I found out what raunchy DVD Jacqui Smith's husband rented out
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:27,
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I hear they are saying it was a miss print, he actually watch two films about corn
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:29,
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aaah!
I did think about having her head peeping out, but thought that would frighten the children.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:32,
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I know!
it would be infuriating if she had to resign over something so trivial and unimportant, and not because of her merry trampling* over civil liberties etc etc.
*stampeding
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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*stampeding
She needs culling. If it's over some stupid bill for porn, so be it.
Al Capone wasn't done for his real crimes either.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:41,
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that's a very good point :)
but in years to come it would be nice if the specimen jar had the right label on it...
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:48,
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And we paid for him to do so.
They have an internet connection, what was he doing paying for porn in the first place?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:34,
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you can get porn on the internet?
*sets fire to pile of Mayfair*
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:35,
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Only a tenner!!
He could have paid himself,
but his missus might have sen his credit card statement and found out!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:37,
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but his missus might have sen his credit card statement and found out!
Might have been better than having to apologise to the whole country for having a five knuckle shuffle.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:38,
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film at eleven!*
* only if you prepay for packages C and/or D, if you bought packages A or B then I'm afraid its disney for you
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:36,
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I know it's not supposed to...
...but it gives me the raging horn.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:42,
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absolutely superb! :)
/in a 'wish i'd thought of it' kinda way :D
great work
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 21:15,
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great work
sorry for the TJ but
i really hope this isn't an April Fools: uk.imdb.com/title/tt1289414/
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:18,
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Hahaha
but a) he only cut the lobe off and b) the external part of the organ known as an ear is actually called a pinna not the ear.
*shuffles off to his friendless hovel*
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13,
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*shuffles off to his friendless hovel*
And c) van is just a definite article, not a real part of the name
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:06,
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HAHAHAHAHA!
...Click!
...but he's still a ging!! ear or no ear a ging is an abomination on gods true earth!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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...but he's still a ging!! ear or no ear a ging is an abomination on gods true earth!
damn, I keep threatening to go but this year I have a) no girlfriend (anymore) and b) a tad more money so I'm actually gonna show up to a few
Derby bash looks fab
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:09,
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I'm still scared that everyone on the internet is a pervert
or a nonce, or even a serial killer. Then I remembered I was also from the internet, and also a massive murderous nonce-perv, so false alarm!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:13,
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I was scared of that
But they turned out to be just fine after a few pints.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:14,
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But the internet owes me beer, I will no be satisfied by puns until my thirst is quenched
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:17,
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Make one then,
Like I made the Dec one.
Go to Calendar and put one in.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:19,
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Go to Calendar and put one in.
Good point...
But Sunday morning travelling???
Some people like to go to bashes who live miles away!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:47,
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Some people like to go to bashes who live miles away!
ha!
how delightfully impractical. but lots of free minutes, at least.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:51,
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the background reminds me of York
I want to go to York, right now
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:55,
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I'm going there on Thursday.
Apparently I'm going to learn how to communicate.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:57,
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Sod that
Take a camera and lose yourself in York, I love the place. Feels like home, should having been there 14 times :). I wish I lived nearer to it, the Shambles is lovely. I just love the place :)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:01,
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It is a lovely place.
Although when I visited it as a child I got travelsick on the way up and vomited in the Jorvik centre.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:06,
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They wouldn't notice in the Jovik centre, I have also been in there, tooooooo many times
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:15,
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Well, you don't say much to me at work!!
;)
Been to Cov?..How'd it go??
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:02,
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Been to Cov?..How'd it go??
I've been and I think it went alright.
Some cheeky bugger isn't being interviewed till the 8th so I won't hear anything till after then.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:05,
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It reminds me...
...of Exeter.
And as pretty as it is, I don't care if I never go back there.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:01,
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And as pretty as it is, I don't care if I never go back there.
hahaha, I like Exeter, but you have to take out a loan just to pay for parking
Exeter is only nice if you stay in the old parts of it, the new parts are nasty
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The old Tudor bits...
...are gorgeous.
I just have bad memories of the place. Like an acid flashback of the film "The Postman".
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:05,
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I just have bad memories of the place. Like an acid flashback of the film "The Postman".
The Rougement gardens is a lovely place to sit and get stoned on a sunny day
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:12,
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Close call, but yes!!
EDIT:
I've only just noticed the handbag!!
