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# you have now entered the Twilolz Zone.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue312/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Surely, you meant
you meantCATARACTS!??


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# CATARACTS?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# yay!
that my afternoon sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Woo!
Something to read until it's time to go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# i'm off in five minutes...
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# oddly, so am I
Think I'll be bad and order a huge pizza when I get in too :D

edit- have a good W/E ya all!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Have a good weekend then!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# *sniffs*
Smells like you already are....

*b'dum tsch!*

Edit: Have a good weekend, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:55, archived)
# EVERYONE IS LEAVING ME.
*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Never, Fae, never....
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:57, archived)
# *hug*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# There, there - it's okay. I'll still be here for you.
* comforts
* gropes a little
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# :O
Cheeky bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# That's me all over, innit?
It was just a little grope, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# *shoves*
Oi, get in line!

:)


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# / Gets in line and doesn't mind.
'cuz it takes some time
for a captain so fine...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# *offers biscuits and Autocar Magazines to read*
...whilst you're waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# are you going to take that long?
maybe I ought to just come back later then...

/ mopes out the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Nooooo!
*offers perfectly mixed Martini instead*

One olive or two, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Ooh, two please!
Watch me shoot 'em outa my nostrils then!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Sir does indeed know how to party...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:13, archived)
# * manhugs JPG
I love ya, man!

Doing anything good for the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I've just come back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# The Mighty N to the rescue!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# you were off after the first few hours at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:59, archived)
# No picture?!!
WTF
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:53, archived)
# This ¬
www.b3ta.com/board/7995600
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Oh I know!
I think Rob would know there's no offense meant! I should hope so anyway.

Just standard response for pictureless posts. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I have to work soon.
I'm going to be late.

Hurrah!!!

**passes tea and toast all round**
(Vega31, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Rob, the "Rap Graph" link is just repeated Goatse
My eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# er...
is Goatse supposed to be all over the site from the "> Rap explained through graphs <" section?
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Oh good, I thought I was going mad
you see it too
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:05, archived)
# "Rap explained through graphs"

N.F.S.F.F.W.!

Not Fucking Safe For Fucking Work!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:09, archived)
# I didn't like my job much anyway
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# GOATSE!!!
*faints*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Hey! that's my name there! *points*
if anyone does have the answer to why cats love emery boards, feel free to Gaz me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:17, archived)
# You have looked here, right? :D
www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGLJ,GGLJ:2006-47,GGLJ:en&q=why+do+cats+love+emery+boards

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:36, archived)
# yes, best it could offer
was people just saying "maybe there's fish in it"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Shouldn't Pip be in total containment?
Not that THAT's any assurance either, but still...

I approve of this!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# huzzah!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# GET IN!!!
w/y/h/p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# the knife is for chumps
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Game over man. Game over


/does he like the corn bread?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Oh yes...
Hicks FTW!

Look into my eye:


(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Does he have a pointy stick?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# No. Harsh language.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I say!
"Push off, you sordid alien johnnies, or I'll jolly well give you a thick ear!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# ARGH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# That'll do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Haha!
Is this going to be another bug hunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
#
"A Xeno-what?"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# how do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# don't forget the fearsome "harsh language"
for when guns would blow the place sky high
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# needs more sexy undies
and puzzelment

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Yey...

* another great one for my colouring book!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:02, archived)
# [2-4-1]

ClickFB


[edit: I don't know why, and I have no intention of finding out.]

[Edit: 1024x768 (lost the orig, so it's a size-up and blur, I'm afraid ;?)
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Oooo
Top one is a bit like a fiery sunset.

The blue one is very soothing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ohhh!
i like the blue one
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# blue one at wallpaper-size, please!
Edit- woo, wp sized (gotta upscale it a bit tho!)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# ^this^
he's blueist!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ^this^
he's pinkish
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# actually, he's gingerish, but we don't hold it against him.
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# yes you do!!
get that off me you sicko!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:46, archived)
# * slowly peels...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:54, archived)
# ^ Would

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Gah!
Am I the only one ot see a stylised blue goatse here?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# yup.
*calls for the orderlies*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Halp!
I've been on B3TA for too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# is there such a thing?
i can't wait until i can hook my brain up to it full time....

