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Polo Bears are Cool !

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Mint!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh you brain-reading, time machine having, quick as a bunny bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

damn you're on to me

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

I'm going to beat you up so bad you're going to look like Lulu except inside out and on fire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

Is it predictable that this gives me the fackin 'orn?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

I have that effect.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

I'm over it now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

You meanie moo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

a resurgence!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

PENISEYES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:11, archived)

VAGINAEARS!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

QUICK, LET US FACEBREED

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

*SNOGSHAGS*

I CAN'T BREATHE!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

YOU HAVE SERVED YOUR PURPOSE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

*looks to distance*

raise our beautifully deformed offspring well

tell them tales and sing them songs of their father

*dies*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Your style is fresh

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

As are

Mint spies

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Indiana Polo and the Temple of DOOOOOOM!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

Mints Pi?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

That's a (w)hole lot of woo.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Agreed

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

La cucaracha, la cucaracha, la la la la la la laa,

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..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

yay!!!

*dances*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

That cat is on pause

AICMFP

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!

Su-bloody-perb!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

hahahahahahah! awesome dancing :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

hahaha

well that got the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes theme out of my head

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

woo!

lully!

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

awwww..... is that yours?

kitten in two months for me!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

No, just a random pussy!

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..wil, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

have you planted cat seeds?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

awww bless her little hat

hahahahaha

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

haha! wonderful!

'Clicks'

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McBadger COW, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:14, archived)

Look

at him go!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

those women...cock mad!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

COCK WEDNESDAY!!!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

Blimey.

He could be a bit more gentle
~~gentle~~ genitle

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

mmmm

what is the regulation number of hairs?

You shall be reported to the Ministry of Pubic Information

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

3 per ball

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

piss of the mind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

3 per testicle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

I did know

and i fucked up.....i hang my head in shame and will forego a biscuit as penance :(

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

biscuits...mmmmmm

I'm going to the shop I shall get some biccies now you mentioned them. I just need to smuggle them in past Frau Fuhrer

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

I think there should be a ceremonial G20 spouse fight.

Perhaps in the form of a Royal Rumble.

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

i yam a capitalist cat

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

YIFF.

I am having trouble finding shoes to match my dress.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:24, archived)

Get a leather dress

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Not again, the last one was uncomfortable enough.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

I told you not to get it wet

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

It was more the built-in 24 inch waist corset that made it a challenge.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

You'd be surprised what your body'll let you get away with when you're 18.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

*faints*

*big smile on his face*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

I'm old now, dude. Only proper clothing from now on.

Actually, that's a complete lie, I've got two corsets in my drawer at home that I bought last year, but they're certainly not 24 inchers.

In fact, that's a good point. Both should be too big for me now. Damn it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

there's nothing wrong with being old

and people should never give up wearing fancy stuff...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

I'm a quarter of a century old this year.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

pah

fie and tosh - it means nothing. Missus UnderCover will turn 29 again in a few days and she's as stone cold sexy and wonderful as she was when I knew her as an 18 year old... sexier in fact.

I'm a saggy old fool who doesn't deserve her, but clearly she's grown used to me and can't be bothered to go through the hassle of replacing me :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

You think you're saggy

I bet she's like me and she realises that the older a man gets, the sexier he gets. Seriously.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

I think that's mostly because

young men are feckin' retards.

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Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

the same could be said of females too. Certainly, I was a right tosser in my teens. Less so now. Hopefully still improving.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

As an ex-young man myself,

young men don't notice that young ladies are also retards, because they're too busy trying to get the young ladies' knickers off.

I assume the same is true in reverse.

/edit: Just noticed that my icon gives a good idea of my age!

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Fronds are waving gently on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:01, archived)

Oh I dunno, I still remember being 18...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Quite the feat, I barely do

*may have been plastered for most of it*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

I still think I might be 18

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

I've been 18 for about 18 years...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

for 20 years

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

wear boots

and be otherwise naked...? is that an option?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

Not if JPG ever wants to go to wherever we're going again.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

*taps side of nose*

s'alright - I know the owner...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

I might break poor Tomble's brain.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Bless you, lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

He's a delicate flower.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

he may not

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ha!

Good point - I hadn't thought of that.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

*emails £500 Selfridges voucher*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

This is all for you, I hope you realise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Oh!

*goes and gets REAL £500 Selfridges voucher*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

I can't decide between white shoes with black bows on (white and black dress), bright green kitten heels, dark green knee boots or my pre-existing chrome Kurt Geigers.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

*swoons*

You'll look fabulous whatever you choose, my dear.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

You're a love.

I'm going to be thinking of NOTHING but this till then, I can tell. I've got to go belt-matching yet.