So it pisses all over frazzles!!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:04,
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I've only just noticed the handbag!!
So it pisses all over frazzles!!
is that sarcasm?
...stupid optimisation ruined it alot and now i've lost the origiinal :(
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:44,
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Cosmo Smallpiece I believe
my favourite Les Dawson character - but where are the wire glasses?
and click by the way
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:54,
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and click by the way
Haha, all you did was run around on strange blob shaped worlds doing stuff
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:43,
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Apparently I have a fan
Someone likes my little animal animations so here, have the whole lot:
Toad:
Duck: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/duck.gif
Penguin: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/penguin.gif
Ostrich: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/ostrich.gif
Cat:
Smoking cat (don't ask): i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/bongcat.gif
Fish: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/fish.gif
Llama: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/llama.gif
:D
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:28,
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Toad:
Duck: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/duck.gif
Penguin: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/penguin.gif
Ostrich: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/ostrich.gif
Cat:
Smoking cat (don't ask): i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/bongcat.gif
Fish: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/fish.gif
Llama: i33.photobucket.com/albums/d70/sexychevo/llama.gif
:D
O_O
oh..
well, they should be given a good frowning at :)
I like these animations
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:30,
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well, they should be given a good frowning at :)
I like these animations
tis broked :(
"Forbidden
You don't have permission to access /b2b/pics/Lace_Fan.jpg on this server."
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:33,
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You don't have permission to access /b2b/pics/Lace_Fan.jpg on this server."
REPOST/SPAM/FAIL/ARRRRRGHH
DOES NOT COMPUTE! OVERLOAD!
WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Great pics :)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:30,
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WARNING! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
Great pics :)
I've actually only posted three of these here before.
So there T_T
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:31,
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hahaha awesome
i like the 'mep' and 'maak' ones the most.
Any chance you could post all these as images rather than links? I want to click 'i like this' but the lack of purdy pichaz is preventing me from doing so....
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:36,
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Any chance you could post all these as images rather than links? I want to click 'i like this' but the lack of purdy pichaz is preventing me from doing so....
I really like those tenners in your bank account
can i have the lot, please?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:39,
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I never knowed that ostritches went HUNNAAK
You learn everyday ^^
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:43,
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French cats go "Wrillow!"
It's probably a ploy to avoid being eaten or something.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 19:03,
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Also, if you edit and hit enter between the text and before the picture code
the text will be above the picture.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20,
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I'm not going to make any more images
until I can think of a better one than this
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:17,
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Was she designed by the same person as Kryten?
Nice first post.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:17,
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Algoriddim
yeah, photoshoppe quickie - lots of brush strokes and finger pushes... if only i'd know about algorhythm method, Frankenstein wouldn't have got pregnant...
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:22,
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Wormylouse is going to be throttling his cocktail sausage in YOUR honour tonight.
He'll love it.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:57,
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stare at the magenta....
that's what i said to------ --------:)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 20:31,
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I think Cock Tuesday already has a couple of badges
but I will add BLD's to my profile.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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Whoever that guy is
I'd like to meet him. And punch him in his stupid face.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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He's awesome and everyone that doesn't like him's a fucking dick.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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We know who's cool and who isn't.
Speaking of which, I found some lovely DMs earlier.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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i'd like some DMs but i can't imagine they'd suit me.
i'd like sid vicious
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:40,
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DMs are great!
That said, I've only just managed to wean myself off them after about 15 years...
eek!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:43,
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eek!
DMs ARE great
however Sid Vicious wasn't. Anyone that deliberately hangs around with John 'Fucking' Lydon must be a bell end.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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The exception that proves this rule is, of course,
Jah Wobble.
So, once again, ma'am - you win the points.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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So, once again, ma'am - you win the points.
Doc Marten's, right?
A skinny ladyfriend of mine used to wear them with A-line mini dresses. She looked like a golf club with a fancy cover, bless her little heart.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:42,
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Seriously.
Flower print and everything. And she was a cute little redhead so as long as you didn't look at her feet, she was the girl you might like to meet your mum.
The DMs and the lack of knickers told the true story though.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:48,
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The DMs and the lack of knickers told the true story though.
What a gent you are, sir!
*barely surpressed guffaws*
My best course of action was to make sure any potential bed-mate *never* met my mum.
So as not to scare them away for ever.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50,
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My best course of action was to make sure any potential bed-mate *never* met my mum.
So as not to scare them away for ever.
