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Big Mac

(Stupot looks at his watch, and it says, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

And you'll get some mayo!

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nadey, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

erm..

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Aw, I like that.

*strokes it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

Will it be my friend?

Or will it merely fling faecal matter?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

if you're lucky it could do both...

but that's probably only for extra special friends...

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:42, archived)

yay he looks speshul :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:55, archived)

Since we seem to need to push porn down the board ONCE AGAIN!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

I agree

but I don't think he is "new".

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

really??...well I never!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Ack!

That is odd. I saved it at 48k, I was going to apologise for the quality - now Tattyshop is telling me that I can't save for web as I have not got enough ram?

That's never happened before.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

lack of goat thursday

must be running late this week

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

Tattyshop is now refusing to close -

I've got 2gig in this machine, it should be fine.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Sometimes you get

that and your pagefile just fills up. It's reboot time fella. I'd also suggest you look into the idea of running a ram optimiser/manager in the background. I use the one built into tweaknow power pack and it's great for clawing back system ram that has been lost by XP.
Also if you have more than one HD ( physical ) have Tattyshop Use the drive that does not have your OS installed on it as it's scratch disc. This gives massive improvement

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

This!

yup done this myself, the tweak is free download and I got 2nd HDD off ebay for £30 quid, muchos improvement..

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The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:43, archived)

it's all that porn on your comp

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

RAM

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

BAM

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

Thank you ma'am

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

but where are the spiders from mars?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

good 'ning, miss.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

Baaa!

try turning of font preview..it works for me when photoshop is acting sluggish

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

All better now.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

beardage 2

Thin Ice !

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

2 is usually a downy fluff beard

with some extra hairage down the neck and possible fluff sideies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

or just ignore the fucktard that posted it

they blur that shit out on late night telly
you can't even show it in soft porn
so how could it EVER be safe for work??

strange, the back of your card shows on my reply screen
but redexs on the board
Edit: ahh! it has a sweary in the title

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:22, archived)

if you work in the sex industry?

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

pint of mind piss please barman

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

if you work in porn maybe

only one I can think of

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

Actually, I review spam a lot, so I often look at hard core pornography at work.

It's one of the perks of SEO.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

SEO?

www.seoco.co.uk/ ?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Yes, that is SEO

I think that I am in adifferent league to those folks though!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

sounds like a cool job

do you take your work home with you? ;-)

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

aye

but NSFW is for all of us
not the select few that can get away with it

of course it's safe if you work for a porn mag
but not all of us here do, yet we all look at the site at the same time...

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

Oh, don't get me wrong,

the chap is clearly a cunt.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

and a

fucking thread deleter.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

stat whore

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:47, archived)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

What does this mean?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

Yay! :D

2 for beardage!?!? and 1 for Geekery? stick a 0 on the end and it might be closer :P

but other than that - much woo

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

Are you a geek?

I didn't know.

I was tempted to give you a 6 for beardage, just for kicks.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:26, archived)

yup

all geek :) you could have done 6 for beardage :P

/occasional stray hair blog

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

it has been implied in other such threads that the beardage score also refers to 'lower beards'

so if i were you i'd lamp him one :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

meep

I'd easily be a six then!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:39, archived)

your geekery is 10...

and beard is 20?

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

Hahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

before the laser surgery

yup

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

Changed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

LAZORZ!!

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:49, archived)

You made her look pretty

*sulks*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

awww

*hugs*

he gave you a HUGE forehead, didn't he?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

Oh for fucks sake

you get what I feel like giving at the time.

Feel pleased I didn't pull a lou on you.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

For no reason whatsoever.

(evilsoc, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:31, archived)

*gets bored of B3ta*

*eats ham mouse*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

Moving right along...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

Fish like music too !

100% Fact

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Trout are freshwater fish

and have underwater weapons

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

Similar to Sea Goats

but without the mask and fins ?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:23, archived)

ooh haven't heard that for a while

*remedies this*

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evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

arf!

delicious!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

harr!

*clicks*

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scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

...

Girl at work seeing his show tonight.
Thought she needed to know what to expect.

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daveydje is hedging his hogs on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

I like his music.

No, I'm not joking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

you've gone down in my estimation
untill the time i forget this comment

for about 2 hours untill my first boofta of the day

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

Poofta?

o_O

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

gay for pay

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

*slaps fiver on the desk*

Let's go!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

hoo-rah

www.b3ta.com/board/7178296

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:24, archived)

well, it is a common courtesy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:27, archived)

all you commoners should curtsey

for i yam THE KING!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:30, archived)

All you little people take your hat off to me

Cos I'm a ragtime millionaire!

