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Met this handsome chap on holiday too

Can you guess where I've been on holiday?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

center parcs?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Endor

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

creationists beware

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

milked?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

My house?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

The Island of Dr Moreau?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Good book, if a little weird

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

is it?

I haven't read it myself, will have to look for it in t'liberry

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

Hahahahaha!!!

Nice one! :)

(Vega31, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)

Butlins Cowlin Bay?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Elevenses time!

Cake plus addictive gameplay equals skiveorama!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Your username...

Boards of Canada related?

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

Yup!

The Scotch nutjobs.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

yay!

/agrees

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

*Yes*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

YES

Please make this real!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

YAY

MAKE THIS REAL!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

^THIS

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

^this this

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)

^this this this

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

^this this this this

(zut, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)

^this this this this this

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nhojjohn, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)

that

(WonkoTheSane, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)

^Them

(Spill, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

^Those

(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:27, archived)

This>

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

^this\/

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

^this this this and that >

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

^that?

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

^THIS^

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:25, archived)

This this^

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

^THIS^

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

^THAT^

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

Heh!

You are a nonsense!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:18, archived)

ha ha ha!!

lovely

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Thats

chuffin ace

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DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Hahaha

Fab.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Fantastic

and makes me hungry

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Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Cocking Marvelarse!

Woo!

I'm currently resisting cayke as it's the bosses buffday

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

'Ningles Hatty

*huggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Harrow!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)

top stuff!

w/y/h

Edit: and the overall design looks great! *bows*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Rich Chocolate Slices!

I need cake now. Or an eclair...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Damn you

I want cake now.
*goes to shops*
*leaves behind a post-it saying "Woo"*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

that's bloody ace!

/less battenburg though

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Yes! Battenburg = yuck

More chocolate!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

chocolate works for me, choux buns at the mo a personal preference.

also, cream horns or apple turnovers.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

i can't think of cream horns without remembering

watson's hallucinations from 'the young ssherlock holmes'

*shudders

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

oh crikey, yes!

that brings back memories, what a weird film!
Didn't all the cakes try and tie him up or something?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

and force him to eat them

O_O

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

fuck off!

battenberg is LUSH

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

is it bollocks.

feckin' Marzipan ruins any confectionery or cake product

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Dammit!

Don't make me agree with Mictoboy!

Chocolate covered battenburg FTW.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

ooh yeah!

i remember them!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

marzipan is great

mmmmmm....marzipan
*downs bottle of amaretto*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll of this

Although I found out the other day you have to be genetically pre-disposed to being able to smell almonds, so I think I'm just over-sensitive to them

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

I can't stand the frickin things

the taste of them totally overpowers everything else for me

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

You're too genetical, that's your problem.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:57, archived)

Marzipan is the bestest thing ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

your position as my PA, going out to buy the company cakes on a friday for everyone is now teetering

due to this revelation from you ;)

'ning

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

lies!! Battenburg = win

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

almonds = win

Amaretto, Marzipan, sliced & diced, raw & cooked = all good. Unless you have a nut allergy, t'is.

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bnt what, me worry?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)

WOO!

this is splendid, i am hungry now.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Most

Woosome

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Fab!

and other assorted 80's lollies

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

Yay, want!

in Other news Google have just sent me a cheque for a hundred squid for displaying their adverts on my little old website :D

*GLEEEEEEEEEE*

Sod food I'm gonna buy resident evil 4 for the Wii

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

You're buying the cakes then

I've earned about 7 US cents from AdSense on my site...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

off to the bank, la dee da deee da

oooh i can buy beer and fags and food, oh and maybe pay some bills too

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

That looks brilliant!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

minus 1 point for the 4x1 cake looking like a turd

still fab though

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custard, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)

Acers!

You have a click for your troubles, I just have cake hunger!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

I dont know whether...

I am more annoyed that I can't play it, or that I can't get anywhere close to making something as good*....

*especially annoyed what wiv us being done related an awl.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

Related?

To who? Me or Mr kipling? Or both?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

well....

I know mum wasnt very forthcoming with who your REAL father was..... I think it is about time we told you some truths.

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DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

brilliant.

have never played or even seen the game, but this is fab.

* off for a jolly in the sun for a bit now, but fear not, have graphics tablet, present for chum,
so i'll still be able to play. i'll post when i arrive, just so you know i'm there safely.
toodle pip.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

haha!

magic

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

Now that is aceness!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

wow

that isn't half brilliant

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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)

Cough, splutter, choke...

Spray out crumbs....

CLICK!!

(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

This makes me hungy.

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)

Have a Wu

(ManekiNeko loves horses, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)

Can someone make this real please?

This is superb.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:17, archived)

brilliant

stuff

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)

exceedingly good!

