Have we all put our offers in forNewcastle United? You can email them your offer, apparently.
[email protected]
So far: £10, a curly wurly, and some tickets to see Oasis. Not too far off the £100million they're after.
How are you all?
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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Alright thanks.Tired after doing a run last night, but good. How's Scotchland?
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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Does this happen during the matches?I don't watch football.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:29,
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Football makes me do thisrandsco.com/_img/blog/0607/seaOtter.jpg
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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I keep refreshing it but nothing happesn, I get the same message:(
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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second line down, far rightimages.google.co.nz/images?q=otters%20playing%20football&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:08,
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Nice.Almost as nice as fourth line down, far right. But well done.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:14,
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works for me*shrugs*
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:05,
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see here youwww.b3ta.com/talk/6210782
I've done my best
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:12,
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CheeseWhite sauce
Meat sauce
Pasta
repeat
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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You fagMy toe hurts.
Fix it plz.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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You fuckerIt would probably distract me from the shit achey pain from too much crosstrainer.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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Who knows?Mine are just for some marketing qualification to help my career progression.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I have nothing to add to this threadJust to let you know.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:04,
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That's fine. I don't expect everyone tohave something to say all the time. You just carry on. When there's something you want to say, just chip in.
*ruffles hair*
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:07,
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What if I offered £10, a curly wurly, and promised NOT to take them to see Oasis?(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:06,
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I learnt how to play craps last nightIt's not nearly as dirty as the name suggests.
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I'd like to learn how to play crapswould be interesting to gamble away some money in a dark alleyway, just like in Guys and Dolls.
But mostly I'd be doing it for the impromptu musical numbers.
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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I don't know how to play that.I'm not even 100% sure I know how to play poker.
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Jobe, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:16,
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It's easy.Once you've established a point you can either keep on the pass line or make a come bet, or make a nice simple field bet, or all three.
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pffftyou said come
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:24,
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I have to cook spag bol tomorrowwhat's the best recipe? Bacon in it or not? Carrots in it? Lentils?
HOW DO YOU COOK IT?
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:51,
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MARMITE!And make sure you reduce the chopped tomatoes down a bit.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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The marmite over here is broken(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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OXO CUBE.A dash of soy sauce does as well.
And I always put my mushrooms in at the very end so they don't shrivel up.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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i would never do that but then i dont really like mushrooms, so the smaller the better.(
sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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lots of everything especially herbs, garlic, onions, red wine and tomatoes. tomato puree as well. lots of simmering.mushrooms, meat, sweetcorn, even peas, all possibly in there but way less important.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:52,
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Simmering is a mustI will make the sauce in the morning and simmer for a couple of hours, then heat up again just before serving :)
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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To poke a mouses eye out ?(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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Actually, someone should try to make Alphabetti spaghetti bolognese.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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Real tomatoes, fresh basilGarlic, red wine and grated onion.
Fuck bacon and carrots up their hairy shitter.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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I have to avoid booze as I am serving childrenI'd love fresh basil though, I may have to venture out to a shop
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Irrellevant when cookingyou cant get pissed on meat that's been flavoured with wine.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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I worry that not all the booze will be goneand my children will be poisoned
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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Then you are a fucking idiot(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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*sulks*(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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ActuallyIt turns out I am a fucking idiot.
If you put red wine in your Bolognese sauce and simmer it for half an hour it will retain 35% of the alcohol.
I've given it to my kids and they havent died to be fair.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:00,
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AHA! *glee*I know the fussy bastards in the family would complain if I added wine too.
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:01,
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Do they smack the teacher's face and shout, "Look at thish playsh! Ish a fucking mesh!"(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:03,
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I forgot to addMINCED COW.
MINCED DEAD COW.
MINCED DEAD COW THAT DIED IN PAIN.
DIED IN PAIN PURELY FOR MY CARNIVEROUS DALLIANCES.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Yeah, not those crazy newfangled fake tomatoes.*shakes fist*
Coming over here, stealing our jobs.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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Just onions, meat, passata, a bit of tomato puree, garlic, salt'n'pepper and a lot of simmering(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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I'm working with plebs who think passata is pasta with a stutter(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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You mean pass.pass.ppass.appapapa.pappapappasta?(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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Prepare it (without goddamn carrots), combine ingredientsThen stick it in the oven on 180 for HOURS
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:54,
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ohhh oven baking...there's a thought(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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It's like simmering for hours but you only have to stir it once every half hour.Don't burn your fingers on the hot saucepan handle.
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The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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dolmio, spaghetti, mince.no fucking abaht
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:55,
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haha I like you(
DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:56,
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i also do bar mitvahs(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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bobs yer muvvers bruvverwonky donky
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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yoo callin me a fackin arab?(
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 10:02,
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I'm very much of the school of'chuck everything in and hope for the best' cookery. It does me well enough.
Chopped tomatoes, garlic, oregano, mushrooms, peppers, onions, red wine, passata and just leave it to simmer.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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Oh and meat. I suppose.If you like that sort of thing.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:58,
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I vary the recipe depending on my moodThat's how I roll.
Usually in the slowcooker for hours though.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:57,
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slowcooker is lovely tastebut I find it gets a bit watery
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DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:59,
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HahI have the office to myself since every other fucker is held up by greedy subterranean train drivers.
Should I take the opportunity to fart in the office ?
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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Not on your chair. Smells are particulate.Microspatter shit on everyone else's chair.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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My dad never understands that I don't want his fecal matter up my nose.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:25,
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At least you're not so ugly he doesnt want to have sex with you.Imagine THAT.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:26,
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There's a bit of narcissism in incest.Even if I looked like Susan Boyle, he'd still rape me every night.
Oh, the night terrors.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:28,
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SuBoIs how I imagine Mykey would look if he'd been born a woman.
PHWOOOOAAAAAAARRRRR !