Such a fucking woman at times.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

Should I be brushing off my suit?

I don't want to flunk the dress code.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

Nah, I'm always slightly over/under dressed.

You know what I'm like. Dresses and silly shoes and all that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Stop that!

It was lovely meeting up at the Champers bar last year, right out of Brief Encounter kind of stuff, and you looked spiffing, imho.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

:D until my shoes started to hurt.

You're a kitten.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

I shall carry you if that happens again.

Chuggy Back Rides!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

I might let you now I don't weigh as much as a Corsa. :D

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

Oh, shush - you nana!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

*leaps*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

Right!

Grab the broom, we're playing Knights of the Round Table!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

I have got the PERFECT chair for this

*lashes skylight-poking-stick to arm*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:57, archived)

maa-an

this is going to be the best looking bash ever!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:37, archived)

Gray Linen/Silk mix Daniel Hechter number...

it's not too bad, nope.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Oooooooooooh, that sounds very strokeable.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Right - that's that decision made, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

You just want a koala in eyeliner :D

I shall happily oblige.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

very good call Sir

I'm a bit of a sad old git (for a 29 year old) - but I do enjoy wearing a suit to work... tie pin, pocket handkerchief, Windsor knotted tie.

*rubs thighs thinking of how good he must look*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

More men should wear suits.

Hats, too. The whole shebang.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

yeah - I forgot to mention the rakish trillby

the brolly and long overcoat.

I think I want to be John Steed.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)

No bad thing.

People don't have as much style as they used to, it'd seem. Obviously present company is excluded from that (especially JPG's shirts).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Oh, there's a fab Simon Carter being wheeled out for the occasion...

*is all excited*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

I knew it!

I knew there'd be a good one lined up!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

You youngsters, eh?

I think that's a laudable approach to take for one's work attire.

I sadly have fewer and fewer suit-able occasions, work wise, anyhow.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

I do too.

Hopefully more client meetings will mean I get to get the big guns out (Thomas Pink shirts. Not exciting but too good for the likes of the ruffians I work with).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:52, archived)

I know what I'm getting you for your birthday now.

and it's VERY sexy.

Edit: In a good and appropriate way, I hasten to add.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:56, archived)

Schnooks, you don't have to get me anything. It's AGES away, anyway!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)

www.annefontaine.com/main.php?lang=en

Let it load, takes a bit. Check out the later parts of the 'Collection'.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Can't, m'love

it'd appear it's flash-based....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:03, archived)

Think classic French-Tailored White Cotton blouses...

They are *really* lovely.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

Oooooooh, I'll make a note to have a look at home!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

come and buy them in Edinburgh

I'll get people a drink or a smoke

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)

You can always borrow a pair of my shoes

They are large enough that they will look like THE SHOES on you and they are black and white ;)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

Am I going to have to wear many many many many socks?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

Possibly

I wear a UK15, I don't know what that is in a ladies size

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Bloody hell

are you a catamaran?

:D sorry, that must get very wearing. It's about twice as long as my feet, probably.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Haha

Hence why I said they would look like THE SHOES from smallbrainfield's Posh & Becks sketches :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

OH I see now.

I hope it's the first time you've been called a catamaran, at least. When I tease people I at least like to be original.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

Yep, first time I've been called that!

I normally get people saying things like ~~"get away from me you ugly big footed freak"~~ "Are those canoes on your feet?" or "Wouldn't it be easier to buy boxes and leave the shoes in the shop" - oh how those make me laugh... :(

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

If it makes you feel better

all the other girls buy my shoes before I get a chance, as it seems they all have the same sized feet as me.

I know it won't, but....er..... *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

Thanks :D

I have to buy my shoes online, I found a nice site that imports them from the US that doesn't charge the earth :)

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:59, archived)

Oooh, well done!

An old friend used to have to have them made. I think he was a size 16 or 17. He's dead now, bless him (not because of his massive feet, or his massive rest-of-him, as it happens) but he always had brilliant shoes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

I always have trouble finding shoes.

I don't wear dresses though.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

You should.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

Any particular style?

That wont make me look like a man-hippo trying to wear a sock?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

Ballgowns. Wedding dresses.

Of course not, you'll look like a little stunner.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

Easy. Wear the shoes that go with the dress

SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

No shoes go with this dress.

None I can BUY, anyway.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

Colour or style?

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

That's the thing

it's a black and white dress. I could technically wear ANY colour with them (except brown or navy, naturally).

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

Black and white?

HAS to be red. Fact mixed with design sciences.

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

With ginger hair?

I don't think so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Even more so with ginger, whats wrong with that?

Striking colours at top and bottom (and maybe middle of course *cough cough*).