*drools*

everything all set for the 9th?
getting excited yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Erm...
I'm a bit confused why you're drooling over a blue goatse, but no matter.

Yes, everything is ready for the 9th, and I am beginning to moisten in anticipation.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:47, archived)
# because blue is my favourite colour!!
i am all good for the bash thanks to the council over charging me on rent and sending me a nice fat cheque!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# DrZaarlon Is Already Moist In Anticipation
Aside From The Lovely B3tan Types, DrZaarlon Is Really Quite Looking Forward To Listening To BoogieDave!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Gah!!!
I do NOW! Why would you do that to me?
(Jezziah, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# [Damn you Dr!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# I like the blue one. It looks like something
you might find on a Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hmm, decisions decisions


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Arf!
Maybe he should have a light snack first.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# mmm, toastie


(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# toats ?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# stoats?

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# looks more toats like than stoat like.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# tut tut, this board is just full of toilet humor
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# pretty bog standard if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# oh, Lav' it alone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# well people just dump any old crap on here!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:35, archived)
# stop going John about it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Urinally making it worse for yourself
/tenuous
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# you're sending me round the bend
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# I dunny know if i can take any more of this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Pipe down
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:40, archived)
# sewer you think you are talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Any more of these puns and I'll have to plop out for a ciggie
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Man-you're pushing the limits here
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# let's not bust a gut over this shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I think we're plumbing the depths here...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Watch out for that low-flying
DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# you want better you'll have to flush them out
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Plop!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# because they're all in the (water) closet.....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:32, archived)
# ha!
The Finker (for our younger members)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Pfffft!
you said 'members'

*giggles like a loon*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:45, archived)
# It's trouser-time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Ungrateful woman!
And Hurrah! For Future Trousers!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Yes!!
FP THIS NOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:24, archived)
#
FP fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Duntch.....
Best puch noise ever!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHH!
office lol damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Some people!
They'd just as soon sue you for preventing them from killing themselves too!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hahahaha!!
*clicks*
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Awsome!
I want some Future Trousers, to go with my Space Pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# hahaha
DUNTCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# im going to use that, "trouser foam"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
splendid, i want some future trousers now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Bored now...
Apols if bindun

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# What's the original?
EDIT: Oh, OK. I'm an idiot!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:19, archived)
# a very good french film
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# La Haine was an excellent film.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# this is a good film
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# knickers, guns
*there*


I've not seen it, so if it's NOT like a Russ Meyers film I'm blaming you, lad. You'll be over my knee quicker than you can say 'shouldn't this be the other way around?'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:25, archived)
# you must see it
you will fucking love it.

I'll sum up: two french girls. shit boyfriends. dead boyfriends. lesbians on the run. bang lots of dead men. lots of sexy deaths. orgies, cock, fanny, tits, blowjobs.

and all very artfully done, *strokes beard*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:28, archived)
# token strikethrough response
beardcock
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ooooh that sounds like fun.
*strokes beard*





*hasn't got one*



:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:30, archived)
# it is very good indeed
you need to watch more films. *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# We'll do an exchange
You show me baise-moi, I show you some fantastic porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:37, archived)
# haha ok
that sounds good. but I have funny tastes in porn (i think).

Porn stars digust me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:39, archived)
# *strokes bear*
tell me more...