\William Moore (I think)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

does it happen often?

the thinking, i mean

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:45, archived)

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

whu?

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 16:15, archived)

*shrugs* I do.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

^this

kinda

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

never mind about my estimation

you've just gone down ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

first two pints of lager and a packet of crisps now this?

tsk tsk tsk, captain wow....

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:18, archived)

it's a bad day for the captain

*fears mutiny*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

yeah, Bach's all right I suppose

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

"That's a joke, right?!"

is all I hear when I see his face

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Shada, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

I love you more than /talk

www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue276/

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rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I knew it!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

because we never gave you crabs?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

would

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

*yays*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I knew it!

you two-faced dog!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

hurrah

we rock

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Milkman Dan, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

YAY!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

WHOOP!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Hahaha

Comic timing! Have at him GF!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

We're much more colourful

*toddles off with nooslettre*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Should've used MY jail Paris Hilton petition. It's funnier.

Jail Paris Hilton! Sign the petition.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

is that because /talk is full of cunts?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

it's because Zoo doesn't secretly pay Rob

to rip off random boring quotes about a trip to the dentist....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

i wish they would

I'd take the cash like a shot

however, as the popular / fp is clearly good enough for them then they don't need to pay me

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rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

when the glock hums

LICK A SHOT!!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

This^

(see profile for more details)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:28, archived)

i love you more than love can be.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

you adulterous cow!

I can smell that other woman on you!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

I don't like anybody on THIS page either.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

Not you again

Can't you just annoy people on ONE board?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

what the shit are you on about, paedo?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

take comfort in the knowledge that none of us think very highly of you either

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

lies!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

i love me too,

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:06, archived)

That ladybird game is mental

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:07, archived)

i hate not being able to see the newsletter

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

Yup

I just clocked it though

needs more levels

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

that top tip is bullshit

it doesn't work

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:09, archived)

Well at least it wont give you cancer

like the "egg poached in clingfilm" suggestion a year or so back.

Didnt work very well either.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

my ripping lettuice instead of using a blade was solid enough

:D *prides*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:16, archived)

That tip Mr King

has practically changed my life!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

if you actually do get done for speeding

get off your lazy arse and go to the nearest place you can find to pay your fine and get your license furkled with.

that way it won't take six fucking months to get "processed". and by processed, i mean scribbled on by someone who has the penmanship of a 3 year old child.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:20, archived)

Braw!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

well, that goes without saying

it's a firstborn thing, I think

/edit: oooh, the dirty place names. I've been to Wank (Near Nesselwang and Gschwend). Nice Skiiing

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

Haha

My uncle lives in Three Cocks

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hamtoucher.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:36, archived)

I just don't know anymore...

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

You are a nonsense!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Does he now?

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rjmrjm, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

brilliant

and good timing too

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Milkman Dan, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

yes, I thought so

*waves*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

the dirty monkey fucker.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

hahahah

I do like these

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

haha

that is tip, fucking top!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

crikey!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahaha

and well timed too! *clicks*

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

yay! that's cool

(also, edinboro castle is at the top of my road!...er..in london)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

that's the one I was thinking of

nice beer garden - I met Avid Merrion there once

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

once saw sven goran-erikson in the shop across the road

celebrity watch!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:05, archived)

hahaha

these are all ace

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

hahahahaha

Brilliant!

I might well be in that fucking Edinboro Castle beer garden later.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

I may well be too

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

I used to visit it

but I can't really be arsed with Camden these days

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rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

No, I agree

but the the Edinboro is barely in Camden and it does have a big beer garden...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:25, archived)

i was round the corner from camden on monday

*went to the zoo blog*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:29, archived)

you can even get there quickly from mornington crescent tube

which is a great station.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:32, archived)

as I used to work for Emap (long before Zoo existed)

this is actually quite funny to me

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rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Heh heh

I know - I paid to see you talk at the King's Head in Islington that time

Glad you're a good sport about it, it's all done in good humour :)

*awaits banning*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

hahaha

that ginger tart...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:19, archived)

Havvva LatenightComporoasting

Click for bigger (112KB)

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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I win.

he's blind too.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

that little eye is always getting into all kinds of trouble

Rub salt into the wound, to keep it fresh, and fun!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

Dirty repost time?

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

now show the shadow crow raping his soul

and dragging him into the infernal pit of hades

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:33, archived)

Meh!

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

filthy repost!