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

Red and ginger clash. Trust me, I've got a red top

I'm not really ginger, I'm blonde and it looked alright on me when I had my own hair colour, but it looks awful now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Bah

and there ends my advice on dressing a woman..

*puts down white stripes album artwork*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Oooh, I'd like to have her boobs.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

I'm sure many of us would.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

You'd strap them onto your eyes

I know your sort.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Yes.

I enjoy the drama of having to stop them from getting cold for fear of being poked in the eye.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)

Get a different dress?

Maybe?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)

This dress was bought SPECIFICALLY for this purpose.

So no. :D

Morning lady. Or afternoon, whichever you prefer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Alright then, I suggest you post a pic of the dress and let us all choose some shoes for you :D

Also, I believe "ning" should suffice. So - ning! All good apart from wardrobe troubles?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

it's this, but I took the sleeves off and will be wearing a very tight black turtleneck underneath

www.asos.com/The-Laden-Showroom/Get-Cutie-Eiffel-Tower-Print-Short-Cap-Sleeve-Dress/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=398874&SearchQuery=get%20cutie&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black

it's sort of like a little pinafore now.

All is good, I'm just mentally tired, so shoes are a nice distraction.....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

Lovely :D

I automatically thought knee boots. But, that's just the sort of girl I am.

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

Dark green ones? Slightly piraty?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Yeah, why not. With perhaps a matching green bag/hair doofer

Or just plain, simple, snazzy black. With your hair colour, can you really go wrong?

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i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:12, archived)

Only with pinks and reds

which unfortunately seem to be the colours for this season... well, for a lot of shoe places.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Heheheehehe

beadle-paw!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

... although I find the idea of targeting people just because they are in a certain place and wearing a suit somewhat worrying

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:26, archived)

WITCHES!

BURN THEM ALL!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

can we at least wait until I've had time

to get home and change out of my suit?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

he's dandy :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

It's time to meet Johnny Cotton and Dot Rotten.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:20, archived)

archhhhh

kill them with flaming sticks of cancer

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

That Barb...

...has just made my day, Great shop sir! *clicks*

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

the whore tried to sell me butter

kill the witch!

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

would and perhaps

have some clicks

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

would ?

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

cant say i have yet

but its not from lack of trying

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

much better that way

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

there

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

wood but might hurt

there.

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:29, archived)

this scares me

and reminds me of a story from one of my friends. He picked up a girl at a bar, fiddled and kissed....and when HE reached down 'there' he felt long, sturdy hair all over her lower body......*shivers* he pretended to be to drunk to perform the act.

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:30, archived)

"and when I reached down 'there' he felt long"

Sure it was your friend....

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:31, archived)

He's schizophrenic, show some respect

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

hahaha

I already have a gf ;).

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:33, archived)

hair down there

no problem.
Penis, big problem.

(is that a hiaku?)

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)

It's not even close

To being a true haiku
But this is I think

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

into the stillness
staccato notes dissipate
it was a haiku

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

She may have been wearing woollen tights

Don't tell your friend though, it's funnier that way

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:32, archived)

hehehe

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:34, archived)

soup herb

it's been a good day today

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

fuckin A!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Eeep scary!

Also - you utter swine! Your bacon post has pipped mine to the top of the compo board :(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha :)

It could still all change though before the end...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)

I love PBase

Saus:
k53.pbase.com/u22/anim8edcox/upload/36822284.BeastArmsCLSUP.jpg

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

"YAY

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

I'm a man of my woooord...

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)

hell yes!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

oh hai ninj!!!!!

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

Hai Hype!

:D Edit: CallofDuty, CallofDuty, CallofDuty........

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

warhawkwarhawkwarhawkwarhawkwarhawkwarhawk

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hYpe is haunted by humans, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)

Shucks!

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)

I feel sorry for the poor bugger.

Talk about walking into a shitstorm created by your predecessor.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

predecessor/boss

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yes. That does make it worse.

It's very hard to blame the last guy, when the last guy is in charge.

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Its he had any balls he would

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

*brushes back fringe, sucks in air through teeth*

which cowboy have you had in here...? Well - it's all fucked for a start, s' gonna take about £1.5tn to put it right...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

It's this kind of talk that gets me going.

The British (European ) financial situation has nothing to do with Gordon Brown as an individual ( he was the single most successful chancellor we have ever had ) But is a direct result of the 18 month knock on we get from the debt based monetarism system of the US, the US banks greed in the subprime market ( and subsequent devaluation of bonds ) coupled with hedge fund managers in the world markets taking every advantage of the situation to make huge quick profits with no consideration to the effect it would have on inflation.

But of course it's easier to 'blame the government'.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:25, archived)

He didn't do himself any favours by talking about eliminating boom and bust.