I originally went to type *strokes beard* but mistyped it - I feel it suits my needs better this way
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
I don't think I qualify as a bear... as for the porn, I just find porn stars horrid, I prefer real-looking girls.

oh, and extreme gagging and puking. brill.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# I love how everyone thinks I'm Caligula.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Oh no, I'm a big fan of amateur.
Nothing better that ACTUAL people having ACTUAL orgasms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:48, archived)
# But the main actors in Baise-Moi ARE porn stars
if I remember correctly.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I don't think the main actresses are, but who know
I said i like the films, not necessarily the ladies, although they are quite hot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:52, archived)
# You and I seem to have similar tastes...
and I enjoyed it. Abit more rapey than Russ Meyers stuff though.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# yeh a bit more rapey
but Russ Meyers may have had a gun trained on his girls the whole time, which makes it rape in my book.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ^ this
awesome awesome film
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Wonderful.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:38, archived)
# :D
ta
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitler was never really cut out to be a grocer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# hehehehe!
on the hitler theme:
www.b3ta.com/board/7992100
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:10, archived)
# that is one of the best painting-mashes I've seen. woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:12, archived)
# oofh!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha! Jings!

That Hitler, he's such a klutz

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:17, archived)
# but he is gross...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:21, archived)
# What times the bus jew?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Bad...
to the point of genius! Woo!
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Welcome to the Hotel Crete
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# Hull for you, matey....
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# That's for "Tears in Heaven", Clapton
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# eric claptons son died after falling from a balcony.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# but what is the crete thing? and why would clapton now make bad balconies?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# er........hmmmmmm...........HIZKIDDIEDLOLZZZ!!1!!!!
GREECE!!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I assume it refers to the mad fella that jumped out of the window to not murder his son in Greece.
Edit: Or I'm being thick instead.
Edit 2: Or it's both.Therefore making it good. I just don't know anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# oh, a little bit becomes clearer
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I think, given the sign saying 'E. Clapton & no son'
That it is at least a reference to Eric Clapton's son's death.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Aye. But it's a blend of the two things. And therefore deserves some kind of reward. In the field of plummeting story excellence.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/5297298.stm
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# his mums words
Conor ran straight through the window.
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:09, archived)
# If there's a better double balcony joke today
then I don't want to know about it
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha
Touche!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:18, archived)
# But...but...but
this would imply I was taking the piss. I wasnae.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:33, archived)
# lots of words
www.eric-clapton.co.uk/interviewsandarticles/loryinterview.htm

but no obvious mention of balconies.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahaha
Clapton had the sense to just push and not go with him...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:11, archived)
# straight to hull
do not come back.
Edit: sorry, sounded more serious than i was being. I laughed in a guilty way.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:14, archived)
# The trademark 'b3ta laugh', then?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:36, archived)
# a [fake detail of a canvas that does not exist...
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:56, archived)
# does it reflect badly on me if i say that I thought it was a sea of blood
and not something like "a close up of luxurious velvet"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# You are sick!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# No. No it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# ^this^
[blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not having a go or anything, but.....
why?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# [of course,
...to practice textures really, did I do bad?

[Edit: If I didn't practice, all my pictures would look like this:
]]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Like mine, you mean?
What's so wrong with th-
Oh, I think I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:42, archived)
# narf.
Who's Barbie?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# not mine,
it's run out of gas!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# pfft.
loon
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# it's what I'm known as on another forum
------V
        V
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:48, archived)
# what?!
YOU SLAAAAAG!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Oh noes!
Ostracized!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# mmm-mm
ostrich!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# I suspected as much.
But whysoever would you spend any of your online time away from here?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Sometimes no-one posts for about 2 minutes
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I sympathize.
It makes the whole world feel desolate and lonely, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# so YOU'RE the guy from another forum.
Can you make me a T-shirt? That would be a neato what now right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:53, archived)
# There is another forum in the Interwebs?

I thought that this was the only page?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:01, archived)
# There are plenty of other forums
but I imagine most people don't mention them because they don't want us lot turning up there and ruining them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# ^ THIIIIS

So wow...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# *stuffs*
*grunts*
get in there!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# My son.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# eh?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Eh, what?
*rouses self*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Text on a pope?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahah!
was waiting to see what it was you were cooking up!

*clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# quick, someone call sick_boy
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Hehehehe
great choice of font
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Feel the Force...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# hhaahahaha!!!!
HAHA!! :D
*edit* new clone tool! hahah missed that at first

Let me just hoar this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# "I don't remember ever owning a droid"

I'm a crab fercrissakes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# LOL
WanK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i thought this too
still lolling from the first time i ever noticed it, back in '78, 3 years before I was born.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Cor!

*uses magic light sabre*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Ba-dum tish!
Better than Oboe-wan Kenobi. Then he'd have to duet with
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# That is not the uniform of the Royal Welch Fusiliers
Those look like red tabs, he was not a staff officer.

shall I just shut the fuck up now? I'll ge me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# let me get the door...
*shoves*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Well then
Argue it out with the Imperial War Museum!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# That must have been taken post war and WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU!!?
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Eh? What? *turns around*
Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:15, archived)
# i am perfectly happy to admit when im wrong but.....
isn't that a bassoon not an oboe


/pedant
(BigBobbyh, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# haha
I can't believe that I've never seen that joke made before.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# *BOOM*
oh, for fuck sake monkeon, now I have to go buy ANOTHER sarcasm detector...

didn't Slim do this?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# was your tony hart petition enough?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# no idea
i contacted the petition originator and told him to fill in the official nomination forms too, so we'll have to wait and see.
turns out his g/friend is a district nurse who looks in on tony, by all accounts he's ok but a bit on the frail side so hopefully he'll get some recognition before he starts appearing on here as
bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:59, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha!!
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I can smell an
eff pee coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:43, archived)
# nothing like a good old star wars pun
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:44, archived)
# TRADEMARKS ARE NOT VERBS
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:49, archived)
# [the force is strong with this one ;?)]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# I want to see
Someone do Obe Wank enoki (you know those little Japanese mushrooms).
(starial, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 23:47, archived)
# FP'd and not your own work?
What's the world coming to?

/remembers when this was all fields blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 0:37, archived)
# The hummus is his work though
I'll accept that when the hummus is of this quality.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:03, archived)
# It is mine...
My mate originally did the old Photoshop front with Alec Guiness on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)
# ...
Nicely done pal! Brings back happy memories of my original...

(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Happy days mate
PS Please come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)
# that has been saved on my hdd
since the 22nd of Februrary 2004

:D
(I helped save b3ta! SteelPriest, Tue 29 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# I stand corrected then
*stands corrected*

And congrats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)
# No probs...
'shrinking', thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Interpolate it!
Nice and all that, but you are scaling the image in the browser = bad. So here is a resized version!

(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Errr...
not exactly sure what you're on about, but thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 15:42, archived)
# interpolation is nice
If the image is resized in the browser, it uses (most of the time) the Nearest-neighbor-algorithm. The result contains very hard edges and is not smooth at all. That's why you want to interpolate it instead. In Photoshop and GIMP you can choose what algorithm you want to use (bi-cubic and so on).
(ArchNemesis :(){ :|:& };:, Wed 30 Jan 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Very very funny!
Sir, you are a genius.
(woodchopper likes chopping wood, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Gee...
...thanks woodchopper. You're most kind.
Do you like this one...?

www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/10643/1200585960/Jeff.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 28 Jan 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] That's no way to run a job centre...


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# tee hee
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
if this doesn't get fp'd I'll eat my own trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# well...


bah, m'server appears to be borked
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# hahaha
DEM JUST KEEPS ON COMIN'

right from the very first copulating polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# spot on
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# oh, can you all see it then?
That means work has blocked my fucking website the cunts!

what next, b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Borked - I love that word...

Ref: Borked
"To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken."

Example 1.... I totally borked my machine viewing b3ta.

Example 2.... "I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".

¬?_ -- my hat is borked
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I'm listening to The Sugarcubes at the moment
My stereo is bjorked.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Check out "b3ta" on Urban Dictionary...

b3ta

"A website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children. Some of these "kidults" are quite talented artists, and should be out selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece then scribbling a giant penis on it and calling everyone "gay".

