Ha haHe looks like a big hairy stripper coming out of a giant wiki cake.
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25,
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so you DO remember my 21st birthday party then*drinks to forget*
(
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27,
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Bugger me......I thought it was too good to be true lil ol' me thunking that one up :-(
(
Ninj,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27,
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well, you didn't know about it, so either way you *had* thunk it upso Internet Wins for you :)
(
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:31,
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The wiki globe should have a deathstar dent:P
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:27,
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It's not THAT quiet!H E L L O ! .... H E L L O .... H E L L O .... H E L L O ....
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:18,
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Sexy tiem.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:20,
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Fucking hell - it's Ricky Gervais!
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:23,
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I'm trying to think who the other one reminds me of.A tenuous Helen Mirren?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25,
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What I find really freaky...Is that Charles actually looks better with Camilas face.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:38,
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Dear Godsomeone give her a medium dry sherry for pity's sake.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:20,
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if that's another name for raging alcoholic..then yes
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:22,
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Nurse, I need 100ml of vodka, stat! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:21,
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Would. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:19,
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I recognise that source :D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:23,
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Cor!not 'arf!
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:25,
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The Mountain-Biking Apparation
I saw this bloke on a mountain bike this morning on my way to work. He looked a bit like Michael Berryman out of the original 'Hills have Eyes'. He had a long red quilted coat on, a bit like a Father Christmas impersonator on a budget might wear. He was a bit scary and very determined looking.
Apologies if this is you.
Smallbrainfield,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:16,
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this is not mebut I think I'd be scared if I saw him
(
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:17,
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eh???........ oh! **I read that as Michael Barrymore for some reason
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:19,
archived)
I reckonHe's chasing someone who he caught boffing his missus.
Just a guess like.
Also: woo!
(Just a guess like.
Also: woo!
Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:20,
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nighty nighty night night WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:24,
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Marvellous. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:05,
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cation or anion?(gah! "cation-like groups" I mean...)
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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It got some negative reviewsbut I positively charged to the cinema to see it...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:08,
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I left in a state of (con)fusion Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:12,
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Oh sorry - is that coming up as a RedOx? barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:15,
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Yay - RedX* Best of all the Petrol Smells!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:16,
archived)
Hahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:18,
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Fie on you sir!Have actually just been playing with the instant rimshot at work :D
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:29,
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thisgreat film! Some good mileage for a bit of a franchise IMO. Although the Dude was acting extremely un-Dude-like at times.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:12,
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If you wait until the very end of the creditsSamuel L comes in to talk to Tony Stark about the "Avenger Initiative".
So I think there's definately going to be a sequel. :D
(So I think there's definately going to be a sequel. :D
Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:17,
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I like how they set up War Machine for the next movie :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:18,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:12,
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(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:26,
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\o/
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:05,
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hahahaahha! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:11,
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It was ok.There are parts of it that are ridiculous but then that's Marvel for you. I still don't understand why he needs some LED lights to stay alive. The film takes up too much time filling in background crap before coming to a very abrupt and short end battle and what kind of super hero holds a press conference and says "I'm Iron Man"?
4 out of 10.
(4 out of 10.
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:18,
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LED lights?What? It's a pretty major plot point and fairly straightforward.
As for the last, Stark is an egomaniac.
I liked the film, it had the best script of any of the Marvel films and Mr Downey Jr is a great actor.
That said the fight scenes were a bit rubbish - too many high-speed camera pans and extreme close-ups.
(As for the last, Stark is an egomaniac.
I liked the film, it had the best script of any of the Marvel films and Mr Downey Jr is a great actor.
That said the fight scenes were a bit rubbish - too many high-speed camera pans and extreme close-ups.
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:37,
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I did this and then realised it has already been done a million times (surprise, surprise)But, It's gone slow and I ain't deleting it just yet!
(
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:56,
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do not delete threads naughty personI actually like it. Just do a modern day physicist, just pic out a random one from some uni site...
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:58,
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"Ang Lee, you must be very pleased and excited about making the new Hulk movie.However I should just warn you, don't make me Ang Lee you wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee."
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:05,
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"In fact we argued for so long that Ang Lee missed his two thirty dental appointment.That's when he goes! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
They offer him an appointment card, he rejects it! He says he'll remember by thinking about his own pain."
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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They offer him an appointment card, he rejects it! He says he'll remember by thinking about his own pain."
if you started doing mathematicians...I vote my supervisor!!
Although I reckon Brian May needs this treatment.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:09,
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Although I reckon Brian May needs this treatment.
Yikes..! not the thread!I meant the picture, from my hard drive and my life! :o)
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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Hey guys I just found Jordan's willI'm in the process of selling it to the tabloids, but here's a sneaky peak
Edit: just noticed what a shoddy job I did :P
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16,
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Edit: just noticed what a shoddy job I did :P
Hahaha!That sex video she's in is priceless. I've seen more facial expressions on Joan Rivers.
(
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17,
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I'm cutting you in style some daaaaaay Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:22,
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I for one would like to see some Joan Rivers pron*.*May not like to see Joan Rivers pron
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:31,
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that reminds meI really have to get rid of that burnt plastic
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:46,
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Best of all the smells Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:52,
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Piss off, what about petrol? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:55,
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surely the best smells are the self produced ones?Pull my finger.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:57,
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Hah, you should have got to me before my dad. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:58,
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You are Elizabeth FritzlAICMFP
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04,
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I piss on your mind! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:06,
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Hey I only just washed my hairand now I've got to clean the cum out of my pants...
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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FUCKING LOVELY PETROLsuch a great smell
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:59,
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Oh my word, yes.They should turn it into a perfume or something. Although I'd then just be sat with my head in my t shirt sniffing myself all day.
Right, bye all, got shit to do. Keep huffing the fumes, Nibes.
(Right, bye all, got shit to do. Keep huffing the fumes, Nibes.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:02,
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My dad warned me about men like you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:03,
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Better tell him he was rightInhales
My favourite smell in the whole world is wood smoke
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:04,
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My favourite smell in the whole world is wood smoke
Petrol is a great, great smell.Best of all the smells.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:05,
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You're more fickle than I am. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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you can get one called dieselBut it's crap for burning down warehouses
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:08,
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You are Inspector ClouseauAICMFP
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:19,
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'Tler! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:33,
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Hahaha...N O O N A L L !
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17,
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Noon Wobbly One...seemed a bit rude that nobody had greeted you in 20 minutes. Where are your manners b3ta?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:39,
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Hahaha... Noon BHW!* I read that as... Where are your hammers b3ta?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:46,
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Yea..I uanadaearasatanad wahaaat yaoau aarae saaayaianag aanad I tahaianak tahaaat ias tahae caoararaeacat sapaealalaianag..