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

flippy compost

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

slippery fencepost

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

dead, hence ghost

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

the one i liked most

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

*has a piece of toast*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

*reaches for the mind mop*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

*reach arounds*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:13, archived)

I'd rather have some toast

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

You can have some of mine if you like

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

oh oh!

me too, can I have some toats, please.

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Yup

You can have butter, marmit, peanut butter (chunky) or an amalgam of any of them.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

may I have some peanut butter on toats please?

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

I'd like some butter on my toats

I don't want varmits or amalgam, thank you

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

once again

i'm reminded of the fact that i need to buy a toatser

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

don't you have a grills?

as an emergency solution?

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

nope..

i have an electric stove (2 burners) and thats about the best i've got

oh and a foreman grill but i don't like my toats crushed

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

that foreman is far too strong for such things as delicate toats

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

i pity da fool

who thinks he can toats on a foreman grill!

edit: i am now attempting to make my toats in a frying pan. i'm being careful not to get a pan owie.

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:10, archived)

cor

you is punk rock, dude!

dry pan no fry toats!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:37, archived)

Heh, I wasn't looking at what I was typing

You can all have whatever, you know where the kitchen is

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

yay!

*captain wow's kitchen tiem!*

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

*bums against the fridge*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:17, archived)

I did not expect a spectre!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

*punches* It's SpecTOR, bitch.

*goes to get gun*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

no it isn't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

they don't even exist....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

*is pissing about*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

Not in English is isn't

You're thinking of gun-toting music producer Phil.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Oh never fucking mind.

Yes. Yes I am. Bloody hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

oh dear

it seems that I've left my brain in neutral... I even made the Phil connection & still missed your joke completely.

*spangs self with heavy cast-iron spanging pan*

Roll on the weekend...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

yes, it is

but you forgot the tat in the middle

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

I ain't afraid of no host!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

celary

(

SiX and his hat, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

celEry

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

flappy compo

(

caffeinefreak, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

The unemployed and workshy have the same rights

as the all nighters

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

I'm both

what rights do I have?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

The same ones as both

innit

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

I want double rights!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

You want the right to do the same thing

twice or to double the amount of things you're allowed to do?

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

Both

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

Touché

(which is French for touch)

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

filthy, filthy

peaoasting hooer.

I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

ARF!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

haha

here comes bod

*spluffs*

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

my dictator is flanging your grot minge

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

tenousousosusly relatedment

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

ha ha!!

i like it :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

got to be careful with what pops out of the computer these days hehe

(

discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

Repost thread?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

yes! let's repost with contextual abandon!

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

Is that a ps2?

And cars?

What have you been doing in my house?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

I'm in ur house

animatin ur ps2

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

wow!

@_@

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

welcome to the void!

*click*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:01, archived)

roast pea

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Gaaaah!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

classic!

I'd watch that too. *clicks*

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:14, archived)

hamtoucher

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:35, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

what should it be this week?

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rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

SICK OF TOP TRUMPS

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

hahaha ^^

Bring back Mystery Bobs Friday vote

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

^ most definitely this

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

*Signs*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

*cries*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

agrees

with Gay Abandon, who also happens to agree with Prod.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

here! here!

Happy days.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

'Isn't that Zak McFlimby's?'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

ha ha!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hahaha

this ftw!

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

haha

this^

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Oy!

That was my idea.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Ris?

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

earlier post

think king of hats posted something of zack mc flimbys, a mere cat wanking i think

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

That was me

posting, not wanking

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

and a lemur, not a merekat

but hey ho, whatever . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

that was no cat

i'm sure of that

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

why are you blaming me!?!?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

When Science Sniffs Around the Kitchen

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

that racoon ate my lamb chop!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

We Have Your Child

or is that a bit too sick?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

haha

thats bad, very bad

but made me laugh

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Up the Bum - No Babies

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Win a family holiday to Portugal

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

You!

Hull!

(

Weetobix, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Sorry

I was going to say "Half price family holidays to Portugal - Kids go free"

But I refrained.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

^^this

with icing

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

oh god

SO this!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

Do not shop the Führer!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7178220

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

blow jobs give you cancer

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

but if you've already got it

nosh away

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

REMORTGAGE YOU DAUGHTER

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

an apple a day makes the doctor a gay

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

Free Paris Hilton

(for every reader)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

included!

this ftw!

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

*i like this*

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

^ this

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

^this^

FTW!