Though the "b3ta mindset" is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea; you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long abandoned for a more mature attitude."

A typical discussion about an image on b3ta:

Jack: "LOL! A COCK! How original!"

Jill: "No it's not"

Jack: "LOL! COCK!"

etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:08, archived)
# as if by magic
his dole cheque appears
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# haha, great
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Hahah!
Benn FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# any Wow users here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# pffft
yes.

Not me though.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Wow?

* Wanky Old Webnet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# brilliant !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Accountant? Don't do it mate, it's not worth it
and where's my bowler hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:28, archived)
# A ha ha ha
Magic.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:31, archived)
# [hahah....
..all kinds of good!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Mr Benn didn't live in Birmingham.
He lived in Putney.

/pedant
(Lambkin, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 9:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Quo - None
NoobMaster - None

* Not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Quo go skiing?
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS MULTIPLE BALLOON KITTIES.
Firstly, the Kiss-tties.

CFB (100kb or so)

Also, indiviually:

Paws Stanley
Gene Kittens
Ace Furry
Peturr Criss

And now for the pièce de résistance, a quick and shitty temporary page for the balloon kitties =]

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/balloonkitties/
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# hahaha
they seem to get better and better.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# LOVE IT!
Kiss Kitties, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# this is awesome.
t-shirts, i say!

edit: can you make a slash kitten?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^ and the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Are these votes Slash-kitty or T-shirts?
Slash kitty is much more likely, but maybe one day for the shirts..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Aren't all kitties Slash-Kitties?
...and usually at your ankles from under the sofa as you're walking by with a hot cuppa?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:38, archived)
# all the kitty baloons.
and if you can make an animated one, Id be REALLY impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:51, archived)
# I sure can!
I'm going out at some point today, but it will be drawn/posted over the course of the evening methinks =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Very
good.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ACE FURRY FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# This rocks!
Like a cat outa hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Kitties - Check

Titties - None?

*Fail
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# awesomeness!
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# More!!!
Bit of a one trick pony,eh?

;)


I am only jesting, keep 'em coming
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# lubbly jubbly
yay for balloon kitties!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# They're lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:29, archived)
# I guess they have a hazardous job

what with wearing all those spikes 'n all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)
# ok. these are too good.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Yay!
Even more of them than I thought...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Cat face tribute band?
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# oooh these are so smashing
Sciencekitty is ace but they are all lubberly.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:06, archived)
# My firstest ever animated gif...
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I like pyramids!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# BADUM PSH
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# This made larf so hard I just split my dry lip
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Oof.
*punhurts*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# GAINT DESERT PENGUIN!!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# like it!
has that air of the unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# And lo it is a belter!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# sir, you have a winner there
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Yayz!
May I eat a biscuit for my reward?
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Yes. Yes you may.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:27, archived)
# One presumes the camel is far away!
woo!nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Nope.
It's a normal size camel running fast because it's scared shitless of the giant penguin coming after it.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# good first try
:D
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] the best i could come up with...
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Yay!
Look who's back! Glad to see you weren't put off...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# beware of the board nazis
;)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I find these "look out for board nazis" comments horribly ironic
Since you must have checked the filesize yourself in order to make the comment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# when all you needed was a knife?
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:26, archived)
# haha!!
*sits noobmaster on knee*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ooooer !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# wait your turn you!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa
Pssst, bit big! ;)

TJ: Can someone please name me a famous homophobe?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# anyone from westboro' church
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Mmm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famous_homophobes

/edit: Pat Robertson? www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Homophobia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Lorne Greene?
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# A homophobe is: - Anyone who doesn't like it in the ass

