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# LOL! It's Ricky Manhatton!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# He's blue


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# As is Dr Manhattan you tard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Oh.
I thought he was just cold due to him not having any clothes on, cos he's just been in your bedroom..
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# but he's not glowing.
Did he forget to pay his nuclear bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I can't even colour inside the lines
and you expect me to make him glow too?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# :)
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47549/1237930217/rh.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# You displaced my pic
FOR THIS!!!

;)

I will see the watchmen at some point and then will know this blue guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Ahh watchmen!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# But wait!!
Read The comic first It's The Best!
(acered76 What!? The Curtains?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:20, archived)
# ^this^
the film sucks balls
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 23:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
You 'orrible strumpet you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# hahahahaha
That is fucking great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahah
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# hahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sorry to post my shite right above you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# could you not
delete it, it was rather rude of you?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# Probably best to burn the hard drive, too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I'll nuke it from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# What a massive waste of oxygen that man is.
Good work.
Remember "IN THE DARK with bastards" the Neville did? I miss him. *sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Where did he go?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# To the great Groam harvest in the sky...
Think he just got too busy with web-design :(
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Bastard web.
It's big enough to design itself now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I wish he would
be possessed by Zalgo.

Could somebody make that happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# have some awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:29, archived)
# : D
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Haha finally something humorous yay
gets my clickage
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Pffffffffft!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# hahahaha
*smiles through the pain*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# hahaha, :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# ADRAMONG!!!
Photobucket
(Vox00, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# LOLO
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# That's nice dear.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
O_o

:(

hahahahahahahahahha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# i wanna do one
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# thats you that is
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# LOL!
Your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Haha that'll show him, the shit facial haired spag!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# u iz going 2 get caught
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Gonna to get caught!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That adramong is a right mong! LOLZORDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:04, archived)
# eh eh eh calm down.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# 'So this is what the UK is going to look like'
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# What, mostly black people?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# What?
A Mormon covention:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:41, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# What, like a scouse Tommy Cooper?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:44, archived)
# lols.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# Just like that?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# mmm, no
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# CYAAAM DAAAHNN
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# Does anyone think he looks like the waiter from 'ello 'ello?
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:49, archived)
# ahahah
massive lols!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# firegord
(halloumi slowly pushing you down the board on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# it's a tragic thing
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hahaha
Mmmm Nemi, wood. Or Lise her creator either for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# when do they start the buggery?
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# after tea and nibbles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:28, archived)
# ok, just so I know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Zalgo still hasn't put his money in to the tea fund and he ripping through those Jammy Dodgers like nobody's business!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:36, archived)
# Jammy Dodgers and just a biscuit on a period
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:38, archived)
# *tries not to think about period dramas*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he bums!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# The winner of the "How many cats in a cow" is kingsuperspecial
The answer is 34.

Assuming a cow's gastro-intestino tract is 85 gallons and a cat's volume is 648 cubic inches.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Did he explain the methods for negotiating the various sphincters between the arse and the rest of the tract?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:34, archived)
# He won, you didn't, leave it
He gave the most scientific answer
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Scientific, but physically impractical
I would be impressed by the cats compressed into a sausage to fit into a small intestine though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# i won
deal with it ;)

edit: my calculations leave for approximately one-quarter-of-a-cat to deal with all of the above problems
editedit: the cat volume includes fur (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Ah, I hadn't accounted for a problem solving cat-segment
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# problem solving cat segments solve all problems
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:51, archived)
# I smell a sitcom
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Also, do you play LEFT 4 DEAD?

Fancy playing with some b3tans?

b3ta.com/calendar/event/18979
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# I play freecell.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# how about a hearts deathmatch?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# real men play minesweeper:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Custom Minesweeper.
10 x 10 grid, 99 mines.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:40, archived)
# pah!
1x1. One mine.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:42, archived)
# ^ this.
It scares me it's the highest program on my start menu at work...
118 seconds on 'expert' is my best. Undoubtedly, someone, somewhere in Japan has done in 0.87 seconds or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# .. while playing it through a mirror
underwater

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Can Xbox L4Ders play against PC L4Ders? I'm guessing not.
I know, I know; it's my brother's console toy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Nope
Also my next post is my 10k. Argh shit wtf
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Whip it out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Damn!
Would like to go but will be cycling millions of miles on saturday
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# B3ta Gamers??
hmmm... I take it you've never gone to 5punk... We are a bunch of mostly B3tans that started playing games together... find us here www.5punk.co.uk
(TheJockGit, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahahahha
how meta
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# Okay so this is the cover for a short story I worte, and it'll go inside my comic book...

