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# Noon all... I've only gone and drawn the god damned batman
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Lovely style.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:53, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)
# I thought it was a donkey for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
I can no longer see Batman, only the donkey... always the donkey
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:54, archived)
# BADASS BATASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# new newsletter
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue558/

QUESTION: Which is the best meat?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:34, archived)
# fist
(1.618..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
# sceond
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:35, archived)
#
thats not a meat
(1.618..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Pig
from which comes...


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:37, archived)
# ba-con
sheep go ba. Pig is not sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
#
twitpic.com/bgmtow
(1.618..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# There's no "I" in MEAT
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# there is an eye in MEATPIE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# Also, FISHPIE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:45, archived)
# it's been a while since I was last in a fishpie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# mystery
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Wild?
or domesticated?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Wild.
Hunted down and throttled bare-handed, in the traditional fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:37, archived)
# surely it ish assmeat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:41, archived)
# beef cheeks
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:46, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0GnBmwtDGU&t=2m34s
(1.618..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:50, archived)
# Swan
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Anything you
can put your penis in to.
(BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)
# can anyone explain this one to me?
b3ta.com/questions/noselfawareness/post1799198
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# NO is the chemical symbol for Nitrous Oxide,
the rest is shelf explanatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:22, archived)
# *cries while plotting to kill grrrrmachine*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# NO2 shelf awarenKILL ME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:24, archived)
# oh god
I understood 'shelf' I even understood NO

I just didn't put them together

the BO bit confused me. I thought it was something to do with Bono on a shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)
# cheers
Kebab meat after 10 pints of boiling piss and a couple of buckfast depth chargers
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Alive meat
also can we have some more recent photos of you for xmas as I'm fed up having to colour balance the old shit shots on the internets, k thnx bai
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:49, archived)
# Fish clopper
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:29, archived)
# Salt n Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] It's quite a tall card...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I am printing it now and posting it to my local Vicar
He may be too busy grooming to read it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)
# There's nothing worse than an unkempt clergyman.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:31, archived)
# *clicky*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 18:11, archived)
# He made me do it! *sobs

(I'm under no illusions that this is in anyway original or indeed good)
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# it's only rock and roll but I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:55, archived)
# KEEEF!
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:56, archived)
# TEEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Jeremy?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Kyle?
(I helped save b3ta! w33b I'm Bigger, and Bolder, and Rougher and Tougher, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# T. Horse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Power
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:28, archived)
# TEEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# :(())
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:06, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ...but it's fun, and that's all that matters :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Great TEEFS.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] high rise solution
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:41, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a lazy santa!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Excellent work, Smashing indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Click!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:25, archived)
# That's making my eyes go red!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:27, archived)
# that's not sprouts is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:29, archived)
# No
I hate sprouts.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:32, archived)
# That is not going to fit on an LP cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:36, archived)
# smily!
(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Ha Ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:46, archived)
# brilliant
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Yay! I seem to remember one like this with a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:06, archived)
# top hole!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I made this last year.


My friends were disturbed.

(darkMishkin, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# you'd better not shout....
Eek!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:37, archived)
# sleep tight, little ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:39, archived)
# bit of Monkey Dust about this :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:44, archived)
# Blimey!
I likey

Edit: this was my last years effort.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
I made this one a while back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
# Similar thoughts...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Last year effort too:
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Who will win the fight over traditions?
(I helped save b3ta! Memaxx, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# depends if Zwarte Piet is refereeing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:23, archived)
# Ha ha.
I've heard of this. It's as bonkers as Darkie Day in Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Cor, I just realised its my candle day!
No wonder I felt compelled to comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# harpy candlings
comment more
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:29, archived)
# LOL!
And by the way the Shard has just gone super-nova!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
# Are they shooting the new Star Trek movie there?
Get some epic lens flare from that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:29, archived)
# mad! work wont buy me a blind the tight sods
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:29, archived)
# Just cut out a shard shaped piece of paper and blu tack it to
your window.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:31, archived)
# just wait a few years and sue them for permenant sun burn and spots in the eyes
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:34, archived)
# what are you talking about? I never noticed any lens flare in Star trek
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:47, archived)
# I saw some DVDs of the original series the other day,
remastered with new digital special effects.