(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

THE NEWSLETTER OF ARGHHHHHHHHHH

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

SIR SAND GOBLIN IS AWESOME

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

that or,

something rude regarding that missing girl.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

"we've found Madeleine.

she was in a wheelie bin"

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

a discarded fridge on some waste ground.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

i've been goading, D list Paul Ross for a laugh,
by unloading, outside what he'd call his gaff,
old fridge freezers, the doors all removed like we're told,
his face when he wakes in the morning, a sight to behold.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

that is rubbish

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

what do you mean,

it's PERFECT!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

ok, you've twisted my arm. I LOVE IT

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:03, archived)

"Huffing kittens since 2001"

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE AGAIN

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

haha

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Arf!

beers?

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

when?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

tonight?

or perhaps during the week

(

lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

not tonight josephine

gaz me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Methinks therefore me is

Eh? Eh?

(dirtyirishhooer should really know better, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:44, archived)

101 Things Freebs Will Find On His Pillow

After his shameless shopping of your good self

*grovel grovel*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Portupaedos inbound, diiiiiive!

*ducks*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

cut out my eyes, I've bought a guide dog.

...

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Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

I'm fisting for jesus...

...luckly the church coverered it up and i avoided a lengthy jail sentence.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

Larger Penis? Why not!

(

SiX and his hat, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

all your inbox belong to us

(

caffeinefreak, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

Now I am telling about a horse

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

'I'm your friendly neighbourhood rapist'

Lawrence Bittaker on Bizarre.com.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Grab a granny this week! They're too old and feeble to fight back

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

Not the nine o'clock newsletter

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Kidnapping babies for dummies

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

A WORD FROM GORDON BROWN

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

THE BEST RAPE EVER, OR YOUR MONEY BACK

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

"Don't wriggle, this won't sting much"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

Is Mulder fucking Scully?

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

there's a newsletter?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

卐卐卐卐卐卐卐

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

you know that isn't the nazi one, right?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:52, archived)

I cannot even look at nazi swastikas

it's illegal in germany

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

What about Hindus?

What do they do?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

work for their freedom

but it is in fac t a problem news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6269627.stm

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

the Nazi's used the swastika both ways round on occasion.

So did other cultures that used it (romans etc)

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

only because they had bad proof readers

to the right is the bhudist swas,
hitler inverted it, if ever it was used un-inverted
by the nazis it was because they were in a rush :D

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:00, archived)

I mostly saw it to the right (as above) in flags and stamps

only rotated 45 deg.

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:02, archived)

i'm no expert

i just know the original was perverted to become the nazi version
peeps should not fear the original

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:21, archived)

I have never been a member of the nazi party! I love this country! America the beautiful...

I heard that too, but a also heard is a rumor.

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:34, archived)

INCORRECT CHIRALITY! REDO : YES/NO?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

Brown stains found at number 10

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

A philosophical argument on the metaphysics of answering a woo with a woo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

DON'T DO IT!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

White liiiiiines

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

faaaaaaaade a~waaaaaaaaay

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:54, archived)

i'm a doctor, now where's my child?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:50, archived)

Masturbation, masturbation

masturbation's what you need.
If you wanna be a masturbaaatooooor, yeh.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALLY BLANK

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

you're all my newsletter reading bitches

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:51, archived)

*SCENE MISSING*

(

mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

another load of pointless piffle for all you london media types

I hope you all die

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:53, archived)

what about non london media types?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

Pffft

sorry ... couldn't ... help .. self .... laughing ....

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:58, archived)

That Lemur is having a wank

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

When does friendship end and gayness start

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:56, archived)

TEACH YOURSELF HOW TO FART - LESSON 1

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Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:57, archived)

RAPED AND B3TAN TO BITS

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:59, archived)

is it worth pointing out that that top tip is bollocks?

a mate tried it and got a very angry letter back

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:08, archived)

What, the send them £61 thingy?

damn, guess i'll just have to stick to the speed limit.

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:11, archived)

Sorry

Was bound to happen sooner or later...

*also probably bindun*

(batterypowered, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

It's actually bindunned quite a bit

including at least one of those packs I think

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Ohh and there's a bit of fwappable potential

in High School Musical.

Not that I've seen it or anything.

Not at all.

Nuh-huh.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

hah

not seen it so thought I'd air on the side of caution...

(batterypowered, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

They're all 25 year old glamourous starlets

pretending to be normal 15 year olds.

It's quite disturbing.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:47, archived)

I did it about three years ago

and yet still managed to be the third entry of this type in the compo

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

cunt

i was gonna do that

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:04, archived)

too tired to think of something clever

hopefully someone remembers this...
my first submission on this site.

(jericobra, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:58, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

que?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

run run run run

run run run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Qu'est ce que c'est?

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

bah ba, ba baah, ba ba bah bah ba bah!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

C'est le Roi De Chapeaux.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

arf!

arfity arf arf!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

I love that top one.