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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Slap a wig on 'im and a bit of mascara.Actually, forget the mascara.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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If anyone cares, I just hopped on the bus this morningTook me 20 minutes and cost only a quid.
And I work in London.
Imagine that, alternative forms of transport.
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:24,
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I give it an hour before he's backIts a poorly executed false flounce if ever i saw one, he even had to post the account suspension notice from his hermione account into his normal one to attempt to make it look real.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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90% of tube journeys are walkablepeople are just lazy fucking useless cunts.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27,
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For a large amount of commuters, that's not quite true. Between a couple of stops, yeah sure you can walk itbut when you get outside zone two, it's actually quite a distance between each stop, and if your journey normally takes you through ten of them...
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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These people should just kill themselves thenTHROW YOURSELVES INTO THE ROAD DARLINGS !!!
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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But then shouldn't the Bus drivers get more pay for all those suicides?(
SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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Nothey should get more pay for having to listen to FUCKING RnB BLARING OUT OF TINNY MOBILE PHONES ALL DAY.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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In the week I have been taking the bus to work, I haven't heard any tinny RnBBut I think that's because my route doesn't go past any schools.
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:33,
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Also, they should put some kind of mobile phone jamming device on buses.Hearing a Caribbean screaming down his phone at 6am while sitting behind me makes me want to throw up.
The bit I hate the most is when they have their hands free kit on and the continue to shout "I CAN'T HEAR YOU MAN! AM ON THE BUS!". A) take your handsfree kit off and B) wait until you're off the bus.
This is why I prefer the tube.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:46,
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Fuck you, golly-lover.I recently found this and I love it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Ethnic_and_religious_slurs
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:53,
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YOU WOULDN'T STAND A CHANCE(
Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:32,
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I want to see your research.Hard evidence! 90% seems like a very convenient and rounded percentage.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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I just invented itBased on the fact that the only time I ever commuted by tube, I gave up and started walking instead because it was either a 20 min walk or 15 mins on the tube and walking was more enjoyable and free.
Everyone else should just fuck off and die with all their needs and their differences
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:31,
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38% percent of Spanish black lesbian amputees agree with you!**Based on 164 entrants to a This Morning phone in poll.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:34,
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15% of gay spidersthink Gordon Brown is doing a good job.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:36,
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79.002% of war veterans under the weight of 12st who specialise in haberdashery believe that corporal punishment should be reintrouduced.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:38,
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Heaven forbid, I must be.America is going to hate me now.
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SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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I thought you were dead !(
Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:27,
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Greedy subterranean train drivers?Sounds like a job for Sam & Max
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:30,
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I reckonit's all the Dr Who monsters they have to fight off late at night.
And I dont think £45,000 is anywhere near the mark for their basic salary. Maybe if they worked night shifts for a month with overtime they'd get the equivalent of that, but I think their basic salary is about ten grand less than that.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:35,
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What is the transport situation like in your city?Any traffic jams, perhaps some roadworks?
Tell the internet!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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I have yet to venture into Waterford City,I shall be doing so presently. I will keep you informed.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:55,
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waterford city sounds like a soap(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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There's a soap here called Fair City, set in Dublin.It's shit.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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Haha, depressing, isn't it.They used to make us do them on school tours:(
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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I like the way they always do the same gag."Do you know what there are no roads in Dublin named after Eammon DeVelera? They couldn't find any crooked enough."
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:03,
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Ah, Dublin wit.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:06,
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Bullet holes blah blah blah post office blah blah blahAre we there yet?
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Yeah, it's brilliant.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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i did some floozing last night.i was all attentive to make people feel interesting (to be fair, only one wasn't, and that was only cos she didn't give it a rest. THREE HOURS of being talked at by her) and i offered drinks and smiled and everything.
i want my duvet.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:07,
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and i drunkenly texted someone to moan about someone he'd never met.i am such a tart. i deserve this headache.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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HELLO HELLO BINKY BINKY TOOT TOOT*JUMPS AROUND IN YOUR FACE*
*BANGS POTS AND PANS*
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:18,
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I SMELL LOVELY especially after a dinner of edam and marmite.(
sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:29,
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She features in the title credits, I believe.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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DAVE FANNINGDAVE FANNING IS ON THE RADIO. God I missed home.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:08,
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Hur hur I know.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:09,
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Normal.There was a dead badger.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:55,
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Was it flattened?Because i'd expect that.
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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It didn't seem to be.It could have been asleep, I suppose, but the side of the road is a silly place to sleep.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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Everything's running a treatAlthough I believe minor inconvenience has been caused by the bog door in the bus station being a bit sticky on its hinges. More later.
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I had a nice easy run into work, only having to stop to avoid a cat washing herself in the doorway.I'm now sat at my desk preparing for another busy day, mobile on standby, full cup of strong coffee, ginger cat on my lap.
/Working from home
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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Aw, give Alan a tickle from me.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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Alan is his perenium, right?(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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It's perineum ...... and only girls have them (peri = around, neum = newborn).
Write it out one hundred times and bring it to me in the showers at midnight.
Edit : This post is for humorous purposes only. Not to be used as an educational resource.
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lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:02,
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"In human anatomy, the perineum is generally defined as the surface region in both males and females between the pubic symphysis and the coccyx. "
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I have SIX cats here.Well, five, as Jelly Bean is AWOL again, killing all the local wildlife, no doubt.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:01,
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Its a license to work in your pants(
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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I've never worked on the computer in my pants before./Dell computerpants
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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In wormy's absence, can we call today "ill informed internet denizen tuesday"(
SuperMatt, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:23,
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Pass.I walk to work. It's usually quiet, with lots of trees and sometimes some birds. I like my walk to work.
TWO BUTTONS.
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:56,
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It takes me 7 minutes to walk into workI press no buttons. What a fucking liberty.
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I only use two buttons at work. "L" and "O". Serves me well though.Friend: Hello.