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lemonhead, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

That is

a thing of beauty!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

this is pure genius :D

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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)

You win

note to whoever makes this real: do skins so people can have battenburg or not. i think a jaffa cake from overhead would do nicely for a 2x2.

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)

Realistic too!

Oh, I know the feeling when you're vainly waiting for a 4x1 :)

(w0rmwood pearl, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)

Realistic too!

Just a shame in this case it was a 5x1 :)
Exclusive to the cake version obviously.

(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)

Nuts!

I didn't notice that. I must've momentarily had cake blindness.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

Nuts!

You're welcome, only too happy to help.

Help myself to more cake that is, i'm on a lemon torte from Marks and Sparks tonight, very tasty (and expensive!)

(Ribbo Plays poker better than he gets women., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 23:43, archived)

the cherry does it for me
skilliant

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mozza, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

lully

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 9:31, archived)

Bloody Ninjas

Gud Moaning all.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

hahahaha, chuffin' ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

I've been here too long

I saw gimp

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

yay

'nings

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Woo!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

ha!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

Is he going to flip out like a ninja?

Woo!

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

*boogies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

woo :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

wow!

i really like this!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Superfantastico!

Tenchu-esque backdrop?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

just typed misty woods into google :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)

snee key!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

G'ning all.

Anyone fancy a borderline racist chocolate-coated peanut?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

hmm rabbit poop

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Isn't that Howard from the Halifax?

sans spectacles

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

HOMOPHOBE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

STEREOTYPICAL LABEL

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Two words that sound the same?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Orange and Purple!

/dammit, foiled again!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

ISIRTA?

I've heard that recently....

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

have you? can't think how ;)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

Hahaha!

Don't forget silver. Why are all the words without rhymes colours?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

Chilver

Bound to be something...

Also burgundy, mauve and puke-yellow

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

*breaks into song about mortgages*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

haha :D

the new adverts scare me

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

If I worked there

I wouldn't tell anyone

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

You mean, you wouldn't make a song and dance about it

'ning fella :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

'ning!

Is it them that has the portly wench in their ads too?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:03, archived)

what a lovely way to describe a land mass. :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)

Lalala take out our exorbitant mortgage tralee

La la interest doo-be-doo

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

our mortgages are so great

we've got £2billion left over for fancy singing and dancing

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

mortgages, they're so great

but please be careful, don't pay them late!
coz if you do then your arse is ours
for we have all the repossession powers...

la la laa
la la laa
la la laa
more gauges!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

hahaha *wheels this old chestnut out again*

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

ahahahahahah!

thats great! :D

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)

I now want chocolate raisins

Damnit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

conguitos

sounds like a genetic disorder that makes you tangy cheese flavour

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

It ain't easy

Being cheesy.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Um, yes please

unless it's the nasty fake-tasting chocolate that you get in hot countries.

Welcome back and stuff :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

where's he been?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Lanzarote.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

cool

have fun?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Yeah

It was a nice place. Lovely and hot but all windy and stuff so not too hot. We went to visit the volcano and had foood cooked on geothermal heat, wandered round some caves, all that sort of thing.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

sounds great

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

cheers.

It wasn't particularly nice chocolate. Or peanuts.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

Never

mock "accidental" racism. On another topic, anyone else using a playstation 3 to view this page?

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

why ever not?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

That's nuts!

There's plenty of free PCs to look at web pages!

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

What?

Why?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Mine's Bloody Slow

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:50, archived)

Don't mock accidental racism because your PS3 is slow?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)

hehehe!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)

Haha!

It's racist because he's black.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

Ha!

I've just eaten some of those, all the way from Spain I think!
They're rank!

(starbucks 'just wrong' since 1975, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:09, archived)

I'm hungry.

Bindun?

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

I love animals

they taste great

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

if god didn't want us to eat animals

why'd he make them out of meat?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

and why did he make peppered sauce?

and all in 7 days no less

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

same goes for people

got to get them young though

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

it's a good idea to only eat herbivores

omnivores tend to build up nasty toxins in their flesh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

Shall we tenderise toasty now

or let him roam free for a bit longer?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

you don't want to eat me now

I'm very ill and sickly.

Only just capable of typing thi.......

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Ewwwwwwwww

quick, inject him with antibiotics.

have you got bovine TB?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

That's why

things up the top of the food chain tend to eat things further down the food chain because things at the top of the food chain don't taste as nice.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Basically, lets just feed all animals sage and onion stuffing and be done with it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

^needs more garlic

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

actually, a fair point

garlic rocks

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)

All animals

should be fed on garlic and live in ovens. Or something.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)

You want racks of babies?

I got babies on racks!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

nice Rack, baby

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

*jiggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

*bastes*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

you're not worth the plucking involved....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

they deserve no less!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

reminds me of that farside cartoon

where a bunch of cows are all trying beef to see what they taste like

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

"Hmmm, I'd say we taste a little like Chicken"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

I concur

I must admit I've been curious about what human flesh tastes like. As long as it's properly cooked and marinated. I'm not an animal!