I don't know if this is exactly at where I want it to be, so any tips would be greatly appreciated. :]
EDIT: I made two changes. Any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Act F.A.S.T.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
#
www.stroke.org/site/PageServer?pagename=SYMP
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Aaaahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Fuck
Anal
Sex
Tactics
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# Tactics? According to porn..
1) Spit on it.
2) Fuck it.

As per usual, porn fails to reflect reality.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# This isn't myspaz
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Oh, shit, I thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Nah
I made that mistake too. No underage girls to be found here tho...
EDIT: FEW underage girls to be found here
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# This is true
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# Not anymore, anyway.
Kk was 16 last month.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Your gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Yes, mine.
Hands off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# EMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:14, archived)
# ^^^ THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# FaCeS
It is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Get two pictures from the same angle and make them the same size then put them together and do a bit of shopping
also choose a more suitable font and delete the heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# Oh, Caewan
I knew I had to do all that
I was just pretending I didn't. xD


Actually, I can't get two pictures from the same angle.
But the other stuff I can. What sort of shopping?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:17, archived)
# You can't? Why not? D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Because Mike is too tall.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# ummm
You're right, this is a vexing problem indeed, with no possible solution.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# He could kneel down.
or you could cut bits of him off to make him shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Definately the latter
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Well here's the thing...
I'm not really friends with him, so it was awkward and random enough that I went up to him at lunch today with my camera and asked him to come out to the alcove with me for 5 minutes. I didn't wanna make him kneel down or stoop or something, too. I'd feel bad though, y'know?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Did he know what the photo was for?
I would have thought he'd have been flattered and been happy to assume whatever position you wanted.

hmm.

sorry, I just got lost in my own thoughts there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)
# Well I explained it.
But I think he just thought I was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Ok...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Well he was tall
So I couldn't get in his face with the camera like I could to Adriana.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# grocery shopping.
You should consider using a different picture then. I think it'd only work if you did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah...
I kinda like that they're at different angles...but...Iunno.
The photo of Adriana came out pretty nice. But Mike was too tall for me to get a picture from the same angle. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Get a new picture of her from the same angle as him.
Make sure the faces are the same size?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Oh, also if its a comic book consider drawing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Well they have different size faces anyways and...
I should just mash their faces together in real life and take a photo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:26, archived)
# O NOES!
;D



(sorry, it was a fun pic to play with!)
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
wtf!? XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:20, archived)
# I got a bit carried away with the clone tool :S
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Hey McBadger I edited the writing under this picture in wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Other_languages
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# you have done well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:33, archived)
# Holy shit that guy has green pupils :)
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Color brush
x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# now that you mention it..
(hobbledehoy don't make me laugh..bitterly, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# No he doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:22, archived)
# Hahaha, giant mongy face.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They tried to hide the truth...
Apologies for extreme rubbishness.


Not worth contaminating someone else's thread so it can have its own. I do wonder what this would look like if it were done well...
(xewill is an M$paint purist, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# yum
sprouts.