Me: LO
Friend: Sigh, I'm not doing so well at the moment.
Me: O
Friend: Yeah, my mum died.
Me: LOL
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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Arf!(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:21,
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The little town where I work is shit, there's only one road in or out and there's a massive queue in rush hour every dayWhere I live though it's ace, metros, trains, buses, bikes you can rent. Good times.
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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Well there are lots of roadworksBut surprisingly no traffic this morning. It was lovely.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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I decline to add my two buttons' worth to this thread.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:58,
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I got to work no problems.There was a lot of traffic last night around the Ricoh Arena and it'll be the same tonight AND tomorrow night.
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:16,
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I got to work early due to lack of traffic, before anyone else was here to open up actually.So I went off to the greasy spoon round the corner for some mucky delights.
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RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:19,
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Good morning Londoners - Its shake your head dissapointedly at a tube driver dayI hope everyone here joins me, 45000+ to press 2 buttons! (go and stop)thats money well spent. Ps for those that dont know they are striking because they want more money! ahh words escape me
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Imagine all the counselling you need for the suicides though?And it's a pretty droll job. Someone has to do it.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:23,
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dear dearit must be quite a drole job, but so is a binman or a drainage engineer or a policeman or a salesman however all will generally net you well under 45000
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also:"It's" and "disappointedly"
We'll save the chat about punctuation.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:53,
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Yeah, I was just concentrating on that particular post.OH HAI BINKY.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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OH HAI i went drinking wine last night and now i want to be in bed.Alcohol: it's bad for you, kids. And expensive.
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sleepybinky, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:59,
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Yes, it is.I drank all the wines on Sunday evening. Bad times.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 9:00,
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None of those are generally targets for terrorist activities either or have to deal with a variety of emergency situations.Or working in darkened holes, sat down for long periods of time in a small space doing repetitive actions.
What makes you qualified to be the Supreme Judge of Salaries anyway?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:43,
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hahasounds like an average night round your place, im not qualified, im just annoyed.
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Zing!I'm just saying, although it might not look like it takes a lot of talent to sit in a cabin and control a tube train, I am sure there's a lot of training and preparation involved.
There's also the fact that the tube system is at least semi-autonomous so it's not really our tax money that is paying these people's wages. Not like binman and other local authority workers. Are you annoyed that footballers make millions of pounds to kick a piece of leather about? Not so much.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:51,
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as for footballershell yeah its rediculous! but thats the free market and they are not holding london to ransom to get a pay rise. Lots of people are struggling to hold on to their jobs
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You're being ridiculous.I worked in London when they were striking last year and the world didn't end. You really don't and shouldn't have a say in what tube drivers, or anyone else gets paid. Not unless it comes directly out of taxpayer's money.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:57,
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You go do it for less money, then, you spastic.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:27,
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I know, I'm great, it's true.Hello you horrible shitbag.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:30,
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I have my job in london to dothat i am being prevented from doing properly because of them.
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Find another way then, and don't depend on a public service.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:42,
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no it says us us us usas in the millions of londoners who are fighting to KEEP our jobs, no matter looking for payrises.
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Then I suggest you and your fellow Londoners go outside and look upwards.That big shiny thing is the sun, around which the world turns, not you and your minor travel gripes.
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Dia duit.Conas atá tú?
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:29,
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I'd rather it be shake your head disappointedly at an ill informed internet denizen day, to be fair.*shakes head*
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FoldsFive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:34,
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fuck all thati've just et pishmaniye for breakfast
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rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:38,
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What the fuck is that, wrongalicious?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:40,
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Fucking hell, that looks unhealthy.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:54,
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I like strikersAt least they're doing something other than moaning about their worthless lives/jobs
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:39,
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The french have finally got to you:((
Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:41,
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I got to them, they'd never striked...striken...stroked...before I got here(
Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:42,
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Personally i couldnt care less about Londonand im sure the feeling is mutual
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:41,
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Yes, and say something about Aberdeen if you dont mindThere's a set formula
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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It's a shame you're not in London during the strikes.We could all climb into your folds of flab and zorb to work.
Aberdeen.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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I do love the smell of moron in the morning(
Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:47,
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:48,
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Do you?Shocking.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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A'right there guvner, me ol' china plate.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:50,
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it's been bucketing down all day.The wind, rain and hail hill took our absolutely sweat inducing balmy top of 11 degrees and made it feel like 2. Lots of numb fun!
On the plus side I'm wearing my new gloves and beanie made by warmfuzzyfeeling. they is all of the cool.
What's on for your day today muppets?
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Housework for the most part.I'm quite dull. Then, work at six.
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Bats, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:09,
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you're not that dull:)
but that does sound like a dull day. :( sorry.
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She's easyshe can already fit a hand up her arse.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:18,
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I'm trying for two feet and a traffic cone.Want to hear that bitch scream.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:19,
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An adventure down the back of the ovenMassive clean up of the kitchen as I am moving out in four weeks time. I've got my pink rubber gloves at the ready. I'll be proper manly, oh yes.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:14, archived)
I'm going to go and knock on some doors for charideeit will be a bag of shite.
I need a new job.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:17,
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Woo!You got them! Bet you and they are a combination full of win :)
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:25,
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BREAKFATS TIEMZ!I'm having bread, lightly toasted, smothered in real butter and a fine layer of wholegrain mustard, followed by some sliced extra mature cheddar that has been left at room temperature, a slice of honey roasted ham, topped with more toast. Cut diagonally.
How about you?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:39,
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dicks, mostly.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:41,
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BAGGED AND TAGGED.(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:53,
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Coffee, carrot, cheese, fruit?Fairy?
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:43,
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Gevulde koekit's like a landmine made of butter. For the mouth.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:52,
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At a push you could use it as a diaphragmit's absorbent. And there's an almond on it that could plug the japseye efficiently.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:58,
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I'm starting with a cup off coffee then I will see how I feelThat's how I roll.