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

i really do love animal flesh

but i alos want them to have a happy life.

Buy British, Buy Local.

fuck you Tescos and your factory farming ways.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

very much this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

^This

I want meat to be happy right up until the bolt liquifies its brain.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

guy at works, dad owns a farm

that tried to boltgun a ram to put it down.

2 hours and 6 tries later it finaly died.

it's skull was so thick from butting things that the boltgun just kept knocking it out and it would come round a few minutes later.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)

I concur

*applauds*

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)

Bacon FTW!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

I had rabbit last night

and he still had his poop shoot inside.

Luckily I'd eaten most of it before I found it and felt quite ill...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

You need

www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/Item/22/83/22/i228322sn04.jpg

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

sweet baby jesus

never seen one of those before

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

It was on /links a week or so ago

There was a video :|

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

How do you know about this kind of thing?

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:43, archived)

available from your local

Ann Summers outlet...

(Christopsy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)

that is some terrible gutting you got right there

And remember to push out all the crap before opening up your rabbit

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Mrs S's dad did it for us.

He shot a load the other day and slung one our way.

It was fookin' gorgeous thou.

Roasted it up with tomatoes, spuds, rosemary, pepper, garlic and a big glug of olive oil.

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)

Used to have it a lot as a kid

we was poor, regularly had wood pigeon too. Went round to my Mums and Step Dads not that long ago, he had bought an Air rifle to shoot some of the rabbits about theirs that where eating up my mums vegtable plot. He had no luck getting any, so I got about 3 for him.
Brought them into the kitchen and started skinning one he went mental "Theres no bloody way I'm going to eat that!!!" I hate a waste and felt bad for killing rabbits that he wouldn't let anyone eat. If you're going to kill an animal at least have the common curtosy to eat it, unless invovled in a culling due to some sort of infection.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Those animals are stoned!!!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Looked like post-coital glow to me

You must enter a message.

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:56, archived)

'Ning All

tis a bit slow this morning, have a likkle picture to colour.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

*looks out crayons and safety goggles*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

Your sex games are getting more and more depraved, Dave.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

You love it

just as long as I don't cut my meat on the same board as my Dairy God don't mind either.

_ningles

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ningaling!

This weekend I went to Leamington Spa and bought a lighter shaped like a poker chip.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

that is the stupidist thing I have ever heard of

....
........
.............
I must have it

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

It's really hard to light as well.

It's amazing.

Oh, and I bought rips and roach but you don't want to know about that.

And a polo shirt with bunny-and-crossbones all over it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

like YARRRRR BUNNY by foof?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Remind me.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

www.freewebs.com/yarrbunny/

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

Sort of, except less detail

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

i went to lemington last night to look at a car

but, alas, it wasn't right, so i had to get the bus again today.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Wasn't right?

Was it a bicycle?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

i've got a lighter shaped like a silver dollar

it's shite

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

i got 50 lighters

shaped like lighters for three quid while i was in belgium last weekend, they work great.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

I've got millions of them, but this is to light things when I'm playing poker.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

will you ever need 50?

surely it's better to buy one refillable lighter, than 50 crap plastic ones?

/friend of the earth*

*like fuck, it's just habit from living with green-concious mictogirl

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:34, archived)

that is a very valid point

but they were cheap and oh so continental, i had to have them.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

fair enough

i've got lighters even though i don't smoke :S

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

I have a lighter shaped lighter

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

Hark at her.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)

is this something to do with manleys casserole?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

I have no idea what that is, but I'm mildly frightened.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

Placenta Dinner

yum

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

he's such a bawbag

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)

um no

I dunno where god stands on that

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

i am on the side of thinking it's a bit wrong.

i think i would have gone for the impala sausages.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

Probably the only bit of human flesh you can eat legally though

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

yes

however i'm not really interested in eating human flesh to be honest.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

it'd be a great conversation starter when picking up women

"I ate humen flesh once, in a nice curry"

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

*throws drink in face*

*sets fire*

*calles police*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

it's stupid to eat it

as it's chock full of stem cells

far better to have it frozen in case the kid ever needs that sort of treatment

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

that is a better idea

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:32, archived)

this sort of proceedure costs upwards and a grand.

best to just harvest then from aborted fœtuses when you need them.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

surely such a creature could not evolve

but yet it appears before us.

It is the work of a higher power I tell you.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

the world is only 4400 years old

and man existed with the dinosaurs as god created everything.

in just 7 days.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

you just don't get that level of control in civil engineering projects these days

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

health and safetly didn't have such tight controls in those days

you could literally get away with murder.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

and marrying your own sister

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

you mean you can't do that anymore?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

and thats why your children came out like that

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

Laugh all you like.