I kid you not, they have actually gone back and put lens flare on the original series.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:57, archived)
# FFS
what's wrong with making a film with normal lighting conditions on it? Too many films in the 90s were literally too dark to watch for me, and now they are all too shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Back in the day
they would reject takes with lens flare
Now they add the shit in!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# MY EYES!
stupid shard in stupid London.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:32, archived)
# The Illuminati are awakening
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# *grabs sleeping mask*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:34, archived)
# Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:51, archived)
# arf!
Fuck 'im up Santa!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Do advent calendars count?

Made this for my girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# haha
TCOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Ha ha ha,
what's behind the doors?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Larry Grayson in a rubber kimono
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# look at the muck (I've left) in here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, archived)
# It's just occured to me that it should be little pictures of Jeremy Kyle
but it is in fact just sweets and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Tiny pieces of a tiny Jeremy Kyle model.
The head is in day 24, together with some voodoo pins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# I know who the father is!
it's either:
a) Saddam
b) Max Clifford
c) Hitler
d) Geoff Capes
e) Lionel Richie

find out who on tomorrow's episode of XMAS DADGUESS

far too much coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# DADGUESS
is what The Jeremy Kyle Show would be called if it was written by Chris Morris
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Nicely :)
what pleasant/nasty surprises are behind the windows?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:09, archived)
# Nasty surprises in an advent calendar?
No, sweets and notes because I love her and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# fantastical
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# Most Excellent!
Where can I buy one?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Awse!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# i made a much shiter one for the girl i split up with an hour ago. :(


the get furcked bit was her idea. :D it wasn't a break up advent calender. that would be dark.
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:43, archived)
# but he's got a halo...
the plot thickens...
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# That is excellent
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:00, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
okeydokeywriteajokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# SHOW ME IN HEAT MAGAZINE WHERE MAX CLIFFORD TOUCHED YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Taking satire to the MAX (Clifford)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Clifford The Big Red Moletser
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] also, this is for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:05, archived)
# I don't want to know why Santa's beard is yellow
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# Indeed.
This is why I toned it down to keep it in good taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# powerful :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Do not want
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Rolf harris in two little boys shocker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Do you mean 'Man in his eighties' in two little boys shocker?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# see, when I read that headline I thought they'd arrested someone from the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# that entire decade is guilty!
...of love in the first degree!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# FUCKING EARWORM YOU BASTARD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# I was quite a bit in love with Keren Woodward at the time
Sarah Dalin would occassionally help us out too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha, don't forget to send Siobahn Fahey out for chips and gravy
while you're 'at it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# heheh!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:30, archived)
# It was acceptable in the 80s

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# my lawyer has advised me to say nothing as I've said too much already
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I hope that this allegation that Rolf Harris molested children isn't repeated on the internet.
Who knows what sort of problems that would cause.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# I never said that, I was talking about his song two little boys which was a shocker of a record

think I've got away with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I, for one, am shocked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# hahah jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:08, archived)
# fuck all to do with me
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:15, archived)
# so tell me, that water into wine trick....
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# 'Search still doesn't work'
or 'Brought to you by Britain's foremost unsearchable puerile digital arts community'
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:10, archived)
# clbrting 20 yrz of txt msgs
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder โ‚ wโ‚’โ‚™โ‚–y, wโ‚แตฅy wโ‚’โ‚™dโ‚‘แตฃ, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:11, archived)
# Christmas comes early!
christmas rob
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
# The b3ta newsletter: Sponsored by Prince, Virgin and VICE: the world's premier boyband
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:12, archived)
#
sponso finge
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Simon Cowell's good friends with Max Clifford. Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:14, archived)
# ignore 2.0 is shit get rid of it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Very much this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
#
A gay wizard walks into a bar.

Then, with a poof, he disappears..
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
#
My girlfriend says that a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:20, archived)
# SHOVING OUR HANDS INTO THE INTERNET TURKEY TO REMOVE THE GIBLETS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Last ever newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:21, archived)
# :'(
I'd look at it if it had pictures
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:26, archived)
# Kate Middleton not the only one already sick of this baby
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
I would have total respect if she had walked out of the hospital and asked why all the cameras present weren't covering the civil war in Syria or following up on the crisis in Gaza instead of bothering a pregnant woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:28, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Does anyone really read this bit?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
#
Here's to the actress Emily Blunt. Without who we would have no rhyme for cunt.