My ex's mum was brilliant
bitched and moaned constantly that blondes were evil, then told him I was obviously a 'harlot' (her words) because I had red underwear on.
I stole her precious son's virginity. On her side of the bed.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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I stole her precious son's virginity. On her side of the bed.
On which rather uplifting note, I shall bid you adieu, my dear Fae...
*Hugs & Snogs*
See you later, lovely!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:58,
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See you later, lovely!
She's long gone and I didn't name her...
...so at least I can pretend to be a gent.
I am lacking in the mum department so I've never had to deal with that. Must be horrible, having someone shred your taste in partners in front of you.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:59,
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I am lacking in the mum department so I've never had to deal with that. Must be horrible, having someone shred your taste in partners in front of you.
Oh, no disrespect intended, sir
It was very funny, that's all.
The 'Trial by Mum' thing was a nightmarish experience, and one I wince about even now...
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:02,
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The 'Trial by Mum' thing was a nightmarish experience, and one I wince about even now...
None taken, JP.
If I was easily offended, I'd be over at ICHCB.
Actually, I do have a stepmother - lovely woman mind you - and I've never met anyone who has tried to be so non-judgemental in all my life. There have been occasions of stifled laughter though.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:06,
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Actually, I do have a stepmother - lovely woman mind you - and I've never met anyone who has tried to be so non-judgemental in all my life. There have been occasions of stifled laughter though.
The internet makes it far too easy to be nasty to people without repercussion.
He might be a nice guy, he might be an arse. How would I know?
All I can say is that he's a) a geek's geek and b) brave.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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All I can say is that he's a) a geek's geek and b) brave.
Of course.
I like the way he's helping us visualise a post-apocolyptic world where people decorate themselves in the detritus of our glorious technological past.
If it hadn't been done already in Mad Max, I'd sort out a novella for him.
[/Bad sci-fi writer's blog]
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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If it hadn't been done already in Mad Max, I'd sort out a novella for him.
[/Bad sci-fi writer's blog]
Hey I've been stark bollock naked on b3ta
and I get plenty of comments that I'd be surprised to hear to my face in the pub. Fucking internets! ;)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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If I ever see you in a pub
I shall have to have balls enough for the entire internet and say something terrible.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:46,
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girls don't count and you know it.
/grumbles something about damned chivalrous behaviour.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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There are far better things to do than tell ME of all people
that I can get away with something.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:49,
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0_o
Really?
My ugly fizzog is on the net here and there, but I can't imagine doing a glory shot for the world at large. Respect (and a small amount of fear) due and given. Also to THFH who did that whole tinfoil thing.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:54,
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My ugly fizzog is on the net here and there, but I can't imagine doing a glory shot for the world at large. Respect (and a small amount of fear) due and given. Also to THFH who did that whole tinfoil thing.
Yes indeed.
But think,
if there weren't people willing to arbitrarily declare their wish to punch others in the face (when said others are brave enough, to stand up for what they believe in)...
...then this would massively detract from their bravery, and thus obviate the point in them standing up in the first place.
Basically, its the cunts which make everything worthwhile =]
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:50,
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if there weren't people willing to arbitrarily declare their wish to punch others in the face (when said others are brave enough, to stand up for what they believe in)...
...then this would massively detract from their bravery, and thus obviate the point in them standing up in the first place.
Basically, its the cunts which make everything worthwhile =]
Oh he's awesome, alright.
But awesomeness and punch-in-the-face-ability are not mutually exclusive.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:35,
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Why...
are you some sort of ninja wizard?
Aswell as a pirate captain!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:51,
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Aswell as a pirate captain!
^ see, nutcases never say they're good fighters
until it's too late
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56,
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until it's too late
Hahahaha
that's true actually.
Right, I'm off. Buh-bye lovely prodge.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:01,
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Right, I'm off. Buh-bye lovely prodge.
:D she might not have to.
Men get ever so upset when you punch their female friends.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:56,
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I think the cape/bedsheet thing could use work
otherwise a sterling effort
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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I guess the
controllers around his neck are to make strangling him easier.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:34,
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Profile for discomeats
a member for 4 years, 5 months and 17 days
at which point did you work that out :D
edit: and remember, I even did you a theme tune in response to someone calling you an albino aussie horsefucker :D
I remember it like it was yesterday (21/8/2008)
:D
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:20,
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at which point did you work that out :D
edit: and remember, I even did you a theme tune in response to someone calling you an albino aussie horsefucker :D
I remember it like it was yesterday (21/8/2008)
:D
well, if he simply walks into mordor with those as weapons
he's fucking orc-food/sexual-playtoy
:D
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:11,
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:D
You know I supect it might mean
Do not dye...(But this is a half remembered guess)
Edit: Do not wash, do not dry clean??