I can imagine spoon shaped faces being quite useful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:27, archived)

that wasn't the birth defect

The Midwife droped them then stood on their faces by accident

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:29, archived)

Me no goode hat collowing...me makes messes, den shooty-shoot dee neghbours..

Harumph.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

you could train those to be fake legs gor amputees!!

5. profit

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

i'd like to see heather mills wearing one.

hows that for celebrity endorsement.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

NSFW

and really poor taste too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

hahaha!

can it be milked?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

0_o

WFT?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

*pets*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

*hands towel for de-salivation*

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

*showers*

I shall never be clean!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

*drops soap*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)

*picks up soap with toes*

*blesses flexibility*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

'ning thor

meh...all kinds of meetings today

nice pic though!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

gotta be better then my day, my Md thinks we should all come up with new sales ideas, then act on them, i'm so pissed off, i'm not a sales man, if i was i'd be in a job that paid a mighty commision.

*grumbles*

*phones about some jobs*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

FLLLBFLBFRRLB!!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

moop

(

custard, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

Splendid!

i love it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)

Ning Thor!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:30, archived)

He looks ill

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)

True

it's the purple tinge to the tongue and the grey drool innit?

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)

I think so,

that combined with the vaguely woozy expression

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Oh!

Ning lully lady, that is a splendid colouring, full marks to you and a gold star.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)

Nings and....

*stop eating crayons*

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)

*removes crayon from your nose*

well done.

*pats head*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)

Ning all

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

He looks VERY ill

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

Oh yes

much nearer death than mine!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

Morning all!

CFB Source

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

nice one Verity

who is it?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

It is a lovely b3tan

called Rotating Wobbly Hat :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

lully as ever Ms Ivv

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Tony Blair with a rotating wobbly hat?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

I thought it was Tony too..

I see no rotating wobbly hat though!

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)

Thats who it actually is on B3ta

Rotating Wobbly hat, lovely bloke, tastes like chicken

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)

aah ok!

mmm chicken.

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:59, archived)

lovely as ever auntie!!

pictures good too...
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Awwww

Flattery will get you everywhere, my boy!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)

great work!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Your sig there seems to be the title of the image

nicely :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

*gleeeeee!*

I meeted him at 'fampton! Yippee!
Harrow! Triffic as ever, Ivy!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

Nice hat sir.

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)

thankies!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)

splendid stuff ma'am

as usual

(

n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:28, archived)

The Above Is A DrZaarlon Approved Vector!

[..and thanks for mine also :?)]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)

The end was nigh

(

sinisterduck, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

Gaz all the jews? what all of them?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:11, archived)

Ok sent one to Captian WOW

We got any more?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:22, archived)

hehe!

www.b3ta.com/board/7382910
a couple of gems from spike jones, the first relates to this ~~ish~~ich.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

HARR!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

'ning all...

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

hahaha :)

ningles!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

fuckinell

no main posts for over an hour and a half, then you post this beauty just 6 minutes after mine

*begrudgingly woos*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:10, archived)

haha

*renames to a .cmd just to spoil everyone's fun*

*woos*

bleary ning, the board

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:12, archived)

Hahaha

Needs more strawberries and cream :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:13, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)

heh

where's dusty bin?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

haha!!

'ning savoury!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

good morning Mr Ives

did the weekend leave you with a spring in your step?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

yup!

i'm getting a three bedroom house!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:15, archived)

what? in the post?

sounds cool either way

well done!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:17, archived)

Pfft!

That took me far too long.
I'm off for coffee.

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

Having an older brother, I happen to know, that he be 'Metal Mickey'

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:05, archived)

yup

directed my mickey dolenz from the monkees

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

....did his 'mom' invent typex?

Or is that bullcrap?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:07, archived)

that was Mike nesmith's mum

he was also in the monkees

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:18, archived)

ooh! controversy!

to wikipedia!

edit: you were right!

Bette Nesmith Graham (23 March 1924 - 12 May 1980) was a typist, commercial artist, the inventor of Liquid Paper, and mother of musician and producer Michael Nesmith of The Monkees.

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

it was mike nesmith's aunt

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

I'M SHPARTACUSS!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

boogie..boogie! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)

arf!

a post! a real post!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

hehehe!

ted rogers is your father luke.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:09, archived)

Yay! Dusty Bin!

*does complicated thing with three fingers*

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)

Ted Rogers coined the term 'Booyakasha'

don'tchaknow

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:16, archived)

pfft!

i likies

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:19, archived)

Falling Into The Glory Hole !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

Don't

put fists on it

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

~~Don't~~ Do

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

My thoughts exactly

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

blatant TJ

now then, I like a mystery as much as anybody else, but HTF did Mofaha do this...

b3ta.com/board/7384752

answers please

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

There's a tool somewhere

But I lost the address

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

Oh.