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:51,
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!tuo eno tup tsuj evah I ,sknaht oN Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:07,
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Unusually enough the killing hammers have yet to be deployed today... barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:52,
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Maybe they would all get there hammers out...if I showed you all a picture of my big cock on my keyboard?
Cock on Keyboard
NSFW
(Cock on Keyboard
NSFW
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:58,
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hahaPeter Andre came to HMV in Slough once to sign his album - there were three people in the queue, two of whom thought it was the queue for the tills
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:21,
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FAKE!it's joined up writing . . .
(
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:24,
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EDIT: LEET O CLOCK
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37,
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Fear your synchronous skillz0rz barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:39,
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I've got all the codez the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:41,
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ZOMGZ HAXORSHAXOR NOOBS 1V1 w/o SPLOITS
I PWN U NOOBZILLA!!!!!!!!
I TOLLAY LIKE PWN U NOOB LIKE NSTUFFRITE?
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:50,
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I PWN U NOOBZILLA!!!!!!!!
I TOLLAY LIKE PWN U NOOB LIKE NSTUFFRITE?
tin toys that never existed
Click for bigger (96KB)
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16,
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I used to have one of those!May contain lies
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16,
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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE MUMBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT ONE!!
I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD, I'LL TIDY MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17,
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I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD, I'LL TIDY MY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
Ha! I saw a kid the other day say to his mother:"I like those"
"I want one"
"Give me it now"
Literally, in quick succession. It was like a proof.
("I want one"
"Give me it now"
Literally, in quick succession. It was like a proof.
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:31,
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The logic of childrenexactly the same but more transparent than the logic of adults.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:44,
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been checking out top secret aircraft have you?:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:23,
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Look like they could skim skim skim on the sea.Make me think of fish police?
They look nice too.
(They look nice too.
Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:38,
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Here be some things what I done did make...Just handed these buggers in to uni for assessment. I'm fucking knackered and broke and we get no feedback for weeks. grrr. Clickify for bigalicious.
(
thiswasmyclone,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:02,
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hahathanks. It's not 3D though (assuming you meant a render)
( thiswasmyclone,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:11,
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they're both very neatI think it looks a bit 3D, but I wouldn't know a render if it twatted me upside my head.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13,
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it doesn't look very absorbent
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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I was about to say something terrible involving sieving clumps.But I won't. That'd be horrid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:14,
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Back Later Captain Heversofabulous?BYEEEE
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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byeeeeeeI'm always here, i have b3ta on a special rss feed direct to the daft part of my brain
(
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16,
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Are you actually off then? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:17,
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noi was confused about what you were saying.
Blch was the onomatopaec sound of me being a tiny bit unwell.
(Blch was the onomatopaec sound of me being a tiny bit unwell.
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:18,
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Oh I seeeeeonomatopoaeic?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:19,
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don't worry.she constantly writes things that make little sense unless you're her. I imagine you're already well accustomed to this, so it's just a reminder.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:20,
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I disagree with this tautonym as meat has to be dead by definition.
*bites jeru*considers at which point the muscle became meat
*prefers latin/germanic words for flesh which make no definition between animal, human, living or dead
(*prefers latin/germanic words for flesh which make no definition between animal, human, living or dead
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:34,
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yeseg. Zahnfleisch = gums
Edit: as in, "I've paid my fiver, now wrap your diseased tooth-meats round this, bitch"
(Edit: as in, "I've paid my fiver, now wrap your diseased tooth-meats round this, bitch"
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:42,
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I don't know why I keep having to remindyou that you fucking love it. *taps side of head* It's good you're pretty.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:23,
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* Spluffs a little(well that's sort of the sound I made)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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they are wonderful obje d'artand i will give you high marks as long as you've shown your working.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:09,
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Nice!is the board b0rked? It's very very sloooooowwwww...
EDIT oop no - back in business.
(EDIT oop no - back in business.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:10,
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^thisi thought the bandwidth police were coming for me for f5ing every 10 seconds this morning
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13,
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I thought I'd been locked off b3ta by ITuntil my b3tan chum emailed me to tell me it was borked for them too.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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exactlycollective phew
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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get yer phews! 3 for a pound!get yer phews!
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:46,
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wouldnt even open in ie for me just now... theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:11,
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Everything tasted purple for a few minutes, yes,but it seems to be OK now...
( ..wil,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:11,
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Nice.Bit big mind. Took ages to load aswell.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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yeah, sorryso many lines and changes in shade/light in the picture means a lot of kbs
( thiswasmyclone,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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Wowzers.That's some beautiful stuff, right there.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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*assess* *likes* *awards honours* The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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oh lordy, that's damn fine artage! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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I know nothing about this stuff.But I know I like this.
( Monty Propps,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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woolooks like i've got new wallpaper!
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:16,
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That top one is beautiful, got some great detail there.The Second's nice as well, how did you make that?
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:36,
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As Grant Wood turns in his grave...
Inspired a bit by this: www.b3ta.com/features/classicallookalikes/
LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52,
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aren't theyi'd love to see them go to it, proper style
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57,
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I just don't get Larry David's popularityI think he's an unfunny cnut!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:28,
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ive been watching his series recentlyand while it has a few 'pffft' moments, i'd say he's over rated. I think it comes from the fact that americans don't really get that type of humor normally, so when they DO its all ZOMFG best thing evar!
( Victor Meldrew,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:36,
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I'm no fan of Larry David.I nearly used Patrick Stewart, but he doesn't wear glasses.
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37,
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I recently spent £60 on a curb your enthusiasm box setI really like it. Makes me laugh..
( Jorvic,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:55,
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that is truely creepy... woo! (or should that be woof?) theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53,
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O_o
edit: hang on a minute, I just made a cup of tea, where the hell is it *escapes to find the tea*
edit2: yay! now I has a cuppa tea!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:55,
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TJ:Christopher Lloyd is in some shit childrens TV programme! As a dippy but loveable headmaster of a bunch of talented kids who know they're talented and act like wankers because of it.
( Joliet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56,
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holy shit, I was sure I saw some kids prog with him in,but was never sure, as it was a while ago, and only a clip I caught...
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:59,
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I hope some "crazy drunk jocks" turn upand kick the shit out of them
then get away with it because 'THEY' are on 'THE TEAM'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(then get away with it because 'THEY' are on 'THE TEAM'
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:01,
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Definitely, without a doubtI would definitely definitely love to make sex to that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37,
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The logistics of such an enterpriseintrigue me.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41,
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If you've got the cash I've got the footage. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42,
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I think the very first thingwould be to find a bag to put over its head.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49,
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preferably a sickbag (used) Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50,
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KILL IT WITH LENORbrilliant- made me think of this (possibly nsfw due to man's bot bot):
www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/french_AIDS_ADS.jpg
(www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/french_AIDS_ADS.jpg
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38,
archived)
KILL IT WITH LEONA LEWIS Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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but Lenor is SOFT AND KIND Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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Like Michael Palin. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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hahahahe's so nice, even Hitler couldn't disapprove
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:42,
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Palin is the anti-Hitler. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43,
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"Blummin' Nazis!""Blummin' Nice Guys!"