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Pope Benedict XVI
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# pooholes?
fuckimg pooholes!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I dunno. I was having a funny evening.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Any Jamaican rapper?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# eminem?
ice cube?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# carat, caret, carrot
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# HE'S TALKING QUITE LOUDLY

but other than that, I like it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Ahh the "famous" noobmaster
This is good.
But I can't see the filesize at work!
No right clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# 60.89 kB
Not that much over.
It's also 500px wide.
I only said for him to read the FAQ so he doesn't get board-nazi'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# I didn't think pixel size mattered!
unless you want an FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# My bad
I thought the limit was 400px, but I just rechecked the faq, and it just says it'll rarely need to be over 400px, but thats not actually a limit. Disregard the pixel size then.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ha!
Read the facts yourself, noob!!!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# 60 kB
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# out of cheese error
redo from start
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I AM TIRED
NINJA EDIT ETC.

LEAVE ME ALONE

I JUST DREW AN AWESOME LEOPARD, IT DRAINS YOU OKAY
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# IT'S THE NOOBMASTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Nobmaster, you know how much I luv you and all
But please read the FAQ, kay? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I would like to put forward that as long as the NoobMaster remains on b3ta
he can post whatever he likes* and in whatever size he likes, in line with his ID :D

*except nsfw obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# edit done,
I uploaded the wrong copy of the image, all better now sorry folks. my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Worry not
Mistakes were made, lessons were learned, everybody had a little adventure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Seconded
The name give him freedom of the city.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Thirded
but need more 00 in his name
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I never thought I would say...
Davros should have used CASCADE at school....
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Top resizing that man.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Not bad, new person!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:21, archived)
# "Oi! Molloy!"
"You're nicked"

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
epic win.

So er... what was it you did that made you suddenly B3ta-worshipped?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:25, archived)
# this
www.b3ta.com/board/7981058
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:33, archived)
# i dont know really
posted a silly pic of me on tuesday, bandwagon started on wednesday, and by thursday I had a fan club *to the tune of Craig David*

Shamo!
(I helped save b3ta! NoobMaster was sure I change my sig the other week., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# viz...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:47, archived)
# No Flag

* FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# phew!
lucky that scorpion is only biting her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I shall put in a 'sting' callout as well now you mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# OOH OH I'M AN ALIEN I'M A LEGAL ALIEN I'M AN ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# WooOOOooo
I'm an alien...

| tiny |
| text |
.\ hat /.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# *dissects*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# that hat is hovering!
how clever!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# now edited

*with extra line space?

*fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# The Royal Post
Bane to astrologers everywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# the little girl was a scorpio.
WHAT IRONY!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Irony?
Sorry, I'm 'mercan.
'Irony' is just the way my clothes smell after they've been pressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# ho ho ho!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# pressed?
garbage?
sidewalk?

*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Windscreen?
Boot?
Carpark?
Prime Minister?
Honestly - what are you on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# color?
honor?
armor?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# aww
*cuddle*

haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Brilliant
I love these drawings
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Leopards may be cool, but they are not adaptable.
I learned this from your cartoons:

They can jump into trees and chase down prey in their natural habitat, but if I locked one in my house and went on holiday for a few weeks, it'd be dead.

Also, most of my furniture would be fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:01, archived)
# bear in mind
that this one is an AWESOME-O-PARD. He might not be adapted to suburban living, but he can play the bell lyra and appreciates Arvo Pärt.




so there
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I really hope that in my few weeks of hypothetical holiday
this leopard has stopped destroying all my stuff in time to record some stuff on my laptop.

Leopards being leopards, I don't plan on it. Awesome as they may be.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# OH WAIT, DID YOU SAY AWESOME-O-PARD?
WHAT'S WITH AWESOME-O-PARD LATELY? HE DOESN'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS OR EVEN MY EMAILS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# sorry...
...have I missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# happy 'stralia day
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# YES.
I'm supposed to be just eating plain rice or pasta at the moment because of a bug, but I've still managed to get completely pissed tonight.

It was my national duty, doctor.