He's pulling such a 'dirty girl in porn' expression.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

ha ha!!

we'll miss you once you're banned x x

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear!

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Arf

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

ha ha!

you're not sorry at all!!

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

It's that Bobs bloke that stars in the porn films!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

argh..

is that a gayshift?

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

ha ha

the first one is blatantly a dirty sanchez

(

The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

are you calling me a knobhead?

(

rob, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

get your arse in gear

and finish the newsletter
:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:45, archived)

you are, aren't you?

big up to the ancient tsluts mastiff!

(The Blews Champion Lurker, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:55, archived)

Three more (Deeply Unfunny People)

7 Shape Vectors of People I don't like done in Xara X3.

---
---
Flash Morphing Screensaver Coming Soon (i.e. when all 100 are done!)
---
---

(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

uhm

rory bremner?
david blain? (blane?)
stand up comedian who co-wrote blackadder.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Ben Elton.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

that's the bastard, thanks. mind was blank.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

he's in one of them as a terrorist blowing up a theater

and in the two seconds he's onscreen, I still think he's a twat

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:49, archived)

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

*smirks a little*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Gah

*spangs*

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

haahahah

ace!

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

hahahahahah

nice

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

Oh dear god

That took me far too long....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

likewise!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

I had to get a little drunk before I got it

................

(

Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:42, archived)

Hahahaha!

Isn't that Zak McFlimby's? C];0p
Hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

I always read your smiley as 'clop'

for some unknown reason.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

that's the sound his hooves make

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Dave are Dark Prince?

*meep*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

WE ARE BUT MEN!!

RAWK!

whooooooooooooooooa-ah-oooah! whooooooooooooooooa-ah-oooah!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

I had to teach two idiot men to sing that.

Neither of them could hold a high note.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

i can only do bass

/barry whites

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

nah...

that'd be

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

nnnngggg!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Ooh, stocks!

*mental note* Add stocks to the armoury

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

ZAKKLES!

Braw!

Stock, eh?
PARP! Whaddaya mean tenuous!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

that's a new(cleus) one on me!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

you know what they say...

a stitch enzyme...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:39, archived)

i'm not voting for that!

you'll fall at the electrons

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

Hehehe

www.b3ta.com/board/7178165

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

*groans*

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Hurray! for tiny things that are usually beeeg!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

haha. Yay indeed!

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:46, archived)

oof

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

christ.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

gah!

teh punnage has been strong today

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

I am ashamed

at how long that took me to figure out.

*polite applause*

(

sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

i saw tedmus on here the other day

appropos of nothing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

I recognise some

of the names. Not many though.

(

sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:36, archived)

Oh dear lord, the punnage!

it burns!

have this very lazily shopped repost:

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

SUPPLIES!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

gggnnnnhhhhhh!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

*Dies a little bit*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

hahaha

myohmy!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Woo!!!

Made me giggle like a loon. :)

(Vega31, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

Teeheehee

Nice one.

(

Milgigan Double, Single, Single, Double., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahaha!

top stuff.

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Class.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

I get it

(the last horse finally crosses the line)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

r
o
a
n

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

Arrrrrrgh!

I really thought I was going to have to admit to not getting this and then BLAMMO the true pun-awfulness spanged me right in the kisser!

Hurrah!

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

More kittings in vehicles!

Zoom Grid Co-ordinates Whisky Alpha

Elsewhere...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

best thing ever*

*100% FACT

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

Run, l'il doggy! Run!

Woo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

woo!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

hehehehehe

(

sick_boy, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

RUN, MY CANINE FRIEND!!

woo, my homo-sapien friend!!

(Meta4, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

that's proper grand

Woo!

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

Run the bastard over proper-like now!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

WOOO!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

Arf!

But can't they just learn to live in peace?

(

mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:37, archived)

Old emnities are hard to resolve...

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:40, archived)

Hahahahaha!

fucking splendid.

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 11 May 2007, 15:12, archived)

Wiki top trumps -- the game you can never win

(

WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

Excellent!

I love wikipedia, but I am surprised at the number of adverts thinly disguised as information on the site.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

ha true

might have to start a hunt for the most blatent

(

WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

If you do,

would you label them all with " {{db-ad}} "? Ta.

(RowdsterDelux, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

It's a pit of maral depravity I tells ya!

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Really? *Tells Daily Mail*

Right, the Daily Mail should have a "Ban this filth for the sake of our children" campaign by next week.