Whilst riding a boom in assets such as houses.
I don't think it was mostly his fault, but it would have been nice for him or some of the system he created to regulate the banking industry to look a bit more closely at what was going on.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:28, archived)

If the government are happy to take credit* for the good times

They've got to be prepared to take responsibility for the bad times.

* no pun intended, much

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)

but it's unfair to apportion blame

to individuals when they had absolutely no control or responsibility for the people who started this. If you must blame a government ( rather than the private finance sector who are to blame ) then you have to look at the Bush administration rather than tilting at windmills and blaming people who could do nothing about it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

I agree

Also, it's equally unfair for individuals to take credit for the good times when they weren't directly responsible for those, either.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)

It's the Chinese to blame

They lent money to the world to buy chinese goods on credit, then pulled the money back to collapse the markets, now they are slowly buying shares at knock-down prices. They are the worlds keenest gamblers!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

They have put the price of timber up by two thirds

and I can't get decent hardwood to save my life. the bastards.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)

Try these (I sometimes buy oak from them)

www.timbmet.com/

probably biggest hardwood dealers in the UK

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:04, archived)

Presumably whenever a credit card application form lands on your door,

you sign up immediately and max it out?
Just because they're offering a loan doesn't mean we needed to take it

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)

You'd have to be mental to be living on credit right now.

You need to liquidise any assets you can and get it into savings. Savers will do well out of this.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)

Yeah, I'm doing fabulously with my 1-2% interest rates.

I'll be shopping around soon.
On the plus side, I'm saving for a deposit and house prices are coming down while my money goes up (slowly).

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

Me and her have been discussing property.

There are two houses in our area that are at around 50% of their 2007 value and whilst we'll not see that kind of recovery I think that there will be a tidy profit in both of them.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:50, archived)

Nothing personal, but I do hope there's not that kind of recovery.

It seems short sighted at best for people to have thought that steeply rising house prices were a good thing.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)

Premium Bonds are your friend

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)

%1 plus an occasional prize?

I'll see what I can get elsewhere first. Most of it's living in an ISA anyway.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)

If you've got the max amount you can have you get at least £50 every couple of months

(or at least you used to, it's years since I had any, actually)

..but at the time it was at least equivalent to having savings with a decent interest rate, with just a chance of getting really lucky...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:02, archived)

There's a handy calculator here.

www.moneysavingexpert.com/savings/premium-bonds-calculator/
I'll look into it, but with people being paranoid about banks, I think the odds are getting worse at the moment.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

Hmmm, not as good as I remember, actually.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

arrrg.

The only person making money from moneysavingsexpert is martin lewis. the twunt.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

You can get 4% on a two year fixed term fixed rate bond

and should have no problem getting over 3% on 12 months bonds.

www.lovemoney.com/savings/term-bond-accounts.aspx

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:06, archived)

I wouldn't be surprised if rates were higher than that in a couple of years.

I'll probably look for a decent 1-year thing. Cheers for the link.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:09, archived)

NP.

I agree that they will go up. It's just that with a fixed rate bond your profit is guaranteed. You can already find better rates but being index linked they are really risky right now.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

He looks like my kind of chancellor

What are his policies on fast food?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:02, archived)

this remains excellent

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:05, archived)

Time's are hard for Ronald?

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:05, archived)

this is wonderfull

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

Why so vomitous?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:06, archived)

clowns!

Click for bigger (326 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

hahahaha

pure evil

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

This is so very fantastic

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Hahahahahhaha! outstanding as always!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:11, archived)

Bless you

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

Excellent, Mr Ninj.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:13, archived)

Thanks JP

Are you still dug in?

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

It's pretty quiet up this neck of town, actually.

Last time I was up on t'roof, having a smoke, it all seemed quite quiet.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

As the Dog star said to its neighbour

Why so Sirius?

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

ooof!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:22, archived)

you dropped this

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:27, archived)

i'll post this right here...

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Greedo You're lucky you found me first., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

APPLEFIELD

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

I see you've got to the core of the problem

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

puns really get under my skin...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

GRANNY'S COX!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

hush now,

silence is golden (delicious)

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

*stalks*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

you pipped me to that one

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:04, archived)

I just don't see the apeel of puns, I'm afraid.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

This makes me think of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

^this!

and now I'll be singign the theme tune for the rest of the day

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

aaargh!

I am now!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

^^^

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:59, archived)

ha ha ha

I'll take the appley tasteless bastards on!

in other news:
msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/CNBC/Sections/News_And_Analysis/_News/__EDIT%20Englewood%20Cliffs/LetterOfMadoffVictims.pdf

emails which have been printed out and submitted in the case against Bernard Madoff (serious investment fraud case) -- page 36 is a good one.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

That pdf is taking ages to download...

