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# I found out what raunchy DVD Jacqui Smith's husband rented out
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I hear they are saying it was a miss print, he actually watch two films about corn
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# ah! that old chestnut :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Or was it two films about Quorn
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Looks like a hot . . . hot air ballon !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# aaah!
I did think about having her head peeping out, but thought that would frighten the children.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# i was thinking a lightbulb
a light that turns me on
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I think it's good that la Smith could have that effect
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# OMG! Someone watches pron!!!!!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I know!
it would be infuriating if she had to resign over something so trivial and unimportant, and not because of her merry trampling* over civil liberties etc etc.

*stampeding
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# She needs culling. If it's over some stupid bill for porn, so be it.
Al Capone wasn't done for his real crimes either.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that's a very good point :)
but in years to come it would be nice if the specimen jar had the right label on it...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# And we paid for him to do so.
They have an internet connection, what was he doing paying for porn in the first place?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# you can get porn on the internet?
*sets fire to pile of Mayfair*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I think so.
I saw some boobs on it once.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Only a tenner!!
He could have paid himself,
but his missus might have sen his credit card statement and found out!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Might have been better than having to apologise to the whole country for having a five knuckle shuffle.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# 'xactly


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# film at eleven!*
* only if you prepay for packages C and/or D, if you bought packages A or B then I'm afraid its disney for you
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Haha very good
great film too. ;)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I know it's not supposed to...
...but it gives me the raging horn.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# have you changed her proportions as well Beau?
:P

woo:)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# ha!
just a tad.
and thank you.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# absolutely superb! :)
/in a 'wish i'd thought of it' kinda way :D

great work
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# why, thank you very much :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# nerdy
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Hahaha
*casts Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# oh dear!
'clicks'
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# That's not a . . . yes I cheated . . . good'n !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# when you omfg a omfgre, shog shoggy shog shog shog
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
#
I thought D12 had just got a few new members.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i'd buy that album
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# sorry for the TJ but
i really hope this isn't an April Fools: uk.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# the trailer is lolawesome
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# "Tie his hands behind his back!" Oh my!
Thanks for that :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# arrrrr faaaaaaking snails, alllll over tha place
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# incredible mindpiss!
more on this later...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# i did wonder if twas bindun
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# huzzah!
nicely
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha
but a) he only cut the lobe off and b) the external part of the organ known as an ear is actually called a pinna not the ear.

*shuffles off to his friendless hovel*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# And c) van is just a definite article, not a real part of the name
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# Pretty Sharp !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
...Click!

...but he's still a ging!! ear or no ear a ging is an abomination on gods true earth!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# nicely :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha
Sock Vince!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Tip Top !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# aaaaaarf!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Luguard, hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha
Now do the Aga Beeth Oven!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Looks like Rorschach
without the mask
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# toot toot
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Lucy loved her new mobile....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Look where you're going woman!
Woo!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Mr T, Mrs(Mr) T, Ice T and ?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Booker T
of MGs fame :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# GREEN ONIONS!
*fetches mp3 and grooves out*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# >:(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# It's a mobile and it's new!!!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Haha, still.... >:(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# D:<
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# He owes me a pint
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# harsh stuff
you going to the London bash?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Nope, too much final year degree stuff
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# damn, I keep threatening to go but this year I have a) no girlfriend (anymore) and b) a tad more money so I'm actually gonna show up to a few
Derby bash looks fab
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Ive been to one meet the internet
they were quite enjoyable
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# was that b3ta related?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Yes, I met stan and chunderbunny and some non/boarders
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# I'm still scared that everyone on the internet is a pervert
or a nonce, or even a serial killer. Then I remembered I was also from the internet, and also a massive murderous nonce-perv, so false alarm!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I was scared of that
But they turned out to be just fine after a few pints.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# : D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# But the internet owes me beer, I will no be satisfied by puns until my thirst is quenched
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# When we realise we are all different but all the same!!!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Come to the London bash, everyone else is.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# I'm there, I only live about 30 - 40 mins away
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# This^



(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# There should be another sheffield bash before end of june
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Should there?


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, otherwise I'll be not there anymore
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Make one then,
Like I made the Dec one.
Go to Calendar and put one in.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Done
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Yay!
*signs up*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Date subject to change
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# CHANGE IT THEN!!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I cant be bothered now
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Sunday night?!?!?
FOOOOOL!!

;P
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Sunday afternoon drinking?
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Good point...
But Sunday morning travelling???