It could be like Upstairs Downstairs
(It could be like Upstairs Downstairs
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52,
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Now look here, Hitler, you can't leave your dishes...I AM ZE FURHER! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!...*storms off*
Oh, dearie me...
(Oh, dearie me...
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53,
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Someone did make a pilot for one once, I've seen it,Hitler living next to some jews, done in the style of a '50s merkin sitcom, and no I'm not joking.
I laughed...
*edit* I googled it, it was called 'Heil Honey I'm Home' and was apparently actually aired!
*edit edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbj9otRPdiM
(I laughed...
*edit* I googled it, it was called 'Heil Honey I'm Home' and was apparently actually aired!
*edit edit* www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbj9otRPdiM
..wil,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:15,
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I've never got aids from eating a girl outand I don't expect to get aids through my back.
These adverts just make me not want to fuck a scorpion.
If I did fuck a scorpion, I'd be more likely to wear a flak jacket than a condom.
(These adverts just make me not want to fuck a scorpion.
If I did fuck a scorpion, I'd be more likely to wear a flak jacket than a condom.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43,
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you should send this letter to the Daily Mail Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45,
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bloody immigrantscoming over here, outraging our thickos
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51,
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You wouldn't get AIDS by fucking a skanky whore with AIDS eitherYou might get a virus that causes AIDS to develop though.. :D
/aidspedant
(/aidspedant
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47,
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I presume as ladies have a penchant for bleeding profusely thru their sex organs now and then,that getting HIV thru oral is a possibility, tho, is it?
/curious
(/curious
..wil,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53,
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Presumably only if you had a cut in your mouth. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56,
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it requires direct bloodstream entry according to most SCIENCE opinionso ingestion of semen and blood, if there are no open wounds, is unlikely to lead to AIDS, as the stomach can break it down.
Ooh, there's an idea, I wonder if anyone has tried using hydrochloric acid to cures AIDS... *patents*
(Ooh, there's an idea, I wonder if anyone has tried using hydrochloric acid to cures AIDS... *patents*
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00,
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o_Oeveryone knows that internet aids can be caught at any moment from any source.
thank you for the biology lesson nonetheless. I will try not to get AIDS as it would interfere with my enjoyment of HIV.
(thank you for the biology lesson nonetheless. I will try not to get AIDS as it would interfere with my enjoyment of HIV.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:57,
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you are terrance higginsaicmfp!
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:12,
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I love those ads :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45,
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^thisvisually striking aint they.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49,
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well, if gigantic insects* fuck humansthey've only got themselves to blame if they catch aids
*and arachnids, for the fucking pendants
(*and arachnids, for the fucking pendants
discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48,
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These look lovely, but I would question their efficacity, I doubt anyone would think far enough beyond the imagery to get the point,but marvelously done.
Such dirty soles on that man tho, tut tut...
(Such dirty soles on that man tho, tut tut...
..wil,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50,
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do bear in mindit is a french advert though :)
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51,
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Well, at one level, it's associating sex with creepy crawlies. The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:56,
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I concur in this statement*off to obtain a cuppa*
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51,
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This...is f-ing hilarious. I nearly choked...
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:54,
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you're gonna need a bigger hammershe does appear to be about 95% chitin, doesn't she?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39,
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the word homunculusalways makes me sing it at least twice inside my head to the tune of "howay the lads"
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48,
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My original idea was that that thing's head was the bulge in his panse on the original ad picture,hence he must have no bulge here as it was being aired, and perhaps interestingly removing his bulge was way harder than adding Mr Mutant.
( ..wil,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:00,
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Well...You know shes bloody deadly.
Her tail is MASSIVE... and her arms and pinchers are weedy and skinny.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:15,
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Her tail is MASSIVE... and her arms and pinchers are weedy and skinny.
Reminds me of the Lucifer comicsJin en mok, or something like that?
(
monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22,
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I am the mutant. I am the doom which was foretold.You reckon she's going up in the world, then?
(,
Tue 20 May 2008, 10:34,
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bindunhowever the punchability of the emo in this is amazing, so woo
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36,
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EEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMmmmo
Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36,
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Hehe!Emo is a cult and a religion.
Daily Mail says so, so must be true!
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=566481&in_page_id=1879
(Daily Mail says so, so must be true!
www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=566481&in_page_id=1879
Weetobix,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:27,
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Cherie Blair's Memoirs - Last Tango in Balmoral - Poss NSFW - Click for full imageDon't worry - the main image is not pr0n - 'tis from The Last Tango in Paris.
"The former Prime Minister’s wife also reveals that she and her husband conceived their fourth child, Leo, while guests of the Queen at Balmoral. It happened because she had not packed her contraceptive equipment and because of the bitter cold, Mrs Blair says."
blog and archive
("The former Prime Minister’s wife also reveals that she and her husband conceived their fourth child, Leo, while guests of the Queen at Balmoral. It happened because she had not packed her contraceptive equipment and because of the bitter cold, Mrs Blair says."
blog and archive
beaubodor blogless,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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the bitter cold?at Balmoral?
the wusses
(the wusses
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22,
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Christ, that's an enduring image!edit/ and one cherie deserves another
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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BulllcchhhBleueeeeeueerrrgghghghh
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24,
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woofbit of trolling anyone?
www.closeronline.co.uk/default.aspx?NodeId=21429&dateonline=Monday+12+May+2008
(www.closeronline.co.uk/default.aspx?NodeId=21429&dateonline=Monday+12+May+2008
mongychops,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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I think I won't click then... Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36,
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"Patty now weighs more than two giant Pandas"entirely random comparisons ftw
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45,
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but how many football pitches does she weigh more than?*checks word order...hmmm*
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46,
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3, but only when pandas are playing WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48,
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hahahais one of them a trombonist?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51,
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hahaha, this is true. But when you're *that* fat, would you still care what animal you were compared to? WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52,
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so does heall power to them and that, but the fact is he's killing her.
one day he'll be pumping away and suddenly realise she's dead - it won't stop him, but he'll have to find another large insecure lady to fatten up instead.
She was actually quite pretty before the weight gain
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46,
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one day he'll be pumping away and suddenly realise she's dead - it won't stop him, but he'll have to find another large insecure lady to fatten up instead.