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Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:42,
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I had nutella on toast as per usualwith a glass of orange juice.
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PAIN and a lovely warm refreshing glass of my own lumpy piss.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:49,
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no breakfast for me as its time for bed.almost 8 in the morning, I stayed up late.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50,
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Is it opposite day today?*cracks out the wig and frock*
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:50,
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I love nightshifts.study during the day, work the nights on the weekends for extra pay. excellent way of making money. /loves hospitality
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Work nights? "Hospitality"?Understood.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:04,
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calls charged at 3 quid a minuteplease get the phone owners permission before calling.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:06,
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Chat Now With School-age Sheilas!Hotter Than A Dingo's Dipstick! etc
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:08,
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actually it's more like hotter then the roads in summerbut hey. Close enough.
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I'm a happy chappy and i can't sleepThe girl i really like told me she had a dream of us living together and she wants to spend the next few days with me (since my housemate is on holiday). Then she went on to ask if she could meet my family.
Surely that's a good sign?
Sorry had to tell someone (even if you are all the internets), felt like i was gonna burst.
:)
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:03, archived)
Martin Luther King had a dream.And now we have a brownie in the White House.
In conclusion, yes - good sign.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:08,
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I'm so happy for you.Do you mind asploding in the corner though? I'm trying to bathe with a toaster here.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:09,
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maybe so but you could get electromocuted making it!and that's bad.
unless you're into that stuff?
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what's life without a little risk ey?fucking dull that's what it is!
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That's exactly what I say to protesting men as I rape them up the arse without a condom!(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:13,
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now that's not very nice!you could hurt their feelings doing that.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:14, archived)
yes that's a good sign.I'm also pretty happy - one exam left to do! woo and indeedy yay.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:43, archived)
could also be a sign of insanity...you haven't been out with her and she's already talking about moving in? run for the hills.
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No no..I've been out with her plenty of times....
So far she's been the least insane.
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Are you the only one who can see your girlfriend?Also a sign of insanity.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:59,
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Hmm...If that's the case. Who was driving the car yesterday?
*worried now*
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ahthen it's probably a good sign. how long have you been courting?
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)
We've been friends for about two years.Then we've become closer (shall we say) over the last five months.
(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:04, archived)
good luck then...still best to make sure she's not a nutter. not a dangerous one, anyway.
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*BANG BANG BANG*IT'S EIGHT IN THE MORNING AND SOME OF US ARE GOING TO WORK
*SMASHES PLATES*
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Theoban What of it, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:55,
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Sounds greatJust keep an eye on the jewellery, and peek at her in the toilets so she's not thieving your bubble bath
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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 6:59,
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but bubble bath is fun to share.it's all bubbly...and..fun-like.
erm. yeah.
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but it's not theiving if the other person is in the bath and sharing the bubbles!(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:06, archived)
Depends on whether or not they were invited, doesn't it?I know your kind.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:07,
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you spelled "you're" wrong.I know I'm kind. I don't like being mean.
:)
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I'm keeping my beady little eye on you.First the bubbles. Then the toast. What next? WORLD DOMINATION?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:09,
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you have beady eyes? are you a sock puppet?!AWESOME! I've always wanted a sockpuppet!
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They don't call me "Beady-Eye" Roaneah for nothing.In fact, they've never called me that.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:12,
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awww. that's no good. Do you want me to call you Beady-Eye Roaneah then? Cos I will if you want.with love and fluff.
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I've been called a hell of a lot worse.At the moment though I am roaneah, the infamous exploding fruitcake. *insert fanfare*
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:17,
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Jam Master Geordie called me it earlier.Because I am a flouncy puffter.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:28,
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well I need a really good reason to dislike someone.He hasn't given me one.
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The best signs to look for areshe shows you her tits
she plays with your mr happy
er
its a start.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:11,
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suppose some would see that as a sign too.(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:18,
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FUCK! FUCK! GET OUT OF THERE NOW!SHE'S A MOTHERFUCKING INSECTOID IN HUMAN FORM AND WANTS TO LAY HER YOUNG IN YOUR FAMILY AND FEED ON YOUR SPINAL FLUID!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 7:48,
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At half past three, we go home for our tea,Or maybe at quarter to four.
When ten little feet going running down the street,
And in at their own front door.
And it's rough and tumble, rattle and noise,
Mothers and fathers, girls and boys.
Baby's in the carrycot, cat by the stove.
A little bit of quarrelling, but much more love.
BEGONE FROM MY MIND, YOU VILE SONNET!
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 5:33,
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I'll write you a limerick, if you like.That might help get rid of it.
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wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 8:34,
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Wah!It's 04:20, my train to work leaves in an hour and my toothache is fucking agony :-(
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C, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:22,
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LOOK!randomn.es/images/540715f0a9bec838025d325a199e6d46.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:23,
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I don't think anyone cares.At all.
What's the point?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:25,
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man, now i understand about emos.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:26,
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i totally feel enlightened and shit.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:27,
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Write some poetry about your dark feelings.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:27,
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i can not,and i will shortly be losing the plot for all of your amusements.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:41,
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I like crazy SSG.If I had more gin, I'd be crazy roaneah about three hours ago.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:42,
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i dunno, killing myself or something(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:19,
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it's going to be a hell of an independence day.(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:21,
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How many boards would the mongols hoard,if the mongol hordes got bored?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:48,
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He removed his antiJMG sig line pretty sharpish after he saw you were on.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:12,
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Didn't want him to come over and break my legs.Because, you know, that's possible. He could possibly do that. Over the internet.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:16,
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So anyway, if I were to ask the question prompted by your previous sig, what would your reply be?(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:19,
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I would affirm that he is, in fact, a raging paedophile and a danger to society.Is that what you're looking for?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:27,
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I had not heard this Internet JMG Fact before.I will add it to my notes.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:28,
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:(Why are you the only b3ta puffter who dislikes popular internet phenomenon, JMG?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:51,
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It's clearly jealousy.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:52,
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I've never been horrible to you.:(
This is terrible bullying. You usually fall out with me for no reason at all.