Some people like to go to bashes who live miles away!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# The internet lives in london, sheffield, scotland or abroad
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# And work on Monday mornings.


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'll change it later
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# I'm game
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# If you don't go to bahses,
how can I repay your pint???
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Haha, im too busy right now :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# this is what I was getting at :P
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# ha!
how delightfully impractical. but lots of free minutes, at least.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I imagine that she gets immaculate reception . . .
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# the background reminds me of York
I want to go to York, right now
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I'm going there on Thursday.
Apparently I'm going to learn how to communicate.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Sod that
Take a camera and lose yourself in York, I love the place. Feels like home, should having been there 14 times :). I wish I lived nearer to it, the Shambles is lovely. I just love the place :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# It is a lovely place.
Although when I visited it as a child I got travelsick on the way up and vomited in the Jorvik centre.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# They wouldn't notice in the Jovik centre, I have also been in there, tooooooo many times
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Well, you don't say much to me at work!!
;)

Been to Cov?..How'd it go??
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# I've been and I think it went alright.
Some cheeky bugger isn't being interviewed till the 8th so I won't hear anything till after then.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# It reminds me...
...of Exeter.

And as pretty as it is, I don't care if I never go back there.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha, I like Exeter, but you have to take out a loan just to pay for parking
Exeter is only nice if you stay in the old parts of it, the new parts are nasty
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# The old Tudor bits...
...are gorgeous.

I just have bad memories of the place. Like an acid flashback of the film "The Postman".
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The Rougement gardens is a lovely place to sit and get stoned on a sunny day
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# So you're an Exeter exiter, then!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Also a Newton Abbot nay-sayer.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I'm from Exeter!
Did you do to school there?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Nope.
But my ex did.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# as well she might
i wish i had a mobile that good
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Knickers, knackers, knockers.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Excellent!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# This is the best thing in the world!!



(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'm flattered,
but really, better than frazzles?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Close call, but yes!!
EDIT:
I've only just noticed the handbag!!
So it pisses all over frazzles!!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Mmmmmm,
piss flavoured frazzles.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# made my day this...brilliant
boss
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
# lol

edit : hang on where did that handbag come from?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Nice seamwork there.


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# is that sarcasm?
...stupid optimisation ruined it alot and now i've lost the origiinal :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Was it not meant to be seamy then?


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# shhhh no one noticed
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# hahaha..!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# 'arf
the ultimate dame
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Aaaaaah . . . Muaaaaaaaaw !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Emo-na Lisa!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Best response . . . like . . . evaaaaaaaaaaar !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15, archived)
# Would.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Cosmo Smallpiece I believe
my favourite Les Dawson character - but where are the wire glasses?

and click by the way
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Gah,
knew I'd missed something!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# ahahha!!!
WOOD!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# ha ha ha, brilliant stuff!!
yes
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# ARF!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# Belated yay!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# that
is stupendous mate!
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)
#
THAT is art

wyh
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Reminds me of a while back. :P
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ...oh
I fucking love that too.

If it's any consolation. :(
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
#
fantastic stuff. mindpiss at work again
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I fucking
LOVE this.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Bloody marvellous!
*click*
(, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:25, archived)
# im in ur body eatin ur bits
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Toejam and earl?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# you rang!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Not you
The game on the mega drive
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Game??
As in "playable"

I never have a clue how to play it!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Haha, all you did was run around on strange blob shaped worlds doing stuff
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Check the music!!!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Wow! memories!!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I was playing it right then!!!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# yep, thats my life alright
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Damn I loved that game.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Nyom nyom!
Woo.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Ooooooooh yeah . . . help fight mind decay . . . eat me !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# ol'
Blue eyes is back! RUN AWAAY! LOL
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# That's ok,
I've got plenty of bits to spare.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Apparently I have a fan
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
# O_O
oh..

well, they should be given a good frowning at :)

I like these animations
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Shouldn't this be on the links board?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# THIS
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# tis broked :(
"Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /b2b/pics/Lace_Fan.jpg on this server."
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# REPOST/SPAM/FAIL/ARRRRRGHH
DOES NOT COMPUTE! OVERLOAD!
WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Great pics :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# I've actually only posted three of these here before.
So there T_T
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Is that a goth emoticon?
(.)~(.)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Hahaha
Destroy Robinson family
DESTROY!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# NO!
Destroy Smith. He's always the cause of the trouble.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yay! I love these
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# HUNAAK
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# hahaha awesome
i like the 'mep' and 'maak' ones the most.