She was actually quite pretty before the weight gain
She was.Her kids accept it? Like fuck do they.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49,
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hahaha that's hillariouswho truly cares? If they're happy or if it's even true.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:43,
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I care1. it looks disgusting. Do I walk around with poo on my face? No. for the same reason. (and obviously, others reasons)
2. she will die young. this is moronic.
3. people are starving. I know this sounds twatty boombatty, but greed really fusses me.
(2. she will die young. this is moronic.
3. people are starving. I know this sounds twatty boombatty, but greed really fusses me.
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:47,
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yeswe should airdrop her over Burma - naked, with a post-it saying 'EAT ME'
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50,
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a tsunami is the last thing they need WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50,
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1. One should not judge on looks.
2. Her call. She thinks it's sexy. Smokers other drug takers also die young, as do people that drive like maniacs. Everyone has a right to eat, they can eat whatever they can manage.
3. So you have no luxuries, giving excess monies to charity to feed the starving?
4. don't argue with trolls...and while we're on that, I can see plenty of holes in my own post (ie this one), and not a little hypocrisy, I'm just playing Devil's Advocate for amusement...:P
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:54,
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2. Her call. She thinks it's sexy. Smokers other drug takers also die young, as do people that drive like maniacs. Everyone has a right to eat, they can eat whatever they can manage.
3. So you have no luxuries, giving excess monies to charity to feed the starving?
4. don't argue with trolls...and while we're on that, I can see plenty of holes in my own post (ie this one), and not a little hypocrisy, I'm just playing Devil's Advocate for amusement...:P
1. I don't, that simply isn't natural though
2. not in the little fascist dictatorship I have going on in my head they don't
3. no, but thats a completely different level. Theres a difference between living normally and frankly obscene excess
4. I know, I'm just being opinionated as usual. Don't take me seriously unless I have my serious face on.
(2. not in the little fascist dictatorship I have going on in my head they don't
3. no, but thats a completely different level. Theres a difference between living normally and frankly obscene excess
4. I know, I'm just being opinionated as usual. Don't take me seriously unless I have my serious face on.
WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:13,
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Oh shitting hell I'm not clicking that.They're moving to just down the road from me. What joy.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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*points*Ha ha.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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Who owns a copy of the anarchists cookbook? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25,
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Keith Chegwin? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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They had him on some random music channel the other nightannouncing the top 50 cheese songs. Poor guy, he was probably paying them for airtime.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39,
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pffft,i used to sell this on floppy disks at school. Until someone burned their kitchen down.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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Hahaha, you little bugger. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28,
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YES! I napalmed my mate's hedge thanks to an Amiga disc full of this filth Mr Gear the gay-maker,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31,
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I've got an old copy of the Jolly Roger Cookbook somewhere*attempts to make thermite*
*loses fingers*
*attempts to dial for ambulance*
*fails*
(*loses fingers*
*attempts to dial for ambulance*
*fails*
Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28,
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Thermite?It's just aluminium and iron filings, isn't it?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28,
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you need something really hot to get it goinglike magnesium or a microwave lasagna
( Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31,
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I've got some magnesium strips back at my mum's. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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potassium pomegranates?they're tasty!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34,
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it's those little purple crystals, used as a disinfectant and for purifing cocainemix it in the right amount with glycerine and you get a really hot flame.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36,
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oryou could buy a flamethrower
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
archived)
oxy torch will dothat's what the rail welders use (I think...)
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45,
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cocaine and anarchists cookbook in one threadif this doesn't get us on the government watch list, i don't know what will!
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41,
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I've already been in trouble for a bombI suppose I'm on a list somewhere...
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:44,
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*phones someone in authority* Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52,
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Quick get the fridge magnet!!!!here's the de-ris for poms, seppos and pooftahs non-Australians.
www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s958733.htm
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58,
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www.abc.net.au/cnnnn/news/s958733.htm
Oh so Captain Wow got them.The bastard was thinking of moving in round here as well.
(Probably too expensive for him)
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:58,
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(Probably too expensive for him)
pretty much iron oxide and aluminum.people tend to make it by accident by grinding aluminium with an iron oxide wheel. then SPOOF!!! no more hair!
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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PfftI'm a much better cook than Delia.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:28,
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nahshe reads the antichrist's cookbook
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29,
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busco platanitos en la cama Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31,
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Andale andaleLA JUNGLA
I don't know. Que?
(I don't know. Que?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31,
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Und auf English, bitte? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34,
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I'm looking for small bananas in the bedand
I wish you all the best
(I wish you all the best
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36,
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My hovercraft is full of eels! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37,
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Gracias!Mira me, speaking Espanol.
SHIT, what's speaking?
(SHIT, what's speaking?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37,
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Espanol is a lovely languagethere's an almost Teutonic logic to it
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48,
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I don't speak itexcept for the odd word picked up from the walls of my high school. I did French, German and Latin. I've forgotten most of the Latin, most of the German and a touch of the French.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49,
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"ON. THESE. PLATES.""No no, Mr Fawlty - UN, DOS, TRES."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35,
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Hahaha always a guaranteed office lol. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38,
archived)
*cups*What? Oh THOSE bombs. Sorry, I thought you were using euphemisms.
But I don't WANT to move my hand.
(But I don't WANT to move my hand.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27,
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hahamidnight mustard is the best non-euphemism ever by the way.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33,
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-m +cI thought you'd like it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34,
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hope you pass your security vetting then:D
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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Hah, I'm fucked. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33,
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my mum got the bookI argued about it at length. Perhaps a bit too much. She got a bit annoyed.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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Oh those two can just cunt off right now, actually.Hooray for pic!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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I think HIGNFYcovered most of it on Friday.
Everything I here about about this fucking book makes me want to firebomb Waterstones
(Everything I here about about this fucking book makes me want to firebomb Waterstones
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27,
archived)
I'd have thought the fact that your wife was Cherie Blair was enough contraception in itselfer, not that I'm accusing you of being married to Cherie Blair, obviously
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35,
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Hahaha*accuses*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38,
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Now dis one dedicated to all rockaz an' crew:
CFB
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
archived)
well that's a happy little thing chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22,
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This is a strange and beautiful thing. Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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needs more purple beardthen it will be most woo.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10,
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:)i hated him when he did that for the cunting national lottery...
( op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11,
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i just really like purple.have you seen a scot in the arctic?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12,
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does Scott of the Antarctic count? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16,
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Hahaha oh my Lord Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10,
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Oh godMy brains are fizzing and sparking like a wet toaster
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14,
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alka seltzer is not a scalp tonic. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15,
archived)
Bicarb up one nostrillemon juice up the other
Hours of fun.