Everybody likes me. I'm very popular.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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Why're you trying to prove that to me, your arch-nemesis?(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:55,
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I hardly know you.I think you'd have to be recognised more freely on here to be any kind of nemesis.
I'm incredibly popular with the ladies, too.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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You'll just have to be the Nermal to my Garfield.Now shut up and stop obsessing about it. Don't let it rule your life.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:59,
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I didn't even say anything to you last time and you started gazzing me wishing I'd die.:(
That's terrible bullying. Just because I'm popular.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00,
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I'm all set Buttercup. Don't worry about JMG.I was recently debating the Kaka move with friends.
What are your thoughts?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:03,
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I have no idea what you're talking about.I'm sure it was a fascinating and passionate debate though.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05,
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Here are his thoughts!randomn.es/images/e3e469b2467bca7837bf4b5bb9a4de28.jpg
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05,
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Everyone's been having a go at me lately, SSG.I think there's something in the water, and it's my fault.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10,
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This could be a challenge for Club Misery.Find a single instance of JMG being HORRIBLE to anyone.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:56,
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I'm usually correct with my views.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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JMG is a fine upstanding citizen.Take back this SLUR!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:54,
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That didn't take long.Do you try to project your own sexual deviancies onto everyone, or just the ones you fancy, online?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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You're just upset I haven't gazzed you a picture of my boner.(
hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00,
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Now now..A lot of people are very nice to me. No need for accusations.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58,
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Oh the original flouncer.What do you want?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:50,
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JMG AT HOMEwww.youtube.com/watch?v=KcK2hRtIQ3E
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:57,
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I've seen that before but never with the sound on.I nearly had a heart attack.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:00,
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It's not even a terrifying roar.It's a feeble little whine, but still makes you jump the first time.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:11,
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the joke is that i am going to die but not off cancer(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:42,
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old age - though not if me and Doveston have our way.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:46,
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No! I am your lightning tree!Prepare to meat your shoes, Infidel Castro!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:48,
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i am going for a late night snackins(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:58,
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I went to the BP store.I have ALL THE SNACKS.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:00,
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i am quite likely to self harm tonight.imagine that! i must be emo.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:10,
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thanks, emos, for making me realise that my illness is just a fad.and thanks everyone else for compounding that idea.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11,
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It's YOU!Hello lovely.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:07,
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Pootling along.I thought of you the other day, I was in Somerset House and it was all sunny and Bleeding All Over You came on my ipod on shuffle. I wished you were there to have tasty drinks and nice chats with.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:11,
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Aw that's nice.I saw Gillian Anderson sometime in the last few months and thought of you.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:15,
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As in, that FD, she's an X-File case.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:16,
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I've burnt many a chair in my life it's true.How's tricks gorgeous?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:18,
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I AM FINE BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ASK ROANEAH TOO.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:20,
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TerribleBut I'm watching Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy and it is rude and funny.
So that's ok for now.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:25,
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Rude+funny=goodTerrible=bad
Are you still in London honey? Fancy meeting up at all?
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:55,
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I'm in Newcastle, but I have a ticket to London that expires on 12th June.James gave it to me when he came up to see me.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:57,
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Well if you fancy meeting up I'm here and although I can't say I'm flush and can show you a good time I'm sure we could organise some kind of happy happy joy joy.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:05,
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Not sure if I am up for travelling but will let you knowat some point when it is not early morning.
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:07,
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Jolly good.Love you sweetie, whether you are in London or Newcastle.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 4:11,
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Correct!As our lucky winner, you receive this authentic 21st century yellow metal-plated pewter pocket watch and a £20 voucher for www.buttplugs.com.
You've never plugged your butt properly until you've tried a buttplug.com buttplug!(r)
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 3:14,
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*dons a twee irish accent*Close! But it's not the one.
What could Mr Chips possibly be doing?
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hoifbjifbef, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 5:13,
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I made a terrible error.Didn't sleep yesterday, so this morning I had some of this: www.quickenergy.com rather than go to bed all day. Had it at 10am, and I'm still buzzing. Evil shit.
Don't buy it, it's a rip off anyway.
WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS HERE?
lolgilgameshthreadofhatelunchlunchlol
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:21,
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Baby no sleep.Baby shout.
Baby annoying.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:24,
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Is SS still breast feeding?Pop it into bed and plug it on a tit. Baby do sleeping, everyone happy.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:28,
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Better:Kick the baby out the window, have tits to self.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:32,
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Because after my exams and whatnot I just wanted to sleep.Today I got up at half 1, and now can't sleep.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:25,
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I'm following you Dave.(
TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:26,
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NO, you can't.I am about to go out in my FAST CAR to the 24hrs M&S for SNACKS.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:27,
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Fuck off to Lidl in your Honda Accord then.I'll be waiting.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30,
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I'm watching Robin hood.I have a personal statement to write. You're me, can you write it?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:27,
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Is that the film, or the modern series?I shamefully admit to watching the series in HD.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:28,
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The latter.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:29,
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They should totally bring back Marion. She was HOT.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:30,
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From the opening scene of the opening episode I've established that she's dead.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:32,
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Yeah,I guess so.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:42,
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No.I can tell you that 12 Rounds is shit in a lovable way though.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:35,
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12 Rounds?(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:41,
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It's a film.Think Die Hard With A Vengeance with Frankenstein in the John McClane role.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:43,
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Doesn't sound like something I'd go for.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:45,
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I went with a girl.She chose it. Mostly because our only other option at the time was Drag Me To Hell, and she didn't think she'd like it.