PISSED IN THE FUTURE: GRONKPAN HAS TO FILL IN FOR MONGY BECAUSE ARNIE LET DANNY GLOVER DO IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# ^THIS^
with a coupla' added struths, crikeys and a galah!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)
# and g'day to you
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY TO YOU, AND TO EVERYBODY IN THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Yay
This is double win because:
1. Something nice happened to awesome-o-pard
2. Some obnoxious kid got a scorpian :)

*doesn't like kids*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# well, then
kids don't like you either.
so there!
: P
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:03, archived)
# kids either like me or think i'm a dick-head...
i think it's an age thing,
my 6 year old nephew thinks i'm great and my 9 year old niece thinks i'm a dick head...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Kids love me
It pisses me off. =/
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:09, archived)
# You should bite them.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I would
But it seems to piss of their parents for some reason. Pissed off parents = crazy-scarey
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# haha!!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
This has made my day.

Edit- is the board lagging like a bitch for anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:04, archived)
# aww! I'm glad ^_^
And nope, works fine for me.

edit: thinking about it, I've never known a bitch who lags. So my answer is yes, yes the board is lagging like a bitch. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# no, just
...
...
...



...

you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *cries*
edit- are you still really busy?

editedit- aha, it'd appear not.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# no
working on a compo post now?

why? do you need secks?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Always.
Just so you know though, my b3ta's running well slow and my gaz is....not working. Trying to fix it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ok
have you tried switching it on and off?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I'm not very good at turning things off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:22, archived)
# But you're good at turning things on?
Rawr ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:34, archived)
# nope,
seems to be playing nicely...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:07, archived)
# It was earlier today, when I was at work.
Then every phone line in the building dropped (which is a scary thing to happen in a call centre), and if people rang in, staff could answer with about three seconds before it cut out again.

"Hellowe'rehavingphoneproblemspleasedon'ttakeitpersonallyifwehanguponyou*click*"

I had someone that had spent the last week trying to get in touch about a job (I've been a bit sick lately), and she finally got through to me - "Oh yes, I remember you! sorry I haven't called you back, let me grab your resume*click*"

I can't find her phone number because IT has decided to delete emails by some random process. I hope she calls back, she's been persistent enough over the last three weeks for me to at least give her a chance.

They don't seem to understand that every second my team is out of action, the company loses $3 of gross margin.

IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:12, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] When I'm cleaning pphhhhhhhhhffff


Je-o-Be!
(Mantrid, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Its that pissing Pob, how I hate it!
edit- pob, not the post, mind!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:08, archived)
# Aaaaaaarrrggghhhhhhh!!!!1!!1!1!!
I hate Pob. Really. He gives me nightmares.
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# i recognise that winda
www.b3ta.com/board/7992944
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *Cough
*whistles
(Mantrid, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:46, archived)
# I love this!
Have a late woo and a click!
(I helped save b3ta! BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Sun 27 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] As the saying goes
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:52, archived)
# A blinking gnu gathers no moss?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Blimey that was fast!
Got an insert bovine button or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I know I do!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I gnu you'd post that

"wil de beast fits..." you'll say
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# yo momma :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:02, archived)
# hsahahahahahaahahahah
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:10, archived)
# * locks down "family photos" area of my web site
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:11, archived)
# "a bird in the hand is worth three in the bush"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# "a bird in the hand is worth three in kate bush"
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# "now clap"
tight, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# "A bird, in the hand, is worth two... In Shepherd's Bush"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# The two ronnies?
Shouldn't your head now be cut off and put in a box or something?

I forget.
(Rumbug Don't mind me. I'm Procrasturbating., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Is the saying
"Get yer'self a Bulls Head it's goddamn awesome, you can skewer meat on 't ends of 't horns 'n cook'em up good, like"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# leg 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Superb job
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# a bull in the hand means you've been horribly trampled?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Or you're really quite a large person, all things considered.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:55, archived)
# =)
yup!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Cow-heed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:58, archived)
# hah
brilliant
(simod, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 18:50, archived)

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