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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Edit: Do not wash, do not dry clean??
i hope it was cheap
without a wash or dry clean you wont get much use out of it.
Unless you are Swampy.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:45,
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Unless you are Swampy.
Reading about Alastair Cook on wikipedia.
I came across the chap doing a rather accurate impression of Furtive.
I couldn't help myself.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:27,
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I couldn't help myself.
haha
or as we used to say round these parts..
"that's a lovely shirt but I'd hate to fight the fucker that fits it" ;)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:32,
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"that's a lovely shirt but I'd hate to fight the fucker that fits it" ;)
Yes I did think it was in slightly poor taste heading over there in combat fatigues...
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18,
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Well, she did look rather good in the 'Rain' video*
*even though it was supposedly about golden showers or some such malarkey.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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Ahhhhhhhh, yes.
That'd be the one.
Would you all excuse me for a moment?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:39,
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Would you all excuse me for a moment?
Make sure he's getting his Jew Water.
I don't even get Jew Water. Unfair.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:19,
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Get a filter jug
Fill the cartridge bit with matzoh - bing! Kosher water :)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:23,
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I'd like to see her try and nick a pirate child from Somalia.
In fact, that's a reality show I'd endorse.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:25,
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Call me an old fart
no, really...
But I'd really like it if you refrained from such racist terms. I don't know - you may be black yourself - but I'm a bit uncomfortable with words like that on my interweb.
Thank you muchly.
Of course - feel free to tell me to get knotted :)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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But I'd really like it if you refrained from such racist terms. I don't know - you may be black yourself - but I'm a bit uncomfortable with words like that on my interweb.
Thank you muchly.
Of course - feel free to tell me to get knotted :)
Does her T-shirt say:
1. Malawi Love Mother or
2. Malawi Love Fucker?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:29,
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2. Malawi Love Fucker?
I was going to do Jenson Button, but that would have been too easy...
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:10,
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Series! Series!
Kipper Raikkonen, Fernando Allama, Giancarlo Fisi-shell-a. Endless fun.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13,
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Michael Sharkmacher.
Schoolmacher.
I don't know. I'm shopping for shoes.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:14,
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I don't know. I'm shopping for shoes.
What size are you?
They don't really say anything about a woman with big feet do they.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15,
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My mum is a size three or something, apparently she is almost bordering on the specialist in shoe shops nowadays.
And 'they' is just the usual 'they', y'know, the people who are always trying to ban things on tabloid front pages.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:17,
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what are they saying about women with big feet?
A situation I luckily don't find myself in.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:18,
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The design are just
a tad too kookie. I appreciate the daring, but they need to take a step back.
I can;t think of a more interesting make, though.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:26,
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I can;t think of a more interesting make, though.
De Havilland, Lotus and Poetic Licence come up with some interesting stuff
but I love IC best of all.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:30,
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I saw a Vivian westwood advert ages ago
in which the model was wearing these closed toed heels but the front was shaped like buggs bunny's feet.
I thought they were so cool but I've never seen them since.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:36,
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I thought they were so cool but I've never seen them since.
They might have them on Hervia.
I'm not talking to Vivienne at the moment, she's stopped making a t shirt I wanted.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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haha, the bitch!
The nearest they have is the ones that have toe shapedat the end, though I'm sure the one in the ad it was really exaggerated, as well as being much higher.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:47,
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That's not Rubens - it's clearly Mika Hakkinen.
The Flying Finn
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:13,
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*hands coat*
"There's the door"
*points*
/laughed too much at that
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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*points*
/laughed too much at that
I give up
I can't make this funny.
Somebody else try:
Source File: Flash .FLA File
Flash Version: Flash Version
EDIT: Hey! I will be 6 years old tonight!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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I can't make this funny.
Somebody else try:
Source File: Flash .FLA File
Flash Version: Flash Version
EDIT: Hey! I will be 6 years old tonight!
What do you mean when you say you can't make this funny?
I laughed!
:D
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:08,
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:D
Hurrah!
and Happy B3ta-day in advance.