Any chance you could post all these as images rather than links? I want to click 'i like this' but the lack of purdy pichaz is preventing me from doing so....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I thought it might give people seizures.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Post one or two of the new ones
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# No worries
I did it on your behalf :P
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Maaaak maaaaaak maaaaaaaak.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I really like those tenners in your bank account
can i have the lot, please?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# these are great
kaloof!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I never knowed that ostritches went HUNNAAK
You learn everyday ^^
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# French cats go "Wrillow!"
It's probably a ploy to avoid being eaten or something.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# JADE-Z
Jade-G RIP... LONG LIVE JADE-Z
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I got 99 problems...
But only one significant one.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# Arrrgh kill it with fire or something
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# There's a whale in the thames!?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# G20 summit
Everyone's invited.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Holy shit.
Even John Peel?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Oh hi Obamba
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Also, if you edit and hit enter between the text and before the picture code
the text will be above the picture.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# my first post
thanks!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I'm not going to make any more images
until I can think of a better one than this


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Hahaha, oh dear.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# I'm not a MINGAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# in east ANGULAAAAAAAAAR!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# dear god
*tries not to laugh*

fuck, hull please!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaha fuckinghelly
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# one way ticket to hell but so damn worth it!
isn't it.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Was she designed by the same person as Kryten?
Nice first post.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# What colour matching algorythm did you use on her face?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Algoriddim
yeah, photoshoppe quickie - lots of brush strokes and finger pushes... if only i'd know about algorhythm method, Frankenstein wouldn't have got pregnant...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Hahahahahaha fuck!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Holy cockfuck!!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Badge anyone?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Wormylouse is going to be throttling his cocktail sausage in YOUR honour tonight.
He'll love it.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# *googles* Oh, Wormulus!
*examines profile page* O_o
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# chuck cock cluck cluck
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Not today thanks, I gave at the office...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Scary :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Madonna was a spice girl??


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# I was a Spice Girl.
Only because I couldn't get a real job.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# and wanted to shag a footballer?


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I just want to be treated like a real woman sometimes.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# we don't need no steenkeeng badges!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Testing
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)
# ARF
Not seen that before
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
You naughty man
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# stare at the magenta....
that's what i said to------ --------:)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# OMG I'm CUMMING
I award you with

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# A badge for a badge!!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# I think Cock Tuesday already has a couple of badges
but I will add BLD's to my profile.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop this in here...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# She's right next to you, you silly child! :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Okay. I think I get it.
Are you my mummy?
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You are correct.
(, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Foxy!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Your dog is lovely :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# He is
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# my cocks bigger than yours
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahah
Most are :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Clicked
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:28, archived)
#

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Nintendo-Lord on his way to Mordor...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:31, archived)
# You have my controller.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# And my joystick
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# What's that gauntlet thing he has on his right hand?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# FISTOMATIC 3000!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# NEED ONE!!!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Whoever that guy is
I'd like to meet him. And punch him in his stupid face.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He's awesome and everyone that doesn't like him's a fucking dick.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# We know who's cool and who isn't.
Speaking of which, I found some lovely DMs earlier.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i'd like some DMs but i can't imagine they'd suit me.
i'd like sid vicious
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# No you wouldn't, take that back.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# DMs are great!
That said, I've only just managed to wean myself off them after about 15 years...

eek!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# DMs ARE great
however Sid Vicious wasn't. Anyone that deliberately hangs around with John 'Fucking' Lydon must be a bell end.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# The exception that proves this rule is, of course,
Jah Wobble.

So, once again, ma'am - you win the points.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *stockpiles*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# and Viv Westwood
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I'm not talking to her
she stopped selling my t shirt.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Oh, do keep up, Tom....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Doc Marten's, right?
A skinny ladyfriend of mine used to wear them with A-line mini dresses. She looked like a golf club with a fancy cover, bless her little heart.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# 0_0
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Seriously.
Flower print and everything. And she was a cute little redhead so as long as you didn't look at her feet, she was the girl you might like to meet your mum.

The DMs and the lack of knickers told the true story though.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# What a gent you are, sir!
*barely surpressed guffaws*

My best course of action was to make sure any potential bed-mate *never* met my mum.
So as not to scare them away for ever.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# My ex's mum was brilliant
bitched and moaned constantly that blondes were evil, then told him I was obviously a 'harlot' (her words) because I had red underwear on.