*has eleventy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# I have a qusetion
what the hell is this?
www.b3tards.com/u/c906e57fc22848ef3336/whatthefuck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# There's a man inside and he does humorous things on stage or at events like carnivals/festivals.
I don't know how he breathes inside that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# A damn good night out by the looks of it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:11, archived)
# naturally I wanked over it 4 or 5 times first
but still couldn't come to terms with what I was looking at
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# 'performance art'
I'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:23, archived)
# Incredible :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# i don't know what it is but it's creeping me right the fuck out
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:21, archived)
# reminded me of an image from a DVD
I bought a while back.
Art by Thierry Doizon
www.thegnomonworkshop.com/dvds/screengrabs/thd01/thd01_coverlg.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Sprouts are win
I bloody love sprouts.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:09, archived)
# I like sprouts too
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:58, archived)
# scribblings
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# blimminy, I like this
tis very woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# that's very nice:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# HUNTER!
/Gets pounced on.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# i was thinking exactly this
*runs off to play l4d
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:16, archived)
# i love your art!
it is amazing! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# woo, i do like your drawings
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# HUNTER!
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:18, archived)
# sorry - have a jebus lizard!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# hugs.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# yay!
hugz!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# You have until 8:30 to gaz me your answer to "How many cats could you get inside a cow?"
The cow is normal, it has all its organs. The only methods of entry are the mouth and anus. The cat are normal, normal size and are alive. No lubricants can be used to get the cats inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# When will the experiment be carried out?
Should we show working?
How many significant figures should we quote it to?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# No
No
whole number
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# gazzed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:13, archived)
# JeBuS the sexy thong
10 till late, at Stans sexing barr
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# free drinks for naked girls!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# only if they can put their cocks up their fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Almost make me want religion...
almost. Woo and hellooooo there!
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hello missy
not seen you in these parts for a while :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# :D
Been popping in recently.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# not as good
as my other ones - but it'll do :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# what happened to the meatenberg?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Phase two will be going on tomorrow.
I shall be using a meatload based strategy rather that the lamentable mousebased one.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I'd still eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It got worse.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmeats!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# what the christ is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# a flattenburg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# it looks like an internal organ dipped in nacho cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# yeah does look quite good:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:46, archived)
# oh lordy!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# is space poep?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# yay!
the space pope! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# I once saw the space pope
His name is Barry and he has is sexing partner John with him, they were on Hampstead heath in the toilet

no, wait, shit my mistake. That wasn't the space pope, that was some people cottaging
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Jebus loves you!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I hear he has bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# O NOES
he needs kenotherapy
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# :D
awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# fank ya
sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# YES, I LIKE THIS AND ITS LACK OF TIGER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# i will do a
tiger for you - but will a lion do temporarily??

lion-O
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# JUST ABOUT :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:07, archived)
# apologies if bindun...



news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm

hugs.
(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Yes, the news has been announced here
and no, you're not supposed to post it in a new thread without shopping it in some form.

Don't delete the thread now that you've done it though.

In other news: my old secondary school had hell hole written on the roof for a while. They painted over it in the end, but you could still see it when it rained.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# SNUGGLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# You'd think you'd know after two years
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

EDIT:

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# they come out after 2 years on a tuesday
always ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# did someone say his name 3 times?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Jason dyer
Jason dyer
Jason dyer
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# do you mean Jacob Dyer
france, burn, neck, didn't, bristol, like, it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:36, archived)
# barnaby bear
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# and all round happy clapper:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:38, archived)
# yeah thats the guy
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# oh wow
/contains sarcasm

Standing on the ridge of a roof is great place to get away from people
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:28, archived)
# have you considered selling your excess sarcasm on ebay? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# I have far to much sarcasm
I could sell the excess, for £10 each. I would make mooleons
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# really? how interesting!
;)

hugs
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Yes, as interesting as hippo who has just remembered he collects spoons and has decided to tell the internets about it


hugs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# i heard an interesting story once about a hippo that didn't collect spoons

hugs
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# he collected forks and went to spoon convention and shitted up the spoons with anger shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Not that every tom dick and harry
has been posting links to this all day.

"look what I found on the internet" is hardly what b3ta is for.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# posting unshopped photos in a new thread has bindun yes
as has deleting threads when you get shouted at (DON'T DO IT)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Come on
at least add a drizzle of jism
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# COCCKYX
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
# well i didn't hear about that til a few minutes ago
and i still think it's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Sorry....
couldn't help myself.
(tuwile, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:08, archived)
# If god were to play Noughts and Crosses


he would lose
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# HAHAHA
Groovy gravy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Lovely :)
Bill Nighy is good at hand jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
# its the arthritis
his hands are always ready
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Surely Michael J Fox would be vastly superior.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# that is why the ladies love him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# That coupled with the fact that he's the size of the average sex top:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# .
Photobucket


Wakey wakey "Aerosol Attack"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjDSNWiuKQ

.