Unless some immigrants commit a crime or something.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

if immigration stopped

the Mail would go out of business ... the only thing left to fill their pages would be the sport headlines and crappy offers .... buy 2 pairs of plastic shoes for £9.99 and crap porcelain doll things

(

WOLF .™, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

They give away dvd's of films I have never heard of

and I know every film in the world (ish)

(

Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:41, archived)

instructions for purchase and use of daily mail.

this is what we do at work.
1. buy paper
2. extract middle sheet for crosswords and sudoko
3. bin rest of paper.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:38, archived)

Hahaha!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

more of the same...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

eh?

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

is for 'orses...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

I've stopped smoking cigarettes and started smoking cigars..

I aim to cut those out altogether by the summer and take up the pipe, by the autum I should give up on that and replace them with 2 or 3 blowjobs a day.

I should be off this filthy habit by new years

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

i hope you're not inhaling!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

Ah, yes.

The Blowjob replacement therapy approach. I've tried that one on the other half... she didn't go for it.
Sadly.
:(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

Well she didn't have anything for you to blow

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:43, archived)

*laughs*

(

Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

why is it called a blow job

when there is usually little blowing taking place?

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

because at the end you 'blow'

as in 'tharr she blows!'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

and if you shove it down her throat far enough

it all comes out of her nose as she gags and coughs.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:27, archived)

and has to blow her nose?

hence blow job

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

how very enlightened of you

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

I used those nicotine patches a few months ago

It was very painless and I haven't smoked since

(

fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:23, archived)

they make my skin burn

for about an hour after sticking them on
then it just itches like mad for the rest of the day

you can get a nice head rush though if you continue to smoke as well.....

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

I tried them years ago and it did that

Nothing this time though, either they've sorted it out or middle age has deaden my skin

(

fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:31, archived)

tried them

sent me slightly (more) do-lally for a bit.
then i tried moving on to roll-ups, with them being a bit of a hassle to make.
now i can roll up one handed while driving. this may be a new skill that i've learned, but its fuck all use in my quest to stop smoking.

no will power, thats the problem.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

don't worry

the long spell in hospital you'll get from crashing
your car mid roll will help ween you off them :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:32, archived)

unlikely.

i've almost finished my smoking helmet.

exhaust and intake pipes, and a fan to circulate the air. based on a goldfish bowl.

come july 1st, i shall still be smoking in the office!

possibly.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:48, archived)

This was the first time I honestly wanted to give up

I'd just become bored with being a smoker and all the hassles

(

fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:33, archived)

Who will you be giving blowjobs to?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

anyone and everyone

I'm friendly like that.

Blow jobs are those multicoloured sweets with chocolate in the middle that you get in tubes aren't they?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

That's the ones, yes

although most girls don't seem to like buying them for me.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

hate to mention it, but

www.medicalnewstoday.com/healthnews.php?newsid=70495

oral sex is worse than smoking for throat cancer :(

(of course, I presume this means for the...er...giver, so..er)

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

that's basically what I was on about

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:26, archived)

oh, right.

well, extra public health info can't be bad.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

pah!!

it says kissing may transmit it also

i think if you're partner has the virus, you're gonna get it

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:28, archived)

Just missed out...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

oh good

a 'massive fucking image' bandwagon

woop de doo

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

rolling rolling rolling

get them wagons rolling...

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

RAWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

wh00p!!

*watched Blues Brothers last week*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

one of the few songs i've actually performed in the boozer.

many moons ago.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Nooooooooo!

*Cries*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Ah, you'll love it when there's a Micto one.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

Both totallying under 50k

I know you have capped BB

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

it's the scrolling that's doing me in

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

scrolling scrolling scrolling...

keep those mousewheels rolling...

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

BRAW HIIIDE!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

i feel like the fella that did fingermouse

with this scrolling...

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

i'm starting to look like Yoffi

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

scrolling makes you feel like a cunt?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

NOBODY CARES ABOUT PIXEL SIZES ANYMORE

(

TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

should we get a petition up

to save teh pixels?

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

Coloured pixels

use less energy than white pixels so bigger pictures help save the planet.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

*switches monitor off*

*saves the planet*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:14, archived)

*bets lady pixels do*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

it's inflation I think

you can't get half penny sweets any more either :(

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Half pennies went out of service or whatever in 1984.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

They could still sell half penny sweets

in pairs.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

Well....yeah, but....now....

Hush.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

*eats a large handfull of fizzy cola bottles and sherbet UFOs*

*foams*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

indeed

I'm older than that even! and can remember such things ;)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

I can't

It's in this book of things that happened the year I was born. They banned smelly rubbers in 1984 too.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

they were ace

my mate had hundreds

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

i had a custard cream smelly rubber

god knows how i resisted eating it

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

I was wondering why would someone so cruel to ban that

you answered me.