Could you give me the summary?

Edit: Got it now :D

You're obsessed, I say!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

yeah - sure - not that funny really

emails and letters associated with B. Madoff's serious fraud investigation where he took money for investments he never made... one of the emails is a 419 from someone wanting to invest $10m ... slightly humorous in and of itself, but it ends with "If this email offends your moral value, do accept my apology..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

ho ho ho Prof

that's some funny shit right there...

*gets coat*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:08, archived)

Whoops.

Although the irony of a 419'er trying to extract money from a giant ponzi-scheme fraud case is near-infinite.

But who's the bigger crook? Only one way to find out...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

they're both crooks

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:14, archived)

Bigger!

bigger

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:15, archived)

THEY'RE BOTH CROOKS

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:18, archived)

_sorry

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:23, archived)

The Apples of Wrath!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

hahaha!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

also

DO ME NEXT STEVE

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)

AVENGE MR APPLE!

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)

yesss!!!

the red ones are extinct now!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

yay apples :)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)

Haha

Reminds me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:57, archived)

Pomme wars!

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:01, archived)

The Battle of the Pomme

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homonk, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

Oh no, the green apples are conquering the world!!!

But hold on: How come the victims be red apples instead of green apples? Family revenge?

(Deltikon Your mouth is round for a reson >:], Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:33, archived)

its not he colour of our skin that is important,

that we unite as brothers is paramount against this wicked foe

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)

Does anyone else...

...really fancy a nice long cold glass of Apple Juice?

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)

Finished at last

Click for bigger (137 kb)
This image finished due to Op Who frankly is a hero!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

you missed a bit

SELFLOLZ

nah - only kidding - you're alright :)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Top stuff, sir! |Have a WOOOO!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

friggin awesome man

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

Excellent!

Geishas with guns...what's not to like?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

very nice

is it all digital? Like with a wacom? Then I really have to practice

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:43, archived)

NO not all digital..

there is some original pencil work which I shall scan for you so you can see where it started.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

that’s the standard set of Photoshop brushes you recognise

Does anyone here you painter or something like that?

Is it much use?

Looking at the above - I'll shut up.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Painter.

I use painter a lot, it's awesome.

I tend to use both when I am working on something arty, the roughing out and 'painting' is done in painter, but work involving layers and effects is done later in photoshop.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)

The pencil work

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)

ok nicey :)

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)

That's beautiful.

If I had one small suggestion to make ( and I often do ) it would be that I think that your pattern on the fabric might benefit from having a displacement map to 'wrap' it a bit. But that would probably be rude of me :(

*clicks*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

I thought it was a style choice as its in the BG too.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

I understand what you is saying...

but the pattern is a small homage to the work of japanese woodblock printers, which is why it is flat like that rather than following the folds.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Which is why

there is never any right or wrong. I do love it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

well spotted i was thinking the same thing but hasnt the balls to say it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

it's hard to say anything

without people taking offence and it really is rude to tell someone that they should do their art differently but the way i see it is that we are all learning as we go and it does no harm to discuss techniques when an image prompts that kind of thinking.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:10, archived)

like my wedding day - but with less guns.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

oooh nice

I especially like the hexagons

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

wowzers!

this is great!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)

Does this mean I'm a geek?

/EDIT - should be MOV DS,AX (AX contains the segment address and not BX) AND INT 21H
I thought you all knew that

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

It most certainly means I'M not

_{what the fuck}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

x86 assembly language

All the rage when I was a lad :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

Once I dreamt that I was a sausage roll.

_{none of you watch Blackadder, you uncultured buffoons}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

o_O

*sigmund freuds*

edit: haven't seen blackadder for years

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

and what a tasty sausage roll.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Yummy!

And did anyone eat you?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

I once dreamt that I was an

angle... about 17 degrees

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

What acute dream / That's cool

And watch out for Saxons.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

in the dream I was completely disemboddied

and I floated around and where I saw something that was a 17 degree angle I though "oh - there I am, isn't that nice..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

*dances like a fox*

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

just a bit of 68000

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I used to have a game on the SEGA MEGADRIVE called 688 attack sub

... it was complicated and I just used to wander around the sub and then emergency surface

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

deploying towed array...

towed array deployed...

ahh - good times.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

I had ecco the dolphin

I couldn't make him jump :(

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

did he have the

hiccups?

ecco the dolphin was pretty good in a sort of way where it would have been better if it had involved guns somehow.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

The only cool thing he did was jump

and I couldn't make him do it. :(

I've never been particularly good with animals.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

My sonic the hedghog got runover too

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

It's like that interracial comedy film

"Bottle-nosed dolphins can't jump"

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

I played ecco for the 1st time last year on my PSP (magadrive collection)

I assumed that the years had not been kind. Was it just as shit in 1992?