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WHARRGARBL, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:46,
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I'm using /talk as background noise while I workI can't be arsed though, I might go to bed
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:32,
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Good plan.I was up all night getting ever more annoyed at giving a DIV lovely 24bit PNG faded edges and having it work in most browsers.
All but shitty IE6 and 5.5. Sod them I say.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:35,
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fuck IE5 man, fuck it right in the earGoogle are telling people to ditch it, don't waste your time supporting it
www.tgdaily.com/content/view/40785/140/
Same goes for idiot Mac IE users, tossers
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:40,
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also, thiswww.twinhelix.com/css/iepngfix/
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 1:45,
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5.5 is long deadany retard that still uses it will get problems all over the place
pretty much with 6 but still.. 25% coverage
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Unwanted long effect.They reckon up to 6 hours, but this is taking the piss.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:36,
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You've still got your own body's response to being up all night too.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:45,
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I don't think it's helped matters.Also, I am used to not sleeping for other reasons. This one is a definite chemical buzz.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 2:52,
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baldmonkey started yet another new thread(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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Hello balders.How are you chap? Buy any new hats recently?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:23,
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Hello.Okay. No.
I have heartburn and, after long discussions with Richard, we decided not to give in on the podcasts but to try doing them slightly differently in a bid to not be so fucking shit. We've also decided not to always publish one. If what we record is shit, there isn't one that week. So there you go.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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well you should start by ditching Richardhe ruins the podcast
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scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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i'm serious.he's the main reason i've never listened to it. after you.
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scott,, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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You should team up with him Scott.Teach him to make recordings that are understandable, and not noisey shit.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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I don't want YOUR sort listening anyway.In fact, it contains meat for just this reason.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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Better than being full of FAGGOTS.haahahahahahaahhaaha
I am such a funny though.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:38,
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I like you more.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:43,
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What will you do differently?(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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YOUR MUM.HAHAHAHAHAH! See. It'll be jam packed with awesome humour like that.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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I'm going to get my mum to phone inand explain point by point, just exactly how you failed in the shagging of her stakes.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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Is "steaks" what she calls those massive distended labia?HAAHAHAHAHA! I'm on fucking fire.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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She wore them specially for you.Made from the skin of babies, just the way you like.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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More structure. Shorter clips. Small amount of planning. Shorter overall podcast. Faster paced. Episodes bound by a theme.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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i think your themes should be 70s sit comseach episode is based in one of
a prison
a hotel
on a bus etc
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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Oh no, nothing like that.Unless this idea turns out to be shit too.
No, we're going to have a topic we deal with each week.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:34,
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I did just buy some shorts in Asda though.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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Like just now.And there were still queues.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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I hate shopping in asda, the shops are always heaving full.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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Good show.Where will you be exhibiting said shorts?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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Around my leg department.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:33,
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Excellent choice.Keep up the good work.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:35,
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Fratton?I'm surprised you found the fuckers. I stopped going when they rearranged everything and I couldn't find a thing any more.
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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No.Fratton Asda is too scummy for decent people.
The out of town one.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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Ah yesI went there once. Still, it's ASDA! Waitrose is down the road!
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Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41,
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Good lord.I'm watching cinderella man on fiver
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:26,
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I've not watched that yet.This is mostly because everytime I start watching it I immediately don't want to .
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:28,
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I missed half an hour of it, this might have helped.It's been alright.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:29,
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It's always like "Oh yeah. Russel Crow. Maybe tomorrow."(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:30,
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Careful, he might throw a phone at you.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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That may well be the only (relatively) mainstream film to be named after a Rush song, ever.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:32,
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I'm waiting for "I think I'm going Bald: The JMG story"(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:41,
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I hope your cock rots off you smelly hippyyou make me fucking SICK you do
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:27,
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Your my favourite waste of time.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:29,
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Shitlamp is a great word.(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:36,
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HEY! YOU STOLE IT FROM ME...www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=shitlamp
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:37,
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shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlamp shitlampno wonder it's so ace.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:38,
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there's a klaxon in my house that goes off whenever you post a new threadit's really fucking annoying, stop doing it
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Lightguy hail satan, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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Jamie Reynolds?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:39,
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Well don't do it again.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:31,
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I'm off to bed now.Night night lovely people.
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:45,
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Turns out, he repented and gave bob cratchitt a raise.Spending his final years as a generous man.
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:54,
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As we're reaching the end of the day.Summarize /talk for 8th June '09 using 6 or less words.
Do your big fat part for history.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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Everyone seemed to agree with BraynDedd.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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Don't know, I wasn't really hereDid Seb flounce?
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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55,
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It was a fake flounce.A flauxnce, if you will.
I won't, because that's a shit mess of faux and flounce.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:56,
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Mother-in-laws, Abondonware Original Dune.(
Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55,
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Jam Master Geordie, you're my idol.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:56,
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Someone amusingly flounced to great effect.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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the same as it ever was(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58,
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tomorrowI kick seven shades of (out of words)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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that's exactly what they dothey're famous for doing that, the filthy dog-felching bastards
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:25,
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i'm glad someone pointed this outi didn't want to be that person
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05,
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Same old bollocks, badly re-heated.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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All three of my fish have died from dropsy.:(
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Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:08,
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It's all Jam Master Geordie's fault.(
The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:11,
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Internet fatties causing drama and hilarity(
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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I wholeheartedly blame you, JMG.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:16,
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SEXY SEXY SEXYPARTY PARTY PARTY
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:19,
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your were my firsti didn't know any better
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:22,
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if you could turn back timewhat would you change about YOUR past?
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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I'd never join b3ta.NEXT!
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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Then you'd not know me :((
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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I've wasted so much time on here I should be hanged.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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Why is everyone agreeing with me tonight?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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Because you're a lovely man.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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I would never have moved in with SSG.He's currently hitting me on the head with a pillow, cunt.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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This post I've just posted.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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I'd find the cure for hairloss before JMG had to suffer.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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Has a child turned up to haunt you?(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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Hell noShe was well fit and up for it, just she was pissed too. I was too much of a gent to knob vulnerable women in those days. Not so bothered now.