But what about the rubber loving kids?

(

Your watch is BACK, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

i did actually eat a strawberry smelling one.

or so my sister like to tell me.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

custard creams are not

biscuits

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

it's not the size of your pixels, it's what you do with them.

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

what if you want to fill up a huge space with them and you only have a few?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

a quick bit of fiddling and you can resize them

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

In my experience a quick bit of fiddling only makes things bigger.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

pixel fiddler!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:19, archived)

sometimes...

just the thought of fiddling is enough...

:D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

specially when you smile at me like that!

*has a warm and fuzzy feeling*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:30, archived)

suppose to get any pixels

you gotta pica point or two ....

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:12, archived)

*dances around twanging her braces and whatnot*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

twanging your whatnot?

at work? surely you'll get sacked.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

arnt they supposed

to be cemented in or you cant eat properly?

(

The Tig and me, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:22, archived)

It's personality that counts!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

velcro beardage

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

pfffft

(

mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

Is manley in that Ah-Ha video?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I thought it was in Sydney!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:17, archived)

Pffffffffffffffft!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:35, archived)

A fucking genuine rp gnop!

(

Cocksure, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:55, archived)

yes, it's called cherubism

well done for pointing at people who are different to you.
Here, perhaps if you educate yourself a little you won't be such a twat:
www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=9508

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

It's stupid because Cherubs are actually big fuck-off muscley angel men with swords

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

i thought they were a band

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

I thought that cherubs were the cute Victorian invented babies in paintings

derived from cherubim and seraphim of the bible

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

were the seraphim not the six legged leathery winged scary ones?

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

yes.

"... I saw the Lord sitting upon a throne, high and lifted up; and His train filled the Hekhal (sanctuary). Above Him stood the Seraphim; each had six wings: with two he covered his face, and with two he covered his feet, and with two he flew."

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

thats the ones

I knew it involved a six

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

how the fuck did he see where he was flying?

load of arse, if you ask me

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

If you must insist on going round saying that these things are imaginary

then you have no right to complain about them being able to see through wings that are imaginary. Tchoh!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

eh?

i said it was a load of arse
like 'long kiss goodnight' is a load of arse
it's fiction, and it doesn't even have the decency to make sense

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Surely fiction doesn't make sense by definition?

just because it hasn't happened.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

Exactly

and what definitely doesn't make sense is going...

1) "This is all fiction!"
2) "How can they possibly see through wings that don't exist in the first place?!"

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

yes it does

fiction still has to obey cause and effect or it's just a string of random words

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

No it's not

quite a lot of fiction isn't internally consistent, yet it's still comprehenedable.

I mean, yeah, shit fiction, but it's still fiction.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

that's my original point

it's a 'load of arse'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:24, archived)

that's about 95% of modern fiction though

all media

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

it can still be internally consistent

apparently

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

this

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

can, doesn't have to

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:21, archived)

Long Kiss Goodnight was fucking awesome

thank you very much

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

i'm with you on this one

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

it was a load of bollocks

badly written and directed bollocks

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

Well I liked it

Geena Davis and Sam Jackson for the win

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

and the nephilim?

a subset of angelic beings with human mothers?
the "watcher" angels?
the "sons of god"?
or a bunch or pasty face cowboy goths with a penchant for flour and electric hedgetrimmers?

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

Hmmm

I'm writing a short film about the Nephilim at the moment

but it'll probably turn out to be a serious rip-off of Hellraiser.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

in the style of Richard Stanley?

be sure to include a severed head in a barrel, lots of stalking through graveyards, cowboy hats and black & decker product placement.

oh.. you meant that angelic type.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:34, archived)

i thought cherubs were the bits of bakewell tarts no-one ever eats

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

This ^

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

cherub is the singular of cherubim

saying cherubs is just me being lazy

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

or talking about something different to the bible ones

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

Oh? So in what context do cherubs exist outside of the bible?

I'd wager that if you ask someone who's making cherub things where cherubs are from, they'll say the bible.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:18, archived)

well they possibly appeared in the Tanakh first

then the bible, but I've read interpretations in many works of fiction. Then there are people who paint cherubs (fat babies with wings) with no religious conotation whatsoever in the artist's mind.

But the point is cherubism the medical condition is named after the chubby babies in paintings, not the original source of those images be they large men with spears or creatures like this:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Human_headed_winged_bull_facing.jpg which is a Shedu and possible original basis for the Cherubim.