Edit: I'm joking, for fuck sake nobody do this.
(Hours of fun.
Edit: I'm joking, for fuck sake nobody do this.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16,
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cif!stupid fucking name-changing bastards!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18,
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And their excuse that foreigners can't say "jif" is bollocks Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19,
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Jif *is* bollocksI make my own scouring cream, thank you very much
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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jizz, caustic soda and muesli Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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wellif you're cleaning a toilet and you use raisins, they tend to go puffy and smear - so I go without
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29,
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yeah!why should we have to change because foreigners can't speak properly? they've already taken our marathons, isn't that enough?
also, MMMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!
that's for your sid james laughing cavalier. it's awesome!
(also, MMMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!
that's for your sid james laughing cavalier. it's awesome!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
archived)
Toilet Duck and Berocca. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19,
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Sugar soap and vanilla coke.You could kill loads of kids with that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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is vanilla coke a real thing?I'm tempted to try it, but that would mean drinking coke
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25,
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Aye, it was, I don't know if it still is.It's bloody rancid. Worse than normal coke and that's saying something.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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I am totally avoiding it in that caseI'm having radishes instead
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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fucking NOM*says ahhhh hopefully*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35,
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radishes are well tastyif i look out of my window, i can see a large pot about 6 inches below me, full of gently swelling radishes. another week and they should be ready to eat :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:37,
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I got some off the proper veg stall at the weekend, they're well hotunlike the Tesco's midget cock variety, which taste like a desaturated toe
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39,
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they do.mine are awesomeness and i haven't watered them since saturday, so i'm off for a bit of garden time. 'bye!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52,
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Dip Dab and Domestos Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24,
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OH YESalliterative woo.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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Even more fun when you're missing your septum:(
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18,
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That's another reason I'm glad I wasn't a grown up in the 80s.I'd have no face by now.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19,
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YehIf only I could say it was due to coke.. :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20,
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If only you could say it was due to Captain.ALAS. Fucking ALAS.
I'm in an odd mood today.
Edit: I should point out I don't want to hurt your little nosey.
(I'm in an odd mood today.
Edit: I should point out I don't want to hurt your little nosey.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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nasal sex is bad, mm'kay? chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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it's ok if you do it with plants Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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not this one - the poor girl looks like she had a go...(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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how on earth did you lose yr septum dear boy!?Is it behind the sofa?
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24,
archived)
Sinex addiction in the 90'sI KNOW, I KNOW...
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31,
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rly?wow.
Sue their asses.
(Sue their asses.
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35,
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"Long-term usage of these sprays may cause "rebound decongestion" in which stuffiness is worse after the spray wears off than it was before using the spray. Also, long-term usage can destroy the lining of the nose. These negative effects start to occur after one to two weeks of twice-daily usage. "
I used it for 2 years.. O_O
(I used it for 2 years.. O_O
Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38,
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crikeysorry to hear it. Still, i guess it's something to scare kids with! :-D
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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hahaha Will give it a try next time my annoying nephew is here :D Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45,
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i have a friend who did a line of baby formulahe ended up snotting up lumps of baby milk that smelt like milk that had gone off, he has never done it again.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24,
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That's just made me feel a bit ill.Gone off milk gets to me. Alien Nation's quite hard to watch.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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lolI did this and now my head is rotating
( discomeats This canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50,
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Will have that colouring-in done tonight! :DVery therapeutic - and your drawings have a great accuracy too :)
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17,
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Cheers!No rush to get it done. Take your time :D
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23,
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gerry anderson presentsSpace Precinct
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:49,
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i had some SP pogs.*feels shame
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10,
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SAMIR AH LOVES YER Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50,
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Why am I looking at your Su Pollard?also does anyone know how easy it is to wire a BT socket?
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50,
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easy peasy :-1) Get a BT socket.
2) Wire it.
(2) Wire it.
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52,
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buggerI hadn't thought of 1)
or 2)
(or 2)
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53,
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I know.it is between very and fiddly depending on your skill and tools.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:55,
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i'd say it was quite easyi've doen it before using a bank card to push the wires home.
it's easy as long as you have the wires in the right place, much like wireing a network parch panel or a network socket.
(it's easy as long as you have the wires in the right place, much like wireing a network parch panel or a network socket.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:58,
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I think it is a pice of pissand funnily enough did one yesterday.
www.wppltd.demon.co.uk/WPP/Wiring/UK_telephone/uk_telephone.html
I've never tried the bank card approach but it does not hurt to go and buy a Krone IDC tool from Maplins or online.
www.clarity.it/acatalog/punchdown_tools.html
(www.wppltd.demon.co.uk/WPP/Wiring/UK_telephone/uk_telephone.html
I've never tried the bank card approach but it does not hurt to go and buy a Krone IDC tool from Maplins or online.
www.clarity.it/acatalog/punchdown_tools.html
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03,
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I need to move the master socket from my kitchen to the living roomor failing that just put two extensions in the living room
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08,
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easiest way would be to move the box.just get a junction box ( or even some connector block ). Take off the master, extend the cable using the connector ( straight through ) and pop the box back on at the other end. ( i'd suggest you get an IDC tool, it makes it so much easier )
extensions can be easier and quicker but they are more costly and can get unsightly. Plus the more sockets you have the more phones you are tempted use and when you consider your line is most likely rated REM 3 ( which means 3 phones only or 2 phones and ADSL ) then you might degrade your line by loading it too much ( usually means the broadband disconnects when the phone rings )
(extensions can be easier and quicker but they are more costly and can get unsightly. Plus the more sockets you have the more phones you are tempted use and when you consider your line is most likely rated REM 3 ( which means 3 phones only or 2 phones and ADSL ) then you might degrade your line by loading it too much ( usually means the broadband disconnects when the phone rings )
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16,
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ooohlook at you with your socket related ramblings.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18,
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My talents are boundless.and you can bet if I don't know how to do something I'll come back later all experted up ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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^what he says.but i favour the nectar card.
;D
(;D
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19,
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yes, i got one of those a little while afteri also had a used proper BT one that an engenieer left one time at the office.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10,
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HahaShe frightens me.
Also: never buy one of those green plastic heat-insulating mugs from somerfield because the lids don't screw on properly and you'll end up spilling piping hot tea all over the nice new jeans that I just got out of the tumble dryer five minutes ago.
(Also: never buy one of those green plastic heat-insulating mugs from somerfield because the lids don't screw on properly and you'll end up spilling piping hot tea all over the nice new jeans that I just got out of the tumble dryer five minutes ago.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51,
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Hahahahaha this Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05,
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that's jeff goldblum's wet dream, right there Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52,
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hehi thought it may have been a bit too subtle ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56,
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Jeff Goldblum you are a powerful, focussed force of nature. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:57,
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he isextremely shaggable
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03,
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*nods emphatically* Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:05,
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earth girls really are easy! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08,
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this film^is a must see
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09,
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indeedi want to shave him, too...