I stole her precious son's virginity. On her side of the bed.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fucking class!

Props to you, pickle...

*hugs*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# :D
It's more fun to prove those people right, I find.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# *steals you away for my very own*
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# On which rather uplifting note, I shall bid you adieu, my dear Fae...
*Hugs & Snogs*

See you later, lovely!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Phwwoaar, you delicious beast
me too, *hug*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# She's long gone and I didn't name her...
...so at least I can pretend to be a gent.

I am lacking in the mum department so I've never had to deal with that. Must be horrible, having someone shred your taste in partners in front of you.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh, no disrespect intended, sir
It was very funny, that's all.

The 'Trial by Mum' thing was a nightmarish experience, and one I wince about even now...

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# None taken, JP.
If I was easily offended, I'd be over at ICHCB.

Actually, I do have a stepmother - lovely woman mind you - and I've never met anyone who has tried to be so non-judgemental in all my life. There have been occasions of stifled laughter though.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# pics or GTFO
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# ^ better answer. Right there.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hmm.
I don't have a scanner. You filthy old perverts.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
All three points true.

:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# still not as awesome as these
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Fuck Yeah!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# They are lovely.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Where can I buy?
Please say that I can!?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# WHO AM I, FUCKING GOOGLE?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# WHO AM I FUCKING? GOOGLE
(fixed for you)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I'm not fucking google.
I'm fucking Brett.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Brett Yahoo?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)
# the hitman heart
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Those are every kind of awesome
pity they aren't real
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 1460s <3
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# these, actually. They're just so pretty.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Oh my!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)
# The internet makes it far too easy to be nasty to people without repercussion.
He might be a nice guy, he might be an arse. How would I know?

All I can say is that he's a) a geek's geek and b) brave.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Exactly, he's got to be brilliant.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Of course.
I like the way he's helping us visualise a post-apocolyptic world where people decorate themselves in the detritus of our glorious technological past.

If it hadn't been done already in Mad Max, I'd sort out a novella for him.

[/Bad sci-fi writer's blog]
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Hey I've been stark bollock naked on b3ta
and I get plenty of comments that I'd be surprised to hear to my face in the pub. Fucking internets! ;)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# If I ever see you in a pub
I shall have to have balls enough for the entire internet and say something terrible.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# girls don't count and you know it.
/grumbles something about damned chivalrous behaviour.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# There are far better things to do than tell ME of all people
that I can get away with something.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# 0_o
Really?

My ugly fizzog is on the net here and there, but I can't imagine doing a glory shot for the world at large. Respect (and a small amount of fear) due and given. Also to THFH who did that whole tinfoil thing.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes indeed.
But think,

if there weren't people willing to arbitrarily declare their wish to punch others in the face (when said others are brave enough, to stand up for what they believe in)...

...then this would massively detract from their bravery, and thus obviate the point in them standing up in the first place.

Basically, its the cunts which make everything worthwhile =]
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Oh he's awesome, alright.
But awesomeness and punch-in-the-face-ability are not mutually exclusive.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Nobody better punch me, regardless of my amazingness.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# If we were to punch you,
would you say 'wowch'?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# That is, of course, assuming you were able to connect.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Why...
are you some sort of ninja wizard?
Aswell as a pirate captain!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# that'd be telling.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# ^ see, nutcases never say they're good fighters



until it's too late
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's true actually.

Right, I'm off. Buh-bye lovely prodge.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# buh bye :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# the good captain would kick your arse
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :D she might not have to.
Men get ever so upset when you punch their female friends.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# I think the cape/bedsheet thing could use work
otherwise a sterling effort
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# He should cover it in glue and glitter.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# nah, he should be using mario curtains as his cape
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Ha ha ha This^
Or a zelda duvet cover
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# I guess the
controllers around his neck are to make strangling him easier.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# he needs the nintendo vitual boy visor for ultimate awesome
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Donktacular!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I can fucking donk it my self!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha you're disturbed :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Profile for discomeats
a member for 4 years, 5 months and 17 days

at which point did you work that out :D

edit: and remember, I even did you a theme tune in response to someone calling you an albino aussie horsefucker :D

I remember it like it was yesterday (21/8/2008)

:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20, archived)
# well, if he simply walks into mordor with those as weapons
he's fucking orc-food/sexual-playtoy

:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# via
the kebab shop
several times over?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] These instructions were in my t-shirt*
I've been a member for years but never posted. Now you know why

*honestly
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# No whistles?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# No PE teachers.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Do not engage in snail tipping
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Do not
make a gun out of your finger and point it at people.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# You know I supect it might mean
Do not dye...(But this is a half remembered guess)
Edit: Do not wash, do not dry clean??
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# i hope it was cheap
without a wash or dry clean you wont get much use out of it.