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That would be weirdImagine answering the door one day to be greeted by an 18 year-old saying "Hello, I used to live in your balls".
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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This is much funnier than it should be.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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*fist pump*Actually, that would probably help avoid that situation altogether.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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b3ta.com/talk/6210023
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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I like to think that you invented dogging.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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is Peel Park a euphemism?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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it's better than saying he took her up the Otley Road(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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I'm planning to poke one up some lass in Cross Flatts Park (before sunset, naturally.)Then I can say I took her up the Dewsbury Road - which is an appropriate metaphor, as it's basically Leeds's large intestine.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:59,
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In fairness, I used to work down there and saw a fair bit of the neighbourhood.Which gave me plenty of time to come up with that analogy.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:07,
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Then you should put a first class stamp on it and send it to the queen(, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:13, archived)
Will you both be wearing stilettos?*runs*
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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Too impractical.We'd fall over stones or sink into the mud.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 0:05,
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i'd stay in the house about 7 years agoone night instead of spending time with my brother and having to meet a friend of his
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why what happened that fateful night?(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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i met someone i became friends with whilst my brother decided he hated himi then later stopped being friends with him and he did things i'm not about to mention online(for very important unselfish reasons).
let's just say if he suddenly dies please give me an alibi
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noi'm suggesting i might cut him into pieces and staple him to someones face
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what did he do?did he post a pic over the board limit on b3ta or something?
go on you can tell the internet...
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i've not been on b3ta fow a couple of weeksyet in that time i seem to have forgotten one of the golden rules:
don't, under any circumstances, expect the majority of people on the internet to take serious things seriously and don't bother posting them in the first place
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show us on the doll where the bad man touched you(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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Your honour, I request a 15 minute recess.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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not until the court has heard submissions from learned counsel INTERNET LAWYERMAN QC(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:58,
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Less huge amounts of booze and doing stupid things.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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You're 12you're too young for regrets.
As am I
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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You've still got time.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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Good luck in your quest.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:53,
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Is this just a one chance think, or can we change as much as we like?(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
I'd take back those words that hurt youAnd you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
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in vino veritas, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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*strides anti aircraft gun*(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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a good questionmine would be when the ex-gf tensed up and squeezed when i went to try anal. I always regret not tickling her to make her relax and get my brown stripes. dammit.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
Wait, is this qotw suddenly.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:50,
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they release for that vital moment after a short period(period of time)
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Did you get annoyed, smash her face in then drive off in your HONDA ACCORD while doing loads of drugs and fighting ninjas?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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I read that as 'I'm a massive cunt'Which probably isn't far off the truth.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:55,
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Nothing.You learn something from everything that happens to you. I'd probably not take things so seriously though as I now know that everything changes.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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I'd have told my 16 year old self to go into joinery or some other skilled trade.But he wouldn't have listened, or would have been too lazy or physically incapable to do it, the big wuss.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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See?If you'd really wanted to do it you would have done. The big decisions are the really easy ones as you can't possibly do anything else.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:54,
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It was more a case of being brainwashed into one course of action, even to the exclusion of all others.Or, more cynically: being duped into the most lucrative, yet legal scam in history.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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my ex could lamp me at tetris, with 250 linesas a player of video games since there WERE home video games, this still amazes me.
What game or game genre are you surprisingly weak at, given your mighty prowess otherwise?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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I'm not very good at sport games,but this doesn't bother me, as I'd rather go outside and play said sport in real life instead.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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Same,but replace "sports" with "shooting"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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*tacks barbie*(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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Little bastard, swallowing everything.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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*takes a dive in the first round*(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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I have the olympic sports arcade sym on XBLAeven though I am no longer required to shove 10p coins in to make it go, it still tightens the noose on me every round like it is trying to earn £££s through a coin slot.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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We've got Beijing 2008.It's a case of pressing A then B then A then B etc., but I still fuck it up.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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waggle the stickyoung paduan
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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I could beat anyone at Tetris.Apart from that kid on youtube who does the tetris with invisible blocks.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Pro Evolution Soccer.I'm sure I used to be good at this.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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what brayndedd saidalso i was very good at beat em ups but still consistently lost to a 10 year old a few years ago
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i like to imagine sobut i fear it might have been down to skill
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My 11 year old brother is becoming worryingly good at Halo 3.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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my 6 year old brother is starting to get the hang ofsome fps games, i worry about the day he puts me to shame
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I downloaded Street Fighter 2 turbo HD.Looks lovely, I can't beat it an anything higher than 'pussy'.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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Crosswords.I even struggle trying to finish the ones in the Sun.
And I may well be the world's worst chess player.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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You're meant to put the letters in the WHITE squares.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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I think this is a around-the-houses way of boasting you used to have a girlfriendsome people would be offended by this.
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)
don't be offendedit's not like I'm claiming to be Hugh Heffner's younger, less successful pet terrapin
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44,
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i would never to do this to show off the fact that I HAVE A GIRLFRIENDoh no, i promise never to sneak a mention of MY GIRLFRIEND into any post
i have a girlfriend, i love her very much :)
(, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
why do you care you nosey twat?mind your own fucking business
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:38,
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I've never really been good, or interested, in sports games.If I want to play football, I'll play football. I don't care for virtual football.
Or proper football, having said that.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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It took a while for me to write this,so I was unaware that BraynDedd posted an almost identical post up there.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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I imagine that this is the case for several people.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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It wouldn't be a huge surprise.(
JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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i'm not so good at video gamesof any description
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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i only really play driving or sports gamesso i'm not qualified to answer this.