~~useless cunt~~

really? I'll have to look out for it

;)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

www.revfad.com/flip.html

Found this on google

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

*fondles with thanks*

*su slpuo*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

Woo

o n q ,uop p o q ou sl pdl s pu 'uo os uo q oo s u p s

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:03, archived)

¿u o uq no

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

opu 4853837\poq\o3q\\:d s op o ppod 'psno us o pu no u o nb o dos ,upp 'unl no snq os 'u uun ss o d s pu 'uos s pddos 2 noq pu (o snq uo s s) d ll ll o u

do pu ul s p o s qo s os ' l o ,usop plo pu o pssd o o xu l u "" ll und q sn 's o ll ,udo, ps pu 'so p oq snq p pu no ll loos u 'o s 3 s 'lln

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:08, archived)

1273837\poq\o3q\\:d

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

Hmph.

dups\450p823p9608p8261\n\osp3q\\:d ¡psu s ¡u

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:12, archived)

ooooooooo

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

I got her for my birthday

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

better than socks I suppose

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

Well

She's called Sydney (after Syd Barrett) and I am going to feed her tonight

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:19, archived)

p qo ,no 'os

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

ss q uo soo

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

doesn't work in IE

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:09, archived)

'Ning ginge

Edit: Redhead

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

i've seen it

it's in my profile
i host it on my own webspace

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:14, archived)

I know

I was pointing it out

edit: ll no

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

"sup olso u o l " upnlu sl u u us 'l u oq 'us q o u snqoo dsu u o pu puds usn ou u u s s ¡ll ou

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

Use stock &#xxx; for reversed letters and pdbqool for others.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_XML_and_HTML_character_entity_references

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:00, archived)

technical. cool

&#mmmnnnn

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

I made a tool for that once, too

www.pzyko.de/textflip
/spam

and 'ning! all

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)

'Ning Pzyko

I think everyone's died...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:52, archived)

yep

the board seems to be stuck

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

I cannae help, I have no image software here

And no inspiration

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)

there, there

everything will be alright
*huggles*

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)

PANCE!

Edit on another note, why the fuck are all the linux download sites broken? I'm trying to re-install a copy on to my spare hard-drive for dual bootable geekyness and lost my redhat CD

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

Roger Redhat?

Billy Bluehat?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)

Beatrix Potter?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

Enid Blyton?

What are we playing?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

No idea

I'm going to take a poo then head out, back in a bit b3ta, Don't lick any live sockets whilst I'm away

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

*licks*

Mmmm, coppery...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

*licks*

We're practically kissing

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

Yay, a toyboy!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:41, archived)

My dad's girlfriend

Tried to sneak me into a 15 once (I was 13 at the time) by saying I was her toyboy.

I had to slap her ass.

I got in though.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:46, archived)

TGMTFH!

good morning everybodys

I am tired.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

What are these letters you speak of?

TGMTFH?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

That Gives Me The Fackin' Horn!

AICMFP

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:53, archived)

NO!

I need that fiver to watch Harry Potter on thursday!!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:54, archived)

at least you wont have to feel up your dad's girlfriend to get in

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)

I didn't feel her up

It was a slap

And she paid me for it

OH GOD. I'M A PROSTITUTE!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:02, archived)

how much for a teabagging?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:07, archived)

£150 for half an hour

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

damn

*saves up*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:16, archived)

each? or for the pair?

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:23, archived)

Each

'Ning

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

'ning Bonnie!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)

PANCE!!!

'ning all.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)

'Ning riverghost

I'm liking that with my parts

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

ningles

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:50, archived)

'Ning "medicore"

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:51, archived)

You have no idea how tempted I was to do a 'ningles one:P

'ning mate,

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

I keep typing nigles at first

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

'ning chaps and chapess'sssssssss

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:01, archived)

'ning sah!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

Good Moaning!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:32, archived)

I was pissing by the door when I heard a shit

You are holding a smooking goon, so must be the guilty potty

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:34, archived)

Ah, but were iz ze fallen madonna with ze big boobies?

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)

Listen carefully, I will only say this once.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:38, archived)

It is in one of my many k-nockvursts

*displays*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)

*Waits patiently for display*

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:45, archived)

*displays*

God, lack of hummus this morning? Apart from that dirty deleter...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)

Y E S !

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:06, archived)

hehehe!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:13, archived)

Hooray for furtive

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)

That is so cute.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:38, archived)

Phoaarrr pance!

Also: good morning all!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:48, archived)

ning tram!

\0/

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:57, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:23, archived)

good morning Mediocre.

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:58, archived)

Morning Grandma!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:24, archived)

how bizarre

what happens next ?

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:04, archived)

As it's so slow this morning

Have my nan:

(Too big?)