Well, you can use James, both Blunt and Hunt. But they are short of syllables unlike Emily Blunt.

You can use 'oxford' as in 'oxford punt'. Or you can use 'rear end'. as in 'rear end shunt'. But they are a bit convoluted to rhyme well with cunt.

So here's to the actress Emily Blunt. She may well be shite. But she rhymes well with cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:24, archived)
# What's the difference between a dead baby and the Holy Ghost? The dead baby's in Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:33, archived)
# Stuff you've already seen on reddit
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# they fuck you at the drive thru
they know you're going to be miiiiles away before you realize you just got fucked!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:44, archived)
# FUCK HIM UP, BEATTIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Also, in a different style but on the same theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:50, archived)
# Why is he wearing dark glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:14, archived)
# Haha
Is this some biting comment on old b3ta vs new b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Return of the Memes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# No no
I just think Dick would be pretty handy after a few Monkey Beers. Poor old Freebase would be justly lambasted if he belted an old bloke, so he just lets Dick clobber him. This happens every Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:03, archived)
# Is that blood or a fuckleduster?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THIS!
*edit* MEDIOCRE! Are you around? I need help :(

*edit* Panic over, it's ok now...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Harder!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# C'MON BARRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:56, archived)
# Cunt him in the Fuck Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Kill him! Then we won't have to keep seeing his face
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Excellent Work
*Chrimbo-clicks!*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hell yes!!!
*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Heh Heh!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Poor freebase can't row himself out of this one
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 15:09, archived)
# YES
YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 23:32, archived)
[challenge entry] ho ho, ho
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# oh fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# winkie!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# the holy cock
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:18, archived)
# sorry
forgot to magentarise it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:22, archived)
# that would clash with his hair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:25, archived)
[challenge entry] have some more
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:37, archived)
# don't worry kid
it will thaw in the spring
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:10, archived)
# Ha! Ha!
That's why the Snowgland has a tangerine nose and not a carrot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:12, archived)
# hahaha
Do it lady, DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:54, archived)
# b3ta.cr3ation hates me :(
Edit it has risen again
woo to the pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:58, archived)
# an extramarital that just got way out of hand
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] it's the morning, and they are usually shit, despite the clever anim below completely disproving this point
anyway, shut up. Have some TOAP...

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:53, archived)
# *loots Mithrans*
wow, they had a lot of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Yeah, but I love getting presents, and pigs-in-blankets are delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:05, archived)
# ^this
and sprouts and turkey and roast potatis done in goose fat and beer and nuts (which I love but can't eat) and cheese and crackers and beer and food and beer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Sprouts?
Are you mentally ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# lovely things
they help the rest of the stodge go through your pipes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Blegh.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:17, archived)
# mixed with red cabbage. mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Boil for a few minutes
and then stir fry in olive oil and walnuts and bits of bacon, nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# mmmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:24, archived)
# Bacon makes everything better
Myself and the missus have very much been enjoying savoy cabbage, thinly sliced and stir-fried with onions, garlic and bacon, so much so that we're eating about two cabbages a week. Absolutely delicious, though they could probably fuel a power station with the gas from under the duvet at night :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:53, archived)
# bacon proves that all Jews, Muslims and vegetarians are wrong about everything
even pigs eat bacon. Bacon2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:23, archived)
# An alarming proportion of my last shopping basket comprised pork or pork-related products
(crackling leg joints half price at Marks)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:30, archived)
# You have to wonder if they'd come across the bacon buttie in India
Would they have made even better curries, or would they just not have bothered?

Personally I enjoy, on occasion, a fried onion and gammon tikka masala with olive-oil fried polenta slices. And wonder if it can get any better.

But then I remember Papoutsakia or just a really good trayful of crisp Roast Tatties...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:34, archived)
# this is a very good idea
Once I blanched them and cut out their cores and peeled them apart individually as miniature cabbages. Just a few created a huge mound. Then sautรฉed the leaves and drizzled with balsamic. At risk of being drubbed off to the links board, only if you care to see.
(I helped save b3ta! kombu dashi, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:53, archived)
# I'm very hungry now - that looks awesome.
The cat better watch out.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:07, archived)
# I was amazed to find that frozen baby sprouts
Just blatted in the microwave turn out rather well.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:38, archived)
# absolutely fucking magic in a curry!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Horus and a few others before and after Mithra
performed miracles, were executed, and rose from the dead.