I fancy a new driving one. I might by Race Driver: Grid this weekend, if I remember
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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Come to mine and do Beijing 2008 for me,so I can claim that I earned the gamerscore.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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i'm convinced that was invented purely to make Xboxers keep having to replace controllersmind you, i wore out my thumbs doing the cycling :(
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:46,
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Well games I was decent at, I can't play well anymore.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:42,
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I used to play the old ones like Sonic, Alex Kidd, Lara Croft and Jurassic Parkbut I haven't had time to get into the new ones. So I'm probably OK at 8 and 16 bit stuff but crap at all the good new ones.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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I got the Mega Drive Ultimate Collection,and to my horror I'm shit at it.
Stupid next-gen gaming has ruined my childhood skills.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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Exactly.I probably still have those skills as I haven't been spoilt by the sophisticated stuff. I think I've still got a handheld pacman game in the loft.
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The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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I keep em freshwith my BBC emulator
(time machine)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:57,
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I never got past the bit in Jurassic Parkwhen you had to climb down the ladder next to the T-Rex.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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Fuck that bitch, iPhone !!!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22,
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Christ, I heard him laughing from the other room.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:22,
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he's been dancing in the rain(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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What's that Gonz?Someone's fallen down the well?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:23,
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Skippy isn't a dog.(
Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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Yes,No one every said "What's that Lassie, someone's stuck down the well?"
They said "What's that Skip, someone's stuck down the well?"
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:35,
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Yes, they fucking did, you big fucking cuntoidAnd it was Timmy to whom the dog barked the information
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Either way,I was talking about Skippy. You should have know that.
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:40,
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you went to school in the 70s/old school
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:49,
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what makes people desire stuff?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:24,
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ok I'll follow this up a level.what makes people greedy?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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what makes people human natured?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27,
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£2.09 from the all night garage(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29,
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*awards you the prize*(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
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they desire desire?META
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:26,
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yes, but what makes them desire it?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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interest, and the belief that they will enjoy it when they get it(
mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:30,
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and the folorn wasted hopethat once they get it, they will desire no more.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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FREED FROM DESIRE!MIND AND SENSES PURIFIED. NA NA NA NA NA NA!
Evenin' all!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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Nirvana is something of a disappointment.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29,
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Nirvana's not all it's cracked up to be.It's just a bit fluffier.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
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with the lights out it's less dangerous(
Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
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I remember writing alternate lyrics for this about someone.'With the lights of, more handsome,
got a girlfriend, held at ransom.'
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Australia lost today,this makes me happy.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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Tight fannys and lose morels.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:27,
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images.google.co.uk/images?q=morel&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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hmm, odd.it's not working for me.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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What do you want to desire?But in this case, you're infact desiring desire itself....
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I don't know,it just seems to be something missing.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
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Something may feel missing, but if you don't know what it is,it's more likely that something that's already there is wrong.
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I mean,desire, it's something everybody else seems to have, and I don't. The problem, as far as I can identify it, is that there's very little in my life at all, other than a basic level of comfort. It seems like desire is what makes other people get more stuff into their lives. Or maybe it isn't. Maybe that's just a red herring.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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Then you have no desire then,you have everything you want?
You seem to be very lucky if that is what you mean.
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I feel like I may as well fade into space and time.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:41,
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I appreciate it, I really do.But I'm afraid to say, that telling me I ought to be happy isn't making me so.
I have nothing to live for, no passion, no drive. All my life I've only followed the path of least resistance, and now, I'm just stagnating in a puddle, like so much leaked hydraulic fluid.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:44,
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I'm not telling you to be happy.I'm saying that's what I want, everyone's different and yeah most people do want 'happiness' but not the way I do(it's hard to explain)
I'm not telling you to do anything, this is something only you can work out for yourself, you just need to find something worth living(or even dying) for.
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Yeah, that's the gist of it.There's a strong psychological link between happiness and goal fulfilment, such that to want happiness for its own sake is almost a tautology. What does it stand on? It's like saying you want what you want. It's like ordinarily, there's some kind of pre-programmed want or goal in there.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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My happiness is to continue what i'm doing already.Doing fuck all with my mates :)
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until you have control over your own emotions you will look for fixes, be it things, doing stuff, or peoplehappiness can not be found with desire, only in owning your own happy
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mongychops, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
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so all these other people are really no happier than I am?it makes sense, but... I'm afraid I will disappear. What am I?
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:33,
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this is like the hardest question on going for goldevah
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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
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time passes to you and you take control of the game in the three zone(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:37,
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You are what you make yourself to be.No one but you will fully understand yourself, and probably not even that.
I feel the most important thing in life is being happy and you should do your best to achieve what makes you that*
*exceptions apply
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I don't know what to make myself be.(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:39,
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Maybe do some soul searching then?Or maybe it's just that, you are what you want to be.
For me, all I want is to be happy, that's pretty vague and I don't know how exactly i'm going to achieve it all the time and i'm sure I won't.
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But I'm not happy, so I can't be.As goes the words of the song, "if you don't have a dream, then how you gonna have a dream come true?"
I feel like I ought to be more than I am, I guess. But I don't know what or how.
Accepting things as they are only feels like giving up.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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G1is where it's at.sticks tongue out at you
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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:24,
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I think it's a way of saying the iphone is way better than my flatmate.(
Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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Does that Gilgamesh script block posts with more than one exclaimation mark?Just a thought, like.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:28,
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no! it doesn't!(
Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29,
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WHO EVER IT WAS WHO RECOMMENDED VALARIAN TEA TO ME - THANK YOUBuy you never told me it smells vile :( The taste is fine though, a mini bit like green tea.
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:29,
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It was me, and you're welcome!/edit - and after spazzing back, possibly also Blue Star
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:31,
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good lord i'm knackard, actually yawning too.i won't be all tiredy in the am will I?
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Mrs Sp@m, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:34,
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You shouldn't be. It's kicking in now.Go to bed! :)
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 23:36,
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