Unless you are Swampy.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# do not use whistles..
maybe
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# No centrifugal pumps.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Reading about Alastair Cook on wikipedia.
I came across the chap doing a rather accurate impression of Furtive.
I couldn't help myself.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# His t shirt thinks it's on a much bigger man.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Hes a much bigger
man than he looks.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# haha
or as we used to say round these parts..

"that's a lovely shirt but I'd hate to fight the fucker that fits it" ;)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# lol
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Yes I did think it was in slightly poor taste heading over there in combat fatigues...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# since when has she ever had any taste?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Good point well made.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Well, she did look rather good in the 'Rain' video*
*even though it was supposedly about golden showers or some such malarkey.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh, yes.
That'd be the one.

Would you all excuse me for a moment?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# She used to have
nice taste in breats.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Make sure he's getting his Jew Water.
I don't even get Jew Water. Unfair.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Get a filter jug
Fill the cartridge bit with matzoh - bing! Kosher water :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :D
Mmmm. Crackery.

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I meant.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# PIRATES!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I'd like to see her try and nick a pirate child from Somalia.
In fact, that's a reality show I'd endorse.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Corporal punishment !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# TOAN
Text On A Nigger
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Call me an old fart
no, really...

But I'd really like it if you refrained from such racist terms. I don't know - you may be black yourself - but I'm a bit uncomfortable with words like that on my interweb.

Thank you muchly.

Of course - feel free to tell me to get knotted :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# ROAM
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Does her T-shirt say:
1. Malawi Love Mother or
2. Malawi Love Fucker?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# hmnnnn, not too sure
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I was going to do Jenson Button, but that would have been too easy...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Series! Series!
Kipper Raikkonen, Fernando Allama, Giancarlo Fisi-shell-a. Endless fun.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# cod salmon
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Emerson Fishipaldi
/old blog
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Arf!
Top skills, that man.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Michael Sharkmacher.
Schoolmacher.

I don't know. I'm shopping for shoes.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# What size are you?
They don't really say anything about a woman with big feet do they.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# 5/6.
Who's 'they'?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# five sixths?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Oh for fuck sake.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# My mum is a size three or something, apparently she is almost bordering on the specialist in shoe shops nowadays.
And 'they' is just the usual 'they', y'know, the people who are always trying to ban things on tabloid front pages.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# what are they saying about women with big feet?
A situation I luckily don't find myself in.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Your replying beat my editing.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Continue.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# THE SHOES!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# *claps* I feel that way about most Irregular Choice shoes.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# IC all was go a bit too
far. IMO
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I love them. I've got more than enough boring shoes.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# The design are just
a tad too kookie. I appreciate the daring, but they need to take a step back.
I can;t think of a more interesting make, though.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# De Havilland, Lotus and Poetic Licence come up with some interesting stuff
but I love IC best of all.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I saw a Vivian westwood advert ages ago
in which the model was wearing these closed toed heels but the front was shaped like buggs bunny's feet.
I thought they were so cool but I've never seen them since.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# They might have them on Hervia.
I'm not talking to Vivienne at the moment, she's stopped making a t shirt I wanted.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# haha, the bitch!
The nearest they have is the ones that have toe shapedat the end, though I'm sure the one in the ad it was really exaggerated, as well as being much higher.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I'll keep my eyes open.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# ahaha
F1 - Formula FISH
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# That's not Rubens - it's clearly Mika Hakkinen.
The Flying Finn
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *hands coat*
"There's the door"
*points*

/laughed too much at that
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# this is smashing
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# he can be mostly found in your nearest slip-stream
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Does he fishtail out of the pits ?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# That's Bloody Damon Brill that is!
Nice
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# 'eel never beat button
shameless pearoast as it's tuesday
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Oh he's quite nice.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I give up


I can't make this funny.