(Catnipppp, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Gaaah!
*goes to get a kettle of boiling water*

much woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Fear
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# "GET IN LINE YOU MAGGOTS!"
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# There's LSD in vapor trails, man. It sure ain't condensation trails made by plane exhausts. No way, boy howdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:13, archived)
# The old man always called the vapor trailed
they're actually ice crystals.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# only if the air is cold enough.
It leaves the plane as vapour. That's why they are called contrails. (condensation trails )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Yes at 30,000 feet you're pretty much guaranteed ice.
You see Wossy the other night? Vin Diesil got caught out a gooden.
He was saying he was actually really geeky and spent a lot of time playing WoW. Wossy goes, 'Oh the wifes really into that. SHe's got a lvl 80 hunter and has completed the Lich King already. What character have you got?'
HE was unable to answer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# hehe, no I did not see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Admittedly it was eclisped by him making him talk on helium:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Oh shit, different plane designs and different atmospheric conditions lead to different appearances.
Assuming you're right though, I still don't understand why the 'NWO' would be doing this.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# I loved the fact that it ended with various trails and the words:
VIRUSES. FUNGI. BACTERIA.

What : are they caused by chemtrails, too? Is there nothing they can't do!?

(presumably, these are the agents of NWO destruction, but still)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Well it's a little known fact that viruses, fungi and bacteria didn't exist before planes were invented.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I certainly didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# I have the sudden urge to buy a ringtone.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# How many cats do you think you could fit inside a cow?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Exactly five.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# 47 and a third
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Half cat. Half cow.
Meowooo.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Is the cow hollow, or do you have to find your own spaces in there?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# If we have to find our own spaces, can we used stomach acid to dissolve the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I guess.
As long as they're not excreted and remain in the cow.

To that end, can we liquidise the cats?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Shit, the cow's still alive?
This is going to be harder than I thought
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# all the organs are still there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Are the cats declawed and greased up, or sedated?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# normal cats, you are not aloud to do any thing to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Alive? If they die inside the cow do they then not count?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# once they are in the cow, they count, even if they die
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Are we allowed to
liquidise the cats to preserve space?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Hah, excellent bit of pissage there
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# the cats have to whole
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I don't know if there's enough space to the whole cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# :|
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# If vets can fit in a whole arm I bet a cat with the legs folded would go in
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:31, archived)
# You make a good point, but consider
the logistics of trying to get an angry cat up a cow's shitpipe, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I was more mocking his grammar.
I accidentally the whole bottle etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# This is tricky
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I'd say ~six.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Live cats - 5
Dead cats (assuming no rigor mortis) - 15
Liquid cats - 50
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:26, archived)
# None
It's difficult enough to get a cat to go through a catflap when it doesn't want to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:56, archived)
# Do me a favour
draw a SkUGosarus to prove your not a great big faker :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:33, archived)
# ^this

you fake
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# While they are spraying this
stuff on us all how are the ones who spray it protected from it?
Do they live underground?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:42, archived)
# they are expendable
once they've sprayed out

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# that's one loud angry serge-ant.....*puts fingers in ears*
WOO factor:)......ace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Blimey! That's one rather angry ant.
WOO! Another great pic there, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# cat on a roomba
HELL YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# NORKS!
woo. I believe the correct protocol for the first time is when you're balls deep in her shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# hahahaa
i like this protocol :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# *Chokes on tea*
You evil bastard, have some consideration for those imbibing liquids before you post that kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# she's just saying that, she's staring at his crotch, the filthy slag
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# What's she staring at his crotch for?
She's the one with a cock for an arm!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)
# She's a well equipped Broad
Kinda like a swiss Army Prostitute
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# What?
You can only pay her in Nazi gold?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# Nasty Gold?
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
cockarm...has a lovely ring to it:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# when you are elbow deep up her shit pipe
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Got with the programme
I've already said that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# you said balls deep, I said elbow deep, as in fisting
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Just proves I'm more hung than you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# no, it just proves that I am far dirtier then you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# naaa
Just means that I can do with my knob what it takes your arm to emulate:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)
# Semaphore?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Yes
Attaching the flag was fun:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)
# hehehhee
you are riverghost :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# *worries*
He's already taken sneaking photos from my window!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)
# I stole part of your soul when I took the photo of the window
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Actually you took post its by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# MASSIVE TIGER TITS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:06, archived)
# mmmmm
tiger tits! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Andrew Blachs
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# That's racist.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# No, but is it...?
..really???
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)
# No, don't be silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# EH?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# it looks like he went to a neck party in france
from the smile he seems to have liked it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)
# that took my a sec there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# taking me somewhat longer...
...



