ha ha, excellent

Come to think of it, homer's head and Marge's hair??? There's a definite link here?

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Q4nobody, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)

very good

this are all consistently brilliant

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

I love Grampa Turd Mouth...

*best of all the Simpson's

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)

lol

yayayay!!!!!!;D

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOU ENGLISH PEOPLES!!

i must put it here because i have no more pictures!! TOOO FUNNY!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQsR09ER4Yk

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

GREAT FORTUNE!!11!

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

I am not English. I feel discriminated against.

I shall be discussing this with my team.

edit: I just watched it. I salute the anonymous artist.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

OOO

sporries...marsian?

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)

Think further afield.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

new zealand

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Yep the main island.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

just outside rivendell

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gravytrain, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)

a little to the north

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

just

souf of mordor

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

one doesn't just walk into mordor!

(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)

HAHAHA

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)

It's not a race thing

It's a you thing:P

'ningles.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

I still haven't cleaned all the bullshit off my boots and out of my ears

from today's tour of the 'postgraduate space'

/nahlvb

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

which

austere and learned institution is it which you attend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M 6!

... so - 6 years ago today someone sent me the link to the "we've got your name" flash and I joined up... although, that's probably not true, because doubtless I lurked for a while...

*reminisces*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)

CAYKE!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)

thanks -- does this cake come with any alcohol of any kind - I'm 6 now you know!

pretty shit on this day in history to be honest

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)

Actually it's a bit like a waterbed

It's caykey goodness on the outside and a sea of vodka in the middle.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)

ha ha

*dives in*

*dies trying to swim in vodka*

glubble!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

It's OK

It's special b3taday floaty vodka!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)

here

www.maths.usyd.edu.au

happy b3ta day

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)

many thanks

we do quite a bit of work with UoSyd... I think. Them and Melbourne.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

WAHEY CANDLE!

*virtuahandshakes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

many thanks chum

:D

*heartily virtually shakes the hands*

also - ningles

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)

YOU ARE

AAAAL ENGELS IN MY MIND.....twunts:P

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)

hahah!!!

fuckinell!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

Art gallery b3ta!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)

LIES

Nothing is ever 'too funny'. I distrust every youtube link with that description, because most of the time, it even isn't funny at all.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Tops :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)

hahaha

Yeah but I can't stand his reptilist jokes.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

arf

"So there's a black guy, a chinese guy and a pakistani in a pub.. What a marvellous example of racial integration!"

morning all

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)

and they are all working, right

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=svLyyzBC_qI

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

I'm afraid I need subtitles for the punchlines....

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

Watch it when you have sound

It's a pisstake of Bernard Manning, very amusing

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

My wife's so fat

she sits at home all day crying.

She hates herself.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)

So, there's two poofs,

havin sex, in the back of a van... What's wrong with that, they're legal age

Ah John Thompson, comedy genius..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)

anti comedy!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

haha!

i'll remember this one! wheres it from? :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9302767

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)

... She's so fat she went roller skating and got a flat...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)

This enforces the stereotype that snakes marry snakes, and does nothing for snake-mouse harmony.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

*aploagies

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)

I imagine it's singing

Maaah baaaabe

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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)

Hahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)

aaaaw

I thought he'd knock 'em dead!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)

haha!!!

harsh penguins! *eats*

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)

hahahahah *audible office snort*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)

Hehe those are the best

morning the steve!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)

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