Somebody else try:
Source File: Flash .FLA File

Flash Version: Flash Version

EDIT: Hey! I will be 6 years old tonight!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# What do you mean when you say you can't make this funny?
I laughed!
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# wtf?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yay!
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Priorities !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Maybe
give all the characters ridiculous mustaches?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Great camera work there too !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# nicerly!~
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hurrah!
and Happy B3ta-day in advance.
4 months to go til my 6th birthday. Im nowhere near as active on here as i once was but its still my home page and gets checked many times a night.
IT WONT LET GO OF ME!!!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# no kidding
I admit that I am powerless over B3ta and that my life has become unmanagable.


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# 11 days
older than you apparently... we must have started wasting our lives about the same time as each other then!

Happy b3taday?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Anyone wondering what little George is up to these days...?

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# Same as the last 8 years then?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Tremble at my razor-sharp lolitical satire!
afternings, squire.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# :D
and good afternings to you too, sir!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# *polite cricket applause*
very well played there

*relurks*

/incidentally, did anyone else get that Gaz from The Goat this morning?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# bwahahahahaha!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yep
Caused much eyebrow raising it did.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Oooooh.... do tell....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# It was quite amusing
speaking about himself in the third person and all that. Mind you, at least he got to respond to the actions
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Has he been resorting to gaz now?
I think he's been wound up into a state of above-average paranoia by some perceived slight he has received at the hands of cr3.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# yes, and he's adopted a pseudonym to get his point across
which he has also rather conveniently linked to the last few posts he made on b3ta:
www.b3ta.com/links/These_backup_logins_come_in_handy
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Yep I posted in that thread...
Hadn't seen the clever new alias though...

Edit Hahaha I'd not seen the bit about 'other users have been made aware of this post' though.

You're clearly his equivalent of a sealed envelope deposited with a trusted solicitors!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# does anyone perchance have a link to this new b3ta crisis?
Edit: Cheers, Archie!

have just read through it... Goodness me!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahahahahahha! *click*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Did you glue Uncle Max's toupee on your face or his?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# Mine; for when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play
*does the truffle shuffle*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I pity the frog.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# He's got a frog gig !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Arf. I hear he's got a $7m book deal, his 12 most difficult challenges as President.
There's only ten of them, and number one is "Keep Cheney from killing again."

Well, the first bit is true.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07, archived)
# $7 Million book deal?
f*ck, that's a lot of crayons
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# He has a saturday job now...

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Lovely shopperyness!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ding
suck my thumb
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# clarse!~
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Flip, reverse.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I like this!
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Nice!
though, good luck with that!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Ooooooooh yes . . . replace glass with wire mesh screen !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# hehehehehehhe, brill :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# This one's a keeper.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Ooo... A funny n00b!
* You don't get many of them to the pound...

Well done and Woo to You.. Pull up a cat and shop at Morons!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Why you should eat your glowing greens,,,
Atomic vegetable!


Click for bigger (139 kb)

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# The carrot does not care
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# For when Chris Evans eats a carrot, he becomes CARROTMAN!
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# i thought you were gonna say "chokes to death"
i was sorely dissapointed.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# For when Chris Evans eats a carrot, he becomes
CARROTMAN! an arsehole eating a carrot
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
whereas Mick Hucknall just looks like a savoy cabbage covered in rusty vomit
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

Does vomit rust?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# grrrr
too much anti-ginge makes bald ginge angry!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you can still tell he's a ginge though

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I am indeed
and quite happy about it.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I must admit, sir
You're not looking overly happy there, though.

;-)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Face on your egg!!!