(hotrodzombie, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:10, archived)

size is ok

but if that is really your nan, this is the last place i'd post her picture.

that said here's a 56k version, not quite as crisp but it does the job.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/nan.gif

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:15, archived)

hahaha

I know I'll regret posting her up on here. :-?

(hotrodzombie, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:17, archived)

^ this

*right-clicks*
*saves*
*adds spunking cock imagery*
*posts back on interwebsphere*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)

HELLO?

where is everyone?
'NING!!! i am around...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)

Shhh!

the /board's having a little snooze

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

whoops!

sorry....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

I know,

an hour and a half on monday morning with no new posts.

Bizarre.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)

people was busy gardening and not making images for monday!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

Quick! Post something!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)

you first!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

*smooshles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)

*fondles*

'lo missus!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)

does that hole exist?

it scares me deeply.

(

op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)

Forst of the day. A little bit of puerile fun to start off.

I may get chance to do something else later, depends how much the osteopath knackers my back up again.

"Clank" said Mr Bigs.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

Sometimes you really scare me

other times I feel man love for you

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

Give in to the dark side.

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

*bums*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

Argh Gods!

There's no need to strangle me at the same time!

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:24, archived)

Shut up and touch your toes

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

'MakeMouthNoiseMan' bee da funnies

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

IAN

*to his friends*

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

Oh, I don't know him that well.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

love the lollary learner icons!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:52, archived)

YemensMake

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:59, archived)

HAHA!

*sound of jam*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 9:22, archived)

Good ning everyone!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)

I would happily kick that guy in the knackers, I hate him with a passion..

(But not as much as I hate Jeremy 'Monkey-Choad' Kyle.)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:51, archived)

Best. LOL. Ever.

'Ning peeps!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

'ningles

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:53, archived)

Morning Laird Sexy Draws

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)

'Ning you all

I'm only on for a while this morning because I am going to the bookshop later and have to be there by 10

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

I have to be at the Job centre to pretend to be looking for work at 9

during the summer months as an Student I'm only working 10 hours a week.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA you're such a joker!

What? You're serious?

:P

/not woken up yet

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

Hahaha,

I just realised it was you

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

Yeah I was waiting for Dave to reply to something

so I could ~~tell~~ ~~force~~ ask him ~~using a sharpened pair of starched underwear~~ to change me in his profile

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

I'll do it now

You name changer you

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

Blame him:

www.b3ta.com/board/7384144

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:08, archived)

done

cock smuggler

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

Thhaaaaannnkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuu

Mesa now have a b3ta name okeyday

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

*shoots jarr jarr sounding person with darts*

*fingers in ears*
la la la la la Episode one never happened
la la la la la not listening

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)

What is this?

Lots of lol day?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

Would seem so

What have I missed? Who the hell are you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

The Great Architect persuaded me to change my username to Bonnie Langford

I was Heavy Hindenburg

Hello.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

Heavy Hindenburg!

I see, fair enough. All sorted then!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:26, archived)

I was going to change it to Samsung

But I was persuaded otherwise

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)

No really, I'm pretending really hard that I want a full time career

for two fucking Months! Seriously whats the point? Why not just let me get council tax exemption between an HNC and a Degree?

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

I have one word for you.

Benefit fraud!

No, that won't work*

*because it's two words

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)

Technically its what I am doing

I can't afford to pay council tax so I have to say I am unemplyed when I am actually a student. But in a round about grey way I'm not breaking anylaws just using the system as it wasn't intended.
At least I'm not a pregnent smack addict living off the state, just a poor student type that's in a bit of a finacial bother between courses.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)

Ah that's clever

If you don't go down for it we'll all be here backing you up.

If you do, however, we will deny everything and leave you to your grisly fete*.

*May contain reference to Hot Fuzz

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)

just get your crayons out and set up stall as a pavement scribbler

draw lots of portraits of you.

/i was robbed blog.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)

Joe Public would love that

But his mrs Martha Public is a cow

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:14, archived)

Don't diss the name Martha

It hits a nerve

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:15, archived)

She hit me in the face with a rock!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

Well my Martha wouldn't have done

Martha Fawcett is the best kind of Martha

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

thought that said Fucwit for a second

was going to comment on the unfortunate sounding name. But alas now I can not.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

You just did

you Fucwit

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:19, archived)

Ning chaps

and chappettes where appropriate

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

My chapettes are always inappropriate

Thank you :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)

ding dong

*Drops monocle into martini*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:10, archived)

Ooh, the 'LOL', oh, you like that huh...I made it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall by maself.

(my sig will explain all)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:58, archived)

I love a good lol

Irrespective of who made it!

(Well done Yemen)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

Well, I gave him the idea reeeeeeeeaaaaaallllllllllllllly, and I instructed him in the fine arts of 'makin dee tings', as well as pronounciation.