It's like a bit like calling a vaccuum cleaner a hoover when its a dyson.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:25, archived)

Yes.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:29, archived)

I thought cherub

was what Sonny Bono used to do til he bought skis.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

cher rub?

LOLZ

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:20, archived)

I think they were a medieval invention with looks based on cupid.

www.answers.com/topic/cherub

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

based on raphaelite paintings of cupid

Cupid/Eros were both adult men at one point. Read the Iliad.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

no they weren't

primarily cos they AREN'T FUCKING REAL

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

not the same thing

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

i've changed this text four times now

don't think i wont do it a 5th!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:13, archived)

My understanding of Eros/Cupid

is that he was able to appear to man in any form he chose (I mean age of person actually )

I may be mistaken, it's been 25 years since I did any classical studies.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

As much as any other god, yes

but they tend to have favourite forms.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:10, archived)

or little

chubby babies if you are all pre-Raphealite*

wild guess at the period

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

post, not pre

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

which hideous bastard thought up that name?

it sounds like a piss take at best.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

Rawr.

I didn't know that was the name.

That's a lovely name. I know, probably not the nicest thing to have happen to you, but if I was going to have a condition, I'd want it to have a nice name.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

no. no. no.

It's like being born one eye and having your condition named cylcopism.

It's all just a bit harsh in my opinion.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

what's wrong with cylcopism?

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

it just sounds a bit crap.

something more medical sounding is more appropriate.

eg. people who can't move their legs are paraplegic, not limpleg-ism sufferers.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

or being born with a really crap heel

and having your condition named Achilles' Heel.

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

Oh I don't know.

I think after a certain amount of time you just stop thinking about it and learn to live with whatever it is. My best mate has Spina Bifida and she calls it her shittyspineyosis.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:03, archived)

I still think spina bifida sounds like a fruity cocktail

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

I think it sounds like a Brazillian gangfight

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fuscous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

everything sounds like a brazillian gangfight

hmm, maybe if you add the letter a after it

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

I always thought it was 'Spina Bifta' until about 5 years ago.

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

Bifta = something completely different.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:08, archived)

that's why it always amused me

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mugatu, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

*licks*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:09, archived)

You have cuddles-rainbow disorder

we're going to have to put you down.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

office lol

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

*grabs scalpel and kidney dish*

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

It's GNOPS, damn you.

*Shakes fist*
*Nazi*

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

i didn't even notice that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

you're slipping

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:58, archived)

Sponge, sir!

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

hamtoucher

repost of an unshopped pic in a new thread

all you have left is to piss on my shoes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

or leech it...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

GAH!

the prink!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

'It's four in the funking morning!'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

it's not hiphop, it's electro

prink

i love them, and my mate looks a lot like peter serafinowtiz

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

Is he a cunt like him?

I heard he is one. Not your mate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:05, archived)

really

he seemed like a nice bloke when i met him (albeit briefly)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:15, archived)

Showbiz bint.

I'll believe you, it was only the internet that told me otherwise. It told me Simon Pegg was an arse and all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:16, archived)

fat or weirdly thin and ill looking version?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:06, archived)

He looks odd when he's thin and ill looking.

He looks quite nice all chubby in his velous jacket in Black Books.

You look Fran-tastic....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

*pisses on your shoes*

repost of a shopped pic in an old thread:

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

This is wonderful.

Yes'm.

(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:11, archived)

unshopped

if you'd at least de-gnops'd it it would be fine!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:56, archived)

I want to see a paraplegic next

those crazy kids.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

hows about a deformed cat foetus

dont click these if you are not strong of stomach.

i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/pendrotim7/cyclops-kitten1.jpg

or a cyclopidean still born...

www.scottcarneyonline.com/photos/cyclops.jpg

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Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

not sure he was actually putting in a request dude!

(Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:04, archived)

no i wasn't

*doesn't click*

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

erm

faq says something about images you did not make and links. Plus I hope you never get a disfiguring disease. I really do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:57, archived)

I don't agree with you. I really don't

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 13:59, archived)

You

lose

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:00, archived)

What the hell is a Gnop?

And why are you leaching that pic?

Didn't you read the FAQ?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:01, archived)

Gnasher's cock

when he's got a cold.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

I saw the documentary about Vikki Lucas

she is one of those people who makes you realise that your silly little problems are really not worth bothering about.

She is incredibly brave

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 May 2007, 14:02, archived)

^this^

also the reason for my calling the poster a twat to begin with

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 May 2007, 14:07, archived)

have you already seen the "pain series"?