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Egg, egg, you said egg.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# cheer up
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# You're not supposed to supply your own identikit pictures
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# vexed baked bean is vexed...
*legs it*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I have 3 days growth on
head and beard now. I'm practically a hippy.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Your ginger secret is revealed!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:05, archived)
# for when eric eats a banana, he becomes
BANANAPHALACTIC SHOCK MAN!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# can you get that from bananas?
I thought it was bees
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Bananaphylaxis?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# see you laters hun
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Bye chap!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
For when Eric eats a carrot banana, someone trips on the banana skin as he frequently throws it on the floor
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Carrot....banana skin.....
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Seventeen.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# He's down the shops, getting me a twix.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I said god!
Not dog.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Could you get him to pick me up a Star Bar while he's there?
Cheers.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:03, archived)
# argh, I have brain failure!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# haha
someone's made a pic of bananaphalactic shock man, forgotten who, it was probably while i was a reader rather than a poster
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Not the Flaming Carrot,
but the Cerenkov Radiation Carrot!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Cerenkov radiation is blue in the visible spectrum
(and eerily beautiful I might add).
:P
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# yeah
I couldn't think of an orange radiation :(
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Carriots of Fire?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Right i'm off out to try out my new lens
See you all laters
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# oooh, Christopher Walken is 66 today
We have the same hair and I am starting to find out that we also have the same humour and eccentricity
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# That carrot is very obviously very homosexual.
I bet it's got a really gay voice, too.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Probably
I dunno though...
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:55, archived)
# eggs
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Oh shiiiii.....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# eggs are pure fat, you know
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# just like my cock
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# And my mum.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I like your mum
she got a bum
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# And a set of anal nunchuk.
Dear Christ I worry about me sometimes.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# the racist red one killed the greeny
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hmm
Red is the culprit, blue is ashamed of his lack of intervention, orange is staying out of it, purple cant believe its actually happened and yellow is in league i reckon
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# bah, he was rotten to the yoke anyway :D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# She's got eggs, she knows how to use 'em....
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Egg, egg, you said egg.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# egg legs, eggs for legs, legs that are eggs
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# I did wonder if I was meant to know what you were talking about.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Know what you were squawking about, like a bird squawks.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Oh dear.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Well I wouldn't eat it.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Gang Green has set in !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Needs more ham.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# exactly
why aren't there any white eggs anymore
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Eggactly
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
#
eggarthide
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# please eggsplain?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# Don't get eggravated
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# well dont eggsagerate then!
i wont tell you eggain
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# don't make me boil over
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# thats a cracking pun
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# shell we dance?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Because all the chickens are upset
and won't make any until you apologise.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# have the brown eggs taken their jobs?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# see, when they start to change colour like that, it means it is time to throw them in the bin
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I love eggs
that green man looks unhappy



I think it's cos he's got no legs
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# i cant draw legs
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# That explains the unhappyness
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# now explain science
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# I'd rather not....
Ive been in labs all day.
Enough science for me
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I am now
in need of a Ham pan sandwich!
Basically a ham and cheese lightly toasted sarnie until the cheese melts then dip the whole thing in egg and fry to buggery.
I might not live long, but by god, i shall live well.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# i will join you in this deadly feast!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# Just make
sure you have a Diet Coke with it. That will destroy all the fat. FACT.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# have chips with that
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Wants
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# hoo dunnit?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# ...oh an egg comes out of a chicken....

...a chicken comes out of an egg...
EgG
EGg
Egg ad infinitum
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# TEH FEAR!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# brilliant!
FEARS!
Woo yeah!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# thank you!
I wonder what Lily would make of it though..
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21, archived)
# a whole string
of question marks i would imagine
No hamr done - she should be stoked for the free publicity!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# That explains who came first . . .
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# This is what happens when eggheads start thinking outside the box
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# it's not easy
being green. And an egg. And an explorer. And a quadraplegic.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ZZZZZT!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
T!

mraw!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Dangerous Dominoes!
or lego
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Only hat wearers can touch the shuriken remote suspended from the ceiling.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# so its not a waffle that someone has thrown at the wall then?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# it's the end of a teabag squeezer
/Guardian blog
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Or a garlic press
/smelly blog
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# mm garlic noms
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# What should I have with my garlic tonight, Nibbles?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# salmon and roast veg
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That head with it's real-feel hair
it comes up with great things.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Pork and Lavender
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I'm going to try that.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# it really does work
Trial and error, is the only way to do it. The lavender has to be fresh and put it in towards the end as the taste goes away quickly.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# What I made in my course last night
Porchette* of Pork, with a handful - yes, a handful - of crushed garlic, fennel seed and ground black pepper.

2.5 kg of sheer awesomeness.

Edit: * Bone-in loin joint, with the skin removed, seasoning put on, and then skin re-attached (tied on with string).
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Phwooooar
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# You're welcome to bring manwife round with you to share it.
:)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# I might hold you to that next month!
Speaking of which, are we still doing lunch somewhere in the next 11 days? Blodoy hell, Tom needs to be here *shines a picture of a pompadour on the clouds*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Well, I'm up for it!
When did we (or in fact, did we at all) agree a date for this extravaganza?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# We agreed on a section of the month
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# ideally on the 11th for me
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I'm up for that as long as JPG is.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Works for me.
\o/

That was easy!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# ok for me
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# YES!
We're all sorted!