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

you have to remember that the alternatives were not great

...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Fairy snuff

In 1992 I was busy pounding away at my Amiga...

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

that's the thing with most old games

they're great in reminiscence (and actually were good in their days), but when you break out the ol' C64 to get "that feeling" again, it's mostly a collection of bad graphics, lagged controls and simple-minded gameplay. Nostalgia's meant to stay in one's head.
(except for some remarkable pearls like e.g. Civilisation)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

I keep meaning to break populus out again and see what it's like

but... I might not also.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

btw, they recently re-made that one for the DS

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)

I still get my Amiga out for a few games

Syndicate, Cannon Fodder, Maga-Lo-Mania & Hunter.

The rest is best left in my head (like wot you said)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

Golly!

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

What curious coincidence

I was just thinking about biscuits!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

erm

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

not at all.

you used a pen.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

I ran out of punch cards

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

O_o

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)

lolwut?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

fraid so old boy

i'm rissing my tits off personally

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

*scratches head, chews crayon some more and decides to watch a fishy instead*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Ooooo!

Nice!
*watches*
What's it's name?

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

Helicopter? Bridge?

Fake.

Fucksocks. Replied in wrong place.

:(

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

You forgot to add water

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

this lol

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

It's a flying fish.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

there is, it just disappeared in th eoptimization

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

*relaxes*

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)

It's most relaxing. Mmmm.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

Nice fishy.

*clicks*

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Helicopter? Bridge?

Fake.

(Now replying to the correct post!)

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)

jesus is it wednesday shitpost day?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

You Sir, may fuck right off.

Just because you don't appreciate the humour is no excuse to be offensive.

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

Just because you don't appreciate his offensiveness

doesn't mean you have to be offensive.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Actually it does.

I read it in a book once.

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

Am it handbag tiem?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)

Too many fucking people around here these days

that think they are me! ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

In his defence, he's not offered physical violence yet.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

Neither have I ( in my defence )

I just mentioned that there are a couple of people who will get punched if I meet them. hardly anything to get stroppy about ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

Just causality in action as far as I see it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)

Exactly.

They started it ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)

Sadly yes, it does.

You're more geeky than Stallman's underwear drawer.

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

ok.

That's fine.
Any more clues you could impart?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9324284

It's computer code called "assembly". Each line is called an "instruction". Thus bad instructions, the marker is having a laugh at a CLEARLY INCORRECT instruction.

(he is very geeky)
and so am I...

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)

You win a jaffa cake!

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)

*^.^*

GLEES!

I'll save it for later. Bedtime now!

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

sweet dreams jelly bean

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

That'll learn me for asking.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)

that's a language for computers call pearls

and it was written by a woman call Thalia Tummybutton who was the first woman to be allowed into the gent's toilets at Lecherous Park where they invented the iPod. Anyway - one day, while shopping for a gimp mask, Thalia accidental gave birth to a unicorn right there in Waitroes. Obviously she was shunned from polite society and became a member of parliament. On her death bed, she sold me this watch that I'm wearing.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)

THAT'LL learn you for asking!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)

You spelt 'Waitrose' incorrectly.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)

it's a work of fiction

I can spell things how I like...

Thalia Tummybutton wasn't a real person.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

Say it isn't so!

*sobs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)

she's very loosely based on a lovely person called

Thalia.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)

Oh lordy

Now you've explained the joke, I'm laughing my arsehole off. RIGHT OFF, SIR!

Right off, down the road and round the corner to the offy.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

WOT???!!??

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

*LOL* every bloody time...

You're going to get me fired, you know...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)

I guess it does... :D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)

yes - i agree

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boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)

This is full of win

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fannycradock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)

They're bloody everywhere...

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

3d-cgi-atta

noice

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

fake

no bridge

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

Would have made Hannibal's "crossing the mountains" lark a lot easier

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

everytime I log in it's you and Star Wars

woo sir

but if I may - there is an apparent collection of gravity in the lower echelons of gromarty, becoming Dogger, Viking.

I hadn't noticed the wonderful below post - and now I come to "reflect" - it's just me so ignore... ta

carry on

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

Go on then, what have I done wrong?

...and this after I give you a massive 'big up' below...:D

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

Slightly transparent legs?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

You're both right...

...*slaps self on back of head*

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)

Reflection of mountain more distorted than the atta.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

Oooh, that's some lovely reflection work right there ;)

Edit: pffft, or maybe not. ^^^

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

fuck that!