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13,
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what!and ruin the flavour
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16,
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Oh yes...Especially where that tall lump of Yiddishe goodness is concerned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:10,
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damn you, geena davis!i'm all hot and bothered now!
*frustrates*
(*frustrates*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:12,
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QUAVERS AND HAM SANDWICH^this is happening currently in, and in front of my face.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13,
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damn!you've cunningly diverted my mind from sex to food!
*searches vainly for quavers*
(*searches vainly for quavers*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14,
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Sex and food are so siiiimilar.If I don't have either I get irritable and then die.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:15,
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i feel your painthe only way to avoid calories is to be constantly humping. this is the greatest diet plan ever.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17,
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Yup.If I didn't have a mortgage my life would be 'bake cake, eat cake, work off cake, bake cake, eat cake, work off cake...'
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20,
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hi 5sfor having the same weaknesses
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17,
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so we are agreed1 sex
2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
(2 food
3 rock and roll
4 b3ta
5 weight lifting
lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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Can I change 5 to smoking gear? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29,
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bangingunless, we add drugs to rock and roll.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:30,
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Oh aye, definitely. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38,
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if by weights you mean pintsthen i'm all for it
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32,
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hahalovely stuff. I can never get my head around what kind of science allows a woman who gets uglier as the day gets longer to have so many affairs.
may I repost this from the gay shift?
Click for bigger (188KB)
(may I repost this from the gay shift?
Click for bigger (188KB)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54,
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Bloody hell.Odd as it sounds, this looks quite like one of my first bosses.
Good morning, sir.
(Good morning, sir.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56,
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Good morningmadam.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56,
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Fine thank youI am bored so I am about to watch one of the hugely expensive DVD painter masterclasses I have bought for my foray into proper portrait painting
( this woman is about to teach me ) www.faysartstudio.com/gallery.html
(( this woman is about to teach me ) www.faysartstudio.com/gallery.html
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04,
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I hate to see the name spelt that wayshe's bloody good though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07,
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My purile brain is constantly trying to remove the letters "ays" from that linkWow, shes aces
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09,
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a few hours watching this DVDand I better be aces too or that's $120 down the drain.
( have you seen her commission prices?)
(( have you seen her commission prices?)
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19,
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I boughtFay Sirkis -Paint like a master and Learning painter X with Jeremy Sutton and if I'm not selling $20000 paintings by morning I'm going to San Francisco to tear some new arseholes. ( Oh dear, that might be misconstrued ).
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26,
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Mine too!!He wasn't called Steve and was from Sheffield was he?
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04,
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Kevin, from Aylesbury.Possibly the most pigshit-thick bastard I've ever come across.
Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.
I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
(Good salesman though. I'm assuming that was so people could get away from his snaggletoothed freaky head.
I do know a Steve from Sheffield though. I think you'd like him.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06,
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I knew a Kevin from Aylesburybut that was Kevin Davis. A mental skinhead, Man Utd fan.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08,
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I don't believe I know him.This Kevin wasn't a skin, he'd not have the stones.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:09,
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LIKE likeunfortunately not, I haven't seen him in a few years. Big rugby player. No neck. Silly ears. Absolute softy. (To explain the softiness, he called me 'petalkins' every day from the day we met.)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11,
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And I always reckoned he'd be easily turned.It's a shame you didn't know me a few years ago.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:14,
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damn my ex to hell!!* :D *a bit more than he is already damned, that is
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16,
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We'll he's lost a very excellent man.I'd call that damned.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18,
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HahaThat's a whole new kind of weird
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:03,
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Sarah Jessica Parker? JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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shopped pictures only :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Celebrity Mutants"){kind=small}
pissywissypissywissyBLAAAAAAAAARRB!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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Dear lord having those two on the screen at the same time is disturbing...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37,
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haha I love how they sometimes BLAAAAARB simultaneously Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51,
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pfft!n00b!
EDIT: Hahahaha! Ace!
(EDIT: Hahahaha! Ace!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:43,
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BLAAAAAAAAARRB!Woo!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:42,
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That....There's something delightfully disturbing staring into the eyes of this bizarre avian creature.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 23:18,
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My name is the hedgehog can never be buggered at all and I approve this message
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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have you been having sprouts again dave? Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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haha :Da particularly fine blaaaaaarb sir!
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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poor Fredif he was still around we could set him on DIRTY THREAD DELETERS
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:47,
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Yeah. Damn straight.My poor Faq Song Kitten gets deleted every frigging time I post it.
Teh poor kitteh.
(
Teh poor kitteh.
Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51,
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Haahahaaaaa !Have this belated woo and click me luv !
woo
click
(woo
click
rabbitz,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:13,
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Ning, peeps.'nother Battle Bunny.
What should I draw the'day?
Make it something Pulp Adventure-y, cos Indy's out this week :)
(
What should I draw the'day?
Make it something Pulp Adventure-y, cos Indy's out this week :)
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:33,
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a trio of chipmunk fembotsdevouring the flesh of indiana "bunny" jones
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:35,
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meputting up shelves with mjolnir, the walls are peppered with holes through which you can see the people net door.
the people net door may or maynot be sexy lady types trying to touch my mighty hammer, that is for you to decide.
(the people net door may or maynot be sexy lady types trying to touch my mighty hammer, that is for you to decide.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:35,
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You've spent aaaaages on those shelves.Maybe you should get a pro in?
( JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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it's because i keep having to take them down to repair the wall. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41,
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but who's that sneaking into the cellar . . . Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37,
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*waits for the snap of the bear traps* Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41,
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SNAPP!Ow! My winkie!
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44,
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i see you found the one i hid in the melon. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56,
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Ted Heath on a ropewalk, shitting lollipops into Beverley Craven's hairy cleavage Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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beverly craven sings like she only has half a lung Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44,
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it's all the fags and cheap stout she inhales Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:51,
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Samurai battle bunnies!Soundtrack - Zamfir's The Lonely Shepherd
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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Adventure Aardvarks.racing towards a treasure before the evil nuns get there.
( Mr. Johnson,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37,
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nice, loving the 1001 nights theme.Maybe swordfighting plz.
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:38,
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Art on his scooter re-enacting the "last crusade" bike chase theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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Scarlet stealing the golden idol from indy 1 Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:42,
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Sir Ranulph Fiennes punching a rhinocerous in the mouth. Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:42,
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or possibly this^ Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:46,
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Something sexy and anthropomorphicwearing a Fedora
You know, I'm getting tempted by this...
www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hats-ties/a67f/
(You know, I'm getting tempted by this...
www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hats-ties/a67f/
Weetobix,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44,
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You can get a Fedora cheaper on ebay. JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48,
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i recently got myself an akubra digger hat.it's awesome!