4 months to go til my 6th birthday. Im nowhere near as active on here as i once was but its still my home page and gets checked many times a night.
IT WONT LET GO OF ME!!!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:33,
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4 months to go til my 6th birthday. Im nowhere near as active on here as i once was but its still my home page and gets checked many times a night.
IT WONT LET GO OF ME!!!
no kidding
I admit that I am powerless over B3ta and that my life has become unmanagable.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:38,
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11 days
older than you apparently... we must have started wasting our lives about the same time as each other then!
Happy b3taday?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:41,
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Happy b3taday?
Tremble at my razor-sharp lolitical satire!
afternings, squire.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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*polite cricket applause*
very well played there
*relurks*
/incidentally, did anyone else get that Gaz from The Goat this morning?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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*relurks*
/incidentally, did anyone else get that Gaz from The Goat this morning?
It was quite amusing
speaking about himself in the third person and all that. Mind you, at least he got to respond to the actions
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15,
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Has he been resorting to gaz now?
I think he's been wound up into a state of above-average paranoia by some perceived slight he has received at the hands of cr3.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:15,
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yes, and he's adopted a pseudonym to get his point across
which he has also rather conveniently linked to the last few posts he made on b3ta:
www.b3ta.com/links/These_backup_logins_come_in_handy
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16,
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www.b3ta.com/links/These_backup_logins_come_in_handy
Yep I posted in that thread...
Hadn't seen the clever new alias though...
Edit Hahaha I'd not seen the bit about 'other users have been made aware of this post' though.
You're clearly his equivalent of a sealed envelope deposited with a trusted solicitors!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:21,
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Edit Hahaha I'd not seen the bit about 'other users have been made aware of this post' though.
You're clearly his equivalent of a sealed envelope deposited with a trusted solicitors!
does anyone perchance have a link to this new b3ta crisis?
Edit: Cheers, Archie!
have just read through it... Goodness me!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:16,
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have just read through it... Goodness me!
Mine; for when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play
*does the truffle shuffle*
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:11,
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Arf. I hear he's got a $7m book deal, his 12 most difficult challenges as President.
There's only ten of them, and number one is "Keep Cheney from killing again."
Well, the first bit is true.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:07,
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Well, the first bit is true.
Ooo... A funny n00b!
* You don't get many of them to the pound...
Well done and Woo to You.. Pull up a cat and shop at Morons!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:12,
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Well done and Woo to You.. Pull up a cat and shop at Morons!
Why you should eat your glowing greens,,,
Atomic vegetable!
Click for bigger (139 kb)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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Click for bigger (139 kb)
i thought you were gonna say "chokes to death"
i was sorely dissapointed.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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For when Chris Evans eats a carrot, he becomes
CARROTMAN! an arsehole eating a carrot
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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hahaha
whereas Mick Hucknall just looks like a savoy cabbage covered in rusty vomit
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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I must admit, sir
You're not looking overly happy there, though.
;-)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:58,
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;-)
I have 3 days growth on
head and beard now. I'm practically a hippy.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:04,
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for when eric eats a banana, he becomes
BANANAPHALACTIC SHOCK MAN!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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For when Eric eats a carrot banana, someone trips on the banana skin as he frequently throws it on the floor
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:39,
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Could you get him to pick me up a Star Bar while he's there?
Cheers.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:03,
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haha
someone's made a pic of bananaphalactic shock man, forgotten who, it was probably while i was a reader rather than a poster
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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Cerenkov radiation is blue in the visible spectrum
(and eerily beautiful I might add).
:P
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 17:00,
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:P
oooh, Christopher Walken is 66 today
We have the same hair and I am starting to find out that we also have the same humour and eccentricity
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:48,
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That carrot is very obviously very homosexual.
I bet it's got a really gay voice, too.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:52,
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And a set of anal nunchuk.
Dear Christ I worry about me sometimes.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:53,
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hmm
Red is the culprit, blue is ashamed of his lack of intervention, orange is staying out of it, purple cant believe its actually happened and yellow is in league i reckon
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:24,
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I did wonder if I was meant to know what you were talking about.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Because all the chickens are upset
and won't make any until you apologise.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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see, when they start to change colour like that, it means it is time to throw them in the bin
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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I'd rather not....
Ive been in labs all day.
Enough science for me
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:36,
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Enough science for me
I am now
in need of a Ham pan sandwich!