I'm not even getting involved in this one ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

Haha ;)

Oh go on...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)

What am I?

some kind of expert? I'm keeping well away from these things from now on :) I'm just painting my monkey and listening to acid jazz.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

I thought you were painting a girl?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

he is :)

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

That's been on hold*

and I've no tablet here at the moment ( well I have a little graphire 3 but that's as much use as tits on fish for painting ) So I'll finish that when I get home in 10 days or so ( I need my intuos A4 ) and just spend today rendering the line drawing I did of monkey yesterday.

*too lazy

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

That's brill!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:15, archived)

You're really good, Ninj

but star wars is still a big pile of boring old wank.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

The scary thing is...

...I'm really not a huge fan myself. The last three were a bit poo :D But thank you Ma'm ;)

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)

so you ARE a star wars fan!

;)

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Rubbish.

My niece could do better*

*My neice couldn't do better.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

rubbish.

my bat could do nicer

woo!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)

In another universe da da da da da Bathysman!

Click for bigger (75 kb)
Edit: Is it because you don't know what a Bathysphere is?

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

haha

:) top stuff

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:06, archived)

...

Is that the Zoroastrian version of the Bat Signal?

EDIT... Hmmmmm... Zoroaster in a bathyscaphe. Now there's an idea...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:13, archived)

It's the shape of a bathysphere.. I... erm...

it's...

sigh

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:17, archived)

...

I know.

It's just that joint first things in my head were "It's the shape of the bathyscaphe" and "It's the shape of the emblem of Zoroastrianism".

EDIT: I make no apologies for the content of my head. It'd take too long...

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)

Ah ha, but I knew you knew!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)

Argh! Stop doing mind-reading stuff!

'Sides, I'm wearing my tinfoil hat, so you can't tell what I know.

I'm not missing the Goat at all.

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

That Goat chappy...

He had a mind full of stupid things. I did not want to hear about those stupid things.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

That is truly inspired!

It gets a click from me!

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)

*pedants*

I do know what a Bathyscape is...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)

*double pedanterization*

Yes I am sure, but do you know what a Bathysphere is? Which of course is what the original comment questioned.

Get in!!!!!!!!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:39, archived)

as matter of fact I do, yes...

:D

Get out....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)

Damn you and your knowingification!

('''\(.:...:.)/''') Raaaa!

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)

hehehe...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:21, archived)

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

If I had a dressing gown that looked that comfy, I wouldn't be miserable

Maybe he's hungover? Too much demon drink?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:08, archived)

I think

hungover is probably right. :o)

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HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:16, archived)

nice

..so long as the robe doesn't slip!

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)

The lazy little oik needs a shave and a job.

A spell in the Army would show him whats what! I didn't fight in two wars.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:10, archived)

Entirely this.

National Service is too good for 'em.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:11, archived)

This doesn't have the replies it deserves

So I shall rectify that situation slightly but saying WOO.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)

its wednsday have a cock

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

too many hairs

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

^ What she said

and I thought we did that last night ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

She?

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

did what?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Cock Tuesday

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

yeah we did do cock tuesday didnt we

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

the little spurt at the end does it for me

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

same for most blokes

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

It's A: not tuesday and b: to many hairs

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

cock TUESDAY

*shakes head slowly* I know the clocks went back an hour or something, but the cocks didn't move forwards a day...

*sigh*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

haha

*glees* at some form of fail saving British cock time.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

think of the Farmers in the Scottish Highlands!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

*thinks*

*crosses legs*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:04, archived)

hurrah. Bindun?

click for big r

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

I can't draw

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

pffft

the Neville?

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

i think its

pyroclastic

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha

but wait - I'M listening to music...!

*fears*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

I prefer Randy McBeansborough

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

You prefer anything randy.

speaking of...

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

"I don't want to set the world on fire..."

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

I just want to start

a flame in your heart...

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha ha ha!

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Smallbrainfield, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

haha!

jesus is a cunt

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

Meant to be quite smashing...

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

bilbo, like in the hobbit?

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

No...as in the Barneybobs

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

No, like in the Bourne Supremacy.

O_O

edit: oh, I was wrong then. The only Bilbo I could think of was the Baggins.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Don't pick on the Dutchy

we're tortured enough with our harry potter pm

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

I'm not.

I can do though, if you like, I'm in an awful mood.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Cheer up gorgeous!