It's coming...
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# You Klu Klux Klan Motherfucker!
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I think you mean:
"You Ku Klux Klan Motherfucker!"
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# It's a new faction
Keep up at the back...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I just wanted an excuse to type Motherfucker...
...and it looks like I've got another one. yay!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# It's Cluclucksclan. A new strain of avian flu.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# The Right Said Fred reunion got a bit passionate.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# right said fred, lets have a cup of tea now. It looks like were going no where
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Is she dead?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Dead sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Oh NOes
******Must Resist********
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# she iz wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Shame she died
Kemo was so slimming on her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# tasty keno
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# You've given Jack Tweed a rather large head for someone...
... with no brain.
(iamgoingtohell, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# here
have some codswollop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# *buys 2*
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# that's going to be twice as efficient
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Yes I have two sockets!
If I buy a splitter I should be able to run the car on magic and fairy dust.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)
# yes.. you aren't the first person to point this out to me today
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha!
seriously, fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)
# quality item
made out of top grade Fraudine
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:35, archived)
#
dwarf piechart
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# They Aint Grumpy Either
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# or.....

Oh FFS someone has been reading Sickapedia again...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Are we meant to check sickopedia first everytime we come up with a joke for b3ta now?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# No, but apparently everyone has to check it afterwards, as it seems to have crashed again.
And the number of twats online is increasing quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I'm sorry about that.
My vagina generator sems to have gone out of control and I can't stop it.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I wasnt checking it
I was in the bath after I typed that
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# this is
SCIENCEtm
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# hahaha you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# hahahaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# no one remembers the 8th dwarf, Fastidious
lovely sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Wasn;t he that one who dressed
a bit like a devil?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# no, he was the one who stayed at home, making sure every thing was in its right place
and then being cunt to them when they moved some thing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# ooooh, I've just had a double wrapped fruit tella
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# photos of this confectionary freakery!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# HEH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I think he is Constipated
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# 17 out of 5 jokes have already been 'round the internet six times or more.
And ended up on www.graphjam.com

Doesn't mean it's not funny, though ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# And this site's very own newsletter
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue365/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Oh yeah. I knew I'd read it recently :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Yes but the do prefer Whiskers
hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Beastiality Calendar Sale at Borders!

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# FOR THE LOVE OF GOLDEN RETRIEVERS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# ha!
think of the children. I mean puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)
# WOULD SOMEONE THINK OF THE PUPPIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Not sure
That's legal in this country?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Buy me that springer spaniel one
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# No
some of them are definitely underage.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# i like the look of the
'lust den pies' calendar.

them krauts are sick bastards
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)
# Should be in a plain wrapper.
On the top shelf.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# *Debbie McGees*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# I've still not actually witnessed this news story/rumour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Alsatian
/allegedly*

*probably not true
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Was this is the papers though?
I literally never saw anything of it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:31, archived)
# There were a couple of murmurings about it in the tabloids
so, as said above, probably no truth in it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# and
den pies, mmmm pie
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Looks like they've sold out of the 'Downies' calendars....
you can make your own jokes up on that one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Yum Yum!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# HIGH HEELS ON A HORSE?
My type of horse.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE REAL PHOTOS SO WE PUT SOME PHOTOS ON UR INTERNETS SO U CAN IRL WHILE U B3TA
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)
# Don't forget your copy of Penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:19, archived)
# This always makes me smile
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:21, archived)
# is the baby ready to drink booze?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Obviously
He's 37 and a high court judge.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# a terror from the past
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)
# I like Mr. Oldshark.
So I has clicked.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# I wish i had sky :(
Walking with Dinosaurs is on this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)
# ooh very nice
i want one
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past Max Clifford
(Claxon_Beverage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Pffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Just Like Clifford
This will be milked for days and days to come
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# ..
days weeks days weeks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# if not
days months days months
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Years?
You forgot that?
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# 3029 AD
"And here we see images of Jade, as you can see she was milked by her publicist until she was dry" "Her death, also warranted 16 months of media coverage and a 100 foot high statue, that shouted Kebab on the hour"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Anyway, seeing as we're still talking about Jade Goody,
I'm going to play my DS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Mine is in the post on its way to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Wonderful :D
Get an R4DS and download your games, it's much cheaper.
Much less legal, but still cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# No...
Do not get an R4DS. They were the bee's knees but they are no longer being supported and there are better flash cards. The Acekard is jolly good or look here:

gbatemp.net/index.php?showforum=40

or here:

www.aptware.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Ummmm Kebab....
All I have in the freezer is Fish Pie, Toad In The Hole, Smoked Salmon and Liver, MAsh & Onions. But I could murder a kebab
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:59, archived)
# you could have hers
It will be a bit radioactive now
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Ur so fukin sik jade rip god bless or angle xxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# u's b dissin the memori of Baby Q
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# An Babeh R
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Hu livd on Baby ST.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Barbie Q.
She is 1 fukken hot chick lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# but fuk babby Ñ coz ez furrin!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# RIS
Am I missing something here?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Short answer:
Yes
(rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Innocence
is bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# leev all da byootifal angells alowne!
cos they ar in hevan foreva!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# na i luv kids n that they r da futur me an darren tryn 4 numba 5 wish us luk lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Ow R babehs mayd??
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# a sit on ma dazs big cok n lata babby fall owt fanny innit lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# The ease with which you adopt this persona is quite terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# persona?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Lol
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# lol no ud probali drop it or summat down th staers
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# lmfao
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# hahahahaah
FP this now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# thay r the same sikos wat laffed about printsess dy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# The royal formerly known as Princess
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Your spelling sure has gotten worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# she iz with jebus now
her kids will be on the phone to her, "jebus, can we speak to mummy please?" "She ain't here, she is down their, silly mare got mixed up, she has gone to that Haven camp site"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Nah
Shes gone abroad to East Angliar
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# To Haven
To this one
www.haven.com/parks/norfolk_essex/caister/index.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Duck a fuck.
I went there when I was a little bairn and that wasnt there. Caister I mean
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Jade u wil b misd 4 eva xoxoxox
al u h8trs cn go 2 hel innit
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I beleive xox is pronounced
"ecksos"
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)
# its the opposite of oxo
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# well at leest de cancir wil dia 2
jade hd so much 2 giv... not de cancir or nuffin... I meen gud stuf

wen she is a saynt I wil warship her - FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# dnt b dissn
shes an hero
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Lol!
Classy move
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I wouldn't put it past Jade.
(Spui, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# gloopy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# haha holy shit
i shouldnt lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Jade obsessed, LivingTV
is going to have to change its name now.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Living TV
Lol
(Wook13 Been away but is now ducking a fuck on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
#
I’m sure Heat magazine would have gotten the cremation
(Claxon_Beverage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)
# She'll start moving soon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1CD6gNmhr0

/Dont watch if you're about to eat! (or have just eaten)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Gross!
Why do its lips move?
What are those pills?
Why do the maggots go into the ground?
Zalgo?
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Christ on a trike
I almost expected someone to start fucking the corpse.
Hmmm.... now that would be a niche in bestiality porn
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# pearoast from me.....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:25, archived)
# hhahaa
put Barrymore in there!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:29, archived)
# What's hard and green?
Jade.
(Doktor Mangler is drowning in cables, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# SPANG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Just
Pfffttt

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
#
Thanks, first front page
(Claxon_Beverage, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Well deserved FP
Clicky.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Hull!
*laffs*

'Grats on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! growfybruce, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# utter
clarse. Thank you

you're a wacky bunch you b3tans ...
I love you all, really I do, really
(dr dolittle, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Here
have a card
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:27, archived)
# Hahahahaa
A mighty FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 1:48, archived)
# *muffledguiltlols*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# jade goodt
ur sick, that poor girl has battled with cancer and u sick fuck are making a joke out of it, ur disgusting. RIP Jade
(noelsvixon, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# haha
top work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Must
not
laugh




HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I wonder if Mushybees will do a tribute?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Luv u Jade
Ur an angel now wiv Lady Di n Baby Jesus n teh other saintes
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Gold-plated diamond bullet through the frontal lobe genius!
Have some clickage sah!
(Ghostlight, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Although...
...to pronounce the caption phonetically:

"It's eayat fouraty too in the Big Broothah coffun. Jayad hasn't mooved for 3 dayahs"
(Ghostlight, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I don't understand...
Why do people make accounts on sites like this, known for their highly controversial pictures and content which are known to offend people, then post complaining about said controversial content?