Basically a ham and cheese lightly toasted sarnie until the cheese melts then dip the whole thing in egg and fry to buggery.
I might not live long, but by god, i shall live well.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:33,
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Basically a ham and cheese lightly toasted sarnie until the cheese melts then dip the whole thing in egg and fry to buggery.
I might not live long, but by god, i shall live well.
Just make
sure you have a Diet Coke with it. That will destroy all the fat. FACT.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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...oh an egg comes out of a chicken....
...a chicken comes out of an egg...
EgG
EGg
Egg ad infinitum
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:34,
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...a chicken comes out of an egg...
EgG
EGg
Egg ad infinitum
TEH FEAR!
*Spams my lily allen vid*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_W9RGHkX-w&feature=channel
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_W9RGHkX-w&feature=channel
a whole string
of question marks i would imagine
No hamr done - she should be stoked for the free publicity!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 18:09,
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No hamr done - she should be stoked for the free publicity!
This is what happens when eggheads start thinking outside the box
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:35,
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it's not easy
being green. And an egg. And an explorer. And a quadraplegic.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:40,
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Only hat wearers can touch the shuriken remote suspended from the ceiling.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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That head with it's real-feel hair
it comes up with great things.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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it really does work
Trial and error, is the only way to do it. The lavender has to be fresh and put it in towards the end as the taste goes away quickly.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:26,
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What I made in my course last night
Porchette* of Pork, with a handful - yes, a handful - of crushed garlic, fennel seed and ground black pepper.
2.5 kg of sheer awesomeness.
Edit: * Bone-in loin joint, with the skin removed, seasoning put on, and then skin re-attached (tied on with string).
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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2.5 kg of sheer awesomeness.
Edit: * Bone-in loin joint, with the skin removed, seasoning put on, and then skin re-attached (tied on with string).
You're welcome to bring manwife round with you to share it.
:)
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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I might hold you to that next month!
Speaking of which, are we still doing lunch somewhere in the next 11 days? Blodoy hell, Tom needs to be here *shines a picture of a pompadour on the clouds*
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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Well, I'm up for it!
When did we (or in fact, did we at all) agree a date for this extravaganza?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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I don't know, JMG's the one who lives there....
I can only navigate us to the seedier parts of Camden and Soho.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:42,
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jam master geordie? *fears typo*
shoreditch has some fairly nice grub huts
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:43,
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*fears also*
Edit: I have a couple of places in mind, dunnae worry.
And they are unlikely to be in Camden, that much I can assure you of.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:44,
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And they are unlikely to be in Camden, that much I can assure you of.
Sorry love, I've been crossposting all afternoon.
You are of course, superior in all ways.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:45,
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I did, and I totally meant it.
I might make you a plaque for your desk with it on.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:58,
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Ah. We might well need to narrow that down a bit more, methinks.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:30,
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wassat?
*seriously how did that work? i've literally just come back to b3ta and the signal is on and burning brightly*
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:28,
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that would explain the two bits jumping out of it
they must be some kind of forrian stink lines
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:21,
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"it's the end of a teabag squeezer" what posh nonsense is this?
don't they have fingers where you live?
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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depends on what kind
We deal with structural engineers, most of them don't have a clue.
I wanted to be a civil engineer and build bridges
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:25,
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I wanted to be a civil engineer and build bridges
in all the times that I've had an electric shock
It has never gone zzzzzzzzzzt!
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:17,
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i've had a few electric shocks
and have never been thrown across the room. always been slightly disappointed
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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Due to scheduled maintenance the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
:D
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:20,
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Pokemadge?
My Malawian 6 year old orphan ranks level 8 in poverty.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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That one's hers already!
I bet it'd be MUCH more difficult for me to adopt a Malawian/Sudanese/Other places not best for kiddies child.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:09,
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I don't keep track of her aids infested pets
just like the flock of Angelina, it's huge
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:10,
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She's collecting them so she can stand them in colour order
I'm sure of it.
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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there is only 1 way to find out
apply and we can have our first B3ta board baby
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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ah, you have only been here a month
There have been many b3ta babies
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:15,
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not one that we get to share
that we all adopt. have been here years...lurking
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:16,
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They all belong to her
She is buying up the country bit by bit
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Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:11,
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haha
"I like this one, but you do one in 'girl' and perhaps a bit smaller so we can fit her in the Range Rover?"
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