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34, archived)
# excellent :)
now then, where?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know, JMG's the one who lives there....
I can only navigate us to the seedier parts of Camden and Soho.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:42, archived)
# jam master geordie? *fears typo*
shoreditch has some fairly nice grub huts
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# *fears also*
Edit: I have a couple of places in mind, dunnae worry.

And they are unlikely to be in Camden, that much I can assure you of.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Sorry love, I've been crossposting all afternoon.
You are of course, superior in all ways.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Awwww, pickle....
That's very kind of you.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# No, it's just true.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48, archived)
# I'm so hiring you as my P.R.
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I called you a delicious beast earlier.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Did you???
You saucepot, you...

*blushes*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I did, and I totally meant it.
I might make you a plaque for your desk with it on.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *goes very red indeed*
You wonderful Cap'n, you.

*mwah*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00, archived)
# *beams*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *checks calendar*
Easter Saturday, yes?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# That's the one.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Ah. We might well need to narrow that down a bit more, methinks.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# wassat?
*seriously how did that work? i've literally just come back to b3ta and the signal is on and burning brightly*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# FUCKYEAH.
Fop magic.

What was it, the 2nd to the 11th April?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# well i'm home 7th to the 17th
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# that would explain the two bits jumping out of it
they must be some kind of forrian stink lines
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Nomnomnom.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# "it's the end of a teabag squeezer" what posh nonsense is this?
don't they have fingers where you live?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Massive lego brick, possibly.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# it could be an engineering brick
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Don't be silly, bricks can't be engineers.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I wish they would, they would do a better job
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Hey my dad's an engineer.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# depends on what kind
We deal with structural engineers, most of them don't have a clue.

I wanted to be a civil engineer and build bridges
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# *shrugs* an engineer.
Designed satellite stuff.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# in all the times that I've had an electric shock
It has never gone zzzzzzzzzzt!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Were you properly Earthed?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# some times yes, some times no
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# i've had a few electric shocks
and have never been thrown across the room. always been slightly disappointed
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I have
bloody French sockets
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# wet your hands first
It worked for me.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:53, archived)
# DO NOT TOUCH FLUFFY DICE
Seriously, I miss pachey.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# this
DO NOT GO TO BED IN BACONS
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# DO NOT TETRIS THE BOXES
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# :-(
she flirted with me a bit, once. A long time ago.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# She told me she didn't like star wars
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Stick a fork in it !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
# as you command
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ZZZZT !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Fred approves

(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# GAH
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# ARghhhh ffs!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# *gets the raging horn*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I get the raping horn
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# what happens when you blow it?
*fears*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# you wake up soar
(and pregnant)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# holy moly
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Due to scheduled maintenance the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Madonna goes shopping...


(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
funny cause its true - woo!
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Malawi = Kids R Us
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Gotta catch 'em all.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# *LOL*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# ^the comment above this
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ^that
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# ^I concur^
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^here! here!^
*fiddles expenses*
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Pokemadge?
My Malawian 6 year old orphan ranks level 8 in poverty.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# with special aids powers
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Needs more drinking water
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21, archived)
# That one's hers already!
I bet it'd be MUCH more difficult for me to adopt a Malawian/Sudanese/Other places not best for kiddies child.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:09, archived)
# I don't keep track of her aids infested pets
just like the flock of Angelina, it's huge
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:10, archived)
# She's collecting them so she can stand them in colour order
I'm sure of it.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# there is only 1 way to find out
apply and we can have our first B3ta board baby
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# first?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13, archived)
# the rest are cardboard fakes
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# no they belong to angry wife and prick husband
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# ah, you have only been here a month
There have been many b3ta babies
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# actual babies, or flouncers?
:D
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# not one that we get to share
that we all adopt. have been here years...lurking
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# They all belong to her
She is buying up the country bit by bit
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I think she's making an army.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# an army of kids with African aids
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# The worst kind of aids
Worse than bum aids, even.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# it is like bad aids, times 12'0
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# army of what?
Orphan beggars ?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# Former orphan beggars
Future cone bikini-clad killers.
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Maddawi?
Malonna?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# see, she is even going to change the name
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# HAHAH
TOAP but I forgive you :)
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaahahaah
spot on
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:12, archived)
# haha
"I like this one, but you do one in 'girl' and perhaps a bit smaller so we can fit her in the Range Rover?"
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)
# No . . . we just bag the little game !
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15, archived)
# why does she want a black one?
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# It looks nice with her purse
(, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20, archived)

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