Jesus is a pile of shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:07, archived)
# oi careful sunshine..
(I helped save b3ta! Jesus!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
# OI! shut the fucking door!
were you born in a barn or what?

oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Wait till Easter
I heard they're gonna fucking crucify the bastard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:14, archived)
# NAIL 'EM UP I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:16, archived)
# he was a grumpy son of a deity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Thanks Dawkie! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:08, archived)
# *awaits bizarre response from Manley*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# he's in San Francisco so probably still asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Christmas is more fun without that God shit
Go Pagans!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I'm still a bit jealous of my mate whose missus was abroad at Christmas
so he ordered in pizza and spent Christmas playing video games in his pants

He said it was the best Christmas ever.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:55, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:12, archived)
# New year can go cunt itself in the fuck aswell
Solstice ftw :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:36, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Christmas is a right old mish-mash.
But you can take my fried Christmas pudding breakfast on Boxing day from my cold, dead hands, Richard Dawkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:52, archived)
# I have heard of this monstrosity
but I'll not likely be trying it any boxing day soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Urgh is it a Scotchist thing?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Not at all.
Well, it might be. Fried in butter. It's traditional and very tasty if you like that sort of thing. And I'm not scottish.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:36, archived)
# Phew that's a relief
Last time I made a Scotchist comment I was told I was an English cunt twice and then put on ignore :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:46, archived)
# this is what I do with my time
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:41, archived)
# wow!
that's brillian'

time well spent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:46, archived)
# ^ What she said

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:54, archived)
# thanks :D
drawing the rotating clown hat thing ate a lot of my yesterday
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:54, archived)
# Well, that's rather splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:00, archived)
# That's rather spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:02, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:02, archived)
# This is a dot, small and fine
Stretch it out, and then it's a line.
Bend it a bit: what will it be?
The finest circle you ever did see.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:05, archived)
# My favourite book when I was a toddler went something like this.
If anyone recognises it, and can identify it, I'd me immensely chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:06, archived)
#
www.amazon.com/Start-Dot-Cliff-Roberts/dp/0531018008
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:10, archived)
# THANK YOU!
You wonderful person.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:15, archived)
#
What a delightful little poem.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:11, archived)
# amazing
I so wish I could do stuff lke this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:15, archived)
# why don't you start doing it?
the only thing that is needed is a drawing tablet
at least for me
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:24, archived)
# I sold mine
the only thing I ever drew with it was a CDC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:50, archived)
# I don't know what it is but i like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:22, archived)
# That's a bit good that!
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:25, archived)
#
thanks :]
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:26, archived)
# cool
you don't do work for Eyemaze by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:35, archived)
# I do not
and I have never heard of it
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Then you're in for a treat.
www.eyezmaze.com/
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:45, archived)
# I already checked that out earlier today but unfortunately didn't find those games interesting. :(
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:26, archived)
# this is a bit special
excellent animation skills

and kudos for the persistance and patience
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:36, archived)
# wow
thanks !
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:40, archived)
# FREEBS
I had an odd email from you this week, inviting me to click on a spammy link
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:48, archived)
# a thing of beauty and a joy forever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:43, archived)
# Wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:51, archived)
# I can think of no better way to spend time
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Pretty sodding awesome
More more more!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:09, archived)
# This is rather nice
and the tentacle thing is making me think of Day of the Tentacle.
(I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Woo!
It's almost hypnotising to watch.
(Cruising Capacity, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:36, archived)
# yeah that's awesome!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Very, very nice
Worth every minute. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:50, archived)
# I liked it...
...so I [click]ed it.
(minimalist ..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Awesome :)
How can we get you more spare time?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Time is money
and also - money is time, so .. there is your answer :D
But I do this all the time because I do not have a job.
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Woo
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:39, archived)
# That is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:46, archived)
# Stunning work
*stunned*

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:58, archived)
# Lovely
Always nice to see some good old fashioned animation.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:42, archived)
# time well spent!
this is great.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:46, archived)
# It's time well spent if you ask me
But you probably won't, which I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Do you think the time was well spent?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 7:57, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] hey kids!