We also share recipes from time to time.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

You can get ill from that

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

Yes, his recipes are magnificently grotesque....'Chips with Gravel'....wtf?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)

That made me chuckle a large amount

I like the fact that you made it up and pretended to be confused by his (your own) thinking

I'll stop being Frasier now.

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:11, archived)

Oooh, no, no..you be 'Frasier', I'll be the population of Peru..

Wallla, walla, walla!
BURN DEE HEEDUN! BURN HE GOOD!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:13, archived)

No, I'm sure theres a very rational way of combatting the brute stance of your society

Daphne! Hold him off! *runs off wailing*

*martin removes mask* "Hahaha we got him good!"

Eddit: WOOF!

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)

*Eddie the Dog does something funny and dog like*

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:17, archived)

I refuse to pet you, Eddie.

*checks if no-one's looking*
*gives in*

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)

*Mr T appears wearing nothing but a chestnut over his massive manhood*

"Hmmmm...uuuughh...I piddy the foo' who don't like ma chesnut..Huuuuuuuurr"

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

Mr T is Hitler?

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

He is?

Now I'm totally confused...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

Only got one nut

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)

You do? Would you care to dance?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

Yes, here

www.b3ta.com/board/7383584

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

I..err....Woaah, is that the time..shit, I forgot..I have...to..ermm..pray..to my god..

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)

I thought you loved me!

*wails*

(

ClanSoul, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)

When the barber was cutting my mohawk in it was all down to the front for a bit

and wet, I shouted "I pity da foo!" she just looked plain shocked and the other barber laughed for about 5 minutes, and kept asking how i knew about the A-Team. I wasn't aware that it was a national Secret.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:22, archived)

Ahhahha.

Also, I read 'barber' as 'badger'...for some reason.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:28, archived)

'E done teached me roight!

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

Cor blimey, I certoinly did, I did, tip-tip, chin-chin...off we go to fight the Hun.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)

I agree

I could quite happily don a pair of hobnail boots and kick his arse purple.

Ningy noos

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:57, archived)

No,. no..ooh..ooh..get your big faced man to shout at him.

:D
Ed: The link to 'Console Grab' on your website is dead.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:59, archived)

I ain't'n''t surprised

Not one reference! Bah and plop poo plap!

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

'Plop Poo Plap'......it's hard not to feel quite emotional from that...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:04, archived)

'ning nongs

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:01, archived)

Ningy David Drawing Man of the Drawerers.

Aren't you supposed to be at the job centre?

(

Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:02, archived)

in a bit, I'll leave after my tea and eggs

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:03, archived)

I am havin' battered spaniel on brie...mmmm, crunchy.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:05, archived)

Braw

Have chips with that
ta!

/not actually Dave the Facts Lunch

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha

'that's just what jesus said....'

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:20, archived)

this made me laugh

(xaniac, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:49, archived)

Now im not a violent man, infact Im known for my diplomatic sense and pacifistic nature

however if I happen to see Richard Littlejohn walking down the street and I happen to have a nailgun to hand.....

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:21, archived)

building better birds

I changed the tail on my Bryce built bird model
and have greatly incresed the degree that the wings sweep up to make the flight more realistic

(xaniac, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)

very nice

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:32, archived)

Lully :D

have a *click*

*jealouses at xaniac's talent

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:38, archived)

noice boirds

(

mongychops, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)

this is all of the woo

and some yay too

(

OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)

very nice,

*click*

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)

cor

thats lully!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)

...someone draw me something...i wanna color some more!

...please...

Click for not as crap

drawn by someone else...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)

Oh wonderful Gambit

why did they screw him over in Ultimate X-Men?

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)

*sigh*

because they suck.

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)

You can colour this if you like

*gurn*

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:03, archived)

if I could draw as good as that I would chica

very nice colouring

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:01, archived)

pfft.

you and your "u"s...

*poke*
ning!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:11, archived)

'ningles

I should have been asleep hours ago, now I'll have to stay awake

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)

pishaw again!

sleep is for the weak!

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:21, archived)

I got break dancing as well at some point I'll need to nap

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)

yay!

that sounds fun...my little cousin does that...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm still trying to string some flares together, but my floor works ok-ish

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)

heh...

nate can do the whole spin-on-the-ground thing
now...which is funny because he is going into the
2nd grade...and looks like he is 5 still...

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)

I had a dance off on friday night with two of my mates

We all drink at a rock bar with a dance floor down stairs. Then we started doing some crappy breakdancing to some Marlyn Manson. but they stopped the challenge when I strung a 6 step, a coffee grinder into a flare and flipped into the half splits. When I'm drunk I'm far too confident.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)

lol...

aren't we all?

(

*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)

When I try shit like that sober

I hurt something

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:12, archived)

Kick!