Just don't cunting join if you don't find the fact that Jade Goody could not do what a moped can, and reach 30, amusing.
(tyranical, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 22:36, archived)
# For the Genetic Infantryman with sophistication...

Be the envy of your comrades!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Wow, his pecs & abs are almost as well-defined as mine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# cor
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Aye
Unfortunately they are not that easy to see under this thick layer of fat
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# My bra gets in the way
of viewing my wonderfully sculpted pecs.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
#
:)

edit: ^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# And your conifer bushes
*polishes binoculars*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# your name is robert polson.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# And his shoes are almost
as well developed as mine.
ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# SHEWS
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I eschew shoes.
Because they make my feet smell.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Stop wearing shoes made of dried & flattened cattle dung
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# are they drawn on?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:49, archived)
# I draw strength from them...
...so yes.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Oh you're so last 3pm!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Well...
At 3pm, I was busy, instead of wasting time like you reprobates!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# You've been busy with a gimp you say?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Damn!
Didn't edit that out quick enough!
Yes... I slap him till he screams... then I spaff everywhere, and thats how I get pictures.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Meh
It's Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# FUCK ALL O' YA
I SPENT MY LUNCH HOUR ON THIS YOU CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# LIES!
I don't believe you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# following the success of todays 3pm Draw Off, I may try and run one each week again
it'll be either a Tuesday or a Thursday and I'll try and give everyone 24 hours notice, either by annoucning it in my sig or on the Calendar.

Would that be pleasant or shall I not bother?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Yeah why not!
I shall promise to be consistantly shite every week:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:44, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Okay, but make it 4
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That would be pleasant
I realise that:

a) I did not see today's draw-off
b) I cannot draw
c) You didn't ask me for my opinion
d) the above
e) chips

But I love draw-offs. But with notice, please - and not too geeky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I'd agree with the 'not too geeky' bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I'd say not thursday because of new compo day and all that
either monday, tuesday or wednesday would be best.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)
# good point
I can't do Monday or Wednesday, so Tuesday if at all it is then. I shall try and announce/run a poll on Monday lunchtime-ish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:52, archived)
# That would be excellent
But I think the announcement should be just a few hours in advance ( not much of a draw off with days to prepare lots of images )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I must admit I like the rush
but so many peopl complain and it is nice to get lots of people involved
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I really liked todays format, tbh
Announced at 10 am, post at 3 pm.

Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# why not put a page up on /calendar inviting suggestions
then go with the majority.
I, for one, would love to get the old pens out, but if announced at 10am, I may well be working though until 6-7, however, the evenings would give me chamnce to participate more, and submit the following day.
/just a thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:57, archived)
# damned if I do, damned if I don't
I think this is why it stopped last time :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# aye, I can imagine.
The calender page (with perhaps one of those poll thingies in it) would offer a suggestion the 'masses' prefer.
at least then, you'd know which would work best for the majority.
good luck in any event :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:00, archived)
# yay
I cant draw or to 'shop but wont stop me..

nice easy subject for lunchtime japes sounds right. i still dont know what a rogue trooper is
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:50, archived)
# me neither
However, I do know what a Rouge Trooper is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I didn't see it
until 3:15pm ten had no idea what that was so had to google it and copy some generic image. Hence mine was very late and subsequently ignored ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:02, archived)
# sounds pleasant to me
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Spanking nice shoes!!!
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:37, archived)
# He's a tuff un!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:38, archived)
# haha
backwards feets!

( are those hand made Grenson's Oxfords? They don't look like it! Pah, cheapos )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Oh yeah!
lol. whilst that was an accident, I think it adds a certain amount of swagger to him!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Or possibly a certain amount of disability.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)
# rogumatrooper!
.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Why are the shoes on the 'wrong' feet?
Poor Rogue.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)

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