PS good night, kids
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:47, archived)
# Starscream's gunbitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Yay for Smegatron
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 9:02, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:40, archived)
# did i miss the Valin tribute thread?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 3:29, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:10, archived)
# darnit
link?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:20, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:24, archived)
# Did I miss the mofaha tribute thread?...Fuuuucckk!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 4:25, archived)
# Heavy Metal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:39, archived)
# All hail Valin
for he was one of the good guys
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Spin spin sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Cockfuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:43, archived)
# ooh.. 2 cunts in close proximity!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:43, archived)
# arsepiss clungefucker prick!
(woo! festive)
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:57, archived)
# BISCUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Yay!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm a Fucking Cunt!!!!!!! I feel loved.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 1:22, archived)
# ^this
*apart from the Merry Xmas bit
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] And a happy new year!


Click for bigger (54 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:42, archived)
# MORE CUNT!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Is this a response...
...to this?
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 2:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Terry Christmas!


stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Superb!
Also made me wince a little :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:42, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 1:11, archived)
# Haahaahaa
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Marvellous
I shall be attaching to all my Christmas emails
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:06, archived)
# FP now!
(waofy, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Hurray!
I wonder if Terry has ever seen your fan art?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I'm sure he's googled himself once or twice.
With private browsing on of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:24, archived)
# This all seems to be in order. Carry on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:19, archived)
# I'm sending this to my relatives
Class :)
(I helped save b3ta! Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:31, archived)
# Clicked
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:36, archived)
# :D
and FP'd
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:38, archived)
# I love you Butters
(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:42, archived)
# He's a cheeky chappy
also - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:28, archived)
[challenge entry] all wogan, all the time

his annual outing, bless...
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:37, archived)
# Hahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:45, archived)
# ah jesus
sounded with a stick of rock, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:46, archived)
# EXCELLENT
You should put the second pic above the first?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 10:57, archived)
# i cant watch this
without thinking of the immense pain in the second one
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:04, archived)
# This reminds me of Walsall Psychiatric Care Unit
It used to be what used to be called a "Loony Bin" in less enlightened times - for all the patients that really shouldn't be "in the community". It's shut now.

They used to have a patient whose hobby was getting out, pushing things down his Franklin, and turning up at a local A&E. The list was unofficially shown to me by a member of the nusing staff and included:

- Drinking straws (plural)
- Bic biro top
- Bic biro inside (bit with the ink in)
- Plastic fork tines
- Metal fork handle
- Plastic spoon handle
- Glass shards
- 2" length of rusty barbed wire

Well, I guess everyone needs some sort of hobby...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Oh...
Oh.......

Now I need some mind bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Sorry
I figured you had a pretty good supply of Mind Bleach delivered daily, you wonderfully sick individual.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:26, archived)
# It's the barbed wire that got me.
How do you get it in?



How do you get it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:31, archived)
# I honestly didn't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:34, archived)
# That's good
Because I honestly don't want to know.
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Very carefully.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 21:44, archived)
# Franklin?
As in Urethra Frankin??

Genius
(OTT, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Crikey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Has Santa been investigated by the police yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Ah, you've seen Ass Clowns 2 as well then.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:28, archived)
# No. So I googled it.
Why, oh why, did I do that? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:37, archived)
# :D
My work here is DONE!
*swishes cape*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Dec 2012, 0:38, archived)
# dirty reindeer whore!
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:37, archived)
# It's how Santa likes 'em
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 23:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ษส‡ฦ๐’ สžษ”nโ„ฒ uooW, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] And another


(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 21:56, archived)
# Lego, and let Optimus Prime worry about your future.
collossians 4:2
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Ha BumHug, have a Pea!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:21, archived)
#
My dad let me watch this film as a kid and it scared the living fuck out of me. Great film!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:23, archived)
# He's even scarier when hopped up on Hooch!
Bless him/her/it!
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:34, archived)
# haha...same here
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Wonderful film.
Watched it a few months back and it's still very well put together.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:38, archived)
# Nice
But I think you will find he is descended from a truck

Amen
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 22:55, archived)
# this is fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 7:54, archived)

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