Woo.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)

K I C K !

nicely done!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)

colour this

(xaniac, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:46, archived)

have this

for no other reason than the board being unbelievably slow...

/not noticed the time blog

/edit - it was originally a repy to someone who posted this stlouis.craigslist.org/m4m/369421320.html but i'm not sure what happened to it, its not on the board anymore.

(

Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:37, archived)

I am crushing your head!

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:39, archived)

Oh, big-hand you're so big.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:41, archived)

pfff

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:55, archived)

Shocking stuff

Why am I not asleep yet? I got an appointment at the Job centre in 4 hours time
I'm gonna be fucked!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)

hehe

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(Astrid, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)

Q&D+HTBD

As I'd built the model awhile ago
and never got around to photoing it.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)

F R E S H !

pffffttt....

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)

nice stuff :D

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)

Ha ha, werd

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)

*blink*

get jiggidy with it

(

OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)

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l lls slo o qq o pll I pu
8 o L noq sno o dn pllnd I

„¡Ị-lq o o o •Ị ნo ´N„ ´ნno I no
s q sỊ s plno I ნuỊu I
oỊ uỊ Ịp p Ị pu s pỊs ld suỊl
u Ị u pu q o plsỊ I

„•Ị-lq uỊ lun pu Ịun no Ị ‚uỊo ‚no„ ´pỊs pu
ps oნ o pu ნỊ lỊl uo uỊ oნ I
poooqნỊu uỊ lqno ‚uỊ pS
pooნ ou o dn snნ o ldno u
loos pỊsno llq-q os ‚uỊoos ll pu
loo ll ´‚uỊxl ´‚uỊx ´no ‚uỊllỊ
sp o so uds I sỊ punoნld uO
psỊ pu uoq ỊdlplỊb s uI

Ị-lq pll uo o uỊd q I o no ll ll‚I
ნỊ Ịs sn nuỊ o Ịl p‚I pu
uop pỊsdn pun ´pddỊl oნ Ịl
o noq ll os sỊ sỊ oN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)

Don't you mean:

Ị-lq o uỊd s uo uo Ịs o
lluỊ s I opნuỊ pooq
l lls slo o qq o pll I pu
8 o L noq sno o dn pllnd I

„¡Ị-lq o o o •Ị ნo ´N„ ´ნno I no
s q sỊ s plno I ნuỊu I
oỊ uỊ Ịp p Ị pu s pỊs ld suỊl
u Ị u pu q o plsỊ I

„•Ị-lq uỊ lun pu Ịun no Ị ‚uỊo ‚no„ ´pỊs pu
ps oნ o pu ნỊ lỊl uo uỊ oნ I
poooqნỊu uỊ lqno ‚uỊ pS
pooნ ou o dn snნ o ldno u
loos pỊsno llq-q os ‚uỊoos ll pu
loo ll ´‚uỊxl ´‚uỊx ´no ‚uỊllỊ
sp o so uds I sỊ punoნld uO
psỊ pu uoq ỊdlplỊb s uI

Ị-lq pll uo o uỊd q I o no ll ll‚I
ნỊ Ịs sn nuỊ o Ịl p‚I pu
turned upside down ´pddỊl oნ Ịl
o noq ll os sỊ sỊ oN

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)

I just hurt my neck twisting to read all that.
bums
Woo Btw

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

^this.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)

^that

and it appears to be missing a verse, from the original version used on the pilot...

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:20, archived)

Like this?

tinyurl.com/2jor3v

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PFC Hudson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 7:55, archived)

FRESH!

Click

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)

lollzorz!!100111!eleventy1!1!!1!

Ch3k 0ut my l33t ph0t0sh0p pwnag3! lollzorz!!1!

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)

omg thatz so cool

i really should go to bed

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)

i really am already in bed

woop woop

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:06, archived)

OH YEAH!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)

FRESH!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:19, archived)

damnit i knew i forgot something...

the hat, the hat. always with the hat.

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)

'with a hot stick sleeping here'?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:23, archived)

Ị-lq uỊ lun pu Ịun no Ị ‚uỊo ‚no

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:24, archived)

she said, "you're only 16, you dont have a rep yet"

(gawd, I'm old)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)

arf!

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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:26, archived)

Frank Zappa's backup singer on Cosmic Debris...

AICMFP!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)

it is food tiem

bigger tastes better

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)

I just read Lord Manleys Placenta blog

and this reminds me of it, hmmm I fancy a steak now.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)

placenta burger patties

better than .. hell, i don't know

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OneOfSome, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)

What the hell is...

WORFESTERSHIRE style sauce?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)

i think it's like

the sort of stuff Aldi sells, Sprinter's crisps and Grandpa Smith apples etc.

(Astrid, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)

does bean curd count as food?

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jabberpook, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:12, archived)

it's the other white meat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)

oh you.....

took me ages to spot it.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)

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