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

:D I'll try

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

HAHAH

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

OH FINE

he calls me gorgeous, you laugh, I die a little bit more inside.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Oh shush don't be a silly

I was laughing at the picture, obviously :)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I was joking!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I was wanking

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Obviously, for I am around.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

nice to be wanking with you cap'

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

*nips off to make something nice for the Cap to cheer her up*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

*hug* no need petal.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

*pets head and supports*

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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

*performs intricate dance*

la la laaaa *CASTANETS*

la la laaaa *BIG BASS DRUM*

la laaaa

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

That's some dedication right there.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

Click for bigger (95 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

*prints out and staples to forehead*

:-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

How do you smell?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

fragrant

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)

at first I read that as pregnant...

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Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)

Whoa...

I'd better not mess with you today.

*is scared*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

I was honestly joking then.

Probably not wise to poke me with sticks though.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

I wasn't intending to go the pointy stick route, I must admit.

more leaning toward the *BIG HUGS* course of action, I think.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)

I approve of this direction, very muchly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

I had a feeling it may the right choice...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

it's FREEBSDAY!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

ALL PILE ON!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

ALE PIE ONE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

bildo - need more D

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

hahahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

PAEDO!!!!!!!!!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

S ^PA ^N_G!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

www.snipurl.com/spang

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

^ Nice!

* Wobbly does not have speakers - could you please type out the transcript for this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9324120

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

pffft

have this as its not worth its own thread...

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

ha ha ha

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

Now there's a man who just wanna' riiiiiiiiide

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

Fucking,

love,
^this.

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

just wish I wasn't at work and had more time to do it better

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

Hahahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

FP please

maigc and clicks and woo.

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

too kind.. thank you.

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:52, archived)

Publish it

It'll become a best cellar.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

I see what you did there :)

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

hehehe

He's here all week folks !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Sorry...

...this is smashing!

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Ninj, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

ty ;D

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

Excellent work, that man...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

cheers !

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)

haha!

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

Hahahaha

You just made another Mr.Happy!

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

hahaha

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:59, archived)

I got bored watching the news...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

also

Socialist Worker placards with the 'Socialist Worker' bit ripped off

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

hahaha

*clicks*

I like to do the "count the anti-capitalist/globalisation protesters wearing Adidas/Nike trainers" thing too

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

add converse in there as well

as nike own them :)

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arrangedletters, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

You missed off

"5 policemen tazing an old women who was going to the newsagent but walked into the protest crowd by mistake" - 100 points

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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

No that's just funny.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)

Not to mention

Two riot-cops - each with different ideas for how to control the crowd.

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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

A fucking saracen armoured verhicle

*shakes head in disbelief*

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)

What a bunch of twats...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)

wow

These protesters today are really kitted-out for business

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

Quite accurate

now send it to the Guardian

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:48, archived)

So true

And you know the best way to make a socialist not a socialist?
Give him some money.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

Or get him to join the Labour Party

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)

in my experience the opposite is true

nobody batters on about the fair distribution of wealth for the benefit of the working classes more than the comfortably middle-class. the working classes themselves are money-grabbing gits

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)

Those bloody drums...

*seethes*

Nice work, sir!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

HOUSE!!!

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)

Hahaha

Its funny cos its true.

I overheard two guys talking at uni the other day, one guy boasting about how he was going to the protests. When asked by his companion why he was protesting, he genuinely could not give a straight answer. He explained what the G20 was, and what they planned to do to protest it, but for the life of him he just couldnt give a reason as to why he was protesting.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)

down with this sort of thing

what sort of thing?
oh you know, things

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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:03, archived)

Careful now

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)

LilyAllenSugar

Your Weird!

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:41, archived)

That gives me the Fear...

see what I did there?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

shat your pants?

EDIT: You're feared!
'ello!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

'ello there Dave :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

Ha ha ha...

* Having code curry for lunch and reading about TGA shitting his pants.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

wot up grandad,

do you, like, even kno wot a Lilly Allun iz like wotevr?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)

yes, Lily Allen was the sweetheart of the forces

Lily Allen was the sweetheart of the forcesthat got us through the Crimean war with her natty wax cylinder of 'Up the tramlines' accompanied by Willy Willie on spoons made of powdered egg . . .
*reminisces*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)

wah!

that's great/awful!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

That's just Silly, Allen

Click for bigger (20 kb)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

clicks

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

SHE'S WEARING THE SHOES!!!!!!!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

It's a bit LilySavageAllen?

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Q4nobody, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)

fwapping wrong?

(otl, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)

SHE IS WEARING THE SHOES AND THE COAT AND THE MAKE UP.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:53, archived)

Nice strappy number Sir Alan's wearing.

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zoldergoose, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

you sure its not a before after picture?

(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:42, archived)

anyone shopped with Sugar

looks like they're in Planet of the Apes

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CITY!??!?!!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)

you can tell which side she's slept on

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

eeuugh!

not want!

..tis good though :)

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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)

shave the other side

then i would:)

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:01, archived)

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