( Mr. Johnson,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:53,
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$100 for an "officially licenced" hat?Blimey.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:04,
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"I've got a fedora" - "Ah cool""I've got a fedora I paid $100 for because it's got a name sewn inside it" - "You gullible twat!"
( OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40,
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Jarvis Cocker fisting Sonic the Hedgehog Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54,
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Needs more detailbut not bad for a short pitch.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21,
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Indy...YAY!How about...
Pip and Art as Indy and Sallah with the Ark in the Well of Souls.
Or how about "Indy and Marion" tied to the post at end of Raiders.
Or even the SA crew in the mine car chase from Temple of Doom.
Or how about the SA crew eat in the Palace in temple of Doom...poor Leonard of course not getting any food again...
And then there is always the Last Crusade...Pip and Art tied to a chair in the Castle.
Or how about the knight at the end of Crusade...
There is sooooo much you could draw.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:54,
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Pip and Art as Indy and Sallah with the Ark in the Well of Souls.
Or how about "Indy and Marion" tied to the post at end of Raiders.
Or even the SA crew in the mine car chase from Temple of Doom.
Or how about the SA crew eat in the Palace in temple of Doom...poor Leonard of course not getting any food again...
And then there is always the Last Crusade...Pip and Art tied to a chair in the Castle.
Or how about the knight at the end of Crusade...
There is sooooo much you could draw.
Pip as indy would be great but....Have you ever noticed how much the idol at the start of temple of doom looks like JJ's alter ego hamster? It's the truth - honest!*
*May not contain actual truth.
(,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:59,
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*May not contain actual truth.
OhShe is quite loverly. Is she single?
( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 16:54,
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dunno how many of ya will really get this, but... but...I've seen two others on the interwebs who have done the same but I didn't quite like the colours they used and I wanted the pleasure of making it myself.
Took bloody ages - a week of research 3 weeks drawing it 2 weeks finding a good enough printer service and then a few days weathering the final canvas...
I give you the map of time from Time Bandits:
The whole thing is as spot on as I could make it... Now I'm sorely tempted to either do the treasure map from Goonies or the map from POTC At Worlds End...
I would put up a better pic but the connection I'm on is messing about somehow...
EDIT: for anyone who might happen upon this post now it's been up for a while there will be a higher res post going up later on or something due to the high demand for it. TBH I'm so suprised by the response to this cheers ya all!
EDIT2: for a higher rez image and small sample of the original print file (had to be shrunk a little is even a small section is HUGE) see here:
www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/timebanditsmaplarge.jpg
(328k)
(Took bloody ages - a week of research 3 weeks drawing it 2 weeks finding a good enough printer service and then a few days weathering the final canvas...
I give you the map of time from Time Bandits:
The whole thing is as spot on as I could make it... Now I'm sorely tempted to either do the treasure map from Goonies or the map from POTC At Worlds End...
I would put up a better pic but the connection I'm on is messing about somehow...
EDIT: for anyone who might happen upon this post now it's been up for a while there will be a higher res post going up later on or something due to the high demand for it. TBH I'm so suprised by the response to this cheers ya all!
EDIT2: for a higher rez image and small sample of the original print file (had to be shrunk a little is even a small section is HUGE) see here:
www.b3tards.com/u/875123e118fab92535aa/timebanditsmaplarge.jpg
(328k)
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:11,
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:O Oh my giddy gumdropsYou for the motherfucky win.
If you do the map from the Goonies I would really like to buy it.
(If you do the map from the Goonies I would really like to buy it.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:11,
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they already found the treasure, you know Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13,
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pfft! "One-eyed Willy" Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:15,
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:Dwell that's gonna be a difficult one, as I may have to do it by hand... There was no probs printing on canvas, but on parchment?
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14,
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Whatever you do it onlet me know
*slavers*
(*slavers*
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20,
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shall do! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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Thank you thank you thank you. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:31,
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there will be tutorials about parchmentising paperprobably involving tea-bagging.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24,
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and wolfbagging,even more fun
( lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26,
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I want to know morebut I daren't google it at work.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:33,
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" I want to know more "You don't. I thought I did, but now I feel ill...
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37,
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"probably involving tea-bagging."Pfft!
( LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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My mate makes 'emHave a look here for some Goonie Map goodness...
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2357434760
(www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2357434760
Rainbored78 is being a bit cheeky.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18,
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I would rather give money to b3tans thoughno offence :-)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20,
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Fucking hate you whites. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24,
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WHAT YOU TALKING BOUT, FOO'? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26,
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fuckin' pissy facebook login shite :( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:24,
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Ah, how's my cheery little ray of sunshine today? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:25,
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I smashin' my little sweet pea! :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:26,
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Fabulous.My lip balm's making me really hungry.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:28,
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You can't point to your crotch with one handand a bacon sarnie with the other.
I will NEVER be able to make that decision.
(I will NEVER be able to make that decision.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:33,
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take the sammich!it's GUARANTEED to satisfy!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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Ouch, his pride.:D
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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i'm in a slightly bitchy mood todaydue to my weakening over the coffee ban ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41,
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I couldn't live without coffee. Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:43,
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i didn't wake up till 10and i'm on my 4th cup. i'll suffer, but it's worth it, dammit.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:44,
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dry your eyes..It's not my fault your team is pish prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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ayefine football analysis. try not to be too blinded by hatred there.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30,
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hahaha hatred...there was no hatred in what I said?but really, well done on going down to england and showing the world what kind of bigoted animals your supporters really are.
thank you.
(thank you.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34,
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Just because I was born in Sheffielddoesn't mean I've got a whippet and a flat cap.
I'm just saying.
(I'm just saying.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:35,
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aye up!they rioted down there...they where fighting just outside my work up here.
90% thick knuckle dragging idiots..
10% nice normal people
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:36,
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that applies to all football fansno, wait. celtic fans are the good guys.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:48,
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yup...some would say godly prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:50,
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I truly believethat the biggest step towards banishing bigotry from scottish football would be if people stopped jumping on everything the other side did, saying "look, they're worse than us." When both sides can admit they have a problem that needs to be dealt with, instead of constantly pointing out the other's problems, then that will be true progress. It requires objective thinking however, and that is far beyond most bigot's abilities.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:11,
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the biggest thing to do would be to have non dominational schools prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35,
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generalisations are the root of bigotry.I was there. I went to the match, enjoyed the atmosphere. I didn't hear any bigotted songs in the stadium. If I had, I wouldn't have joined in.
I'm not sure I understand the sentence "well done on going down to england and showing up your team and country for the bigoted animals your supporters really are." it doesn't make sense.
Your reference to me as showing up my team and country by acting like a bigotted animal is indicative of a very blinkered view. I watched my team getting beaten by a better team. I was devastated. But I didn't, my dad didn't and the thousands of Rangers fans I saw after the game, didn't break windows or fight police. I walked to victoria from the stadium and didn't see any violence. I saw one police van with the sirens on.
I'm deeply ashamed to be associated through my club with what happened in manchester, no matter how few were involved and no matter what the reasons were. However, the assumption that all rangers fans are the same, when a bunch of jakey cunt neds smash up some windows, makes me just as sick. Feel free to get your opinions from the press though, instead of actually knowing anything. Prejudice requires less thinking.
(I'm not sure I understand the sentence "well done on going down to england and showing up your team and country for the bigoted animals your supporters really are." it doesn't make sense.
Your reference to me as showing up my team and country by acting like a bigotted animal is indicative of a very blinkered view. I watched my team getting beaten by a better team. I was devastated. But I didn't, my dad didn't and the thousands of Rangers fans I saw after the game, didn't break windows or fight police. I walked to victoria from the stadium and didn't see any violence. I saw one police van with the sirens on.
I'm deeply ashamed to be associated through my club with what happened in manchester, no matter how few were involved and no matter what the reasons were. However, the assumption that all rangers fans are the same, when a bunch of jakey cunt neds smash up some windows, makes me just as sick. Feel free to get your opinions from the press though, instead of actually knowing anything. Prejudice requires less thinking.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:46,
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you walked to victoria..so you must have missed the police bloke slapped about just outside the station because was told to closed it.
eye witness testimony from one of my mates..also a Rangers supporter.
this is just one of the stories I've been told by rangers supporters..most of them are not good.
(eye witness testimony from one of my mates..also a Rangers supporter.
this is just one of the stories I've been told by rangers supporters..most of them are not good.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:56,
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I must have missed it.I didn't see any violence. The only incident I think I saw was the riot van turning up to fish some guy out of a canal.
I'm not excusing any of it. It's a disgrace. But don't give me that tired shite that the majority of Rangers fans go in for the bigotted stuff. The loud violent minority tarnishes the reputation of the good majority.
As for the hatred, if you could admit that a team that up until the 14th of may still had the opportunity to win 4 trophies didn't simply achieve that through luck, then I'd believe that you weren't blinded by hate. I supported celtic when they reached the uefa final, and was disappointed when they lost. I supported a scottish club as the representatives of our country in europe. Add that to the fact that I've never been religious and never been in a fight over anything and it makes your accusation look rather bigotted itself.
(I'm not excusing any of it. It's a disgrace. But don't give me that tired shite that the majority of Rangers fans go in for the bigotted stuff. The loud violent minority tarnishes the reputation of the good majority.
As for the hatred, if you could admit that a team that up until the 14th of may still had the opportunity to win 4 trophies didn't simply achieve that through luck, then I'd believe that you weren't blinded by hate. I supported celtic when they reached the uefa final, and was disappointed when they lost. I supported a scottish club as the representatives of our country in europe. Add that to the fact that I've never been religious and never been in a fight over anything and it makes your accusation look rather bigotted itself.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:06,
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I support my team but not the shite that goes with it..a bit like yourself :) prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:08,
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good.then we are in agreement. I hope you understand my rantiness, I'm on the raw defensive.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:13,
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You love cunt.That's what I heard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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How much?Daddy or chips or cunt?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:32,
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the last two are difficult.could i have half chips, half cunt?
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34,
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I knew a girl who had this disorder Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:37,
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gives new meaning to the term "fanny batter" Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:38,
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Gold plated rolls royce, as long as you pay for it.Of course you do. Chips, mayonnaise, the works.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:39,
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*gets out One Eyed Willy* Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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In front of the children!? Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30,
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If the price is right... Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41,
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blimeyten out of ten for effort
although without the explanation I would have said it was the BBC testcard as viewed on an oscilloscope...but on a teatowel
now I can see how wrong I was
(although without the explanation I would have said it was the BBC testcard as viewed on an oscilloscope...but on a teatowel
now I can see how wrong I was
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:13,
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That looks awesome!CFB as soon as your connection is sorted plzkthxbai :)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:14,
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WOO!nice, doo the goonies next, then do POTC.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:17,
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Thats freaking awesome matewoooooooooo
( Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:18,
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Now make it as a tea toweland i'll buy five
( Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty.,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:20,
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Ace work......but isn't there a map on the DVD? Couldn't u just print that out...?
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:27,
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hehe, I had to use that as a good source of info,but its badly "damaged", badly scanned, and missing a lot of detail (namely the clocks and the text is mostly too blurry)
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:30,
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apologiesI just realised what a cunty thing to say that was.
I am genuinely awe-ed
(I am genuinely awe-ed
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:41,
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no worries, I didnt take it in that way,:D
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52,
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oh wowthis is awesome. clicky for you, sir.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:34,
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Thatis fucking brilliant, and I want one
Got to be my favourite film ever :D
(Got to be my favourite film ever :D
Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 11:52,
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You win at lifethat is awesome
(
Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:07,
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That is the most awesome, coolest thing I have ever seen.edit: and I sooo want one!
*gets the cheesy song from the closing credits of Time Bandits stuck in his head*
(*gets the cheesy song from the closing credits of Time Bandits stuck in his head*
Beastie is doing science with his arse,
Mon 19 May 2008, 12:33,
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:Ohow awesome is that?
Got any more higher res pics?
And how fucking awesome would it be to sell them as tea-towels?!
Aquire the rights and DO IT NOW!!!
(Got any more higher res pics?
And how fucking awesome would it be to sell them as tea-towels?!
Aquire the rights and DO IT NOW!!!
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 19 May 2008, 13:22,
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when I get back in this evening, and have unhampered access to the interwebs again (bloody company firewalls etc etc), I shall upload a higher res photo, and maybe a sample of the actual image I had to draw :)
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 19 May 2008, 14:02,
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oh my!I have a seriously strong desire to own one of them
(
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Mon 19 May 2008, 15:06,
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that is just fucking wonderfully perfect.i wish i'd thought of it and actually made it, both.
teatowels? make it a scumrag and i'm in.
(teatowels? make it a scumrag and i'm in.
postbear has metal knees,
Tue 20 May 2008, 7:46,
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genius, but foolish!instead of impressing a bunch of internet nerds for free, you could have sold it on ebay as the original map from time bandits, and made a bunch of money making some nerds very happy.
( zog why change it now?,
Tue 20 May 2008, 21:06,
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